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Jesus, you mind?
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Oh, shit, man,
what is your problem?
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Oh, it's the whole
"what happened last week" thing?
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All right. Would you just
back up a little bit?
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Thank you.
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You're both going
to nursery school,
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but you can't ever be in
the same room at the same time,
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and you're both named
Amy now.
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Are you fucking
my sister?
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Debbie and I
are friends.
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Carl thinks if two women
are friends, they must be gay.
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No, I think Debbie's
gay because she follows you
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around like
a little puppy dog.
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I'm not getting
total gay vibes,
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but it's inconclusive,
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so... I'd say yeah,
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she'll probably eventually
end up gay.
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I think we should break up.
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- Why, 'cause you love my sister?
- No,
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because you're too clingy.
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Call me
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when you're not so needy.
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I'm pregnant.
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Are you sure it's mine?
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Yeah, I'm sure it's yours.
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The last thing I need
in my life
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is a man telling me
what to do.
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I really don't give a shit
about what you think,
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but I do understand
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that you might have
some feelings about this.
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If you decide to have
this baby,
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I want to make damn sure
it has a father.
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I own this house!
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The title is in my name!
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I'm not letting you live here,
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not with Liam
and not with Franny.
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Fuck you!
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Lip kicked you
out of the house?
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Yeah, you believe
that motherfucker?
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I'm carrying my shit around
in garbage bags.
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You're a bad drunk.
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When you drink,
you get mean.
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A good drunk is fun.
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A bad drunk
wants to have a fight.
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If you really love her,
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and you really are her friend,
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you won't let her stay
with you.
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She needs to hit rock bottom.
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♪ Rock music ♪
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♪ Rock music ♪
*SHAMELESS*
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*SHAMELESS*
Season 09 Episode 13
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Episode Title :
"Lost"
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♪ Think of all
the luck you got ♪
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♪ Know that
it's not for naught ♪
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♪ You were beaming
once before ♪
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♪ But it's not like that
anymore ♪
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♪ What is this downside ♪
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♪ That you speak of? ♪
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♪ What is this feeling ♪
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♪ You're so sure of? ♪
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♪ Round up
the friends you got ♪
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♪ Know that
they're not for naught ♪
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♪ You were willing
once before ♪
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♪ But it's not like that
anymore ♪
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♪ What is this downside ♪
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♪ That you speak of? ♪
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♪ What is this feeling ♪
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♪ You're so sure of? ♪
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What the fuck were you doing
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in there?
You crazy?
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I was just... I just... calm...
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Get the hell out of here!
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- You trying to get yourself killed?
- I'll...
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- Are you all right, man?
- Yeah.
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Are you sure?
You went down hard.
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Joey, you better call
an ambulance.
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No, no.
No...
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No ambulance.
I'm fine.
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Are you sure, buddy?
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Yeah.
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I'm right as rain.
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♪ Rock music ♪
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Okay.
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I'm...
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I'm... I'm fine.
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I just bruised myself.
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Hey.
How was work?
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Long.
Franny asleep?
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Yeah, I didn't hear
a peep all night.
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She's up now.
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Fuck off, Debbie.
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Carl, it's Fiona.
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Come on, I gotta pee.
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Carl!
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What was that about?
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Kelly broke up with him.
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How much longer, babe?
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I think my calf
is starting to cramp.
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30 more seconds.
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30 seconds, and then
we can make sweet, sweet love
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for hours and hours,
days, even.
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I am.
I am getting a cramp.
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Two weeks!
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Two weeks, baby,
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without your wonderfulness.
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Just a few more seconds.
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When the vasectomy doctor said
you had to wait two weeks,
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- I don't think he literally meant
- Five,
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- you had to wait for...
- four... here we go.
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Two.
One.
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♪ Rock music ♪
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Oh...
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Okay.
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Take it a little easier.
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- Feels so good.
- Uh, I know,
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but we don't want
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to break the bed,
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or me.
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Oh. Ho.
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Kev?
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Did you just...
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Mm-hmm.
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Okay, then.
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Coffee?
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Almost.
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How you feeling?
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A little rough around the edges
in the morning.
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- You know?
- Sure.
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How's Xan?
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Uh, I might get to see her
in a couple days.
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Foster family signed off,
but I need DCFS approval.
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Wanna catch a meeting
this morning?
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Yeah, thanks.
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Here.
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Thanks.
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What happened to your face?
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- Fryer at work.
- Don't pick.
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God, you'll make scars.
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- Urlacher over Butkus?
- No, not a chance.
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Butkus was an animal.
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Eight pro bowls.
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Hall of Fame.
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Have you checked out Butkus
on YouTube?
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Pre-concussion rules?
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He would've kicked
Khalil Mack's ass
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- if they'd played together.
- That's a fact.
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Okay.
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See you outside in five.
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Kelly.
We're going
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back-to-school shopping
for guns and ammunition
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and things.
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Didn't you just get back home
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from working all night?
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Don't feel sleepy.
I'll catch it up later.
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Urlacher over Butkus.
Can you believe that shit?
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Uh, Franny?
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Taking her with.
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I gotta go.
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Lip Gallagher around?
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Uh, yeah, he's inside.
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Hey, watch your step.
There's a homeless guy
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passed out on the sidewalk.
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♪ Upbeat music ♪
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He... a little help?
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Frank?
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I think I broke something.
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- Something bad?
- Leg.
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- Uh, you want to call 911?
- No.
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Help me inside.
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What's Frank doing out here?
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Uh, he says he broke
his leg or something.
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Won't let me call 911.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Hi.
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Carl.
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Is that blood?
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It's just a scratch.
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That's bone.
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Help me inside.
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For fuck's sake.
Someone grab his arms.
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I'll grab his good leg.
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Come on.
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Easy, easy, y.
Will you fucking...
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Will you fucking... ow.
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Oh, God.
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Hello!
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Is Lip around?
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Uh, I think he might...
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Um...
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Uh, hi,
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Mr. Tamietti.
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You and I need to talk, son.
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Oh, yeah?
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Tami's having this baby,
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and I need to know
what your plan is.
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Uh, she's... she's keeping
the baby?
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I mean,
she seemed undecided
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- the last that we, uh...
- Oh, yeah.
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She's keeping the baby.
That's not open for discussion.
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No, no, sir.
I just mean, um,
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last time we talked,
she... she seemed unclear
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about what she wanted to do.
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Oh, it's clear.
She's having the baby.
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Good God.
Almost there.
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- A little help here!
- Okay, okay, okay.
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Put me down.
Put me down, no more.
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Down there! Down there!
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Jesus.
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What happened?
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He busted his leg.
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Is that bone?
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What the fuck?
Why didn't you
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call an ambulance?
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- He wouldn't let us.
- The hell is that?
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Mollies...
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- A few personal items.
- ...And acid.
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Is that why you didn't
want to call an ambulance?
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Uh, who the hell is that?
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Our dad.
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Why doesn't he want
an ambulance?
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Because the paramedics
would've emptied his
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pockets, found the drugs,
and called the cops.
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Uh, you know, Mr. Tamietti,
why don't we go get
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a cup of coffee
or something, yeah?
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I had an opportunity
to invest
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some of my Ingrid
severance money, and I took it.
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If you're done hiding
your stash,
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can I call 911?
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Not until my associates come
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and we complete
our transaction.
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I gotta go to work.
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Yeah, we should go, too.
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I'll give
your associates
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five minutes.
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Then I'm calling 911.
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Borrow your phone?
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- Mail.
- Ah, I'm late for...
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Work.
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Ah, crap.
I forgot the stroller.
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Take her.
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♪ Upbeat music ♪
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Excuse me.
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Excuse me.
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Move.
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Frank again?
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Yeah.
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Open femur fracture.
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Definitely going
to need surgery.
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I'm in a lot of pain here.
Could I get 15 of morphine?
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No can do, Frank.
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Lidoc...
Is that lidocaine?
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Yep.
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Ah, come on, guys!
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You got any fentanyl in there?
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That'd take the edge off.
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Can give you
a bite block
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to chomp down on
if you like.
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A bite block?
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What are you,
the Marquis de Sade?
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Best I can do after last time.
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I did not steal drugs
from your ambulance.
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I saw you take it, Frank.
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Are you sure you don't want
that bite block?
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This might sting.
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Fuck you, Quincy.
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Personally, I would've taken
the bite block.
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You want to ride
with him again?
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How long's the wait
at County this morning?
270
00:13:43,345 --> 00:13:45,205
Pro hockey season's shorter.
271
00:13:45,467 --> 00:13:47,258
- Ow! Ow! Ow! Ouch!
- Okay.
272
00:13:47,344 --> 00:13:49,094
Let me get my purse and tell
my brother we're leaving.
273
00:13:49,180 --> 00:13:50,639
Easy, easy, easy, e...
274
00:13:50,928 --> 00:13:52,057
Keep whining, Frank,
275
00:13:52,143 --> 00:13:53,268
and I'll find every pothole
276
00:13:53,354 --> 00:13:55,518
between here and County
to bounce you over.
277
00:13:55,637 --> 00:13:56,822
Hey, Liam?
278
00:13:56,908 --> 00:13:59,360
I gotta take Frank
to the ER,
279
00:13:59,646 --> 00:14:02,235
so you have to make
yourself breakfast, okay?
280
00:14:02,804 --> 00:14:04,220
Hey.
281
00:14:04,304 --> 00:14:06,977
♪ Rock music ♪
282
00:14:12,635 --> 00:14:13,967
Liam?
283
00:14:22,358 --> 00:14:24,358
You want Tabasco?
284
00:14:24,512 --> 00:14:26,095
Eight seconds.
285
00:14:29,133 --> 00:14:31,550
It's only been two weeks
since the surgery, babe.
286
00:14:31,743 --> 00:14:33,137
Give it some time.
287
00:14:36,735 --> 00:14:38,798
12-year-olds
last longer.
288
00:14:39,220 --> 00:14:41,928
All right, girls, finish up.
It's almost time for school.
289
00:14:42,012 --> 00:14:44,626
Is this what it's gonna be like
from now on?
290
00:14:45,262 --> 00:14:46,470
Eight seconds?
291
00:14:46,554 --> 00:14:47,969
You really think
we need to be having
292
00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:49,387
this conversation
in front of the girls?
293
00:14:49,470 --> 00:14:51,751
Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am.
That's me now.
294
00:14:51,837 --> 00:14:54,087
Mr. Kevin Ball,
the "wham, bam" man.
