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This time, we can't make any mistakes.
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O, Yoy, flank to the center.
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Me and Can will stand by right here.
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Watch it. Don't let it dry.
The pork will stick to the pan.
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Begin the operation!
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Hi, ladies.
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-I heard you're internet icons.
-Because you eat like this.
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-We can't compete.
-But thanks anyway
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You gave us the credit.
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It's not yours. It's the captain's credit.
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You two are just...
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-wallpaper.
-Wallpaper, Fatty?
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Hey!
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-You'd better say my father's name.
-Sommai.
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-Sompong.
-That's my father.
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Take it easy.
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It's not work hours. Relax.
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Pluem, that's too relaxed. Get up.
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I'm Captain Jhet, these four's boss.
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Sergeant Can, Sergeant Yoyl,
Sergeant O...
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and sergeant Pluem.
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Captain. Have you seen this clip?
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This is the story of four fat sergeants.
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Let's start from the beginning.
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This is the beginning,
where it all started.
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Code two. 141 is following the criminal.
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Shit! Why now?
I was eating.
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-This is not the time! Give it to me.
-I'm hungry.
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This is not the time.
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You want some?
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I can't take it anymore.
You want to try me, yeah?
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Yoy, aim low.
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Shoot the tire.
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Drift like Vin Diesel. Shit!
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-What's wrong with the car?
-Maybe it's too heavy.
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Pluem, hurry.
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Can, come help us.
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It's because of you!
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What's that noise?
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Go, captain!
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OH! HOW CAN HE DO IT?
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The story of these four fatties
was filmed.
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It's been shared around so much,
it's become famous on the internet.
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In less than 24 hours,
it has over a million views.
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HILARIOUS
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RETURN MY TAX MONEY
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WHY DOES HE NOT USE DAIKYO?
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BIG LAUGH - COME ON
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Get them!
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Hurry!
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Left. Left. Go!
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WELCOME
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-Hey!
-Hey!
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A million views.
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FAT COP COLLAPSED AT THE SPIRIT HOUSE
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THAI COP WITH THIN WAIST
ROYAL THAI POLICE HEADQUARTERS
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I will not allow the police's image
to be tarnished like this anymore.
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"POTBELLY"
AN UNEXPECTED SILENT DANGER
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Within three months,
every cop in this station...
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must meet a standard waistline and weight.
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What counts as standard?
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How much?
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-Standard is standard.
-What if we can't do it?
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There's nothing Thai police can't do.
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I can't lick my elbow. Look.
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If anybody is really weak and can't do it,
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I have a friend who is a director
in border control.
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He said that he is currently looking
for more personnel.
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Right on cue.
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PHYSICAL FITNESS TEST FORM
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WEIGHT 102 KILOGRAMS
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WEIGHT 115 KILOGRAMS
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WEIGHT 97 KILOGRAMS
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Forty-four.
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Don't suck it in.
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Forty-six.
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Next.
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Can you lift up your shirt for me?
I'm worried it won't be precise.
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Don't you just love that?
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Why did he take off his shirt?
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Weak.
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Risk of heart disease, arthritis, diabetes
and high blood pressure. Don't pass.
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-I wish I could just die.
-Me too.
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Cholesterol 280. Sugar 120.
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Triglyceride 215. Uric 8.
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Creatinine 3.2
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-What is it?
-It's bad.
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-Are you all right?
-Yes.
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Take care.
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How about yours?
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PASS THE ASSESSMENT
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Captain. We want you to help us.
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Come in.
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What's it, Captain?
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I would like you to reconsider
the punishment for the project.
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Nothing to reconsider.
It's already been approved.
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But many policemen here are--
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Fat.
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-Many policemen here are--
-Fat.
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-Many policemen here are overweight.
-Fat.
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Okay. Many policemen here are fat,
but that doesn't mean they're ineffective.
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Captain, my decision is not
about effectiveness.
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It's about our image.
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Let's say we have two policemen.
One is fat, the other is firm.
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A lady gets her bag snatched.
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-Which one will she ask for help?
-Both of them.
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-It's clear.
-Is it cancelled?
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We have less than three months.
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What do we do now?
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First, you have to run.
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When I graduated,
five kilometers was easy.
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I'm gonna die.
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-Do we live in a wrong planet?
-What're you talking about?
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Haven't you heard?
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A hundred kilograms on earth
weighs only 38 kilograms on Mars.
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Watch your left!
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-He must be an alien.
-Who's that?
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Lieutenant Pao or the "Rock Pig.โ
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Plain-clothes officer with the highest
arrest numbers in the station.
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Do you drink engine oil?
He runs like a Formula One car.
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-Where's Pluem?
-Right.
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Over there. Slow like a turtle.
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We should go.
He will take a while.
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Watch your left!
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Mr. Captain America!
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Watch your left!
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-What's that?
-Who?
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Next, let's try competitive sports.
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Have you ever played this?
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How hard can it be?
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Run. Catch. Hit. Easy.
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Pluem, catch!
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Charge!
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Fuck!
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Go!
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Volleyball. No battle, no pain.
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-I still have another way.
-Enough!
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Is it good?
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LOST WEIGHT
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HOW TO LOSE WEIGHT IN THREE MONTHS
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Low calories. What should I have to eat?
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Pork leg with basil.
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Lots of skin.
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-Three fried eggs.
-Hey!
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Pluem, you ordered 4,000 calories
worth of food.
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HERBS FOR WEIGHT LOSE
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"Change a pig into a smart man.
Fast, precise. Reduce fat and calories.
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Take today, lose weight tomorrow.
Guaranteed by professional doctors."
