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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,600 --> 00:00:02,900 - Previously On "Ugly Betty"... - Justin? 2 00:00:03,200 --> 00:00:05,500 You're Supposed To Be Working On Your Algebra, Not Making Out. 3 00:00:05,535 --> 00:00:09,265 Back Off. You're Not My Dad. I Miss Him So Much. 4 00:00:09,300 --> 00:00:12,900 I Know, Mija. But It'll Get Better. I Want To Postpone 5 00:00:12,935 --> 00:00:16,117 Wilhelmina Is Losing Her Grip On Bradford. 6 00:00:16,152 --> 00:00:19,265 The Bradford Meade/ Wilhelmina Slater Wedding 7 00:00:19,300 --> 00:00:21,900 Is Back On. How'd The Meeting With The Advertiser Go? 8 00:00:21,935 --> 00:00:22,700 I Think I Lost The Account. 9 00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:25,600 Guy Had Some Issues With Our Staff. What? With Who? 10 00:00:26,100 --> 00:00:27,965 You. I Think We Should Lose The Account. 11 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:31,350 What? We Don't Need Atlantic Attire Or Their Money. 12 00:00:31,385 --> 00:00:34,700 So You Want To Destroy "Mode"? Well, There's Only Room 13 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:36,700 At Meade Publications. 14 00:00:36,800 --> 00:00:39,300 So The Baby's Yours. I'm Soy, Betty. 15 00:00:39,335 --> 00:00:40,600 You Should Go. 16 00:00:43,100 --> 00:00:45,250 Henry, I'm Sorry. I Just Can't See You. 17 00:00:45,285 --> 00:00:47,400 Not With The Way Everything Turned Out. 18 00:00:47,435 --> 00:00:48,565 The Baby's Yours. 19 00:00:48,600 --> 00:00:50,600 You're Going Back To Tucson To Be With Charlie. 20 00:00:50,635 --> 00:00:53,000 I Am Not Going Back To Be With Charlie. 21 00:00:53,100 --> 00:00:55,500 I Am Going Back To Be A Father To My Child. 22 00:00:55,535 --> 00:00:57,465 Maybe We Can Still Do This. 23 00:00:57,500 --> 00:01:00,265 Long Distance? It- That'll Never Work. 24 00:01:00,300 --> 00:01:02,900 I Just Think It's Better If We Just Avoid Each Other 25 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:04,400 Until You Leave. 26 00:01:04,500 --> 00:01:06,900 So That's It. Just Like That? 27 00:01:06,935 --> 00:01:09,265 Yes, I Think That's What's Best. 28 00:01:09,300 --> 00:01:12,600 Excuse Me, Do You Mind Not Leaning On Me? Who's Leaning On You? 29 00:01:12,635 --> 00:01:14,367 Well, You See, That's None Of Your Concern. 30 00:01:14,402 --> 00:01:16,065 People Can Lean On Me All They Want. Okay. 31 00:01:16,100 --> 00:01:19,765 No, Not You. Okay, So I'm Here For Five More Months. 32 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:23,500 How Do We Make This Work? When You Need Daniel's Signature, Send Kenny. 33 00:01:23,535 --> 00:01:25,500 Okay. What About Meals? 34 00:01:25,600 --> 00:01:28,800 I Go To The Cafeteria At 1:00. I Guess I Can Do 12:00. 35 00:01:28,900 --> 00:01:31,300 Except For Taco Tuesdays. I'm Always Afraid 36 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:34,600 They're Gonna Run Out, So I Have To Go Early. Okay, Sure. 37 00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:38,300 Well, Maybe This Whole Avoidance Thing Will Work. 38 00:01:38,335 --> 00:01:41,000 Yeah, We Never Have To See Each Other At All. 39 00:01:45,700 --> 00:01:46,100 Ugh! 40 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:48,900 41 00:01:50,300 --> 00:01:53,000 Starting Tomorrow, I'll Take The Subway. 42 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:55,000 Uh-Huh. 43 00:01:59,300 --> 00:01:59,600 Morning. 44 00:01:59,800 --> 00:02:02,600 Hey, Don't Fill Up On Fruit. I'm Making Machaca. 45 00:02:02,700 --> 00:02:04,800 Oh, No, I Can't Stay. It's Thursday. 46 00:02:04,835 --> 00:02:06,900 Santos And I Do Our Lotto Scratchers 47 00:02:06,935 --> 00:02:08,700 At The Cemetery. Oh. 48 00:02:10,300 --> 00:02:12,200 Hey, Kiddo. I'm Making Machaca. 49 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:14,900 I Know You Say It Gives You Hips But- I'm Meeting My Friends. 50 00:02:14,935 --> 00:02:17,317 Oh, Are You All Trying Out For "The Music Man"? 51 00:02:17,352 --> 00:02:19,700 I Read In The School Paper Auditions Are Today. 52 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:22,265 Drama Club? That's For Losers. 53 00:02:22,300 --> 00:02:24,800 You're The President. You Even Started The Club. 54 00:02:25,300 --> 00:02:26,500 Whatever. Here. 55 00:02:27,100 --> 00:02:28,200 Oh. 56 00:02:29,900 --> 00:02:31,400 Okay. Bye. 57 00:02:32,500 --> 00:02:33,565 Hey. 58 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:37,000 Do You Even Know What You Signed? Oh, I Don't Know, Papi. 59 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:39,965 Maybe It Was For Mail-Order Crack. 60 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:43,000 Come On, It Was A Permission Slip For Something. 61 00:02:43,035 --> 00:02:45,500 It's Fine. Bye. 62 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:50,865 Did You Get It? 63 00:02:50,900 --> 00:02:53,000 One Note Excusing Me From The Field Trip Tomorrow. 64 00:02:53,035 --> 00:02:55,500 Yeah, Suck That, Queens County Farm Museum. 65 00:02:55,700 --> 00:02:57,665 So What Are We Gonna Do? 66 00:02:57,700 --> 00:02:59,600 We'll Take My Family's Car Out For A Ride. 67 00:02:59,635 --> 00:03:01,100 My Dad Taught Me How To Drive. 68 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:03,000 Car Thieves Are Hot. 69 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:08,100 Marc Jacobs Wants To Send Over Bags. I Said Yes. 70 00:03:08,135 --> 00:03:10,965 Kathy Griffin Is Begging For A Date. I Said No. 71 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:13,400 And Your Father Wants To Have You And Alexis Over For Dinner 72 00:03:13,435 --> 00:03:16,267 With Him And Wilhelmina. I Didn't Know What To Say. 73 00:03:16,302 --> 00:03:19,065 Great. I Get To Spend Time With My Futurestep-Monster. 74 00:03:19,100 --> 00:03:22,700 One Big Crappy Family. A Grudging "Yes" It Is. Speaking Of Which, 75 00:03:22,735 --> 00:03:24,917 Your Step-Monster Has Called A Meeting In Her Office 76 00:03:24,952 --> 00:03:27,100 In 30 Seconds. Wait, Is That Why We're Headed This Way? 77 00:03:27,135 --> 00:03:28,800 I Was Hoping We Were Going To Get Danish. 78 00:03:31,500 --> 00:03:32,565 Are You Really That Good, 79 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:34,100 Or Did You Just Happen To Have That On You? 80 00:03:34,135 --> 00:03:36,200 You'll Never Know. Oh. 81 00:03:38,700 --> 00:03:39,965 Are You Okay With This? 82 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:41,465 You Can Skip The Meeting If You Want. 83 00:03:41,500 --> 00:03:44,500 No, I Won't Let This Get In The Way Of My Job. 84 00:03:44,700 --> 00:03:45,665 I'm A Professional. 85 00:03:45,700 --> 00:03:47,900 Besides, It's Not Like I'm Writing "Betty Loves Henry" 86 00:03:47,935 --> 00:03:49,267 All Over My Notebook. 87 00:03:49,302 --> 00:03:50,600 Um, You- Shut Up. 88 00:03:54,100 --> 00:03:55,865 Thank You For Joining Us, Daniel. 89 00:03:55,900 --> 00:03:57,900 Why Are You In Here? Where Are All The Other Departments? 90 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:00,400 Oh, I Only Invited Ad Sales And Accounting. 91 00:04:00,435 --> 00:04:01,300 I Figured It'd Be Easier 92 00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:04,265 To Discuss The Advertising Situation 93 00:04:04,300 --> 00:04:07,600 In A Smaller, Le Judgmental Group. Excuse Me, 94 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:10,900 Over There To That Chair? Well, That's Very Thoughtful Of You, Wilhelmina, 95 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:15,000 But I Really Don't Have Anything To Hide. 96 00:04:15,500 --> 00:04:16,100 I've Been Very Open About This Whole Thing. 97 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:18,800 And If You Could Just Move To That Chair. It's Empty. 98 00:04:18,835 --> 00:04:20,000 I Think We All Know Atlantic Attire 99 00:04:20,100 --> 00:04:22,900 Pulled Their Advertising From "Mode. " No, No, No. 100 00:04:22,935 --> 00:04:25,700 I Didn't Mean You. I Meant Him. Betty? Please. 