All language subtitles for The Final Member 2012 EN

Hello!

- Excellent.
- Here you go, they�re great.

Thanks.

Well, this is a bladdernose seal.

And here's the smallest of the
whales, the common porpoise,

with both testicles.

And this is a penis
from a harbour seal.

A beautiful specimen
with the testicles.

These are absolutely fantastic.

Absolutely fabulous.

This started as a joke
with a bull's penis in 1974.

I was 33 years old

and it was in the town
of Akranes in the south

where I was the headmaster
of a secondary school.

One of my teachers gave it to me
at a party just as a joke.

That was the first.

This museum presents phalluses
or penises from the animal kingdom.

With all the artistic pieces around
as well.

Here it is, the bull's penis
that my teacher gave me.

The one that gave me the idea
to start collecting.

So this was what started everything.

This is the biggest specimen
I've got so far.

It's from a sperm whale,

but this is just one third
of the length of the organ.

This is the part that leaks out
when the animal dies.

This is a penis bone
from a cave bear,

a species that got extinct
10, 15 thousand years ago.

So this is, this is very rare
and very precious to me.

I've been collecting
for almost 40 years now.

I'm almost 70.

And I've got foxes, minks,
house mouse, field mouse,

rats, brown rats, black rats,

pigs, horses, rams, bulls, reindeer,

polar bear, seals, walruses,

harbour seal, grey seal,
sperm whale,

humpback, minke whale,
killer whale, dolphins.

I've got them all.

I've got specimens from
all mammalian species except one.

A proper human.

Without the proper human,
the collection is not complete.

My dad has been collecting penises
as long as I remember.

I think for me it was
quite, you know, normal.

Just part of, you know,
the family life

to bring home
a new specimen for the museum.

Or for the collection,
it wasn't a museum then.

It was a private collection at home.

Just for display,
for guests and so on.

It was shocking for people
to come into his home.

He�d filled up his whole house with
all types of penises in formaldehyde.

He wasn�t afraid
of what other people thought.

More and more penises
kept coming into the house.

Then it got out of control, so we told him
he had to open a museum.

And I opened it
with an opening ceremony, in style.

On the 23rd of August, '97.
That's my birthday as well.

BIRTHDAY SONG IN ICELANDIC

Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah!

We have anniversaries on
the same day, me and the museum.

It was great.
There was more space at home.

So I was happy.

We started when I was 17
and she was 18.

We've been together 52 years now.

I would never have been able to do
the museum without her support.

Quite a few people thought,
of course,

that I was a pervert
or something like that

to start with...
start collecting penises.

Most people, some people may have
thought it absolutely nonsensical.

Or, or idiotic.

But when people realised

there's nothing pornographic there,
they just...

Well, they may start thinking,
why is he doing it?

What... what is his concept
of presenting this to us?

The museum developed
almost naturally

but echoes many of
the approaches to the world

that you see within his teaching.

Especially the question of something
that mustn't be talked about.

And there's...

Anything that Siggi comes across
that mustn't be talked about,

for him it must be talked about
straight away, let's discuss this.

Did you know that?
Ah, you knew that. Great.

This is very, very important for me
to inform people or educate people.

I think this serves or helps

decreasing taboos
about this human body.

About this, especially about this
organ I'm presenting here.

This is the smallest item
in the museum.

A penis bone from a hamster.

It's less than two millimetres.

As a professional teacher
for 37 years, I like telling people.

I like informing people.

The testicles weighed 972 kilos.

Look at this one.
This is an American possum.

And it has two. Did you know?

We look at the historical record

and we see all kinds of variations

in how much we can
talk openly about penises.

It's odd that we in the 21st century

tend to fall on
a very conservative point of view.

Why is it for us in the 21st century
that the penis is so taboo?

Salt... and pepper.

I've been carving
for 30 years or something.

I started carving things
like this gavel.

Just in the same line as other
things in the museum, you see.

So this is the official gavel
of the director of the institute,

the Icelandic Institute
of Phallology.

It's a good gavel.

This took me weeks.

So... this is pretty heavy
but it's a complete mini-bar

or travel bar with two small bottles
and a measure.