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It's exaggerating.
Don't say you're going to take these.
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You took it.
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Can...
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Can...
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Can...
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Who is it?
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Can...
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Can...
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Can...
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Eat me.
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Eat me.
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Did you speak English?
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Eat me.
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Eat me. Eat me.
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Eat me. Eat me. Eat me.
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Eat me!
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-Why are you returning it?
-Pluem.
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What did you give us?
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-What happened?
-Your pill!
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Yoy...
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-Yoy.
-Who're you calling?
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You!
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-Me?
-Eat me.
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What does it mean?
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Eat me.
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I'm here.
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There's nothing to eat.
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-Eat me.
-Knuckle!
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-Ms. Knuckle.
-Delicious.
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You are overreacting.
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Enough, Pluem.
We hallucinated.
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I am fine.
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Are you sure you're fine?
You're vibrating like a telephone.
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Don't worry. I'm okay.
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You never remember!
You didn't unlock the safety.
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Right!
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What should we do about losing weight?
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Should we try intuition?
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No, I have been there. It's expensive.
I thought I bought a house.
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-The gym?
-No, the trainer always sells me courses.
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Nowadays,
they have hypnosis acupuncture.
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-Should we try that?
-Right.
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I'm afraid of needles.
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-What's to be scared of?
-How about eating parasites?
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When I was a kid, my neighbor had it.
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He got thinner.
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It's not a good thing.
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I haven't forgiven you about the pill.
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Why is it this hard?
We used to be thin.
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Back then, I could eat three pigs' legs.
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I didn't get fat. Perfect body.
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Now, I get fat just drinking water.
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Yes. Exercise for months...
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lose just two grams. Not fair.
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You three are better.
Since I got married,
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I've changed my clothes size
every three months. Waste of money.
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-Can't he wait? It's so noisy.
-Why do you put it on him?
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-When did you come?
-I heard.
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Who wants some bread?
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You idiot! You asked why he can't wait.
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I bought it this morning.
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Thank you. Do sane people
just walk around with bread on them?
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Is there anything else?
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You'll never make it in three months.
Do it my way.
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-Why do you want to help us?
-You remind me of someone.
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-Who is that?
-Me.
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When I was a kid,
nobody called me by my name.
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Everybody called me Kurobuta.
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Piggy Kurobuta!
Piggy Kurobuta!
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Kurobuta. Piggy.
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I can imagine.
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No matter how much they mocked me,
I never forgot my dream.
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To be a cop one day.
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What did you do to be here?
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-You mean handsome?
-I mean thin.
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Exercise and diet. Sounds simple,
but it's the only way to lose weight.
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Here?
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Yes, he shared the location with me.
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I SHARE WITH YOU A DOLPHIN
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Idiot! That's a dolphin. Are you crazy?
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Tan, are you sure? Last time...
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at the volleyball court...
I'm still hurting.
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Any other way?
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I told you to eat parasites.
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I told you we can't eat that.
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What are we doing here?
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I want to introduce someone.
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Hey, guy.
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For someone this beautiful,
I'm all in.
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Hey!
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It's okay.
It's okay. I'm used to it.
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This is Meen, the trainer
who will help you lose weight.
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I heard from Jhet that you only
have three months to lose 20 kilograms.
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As a trainer, I wouldn't recommend
losing that much weight so quickly.
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But given your situation...
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we might have to do itโฆ
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Hardcore.
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Yes.
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Diet schedule and exercise.
Meen will take care of it.
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For breakfast, two boiled eggs, 155 cal.
Thirteen grams of protein.
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For lunch, chicken breast, 187 calories.
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-Thirty-five grams of protein.
-This is difficult.
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Where can we eat?
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-Here!
-Yes, we can eat here.
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We're responsible for every meal
on the list, but there's one catch.
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Do not eat anything other than that.
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Okay. We should get started.
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Exercise.
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We'll begin with building muscle.
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Muscles help the fat burning process.
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When you have a better burning process,
you'll lose weight faster.
260
00:25:55,099 --> 00:25:57,750
This part will be Jhet's responsibility.
261
00:26:11,167 --> 00:26:12,917
Go on.
262
00:26:14,875 --> 00:26:16,000
Do your best.
263
00:26:17,417 --> 00:26:18,292
Push it up.
264
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,043
Hey!
265
00:26:39,042 --> 00:26:40,375
Hey! Hey! Hey!
266
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,417
Shit! I cheered you up.
267
00:26:46,018 --> 00:26:47,417
No need to repay me.
268
00:26:47,517 --> 00:26:50,958
Beside weight training,
you have to do cardio as well.
269
00:26:51,375 --> 00:26:52,958
Meen will take care of this.
270
00:26:57,046 --> 00:26:58,667
Let's get started.
271
00:27:10,583 --> 00:27:12,542
-Rookie.
-Hey!
272
00:27:12,958 --> 00:27:14,375
She's my type.
273
00:27:19,417 --> 00:27:23,417
Okay. Dance after me.
Count the rhythm.
274
00:27:28,417 --> 00:27:29,292
March.
275
00:27:34,250 --> 00:27:35,750
Five, six, seven, eight.
276
00:28:27,310 --> 00:28:30,792
-Why are you smiling?
-I know what you're thinking.
277
00:28:31,220 --> 00:28:32,833
You didn't blink once looking at her.
278
00:28:34,167 --> 00:28:37,583
-Looking at who?
-Meen.
279
00:28:38,910 --> 00:28:43,125
-Is she beautiful?
-Of course. She's smooth.
280
00:28:43,708 --> 00:28:47,292
-My wife is better.