101 00:04:25,735 --> 00:04:27,767 Oh, You-You Didn't Know? 102 00:04:27,802 --> 00:04:29,765 Uh, Once The News Leaked 103 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:32,000 That Atlantic Attire Was Pulling Out, 104 00:04:32,035 --> 00:04:34,400 Well, Other Companies Followed. 105 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:37,000 Just How Many Advertisers Are We Talking About? 106 00:04:37,035 --> 00:04:38,700 Well, As Of This Morning, 107 00:04:38,735 --> 00:04:41,400 Um... 52%. 108 00:04:43,900 --> 00:04:45,165 Your Foot Just Touched My Knee. 109 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:48,300 Your Knee Just Touched My Foot. Well, Here's The Line. 110 00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:51,200 So What's Our Financial Outlook? 111 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,250 Well, Uh, If We Keep Touching- 112 00:04:54,285 --> 00:04:56,465 Spending At The Current Rate, 113 00:04:56,500 --> 00:04:59,600 Then "Mode" Will Be Out Of Business In 90 Days. 114 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:11,200 Yo, Fish! 115 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:16,600 You Staying In Here All Day Or We Gon' Play Tennis? 116 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:19,900 Yoga, I've Been Drinking- 117 00:05:19,935 --> 00:05:21,265 I Mean, Thinking. 118 00:05:21,300 --> 00:05:23,565 Uh, Actually, They're Both Right. 119 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:26,700 Maybe The South Of France Isn't Such A Good Idea. 120 00:05:26,735 --> 00:05:28,565 I Am So Glad To Hear You Say That. 121 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:31,065 'Cause At Piano Man's Wine Tasting Last Night, 122 00:05:31,100 --> 00:05:34,700 Everybody Was Saying That Positano Is The New Monaco. 123 00:05:34,735 --> 00:05:36,700 I Don't Want To Run Anymore. 124 00:05:36,735 --> 00:05:38,465 I'm Turning Myself In. 125 00:05:38,500 --> 00:05:39,865 Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa. 126 00:05:39,900 --> 00:05:41,700 That Ain't What We've Been Talkin' About. 127 00:05:41,735 --> 00:05:43,017 I Can't Leave My Children. 128 00:05:43,052 --> 00:05:44,265 Bradford May Have Moved On, 129 00:05:44,300 --> 00:05:46,550 But Daniel And Alexis Still Need Me. 130 00:05:46,585 --> 00:05:48,800 Need You? You Gon' Be In Prison. 131 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:55,900 I need You. 132 00:05:58,100 --> 00:05:59,700 Between The Two Of Us, You The One More Likely 133 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:01,900 To Have A Rich Friend With An Empty Villa. 134 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:04,600 Well, At Least If I'm Behind Bars, 135 00:06:04,700 --> 00:06:05,800 They Can Come Visit. 136 00:06:07,700 --> 00:06:08,900 I'm Sorry, Yoga. 137 00:06:10,500 --> 00:06:12,065 All Right. 138 00:06:12,100 --> 00:06:13,700 If That's The Way You Want To Play This, 139 00:06:13,735 --> 00:06:15,465 I'm-A Start Packing. 140 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:17,400 We Don't Have Anything To Pack. 141 00:06:17,435 --> 00:06:19,900 No, But They Do. 142 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:24,900 It Was Just Stupid To Think That We Could Avoid Each Other 143 00:06:24,935 --> 00:06:26,600 When We Work In The Same Building. 144 00:06:26,900 --> 00:06:27,900 Now I Don't Know What To Do. 145 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:30,600 You See, The Problem Is You've Got No One Else To Focus On. 146 00:06:31,300 --> 00:06:34,800 Not Bad, Not Bad. Turn. Thank You. 147 00:06:36,100 --> 00:06:37,100 You Need To Date. 148 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:40,200 Da? No, I Am Not Ready To Get Involved Again. 149 00:06:40,300 --> 00:06:41,500 Who Said Anything About Getting Involved? 150 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:44,800 All You Wanna Do Is Have A Little Bit Of Fun. Christina, 151 00:06:44,835 --> 00:06:46,665 Ten Minutes Before The Fun Happens. 152 00:06:46,700 --> 00:06:48,600 Well, You Don't Know What You're Missing, Do You? 153 00:06:48,635 --> 00:06:50,200 Okay, Turn. 154 00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:57,200 Christina, What- What Are You Doing? 155 00:06:57,235 --> 00:06:58,565 You Can't Alter Underwear. 156 00:06:58,600 --> 00:07:00,100 Oh, They Never Catch On. 157 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:03,265 Okay, Executive Decision- 158 00:07:03,300 --> 00:07:06,865 I'm Gonna Put Your Profile On Bachelocity. Com. 159 00:07:06,900 --> 00:07:09,765 Internet Dating? There Are Freaks Online. 160 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:11,365 Why Don't You Just Chop Me Into Pieces Yourself, 161 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:14,950 And We Can Cut Out The Middleman? Mm, They Don't Always 162 00:07:14,985 --> 00:07:18,500 I Don't Need Internet Dating. I Can Get Over Henry Myself. 163 00:07:18,535 --> 00:07:19,865 I'm Not That Desperate. 164 00:07:19,900 --> 00:07:21,400 You're A Little Desperate. 165 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:32,300 The Internet It Is. 166 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:36,900 167 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:42,000 168 00:07:44,700 --> 00:07:47,650 "Five Things I Can't Live Without. " 169 00:07:47,685 --> 00:07:50,600 Well, Doughnuts And My Family... 170 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:52,200 Ugh, And Eyeglass Cleaner. 171 00:07:52,300 --> 00:07:53,600 I Can't Stand It When They Get Smudged. 172 00:07:53,700 --> 00:07:56,100 Yeah, You Might Want To Sex It Up Just A Little Bit. 173 00:07:56,135 --> 00:07:59,400 Why? What Did You Put? Well, Sex-Five Times. 174 00:08:00,100 --> 00:08:03,000 Oh, Well, Maybe I'll Come Back To This One. 175 00:08:03,300 --> 00:08:05,600 Oh, Listen, Nobody Cares About What You Write Anyway. 176 00:08:05,635 --> 00:08:07,417 All They Care About Is That You've Got 177 00:08:07,452 --> 00:08:09,200 A Cute Little Photograph. Now Smile. 178 00:08:11,400 --> 00:08:12,000 Ooh. 179 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:15,700 Oh, No, I Wasn't Ready. Do Another One. 180 00:08:15,735 --> 00:08:17,500 Okay, Smile. 181 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,265 Oh, Well, That One's A Little Bit Better. 182 00:08:19,300 --> 00:08:22,500 At Least You've Got One Eye Open. Head Down, Shoot From Above, 183 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:24,400 Get Those Bangs To Cover Those Caterpillars 184 00:08:24,435 --> 00:08:26,600 And Hide Your Chins By Doing This. 185 00:08:27,700 --> 00:08:29,565 For God Sake, Lose The Glasses. 186 00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:32,200 Amanda, I Wear Glasses. I'm Not Gonna Lie. 187 00:08:32,300 --> 00:08:33,300 Whatever. 188 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:36,100 But Guys Don't Make Passes At Girls Who Are Fat. 189 00:08:36,700 --> 00:08:38,100 These Are The Shoes I Borrowed. 190 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:43,300 You Borrowed The Jimmy Choos. This Is A Sandwich. 191 00:08:43,500 --> 00:08:45,500 You Usually Don't Open Up The Box That Fast. 192 00:08:46,900 --> 00:08:47,900 I'll Be Right Back. 193 00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:52,100 Okay, Let's Try This Again. 194 00:08:52,300 --> 00:08:53,800 Aah, Ham! 195 00:08:53,900 --> 00:08:55,900 Yeah! That's Your Best One Yet. 196 00:08:56,500 --> 00:08:59,600 Graphics Wants You To Sign Off On This. Brilliant. 197 00:08:59,900 --> 00:09:00,900 But You Didn't Even Look At It. 198 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:04,100 The First Rule In Ruining A Magazine Is Stop Caring. 199 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:05,500 Uh, Why Don't You Go Downstairs 200 00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:08,900 And Supervise The Valentino Shoot? Me? Supervise A Shoot? 201 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:11,300 Whoa! You've Never Asked Me To Supervise Anything Before. 