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That is why I think
I should be your choice
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for our club president.
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Thank you.
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So, how does this work?
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Is there, like, a ballot box, or...?
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- Yes!
- Aaron, what the heck?!
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No. They wouldn't.
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? Get your wheelchair van runnin' ?
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? Annual DiMeo road trip ?
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- I call vice president!
- ? It's getting harder to surprise you ?
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? So we're doing this at school ?
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Ray, I think your parents are that way.
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Thanks! Say hi to them for me.
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? Hopefully, you're more
excited than embarrassed ?
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? Some people think it's cool
when dads can play guitar ?
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? Dylan and JJ
will have joined us by this point ?
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? Ray's likely runnin' away ?
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Two, three, four!
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? Vans can move fa-a-a-ster
than people ?
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Oh, thanks again, Kenneth.
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You got it all, right?
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Take care of the dog,
leave a few lights on, and...
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Oh.
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The cabinet above the fridge...
whatever you do,
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please... do not look in there.
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Don't make up forbidden spaces
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to make your life seem interesting.
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Aw! You know me!
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DiMeos. You're leaving?
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But our fundraiser's starting.
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You said you'd be there when I told you
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we'd approved the funds
to upgrade the elevator.
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Oh, yeah. Right.
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Yeah, and I will be there.
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Oh, wonderful!
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Wait. Are you lying again for sport?
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TBD, darling.
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"Let's," H-I... "hit the road, baby!"
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I don't want to go to a fundraiser
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and make small talk with strangers.
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I'm invisible, and no one listens to me.
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Let's go to the fundraiser.
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- What'd you say?
- Not important.
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You know, we committed to it,
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and I've committed
to doing 1 out of 10 things
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I commit to.
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Helps me win arguments
about my lack of commitment.
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We'll just do a quick spin-through,
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say "Thank you for the elevator,"
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and then we'll be on the road in a jiff.
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You'll be alright for
a few minutes, kids, won't you?
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- No problem.
- Sure.
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Oh! Why are you throwing things at me?!
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Oh! Did Mom pack everything we own?!
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No! Those are our road-trip snacks!
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You eat those now,
we'll have nothing to eat later.
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Allow me to explain the concept
of delayed gratification.
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Allow me to explain the concept
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of eating like Cookie Monster.
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Nom, nom, nom, nom,
nom, nom, nom, nom...
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You're not even ingesting them!
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...nom, nom, nom, nom, nom...
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Ooh! A '70s theme.
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Where are the long lines for gas?
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Oh! Too soon!
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Let's do a lap and leave, shall we?
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If we get trapped in a conversation
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and we need help,
the code word is "Winnebago".
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Don't worry. I'm not having
any conversations.
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There's a nacho bar.
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Have I told you
about my new nacho system,
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where every bite has
the perfect distribution of...
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Winnebago.
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I'll get us a drink, love.
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- Oh.
- Do you mind if I take it? I need it.
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I'm not good
in social situations. Thanks.
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Okay, see? That was rude.
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Oh, no, I assure you, I'm no better.
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Luckily, I'm lawless.
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Got to be something to steal under here.
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Alright.
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Is there a famous '70s lesbian?
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Because I am her for you right now.
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There he is!
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Alright!
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No one is paying attention to me!
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I store loose change in my butt!
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Hey! Why do you do that?
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And why are you yelling
about it at this party?
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You're back.
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You're deejaying this thing?
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Yeah, well, after being iced
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by a certain physical therapist of JJ's,
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I could use a little female attention,
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and ladies love deejays.
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So when they asked me, I... hustled
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and got my deejay equipment out of my...
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? Brick apartment ?
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You have fun.
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I'm going to...
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get the hell out of here.
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I thought I was the only one
who sided with United!
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- No, I get it. Get off the plane, man!
- Get off!
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Shall we, honey?
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- Ohh, sorry. I've got to head out.
- No! Don't go!
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- Oh, no, I'll leave you the booze.
- Oh, sweet.
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Although the fact
that you knew to do that
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is actually why I am sad
that you're leaving.