295
00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:56,938
Okay, girls.
Dishes in the sink
296
00:14:57,024 --> 00:14:58,899
and backpacks.
Let's go.
297
00:15:03,227 --> 00:15:05,512
I'm so sorry I let them
cut you guys.
298
00:15:05,596 --> 00:15:06,899
Can you ever forgive me?
299
00:15:07,048 --> 00:15:08,679
You're gonna live, baby.
300
00:15:08,762 --> 00:15:11,118
It's one tiny incision.
301
00:15:18,721 --> 00:15:20,048
Wait for Mommy.
302
00:15:22,782 --> 00:15:24,470
Oh, God.
303
00:15:27,475 --> 00:15:29,558
Your sister coming again
this morning?
304
00:15:29,782 --> 00:15:31,616
She said she was, yeah.
305
00:15:34,345 --> 00:15:36,762
Tami's dad showed up
at my house this morning.
306
00:15:36,846 --> 00:15:38,212
- Bob?
- Yeah.
307
00:15:38,616 --> 00:15:39,914
Shit.
What did he want?
308
00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:42,090
Wants to know my plan.
309
00:15:42,431 --> 00:15:43,626
You have a plan?
310
00:15:43,766 --> 00:15:44,851
No.
311
00:15:44,937 --> 00:15:46,178
Tami's made it very clear
312
00:15:46,262 --> 00:15:48,137
that I'm not allowed
to have one.
313
00:15:48,313 --> 00:15:49,915
Don't fuck with Bob.
314
00:15:50,262 --> 00:15:51,759
He's tougher than he looks.
315
00:15:52,012 --> 00:15:54,053
He said Tami's
definitely having the baby.
316
00:15:55,429 --> 00:15:56,846
That's the Tamiettis.
317
00:15:56,928 --> 00:15:58,751
Old-school Catholics.
318
00:15:59,178 --> 00:16:01,696
Big families
and fish on Fridays.
319
00:16:02,220 --> 00:16:04,954
She tell you she was going
to see a doctor today?
320
00:16:05,429 --> 00:16:06,696
No.
321
00:16:06,970 --> 00:16:08,899
This afternoon.
322
00:16:09,253 --> 00:16:12,503
Asked Cami to go,
but she's working until 6:00.
323
00:16:12,721 --> 00:16:14,665
W-what kind of doctor?
Did she say?
324
00:16:14,852 --> 00:16:16,259
Nope.
325
00:16:16,804 --> 00:16:19,016
Tami likes to stick it
to her dad.
326
00:16:19,210 --> 00:16:21,959
Could be she's getting ready
to solve your problem.
327
00:16:22,137 --> 00:16:24,095
♪ Rock music ♪
328
00:16:24,178 --> 00:16:25,554
It's starting.
329
00:16:25,637 --> 00:16:26,798
Yeah.
330
00:16:46,671 --> 00:16:48,040
All right.
Coke,
331
00:16:48,126 --> 00:16:49,493
crackers, and a bedpan.
332
00:16:49,611 --> 00:16:52,017
Barb's saying three hours,
but could be five.
333
00:16:52,111 --> 00:16:53,837
I can't stay the whole time.
I got a meeting.
334
00:16:53,923 --> 00:16:56,188
Oh, Christ.
AA?
335
00:16:56,274 --> 00:16:59,376
Did you let Lip recruit you
into that cult?
336
00:16:59,630 --> 00:17:01,602
Meeting with a public defender.
337
00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:04,196
Trouble with the law?
Excuse me.
338
00:17:04,282 --> 00:17:06,079
I've got a bone
sticking out of my thigh.
339
00:17:06,165 --> 00:17:08,477
Does this look
like a scam to you?
340
00:17:09,030 --> 00:17:10,359
Hey, doc.
341
00:17:10,445 --> 00:17:12,727
Could you hook a brother up
with a little morphine
342
00:17:12,813 --> 00:17:14,469
for a broken femur?
343
00:17:14,673 --> 00:17:16,111
Come on, I...
344
00:17:16,194 --> 00:17:19,766
Ah, that's right.
Just walk on by, Osama.
345
00:17:19,852 --> 00:17:21,555
We'll have your ass
on that plane
346
00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:22,902
and back
to Crap-sanistan
347
00:17:22,986 --> 00:17:26,118
as soon as the president
revokes your H-1B visa.
348
00:17:26,695 --> 00:17:28,259
More bees with honey, Frank.
349
00:17:28,373 --> 00:17:29,977
This is nothing but torture
350
00:17:30,063 --> 00:17:31,071
and payback.
351
00:17:31,157 --> 00:17:32,657
You signed a Hippocratic Oath,
352
00:17:32,743 --> 00:17:33,798
for fuck's sake.
353
00:17:33,884 --> 00:17:35,695
Doctors have been convicted
of war crimes
354
00:17:35,777 --> 00:17:37,074
for what you're doing to me.
355
00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:38,567
How did this happen, anyway?
356
00:17:38,653 --> 00:17:40,199
I was taking a brief nap
357
00:17:40,285 --> 00:17:42,168
in that shithole
you used to own,
358
00:17:42,254 --> 00:17:44,629
and they started
tearing it down around me!
359
00:17:45,236 --> 00:17:46,528
My apartment building?
360
00:17:46,614 --> 00:17:48,621
I woke up with a...
A wrecking ball
361
00:17:48,707 --> 00:17:51,684
trying to decapitate me!
I had to run for my life.
362
00:17:53,212 --> 00:17:55,176
I should sue the bastards.
363
00:17:55,262 --> 00:17:57,285
You were drunk, trespassing,
364
00:17:57,371 --> 00:17:59,153
and sleeping
in a boarded-up building, okay?
365
00:17:59,236 --> 00:18:01,067
I don't think a lawsuit
is likely to go your way.
366
00:18:01,153 --> 00:18:02,863
Never know.
They may settle
367
00:18:02,949 --> 00:18:04,236
to avoid a court case.
368
00:18:04,319 --> 00:18:05,457
Hey.
369
00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:07,465
You got anything useful
in there?
370
00:18:07,613 --> 00:18:08,918
Eh, a Quaalude?
371
00:18:09,020 --> 00:18:11,027
- Maybe an oxy?
- No.
372
00:18:12,332 --> 00:18:13,550
Miss!
373
00:18:13,636 --> 00:18:14,660
Excuse me.
374
00:18:14,746 --> 00:18:15,676
I'm in quite a bit
375
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:16,570
of, uh, discomfort
376
00:18:16,653 --> 00:18:18,184
with this open fracture.
377
00:18:18,270 --> 00:18:19,902
I know the doctors
are incredibly busy,
378
00:18:19,986 --> 00:18:21,902
but could you ask one of them
379
00:18:21,986 --> 00:18:23,611
to prescribe something
for the pain?
380
00:18:23,695 --> 00:18:25,111
I don't need much.
381
00:18:25,194 --> 00:18:27,403
20 of morphine
would be more than enough.
382
00:18:27,643 --> 00:18:29,143
You're Frank, right?
383
00:18:29,229 --> 00:18:30,314
Yes.
384
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:31,478
No.
385
00:18:32,944 --> 00:18:35,049
Your reputation
precedes you.
386
00:18:35,135 --> 00:18:36,885
What the fuck is wrong
with you people?
387
00:18:36,971 --> 00:18:39,181
You wouldn't treat
a dog in the street like this!
388
00:18:39,267 --> 00:18:40,252
Mr. Gallagher?
389
00:18:40,338 --> 00:18:41,736
- Yes! Yeah.
- Here!
390
00:18:44,361 --> 00:18:46,055
So, Mr. Gallagher,
391
00:18:46,141 --> 00:18:48,682
I see you visited
our hospital in the past.
392
00:18:48,993 --> 00:18:50,329
Yes, once or twice.
393
00:18:50,438 --> 00:18:51,695
52 times, actually,
394
00:18:51,868 --> 00:18:53,134
and you have
no insurance.
395
00:18:53,290 --> 00:18:55,688
Unfortunately not.
Um...
396
00:18:55,795 --> 00:18:58,923
Difficulty securing employment
in this challenging economy.
397
00:18:59,027 --> 00:19:00,695
Unemployment rate is under 4%.
398
00:19:00,777 --> 00:19:03,110
We're hiring janitors
without hands.
399
00:19:03,282 --> 00:19:05,282
I have
five different birthdates
400
00:19:05,368 --> 00:19:06,915
and four different
middle initials
401
00:19:07,024 --> 00:19:08,069
in your records.
402
00:19:08,407 --> 00:19:10,611
Are you over 65,
Mr. Gallagher?
403
00:19:11,329 --> 00:19:12,571
Do you need me to be?
404
00:19:12,727 --> 00:19:14,819
If you're over 65,
you qualify for Medicare.
405
00:19:14,902 --> 00:19:16,891
Free hospitalization, drugs...
406
00:19:16,977 --> 00:19:18,069
Yes, I'm over 65.
407
00:19:18,343 --> 00:19:20,235
Just had a birthday.
Put that down.
408
00:19:20,321 --> 00:19:21,821
When were you born?
409
00:19:22,069 --> 00:19:25,095
January 16th, 19...
410
00:19:25,609 --> 00:19:28,153
- 54.
- 54, exactly.
411
00:19:28,236 --> 00:19:29,649
Do you have ID I can use
412
00:19:29,735 --> 00:19:31,571
to verify that date of birth?
413
00:19:33,169 --> 00:19:34,509
Maybe.
414
00:19:36,236 --> 00:19:38,790
I found that at a Dairy Queen.
415
00:19:38,876 --> 00:19:41,653
I've been meaning
to return that.
416
00:19:45,191 --> 00:19:47,430
It says you were born in 1936.
417
00:19:47,516 --> 00:19:49,111
Makes you 83.
418
00:19:49,194 --> 00:19:51,102
I try to take care of myself.
419
00:19:52,344 --> 00:19:54,759
Someone will be over
to examine you shortly.
420
00:19:56,102 --> 00:19:57,361
I gotta go soon.
421
00:19:59,071 --> 00:20:01,399
- Hey, Fiona.
- Hey, Debs, are you home?
422
00:20:01,485 --> 00:20:03,063
- No. Why?
- Liam wasn't there
423
00:20:03,149 --> 00:20:04,563
when I left the house
with Frank this morning,
424
00:20:04,649 --> 00:20:05,524
and I locked up.
425
00:20:05,610 --> 00:20:06,891
I don't know
if he has his keys.