-Boa View?
281
00:28:47,375 --> 00:28:50,750
-Take her to get checked for diabetes.
-Yoy. Don't say that.
282
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:54,708
Why? She's really big.
283
00:28:54,875 --> 00:28:57,458
-Like an elephant.
-Don't tease him.
284
00:28:57,816 --> 00:28:58,917
He loves his wife.
285
00:29:02,042 --> 00:29:04,583
And you love her, right?
286
00:29:09,375 --> 00:29:10,542
Okay.
287
00:29:10,957 --> 00:29:13,792
If you like her,
I won't stand in your way.
288
00:29:14,317 --> 00:29:17,000
So we don't have to fight.
289
00:29:17,502 --> 00:29:19,958
-Isn't Meen the captain's girl?
-Hey!
290
00:29:20,417 --> 00:29:23,667
She came with him.
Doesn't mean she's his.
291
00:29:24,625 --> 00:29:27,042
Are you sure? He's popular.
292
00:29:27,982 --> 00:29:31,000
Pluem, you think too highly of him.
293
00:29:31,383 --> 00:29:33,376
Is he better than us?
294
00:29:33,667 --> 00:29:37,583
Just more handsome, richer,
firmer and more reliable.
295
00:29:37,708 --> 00:29:40,917
Shit! Better in every way.
296
00:29:43,417 --> 00:29:46,542
But I don't think she's his girl.
297
00:29:48,647 --> 00:29:51,042
Do you really like her?
298
00:29:56,398 --> 00:30:00,542
-Aren't you going home?
-Jhet's still inside.
299
00:30:03,125 --> 00:30:06,875
You and he areโฆ
300
00:30:06,958 --> 00:30:08,417
No.
301
00:30:08,708 --> 00:30:10,750
We are siblings.
302
00:30:11,817 --> 00:30:13,917
How are you getting home?
303
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,708
You can go with Can.
He's going the same way.
304
00:30:18,042 --> 00:30:21,333
But I never told you where I live.
305
00:30:22,625 --> 00:30:25,167
-Where do you live?
-The condo--
306
00:30:25,292 --> 00:30:29,167
That's it. Same way.
You'll be safe with my friend.
307
00:30:33,500 --> 00:30:35,875
Shit! Walk in water like Bear Grylls.
308
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:58,292
Do you like cats?
309
00:31:01,236 --> 00:31:02,375
I'm their slave.
310
00:31:09,375 --> 00:31:10,583
Are you hitting on me?
311
00:31:13,625 --> 00:31:16,000
-Are you okay?
-I'm fine.
312
00:31:22,067 --> 00:31:25,358
Do you mind if I do?
313
00:31:32,875 --> 00:31:33,917
I'm here.
314
00:31:36,792 --> 00:31:37,667
Too close.
315
00:31:39,542 --> 00:31:42,250
-Thank you.
-My pleasure.
316
00:31:46,700 --> 00:31:49,283
See you tomorrow.
317
00:32:53,708 --> 00:32:55,042
Here!
318
00:32:58,125 --> 00:32:59,000
Hey!
319
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:21,417
We can't say much.
320
00:33:21,650 --> 00:33:24,858
We have some important information
but we won't reveal it now.
321
00:33:25,167 --> 00:33:26,583
For government benefit.
322
00:33:27,625 --> 00:33:30,625
-What's the situation?
-Money truck robbery.
323
00:33:30,958 --> 00:33:32,250
Two criminals.
324
00:33:32,644 --> 00:33:35,042
One used a gun to rob the money bag.
325
00:33:35,292 --> 00:33:38,167
Then he escaped on a bike
that the other one drove.
326
00:33:38,292 --> 00:33:40,167
Go ask more information from people here.
327
00:33:40,751 --> 00:33:43,534
See if anybody can give us the lead.
328
00:33:43,659 --> 00:33:44,584
Yes, sir.
329
00:33:45,059 --> 00:33:47,583
-What did you see?
-There were two robbers.
330
00:33:47,667 --> 00:33:48,542
No, three.
331
00:33:49,458 --> 00:33:52,750
-Then they escaped by the van.
-What van? Motorcycle.
332
00:33:52,857 --> 00:33:54,208
So, which was it, then?
333
00:33:55,250 --> 00:33:57,750
I don't know. I head from someone else.
334
00:34:00,420 --> 00:34:03,542
-Can I ask you some--
-No.
335
00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:05,375
-And if tonight--
-Guys.
336
00:34:06,305 --> 00:34:08,458
Can I ask you about this morning?
337
00:34:08,542 --> 00:34:10,500
Are you the cop from the clip?
338
00:34:11,892 --> 00:34:13,833
That's right. He's fatter in person.
339
00:34:16,750 --> 00:34:18,042
Can I take photos with you?
340
00:34:29,871 --> 00:34:32,125
-What do you want?
-Som tum.
341
00:34:32,333 --> 00:34:33,621
-Spicy or not?
-Spicy.
342
00:34:33,723 --> 00:34:34,917
-How many chilies?
-One.
343
00:34:35,042 --> 00:34:37,000
One is not spicy.
What do you want?
344
00:34:37,612 --> 00:34:39,417
-It's about a robbery.
-What robbery?
345
00:34:39,563 --> 00:34:41,125
-Money truck robbery.
-When?
346
00:34:41,292 --> 00:34:42,777
-This morning.
-How many robbers?
347
00:34:42,875 --> 00:34:44,000
-Two.
-How much did they get?
348
00:34:44,250 --> 00:34:45,875
-Five million.
-Thanks for the information.