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- It was so nice to meet you, Maya.
- So nice to meet you, Sarah.
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- See ya.
- Bye.
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Ohh! I really liked her!
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Did you see how disappointed
she was when I was leaving?
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Yeah, but did you see
how happy I am that we are?
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- Aaah!
- Come on. Can we just stay a bit longer?
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We've been at this school
for over a year,
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and it's the first time
I've connected with a parent.
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Plus, I'm very good at '70s dancing.
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Should we tell the kids?
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The kids know that I'm good
at '70s dancing.
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You liked another mom? Really?
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Look at you... going to fundraisers,
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making connections.
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Someone's becoming
part of the community.
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Why do you have to find
larger themes in everything?
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Look, we're still gonna go
on the road trip,
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but just in a few hours.
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Here... walk to something fun
and enjoy each other.
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- Mini golf it is.
- "Movie."
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No! Arcade, you idiots!
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You're parked in a loading zone.
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Move it, or I'm gonna have you towed.
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I'm gonna go tell Mom and Dad.
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Just drive up 5 feet
and find another spot.
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But I don't have a license.
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Neither did the Wright brothers,
and they soared.
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"You don't always
have to be the bummer."
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"Do it. Do it."
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"Do it! Do it!"
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Do it! Do it!
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Do it! Do it! Do it!
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Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
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No way!
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You did it?! You psycho!
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Ohh!
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Try these.
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Ohhhhh!
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And these.
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Whatever this is is gonna suck.
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- Yep.
- Oh, just try them on.
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Mm! Upside.
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Oh, I'm gonna go and find Sarah.
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Cool. I can't turn yet.
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I'm back!
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- Oh, my God!
- Sorry!
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Oh, don't apologize.
I love a dramatic reveal.
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I love fringe.
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- It's great!
- It's good for hustling.
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Oh! Excuse me, big guy.
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Who is this tall drink of water?
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Ooh-ooh! Someone got tall.
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- Yeah!
- It's nice, right?
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When you're tall, it affects
the way people look at you.
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They assume you're intelligent...
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and entertaining.
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I've never thought that about you.
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Doubt me if you want, but it's true.
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My question about the '70s theme is,
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where's the long line for gas?
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I'm so glad we met, Maya.
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So far, the only other friends
that I've made
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are other fencing-team moms.
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Jake's on the fencing team?
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I just remembered
another person's child's name.
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My brain must really like you.
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Jake was on the fencing team,
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but they canceled it
because of budget cuts.
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- Oh, no!
- Yeah.
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But they have enough money
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to upgrade the handicapped elevator?
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That's a bad thing?
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Well, it just seems extreme.
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Why should everyone else suffer
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just because of an elevator
that only two kids use?
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- Oh!
- Ooh!
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- You need some napkins?
- Yeah.
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Honey, making friends yet?
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No, darling. Just an enemy.
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Dy-no-mite!
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Yeah!
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You're a good-looking crowd.
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Let's get to know each other.
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All the single ladies,
let me hear you scream!
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Wait, wait. For real?
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Uh... well, alright,
are there any single ladies,
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or are you just not a screaming crowd?
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Um, well, all the married ladies,
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let me hear you scream!
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Okay, alright.
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Just give me a moment while I, uh,
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try to figure out why I agreed
to do this for free.
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Then she complained to me... to me...
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that this school does too much
for kids with disability.
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I mean, know your audience.
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Well, clearly she doesn't,
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and you should use that
to your advantage.
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And I'm going to. Did you get smarter?
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Yes.
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All my good thoughts are up here.
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Down here is just...
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TV theme songs, strong opinions
on new KFC offerings...
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stuff like that.
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She probably has a whole gang of them.
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Well, I'm gonna go undercover
as a typical mom,
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I'm gonna find out who they are,
and I'm gonna give them hell.
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You okay?
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You're normally much more happy
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when hell's about to be given.
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It's just...
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I really liked her.
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Well, I... I really like
the top of your head.
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Where are we going, Ray?
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There are no parking spaces!