426
00:20:07,027 --> 00:20:08,352
He's not answering his phone?
427
00:20:08,438 --> 00:20:09,852
No.
Straight to voice mail.
428
00:20:09,938 --> 00:20:11,606
Can you track him down,
make sure he can get in?
429
00:20:11,692 --> 00:20:13,712
- Yeah, sure. No problem.
- Okay.
430
00:20:15,153 --> 00:20:16,445
Good luck.
431
00:20:16,528 --> 00:20:17,445
♪ Rock music ♪
432
00:20:17,528 --> 00:20:20,110
♪ Whoa ♪
433
00:20:20,278 --> 00:20:22,079
♪ Whoa, whoa ♪
434
00:20:22,272 --> 00:20:23,398
Rah!
435
00:20:23,528 --> 00:20:24,634
Gah!
436
00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:25,977
You need one of these?
437
00:20:26,063 --> 00:20:27,403
If I get the same roommate
438
00:20:27,486 --> 00:20:28,923
I had last year, yeah.
439
00:20:30,110 --> 00:20:31,403
- Stinky?
- Ever leave
440
00:20:31,486 --> 00:20:33,313
half a burrito under the seat
of your car
441
00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:34,399
all summer?
442
00:20:35,446 --> 00:20:36,571
I know.
443
00:20:36,829 --> 00:20:38,688
Oof.
444
00:20:38,798 --> 00:20:40,673
So how do you like
military school?
445
00:20:41,465 --> 00:20:43,235
Two hundred girls,
ten bathrooms.
446
00:20:43,321 --> 00:20:45,204
It's survival of the fittest.
447
00:20:45,477 --> 00:20:46,923
How long have you been
going there for?
448
00:20:47,009 --> 00:20:48,712
Since my mom ran off
with a gunnery sergeant
449
00:20:48,798 --> 00:20:49,821
when I was nine.
450
00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:51,639
My God.
Was that hard?
451
00:20:51,725 --> 00:20:54,536
♪ Nothing like this ♪
452
00:20:54,844 --> 00:20:58,273
What every South Side girl
needs: Kevlar.
453
00:20:58,490 --> 00:20:59,999
Seriously.
454
00:21:00,085 --> 00:21:01,492
Put it on.
455
00:21:01,578 --> 00:21:03,163
Okay.
456
00:21:05,981 --> 00:21:08,374
Whoo!
457
00:21:08,585 --> 00:21:09,681
Damn!
458
00:21:09,764 --> 00:21:11,431
♪ Whoa ♪
459
00:21:11,515 --> 00:21:13,223
♪ You ain't seen nothing ♪
460
00:21:17,859 --> 00:21:19,265
Hi, Liam.
You have your keys?
461
00:21:19,348 --> 00:21:20,570
Fiona locked you
out of the house.
462
00:21:20,656 --> 00:21:22,007
Call me back.
463
00:21:23,382 --> 00:21:25,345
You ever see your mom?
464
00:21:25,695 --> 00:21:27,062
On Facebook.
465
00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:30,348
Took her years, but she finally
let me friend her.
466
00:21:31,764 --> 00:21:33,306
♪ I'm feeling alive ♪
467
00:21:33,390 --> 00:21:36,452
Weird.
Liam always answers his phone.
468
00:21:39,639 --> 00:21:41,084
Wa.
Voilà.
469
00:21:41,390 --> 00:21:43,726
What do you think?
Badass?
470
00:21:44,016 --> 00:21:45,057
Definitely.
471
00:21:46,281 --> 00:21:49,617
♪ Oh you ain't seen
nothing like this ♪
472
00:21:49,715 --> 00:21:52,006
♪ Oh, whoa ♪
473
00:21:52,092 --> 00:21:53,171
♪ Whoa ♪
474
00:21:53,257 --> 00:21:56,617
♪ You ain't seen
nothing like this ♪
475
00:22:01,265 --> 00:22:02,848
Damn, your phone's lighting up.
476
00:22:03,088 --> 00:22:04,445
Yep.
477
00:22:04,535 --> 00:22:06,718
- You gonna answer it?
- Nope.
478
00:22:06,804 --> 00:22:09,023
Biscuits, fresh out
of the oven.
479
00:22:09,844 --> 00:22:11,249
You boys need
anything else?
480
00:22:11,450 --> 00:22:12,533
Ah, no thanks, Grandma.
481
00:22:12,619 --> 00:22:13,695
How about you, Liam?
482
00:22:13,781 --> 00:22:14,947
All set, Mrs. Thompson.
483
00:22:15,108 --> 00:22:16,507
Okay.
I'll be in the kitchen
484
00:22:16,592 --> 00:22:18,009
if you change your mind.
485
00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:25,413
Don't you think
they might be worried?
486
00:22:25,548 --> 00:22:27,765
Took them two days
to realize I was gone.
487
00:22:27,851 --> 00:22:29,421
Can't be too worried.
488
00:22:42,321 --> 00:22:44,905
Why the long face,
little pirate?
489
00:22:44,991 --> 00:22:46,017
Nothing.
490
00:22:46,103 --> 00:22:47,361
Come on.
491
00:22:47,509 --> 00:22:49,298
You can tell
your Auntie Lori.
492
00:22:49,765 --> 00:22:51,790
I gotta make sure
my favorite first mate's head
493
00:22:51,876 --> 00:22:52,884
is in the game.
494
00:22:52,970 --> 00:22:54,803
Happy cooks
make happy meals.
495
00:22:55,626 --> 00:22:58,314
I didn't make it past the first
round of cuts for West Point,
496
00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:01,017
and my lesbian sister
is in love with my girlfriend,
497
00:23:01,103 --> 00:23:02,486
trying to turn her gay, too.
498
00:23:02,603 --> 00:23:03,775
Wow.
499
00:23:03,861 --> 00:23:06,695
World's really stomping
on your dreams, huh?
500
00:23:07,256 --> 00:23:08,631
When God hands you lemons,
501
00:23:08,717 --> 00:23:10,508
you just gotta squeeze
that juice
502
00:23:10,594 --> 00:23:12,068
into the wound
and enjoy the pain.
503
00:23:12,154 --> 00:23:13,212
Ma'am?
504
00:23:13,298 --> 00:23:14,419
You're my star.
505
00:23:14,630 --> 00:23:16,423
Pick yourself up,
dust yourself off,
506
00:23:16,509 --> 00:23:18,467
get right back up
on that horse.
507
00:23:18,606 --> 00:23:20,056
Horse, ma'am?
508
00:23:20,299 --> 00:23:22,466
Right back into
that saddle, huh?
509
00:23:25,734 --> 00:23:26,977
Hello?
510
00:23:27,070 --> 00:23:28,609
Anybody?
511
00:23:29,044 --> 00:23:32,648
Ah, come on!
I have to set myself on fire
512
00:23:32,734 --> 00:23:34,469
to get some attention
around here?
513
00:23:34,555 --> 00:23:36,375
Please do!
I'll bring the matches
514
00:23:36,461 --> 00:23:37,578
if you bring the gasoline.
515
00:23:37,664 --> 00:23:39,117
About damn time.
How'd you do
516
00:23:39,203 --> 00:23:41,412
on the back nine, doc?
Even par?
517
00:23:41,498 --> 00:23:43,969
How you been, Frank?
Taking care of that new liver
518
00:23:44,055 --> 00:23:45,563
someone was stupid enough
to waste on you?
519
00:23:45,649 --> 00:23:47,203
- Hm.
- So, what is it
520
00:23:47,351 --> 00:23:48,422
this time?
You're speaking,
521
00:23:48,508 --> 00:23:51,023
so I'm gonna rule out an
overdose or alcohol poisoning.
522
00:23:51,326 --> 00:23:52,868
Broke an appendage.
523
00:23:52,986 --> 00:23:55,453
Hurts like hell.
Could you hook me up
524
00:23:55,539 --> 00:23:57,497
with a healthy helping
of your favorite opiate?
525
00:23:57,583 --> 00:23:58,708
You haven't had anything yet?
526
00:23:58,794 --> 00:24:00,419
Not a damn thing.
527
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:02,266
Your coworkers
have been tighter
528
00:24:02,348 --> 00:24:04,765
than a miser
at a March of Dimes fundraiser
529
00:24:04,849 --> 00:24:06,099
with the pain relief.
530
00:24:06,182 --> 00:24:07,640
Couldn't even rustle up
531
00:24:07,724 --> 00:24:09,266
a Tylenol 3 with codeine.
532
00:24:09,348 --> 00:24:11,515
Ow.
533
00:24:11,598 --> 00:24:12,640
That's bone.
534
00:24:12,724 --> 00:24:14,271
That's what I've been saying!
535
00:24:14,357 --> 00:24:17,399
Congratulations, Frank.
You hit the jackpot this time.
536
00:24:17,700 --> 00:24:19,509
You get a quick trip
to the OR
537
00:24:19,595 --> 00:24:21,673
and copious amounts
of intravenous narcotics.
538
00:24:22,042 --> 00:24:23,499
Hey, Maggie.
539
00:24:23,607 --> 00:24:25,718
Call up to surgery
and find out who's okay
540
00:24:25,804 --> 00:24:27,513
with not getting paid today.
541
00:24:27,599 --> 00:24:29,358
You were drunk?
542
00:24:30,133 --> 00:24:31,194
Yes.
543
00:24:31,293 --> 00:24:33,117
You initiated the assault?
544
00:24:33,650 --> 00:24:35,734
I only punched her once.
545
00:24:40,865 --> 00:24:42,609
You fractured her cheekbone.
546
00:24:42,705 --> 00:24:44,852
You have a previous
felony conviction?
547
00:24:46,442 --> 00:24:48,483
- Yeah.
- Well, it's not much
548
00:24:48,569 --> 00:24:50,027
of a defense to present.
549
00:24:50,113 --> 00:24:51,502
You're
a convicted felon,
550
00:24:51,588 --> 00:24:53,252
you were drunk,
you attacked a woman
551
00:24:53,338 --> 00:24:54,439
without any provocation
552
00:24:54,525 --> 00:24:55,674
in front of a dozen witnesses.
553
00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:57,494
No, there was provocation.
554
00:24:57,580 --> 00:25:00,361
She... she called the cops
on my ten-year-old brother
555
00:25:00,447 --> 00:25:02,236
for selling lemonade
in front of her house.
556
00:25:02,322 --> 00:25:03,364
Why would she do that?