349
00:34:45,989 --> 00:34:47,375
-Yes.
-Yeah.
350
00:34:50,792 --> 00:34:53,250
-Four as usual?
-No.
351
00:34:53,542 --> 00:34:56,293
I'm on a case.
Do you know anything about the robbery?
352
00:34:57,792 --> 00:35:02,135
I'm the one who robbed it.
I used an M16 to shoot.
353
00:35:03,833 --> 00:35:05,042
Then I used a shotgun.
354
00:35:07,911 --> 00:35:09,051
Not funny.
355
00:35:09,292 --> 00:35:12,521
I can tell you're stressed.
Relax with some barbecue?
356
00:35:12,688 --> 00:35:14,802
No, I'm on a diet.
357
00:35:19,163 --> 00:35:20,167
Here!
358
00:35:21,246 --> 00:35:24,146
-Yours.
-Have we forgotten something?
359
00:35:29,224 --> 00:35:31,821
I told you not to eat anything
not on that list.
360
00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:35,375
The more you eat, the more you exercise.
361
00:35:46,576 --> 00:35:47,708
Hey!
362
00:35:58,537 --> 00:36:01,993
I have to change the schedule
because of you.
363
00:36:02,671 --> 00:36:05,952
Did you know that Thai boxing
is the best cardio you can do?
364
00:36:06,127 --> 00:36:08,125
Are you teaching us to box?
365
00:36:08,413 --> 00:36:10,125
Not me. Over there.
366
00:36:16,292 --> 00:36:17,167
Where?
367
00:36:18,570 --> 00:36:19,589
So quiet.
368
00:36:25,471 --> 00:36:26,375
Who's that?
369
00:36:27,958 --> 00:36:29,319
My boxing coach.
370
00:36:30,458 --> 00:36:33,250
Can, go easy on her. Leave me some.
371
00:36:45,708 --> 00:36:46,883
He left you plenty.
372
00:37:01,250 --> 00:37:02,500
How good can you be?
373
00:37:11,354 --> 00:37:12,554
Time's up.
374
00:37:19,722 --> 00:37:23,583
-Come at me at the same time.
-Are you sure, coach?
375
00:37:24,107 --> 00:37:26,542
-Come on.
-Me first.
376
00:38:02,511 --> 00:38:06,754
That wasn't any good.
How are you going to catch criminals?
377
00:38:08,577 --> 00:38:11,750
If the criminal is this good,
I give up.
378
00:38:15,375 --> 00:38:17,792
We cannot make you the best
in the short time we have.
379
00:38:18,327 --> 00:38:20,792
So I'm going to teach you some easy moves
that will really work.
380
00:38:21,326 --> 00:38:23,267
If we are locked like this...
381
00:38:30,875 --> 00:38:31,917
Now you try.
382
00:38:46,069 --> 00:38:48,750
Can, switch with me.
I can't do it anymore.
383
00:38:53,250 --> 00:38:55,090
-Are you flexing?
-No.
384
00:39:08,542 --> 00:39:10,625
Yoy. How about tomorrow?
385
00:39:16,681 --> 00:39:20,505
-Tasteless.
-Hold it in for your health.
386
00:39:21,256 --> 00:39:24,918
Why don't we get fat
from eating vegetables?
387
00:39:25,750 --> 00:39:28,250
And why don't pigs' legs make us healthy?
388
00:39:28,917 --> 00:39:31,042
That would make the world a lot better.
389
00:39:35,842 --> 00:39:38,359
Pluem, don't eat snacks.
390
00:39:40,498 --> 00:39:42,200
Let me smell it.
391
00:39:44,333 --> 00:39:45,208
Pluem.
392
00:39:54,189 --> 00:39:55,375
You can't eat that.
393
00:39:57,736 --> 00:39:58,792
I'll take it.
394
00:40:02,193 --> 00:40:03,693
Come see me when you finish.
395
00:40:06,263 --> 00:40:08,958
-Do you want to deflate his tire?
-Yes.
396
00:40:11,625 --> 00:40:14,667
Thirteen seconds in.
This is something.
397
00:40:16,053 --> 00:40:17,708
The driver may be a part of it.
398
00:40:18,792 --> 00:40:22,458
I asked sergeant Big and Bank
to investigate and found nothing.
399
00:40:26,250 --> 00:40:28,375
Take a close look at the bike.
400
00:40:31,083 --> 00:40:34,208
The same one that robbed a gold shop.
401
00:40:34,831 --> 00:40:35,894
DETENTION ROOM
402
00:40:37,333 --> 00:40:40,908
Investigate that bike.
403
00:40:41,075 --> 00:40:42,367
Long time no see.
404
00:40:44,144 --> 00:40:45,403
Your friend?
405
00:40:46,578 --> 00:40:47,917
I thought he was yours.
406
00:40:49,625 --> 00:40:50,708
Who are you?
407
00:40:52,225 --> 00:40:56,017
Who am I? The cop that arrested you.
408
00:40:58,306 --> 00:41:00,667
-Get in.
-Easy.
409
00:41:02,875 --> 00:41:04,625
He was handsome.
410
00:41:06,167 --> 00:41:09,167
That's captain Jhet.
We were in a car.
411
00:41:09,292 --> 00:41:12,412
We couldn't get over the bridge,
then we slid down, crashed and fell--
412
00:41:12,487 --> 00:41:14,866
O, stop talking.
413
00:41:24,250 --> 00:41:25,125
How can we help?
414
00:41:29,542 --> 00:41:30,750
It's not clear.
415
00:41:31,625 --> 00:41:34,917
But I do know that pipe.