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Oh. Those can't be functional.
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Hey! You! Learn how to drive, Grandpa!
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That's right... I am your grandpa!
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Because I made love to your grandma.
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And she told me she wasn't proud of you.
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"Ray's being bad.
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I like it."
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Really? You guys like the new Ray?
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Excuse us for being gushy,
but this has to be said.
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You are not a loser.
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Okay, so, no single ladies screamed,
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which means either
there are no single ladies
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or they are here but they're shy.
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So let's try this.
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Married ladies...
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Let me finish!
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If you're married and you know
a single lady who's here,
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make some noise!
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No single moms?
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Divorce just isn't a thing
at this school?
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Okay, okay. Alright.
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We're not done here.
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Do the hustle.
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? Do the hustle! ?
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Hey, foxes!
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Okay, group photo time!
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Jimmy. Tall guys in the back.
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Oh.
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I'm in the back.
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So, these are your friends?
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You're the moms against renovating
the handicapped elevator?
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I mean, that's not, like,
our official title.
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Well, I'm with you ladies all the way.
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I mean, why should our kids suffer
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just to cater to some small minority?
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You know, actually, I think
most of those kids are faking.
260
00:09:54,860 --> 00:09:57,293
They don't need wheelchairs.
They're just bloody lazy.
261
00:09:57,362 --> 00:09:58,728
I wouldn't go that far.
262
00:09:58,797 --> 00:10:00,430
- I bet she's right.
- Name? Name?
263
00:10:03,635 --> 00:10:07,036
We have a plan, though,
and it's going down tonight.
264
00:10:07,105 --> 00:10:08,371
There's a plan? What plan?
265
00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:09,639
Wow, you can dance!
266
00:10:09,708 --> 00:10:11,474
Everybody, look at Maya!
267
00:10:11,543 --> 00:10:12,709
Wha...
268
00:10:12,778 --> 00:10:14,711
Is there... Can...
269
00:10:15,881 --> 00:10:17,881
Foiled again by my excellent hustling!
270
00:10:19,084 --> 00:10:20,250
How are you, Kenneth?
271
00:10:20,318 --> 00:10:21,718
I love being tall!
272
00:10:21,787 --> 00:10:23,853
I want this night to last forever.
273
00:10:23,922 --> 00:10:25,789
I'm confident.
I'm connecting with people.
274
00:10:25,857 --> 00:10:27,223
I-I'm never going back.
275
00:10:27,292 --> 00:10:28,758
Well, I-I love having you up here,
276
00:10:28,827 --> 00:10:31,895
but you belong back down there, Jimmy.
277
00:10:31,963 --> 00:10:33,029
No.
278
00:10:33,098 --> 00:10:35,465
It... It can't end. I won't let it.
279
00:10:35,534 --> 00:10:37,066
These things are staying on!
280
00:10:37,135 --> 00:10:38,334
Jim...
281
00:10:38,403 --> 00:10:39,469
Jimmy!
282
00:10:41,840 --> 00:10:44,607
Okay, um, uh,
let's forget the "single" thing.
283
00:10:44,676 --> 00:10:47,143
Um, I'd like something
to come out of tonight.
284
00:10:47,212 --> 00:10:51,214
Uh, anyone interested in
an '09 Wrangler with low miles,
285
00:10:51,283 --> 00:10:52,816
make some noise!
286
00:10:54,519 --> 00:10:55,952
Of course.
287
00:10:56,021 --> 00:10:58,354
God forbid even my car
gets some love tonight!
288
00:10:58,423 --> 00:11:01,624
"School's back that way."
289
00:11:01,693 --> 00:11:03,293
And so is the old me.
290
00:11:03,361 --> 00:11:06,095
We're supposed to be going
on a road trip, aren't we?
291
00:11:06,164 --> 00:11:08,798
Now, let's be on a road trip.
292
00:11:08,867 --> 00:11:10,967
O-Okay, but pay attention to the road.
293
00:11:11,036 --> 00:11:14,137
Y-Y-You can do a lot of damage
with a 4,000-pound van.