202 00:09:11,400 --> 00:09:13,100 Wait A Minute, Is This Part Of Your Plan 203 00:09:13,200 --> 00:09:16,200 To Make The Magazine Suck? Do You Care? There'll Be Male Models In Underwear. 204 00:09:16,300 --> 00:09:18,300 Mm, Not If I Have My Way. 205 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:28,500 Knock, Knock. 206 00:09:29,900 --> 00:09:31,465 Your Late. Take Off Your Clothes. 207 00:09:31,500 --> 00:09:34,500 Ha Ha, Easy Sailor. Buy A Girl A Drink First. 208 00:09:34,600 --> 00:09:37,400 Oh, I-I'm Sorry, I Thought You Were The Underwear Model. 209 00:09:37,435 --> 00:09:39,265 Oh, No, No, No, No, No. 210 00:09:39,300 --> 00:09:41,400 I Am Supervising This Shoot. 211 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:44,400 But It's Funny That You Mention That 212 00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:46,600 Because I Did Take A Modeling Class Once. 213 00:09:46,635 --> 00:09:48,700 You Know, Thought About It, Put It Away, 214 00:09:48,735 --> 00:09:50,800 Could Always Go Back And Get It. 215 00:09:50,900 --> 00:09:54,400 Hmm, Hmm, Hmm, Hmm. Ow. 216 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:57,165 What Are You Laughing At? 217 00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:59,700 You, Uh, You Slapped Your Own Ass Too Hard. 218 00:09:59,735 --> 00:10:00,565 That's Funny. 219 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,800 Oh, Yeah, I Guess That Is Funny. Ha Ha. 220 00:10:02,835 --> 00:10:04,565 Cliff St. Paul. Marc St. James. 221 00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:06,800 Wow, We're Both Saints. Is Yours Fake, Too? 222 00:10:06,900 --> 00:10:08,000 No. Mine, Either. 223 00:10:08,100 --> 00:10:11,100 Are You Sure This Doesn't Make Me Look Fat? 224 00:10:12,100 --> 00:10:13,365 I'll Sign For That Package. 225 00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:15,800 Well, Please Let Him Be Dumb. He Can't Have Everything. 226 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,500 Oh. I Put 'Em On Backward. 227 00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:20,100 Thank You. 228 00:10:20,500 --> 00:10:21,600 I Can Help You. 229 00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:37,200 Hello? 230 00:10:37,900 --> 00:10:39,065 Hello. 231 00:10:39,100 --> 00:10:40,465 Oh, Hey, Papi. 232 00:10:40,500 --> 00:10:42,665 These Are My New Friends From The Cemetery- 233 00:10:42,700 --> 00:10:46,700 Mabel, Esther, And Lucille. They Lost Their Husbands, Too. 234 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:48,400 Heart Attack. 235 00:10:48,500 --> 00:10:49,765 Liver Failure. 236 00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:51,600 Stroke On A Cruise. 237 00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:53,000 I'm Sorry. 238 00:10:53,100 --> 00:10:54,300 You Don't Get Your Money Back, 239 00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:55,965 But They Don't Tell You That. 240 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:59,500 Oh, We're Maki A Quilt From Our Husbands' Shirts. 241 00:10:59,535 --> 00:11:03,300 Our Dead Husbands. Fun. 242 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:10,300 Okay, I Decided Go With This One. 243 00:11:10,335 --> 00:11:12,365 I Was Gonna Use The One That Says, 244 00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:16,400 "Drink Till She's Cute," But I Buried Him In It. 245 00:11:17,100 --> 00:11:18,400 Aw. 246 00:11:20,100 --> 00:11:22,065 I Think The Last Shot's The One. 247 00:11:22,100 --> 00:11:25,000 So This Whole Window Thing You're Doing, It's Genius. 248 00:11:25,035 --> 00:11:26,865 I Love It. Totally Get The Concept. 249 00:11:26,900 --> 00:11:30,400 You Have No Idea, Do You? None Whatsoever. 250 00:11:30,435 --> 00:11:31,900 Uh, "Rear Window. " 251 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:34,550 Hitchcock? Never Saw It. 252 00:11:34,585 --> 00:11:36,265 Really? It-It's Amazing. 253 00:11:36,300 --> 00:11:38,700 I- I-I Love Hitchcock. What Aut "Psycho"? 254 00:11:38,735 --> 00:11:40,400 Uh, Work For One. Does That Count? 255 00:11:40,435 --> 00:11:43,100 Hey, Did You Guys See "Saw"? 256 00:11:43,135 --> 00:11:44,265 No. 257 00:11:44,300 --> 00:11:46,100 Wh-I Said "Seesaw. " 258 00:11:49,300 --> 00:11:49,800 Wow. 259 00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:51,765 I Know. Oh. 260 00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:54,065 Okay, You Have To Go With Me Tomorrow Night. 261 00:11:54,100 --> 00:11:57,300 I'm Seeing "Psycho" At The Film Forum. Oh, That Sounds Like Fun. 262 00:11:57,335 --> 00:11:59,165 Maybe We Could Grab A Beer Before. 263 00:11:59,200 --> 00:12:01,900 Uh, Sure, If By "Beer" You Mean "Appletini. " 264 00:12:01,935 --> 00:12:02,900 Okay. 265 00:12:03,900 --> 00:12:05,700 Gus, Rear Back In The Window. 266 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:16,600 What Is It, Girl? Someone Felldown Their Well? 267 00:12:16,635 --> 00:12:18,700 Betty... Internet Dating... 268 00:12:18,735 --> 00:12:20,065 Must Mock. 269 00:12:20,100 --> 00:12:21,800 Ooh, Bookmark It. I Gotta Stick Around Here. 270 00:12:21,900 --> 00:12:22,800 I'm Trying To Work Up The Nerve 271 00:12:22,900 --> 00:12:24,900 To Ask Out "Hot Pants" Over There. 272 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:28,600 Oh, You're Asking Him Out? Maybe I'll Stay Here And Mock You. 273 00:12:28,700 --> 00:12:30,300 What? You Think He's Out Of My League? 274 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:32,300 He's A Nine. I'm An Eight. He's A Ten. You're A Six. 275 00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:33,800 You're A Bitch. I'm A Seven. 276 00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:38,400 Now I Know This Is Going To Hurt A Bit, 277 00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:42,700 But For Starters, We Can Save 8% By Printing On... 278 00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:44,400 Rice Paper. 279 00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:48,065 Look At That. That's Not Terrible, Huh? 280 00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:50,700 I Can See You. Well, We Can Just Say We're Going Green. 281 00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:53,300 People Will Do Anything If They Think They're Saving A Tree. 282 00:12:53,335 --> 00:12:57,100 Which Brings Me To... Soy Ink. 283 00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:59,300 I've Heard That Stuff Tends To Rub Off. 284 00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:00,800 We Could Throw In A Packet Of Wasabi, 285 00:13:00,900 --> 00:13:03,400 And Then We All Got Lunch. This Is Crazy. 286 00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:06,100 We're Ruining The Magazine, And It's All My Fault. 287 00:13:06,135 --> 00:13:08,100 No, It's Not. It's My Fault. 288 00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:10,400 Alexis, I'm The One Who Lost The Advertisers. 289 00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:12,900 Now, Now, Stop Blaming Yourselves. 290 00:13:13,300 --> 00:13:14,800 It's Both Your Faults, 291 00:13:15,500 --> 00:13:16,800 But Fortunately, I'm Here To Help. 292 00:13:16,900 --> 00:13:20,600 Now How Do You Feel About Free Detergent Samples? 293 00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:27,900 B- Licious. 294 00:13:27,935 --> 00:13:29,065 Kenny. 295 00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:30,765 Henry Needs Daniel's Tag On This. 296 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:33,300 Okay. Oh, And Will You Give Henry My Time Card? 297 00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:35,800 I Can't Make It To The Accounting Department. 298 00:13:35,835 --> 00:13:37,600 Chicken. Stay Out Of It. 299 00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:41,200 So B.T. Dubs, You Really Did A Number On My Boy Henry. 300 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,200 I Don't Even Think Porn And Malt Liquor 301 00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:46,050 Can Heal The Damage That You Have Inflicted. 302 00:13:46,085 --> 00:13:48,800 Kenny, You're From Greenwich. Stop Frontin'. 