557
00:25:03,450 --> 00:25:05,127
My brother's black.
558
00:25:05,405 --> 00:25:06,924
You have a black brother?
559
00:25:07,287 --> 00:25:09,088
Yeah.
560
00:25:11,610 --> 00:25:13,072
DA may be reluctant to put that
561
00:25:13,173 --> 00:25:14,791
in front
of a black Chicago jury.
562
00:25:15,009 --> 00:25:16,384
We might be able
to plead it down
563
00:25:16,470 --> 00:25:18,838
from a felony
to a misdemeanor.
564
00:25:20,642 --> 00:25:22,142
Will I have to do time?
565
00:25:22,228 --> 00:25:23,353
Depends.
566
00:25:23,439 --> 00:25:24,509
You employed?
567
00:25:24,595 --> 00:25:25,845
I'm looking.
568
00:25:26,087 --> 00:25:27,170
What about AA?
569
00:25:27,263 --> 00:25:28,486
Yes.
570
00:25:30,034 --> 00:25:31,869
Okay, I'll talk
to the DA.
571
00:25:32,137 --> 00:25:33,388
Thank you.
572
00:25:33,474 --> 00:25:34,892
But Miss Gallagher,
573
00:25:35,202 --> 00:25:37,111
the judge is gonna want
to see proof that you are
574
00:25:37,215 --> 00:25:39,908
a contributing member
of society, so no alcohol,
575
00:25:39,994 --> 00:25:42,328
and get yourself a job,
any job.
576
00:25:42,431 --> 00:25:43,986
Yes, ma'am.
577
00:25:44,072 --> 00:25:45,198
Just a drill,
578
00:25:45,284 --> 00:25:47,494
children. No need for panic.
579
00:25:47,580 --> 00:25:49,387
Line up behind your teacher
580
00:25:49,473 --> 00:25:51,017
in a straight line.
581
00:25:51,103 --> 00:25:52,384
Straight lines,
582
00:25:52,478 --> 00:25:53,994
James McPherson!
583
00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:55,244
Abby Zoldan,
584
00:25:55,330 --> 00:25:57,580
does that look like
a straight line?
585
00:25:57,769 --> 00:26:00,757
Gus Accord, stop eating sand
from the sandbox.
586
00:26:00,843 --> 00:26:02,384
and get in line,
please.
587
00:26:02,470 --> 00:26:03,697
Here we go.
Line up.
588
00:26:03,783 --> 00:26:06,361
Go to your number.
589
00:26:07,611 --> 00:26:10,174
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Where are you going, Amy Ball?
590
00:26:10,260 --> 00:26:12,302
I have to go back in.
591
00:26:12,533 --> 00:26:14,867
Can you get in line
behind Sister Anne, please?
592
00:26:14,953 --> 00:26:16,103
I can't.
593
00:26:16,189 --> 00:26:17,291
I have to go back
594
00:26:17,377 --> 00:26:18,681
in my cubby.
595
00:26:18,786 --> 00:26:20,650
Why do you have
to get back in your cubby?
596
00:26:20,775 --> 00:26:22,072
So you don't see us.
597
00:26:22,201 --> 00:26:23,493
See who?
598
00:26:39,978 --> 00:26:41,674
There's two of you?
599
00:26:44,555 --> 00:26:47,627
Eight seconds?
Whew, that's rough.
600
00:26:47,796 --> 00:26:49,806
Yeah.
My cousin Ronnie
601
00:26:49,923 --> 00:26:51,791
never recovered
from his surgery.
602
00:26:51,877 --> 00:26:53,556
Been ten years.
He still has to wear
603
00:26:53,642 --> 00:26:54,791
one of those adult diapers.
604
00:26:54,877 --> 00:26:55,959
From a vasectomy?
605
00:26:56,068 --> 00:26:57,877
No.
Prostate.
606
00:26:58,876 --> 00:27:01,275
What the hell does that have
to do with anything?
607
00:27:02,105 --> 00:27:04,230
I'm just saying.
It's never a good idea
608
00:27:04,323 --> 00:27:05,908
to let doctors near
your man parts
609
00:27:05,994 --> 00:27:07,470
with anything sharp.
610
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:09,579
I thought you guys were gonna
help cheer me up.
611
00:27:09,665 --> 00:27:11,259
- Okay.
- Okay.
612
00:27:11,345 --> 00:27:13,462
Did sex still feel good?
613
00:27:14,963 --> 00:27:16,213
Yeah.
614
00:27:16,299 --> 00:27:17,611
Great.
615
00:27:17,697 --> 00:27:18,863
It was quick, but good.
616
00:27:18,949 --> 00:27:20,324
So enjoy that.
617
00:27:20,411 --> 00:27:21,910
Lots of guys don't get any.
618
00:27:21,996 --> 00:27:23,829
- Be happy with quick.
- Yeah.
619
00:27:24,003 --> 00:27:26,045
Cousin Ronnie can't get it up
at all anymore
620
00:27:26,131 --> 00:27:27,773
since the surgery.
He has to use
621
00:27:27,859 --> 00:27:28,947
one of those pump things.
622
00:27:29,033 --> 00:27:30,595
Enough about Cousin Ronnie,
would you,
623
00:27:30,681 --> 00:27:31,775
Kermit, please?
624
00:27:31,861 --> 00:27:33,681
Eight seconds with you
is like eight hours
625
00:27:33,767 --> 00:27:34,850
with anyone else, baby.
626
00:27:34,936 --> 00:27:36,659
Short but sweet.
627
00:27:37,773 --> 00:27:38,823
Very short.
628
00:27:40,890 --> 00:27:42,390
You just had
the vasectomy, baby.
629
00:27:42,473 --> 00:27:43,432
You'll be back to your regular
630
00:27:43,518 --> 00:27:45,260
ten seconds in no time.
631
00:27:45,346 --> 00:27:46,638
Oh, damn.
632
00:27:46,724 --> 00:27:47,890
Oh, burn.
633
00:27:47,974 --> 00:27:49,372
Oh.
634
00:27:49,458 --> 00:27:51,685
Alibi.
635
00:27:52,007 --> 00:27:53,534
Yes, Sister?
636
00:27:55,496 --> 00:27:57,299
Yes, I understand.
637
00:27:58,553 --> 00:27:59,995
Thank you.
638
00:28:00,564 --> 00:28:02,495
Absolutely.
639
00:28:05,947 --> 00:28:07,299
What?
640
00:28:07,446 --> 00:28:09,088
The nuns know.
641
00:28:16,155 --> 00:28:17,440
Hey.
642
00:28:17,998 --> 00:28:20,790
How long you been waiting here
like a creepy stalker?
643
00:28:21,162 --> 00:28:22,361
Not long.
644
00:28:22,455 --> 00:28:23,768
Bullshit.
Carla saw you out here
645
00:28:23,854 --> 00:28:25,979
a half-hour ago.
She wanted to call the cops.
646
00:28:27,418 --> 00:28:29,484
So my dad find you
this morning?
647
00:28:30,170 --> 00:28:31,712
Yeah, he came to my house.
648
00:28:31,827 --> 00:28:33,702
Yeah?
And what'd you two boys decide?
649
00:28:33,788 --> 00:28:35,820
Am I having this baby
or not?
650
00:28:36,688 --> 00:28:38,104
He says you're keeping it.
651
00:28:38,190 --> 00:28:39,726
He did, huh?
652
00:28:39,999 --> 00:28:41,656
Good to know.
653
00:28:42,657 --> 00:28:43,990
Oh, so you're not?
654
00:28:44,167 --> 00:28:45,562
I just needed him off my ass.
655
00:28:45,648 --> 00:28:48,374
- All right, then you are.
- Jesus, what is it with men
656
00:28:48,460 --> 00:28:50,015
trying to tell me what to do
with my own body?
657
00:28:50,101 --> 00:28:51,934
I'm not trying to tell you
what to do.
658
00:28:52,152 --> 00:28:53,304
All right?
I'm just confused.
659
00:28:53,390 --> 00:28:55,835
He made it sound
like your decision was made.
660
00:28:56,041 --> 00:28:58,332
Well, he doesn't know shit.
661
00:28:58,555 --> 00:29:00,398
All right, then.
Good?
662
00:29:02,466 --> 00:29:03,841
So are we done?
663
00:29:07,483 --> 00:29:09,031
Where are you going?
664
00:29:10,793 --> 00:29:11,929
Where am I going?
665
00:29:12,124 --> 00:29:13,335
Yeah.
666
00:29:14,306 --> 00:29:15,804
The doctor's.
667
00:29:16,313 --> 00:29:17,854
Who told you?
Brad?
668
00:29:17,940 --> 00:29:18,946
Yeah.
669
00:29:19,032 --> 00:29:20,531
And you want to come?
670
00:29:21,460 --> 00:29:22,877
Yeah, if you want me to.
671
00:29:23,123 --> 00:29:24,915
I don't, or I would have asked
672
00:29:25,021 --> 00:29:26,123
- you to in the first place.
- All right,
673
00:29:26,210 --> 00:29:27,749
you know,
go fuck yourself, Tami.
674
00:29:27,835 --> 00:29:29,437
Fuck me.
675
00:29:30,003 --> 00:29:32,295
Lip.
Lip!
676
00:29:32,692 --> 00:29:34,632
- Lip!
- What?
677
00:29:36,113 --> 00:29:37,779
We're already here.
678
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:44,675
♪ Rock music ♪
679
00:29:50,522 --> 00:29:51,686
Liam?
680
00:29:52,782 --> 00:29:54,282
Liam, you home?
681
00:29:59,780 --> 00:30:00,819
You want a beer?
682
00:30:00,905 --> 00:30:02,577
Yeah, absolutely.
683
00:30:06,670 --> 00:30:08,631
Whee.
684
00:30:09,141 --> 00:30:11,264
I'll be right back.
685
00:30:12,971 --> 00:30:15,055
Damn, girl!
686
00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:20,224
Ah.
687
00:30:20,412 --> 00:30:22,576
If I'm gonna be a sailor,
688
00:30:22,662 --> 00:30:24,141
I gotta learn
to drink like one.
689
00:30:26,553 --> 00:30:27,885
A-cheers.
690
00:30:32,067 --> 00:30:33,858
So what do you want to do
in the Navy?
691
00:30:33,944 --> 00:30:35,350
I'm gonna fly jets.
692
00:30:35,484 --> 00:30:37,776
Like, off aircraft carriers
and stuff?
693
00:30:38,007 --> 00:30:39,757
That's the idea.