294
00:11:14,206 --> 00:11:15,638
I like the way you think.
295
00:11:15,707 --> 00:11:17,307
We do have too much stuff back there.
296
00:11:30,388 --> 00:11:31,988
Did you put your telescope here?
297
00:11:32,057 --> 00:11:33,289
Yeah, JJ thought it'd be cool.
298
00:11:41,199 --> 00:11:42,599
Okay, big finish.
299
00:11:46,771 --> 00:11:49,639
Yeah. That was a bad one to end on.
300
00:11:50,909 --> 00:11:51,975
Oh!
301
00:11:52,043 --> 00:11:55,845
So, this is the notorious elevator, eh?
302
00:11:55,914 --> 00:11:57,347
- Let's ride it.
- Why?
303
00:11:57,415 --> 00:11:59,282
So we can make fun of it.
304
00:12:04,389 --> 00:12:05,455
Dumb elevator.
305
00:12:05,523 --> 00:12:07,590
Still smell like
some guy's cologne much?
306
00:12:09,060 --> 00:12:10,360
Right.
307
00:12:10,428 --> 00:12:12,061
You like dramatic reveals? Here's one.
308
00:12:12,130 --> 00:12:13,830
My kid is one of the two children...
309
00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:16,165
there's four, actually...
that uses this elevator.
310
00:12:16,234 --> 00:12:17,467
Wait. What?!
311
00:12:17,535 --> 00:12:20,169
So, is this some kind of
undercover sting?
312
00:12:21,406 --> 00:12:23,122
Don't be ridiculous!
313
00:12:23,185 --> 00:12:24,247
Hey!
314
00:12:24,302 --> 00:12:25,508
Listen! Here's what's gonna happen.
315
00:12:25,577 --> 00:12:26,643
You're gonna leave this elevator,
316
00:12:26,711 --> 00:12:28,177
which I'd like to be
refurbished for my son,
317
00:12:28,246 --> 00:12:29,379
and you're going to put a stop
318
00:12:29,447 --> 00:12:30,780
to whatever plan you've concocted.
319
00:12:30,849 --> 00:12:33,483
And if you don't, I'm gonna use
all the energy I've devoted
320
00:12:33,551 --> 00:12:36,219
to making this school a haven for my kid
321
00:12:36,288 --> 00:12:38,087
into making it a hell for you.
322
00:12:38,156 --> 00:12:39,923
- Ohh!
- Now you're free to leave.
323
00:12:45,397 --> 00:12:46,462
What is happening?!
324
00:12:46,531 --> 00:12:48,598
I told you
they needed to fix this thing!
325
00:12:48,667 --> 00:12:50,233
Alright, where to next?
326
00:12:50,302 --> 00:12:52,035
Isn't it time to get back to school?
327
00:12:52,103 --> 00:12:54,370
You're really not acting
like the Ray I know.
328
00:12:54,439 --> 00:12:56,472
But the Ray you know
always fought with you guys.
329
00:12:56,541 --> 00:12:57,607
We're having fun together.
330
00:12:57,676 --> 00:13:00,143
In fact, forget this "Ray" business.
331
00:13:00,211 --> 00:13:01,904
Call me Blaze.
332
00:13:02,347 --> 00:13:03,413
Ohh.
333
00:13:03,481 --> 00:13:05,214
Blaze just figured out his next move.
334
00:13:06,418 --> 00:13:07,450
What are you doing?
335
00:13:07,519 --> 00:13:09,686
Our soda-throwing friend.
336
00:13:09,754 --> 00:13:11,254
Are you gonna mess with his car?
337
00:13:11,323 --> 00:13:13,222
Ray, no, let's go back to the school.
338
00:13:13,291 --> 00:13:14,490
I'm Blaze.
339
00:13:14,559 --> 00:13:16,826
Ray, I never appreciated it before,
340
00:13:16,895 --> 00:13:18,828
but you do serve a purpose.
341
00:13:18,897 --> 00:13:20,296
We need a wet blanket.