If you have guests, you can
bring their schnapps on this trowel.

It's just like something
you want to create.

You don't know
what the end result will be.

This is my Christmas cutlery,
you know?

A fork, knife and a spoon.

The museum's getting
greater attention now

than it's ever
done before

and I think
more or less...

the word is spreading worldwide.

And it's been a lot of interest

shown by media
from all over the world

who's been flocking up to Husavik.

From a sperm whale?

Yes, it beached in Hrutarfjordur.

We don�t want this on our shoes.

- Are you wearing dress shoes?
- Yes, nice ones.

Hello, I'm Carol Off.
Good evening, I'm Jeff Douglas.

And this is 'As It Happens'.

The world's only penis museum
has not yet managed to secure

even one of a specimen
of which there are billions.

Mr Hjartarson, why is it
so difficult, do you think

to get a human penis
for your museum?

I've been collecting
for 33 years now

and I'm still waiting
for a human one.

These bodies are all over, you know?

And some of them
are just cut up for... to pieces.

Why haven't I been able
to get a human specimen from there?

Without specific legal permission

given by an individual

you cannot acquire
any part of his body.

Everybody knowing everybody
in Iceland,

this is a sensitive matter,
you know?

Because we are so few

and a specimen would hardly get
to me without the nametag on it.

Nobody would notice if somebody
was buried with one kidney.

Well, he just gave it away,
or we gave it away.

But if he was buried without
a penis, this would be a...

Well, even he or his family
could be a laughing stock, you know?

So this is a part of the taboo

or the fringe
of talking about these things.

The museum won�t be completed

until he gets this human penis.

It�s like when you have
a series of something

and you�re missing one piece
in the series.

Until then, the museum isn�t quite real.

People want to build monuments

or leave something behind.

I think this is also a part of it.

It's his, you know,
chance to do something

and leave
something remarkable behind.

My health has deteriorated
this year.

This is worrying me a little.

Because you start thinking that you
haven't got so many years left.

Siggi told me
that he can not die in peace

unless he has completed two things.

One was to translate a book
by the Spanish monk, Las Casas.

He�s done that.

The other is to get...

a human penis.

That�s why I will do whatever I can

to help my cousin
complete the museum.

The human might be the end
of a collection of 34 years.

If I don't get it in the next few
years, I don't know what happens.

ICELAND TODAY

Good evening, everyone.

It takes guts to donate your private parts
to a public museum.

But that�s what Pall Arason,
the famous adventurer, has done.

I have no use for my penis
once I�m dead.

- Didn�t you have to think this over?
- No.

I never contemplate.
I think quickly.

And I always follow through.

The first time we met Pall

he started bragging and boasting
about his way with women

and his outstanding
sexual performance.

Pall was getting up there in age
and I asked him

if he had any use for his penis
once he was dead.

He replied "No. "

Pall Arason is an authority.
He's a famous guy in Iceland.

So that would be an extremely
valuable acquisition to get him.

And here is the bottle.

Mr Arason's future resting place.
If he fits there.

So Mr Arason, his letter of donation
was the first in 1996.

Then in 2001
came Tom Mitchell, the American.

Hi, I'm Tom Mitchell,
I'm an American.

And I have decided
to donate my penis

to the only penis museum
in the world,

the Iceland Phallological Museum.

I felt ever since I was a kid
that when the time came

I didn't want my penis
to go to waste when I die

and when I came across
the Iceland Phallological Museum

it seemed like the ideal solution
to a lifelong dream.

I initially did
a letter of donation to Siggi.

He had claimed that there was
an old Icelandic gentleman

who had made a commitment
to donate his penis

upon his death.

I asked if he
would be interested

in a donation
from outside of Iceland.

He responded enthusiastically
at the time.

He calls his penis Elmo
and he is extremely well endowed.

This is the American, Tom Mitchell.

And with him comes a mould, or cast.

That's a very, very good specimen

of almost seven inches,
and a great girth.

My first wife
came up with the name Elmo

and I'm not really sure
where that came from

but that was a long time before any
Muppets characters were out there.