303 00:13:48,835 --> 00:13:50,300 South Side, Yo. 304 00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:52,800 Chris-Tay, Oh, Lookin' Good. 305 00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:54,565 Oh, Go Away, Kenny. 306 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:56,800 Listen, Why Don't You Tell Your Girl To Throw My Man 307 00:13:56,835 --> 00:13:59,000 A Betty Biscuit Before He Leaves For Tucson? Tucson. 308 00:13:59,035 --> 00:14:00,300 It's Spelled "Tuc-Son. " 309 00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:01,900 It Should Be Pronounced "Tuck-Son. " 310 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,900 I Don't Understand A Word That Man Says. 311 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:07,600 Christina, Look. I Already Have Responses To My Profile. 312 00:14:07,700 --> 00:14:11,700 15 Of Them. First One's From Ilovetacos. 313 00:14:11,900 --> 00:14:13,065 I Love Tacos. 314 00:14:13,100 --> 00:14:14,400 Then Ilovechurros. 315 00:14:14,435 --> 00:14:15,867 I Love Churros. 316 00:14:15,902 --> 00:14:17,300 Ilovetortillas. 317 00:14:19,700 --> 00:14:21,900 Amanda, You're Not Funny. 318 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:25,100 I'm A Little Funny. 319 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,700 Look, There's One- Niceguy47. 320 00:14:29,900 --> 00:14:32,100 Oh, It's A Real One. Mm-Hmm. 321 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,400 "I'd Love To Go Out With You. 322 00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:36,300 "Your Profile Says You Enjoy Bowling, 323 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:39,000 So If You Have Some Spare Time... " 324 00:14:39,100 --> 00:14:40,165 Oh. Aw. 325 00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:41,100 I Don't Get It. 326 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:46,400 "Yes, I Love Bowling. " 327 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:48,400 Send. 328 00:14:48,500 --> 00:14:49,900 Send That Again. 329 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,000 Why? You Typed "Blowing. " 330 00:14:58,400 --> 00:14:59,800 What Else Could They Do? 331 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,800 We Weren't Due To Dock In Puerto Vallarta 332 00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:03,300 For Two More Days. 333 00:15:03,700 --> 00:15:06,165 So They Put Him In The Freezer, 334 00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:09,300 Right Next To The Beef Tenderloin. Done. 335 00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:12,100 One For My Grandson's Birthday, 336 00:15:12,300 --> 00:15:14,100 And Then One For Christmas, 337 00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:15,565 In Case I'm Dead. 338 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:17,765 I Always Wondered How My Abuela 339 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:20,600 Got Such Crisp Bills In The Cards She Sent. 340 00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:23,765 So What Are We Doing Tomorrow? 341 00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:26,900 Tomorrow? Look At Her, The Optimist. 342 00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:28,800 We're Taking The Senior Center Bus 343 00:15:28,835 --> 00:15:30,265 To Rockaway Beach. 344 00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:34,300 The Beach Is A Good Place To Die. No, Home Is Best. 345 00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:37,700 I Always Thought The Mall Would Be A Good Place To Die, 346 00:15:37,735 --> 00:15:39,000 But I'm A Shopper. 347 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:42,700 You Know Where's Not A Good Place To Die? 348 00:15:42,735 --> 00:15:46,100 A Cruise Ship. They Take Your Money. 349 00:15:46,135 --> 00:15:47,765 I'm Gonna Write Another Letter. 350 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:51,600 Ooh, That Reminds Me, I Have To Write To That Cereal Company. 351 00:15:51,635 --> 00:15:53,165 I Counted. 352 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:56,400 There's Not Two Scoops Of Raisins In There. 353 00:15:56,435 --> 00:15:58,000 I'm Writing The Networks. 354 00:15:58,100 --> 00:16:00,800 Why Won't They Bring Back That "Highway To Heaven"? 355 00:16:00,835 --> 00:16:03,500 I Wish I Had Someone To Write A Letter To. 356 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,400 Maybe I'll Find Something To Hate In Rockaway. 357 00:16:06,435 --> 00:16:08,265 You Coming, Too? 358 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:11,500 Yeah, Sure. What Else I Got Goin' On? 359 00:16:13,700 --> 00:16:14,300 Come On, Betty. 360 00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:16,600 Your Opinion Really Matters To Me. 361 00:16:17,500 --> 00:16:21,500 Ll, The New One Doesn't Really Say 362 00:16:21,700 --> 00:16:23,765 "Classy Fashion Magazine. " 363 00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:27,300 It's More "Where's Lindsay's Mug Shot?" 364 00:16:27,900 --> 00:16:29,900 Oh, And There It Is. 365 00:16:30,900 --> 00:16:34,000 Daniel, Wouldn't You Rather Just Keep "Mode" The Way It Is 366 00:16:34,035 --> 00:16:36,300 And Go To Your Father And Ask Him For Money? 367 00:16:36,335 --> 00:16:37,600 Yeah, But You've Met My Family. 368 00:16:37,700 --> 00:16:39,100 My Mother Was Arrested For Murder, 369 00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:40,700 And She's The Nice One. 370 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:44,800 Yeah, But Do You Really Want "Mode" Going Out Like This? 371 00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:47,600 Oh, Free Laundry Detergent. 372 00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:49,700 Yeah, Knock Yourself Out. 373 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:50,800 Thanks. 374 00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:52,200 Why Are You Wearing Your Lucky Sweater? 375 00:16:52,300 --> 00:16:53,500 It's Not Taco Tuesday. 376 00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:57,500 No, But I Have An Appointment... 377 00:16:58,700 --> 00:17:01,700 At The Bowling Alley... With A Boy. 378 00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:04,765 That's A Date. Betty, You've Got A Date. 379 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:07,000 I'm So Proud Of You For Getting Back Out There. 380 00:17:07,100 --> 00:17:08,500 Me, Too. 381 00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:43,865 whore! 382 00:17:43,900 --> 00:17:46,800 you plotted with Lorenzo to steal my heart... 383 00:17:46,835 --> 00:17:48,199 and then steal my husband! 384 00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:54,900 Would You And The Golden Girls Like A Snack? 385 00:17:55,100 --> 00:17:56,699 I've Got Some Soft Food. 386 00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:58,100 It's Almost Dinnertime. 387 00:17:58,135 --> 00:17:59,600 It's 3:15. 388 00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:01,700 We're Gonna Be Late. 389 00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:04,100 It's The Early Bird Special. 390 00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:08,465 Ack! Mabel Left Her Teeth Again. Ew. 391 00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:10,699 She's Gonna Need These If She Wants The Roast Beef. 392 00:18:10,700 --> 00:18:15,000 Hold It. You Just Put Teeth In Your Purse. 393 00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:17,799 What's Going On With You And These Old Ladies? 394 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:20,699 They're Fun. Oh Yeah, "Stroke-On-A-Cruise" A Laugh Riot. 395 00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:23,199 They Get Me. Ever Since Santos Died, 396 00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:25,100 Everyone Says, "I Know What You're Going Through. " 397 00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:26,600 Well, They Don't. 398 00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:29,099 They Don't Know What It's Like To Wake Up Every Morning, 399 00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:31,900 Roll Over And Not See That Person Next To You. 400 00:18:31,935 --> 00:18:34,700 These Women Do. Yeah, Well, I Do, Too, Hilda. 