416
00:41:35,958 --> 00:41:39,417
Only two persons have it.
One is me.
417
00:41:40,073 --> 00:41:42,333
The other is Pong.
418
00:41:43,250 --> 00:41:45,500
Otherwise known as...
419
00:41:46,375 --> 00:41:47,687
Pong Double Pipe.
420
00:41:47,948 --> 00:41:50,417
And do you know where we can find him?
421
00:41:57,042 --> 00:41:59,000
Hi. What's up?
422
00:41:59,167 --> 00:42:02,292
Show it.
423
00:42:03,125 --> 00:42:04,506
PAO - FOUND HIM
424
00:42:18,917 --> 00:42:19,792
Enter.
425
00:42:28,375 --> 00:42:29,333
Don't move.
426
00:42:34,667 --> 00:42:37,333
Captain, which one is Pong Double Pipe?
427
00:42:39,333 --> 00:42:40,458
Who is Pong Double Pipe?
428
00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:50,583
-Shit! He's gone.
-Get him alive.
429
00:42:52,708 --> 00:42:55,542
Don't move. Stop.
430
00:43:05,489 --> 00:43:06,458
Stop!
431
00:43:35,375 --> 00:43:36,250
Stop.
432
00:43:42,583 --> 00:43:45,292
Is he with the running club? So fast.
433
00:43:47,798 --> 00:43:49,292
Can you do it harder?
434
00:43:51,208 --> 00:43:52,745
Yeah! Good.
435
00:43:56,144 --> 00:43:57,375
Too hard!
436
00:44:17,693 --> 00:44:18,667
-Hey!
-Hey!
437
00:45:15,679 --> 00:45:16,554
Hi.
438
00:45:18,961 --> 00:45:20,250
Are you tired, Fatty?
439
00:45:39,958 --> 00:45:42,333
Why am I looking at this?
I don't know anything.
440
00:45:43,458 --> 00:45:47,458
Two motorcycle professionals
said that these are the same bike.
441
00:45:48,353 --> 00:45:50,917
Same model and design.
442
00:45:51,542 --> 00:45:54,333
The tire marks also match your bike.
443
00:46:00,500 --> 00:46:01,792
It's not mine.
444
00:46:03,218 --> 00:46:04,542
I don't know whose it is.
445
00:46:12,750 --> 00:46:14,750
Are you sure it's not yours?
446
00:46:17,750 --> 00:46:18,625
Yes.
447
00:46:26,661 --> 00:46:28,125
Are you sure?
448
00:46:38,767 --> 00:46:39,767
Anything to say?
449
00:46:50,875 --> 00:46:53,583
I give up. I'll talk. I did it.
450
00:46:53,667 --> 00:46:57,125
He paid me to drive.
I robbed it. Don't smash my pipe!
451
00:47:07,364 --> 00:47:08,456
NAME - MR. PREMSAK RAKJINGJAI
452
00:47:13,250 --> 00:47:19,458
We have three people.
Me, the thief and the boss.
453
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:22,022
I don't know him.
But I can give you the robber's name.
454
00:47:22,122 --> 00:47:23,458
-ARMED ROBBERY
-BRAWL ASSAULT
455
00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:24,958
His name is Khem.
456
00:47:26,883 --> 00:47:28,697
Focus on getting Khem first.
457
00:47:28,875 --> 00:47:30,750
The problem is we don't know where he is.
458
00:47:31,250 --> 00:47:34,042
But I asked Big and Bank
to find their address.
459
00:47:36,167 --> 00:47:39,000
-What do we do?
-Stay where you are.
460
00:47:39,167 --> 00:47:40,733
Let the professionals handle it.
461
00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:43,730
Are you looking for a fight,
talking like this?
462
00:47:43,855 --> 00:47:47,720
-You want some?
-Enough. You deal with the weight first.
463
00:47:48,292 --> 00:47:50,417
I'll let you know if anything comes up.
464
00:47:57,375 --> 00:47:59,775
Do you think he doesn't want us
on the case?
465
00:48:00,050 --> 00:48:02,208
O, you're over thinking.
466
00:48:02,792 --> 00:48:06,403
We're the ones who caught Pong.
467
00:48:07,001 --> 00:48:08,417
It's not our doing.
468
00:48:08,958 --> 00:48:11,167
To be honest,
if the Rock Pig hadn't turned up,
469
00:48:12,250 --> 00:48:14,000
how would we have arrested him?
470
00:48:15,608 --> 00:48:19,333
What's wrong with you?
We can prove to him
471
00:48:19,541 --> 00:48:22,083
that we are the real deal.
472
00:48:23,250 --> 00:48:26,167
-How?
-Get fit.
473
00:48:27,321 --> 00:48:31,083
When I couldn't run after Pong,
I was disappointed with myself.
474
00:48:32,327 --> 00:48:36,542
The bad guy was in front of me,
but I couldn't catch him.
475
00:48:38,708 --> 00:48:43,583
I was wondering why I couldn't get fit
and get better.
476
00:48:48,816 --> 00:48:50,042
Let's get fit!
477
00:48:55,838 --> 00:48:59,375
Don't be so quiet.
478
00:49:05,047 --> 00:49:08,042
Good. You guys go on.
I'll support you.
479
00:49:08,375 --> 00:49:09,917
Pluem, what's up with you?
480
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:45,917
Wait.
481
00:49:50,750 --> 00:49:52,250
Come.
482
00:49:52,417 --> 00:49:53,750
Come here.
483
00:50:11,542 --> 00:50:12,417
Hey!
484
00:50:19,792 --> 00:50:22,000
Can't you move it? It's easy.