I don't know really
anything about this guy,

except he has
this great specimen, Elmo.

I started realising that to ask
somebody who was a close friend

to make sure that my sex organs
are cut off my cold, dead corpse

is really just kind of a gross thing
to ask anybody to do,

especially anybody you care about.

And if you want anything done right,

you probably
need to see to it yourself.

So more recently I decided

that actually it would be
a good idea to do it before I die.

I can see where
most any rational guy would say

boy, that's an extreme thing to do.

I mean, nobody would really want
to do that during their life.

I've always had a dream

of not only Elmo being placed
on display in a public place

but as a result,
possibly some fame and fortune.

Not for myself, but for Elmo.

I've always thought
it would be really cool

for my penis to be the world's first
true penis celebrity.

If a gentleman wants to donate

there are two things
that must be done.

Firstly, there must be
a legally done document

testified by three witnesses.

The second thing is
he must prove it in some way

that he meets the standards of
minimum legal length of five inches.

That's based on this folk tale
about a lady who went to the sheriff

and asked for a divorce because
her husband only had three inches.

Let's get a look
at the story itself here.

I'll just read it for you.

It goes something like this.
It's called "A Legal Length. "

There was an old lady
who came to her local sheriff

demanding a divorce
from her husband.

The sheriff inquired
as to the reason for this.

"It's the damnedest thing
I've ever seen" said the old lady.

The sheriff asked
whether the object in question

was such a freak of nature
that it was unusable or what.

"Don't even try mentioning
that thing" said the old woman.

"It's no more
than three thumbs worth. "

And the old woman said

that she would be satisfied with
nothing less than a legal length.

The sheriff said that he wasn't
aware of any article in the law

stating anything
about a legal length.

"Isn't three thumbs worth enough?"

"Absolutely not" said the old woman.

"One in the hair, one in the skin,

"and a third, and a fourth,
and a fifth one in.

"Now that's what I call action.

"That's legal length for you,
my good man. "

What I think is interesting
about this story is...

like certain other folk tales
that we have

in the Icelandic tradition
from this time,

recorded by priests and other
learned people and sent on by them,

is that there's clearly a lot more
understanding of the woman,

of the woman's part
in sexual activities,

that she deserves to get something
out of it as well as the man.

We get the same sort of story
comes up with, in...

in terms of tales with...
about elves.

On this tale, old folk tale, is
based my insistence or requirement

of having a mould of five inches.

There was an English TV station.

They tried to take a mould of
Mr Arason with Plaster of Paris.

But this guy didn't know
how to do it properly.

Try to stretch it.

Yes, pull it up.

Well, I mean take the penis
and make it longer.

It�s very easy to get it off.
Don�t worry.

In a few minutes it will be hard as a rock
and then I�ll be back.

Hello?

Well, this should be ready now.

Don�t break it.

I�m more worried about
pulling your penis off.

You can help
if you feel a place where it�s stuck.

Just the pubic hair!

Wait a second...

But it�s loose here.

Enough!

He was furious.
The mould was ruined.

I'm afraid I can't verify him
being of a legal length

at that time or now.

Hi Siggi, this is Tom.

Finally we are talking together.

What's happening
with the fellow from Iceland?

Has he said anything recently?

He's still alive, 93 years old.
Don't worry about him.

It's very important to me

that Elmo be the first
human specimen in your museum.

Yeah.

It's extremely important,
the reason is...

I have dreams and wishes that...

He wants to get the fame.
That's his main point.

Being the first is the only answer
to get this attention.

So I understand him in the way...
in that way.

But there is one difference here.

He is talking about
having his specimen,

his organ removed before he dies.

Now that's a big story
just by itself, you know?

To have it removed before he dies.

And then he could come later on
and see himself on the wall.

Of course I would prefer it to be
from the Icelander, Mr Arason.

But we don't know how many years
Mr Arason is going to live.

Look how it opens.

Look here. It's beautiful.

You see I will clean this up
and put it on the wall there.

And you see here...

One thing,
Tom is in a best position.

He is... he has the advantage

because he has promised
to deliver it before he dies.