694
00:30:44,007 --> 00:30:45,381
That is so cool.
695
00:30:49,693 --> 00:30:50,981
What are you doing?
696
00:30:51,082 --> 00:30:53,014
Gotta break them in
before school starts.
697
00:30:53,275 --> 00:30:55,317
These things destroy your feet
698
00:30:55,403 --> 00:30:57,069
if they're not broken in.
699
00:30:57,155 --> 00:31:00,077
Come on!
Join me.
700
00:31:00,807 --> 00:31:02,217
Okay.
701
00:31:13,609 --> 00:31:15,192
Hey, Fiona.
702
00:31:15,431 --> 00:31:17,222
Hey.
You get ahold of Liam?
703
00:31:17,315 --> 00:31:18,572
No. I'm sure
704
00:31:18,658 --> 00:31:20,314
he forgot
to charge his phone again.
705
00:31:20,657 --> 00:31:21,861
What are you doing?
706
00:31:21,947 --> 00:31:23,330
I'm jumping up and down
with Kelly.
707
00:31:23,432 --> 00:31:24,348
What are you doing?
708
00:31:24,432 --> 00:31:25,572
Ah, applying for jobs
709
00:31:25,658 --> 00:31:26,992
I don't really want.
710
00:31:27,078 --> 00:31:28,180
Well, I'm home now,
711
00:31:28,266 --> 00:31:29,705
so Liam will be able
to get in when he comes.
712
00:31:29,791 --> 00:31:31,650
All right.
Thanks.
713
00:31:40,577 --> 00:31:42,243
How you feeling, Frank?
714
00:31:42,329 --> 00:31:46,135
Well, I had a rather nice buzz
going there for a bit,
715
00:31:46,221 --> 00:31:47,978
but it's starting to fade.
Think it's time
716
00:31:48,064 --> 00:31:49,212
to hit me up with the real
717
00:31:49,298 --> 00:31:50,672
knock-you-on-your-ass stuff.
718
00:31:50,964 --> 00:31:52,465
We've been experimenting
719
00:31:52,551 --> 00:31:54,681
with Oriental medicine
pain management,
720
00:31:54,767 --> 00:31:56,884
so we thought we'd skip
the anesthesia
721
00:31:56,970 --> 00:31:58,986
and just pop a few acupuncture
needles in your head,
722
00:31:59,072 --> 00:32:00,322
and see how that works.
723
00:32:00,408 --> 00:32:01,587
What?
724
00:32:01,789 --> 00:32:03,581
I'm just fucking with you,
Frank.
725
00:32:03,667 --> 00:32:05,783
You shoulda seen your face.
726
00:32:08,246 --> 00:32:10,379
This is Dr. Wild.
He's gonna be
727
00:32:10,465 --> 00:32:12,134
your surgeon today.
Youngest graduate
728
00:32:12,220 --> 00:32:14,603
of Yale Medical School
in over 100 years.
729
00:32:14,756 --> 00:32:16,486
Top of his class, too.
730
00:32:17,011 --> 00:32:18,886
How old are you now, Noah?
20?
731
00:32:18,972 --> 00:32:20,556
- Twenty-one.
- Hmm.
732
00:32:20,675 --> 00:32:22,634
Graduated high school
when he was 12.
733
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:25,720
This is the first week
of his ortho residency.
734
00:32:26,012 --> 00:32:28,884
We were very lucky
to find Dr. Wild on call today.
735
00:32:28,970 --> 00:32:30,470
Nobody else was willing
to do it.
736
00:32:30,556 --> 00:32:32,298
Thought we were going to have
to Dermabond your femur
737
00:32:32,384 --> 00:32:34,259
and just dump you
back out on the street.
738
00:32:34,348 --> 00:32:37,223
But not to worry.
Dr. Grey will be the attending.
739
00:32:37,309 --> 00:32:38,337
Where is Dr. Grey?
740
00:32:38,423 --> 00:32:39,931
Stuck in traffic
on the Dan Ryan.
741
00:32:40,017 --> 00:32:41,439
Said to get started
without him.
742
00:32:41,566 --> 00:32:43,232
Have you done this before?
743
00:32:43,318 --> 00:32:44,595
A comminuted femur fracture?
744
00:32:44,681 --> 00:32:46,264
Hell no.
Very exciting.
745
00:32:46,350 --> 00:32:48,558
We're a teaching hospital,
Frank.
746
00:32:48,644 --> 00:32:50,744
Residents working
on alcoholic deadbeats
747
00:32:50,830 --> 00:32:53,525
who don't pay their bills
is how young surgeons learn.
748
00:33:05,666 --> 00:33:08,541
♪ Melancholy music ♪
749
00:33:13,586 --> 00:33:14,919
Hey.
750
00:33:15,005 --> 00:33:16,588
Was everything fine?
751
00:33:19,564 --> 00:33:21,329
Peachy.
752
00:33:24,572 --> 00:33:26,712
What kind of doctor's office
was that?
753
00:33:26,798 --> 00:33:29,087
There's no baby stuff around
or anything.
754
00:33:30,431 --> 00:33:33,486
I need a drink.
Do you want to get a drink?
755
00:33:35,717 --> 00:33:38,470
Right.
No, I'll see you.
756
00:33:50,027 --> 00:33:51,673
I'm off to the bank.
757
00:33:51,759 --> 00:33:53,626
Aww, still down, little man?
758
00:33:53,712 --> 00:33:55,071
Yeah, a bit.
759
00:33:55,369 --> 00:33:58,548
Want a quick blowie
or a handy-J to perk you up?
760
00:33:58,863 --> 00:34:01,447
I was just kidding, kiddo.
761
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:03,079
Manager-employee intimacy
762
00:34:03,165 --> 00:34:05,814
is a big no-no
in the new employee handbook.
763
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:08,150
It's a shame, really.
Sex used
764
00:34:08,236 --> 00:34:09,712
to be pro forma in fast food.
765
00:34:09,798 --> 00:34:12,337
Jizz and hair nets went
together like mustard and mayo.
766
00:34:12,474 --> 00:34:15,158
Hell of a stress relief
after a big lunch rush.
767
00:34:15,859 --> 00:34:17,150
I'll be back in about 20
768
00:34:17,236 --> 00:34:18,488
if you can just watch
the register
769
00:34:18,572 --> 00:34:21,228
while I'm gone,
my salty little biscuit.
770
00:34:24,397 --> 00:34:26,109
Good call on the blowie.
771
00:34:26,212 --> 00:34:28,194
I let Lori go down on me once.
772
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:29,796
She had most of her fist
up my ass
773
00:34:29,882 --> 00:34:31,199
and chewed on my dick.
774
00:34:31,447 --> 00:34:33,105
Woman's an animal.
775
00:34:45,792 --> 00:34:47,448
Welcome to Captain Bob's,
matey.
776
00:34:47,534 --> 00:34:49,113
How may I help you?
777
00:34:49,834 --> 00:34:51,167
Give me the fucking money.
778
00:34:51,253 --> 00:34:52,753
Is that a .32?
779
00:34:52,839 --> 00:34:54,238
The fucking money, shithead!
780
00:34:54,324 --> 00:34:56,808
- It's pink.
- The bullets aren't pink, motherfucker!
781
00:34:56,894 --> 00:34:58,488
Give me the goddamn money!
782
00:34:58,597 --> 00:35:00,894
Okay, you know what, asshole?
Pull the trigger.
783
00:35:00,980 --> 00:35:03,034
My life couldn't get
any fucking worse.
784
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:05,447
Yeah, that's right.
Pull the motherfucking trigger.
785
00:35:05,530 --> 00:35:07,238
God fucking...
786
00:35:07,563 --> 00:35:09,229
♪ Rock music ♪
787
00:35:09,864 --> 00:35:11,115
Fucker
788
00:35:11,201 --> 00:35:12,576
piece of fucking shit!
789
00:35:12,662 --> 00:35:15,380
West Point, motherfucking...
790
00:35:15,490 --> 00:35:17,583
Lesbian sister piece of shit!
791
00:35:31,944 --> 00:35:33,654
Hi.
792
00:35:34,342 --> 00:35:35,826
I saw the "Help Wanted" sign.
793
00:35:35,912 --> 00:35:38,241
It's minimum wage, nights.
794
00:35:39,152 --> 00:35:43,092
Is there an application
or something I can fill out?
795
00:35:44,514 --> 00:35:46,904
$11.99.
796
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:51,772
- All right, thanks.
- You still here?
797
00:35:52,914 --> 00:35:54,741
I need a job.
798
00:36:03,491 --> 00:36:05,311
Thanks.
799
00:36:07,069 --> 00:36:08,748
Just to be clear,
have you been sending
800
00:36:08,834 --> 00:36:10,116
two children to our school
801
00:36:10,202 --> 00:36:11,748
for the price of one
for months?
802
00:36:11,834 --> 00:36:12,928
We're very sorry, Sister.
803
00:36:13,014 --> 00:36:14,779
You only had space
for one girl, so...
804
00:36:14,863 --> 00:36:16,217
So you committed fraud
805
00:36:16,303 --> 00:36:17,576
and conspired to deny
806
00:36:17,662 --> 00:36:19,350
the Sisters of Faith, Hope,
and Charity
807
00:36:19,436 --> 00:36:22,037
the revenue we send
to our sister order in Ghana
808
00:36:22,123 --> 00:36:23,576
to help fight leprosy.
809
00:36:23,662 --> 00:36:25,741
Leprosy?
Really?
810
00:36:25,827 --> 00:36:27,491
That's bad.
That's when your skin
811
00:36:27,577 --> 00:36:29,108
- falls off...
- I got it, Kev.
812
00:36:29,194 --> 00:36:30,322
We're very sorry, Sister.
813
00:36:30,405 --> 00:36:31,904
After much prayer,
we've come up
814
00:36:31,988 --> 00:36:33,100
with two possible ways
815
00:36:33,186 --> 00:36:35,511
for us to resolve
this sad situation.
816
00:36:39,199 --> 00:36:40,792
$1,400?
817
00:36:40,878 --> 00:36:43,113
Your back tuition,
plus interest.
818
00:36:43,206 --> 00:36:44,769
By Friday, or we call the cops.
819
00:36:45,997 --> 00:36:47,956
And what's
the other possible way?