342
00:13:20,365 --> 00:13:23,066
Without you, we're
a runaway truck without brakes.
343
00:13:23,134 --> 00:13:24,767
The trio demands a weenie.
344
00:13:24,836 --> 00:13:26,035
I did my time.
345
00:13:26,104 --> 00:13:27,904
Fine! I'll do it!
346
00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:29,405
JJ obviously never will.
347
00:13:29,474 --> 00:13:31,507
He just wants to see the world burn.
348
00:13:31,576 --> 00:13:35,945
There's a new killjoy in town,
and I say the fun stops now.
349
00:13:36,014 --> 00:13:38,514
I spent a lot of time
saying things just like that.
350
00:13:38,583 --> 00:13:40,450
Better on this side, weenie.
351
00:13:44,573 --> 00:13:47,127
My husband will be here
to rescue me momentarily.
352
00:13:47,175 --> 00:13:49,108
Oh, so, my fate rests
in the hands of a man
353
00:13:49,177 --> 00:13:50,977
who would marry you? Great.
354
00:13:51,045 --> 00:13:52,478
Well, I wonder who'd marry you, too.
355
00:13:52,547 --> 00:13:54,616
Where did you meet?
At an "I Hate Wheelchairs" rally?
356
00:13:54,679 --> 00:13:56,145
We met through mutual friends!
357
00:13:56,213 --> 00:13:57,446
That is very boring!
358
00:13:59,416 --> 00:14:00,449
I don't hate your son.
359
00:14:00,517 --> 00:14:01,683
You got a funny way of showing it.
360
00:14:01,752 --> 00:14:03,952
I don't want to take
anything away from anyone.
361
00:14:04,021 --> 00:14:06,922
I'm just trying to figure out
how to help my kid.
362
00:14:06,991 --> 00:14:08,924
Jake's not doing great, okay?
363
00:14:08,993 --> 00:14:10,459
He's really lonely.
364
00:14:10,527 --> 00:14:13,128
Fencing is the only thing
that made him happy.
365
00:14:13,197 --> 00:14:14,896
I'm just... I'm trying to figure out
366
00:14:14,965 --> 00:14:17,432
how to make my son happy.
367
00:14:17,501 --> 00:14:19,534
But it's hurting my kid in the process.
368
00:14:19,603 --> 00:14:21,903
And, I mean, I'll do anything
to protect him,
369
00:14:21,972 --> 00:14:24,940
even if it means taking
something away from your kid.
370
00:14:26,844 --> 00:14:28,977
Which is exactly what you're doing.
371
00:14:29,046 --> 00:14:30,278
Ohhhhh!
372
00:14:30,347 --> 00:14:32,414
Oh, I just realized something.
373
00:14:32,483 --> 00:14:35,150
Other people love
their children... like how I do.
374
00:14:35,219 --> 00:14:36,918
I do. Please let me see him again.
375
00:14:36,987 --> 00:14:38,887
I get it. I feel you.
376
00:14:38,956 --> 00:14:40,455
I may even like you again.
377
00:14:40,524 --> 00:14:42,057
I definitely like your jumpsuit.
378
00:14:42,126 --> 00:14:43,291
Well, I really liked you
379
00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:45,460
before this whole kidnapping thing.
380
00:14:45,529 --> 00:14:47,329
And even then, it was a great ambush.
381
00:14:47,398 --> 00:14:49,164
So you like the irony of me
trapping you in the elevator.
382
00:14:49,233 --> 00:14:51,466
Oh, I got it right away.
383
00:14:51,535 --> 00:14:52,701
Just out of curiosity,
384
00:14:52,770 --> 00:14:55,003
what was your plan
for saving the fencing team?
385
00:14:55,072 --> 00:14:57,105
Oh, I was going to give Dr. Miller
386
00:14:57,174 --> 00:14:59,508
a very strongly worded letter.
387
00:14:59,576 --> 00:15:01,143
A letter?! Pbht!
388
00:15:01,211 --> 00:15:04,112
Oh, I'm sorry. I don't think
you've read my letters.