It's very important to me that
I'm not getting the first specimen

from an anonymous nobody
somewhere.

Of course,
I would prefer it to be from...

well, let's say, like Mr Arason,

who's a renowned personality
in Iceland that everybody knows.

It�s a damn big penis
you�re going to get from me, Siggi.

Right?

Yes, you�re a famous man.
But now there�s a new donor.

Yes.

He�s 60 and he is a threat because...

Yes?

He�s going to cut it off before he dies.

Shit... Right.

So he could beat you to it.

Ah...

Mr Arason is a very, very funny,
or very special character.

He's a boaster and a braggart,
you know?

And he
wants to be in the limelight.

There is no other Pall Arason
in Iceland.

Except me.

He was one of the first

who went over the highlands by car.

I�ve been the first in so many ways.

I was the first
to take tourists to the highlands.

I made these paths possible.

It was a big adventure
and he got famous.

At first I got no support.

Icelanders didn�t have the courage
to go up into the mountains.

That was only for outlaws,
they thought.

Mr Arason is a remarkable guy
in many ways.

Some people say

that he's the greatest womaniser
in the history of the country.

My forefathers on my mother�s side
were priests and womanisers.

And the priests liked women a lot.

Womanising is a big part

of the legend of Pall.

I think he had many women

and I know
that many women came here.

He was a truck driver
up in the mountains

and maybe alone with ten women.

Who knows?

All sorts... black, yellow, white.

But never an Eskimo.

I had a book and I wrote in it
every time I got laid.

And that book
has about 300 names now.

Not counting prostitutes and such
in Paris, Amsterdam and Rome.

I got crabs from the one in Rome.

Yes, Kata, yes,
she was so lovely.

Beautiful breasts she had.

And her arse, too.

Yes, yes.
And Disa from Midfjordur.

And this one
from the Canary Islands.

Yes, she was fun.

When visitors walk into
the penis museum in Iceland

and they first set eyes on Elmo

and see this relatively large erect
penis with an American design,

stars and stripes,
red, white, and blue,

I'd like them to know

that the largest and best one
of the entire collection

came from the States,
which is patriotic.

But I also want people to, I guess,

take a moment and contemplate
how they feel about themselves.

I want to do something
that makes a statement

and makes people feel good

and actually breaks through
the ceilings and barriers

and let mankind in general
move forward.

So this tattoo you're doing

will be around theoretically
for thousands of years.

Maybe the one and only tattoo you do
in your whole career

that will be here
hundreds of years from now.

You want to take a look?

Ooh, that's nice.

SINGING IN ICELANDIC

Welcome relatives, and cheers!

- I thought I was your brother.
- Yes, I know.

This is made of penis skin
from a sperm whale.

There are just four specimens
of this kind in the world.

One, two, three, and Mr Arason.

When Pall Arason promised to
donate his penis,

he claimed to have slept with
the most women in Iceland.

I don�t remember if there were...

400.

Two, three...

296.

There were 400,
that�s what I understood.

That�s okay.
Now there are 402. That�s fine.

But when he donates his specimen

it will become very valuable
and unique.

Dr Petursson
has pledged to remove it.

Yes.

Of course.

Dr Petur once said to me
"Ari, if you find the old man dead,

"call me first, and then 911."

Hi Siggi, how are you?

Hi Tom, how are you?

Congratulations. You have a red,
white and blue stars and stripes...

Oh yeah?

.. on your American penis's head.

Fantastic. That's nice to hear.

Siggi, I'm pretty sure you have
a pretty good idea

on how you want to display him.

Well, it must be rather special,
rather...

It must be extremely well done.

But I will take care
of Elmo's display.

Don't do anything.

Right. Okay.

I'm wanting to
get a display case made

for the penis museum
in Iceland.

I've come up with some sketches.

I'm looking for your thoughts
and feedback.

I had thought
to actually mount it on.

This is the display box
I designed for Elmo.

For me it's very important

that Elmo be plastinated
fully erect, looking natural

with both testicles hanging
in the bottom of the scrotum

with pubic scalp that I want
harvested at the same time.