401 00:18:35,100 --> 00:18:37,600 Since I Lost Your Mother, Not A Day Goes By 402 00:18:37,635 --> 00:18:39,917 That I Don't Miss Her. I Know. 403 00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:42,200 But It Can't Mean That Life Stops. 404 00:18:42,300 --> 00:18:44,700 You Still Have A Future Ahead Of You. 405 00:18:44,735 --> 00:18:47,100 And You've Got A Son That Needs You. 406 00:18:47,135 --> 00:18:50,800 Justin Is Fine. I'm Fine. 407 00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:54,800 Well, Except For This Shooting Pain In Myack. 408 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,600 Feels Like Rain. 409 00:18:57,100 --> 00:18:59,400 All Right, Girls. Let's Go. 410 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:05,100 Look. 411 00:19:05,300 --> 00:19:07,200 This Is Soy Ink. 412 00:19:07,235 --> 00:19:09,100 This Is Dolce. 413 00:19:09,300 --> 00:19:11,399 Damn It. I've Gotta Stop Doing That. 414 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:14,199 Okay, So Maybe Soy Ink Isn't The Best Option. 415 00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:15,265 We'll Figure Something Else Out. 416 00:19:15,300 --> 00:19:18,600 We're Out Of Options. You Know What We Have To Do. 417 00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:21,999 Oh, No. No. I'm Not Going To Dad. 418 00:19:22,034 --> 00:19:24,399 He's Finally Staing To Trust Me. 419 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:26,899 H- How Can I Tell Him I Lost Half Our Advertisers? 420 00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:28,899 You Can't, But I Can. 421 00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:30,500 I May Not Remember The Last Couple Years, 422 00:19:30,535 --> 00:19:31,999 But I Know I Was His Golden Boy. 423 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,699 I'll Just Tell Him It Was My Fault, 424 00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:37,200 And I'll Get The Money From Him. All Right. 425 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,199 You Were Always The One Who Could Get Away With Anything. 426 00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:41,499 I'll Be Right Back. 427 00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:44,500 This Golden Boy's Gotta Go Wash Ink Off His Boobs. 428 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:53,250 G- Stick, You Sittin' Down? 429 00:19:53,285 --> 00:19:56,065 Um, Ye You Can See I Am. 430 00:19:56,100 --> 00:20:01,100 Brace Yourself. Bad News Vis - ?Vis Your Old Lady. 431 00:20:01,135 --> 00:20:04,000 Oh, My God, My Mom? Did She Fall Again? 432 00:20:04,035 --> 00:20:05,565 Nah, I'm Talkin' About Betty. 433 00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:08,300 Oh, My God, Did Betty Fall Again? Worse. 434 00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:10,600 You Know I'm Hooked Up Like Perez When It Comes To Gossip. 435 00:20:10,635 --> 00:20:12,700 I Hear Everything, Yo. 436 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,600 That's Because You Pee In The Ladies' Room. 437 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:19,300 Well, They're Cleaner. Men Are Pigs. 438 00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:21,665 But This Is Something I Heard With My Own Eyes. 439 00:20:21,700 --> 00:20:23,900 Kenny, Will You Just Tell Me? What's Going On With Betty? 440 00:20:23,935 --> 00:20:25,200 Bowling... 441 00:20:26,300 --> 00:20:27,600 Tonight... 442 00:20:29,700 --> 00:20:31,400 With A Dude. 443 00:20:50,300 --> 00:20:51,465 Cuteinqueens? 444 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,500 Niceguy47? 445 00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:56,000 Hi, I'm Betty. 446 00:20:56,035 --> 00:20:57,099 Steve. 447 00:20:57,100 --> 00:20:58,299 It's Nice To Meet You. 448 00:20:58,300 --> 00:21:00,499 Adult Braces. Wow. 449 00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:03,900 Oh, Yeah. Uh, You Probably Didn't See Them In The Photo. 450 00:21:04,300 --> 00:21:06,200 I'm Glad You Recognized Me. 451 00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:08,700 Um, Size 6, Please. 452 00:21:08,735 --> 00:21:10,100 An 11. 453 00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:14,100 Yeah, That Was A Really Good Picture. 454 00:21:14,135 --> 00:21:17,400 I Know, It Was, Like, My Best Ever. 455 00:21:18,900 --> 00:21:20,765 yo, fish! 456 00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:23,850 you know the italian word for you is "pesce"? 457 00:21:23,885 --> 00:21:26,900 we can? 458 00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:39,000 oh, man... 459 00:21:39,035 --> 00:21:40,600 crazy "pesce" took the gun! 460 00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:48,265 so? 461 00:21:48,300 --> 00:21:50,500 I mean? 462 00:21:50,550 --> 00:21:53,050 So I Fured,Why Even Bother With Ilovebunnies? 463 00:21:53,210 --> 00:21:57,050 Yeah,Why Bother? Lot Of Frames Left. 464 00:21:57,210 --> 00:21:59,340 Oh,You're Right. You're Right. 465 00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:02,050 But Just So You Know,That's How I Ended Up With Cuteinqueens. 466 00:22:02,230 --> 00:22:04,660 I Didn't Want You Thinking I Was Conceited, 467 00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:06,840 'Cause I'm Not. 468 00:22:08,610 --> 00:22:10,730 Oh,That's Me. 469 00:22:10,890 --> 00:22:12,700 Uh,Go Ahead. I'm Gonna Hit The Restroom. 470 00:22:12,860 --> 00:22:16,120 Oh,Okay,Uh,Funny Story About The Bathroom Here- 471 00:22:16,270 --> 00:22:17,660 A Little Gross, But Mostly Funny. 472 00:22:17,830 --> 00:22:19,670 I'll Tell You When You Get Back. 473 00:22:22,430 --> 00:22:22,950 Hello. 474 00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:24,080 So How's It Going? 475 00:22:24,250 --> 00:22:28,050 Good. He's A Really Nice Guy, Just Like His Screen Name Says. 476 00:22:28,230 --> 00:22:30,030 And We Haven't Had Any Of Those Awkward Pauses. 477 00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:31,640 Great. 478 00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:32,720 Oh,I Have To Go. 479 00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:35,180 Someone's I.M.Ing Me On Bachelocity. 480 00:22:35,340 --> 00:22:37,830 Maybe I'll Get As Lucky As You Did. See You Later. 481 00:22:39,770 --> 00:22:41,340 You're not slngle. 482 00:22:43,070 --> 00:22:49,730 "And You Are A Creepy Stalker. " 483 00:22:49,900 --> 00:22:52,309 No I'm not. I'm your husband. 484 00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:27,350 Look What I Swiped From The Closet 485 00:23:27,500 --> 00:23:29,310 For My Date With The Underwear Model. 486 00:23:29,470 --> 00:23:31,730 That's Right. I'm Seeing Gus Tonight. I Don't Believe You. 487 00:23:31,890 --> 00:23:32,660 It's True. 488 00:23:32,810 --> 00:23:36,160 I Want Proof. Ooh,Send Me A Dirty Cell Phone Picture. 489 00:23:36,310 --> 00:23:39,500 Oh,But Not Your Parts Again. That Was Gross. 490 00:23:39,670 --> 00:23:42,510 Yeah,Well, Your Left One's Bigger. 491 00:23:43,990 --> 00:23:44,920 Hey. 492 00:23:45,650 --> 00:23:46,920 You Got All Dressed Up. 493 00:23:47,100 --> 00:23:49,640 Mm. New Cashmere. 494 00:23:49,810 --> 00:23:52,402 Old... Cat Hair. 495 00:23:53,710 --> 00:23:56,830 So Listen,After The Movie, Maybe We Can Go To The Village- 496 00:23:56,990 --> 00:23:59,850 Oh,Yeah,Right. Oh,I Meant To Call You. 497 00:24:00,020 --> 00:24:02,070 I'm Gonna Have To Take A Rain Check On "Psycho. " 498 00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:04,220 You're Not Going To Believe This, 499 00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:06,310 But I Asked Out Gus. 500 00:24:06,460 --> 00:24:10,170 For... Tonight? Yeah, And He Said,"Yes. " 501 00:24:10,340 --> 00:24:12,350 Aah! I'm Going Out With An Underwear Model. 