485
00:51:29,583 --> 00:51:30,917
Hey!
486
00:51:58,958 --> 00:52:02,417
Please welcome our four men.
487
00:52:13,417 --> 00:52:14,458
You're better at dancing.
488
00:52:15,750 --> 00:52:18,500
-What?
-You're better at dancing.
489
00:52:19,740 --> 00:52:20,917
I have a good coach.
490
00:52:26,208 --> 00:52:29,500
Can I ask you how do you become a cop?
491
00:52:29,917 --> 00:52:32,583
-Why?
-You're overweight.
492
00:52:33,167 --> 00:52:36,333
Shy and weak. Bad at fighting.
493
00:52:36,625 --> 00:52:41,125
-Can't stand straight. Eat too much.
-Enough, Meen. I get it.
494
00:52:45,911 --> 00:52:49,042
-So why become a cop?
-I don't know.
495
00:52:50,328 --> 00:52:54,583
-Why do you ask?
-People around me dislikes cops.
496
00:52:54,954 --> 00:52:56,958
Especially my father.
497
00:52:58,368 --> 00:52:59,583
Maybe he's a bad guy.
498
00:53:01,125 --> 00:53:04,292
Does he sell illegal stuff?
Or move duty free gear?
499
00:53:05,208 --> 00:53:06,375
Not that!
500
00:53:09,063 --> 00:53:09,981
I'm kidding.
501
00:53:12,570 --> 00:53:13,542
I'm used to it.
502
00:53:15,042 --> 00:53:17,042
People hate cops.
503
00:53:17,708 --> 00:53:21,042
But when they're in trouble,
it's only cops who come to help.
504
00:53:24,905 --> 00:53:26,335
Some people like cops.
505
00:53:27,917 --> 00:53:31,292
Because some cops... are cute.
506
00:53:52,708 --> 00:53:55,208
Fuck. You danced into me.
507
00:53:55,917 --> 00:53:57,750
We are in a club.
508
00:53:58,208 --> 00:54:00,708
-It happens, bro.
-Who's your bro, fatty?
509
00:54:01,792 --> 00:54:03,458
-Fuck.
-Easy, Yoy.
510
00:54:06,509 --> 00:54:07,917
Coward.
511
00:54:08,333 --> 00:54:09,750
Big body but a small heart.
512
00:54:10,333 --> 00:54:12,542
Go back to your pigpen.
I can smell the fat.
513
00:54:13,708 --> 00:54:16,917
Burning smell. Must be his fat.
514
00:54:18,958 --> 00:54:21,391
-Fuck you.
-Shit.
515
00:54:25,750 --> 00:54:26,917
Go home.
516
00:54:28,708 --> 00:54:30,417
That's it.
517
00:54:30,625 --> 00:54:31,917
Beer is here.
518
00:54:37,125 --> 00:54:39,042
I'm shot.
519
00:54:39,708 --> 00:54:44,125
Call the police.
520
00:54:44,824 --> 00:54:49,167
Next time, I'll shoot the one
with the camera, first.
521
00:54:49,917 --> 00:54:51,792
The victim is threatening to sue us.
522
00:54:52,708 --> 00:54:53,958
And if he does...
523
00:54:54,708 --> 00:54:56,958
our image will be damaged.
524
00:54:57,208 --> 00:55:00,052
-Director, he had a knife--
-Enough.
525
00:55:00,443 --> 00:55:01,958
I don't want any excuses.
526
00:55:03,536 --> 00:55:07,792
You'll be investigated
and suspended indefinitely.
527
00:55:08,083 --> 00:55:13,911
Director, please reconsider.
Lately, they've been doing great.
528
00:55:14,127 --> 00:55:15,250
Captain.
529
00:55:15,971 --> 00:55:18,598
This is mercy.
530
00:55:19,618 --> 00:55:20,792
You too.
531
00:55:21,666 --> 00:55:24,000
Focus on the case.
532
00:55:29,581 --> 00:55:30,750
Give me the gun.
533
00:55:32,542 --> 00:55:35,250
That way, you can't shoot anyone.
Then you can go.
534
00:55:50,167 --> 00:55:51,042
Sergeant.
535
00:56:12,125 --> 00:56:13,000
Please.
536
00:56:19,541 --> 00:56:21,000
Another thing.
537
00:56:22,667 --> 00:56:27,667
If you don't lose weight,
I won't just transfer you guys.
538
00:56:29,292 --> 00:56:31,750
I'll fire you.
539
00:56:34,250 --> 00:56:37,917
What was that? I paid for that gun.
540
00:56:38,612 --> 00:56:39,958
Don't worry too much.
541
00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:43,169
I've seen your improvement.
542
00:56:43,772 --> 00:56:47,078
Tomorrow, the weight loss results
will be good.
543
00:56:47,293 --> 00:56:48,625
Next.
544
00:57:17,292 --> 00:57:18,625
GREAT IMPROVEMENT
545
00:57:23,625 --> 00:57:26,000
We may actually make it.
546
00:57:43,831 --> 00:57:44,708
NO IMPROVEMENT
547
00:57:47,833 --> 00:57:48,958
Great improvement.
548
00:58:04,081 --> 00:58:06,125
Why Can is the only one?
549
00:58:06,833 --> 00:58:08,750
You followed the schedule, didn't you?
550
00:58:11,083 --> 00:58:13,299
Didn't you?
551
00:58:14,583 --> 00:58:15,792
I confess.
552
00:58:16,750 --> 00:58:18,458
I didn't follow it.
553
00:58:18,607 --> 00:58:19,583
What?