This would be the top, front face.

It bevels down and goes...

He was putting forth all kinds of
conditions about the preservation,

about the presentation of it
in the museum, etcetera, etcetera.

And all kinds of naming...
even what kind of wood

he was going to make the box of.

These are three-eighths inch.

These two will be
three-eighths inch.

This'll be quarter inch
and very strong

because it's one continuous piece.

It could be glued down to the base
or left separate.

If it has legs on it

it could be set on a pedestal
or a shelf.

Or it could be alternately
attached to a wall.

Suggestions are okay
but I'm doing it my way.

That's absolutely clear.

We have a shelf and a mirror.

Visitors to the museum

could get views from either side,
from the front

and then through the mirror
a view from below.

Okay, yeah.

We're going to probably want to
lean it down at... about like that.

We're looking at, hopefully,
this lasting indefinitely.

I've been doing this for 40 years

and I've got things I built
in the Getty that are still there.

Okay.

Do you have a warranty
on anything that you make?

You know, should it come apart?

I have one for aquariums,
I guess I could...

Okay.
Absolutely.

He asked me if he could have it back
off season, you know?

I could have it here during summer.

And he asked me
if that wouldn't be all right

if he got it back
during winter here.

Either he presents it, donates it
formally and legally, and it's mine.

And it's mine to decide
what happens,

how it's going to be presented
and so on.

So this is completely
out of his hands after he delivers.

Initially when I was considering
having them harvested and preserved,

I was thinking more in terms of
traditional things like taxidermy

and some of the taxidermists

had been experimenting
with freeze drying.

I think they did that with some
people's pets, dogs and cats,

and that was relatively successful.

And then I discovered
the science of plastination

which is a modern high tech way
of preserving anatomical specimens.

Mr Tom contacted us

asking us to preserve
his male genitals

in complete shape.

That means penis,
scrotum and testicles.

The goal of this treatment
is to keep a natural shape,

erected position.

It is very, very important

to be careful
with possible shrinkage.

We want to be sure
to avoid any shrinkage.

For this reason we are developing
new techniques and new polymers.

This is an international project.

We are in Italy,
the donor is in the United States,

and the museum is in Iceland.

We will have to move to the USA
with a mobile laboratory.

And treatment should be done
immediately after the surgery,

removing of the male genitals.

Then delivery
to the penis museum in Iceland.

Hello, Dr Shahar?

Yes?

How are you?

Fine, fine.

Your lab is kind of clear now.

You could you could take Elmo in
and do plastination work?

Yes.

Okay.

A penis and testicles can be done in
two to three months then, correct?

Yes, yes.

This is a funny guy, you know?

I have never met a person like him

or been in contact
with any person like him.

So I'm not quite sure
what he really means.

Or what he's...
where he is going, really.

So I am just, as I said before,
I am just the receiver.

I just wait.

This morning I handed into the
printers my latest book,

my 22nd work

entitled "The Fox and the Nation".

It's a history of 1100 years
of relations between fox and man.

You know, the Icelandic fox
is a special animal.

It's the only animal

that has a longer history in Iceland
than we have.

But it's hunted
without discrimination.

The entire country
thinks this animal is a pest.

They talk about
the extermination of a species.

But what about
the rights of the animal?

This is something to fight for.

So we founded a society, the Society
of the Friends of the Foxes.

Well, it might have started
as a joke,

as the phallological museum started.

But we use that
just to confront society

and try to make them
change their attitude.

This is essentially wrong.

So we must change our ideas of how
to treat, for example, the fox.

Or to take a collection of penises.

Why to hide it?

I have never asked anybody
to kill an animal for me

and I've never
killed an animal myself.

I don't shoot, I don't fish,
I don't hunt.

So first I put some water

and then one tenth of the solution
is formaldehyde.

No animal here has ever been killed
for me or because of me.

Same applies to Elmo.
That's absolutely clear.

I've talked with people who have
suggested different ideas,

things that can be offered to public
visitors to the museum and whatnot.

There are things I'd like to pursue.
One is a comic book.

This is
a simplified line drawing

of a cartoon comic book
type of character.