389
00:15:04,181 --> 00:15:06,248
How much free soup
has Campbell's sent you?
390
00:15:07,718 --> 00:15:09,985
Hey, honey. I'm here
to get you out of there.
391
00:15:10,054 --> 00:15:11,553
Got a ladder, but I'm just not sure
392
00:15:11,622 --> 00:15:12,988
how safe it would be for me to...
393
00:15:13,057 --> 00:15:14,489
Oh, Jimmy, take your bloody shoes off!
394
00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:15,457
Copy.
395
00:15:16,493 --> 00:15:18,860
This isn't you. Don't do this.
396
00:15:18,929 --> 00:15:20,662
Dylan, don't fight it.
397
00:15:20,731 --> 00:15:22,030
We don't need a stick in the mud.
398
00:15:22,099 --> 00:15:23,765
You could have a cool nickname like me.
399
00:15:23,834 --> 00:15:24,766
Maybe Siren.
400
00:15:26,470 --> 00:15:29,037
"I'm Girth Squeezel."
401
00:15:29,106 --> 00:15:31,073
Girth Squeezel?
402
00:15:31,141 --> 00:15:32,707
Okay, enough talk.
403
00:15:32,776 --> 00:15:34,476
I've got a car to egg.
404
00:15:37,448 --> 00:15:38,880
Ehh! Ehh!
405
00:15:38,949 --> 00:15:40,749
Gah!
406
00:15:40,818 --> 00:15:42,150
"Wow."
407
00:15:42,219 --> 00:15:45,287
B-L... "Blaze throws a lot like Ray."
408
00:15:47,691 --> 00:15:49,658
Alright, last one.
409
00:15:56,266 --> 00:15:57,966
Why did you guys let me do that?!
410
00:15:58,035 --> 00:15:59,267
I'm Ray!
411
00:15:59,336 --> 00:16:01,470
Alright, now,
in times like this, it's common
412
00:16:01,538 --> 00:16:04,473
to feel an overpowering
attraction to your rescuer.
413
00:16:04,541 --> 00:16:07,609
We'll sort out those emotions
once I get my shoes back on.
414
00:16:07,678 --> 00:16:09,377
What's up, hero?
415
00:16:09,446 --> 00:16:11,780
Hey... guys!
416
00:16:11,849 --> 00:16:13,281
Aren't you gonna come down, big guy?
417
00:16:13,350 --> 00:16:14,683
You know, I...
418
00:16:14,751 --> 00:16:17,786
Actually, I've got some
post-rescue inspection stuff
419
00:16:17,855 --> 00:16:19,321
to... you know, just want to...
420
00:16:27,131 --> 00:16:28,196
I don't understand.
421
00:16:28,265 --> 00:16:30,198
Well, the rest of him
is there on the bench.
422
00:16:30,267 --> 00:16:32,667
But it doesn't matter
because he's a her...
423
00:16:32,736 --> 00:16:34,436
Ohhhhhhh.
424
00:16:34,505 --> 00:16:35,837
Forget tall, darling.
425
00:16:35,906 --> 00:16:38,006
What's important
is that you're the bigger man.
426
00:16:38,075 --> 00:16:39,608
I saw things up there!
427
00:16:39,676 --> 00:16:41,409
A lot of you are going bald!
428
00:16:42,379 --> 00:16:45,247
This is the most expensive thing I own.
429
00:16:45,315 --> 00:16:47,415
One telescope for one broken sign?
430
00:16:49,319 --> 00:16:50,886
You're lucky I don't call the police.
431
00:16:50,954 --> 00:16:52,787
If I see you around here again, I will.
432
00:16:52,856 --> 00:16:54,756
And they will find you, Blaze.
433
00:16:54,825 --> 00:16:56,458
They will find you.
434
00:16:58,662 --> 00:16:59,794
You were right.
435
00:16:59,863 --> 00:17:02,197
That was irresponsible of me,
and I'm back.
436
00:17:02,266 --> 00:17:04,266
But it was nice to be on the same side.