554
00:58:20,793 --> 00:58:21,958
I can't sleep.
555
00:58:47,900 --> 00:58:49,100
The whole pack?
556
00:58:49,792 --> 00:58:52,000
-I'm sorry.
-Yoy, why did you do that?
557
00:58:52,250 --> 00:58:54,417
Shut it, O. You too.
558
00:58:56,708 --> 00:58:58,708
You don't love me anymore.
559
00:58:59,625 --> 00:59:01,958
You don't eat my meals.
560
00:59:03,125 --> 00:59:06,875
I have to lose my weight.
561
00:59:07,235 --> 00:59:08,250
That's right.
562
00:59:09,292 --> 00:59:11,500
You will run off with someone else.
563
00:59:28,364 --> 00:59:29,458
And you, Pluem?
564
00:59:31,104 --> 00:59:32,208
I was hungry.
565
00:59:33,542 --> 00:59:36,250
Pluem, don't you have anything to say?
566
00:59:37,987 --> 00:59:41,750
Haven't you heard?
Exercise but not diet won't help.
567
00:59:43,667 --> 00:59:45,012
You'll just be a strong pig.
568
00:59:49,792 --> 00:59:53,042
Captain, sorry to disappoint you.
569
00:59:54,317 --> 00:59:57,769
You don't have to say sorry.
No matter how much I help,
570
00:59:58,182 --> 00:59:59,772
if you don't help yourselves...
571
01:00:00,958 --> 01:00:02,208
You can't win over yourselves.
572
01:00:03,250 --> 01:00:04,750
Everything I do is useless.
573
01:00:16,167 --> 01:00:17,042
Let's do this.
574
01:00:17,708 --> 01:00:18,583
What?
575
01:00:19,768 --> 01:00:21,292
We have two months left.
576
01:00:21,625 --> 01:00:24,833
If you start your diet now,
we can do it.
577
01:00:27,750 --> 01:00:30,208
-Are you giving up?
-Can...
578
01:00:30,690 --> 01:00:33,875
Two months, 20 kilograms.
Who can do that?
579
01:00:34,083 --> 01:00:36,625
Besides, I'm bored.
580
01:00:37,158 --> 01:00:39,292
I love eating. What's wrong with that?
581
01:00:39,875 --> 01:00:41,292
I know. I love it too.
582
01:00:42,097 --> 01:00:43,750
But it's temporary happiness.
583
01:00:44,680 --> 01:00:46,375
Aren't you bored seeing fit men?
584
01:00:46,652 --> 01:00:48,708
Or seeing clothes you like,
but can't wear?
585
01:00:49,542 --> 01:00:51,352
Or people thinking you're a clown?
586
01:00:53,217 --> 01:00:55,417
Trust me. I followed the schedule.
587
01:00:56,250 --> 01:01:00,125
In one month, I lost seven kilograms.
If I can do it, you can too.
588
01:01:00,812 --> 01:01:03,142
Can, you know what?
589
01:01:03,742 --> 01:01:07,375
You're acting like people on the internet,
showing off when you can do it.
590
01:01:08,042 --> 01:01:11,372
I hate those people.
591
01:01:11,966 --> 01:01:13,708
I'm just trying to be supportive.
592
01:01:13,917 --> 01:01:18,097
Supportive? To be honest, Can,
if you weren't hitting on Meen,
593
01:01:18,456 --> 01:01:20,750
-you'd be just like us.
-Why did you say that?
594
01:01:20,917 --> 01:01:23,306
-You're the one who told me to.
-Can, enough.
595
01:01:23,458 --> 01:01:25,580
We don't have any power anymore.
596
01:01:25,750 --> 01:01:27,667
Do you want to be fat forever?
597
01:01:32,182 --> 01:01:38,349
You know what? That word hurts less
when others say it.
598
01:02:10,542 --> 01:02:11,417
Can.
599
01:02:16,083 --> 01:02:18,000
-Can.
-Yes?
600
01:02:18,961 --> 01:02:20,875
Are you alright? You seem distracted.
601
01:02:21,932 --> 01:02:23,042
A little.
602
01:02:26,054 --> 01:02:27,083
You argued?
603
01:02:29,625 --> 01:02:32,625
I was wrong. I shouldn't have said that.
604
01:02:34,060 --> 01:02:36,708
Fighting like children.
605
01:02:38,708 --> 01:02:39,583
This is serious.
606
01:02:41,208 --> 01:02:42,625
I know.
607
01:02:47,750 --> 01:02:53,500
I envy you, having such close friends.
608
01:02:55,655 --> 01:02:57,173
Maybe we've been friends too long.
609
01:02:59,002 --> 01:03:00,375
Since Police Academy.
610
01:03:02,583 --> 01:03:03,625
We've been through a lot.
611
01:03:06,542 --> 01:03:10,333
I was in trouble and they saved me.
612
01:03:19,484 --> 01:03:20,708
You beat him?
613
01:03:21,292 --> 01:03:23,125
He broke into my house.
614
01:03:23,421 --> 01:03:24,446
-Terrible.
-Him?
615
01:03:24,792 --> 01:03:26,625
-You.
-Me?
616
01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:36,621
They might be bad
but they're your friends.
617
01:04:11,167 --> 01:04:12,042
Hey, guys.
618
01:04:19,116 --> 01:04:21,625
I'm sorry about yesterday.
619
01:04:27,993 --> 01:04:29,167
I know I was wrong.
620
01:04:30,652 --> 01:04:32,578
I'm sorry I talked to you like that.
621
01:04:34,121 --> 01:04:35,417
I used to be fat too.