"The Amazing Adventures of Elmo. "

He's been detached, he's off to
conquer evil, to see the world.

I need to find somebody
who's an artist,

a comic book illustrator
type of person.

Somebody who's pretty creative
with storylines

and maybe
has a good sense of humour.

I'm excited about the idea.
I think it would be a lot of fun.

And I need to talk to Siggi
about it.

I think Siggi would have
a lot of ideas as well.

So he doesn't have
any feet or shoes.

So he kind of magically
levitates around wherever he goes.

He was driving me crazy, you know?

I was having
two or three emails a day.

Whole pages of discussion
about his organ.

I don't know
how much money I should spend

on a penis I'm having cut off...

I want Elmo to look his best.
What do you think?

He's awfully thick. His scrotum
and testicles hang a long way...

Let's have fun making him famous...

He was always sending me photos of
Elmo in all kinds of situations.

With a Santa Claus hat.

Abraham Lincoln.

As a Viking.

He feels that I am rejecting
his endless discussion about Elmo.

And his response was
"Dear Tom, I am busy at the moment

"putting the final touches on a book
I have been translating.

"A 16th century historical work. "

What can I do? Encourage him?
I'm not letting him get too close.

So I'm keeping him at a distance

where I feel sure about my position,
you know?

So he must do it on his own and I'm
just waiting until I receive it.

When I first contacted Siggi
he was cordial.

In fact, he was enthusiastic and I
did the letter of donation to him

and he wanted some photos
and I sent him some photos

and he wanted to know
if I could get a plastic model made

and I said as a matter of fact
I already had one

and sent that to him
and he was all excited.

But here more recently
he's not communicating well.

I'm beginning to think
that he's wanting to give preference

to the Icelander or someone else

and that he's just... his enthusiasm
has fallen off to zero.

I think it's important that we treat
one another with respect.

We each own our own bodies.

And I think as long as
we don't harm one another

we ought to be able to do
what we please.

And as far as
the exhibitionist needs that I have,

I think I can satisfy
in a socially acceptable way

by donating to the museum.

I hope nobody
thinks negatively about me.

I'm sincere, and I like to think
that I'm a pretty decent guy.

I try to treat other people the same
way that I like to be treated.

And that's with respect.

Mr Arason
has stated it repeatedly to me

that his specimen
has been shrinking rather rapidly.

According to the minimum legal
standard of five inches...

I very much doubt
that he would reach up to that.

Many people expect

that the specimen that comes
from Pall Arason will be huge.

But I�m afraid that many
will be disappointed.

Pall Arason is the same
as other old folks.

It shrinks a lot with age.

It has been very important for him

to be preserved
in a dignified position.

As big and as gorgeous
as it could be done.

Maybe this is the reason for him

just trying to retract
from this document,

from this promise, you know?

Some doctors have told me

that if it's taken off the body
before the body cools down

and it is bled properly,
all the blood is taken out,

then some doctor told me

that it would be possible
to pump it up with a liquid.

If he is warm when it is taken,
still warm,

you can cut it off,
bleed it properly

and then inject it and raise it.

I�m against that

because if you pump Arason�s penis up
larger than it is, then it becomes fake.

Then it's not real.

Yeah, it�s a fake.

It�s probably just a small raisin
from a 95-year-old man now,

like it came from a field mouse.

Siggi has many ideas and fantasies.

He thinks that
he can do something about it

but I think that it will never be.

It's hanging over me. I'm getting
old and my health is not so good.

I'm still waiting
for a proper human.

People sometimes ask me
why I am doing this?

I've been doing this for...
not for money, definitely.

But for the...

Well, it's part of...
It's pride as well.

I'm proud of presenting
or telling people about this.

But it's deeper than that.

I try to provoke people,

to make them look differently
at things, you know?

You want to, well, explore things
that other people don't.

Of course, every museum wants
things that are beautiful, the best.

And it will be a huge disappointment
if Pall doesn�t reach the required size,

the so-called legal length.

So Siggi must have a plan B.

For a number of reasons

I decided that I wanted
to remove my genitals completely.