820
00:36:49,572 --> 00:36:51,280
♪ Upbeat guitar music ♪
821
00:36:51,706 --> 00:36:53,487
We need a Jesus
for the Festival
822
00:36:53,573 --> 00:36:55,401
of St. Felicity pageant
next weekend,
823
00:36:55,487 --> 00:36:58,363
and Mr. Ball looks
like he works out.
824
00:36:58,612 --> 00:37:00,511
You want Kev to be Jesus?
825
00:37:03,159 --> 00:37:04,479
That's it?
826
00:37:06,519 --> 00:37:08,269
There is one small catch.
827
00:37:09,978 --> 00:37:11,651
Whoa.
828
00:37:12,026 --> 00:37:13,428
That's huge.
829
00:37:13,565 --> 00:37:15,198
And heavy.
830
00:37:15,284 --> 00:37:17,175
Mr. Polinsky made it himself.
831
00:37:17,261 --> 00:37:19,222
He paid for a pew,
so we've been afraid
832
00:37:19,355 --> 00:37:21,105
to tell him no one can lift it.
833
00:37:21,206 --> 00:37:23,011
So I gotta get nailed up or it
or something?
834
00:37:23,097 --> 00:37:25,636
No.
Carry it on your shoulder,
835
00:37:25,722 --> 00:37:27,753
as Christ did on his way
to Golgotha.
836
00:37:45,238 --> 00:37:47,495
Our last Jesus
got a hernia.
837
00:37:47,581 --> 00:37:49,363
Uh, yeah.
838
00:37:49,617 --> 00:37:51,628
So how far do I gotta carry it?
839
00:37:51,818 --> 00:37:53,818
From the school to the church.
840
00:37:54,378 --> 00:37:55,870
That's gotta be
a hundred yards.
841
00:37:55,956 --> 00:37:57,071
More like 150.
842
00:37:59,089 --> 00:38:01,113
$1,400, Kev.
843
00:38:02,925 --> 00:38:05,175
Fuck this.
844
00:38:07,089 --> 00:38:08,737
I went to get a test done.
845
00:38:09,654 --> 00:38:12,097
The doctor was
my mom's oncologist.
846
00:38:12,405 --> 00:38:15,280
Spanish music playing
over speakers...
847
00:38:17,059 --> 00:38:18,511
Cancer.
848
00:38:20,246 --> 00:38:21,792
BRCA.
849
00:38:25,190 --> 00:38:27,519
It's a gene, moron.
850
00:38:27,988 --> 00:38:30,073
I went to find out
if I inherited
851
00:38:30,159 --> 00:38:31,651
a genetic mutation from my mom
852
00:38:31,737 --> 00:38:33,964
that means I'm probably gonna
die of breast cancer.
853
00:38:34,530 --> 00:38:37,354
Little gene might even throw in
ovarian cancer, free of charge,
854
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:39,417
just to make sure
I'm good and dead.
855
00:38:39,511 --> 00:38:40,808
And?
856
00:38:40,894 --> 00:38:43,284
Don't find out the results
for a couple days.
857
00:38:44,696 --> 00:38:46,417
Oh...
858
00:38:48,071 --> 00:38:49,528
I'm sorry.
859
00:38:49,614 --> 00:38:52,339
Yeah, it's a tough break
for me, huh?
860
00:38:57,699 --> 00:38:59,741
Want to know the real pisser?
861
00:39:00,030 --> 00:39:02,894
There are two variations
of the gene.
862
00:39:03,071 --> 00:39:05,155
If I have one,
863
00:39:05,238 --> 00:39:07,530
having babies reduces
my chances of getting cancer,
864
00:39:07,654 --> 00:39:09,363
but if I have the other...
865
00:39:11,821 --> 00:39:13,696
Then having a baby
increases my chances
866
00:39:13,779 --> 00:39:15,714
of getting cancer.
Cami got the test
867
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:17,591
a couple years ago,
and she's got
868
00:39:17,677 --> 00:39:20,206
the "baby good" kind
of death gene,
869
00:39:20,315 --> 00:39:22,956
so she got your buddy Brad
to knock her up right away,
870
00:39:23,343 --> 00:39:25,759
and Cory took the test,
and Daddy's little princess
871
00:39:25,904 --> 00:39:27,488
is, of course,
872
00:39:27,572 --> 00:39:28,863
clean as driven snow.
873
00:39:28,946 --> 00:39:30,821
And you've never been tested
before.
874
00:39:32,863 --> 00:39:35,409
Fuck no.
Why would I want to know
875
00:39:35,495 --> 00:39:36,821
if I'm gonna live or die?
876
00:39:39,821 --> 00:39:42,644
Can the doctors do anything
if you have the gene?
877
00:39:47,776 --> 00:39:49,113
You know what?
Let's eat.
878
00:39:49,323 --> 00:39:51,011
I am fucking famished.
879
00:40:00,735 --> 00:40:03,693
♪ Melancholy music ♪
880
00:40:22,434 --> 00:40:23,508
Hi.
881
00:40:23,594 --> 00:40:25,985
My name is Fiona,
and, uh,
882
00:40:26,071 --> 00:40:28,196
I'm not sure
if I'm an alcoholic.
883
00:40:28,646 --> 00:40:30,613
Hi, Fiona.
884
00:40:30,974 --> 00:40:33,458
I know I'm supposed to say
I'm an alcoholic,
885
00:40:33,580 --> 00:40:36,402
but I... I don't really know.
886
00:40:36,755 --> 00:40:39,005
I have been going
through a really rough time
887
00:40:39,091 --> 00:40:40,572
the last couple months,
888
00:40:40,654 --> 00:40:43,113
and I've been drinking too much
to get by...
889
00:40:45,251 --> 00:40:48,036
But I haven't had trouble
with alcohol before.
890
00:40:49,268 --> 00:40:51,146
There's a lot of reasons
to think
891
00:40:51,232 --> 00:40:53,113
that I could be an alcoholic.
892
00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:55,779
My mom was a junkie,
893
00:40:55,990 --> 00:40:58,685
and my dad's a drunk
and an addict.
894
00:40:59,443 --> 00:41:01,488
My brother's an alcoholic,
895
00:41:01,833 --> 00:41:03,113
and I love him to death.
896
00:41:05,988 --> 00:41:08,216
So I guess I should be here,
897
00:41:08,908 --> 00:41:10,319
you know, just in case.
898
00:41:13,904 --> 00:41:15,216
Thanks for listening.
899
00:41:15,302 --> 00:41:16,510
You're welcome.
900
00:41:30,488 --> 00:41:33,076
Hi, my name is Tony,
and I'm an alcoholic.
901
00:41:42,488 --> 00:41:43,821
Fuck.
902
00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:21,405
Oh, holy shit!
903
00:42:21,488 --> 00:42:22,868
What are you doing?
904
00:42:22,954 --> 00:42:24,472
I'm sorry.
905
00:42:24,816 --> 00:42:26,746
I'm not gay.
906
00:42:26,832 --> 00:42:28,988
No, I know.
That was a mistake.
907
00:42:30,738 --> 00:42:35,152
I'm... I am...
I mean, I wish I was,
908
00:42:35,238 --> 00:42:36,418
because if I were, I would...
909
00:42:36,504 --> 00:42:38,706
I would totally be into you.
You're great.
910
00:42:38,792 --> 00:42:40,417
Yeah, no.
Thanks.
911
00:42:42,086 --> 00:42:43,568
Oh, shit.
912
00:42:43,761 --> 00:42:45,691
I totally led you on.
I am...
913
00:42:45,777 --> 00:42:48,196
I'm so sorry.
We... we can still be friends.
914
00:42:48,496 --> 00:42:50,480
Yeah, absolutely.
915
00:42:53,816 --> 00:42:55,793
I should probably get going
and let you sleep,
916
00:42:55,902 --> 00:42:57,191
'cause you worked last night,
right?
917
00:42:57,277 --> 00:42:58,654
Yeah, I did.
918
00:42:58,863 --> 00:43:00,654
You should.
919
00:43:03,711 --> 00:43:05,386
I'll call you later, okay?
920
00:43:05,472 --> 00:43:07,863
♪ Melancholy music ♪
921
00:43:22,904 --> 00:43:24,196
Shit.
That thing looks
922
00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:27,144
like it weighs
at least 300 pounds.
923
00:43:27,230 --> 00:43:28,761
How far are you supposed
to drag it?
924
00:43:28,847 --> 00:43:30,879
From the school playground
to the church.
925
00:43:30,965 --> 00:43:32,769
You can't put wheels
on the end of it or something?
926
00:43:32,855 --> 00:43:33,965
The nuns said no.
927
00:43:34,051 --> 00:43:35,465
Jesus didn't have wheels.
928
00:43:35,549 --> 00:43:37,676
Oh.
Here's the wig.
929
00:43:37,957 --> 00:43:39,006
Jesus was a blond?
930
00:43:39,090 --> 00:43:41,382
No, Jesus was black
and had nappy hair, but no one
931
00:43:41,465 --> 00:43:42,582
ever wants
to talk about that.
932
00:43:42,668 --> 00:43:43,816
Jesus wasn't black.
933
00:43:43,902 --> 00:43:45,257
African.
Hello.
934
00:43:45,340 --> 00:43:46,715
- Fuck off.
- You fuck off.
935
00:43:46,799 --> 00:43:47,871
Jesus was a Jew.
936
00:43:47,957 --> 00:43:49,048
Jesus was Jewish?
937
00:43:49,131 --> 00:43:50,152
King of the Jews.
938
00:43:50,238 --> 00:43:51,507
King of the Jews!
939
00:43:51,590 --> 00:43:52,824
Yeah, at first, maybe,
940
00:43:52,910 --> 00:43:54,410
but then he was Christian,
941
00:43:54,558 --> 00:43:55,793
because he was...
942
00:43:56,024 --> 00:43:57,715
Well, because he was Christ,
943
00:43:57,985 --> 00:44:01,962
so he was the first Christ-ian.
944
00:44:07,316 --> 00:44:09,173
How do I look?
945
00:44:09,446 --> 00:44:11,269
You want the truth?
946
00:44:11,899 --> 00:44:13,254
Hey, if you're looking
to build
947
00:44:13,340 --> 00:44:14,632
your post-vasectomy stamina,
948
00:44:14,715 --> 00:44:16,652
lugging that fucker around
oughta do it.
949
00:44:20,125 --> 00:44:21,535
Kevin?
950
00:44:23,965 --> 00:44:25,257
The hell is that?
951
00:44:25,340 --> 00:44:26,757
I think it's your pants.