502 00:24:12,510 --> 00:24:13,730 Are You Dying? I'm Dying. 503 00:24:13,910 --> 00:24:17,000 Oh,Yeah,Yeah,I'm Dying. Uh,I Thought We Were Going Out. 504 00:24:17,170 --> 00:24:18,620 Yeah,But Gus And I Are Going On A Date. 505 00:24:18,780 --> 00:24:20,800 You And I Were Just Gonna... 506 00:24:22,330 --> 00:24:23,240 Oh. 507 00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:26,750 No. No "Oh. " It-It-It's Fine. 508 00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:29,490 We Weren't... At All. Cliff... 509 00:24:29,660 --> 00:24:33,373 Okay,I've Gotta Go. Have Fun On Your Date. 510 00:24:41,830 --> 00:24:44,540 You Can't Have Me 511 00:24:46,230 --> 00:24:50,220 You Can't Keep Me For Yourse 512 00:24:50,810 --> 00:24:51,290 Not You... 513 00:24:51,470 --> 00:24:54,070 Yes,I Got One! 514 00:24:58,110 --> 00:24:59,130 Henry? 515 00:25:00,450 --> 00:25:04,490 Oh,My God,Betty. I Didn't See You. 516 00:25:04,660 --> 00:25:06,010 What Are You Doing Here? 517 00:25:06,330 --> 00:25:07,680 League Night. 518 00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:12,160 The Accountants Have A Team- "The Debitz" With A "Z." 519 00:25:12,330 --> 00:25:14,850 Totally Intimidates "The Actuaries. " 520 00:25:15,010 --> 00:25:16,270 What About You? 521 00:25:16,830 --> 00:25:18,810 Oh,Um,I'm On A Date. 522 00:25:18,980 --> 00:25:21,830 A First Date. It's Going Really Well. 523 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:23,790 Actually, He'll Be Back Any Second. 524 00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:27,220 He-He Doesn't-He Didn't Have A- A Yellow Shirt On,Did He? 525 00:25:27,380 --> 00:25:28,610 Yeah,Yeah 526 00:25:28,780 --> 00:25:31,730 I- I've Been Calling Him "Yellow Head" All Night. 527 00:25:31,890 --> 00:25:35,690 We Just Laugh. Uh,How Did You Know? 528 00:25:35,850 --> 00:25:37,590 Well,I-I Think I Saw Him In The Bathroom, 529 00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:41,130 And He-He Got A Phone Call And Had To Leave. 530 00:25:41,290 --> 00:25:44,460 Oh,My God. Well,Do You Know Why? 531 00:25:45,110 --> 00:25:49,810 Well,I Think I Heard Him Say Something About A Pet Bird. 532 00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:52,870 It Was Sick. Bird Flu. 533 00:25:53,300 --> 00:25:55,870 Yeah,He Had To Rush And Say Good-Bye, 534 00:25:56,030 --> 00:25:58,160 And He-He Taught The Bird How To Say Good-Bye, 535 00:25:58,310 --> 00:25:59,350 And-You Know What? The Bird's Sick. 536 00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:01,620 Let's Just Leave It At That. 537 00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:06,390 Oh,Uh,Well, That's Too Bad. 538 00:26:06,570 --> 00:26:09,490 Um,Well,I Guess I'll Just Finish My Game On My Own. 539 00:26:09,660 --> 00:26:11,220 It Was Good To See You. 540 00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:13,130 Hey,You Know What? 541 00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:15,320 Um,I Was Thinking... 542 00:26:15,470 --> 00:26:17,980 Well,I Don't See Any Of The Other Debitz Here. 543 00:26:18,150 --> 00:26:20,610 Do You Mind If I Just Warmed Up In The Lane Next To You? 544 00:26:20,780 --> 00:26:22,890 Aren't We Supposed To Be Avoiding Each Other? 545 00:26:23,070 --> 00:26:25,740 Right. How's That Working For You? 546 00:26:25,900 --> 00:26:27,780 Not So Good. Same Here. 547 00:26:29,100 --> 00:26:31,840 Look,Why Don't We Just Try And Be Friends? 548 00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:35,640 Yeah. And In That Case, Friends Bowl,Right? 549 00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:36,220 Right. 550 00:26:36,390 --> 00:26:37,260 Yeah. 551 00:26:42,150 --> 00:26:43,740 I've Been Doing That All Night. 552 00:26:43,900 --> 00:26:45,240 Nice. 553 00:26:46,490 --> 00:26:47,860 Okay,Lovers, 554 00:26:48,030 --> 00:26:50,710 It's The Time You've All Been Waiting For. 555 00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:53,018 It's Couples' Bowl. 556 00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:58,850 Yeah,Yeah,Yeah 557 00:27:00,430 --> 00:27:01,860 Bowling Sucks. 558 00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:03,470 Let's Go. 559 00:27:09,910 --> 00:27:11,280 Cliff,I Am So Sorry. 560 00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:12,670 Look,It's- It's Not A Big Deal. 561 00:27:12,830 --> 00:27:13,980 It's Just- Just A Misunderstanding. 562 00:27:14,150 --> 00:27:17,580 We-We Never Need To Talk About This Again. 563 00:27:21,950 --> 00:27:25,430 You Know What? We Are Gonna Talk About This Again. 564 00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:28,160 I Don't Know What Planet You're From, 565 00:27:28,310 --> 00:27:31,400 But When Someone Asks You Out For Drinks And A Movie, 566 00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:33,230 That's A Date, And The Only Reason 567 00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:34,830 You Didn't Think So Is 'Cause It Was Me. 568 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:36,720 That's Not True. Oh,Come On. 569 00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:39,370 We Both Know That I Don't Have "Muscle Tone" 570 00:27:39,550 --> 00:27:42,590 Or-Or Use "Products," And For No Apparent Reason, 571 00:27:42,740 --> 00:27:44,110 I Now Do Annoying "Air Quotes. " 572 00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:45,290 Stop It. 573 00:27:45,460 --> 00:27:47,130 You're Such A Clich? 574 00:27:47,290 --> 00:27:49,530 You And Gus? What Is That? 575 00:27:49,690 --> 00:27:53,640 That's Beauty... And Beauty. That's Not A Story. 576 00:27:53,810 --> 00:27:56,950 Now "Beauty And The Beast"- That's A Fairy Tale. 577 00:27:57,100 --> 00:27:59,050 I Am Not Dating Gus Just Because Of His Looks. 578 00:27:59,210 --> 00:28:00,600 We Had A Real Connection. We Laughed Together. 579 00:28:00,770 --> 00:28:02,980 We Laughed Together. Gus Just Stood There 580 00:28:03,140 --> 00:28:05,390 In His Backwards Underwear Lookin' Hot. 581 00:28:05,550 --> 00:28:06,200 So You Admit That He's Hot. 582 00:28:06,370 --> 00:28:10,380 Yes. Yes,He Is Hot. But I've Got News For You. 583 00:28:10,540 --> 00:28:14,050 In 20 Years,That Guy Candy Is Gonna Turn Into This. 584 00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:18,350 I Just Got There A Little Sooner. 585 00:28:23,500 --> 00:28:25,090 You Know Something,Marc? 586 00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:27,870 I Thought That There Was More To You. 587 00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:30,800 It's My Mistake. 588 00:28:39,210 --> 00:28:40,580 Alexis,Daniel. 589 00:28:40,740 --> 00:28:41,880 Dad. 590 00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:46,870 And This Is My Fianc?E, Wilhelmina. 591 00:28:47,030 --> 00:28:49,340 I've Heard So Much About You. 592 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:51,880 So When's The Last Time I Was Here? 593 00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:54,720 Oh,About A Month Ago, Before The Car Accident. 594 00:28:54,890 --> 00:28:58,080 We Had Dinner Together, As We Do Every Sunday. 595 00:28:58,250 --> 00:28:59,630 Laying It On A Little Thick,Aren't We? 596 00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:01,910 May I Take Your Coat? Sure. 597 00:29:04,810 --> 00:29:06,130 You Okay? 598 00:29:06,890 --> 00:29:08,850 Yeah,Uh... 599 00:29:09,020 --> 00:29:12,420 I Thought I Just Had,Like, A Memory Flashback Or Something. 600 00:29:12,590 --> 00:29:14,750 Weird. Maybe I'm Just Hungry. 601 00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:15,970 Well,You're In Luck. 602 00:29:16,140 --> 00:29:18,310 Mommy Made Fondue. 603 00:29:26,250 --> 00:29:28,960 Now Everyone Put Your Hats On. 604 00:29:33,290 --> 00:29:34,590 I Am Not Putting That On. 605 00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:37,760 Bah Humbug,Daniel. We're All Together Tonight. 606 00:29:37,950 --> 00:29:40,500 It's A Perfect Time To Take Our Holiday Photo. 607 00:29:40,670 --> 00:29:43,500 Actually,We Usually Do It In Front Of The Christmas Tree 608 00:29:43,670 --> 00:29:44,800 With Our Real Mother. Come On. 609 00:29:44,980 --> 00:29:45,970 Daniel,I Would Never Try 610 00:29:46,140 --> 00:29:47,840 To Take The Place Of Your Real Mother. 