437
00:17:04,334 --> 00:17:05,967
You were responsible, Dylan.
438
00:17:06,036 --> 00:17:08,203
Maybe we can all be
responsible ones now.
439
00:17:13,377 --> 00:17:15,076
Come on, weenie! Drive!
440
00:17:16,847 --> 00:17:21,283
This $50 Amazon gift card
is sold for $34... 95.
441
00:17:21,351 --> 00:17:25,053
Okay, DJ Kenneth thinks this
fundraiser's only going so-so.
442
00:17:25,122 --> 00:17:26,488
- That concludes...
- Uh, Kenneth!
443
00:17:26,557 --> 00:17:27,722
I got something else to auction.
444
00:17:27,791 --> 00:17:29,324
Well, is it lessons
on how to treat a deejay?
445
00:17:29,393 --> 00:17:30,625
'Cause they could use that!
446
00:17:31,728 --> 00:17:33,929
Um...
447
00:17:33,997 --> 00:17:36,231
I always thought people with
families different from mine
448
00:17:36,300 --> 00:17:37,566
couldn't understand me,
449
00:17:37,634 --> 00:17:40,335
but after trapping this woman
in an elevator...
450
00:17:40,404 --> 00:17:41,937
No, no, she's fine.
451
00:17:42,005 --> 00:17:43,238
I mean, Sarah, tell them you're fine.
452
00:17:43,307 --> 00:17:44,472
Well, my back hurts a little bit.
453
00:17:44,541 --> 00:17:45,473
She's fine.
454
00:17:45,542 --> 00:17:46,708
Anyway, I realized
455
00:17:46,777 --> 00:17:49,578
that you all have JJs
with wants and needs
456
00:17:49,646 --> 00:17:52,514
that are just as important
as my child's.
457
00:17:52,583 --> 00:17:55,150
I don't succeed
at getting my kid what he wants
458
00:17:55,219 --> 00:17:58,386
just because his stuff matters
more than yours.
459
00:17:58,455 --> 00:18:00,855
I get it 'cause I've got
a lot of fight in me
460
00:18:00,924 --> 00:18:02,324
and I've had to do much practice.
461
00:18:02,392 --> 00:18:03,758
So, anyway, that's what I'm offering...
462
00:18:03,827 --> 00:18:06,528
me fighting for anything you desire.
463
00:18:06,597 --> 00:18:07,796
100 bucks a pop.
464
00:18:07,864 --> 00:18:09,764
Proceeds go to
the Lafayette fencing team.
465
00:18:09,833 --> 00:18:11,366
Any takers?
466
00:18:11,435 --> 00:18:12,467
- Over here!
- Yes! Here!
467
00:18:12,536 --> 00:18:14,703
Look at you all!
468
00:18:14,771 --> 00:18:16,671
Kenneth, this is some crowd!
469
00:18:22,379 --> 00:18:25,413
Don't... D-Don't say anything.
Just... Just listen.
470
00:18:25,482 --> 00:18:26,715
I didn't come here tonight
471
00:18:26,783 --> 00:18:30,018
intending to deceive you
with magical shoes,
472
00:18:30,087 --> 00:18:32,988
but I put them on, and I liked
the confidence they gave me,
473
00:18:33,056 --> 00:18:36,958
and I liked the way
you looked at me in them.
474
00:18:37,027 --> 00:18:39,461
But it wasn't real. This is.
475
00:18:39,529 --> 00:18:41,696
I am a not-tall man.
476
00:18:41,765 --> 00:18:44,199
You know, it takes a lot of
nerve to do something like that.
477
00:18:46,169 --> 00:18:48,103
Even more to admit it.
478
00:18:48,171 --> 00:18:49,771
- You're not mad?
- Yeah.
479
00:18:49,840 --> 00:18:52,374
Mad at how inspired I am
to admit my own insecurity.
480
00:18:53,910 --> 00:18:55,377
My name's Carl.
481
00:18:55,445 --> 00:18:57,512
And I always think
waiters are hitting on my wife.