And with a new relocation
for a urethral opening.

And I'd be a happy camper.

Here's the thing,
when I become a doctor

I sign something
called a Hippocratic oath.

First do no harm.

First do no harm.

Right.

We normally don't remove
healthy body parts.

Right.

In my work I do transformations
of the genitalia,

so I'll change a man into a woman
or a woman into a man.

Now, why would we want to take off
a healthy penis in your case?

Why would I do that as a physician?

Um, years ago I fractured my penis.

It was definitely broken, snapped.

There's no bones in it,
so what happened?

Well, I went to a urologist
and he did surgery.

Sorry, how did it happen
in the first place?

How did you fracture your penis?

Intercourse.
Really excited, really erect.

She's on top,
came almost all the way out,

or maybe did all the way out,

and then she sits back down
and sharp bend.

Was there bleeding or bruising?

Oh, yeah. Internal bleeding, yeah.

Puffed right up and started
turning blue immediately.

Ouch.

A lot of scar tissue was generated
which caused some shrinkage.

It somehow disturbed the urethra.

Since then I keep growing strictures

in the urethra

where if I don't dilate the urethra

with a dilator...

All right, yeah. So you...

If I don't do that routinely
like every week or two, I can't pee.

Okay, and then you're just going to
feel me be very personal here, okay?

So... Wow, you've had...
Now, what is the...

There's...
you can feel a distinct lump.

Yeah, but you've, what's...
You have a stars and stripes.

It's what?

You have a stars and stripes
on your penis.

Yeah, that was another story.

I think if I was
to have a preconceived notion

I would have said
there's no way I'd agree to that.

With his story of the strictures,

I think we actually have grounds,
medical grounds

to suggest that he would be
improved by the surgery.

So we need...
we need your medical records.

We need the urologist evaluation.

We need a psychiatrist
or a psychologist

to say that you've worked through
some of this

and any of these other
psychological sorts of things

aren't going to be
a hindrance to us going forward.

Pleasure to meet you.

Doctor, thank you very much.

Dr Marci Bowers and I

have collaborated
over the years

regarding several cases.

I received a call from her

regarding a Tom Mitchell

who is considering strongly

transitioning
into an androgynous state.

There's something there
in his dedication to it

that is a very strong urge in itself
to be asexual.

What got me to thinking about
doing it sooner rather than later...

It's actually a confluence
of a bunch of different reasons

that all kind of came together
at about the same time in my life.

Everybody goes through romance
and break-ups and that sort of thing.

I guess I'm especially sensitive.

When I go through a break-up

it's difficult,
especially difficult for me.

And after several of those
and three marriages

I finally realised that I'm
incredibly attracted to women

and yet it's so easy for them to...

or because of that, it's so easy
for them to take advantage of me.

Or at least I feel
that they take advantage of me.

So that realisation
that I'm so vulnerable to women...

And at this point I need to do
what I can to make myself immune

to the distractions and the
emotional loss and drain of energy.

I really think that I need to do
something completely different

than what I have done.

Am I crazy for doing it?

No, I think I'm probably most
in control of my thoughts

that I've ever been.

Um, it's something that most guys
would never consider.

And most guys probably wince
at the thought of it themselves.

And I guess that most guys
probably would figure

that I must be crazy
for considering it.

But the reality is
I'm just wanting some freedom

and to make a success
out of my remaining years in life.

And I think that's a very rational,
very common sense thing for me to do.

Pall has told me
that it's getting too small.

It's possible
that in the final moment

he will say no,
don't touch it

because it's...
I don't want people to see it.

Maybe he doesn't want to
say it out loud.

This is just what he is thinking.

It has shrunk. All of it.

I feel that I'm kept on a thread,
just hanging in a thread,

waiting for something to happen,

that I don't know
if it's going to happen.

Can you put yourself in my position?

Running a museum,
expecting a specimen,

and always feeling
that this is coming soon,

this is coming soon, coming soon,
but nothing happens.

Something has happened
that I'm not aware of.

Must have, for him to suddenly
show a complete lack of interest

and a lack of respect.