952
00:44:33,470 --> 00:44:34,802
Hey.
953
00:44:34,888 --> 00:44:36,597
I'm glad to see you here.
954
00:44:36,980 --> 00:44:38,746
- Hi.
- Hi.
955
00:44:39,707 --> 00:44:40,998
Thanks.
956
00:44:43,757 --> 00:44:45,965
Uh, how's, uh, life at Patsy's?
957
00:44:46,048 --> 00:44:47,926
Eh, same old shit.
958
00:44:48,012 --> 00:44:49,840
Lily ran off with her boyfriend
to Portland,
959
00:44:49,923 --> 00:44:52,215
oh, and Juan...
he got picked up by ICE
960
00:44:52,347 --> 00:44:54,097
when he showed up at court
for a DUI.
961
00:44:54,298 --> 00:44:57,574
Shit.
Well, he's got a family, right?
962
00:44:57,660 --> 00:44:59,597
Yeah.
Couple of kids.
963
00:45:02,002 --> 00:45:03,316
Oh, I wouldn't.
964
00:45:03,650 --> 00:45:05,754
Coffee
at this meeting is shit.
965
00:45:13,134 --> 00:45:16,707
You might want
to check out Al-Anon
966
00:45:16,793 --> 00:45:18,048
if you're not sure about AA.
967
00:45:18,262 --> 00:45:19,699
Couple of us go to both.
968
00:45:19,793 --> 00:45:22,207
It's for people who have
family members who are drunks.
969
00:45:22,296 --> 00:45:23,588
There's a flyer over there
970
00:45:23,674 --> 00:45:25,090
with the rest
of the literature.
971
00:45:25,173 --> 00:45:27,090
♪ Melancholy rock music ♪
972
00:45:27,173 --> 00:45:28,423
I'll check it out.
973
00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:32,006
Keep coming.
974
00:45:32,090 --> 00:45:33,715
It works.
975
00:45:39,255 --> 00:45:42,129
♪ Jaunty music ♪
976
00:45:43,340 --> 00:45:44,730
Hey.
977
00:45:45,113 --> 00:45:46,738
How you feeling?
978
00:45:48,785 --> 00:45:50,761
Boy, it was a mess in there.
979
00:45:50,847 --> 00:45:52,519
Took six plates
and 18 screws,
980
00:45:52,605 --> 00:45:54,332
but I think we got
Humpty Dumpty
981
00:45:54,418 --> 00:45:55,629
put back together again.
982
00:45:55,715 --> 00:45:57,757
- Pain.
- To be expected,
983
00:45:57,840 --> 00:45:59,910
but pain is your friend, okay?
984
00:45:59,996 --> 00:46:01,105
It's the body's way
of letting you know
985
00:46:01,191 --> 00:46:03,440
it needs time to rest
and to heal.
986
00:46:04,090 --> 00:46:05,173
Drugs.
987
00:46:05,257 --> 00:46:06,988
Drugs.
988
00:46:09,914 --> 00:46:11,206
Yeah.
989
00:46:11,738 --> 00:46:13,048
How'd it go?
990
00:46:13,329 --> 00:46:14,629
Uh, great.
991
00:46:14,715 --> 00:46:16,796
It was a distal
intra-articular fracture.
992
00:46:16,882 --> 00:46:18,549
Uh, extended up
into the femoral shaft.
993
00:46:18,632 --> 00:46:19,874
Difficult separating
the lateral...
994
00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:22,390
Yeah, that's wonderful.
When can we boot his ass out?
995
00:46:22,868 --> 00:46:24,609
Discharge him
from the hospital?
996
00:46:24,695 --> 00:46:25,757
Tonight, perhaps?
997
00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:27,632
Admin is refusing him a bed.
998
00:46:27,715 --> 00:46:29,031
Drugs!
999
00:46:29,281 --> 00:46:30,648
In the past 15 years,
1000
00:46:30,734 --> 00:46:31,851
Mr. Gallagher has run up
1001
00:46:31,937 --> 00:46:33,173
over $85,000
1002
00:46:33,257 --> 00:46:35,131
in unpaid bills
at this hospital alone,
1003
00:46:35,215 --> 00:46:37,195
not to mention another $32,000
1004
00:46:37,281 --> 00:46:38,851
in outpatient services.
1005
00:46:39,117 --> 00:46:40,796
But he's facing
three to six months
1006
00:46:40,882 --> 00:46:43,429
of recovery.
Rehab, physical therapy...
1007
00:46:43,561 --> 00:46:45,804
So we're agreed.
Tonight, then?
1008
00:46:45,890 --> 00:46:47,006
He's still too weak.
1009
00:46:47,090 --> 00:46:48,859
I need drugs!
1010
00:46:49,339 --> 00:46:50,964
More drugs!
1011
00:46:51,369 --> 00:46:53,187
He seems
to be regaining
1012
00:46:53,273 --> 00:46:54,585
his strength.
1013
00:46:56,132 --> 00:46:58,648
Just pump him full
of IV antibiotics
1014
00:46:58,734 --> 00:47:00,671
and schedule a follow-up.
Send him home
1015
00:47:00,757 --> 00:47:02,710
with 20 Oxy.
He'll be happy as a clam.
1016
00:47:02,796 --> 00:47:04,788
Not to worry, doctor.
1017
00:47:04,890 --> 00:47:06,992
Only two things will be left
roaming the Earth
1018
00:47:07,078 --> 00:47:08,495
after the next apocalypse:
1019
00:47:08,581 --> 00:47:11,080
cockroaches
and Frank Gallagher.
1020
00:47:14,715 --> 00:47:17,554
Pain.
I'm feeling pain.
1021
00:47:25,896 --> 00:47:27,062
Hey.
1022
00:47:27,148 --> 00:47:28,288
Hi.
1023
00:47:42,427 --> 00:47:43,726
That dinner?
1024
00:47:45,059 --> 00:47:46,226
Yeah.
1025
00:47:46,465 --> 00:47:47,923
Wasn't much in there.
1026
00:47:51,674 --> 00:47:52,799
A baby?
1027
00:47:53,076 --> 00:47:54,421
Maybe.
1028
00:47:57,649 --> 00:47:58,900
Wanna talk about it?
1029
00:47:59,007 --> 00:48:00,218
No.
1030
00:48:00,381 --> 00:48:01,465
Not really.
1031
00:48:04,340 --> 00:48:06,320
Sorry I missed the meeting
this morning.
1032
00:48:06,442 --> 00:48:08,734
I got stuck taking Frank
to the hospital.
1033
00:48:09,471 --> 00:48:11,554
You got to a meeting today,
though?
1034
00:48:11,715 --> 00:48:14,179
I did, over at the rec center.
1035
00:48:15,470 --> 00:48:16,781
Good.
1036
00:48:20,101 --> 00:48:21,585
What's that?
1037
00:48:22,468 --> 00:48:24,570
It's a Al-Anon flyer.
1038
00:48:24,699 --> 00:48:26,254
It's... I picked it up
at the meeting.
1039
00:48:26,340 --> 00:48:28,423
Twenty questions to see
if Al-Anon
1040
00:48:28,507 --> 00:48:29,881
could be right for you.
1041
00:48:29,965 --> 00:48:31,468
Yeah, how'd you do?
1042
00:48:31,554 --> 00:48:34,054
Perfect score.
Twenty out of 20.
1043
00:48:34,340 --> 00:48:36,215
"Have holidays or gatherings
1044
00:48:36,298 --> 00:48:39,048
ever been spoiled
by a loved one's drinking?"
1045
00:48:39,131 --> 00:48:40,390
Yeah.
1046
00:48:40,674 --> 00:48:42,131
"Have you ever called
the police
1047
00:48:42,215 --> 00:48:43,632
for fear of abuse?"
1048
00:48:43,715 --> 00:48:45,624
The best ones
are at the bottom.
1049
00:48:45,946 --> 00:48:48,999
"Do you feel more alive
in the midst of a crisis?"
1050
00:48:49,131 --> 00:48:50,320
Mm-hmm.
1051
00:48:50,674 --> 00:48:52,465
"Are you uneasy when your life
1052
00:48:52,549 --> 00:48:54,757
is going smoothly?"
Mm-hmm.
1053
00:48:54,898 --> 00:48:56,429
And my personal favorite:
1054
00:48:56,515 --> 00:48:58,296
"Do you care for others easily,
1055
00:48:58,382 --> 00:49:00,674
but find it difficult
to care for yourself?"
1056
00:49:02,964 --> 00:49:05,835
You might need to start going
to two groups a day now.
1057
00:49:06,326 --> 00:49:09,117
Yeah.
It's fucked up.
1058
00:49:11,063 --> 00:49:13,397
I was doing so well
for a while.
1059
00:49:13,730 --> 00:49:15,439
♪ Melancholy music ♪
1060
00:49:15,525 --> 00:49:17,567
I really thought
I had a chance.
1061
00:49:19,530 --> 00:49:21,273
You do have a chance.
1062
00:49:26,298 --> 00:49:28,421
I don't know
if I believe that anymore.
1063
00:49:32,710 --> 00:49:34,702
I don't know what happened.
1064
00:49:35,048 --> 00:49:38,257
It just all fell apart so fast.
1065
00:49:45,171 --> 00:49:48,132
I don't really know
what I'm supposed to do now.
1066
00:49:49,820 --> 00:49:52,179
Only thing you can do.
1067
00:49:53,340 --> 00:49:55,367
You get back up.
1068
00:49:56,624 --> 00:49:58,288
You start over.
1069
00:50:00,380 --> 00:50:01,531
It's that easy, huh?
1070
00:50:01,617 --> 00:50:04,288
No, it's fucking hard,
1071
00:50:04,935 --> 00:50:06,320
but you're strong.
1072
00:50:06,549 --> 00:50:08,468
♪ Slow rock music ♪
1073
00:50:08,775 --> 00:50:10,210
Are you sure?
1074
00:50:12,015 --> 00:50:13,421
Yeah.
1075
00:50:14,590 --> 00:50:16,374
I'm sure.
1076
00:50:27,254 --> 00:50:28,629
All right.
Shit.
1077
00:50:28,715 --> 00:50:30,726
I gotta go work.
1078
00:50:30,965 --> 00:50:32,398
Yeah, you got a new job?
1079
00:50:32,484 --> 00:50:33,874
Yeah.
1080
00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:36,218
Nights at the Valero.
1081
00:50:36,304 --> 00:50:38,962
Ho, ho!
Starting from the top, huh?