611 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,800 You'll Have Two Christmases This Year-One Here 612 00:29:49,980 --> 00:29:53,600 And One On The Lam. Here,Let Me Take That For You. 613 00:29:53,770 --> 00:29:56,600 Unless You Want To Continue In Your Mother's Tradition. 614 00:30:01,540 --> 00:30:02,990 Thanks,Dad. 615 00:30:03,170 --> 00:30:06,040 All Right, Everyone Smile. 616 00:30:14,390 --> 00:30:16,730 Hey,Fish. 617 00:30:17,310 --> 00:30:19,480 What The Hell Do You Think You're Doing? 618 00:30:19,630 --> 00:30:22,530 I Don't... I-I Don't Know. 619 00:30:23,170 --> 00:30:26,250 I- I Saw The Gun And... And The Wedding Invitation, 620 00:30:26,420 --> 00:30:29,130 And I Just Lost It. 621 00:30:30,660 --> 00:30:32,390 But Look. 622 00:30:33,150 --> 00:30:36,900 The Woman That Ruined My Life Did What I Never Could. 623 00:30:37,090 --> 00:30:39,070 She Brought Them Together. 624 00:30:39,230 --> 00:30:41,000 They're A Family. 625 00:30:43,010 --> 00:30:45,020 That's All I Ever Wanted. 626 00:30:46,540 --> 00:30:48,330 It's Okay Now. 627 00:30:50,410 --> 00:30:52,370 Let's Go To Italy. 628 00:31:02,110 --> 00:31:04,790 I Gotta Say, This Is Very Relaxing. 629 00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:07,950 It Really Does Pass The Time. 630 00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:09,120 You Know What Else Was Nice? 631 00:31:09,290 --> 00:31:10,350 The Applesauce That We Had For Dinner. 632 00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:12,810 I Think I Could Have It Every Day. 633 00:31:12,980 --> 00:31:16,080 They're Sleeping, Grandma. 634 00:31:17,050 --> 00:31:19,150 For Her,It Could Be The Big One. 635 00:31:19,330 --> 00:31:20,890 Ay,Papi. 636 00:31:32,510 --> 00:31:34,320 It's Not Much, But It's There. 637 00:31:35,300 --> 00:31:38,110 Who Died? I Get Her Clothes. 638 00:31:38,260 --> 00:31:40,450 I'll Get It. 639 00:31:46,130 --> 00:31:47,110 Justin. 640 00:31:47,270 --> 00:31:49,660 Hey,Hilda. Listen,Justin Took Your Car 641 00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:51,990 For A Little Joyride With His Friends. 642 00:31:52,150 --> 00:31:53,640 What? 643 00:31:53,810 --> 00:31:55,600 I'm Goin' Upstairs. 644 00:31:55,810 --> 00:31:58,050 Hey. He Crashed It Into A Tree. 645 00:31:58,590 --> 00:31:59,470 No One Was Hurt 646 00:31:59,660 --> 00:32:02,760 Except The Car And The Tree. 647 00:32:03,060 --> 00:32:04,870 Listen,This One's Between Us. 648 00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:06,160 I Know You Been Goin' Through A Lot Lately, 649 00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:07,600 But Keep An Eye On Him. 650 00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:09,610 I Seen These Things Spiral. 651 00:32:09,790 --> 00:32:12,650 Yeah,Yeah. Thanks,Rita. 652 00:32:12,810 --> 00:32:14,040 Mm-Hmm. 653 00:32:14,510 --> 00:32:16,360 Thanks. 654 00:32:23,500 --> 00:32:24,210 All Right,Ladies. 655 00:32:24,370 --> 00:32:26,350 Looks Like We're Gonna Have To Wrap Things Up. 656 00:32:26,500 --> 00:32:28,860 You Don't Have To Go Home, But You Can't Quilt Here. 657 00:32:29,030 --> 00:32:31,130 Will We See You Tomorrow? 658 00:32:31,310 --> 00:32:34,830 I Don't Think So. I Mean,This Was Fun, 659 00:32:34,990 --> 00:32:36,880 But Maybe I'll Just See You At The Cemetery. 660 00:32:37,050 --> 00:32:38,460 I Mean,Above Ground. 661 00:32:39,710 --> 00:32:42,310 So Who's Got The Walker? Yeah,Let's Help. 662 00:32:42,780 --> 00:32:45,520 Well,Dinner Is Served. 663 00:32:45,850 --> 00:32:46,630 Come On. 664 00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:48,640 Soup's Not Soup Unless It's Hot. 665 00:32:49,350 --> 00:32:51,900 Wait,Dad,There's Something I Have To Tell You. 666 00:32:52,070 --> 00:32:52,950 It's About The Magazine. 667 00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:55,610 No,Alexis. I Can't Let You Do That. 668 00:32:55,780 --> 00:32:58,950 Hot Or Cold, Soup Is Soup. 669 00:33:03,300 --> 00:33:05,590 I Lost Atlantic Attire, 670 00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:08,860 Which Led To A Substantial Advertiser Pullout. 671 00:33:09,010 --> 00:33:10,420 How Substantial? 672 00:33:10,580 --> 00:33:11,970 52%, But I Can Explain. 673 00:33:12,150 --> 00:33:14,800 Of All The Incompetent- Hold On,Dad. It's Not His Fault. 674 00:33:14,950 --> 00:33:17,460 He Was Protecting Me. Don't Defend Him. 675 00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:20,670 Your Brother Has A Long History Of Making Mistakes Around Here 676 00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:23,440 And Expecting Everybody Else To Clean Up After Him. 677 00:33:23,610 --> 00:33:26,000 You're The Only One I Can Count On To Do Anything Right. 678 00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:27,540 And Me,Of Course. 679 00:33:27,710 --> 00:33:30,520 Look,I Can Fix This. Just Give Me The Chance. 680 00:33:30,820 --> 00:33:31,220 I Always Knew 681 00:33:31,390 --> 00:33:33,310 Something Like This Wagonna Happen. 682 00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:36,550 You've Had Every Opportunity Handed To You. 683 00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:39,860 How The Hell Could You Turn Into Such A Screwup? 684 00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:43,750 You Are Dead To Me,Alex. 685 00:33:46,410 --> 00:33:48,850 Excuse Me. 686 00:33:57,360 --> 00:34:00,490 Oh,Boy,It Really Is Date Night. 687 00:34:01,540 --> 00:34:02,880 Who Cares? 688 00:34:03,030 --> 00:34:04,340 Two Friends Can Have Dinner,Right? 689 00:34:04,510 --> 00:34:05,360 No Big Deal. 690 00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:06,680 Yeah. 691 00:34:08,530 --> 00:34:09,870 What Are You Doing? 692 00:34:10,170 --> 00:34:12,620 Oh,Oh, This Is For Me. 693 00:34:12,780 --> 00:34:14,640 Sucks To Be You. 694 00:34:14,810 --> 00:34:16,480 No,Seriously, Do You Want To Sit Here? 695 00:34:16,650 --> 00:34:19,040 No,I'm Fine. 696 00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:21,780 Thank You. 697 00:34:22,420 --> 00:34:23,800 Thank You. 698 00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:27,110 Oh,Look, It's My Date's Bird. 699 00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:29,260 Guess He Didn't Make It. 700 00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:31,610 I'm Sorry. I'm A Terrible Liar. 701 00:34:31,770 --> 00:34:33,520 His Bird Got Sick? 702 00:34:33,690 --> 00:34:35,710 And You're On A Bowling Team Called The Debitz? 703 00:34:35,870 --> 00:34:39,610 No,The Debitz Are Real. It Just Wasn't League Night. Oh. 704 00:34:40,540 --> 00:34:44,010 I- I Heard You Were On A Date, And It Made Me Kind Of Crazy. 705 00:34:44,170 --> 00:34:46,990 Are You Serious? You Got Jealous? 706 00:34:47,170 --> 00:34:48,550 Oh,No,No,No. We Are Not... 707 00:34:48,720 --> 00:34:52,270 We're Friends. He Got Another Girl Pregnant. 708 00:34:52,610 --> 00:34:56,070 Betty. What? I Can Deal With It. I'm Sure Hcan. 709 00:34:56,220 --> 00:34:57,150 Rose For Your Pretty Lady? 710 00:34:57,330 --> 00:34:59,350 Oh,No,She's Not My Pretty Lady. 711 00:34:59,530 --> 00:35:02,360 I Mean,She's Pretty, Uh,But... 712 00:35:02,550 --> 00:35:04,710 He Got Another Girl Pregnant. Oh. 713 00:35:08,020 --> 00:35:08,910 Oh. 714 00:35:10,540 --> 00:35:14,110 You Know What? Suddenly I'm Not So Hungry. 715 00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:15,900 Wait,Betty,Wait. 716 00:35:16,060 --> 00:35:19,020 No,We Can Do This. You Mean So Much To Me. 717 00:35:19,190 --> 00:35:21,470 Oh,My God, He's Proposing! 718 00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:22,510 What? What? No,No. 719 00:35:22,700 --> 00:35:25,880 Champagne For The Happy Couple. No,No. No,No,I'm Not. 720 00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:29,830 Wait. I Would,But... 721 00:35:29,990 --> 00:35:32,450 I Can't Do This. 722 00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:36,110 No,Uh... 723 00:35:43,300 --> 00:35:44,480 You Okay? 724 00:35:44,660 --> 00:35:46,140 Where Are Ey? 725 00:35:46,510 --> 00:35:47,740 Down In The Kitchen. 