To me it's frustrating,

it's discouraging,
it's a little unsettling.

And frankly
it kind of pisses me off.

If he thinks I'm the problem,
I can't understand this.

Because what does he expect from me?

If he's not interested enough
to respond,

I'm not interested enough to go any
further with him, that's all.

I'm not the problem.
He is the problem.

He's the donor,
he must decide what to do.

I think I need to check out other
possible venues to display Elmo.

And I know that there are other
possibilities in the world.

So I think I need
to check those out.

But it needs to be
a credible location.

I just found out from my doctor
that I have a blood clot in my leg.

The main vein in my thigh,

from the leg and all the way up to
the belly got blocked, you know.

And if this clot goes suddenly,
it goes directly up to the lungs.

Then it would be fatal, you see?

So I've been on medicine,

injections, quite a lot
for the first two, three weeks

and then I'm eating
an awful lot of pills

for thinning the blood, you know?

I'm not afraid of dying,
absolutely not.

This is the most natural thing
in the world.

To be born and to die, all creatures
in the world are facing that.

This is a document made by me

where I donate my penis and scrotum

to the Icelandic Phallological
Museum.

It happens in life that you
leave the work you have been doing.

We know this from history
that artists, writers, or whatever,

they die without finishing a work.

This is something
that nobody can keep control of.

Good morning.

Hello to you.

Hello, cousin.

Hello, dear Reynir.

Nice to see you.

Looking damn sharp.

There you have the donation document.

And now,
here I�m going to present to you

Pall Arason�s earthly remains
as instructed in this donation letter.

I have written a short poem
for this special occasion.

"A famous penis here we have
Preserved for all the ages.

"Though Pall has shed this mortal coil
He�s safe in history�s pages.

"On the seas of his victorious life,
full sails would push him through.

"As long as boldness is admired,
Pall�s story will continue. "

Here you go.

Yes.
That was good writing by you.

This was great. Great writing.

Hey, this is elegant.

Damn, is it really
this grand and heavy?

Yes, this is quite heavy.

Well, well... the big moment.

Yes.

Great.

Fantastic.

This is not so small.
From a 95-year-old.

Yeah, five inches. Legal length.

You can imagine how I feel.

And you see how I can open
next spring with this specimen.

Fantastic.

Yeah.

It's a great day in my life.

One of the greatest

if not the greatest
in the history of my collecting.

This is the top,
this is the final, final goal.

Welcome to the museum, Mr Arason.
Thanks.

Hello.

Hello, Siggi.

Yes.

This is Tom Mitchell
calling from California.

Oh, hi, how are you?

I'm fine. How are you?

I'm fine, I'm fine.

We haven't talked for...

You know, things are happening here.

Things are happening there?

Yeah.

What's going on?

With Mr Arason, the old guy.

You did what now?

He will be the first Icelander,

but there is still room
for the first foreigner.

Okay.
So you got Mr Arason's donation?

Yeah.

Okay. So have you actually
gotten his penis yet, or...

Yeah, I got it.

You got it?

It will be formally announced
on Friday.

Okay, is it just his penis
or testicles too?

No, testicles and scrotum
and everything, yeah.

What was that again?
I didn't understand that.

No, testicles and scrotum
and everything.

Okay.

I'm disappointed.
But I'm not devastated.

I might have been more disappointed
two or three years ago.

But no, it's...
my goals have moderated.

I'm... I've shape shifted.
And it's not that big a deal.

And there are still ways

that Elmo can be
the most famous penis in the world.

I want to welcome you all
to this celebration.

This is a great moment in my life
and in the museum�s history.

And a great moment
in the history of all Icelandic museums.

I'm enthralled, absolutely.

This is a day I've been waiting for
all my collecting years, 37 years.

So this is... this is great.

My son will be taking over.

I'm very happy about it.

He has quite a lot of good
ideas about the future.

When the time comes, you have to
stop. I think this is the moment.

None of the museum�s trustees

comes close to Pall Arason�s
contribution to the museum.

Now I will remove
the cloth from this prize exhibit.

I feel absolutely great.
The first proper human has arrived.