482
00:18:58,649 --> 00:18:59,614
Uh...
483
00:18:59,683 --> 00:19:01,549
I dye my hair.
484
00:19:01,618 --> 00:19:04,853
I'm a natural brunet, but I-I hate it.
485
00:19:04,921 --> 00:19:06,254
I'm not in shape.
486
00:19:06,323 --> 00:19:07,322
No!
487
00:19:07,391 --> 00:19:09,524
I'm just wearing a man girdle. Look.
488
00:19:10,894 --> 00:19:11,993
Whoa!
489
00:19:12,062 --> 00:19:13,495
Awesome!
490
00:19:13,563 --> 00:19:15,297
You changed lives today, Jimmy.
491
00:19:15,365 --> 00:19:16,798
Platform shoes or not...
492
00:19:19,136 --> 00:19:21,703
...you'll always be tall to me.
493
00:19:21,772 --> 00:19:23,438
And me.
494
00:19:23,507 --> 00:19:24,639
And me.
495
00:19:26,343 --> 00:19:29,978
This is the best, weirdest...
496
00:19:30,047 --> 00:19:32,547
first fundraiser I have ever been to.
497
00:19:32,616 --> 00:19:34,849
So, textbooks for the Spanish club,
498
00:19:34,918 --> 00:19:36,418
fencing's gonna be reinstated,
499
00:19:36,486 --> 00:19:39,154
and one of the parents
wants fewer water fountains,
500
00:19:39,222 --> 00:19:40,422
for some reason.
501
00:19:40,490 --> 00:19:41,956
This list is strange.
502
00:19:42,025 --> 00:19:43,325
Hey!
503
00:19:43,393 --> 00:19:44,959
I'm getting parents
everything they want!
504
00:19:45,028 --> 00:19:46,194
Look at you, giving back.
505
00:19:46,263 --> 00:19:47,962
Yeah, and I want to.
506
00:19:48,031 --> 00:19:50,131
Dr. Miller, I don't say this very often,
507
00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:52,734
but thank you... for everything.
508
00:19:52,803 --> 00:19:55,136
We love being part of this community.
509
00:19:55,205 --> 00:19:56,838
We're home.
510
00:19:56,907 --> 00:19:58,073
What's wrong?
511
00:19:58,141 --> 00:20:00,208
Oh, now's not the time.
512
00:20:00,277 --> 00:20:02,010
But I've spoken with JJ's teachers.
513
00:20:02,053 --> 00:20:03,078
He's...
514
00:20:03,146 --> 00:20:05,280
not gonna graduate this year.
515
00:20:08,985 --> 00:20:10,218
What up?
516
00:20:12,104 --> 00:20:13,236
Too much of a good thing?
517
00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:19,625
Alright.
518
00:20:19,692 --> 00:20:21,926
So, Mom and Dad are gonna notice
that my telescope is gone,
519
00:20:21,996 --> 00:20:24,062
but it'll be fine,
because we're all pals now.
520
00:20:24,131 --> 00:20:25,397
We can back each other up.
521
00:20:25,466 --> 00:20:28,867
So, the story is, we saw
a poor, young schoolgirl.
522
00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:31,203
She told us her dream
was to be an astronomer, but...
523
00:20:31,272 --> 00:20:32,871
Sounds great, Ray.
524
00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:34,873
You guys aren't gonna
have my back, are you?
525
00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:36,208
No.
526
00:20:36,277 --> 00:20:38,310
Alright, I guess it's back
to where we started...
527
00:20:38,379 --> 00:20:40,145
Dylan and JJ against the weenie.
528
00:20:40,214 --> 00:20:43,182
At least I still have the
20 bucks Mom and Dad gave us.
529
00:20:43,250 --> 00:20:46,451
"Give it to me,
or I'll tell them you..."
530
00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:48,053
D-R... "drove."
531
00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:52,791
Fun team while it lasted.
532
00:20:52,860 --> 00:20:55,060
Guess we'll always have the memories.
533
00:20:55,129 --> 00:20:57,664
Nah. Give me those, too.
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