726 00:35:47,910 --> 00:35:50,750 She's Licking Fondue Cheese Off His Fingers. 727 00:35:51,940 --> 00:35:53,230 What's Wrong? 728 00:35:54,490 --> 00:35:56,210 I Remember Everything. 729 00:35:56,380 --> 00:35:57,990 Dad's Been Lying To Me This Whole Time, 730 00:35:58,170 --> 00:36:00,180 Acting Like Some Loving Father. 731 00:36:00,340 --> 00:36:01,210 He Hates Me. 732 00:36:01,380 --> 00:36:03,970 No,He Doesn't. He Just Wanted To Use The Accident 733 00:36:04,150 --> 00:36:06,050 As A Way To Start Over With You. 734 00:36:06,220 --> 00:36:09,960 I Remember The Accident,Too. It Wasn't Your Fault. 735 00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:11,480 What? 736 00:36:13,230 --> 00:36:15,670 We Took Dad's Car, And I Had... 737 00:36:15,820 --> 00:36:17,820 I'd-I'd Paid Someone To,Um... 738 00:36:19,210 --> 00:36:21,320 To Cut The Brakes. 739 00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:23,820 What? No,You Didn't. 740 00:36:23,990 --> 00:36:25,560 Yes,I Did. 741 00:36:25,730 --> 00:36:29,150 He Was Trying To Get Rid Of Me, And So I Was Trying To... 742 00:36:29,310 --> 00:36:31,290 What? Kill Him? 743 00:36:31,470 --> 00:36:33,810 Oh,God. Alexis,What The Hell Is Wrong With You? 744 00:36:33,980 --> 00:36:37,450 I Was Torturing Myself. I Thought I Put You In A Coma. 745 00:36:37,620 --> 00:36:40,110 All This Time You Wanted To Murder Our Father? 746 00:36:40,260 --> 00:36:41,950 Daniel,I'm Sorry. 747 00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:44,760 Please Don't Tell Him. 748 00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:50,410 Wouldn't Believe Me Anyway. 749 00:37:00,590 --> 00:37:03,680 So You Had A Big Day,Huh? 750 00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:06,800 Stealing A Car, Crashing A Car. 751 00:37:08,010 --> 00:37:10,530 I Think We Should Talk About It. 752 00:37:14,240 --> 00:37:15,140 Are You Serious? 753 00:37:15,300 --> 00:37:17,340 Yeah,I Know You Think I Haven't Been Paying Attention 754 00:37:17,500 --> 00:37:19,410 To What's Been Going On Lately, 755 00:37:19,580 --> 00:37:21,830 And Maybe I Haven't, But That's Gonna Change. 756 00:37:22,010 --> 00:37:25,900 Oh,So Now You're Gonna Turn Back Into A Mother? 757 00:37:26,250 --> 00:37:27,750 What's That Supposed To Mean? 758 00:37:27,910 --> 00:37:30,680 It's Not Exactly A Part-Time Job When You Feel Like It. 759 00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:32,290 Oh,No, Get The Hell Back Here. 760 00:37:32,470 --> 00:37:33,880 I Am Your Mother. Don't You Forget It. 761 00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:36,710 Let Go Of Me. No,Justin,Listen. 762 00:37:36,870 --> 00:37:37,840 A Kid Losing His Father- 763 00:37:38,010 --> 00:37:41,440 That Is Not Supposed To Happen. 764 00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:46,240 And I Would Do Anything- Anything In The World 765 00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:49,080 If I Could Bring Him Back. 766 00:37:49,740 --> 00:37:54,300 But... It's Just You And Me. 767 00:37:54,930 --> 00:37:57,250 We're All We've Got. 768 00:37:57,880 --> 00:37:59,690 And I'm Getting Scared, Justin, 769 00:37:59,850 --> 00:38:04,810 Because I Feel Like We're- We're Moving Like This. 770 00:38:08,810 --> 00:38:12,850 So I Think It's Time We Pull It Together,Yeah? 771 00:38:13,010 --> 00:38:14,430 I Mean,I Been Acting Like An 80 Year Old, 772 00:38:14,590 --> 00:38:17,250 And You With The... With The Attitude 773 00:38:17,410 --> 00:38:19,610 And The Clothes- 774 00:38:19,900 --> 00:38:21,730 That's Not You. 775 00:38:22,590 --> 00:38:25,230 I Just Wanted Him To Be Proud Of Me. 776 00:38:25,500 --> 00:38:28,230 Oh,Baby,He Was Proud Of You. 777 00:38:28,390 --> 00:38:29,610 He Is. 778 00:38:29,770 --> 00:38:33,420 Just Exactly, Exactly Like You Are. 779 00:38:36,430 --> 00:38:38,070 I Just Miss Him So Much. 780 00:38:38,240 --> 00:38:40,470 Oh,Me,Too. 781 00:38:42,390 --> 00:38:44,460 But It's Gonna Be Okay. 782 00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:47,420 Just Let It Out. 783 00:38:48,660 --> 00:38:51,210 We're Gonna Be Okay. 784 00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:56,670 Oh. 785 00:39:02,020 --> 00:39:04,310 If You Had Told Me When I Woke Up This Morning, 786 00:39:04,470 --> 00:39:07,410 That I Would End Up At Your Apartment, 787 00:39:07,570 --> 00:39:09,990 I Woulnot Have Believed You. 788 00:39:11,890 --> 00:39:13,860 Will You Stop Grinning? 789 00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:15,100 You Picked Me. 790 00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:18,680 I Didn't Pick You. I Just Wanted To See "Psycho. " 791 00:39:18,830 --> 00:39:21,690 You Picked Me Over An Underwear Model 792 00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:23,020 What Is That? 793 00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:25,650 That-That Is A Dance You're Never Gonna See Again. 794 00:39:25,820 --> 00:39:27,460 Exactly. 795 00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:40,850 So What If I Get Scared? 796 00:39:41,630 --> 00:39:43,460 Well... 797 00:39:43,890 --> 00:39:46,290 Then I'll Be Right Here Next To You. 798 00:39:59,220 --> 00:40:01,070 What? I Need To Talk To You. 799 00:40:01,230 --> 00:40:03,870 Why? What Could There Possibly Be Left To Say? 800 00:40:04,050 --> 00:40:06,260 I Just Don't Want Things To End Like This. 801 00:40:06,420 --> 00:40:08,630 So You Had To Follow Me All The Way Home? 802 00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:11,070 No,I Followed You Because I Didn't Want You 803 00:40:11,210 --> 00:40:13,670 Walking Alone At Night. 804 00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:19,890 Henry,Please. 805 00:40:20,050 --> 00:40:21,650 Stop. Stop Being So Nice. 806 00:40:21,820 --> 00:40:23,600 You're Not Making This Any Easier. 807 00:40:23,770 --> 00:40:25,130 Well,What Am I Supposed To Do? 808 00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:26,850 I Don't Know. 809 00:40:27,010 --> 00:40:29,410 Kick A Puppy Or Knock Over A Midget. 810 00:40:29,590 --> 00:40:31,310 I- I Think The More Considerate Term 811 00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:33,390 Is "Little Person"? 812 00:40:33,570 --> 00:40:36,070 No. See? This Is Exactly What I'm Talking About. 813 00:40:36,230 --> 00:40:37,810 Well,I Don't Know What To Do. 814 00:40:37,970 --> 00:40:39,040 We Said We Were Gonna Avoid Each Other 815 00:40:39,210 --> 00:40:40,070 And That Didn't Work. 816 00:40:40,220 --> 00:40:42,060 Being Friends Practically Got Us Married. 817 00:40:42,220 --> 00:40:45,200 So What's Left? Should I Leave "Mode"? 818 00:40:50,530 --> 00:40:52,680 Okay. 819 00:40:54,860 --> 00:40:57,380 I'll-I'll Give My Notice On Monday. 820 00:40:58,610 --> 00:41:00,250 Daniel Can Help You Find Something. 821 00:41:00,420 --> 00:41:01,650 Yeah. 822 00:41:07,500 --> 00:41:09,670 Good-Bye,Henry. 823 00:41:12,010 --> 00:41:13,450 Good-Bye,Betty. 824 00:41:26,950 --> 00:41:28,520 There Is Another Option. 825 00:41:28,690 --> 00:41:30,280 There Is? 826 00:41:37,570 --> 00:41:40,580 You Must Remember This 827 00:41:40,730 --> 00:41:43,690 I Know You're Leaving In Five Months, 828 00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:46,330 And I Know Everyone's Gonna Say It's A Big Mistake, 829 00:41:46,490 --> 00:41:50,500 And I Know That I'm Gonna Get My Heart Broken, 830 00:41:51,670 --> 00:41:53,660 But Maybe It's Worth It. 831 00:41:54,250 --> 00:41:56,110 Are You Sure? 832 00:41:57,590 --> 00:42:00,680 It's Still The Same Old Story 833 00:42:00,850 --> 00:42:03,110 A Fight For Love And Glory 834 00:42:03,270 --> 00:42:07,360 A Case Of Do Or Die 835 00:42:07,580 --> 00:42:08,899 836 00:42:08,900 --> 00:42:14,400 The World Will Always Welcome Lovers 837 00:42:14,550 --> 00:42:17,490 As Time Goes By 838 00:42:17,540 --> 00:42:22,090 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 60490

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