1082
00:50:39,156 --> 00:50:41,340
Hey, um,
did you ever find Liam today?
1083
00:50:41,423 --> 00:50:43,156
No, but Debbie was here
1084
00:50:43,242 --> 00:50:44,965
most of the day.
She might have.
1085
00:50:45,239 --> 00:50:46,327
All right.
1086
00:50:47,092 --> 00:50:49,835
♪ Don't mean
I'm gonna let go ♪
1087
00:50:49,921 --> 00:50:52,460
♪ Not gonna lay down
die here ♪
1088
00:50:52,592 --> 00:50:55,085
♪ There's blood
still running ♪
1089
00:51:02,773 --> 00:51:04,006
One
of your sisters again?
1090
00:51:04,090 --> 00:51:05,882
Nope.
Brother.
1091
00:51:09,678 --> 00:51:12,261
- Is that Chris Rock?
- No.
1092
00:51:12,601 --> 00:51:14,840
Look, that lady's about
to shoot that dude in the head.
1093
00:51:14,923 --> 00:51:17,374
I'm going up now, Todd.
You boys don't forget
1094
00:51:17,460 --> 00:51:19,006
to brush your teeth
and say your prayers.
1095
00:51:19,195 --> 00:51:20,507
Yes, ma'am.
We won't.
1096
00:51:20,590 --> 00:51:22,173
Your services
are no longer needed...
1097
00:51:22,257 --> 00:51:23,465
Look.
1098
00:51:24,851 --> 00:51:26,867
- Oh!
- Oh, damn.
1099
00:51:33,257 --> 00:51:35,465
Keep this closed
and don't open it for anyone.
1100
00:51:36,827 --> 00:51:38,398
One inch thick.
Can stop a shotgun
1101
00:51:38,484 --> 00:51:40,015
at point-blank range.
1102
00:51:40,465 --> 00:51:41,695
Does it need to?
1103
00:51:41,781 --> 00:51:43,585
Hasn't happened
in a couple years.
1104
00:51:43,695 --> 00:51:45,820
If you have to pee,
wait till no one's in the store,
1105
00:51:45,906 --> 00:51:48,129
come out, lock the front,
and then do your business.
1106
00:51:48,215 --> 00:51:50,355
No lunch break,
but owner doesn't mind
1107
00:51:50,441 --> 00:51:51,613
if you eat a burrito
1108
00:51:51,699 --> 00:51:53,058
or whatever.
1109
00:51:53,144 --> 00:51:54,261
You got it?
1110
00:51:54,347 --> 00:51:55,632
Yeah, I think so.
1111
00:51:55,715 --> 00:51:56,840
Darian comes in at 6:00.
1112
00:51:56,923 --> 00:51:59,262
He's late sometimes,
but he'll show.
1113
00:52:00,296 --> 00:52:03,519
♪ I'm taking my time
before this life ends ♪
1114
00:52:03,605 --> 00:52:06,543
♪ I've been giving
everything ♪
1115
00:52:06,715 --> 00:52:08,402
♪ I'm taking my time ♪
1116
00:52:08,488 --> 00:52:10,862
♪ Before this life ends ♪
1117
00:52:17,785 --> 00:52:21,738
♪ I've been giving
everything I love ♪
1118
00:52:24,129 --> 00:52:25,574
♪ It's so good ♪
1119
00:52:27,848 --> 00:52:29,941
Hey.
The fuck's wrong with you?
1120
00:52:30,066 --> 00:52:31,472
Leave me alone, Carl.
1121
00:52:31,641 --> 00:52:36,215
♪ Silly self-made man ♪
1122
00:52:37,504 --> 00:52:43,316
♪ Got 18 castles
in the sand ♪
1123
00:52:43,510 --> 00:52:47,277
♪ Without a love
it's no good ♪
1124
00:52:47,363 --> 00:52:52,097
♪ It's no good ♪
1125
00:52:54,088 --> 00:52:55,832
She doesn't love me.
1126
00:52:56,215 --> 00:52:57,496
Who?
1127
00:52:58,043 --> 00:52:59,816
Kelly.
1128
00:53:00,771 --> 00:53:03,465
I tried to kiss her,
and she...
1129
00:53:04,715 --> 00:53:07,504
♪ rustic music ♪
1130
00:53:07,746 --> 00:53:10,371
Why can't anyone ever love me?
1131
00:53:10,510 --> 00:53:12,738
Come on.
That's not true.
1132
00:53:13,136 --> 00:53:14,558
It is.
1133
00:53:14,793 --> 00:53:16,183
Franny loves you.
1134
00:53:16,339 --> 00:53:18,381
That doesn't fucking count.
1135
00:53:22,257 --> 00:53:24,043
Someone shot at me today.
1136
00:53:24,298 --> 00:53:25,340
What?
1137
00:53:25,426 --> 00:53:27,199
Yeah, at work.
1138
00:53:27,382 --> 00:53:29,082
I fucked him up.
1139
00:53:29,865 --> 00:53:31,032
The cops come?
1140
00:53:31,140 --> 00:53:34,222
Yeah.
Said I did a good job,
1141
00:53:34,308 --> 00:53:36,090
but probably should've
just given him the money.
1142
00:53:36,173 --> 00:53:38,090
It was only, like, 120 bucks.
1143
00:53:39,699 --> 00:53:42,378
No shit.
You don't want
1144
00:53:42,464 --> 00:53:44,762
to take a bullet
for Captain Bob.
1145
00:53:45,363 --> 00:53:47,121
Guess I just kind of went crazy
on the dude
1146
00:53:47,238 --> 00:53:49,340
after Kelly broke up with me,
1147
00:53:49,423 --> 00:53:52,613
and getting that rejection
letter from West Point.
1148
00:53:53,881 --> 00:53:55,644
You got a letter
from West Point?
1149
00:53:56,006 --> 00:53:57,402
Yeah.
1150
00:53:58,006 --> 00:54:00,097
Didn't even make it past
the first cut.
1151
00:54:00,379 --> 00:54:05,212
♪ My moves
are a never-ending smile ♪
1152
00:54:05,298 --> 00:54:06,798
Sorry.
1153
00:54:07,257 --> 00:54:08,340
Yeah.
1154
00:54:08,529 --> 00:54:09,860
Me, too.
1155
00:54:11,006 --> 00:54:13,165
You know you'll find somebody.
1156
00:54:13,696 --> 00:54:15,321
You think so?
1157
00:54:15,407 --> 00:54:17,173
Yeah, definitely.
1158
00:54:17,654 --> 00:54:20,363
Kelly's a bitch.
She likes to break hearts.
1159
00:54:20,510 --> 00:54:21,801
She is a bitch.
1160
00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:25,806
Yeah, we should go
fuck her up.
1161
00:54:26,088 --> 00:54:28,524
She'd kick both our asses.
1162
00:54:32,988 --> 00:54:35,040
I'm glad you didn't get shot.
1163
00:54:35,590 --> 00:54:38,001
Yeah, me too.
1164
00:54:43,715 --> 00:54:46,674
♪ Rock music ♪
1165
00:54:49,757 --> 00:54:51,131
Is that Jesus?
1166
00:54:59,840 --> 00:55:01,306
Here you go.
1167
00:55:01,704 --> 00:55:03,363
Thanks.
1168
00:55:14,801 --> 00:55:16,048
Fiona?
1169
00:55:18,134 --> 00:55:20,110
Holy fuck.
1170
00:55:21,975 --> 00:55:23,228
Hi, Max.
1171
00:55:25,752 --> 00:55:27,251
$8.52.
1172
00:55:29,474 --> 00:55:30,931
How've you been?
1173
00:55:33,321 --> 00:55:34,590
I've been better.
1174
00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:35,931
Yeah.
1175
00:55:38,343 --> 00:55:40,564
Uh, listen,
I was meaning to call you.
1176
00:55:40,728 --> 00:55:43,259
The zoning on that lot you're
a partner in got approved.
1177
00:55:43,374 --> 00:55:46,001
Looks like the nursing
home's still gonna purchase it.
1178
00:55:46,335 --> 00:55:48,071
You know, we still have
some due diligence to do,
1179
00:55:48,157 --> 00:55:51,491
but should close the next six,
maybe 12 months.
1180
00:55:52,727 --> 00:55:54,852
And can I get 50 bucks on six?
1181
00:55:54,968 --> 00:55:56,259
Uh...
1182
00:55:59,257 --> 00:56:00,720
I don't remember
exactly how much
1183
00:56:00,806 --> 00:56:01,798
you have in the partnership.
1184
00:56:01,884 --> 00:56:03,618
Something around $90,000?
1185
00:56:04,519 --> 00:56:05,939
S... $100,000.
1186
00:56:09,181 --> 00:56:11,306
What if I bought you out now?
1187
00:56:13,337 --> 00:56:14,671
- What?
- Yeah.
1188
00:56:14,757 --> 00:56:16,018
That way, you don't have to
wait a year
1189
00:56:16,104 --> 00:56:18,050
for your money,
and I don't haveto waste my time
1190
00:56:18,136 --> 00:56:19,446
hunting down your next of kin
1191
00:56:19,532 --> 00:56:21,815
after you get shot selling
cheap wine out of this box.
1192
00:56:23,965 --> 00:56:25,549
Still have
the same phone number?
1193
00:56:25,632 --> 00:56:26,674
Yeah.
1194
00:56:26,757 --> 00:56:28,245
Good.
1195
00:56:29,873 --> 00:56:32,128
I'll call you in the morning.
We'll get it done.
1196
00:56:37,090 --> 00:56:38,229
♪ Rock music ♪
1197
00:56:50,173 --> 00:56:52,800
♪ I wake up ♪
1198
00:56:53,090 --> 00:56:56,323
♪ Waiting for you ♪
1199
00:56:56,671 --> 00:56:58,504
♪ I try ♪
1200
00:57:00,280 --> 00:57:02,862
- Got it?
- Yup, I got this one.
1201
00:57:11,593 --> 00:57:13,001
Let's go.
1202
00:57:26,078 --> 00:57:27,285
Hello?
1203
00:57:32,316 --> 00:57:33,733
Hello!
1204
00:57:37,722 --> 00:57:39,124
Fuck.
1205
00:57:39,726 --> 00:57:44,679
♪ Wake up
waiting for you ♪
1206
00:57:46,217 --> 00:57:48,523
♪ I try hard ♪
1207
00:57:49,183 --> 00:57:50,183
♪ To start anew ♪
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