622
01:04:39,918 --> 01:04:41,042
I'll buy you some barbecue.
623
01:04:44,958 --> 01:04:45,833
Or Shabu.
624
01:04:50,590 --> 01:04:51,542
MK Gold.
625
01:04:57,375 --> 01:05:00,217
Please go with me.
626
01:05:01,042 --> 01:05:02,083
Just one meal.
627
01:05:08,708 --> 01:05:10,708
You're mad at me
because I called you fat.
628
01:05:12,247 --> 01:05:13,333
Say something back.
629
01:05:14,667 --> 01:05:16,917
Curse me. Punch me.
Make it even.
630
01:05:18,087 --> 01:05:19,250
Don't be silent like this.
631
01:05:25,625 --> 01:05:27,917
Fine! I'll do it.
632
01:05:31,750 --> 01:05:32,625
I'm sorry.
633
01:05:34,745 --> 01:05:35,833
Are you happy?
634
01:05:39,302 --> 01:05:40,458
Enough, Can.
635
01:05:42,667 --> 01:05:44,500
You had be at barbecue.
636
01:05:56,619 --> 01:05:57,836
Let's go. I'm hungry.
637
01:05:59,875 --> 01:06:02,417
Pluem, don't you feel anything?
638
01:06:02,855 --> 01:06:03,958
Look at my shirt.
639
01:06:05,542 --> 01:06:06,708
Sweating like hell.
640
01:06:22,773 --> 01:06:26,001
Can. We decided.
641
01:06:27,018 --> 01:06:28,583
We're done losing weight.
642
01:06:31,542 --> 01:06:32,833
Are you really done?
643
01:06:34,693 --> 01:06:37,872
I've thought about it. I love to eat.
644
01:06:39,167 --> 01:06:41,792
I prefer eating to being a cop.
645
01:06:43,125 --> 01:06:45,792
Right. I don't want
to have family problems anymore.
646
01:06:46,539 --> 01:06:49,833
Besides, my wife's cooking
is worth getting fat for.
647
01:06:50,043 --> 01:06:52,375
I can stay home and use my heritage.
648
01:06:58,292 --> 01:07:01,083
Even if we quit...
649
01:07:02,875 --> 01:07:04,292
we want you to stay.
650
01:07:09,308 --> 01:07:10,183
Here!
651
01:07:21,417 --> 01:07:22,375
To the fat!
652
01:07:26,375 --> 01:07:29,000
Code one calls code two.
653
01:07:30,292 --> 01:07:31,958
Listen.
654
01:07:33,583 --> 01:07:37,208
An officer was shot.
The injured man is Captain Jhet.
655
01:08:14,920 --> 01:08:16,042
What happened?
656
01:08:19,250 --> 01:08:21,542
We got Khem's address.
657
01:08:36,332 --> 01:08:37,667
BANK VAULT ROBBERY
GOT AWAY WITH 11 M.
658
01:08:37,957 --> 01:08:39,750
SUSPICIOUS ROBBERY
PARK & WAIT - NO GUN
659
01:09:46,805 --> 01:09:48,125
A bullet cut through his heart.
660
01:09:48,875 --> 01:09:51,125
Doctors did their best to save him.
661
01:09:53,042 --> 01:09:53,917
But they failed.
662
01:10:04,583 --> 01:10:06,417
How could you let this happen?
663
01:10:06,936 --> 01:10:08,000
I tried.
664
01:10:08,292 --> 01:10:11,042
-Tried?
-Quit it, Captain.
665
01:10:11,774 --> 01:10:13,000
Please sign the papers.
666
01:10:18,059 --> 01:10:19,125
Thank you.
667
01:10:20,722 --> 01:10:21,917
Too late, Captain.
668
01:10:22,625 --> 01:10:23,500
Really?
669
01:10:24,875 --> 01:10:27,667
A miracle. He's back from dead.
670
01:10:29,819 --> 01:10:31,125
I'd like to slap him.
671
01:10:34,750 --> 01:10:37,877
The director rushed this case.
Captain asked me to bring this for him.
672
01:10:38,417 --> 01:10:40,750
He can work from here.
673
01:10:52,917 --> 01:10:57,208
He's an asshole but I have to admit
that our boss...
674
01:10:58,367 --> 01:10:59,542
is really awesome.
675
01:11:02,417 --> 01:11:03,417
Let's close this case.
676
01:11:04,769 --> 01:11:07,125
Yoy, what makes you say that?
677
01:11:08,148 --> 01:11:13,042
I think we should repay him.
He's done a lot for us.
678
01:11:14,278 --> 01:11:16,083
Haven't you forgotten something?
679
01:11:17,375 --> 01:11:18,583
We're suspended.
680
01:11:18,684 --> 01:11:23,000
Right. We don't have guns.
Can't call any back-up.
681
01:11:23,574 --> 01:11:24,708
How can we fight?
682
01:11:26,331 --> 01:11:30,375
But we do have a super cop
who has the highest arrest numbers.
683
01:11:33,669 --> 01:11:34,875
Let's go find...
684
01:11:37,817 --> 01:11:39,000
Lieutenant Pao.
685
01:11:47,161 --> 01:11:48,875
What happened to you?
686
01:11:50,110 --> 01:11:51,917
Catching a bad guy.
Jumped between buildings.
687
01:11:52,110 --> 01:11:53,542
-Didn't make it?
-I did.
688
01:11:53,916 --> 01:11:56,620
-Then what's up?
-The roof was old.
689
01:11:57,167 --> 01:11:58,514
I fell and was badly injured.
690
01:11:59,164 --> 01:12:00,292
I don't know.
691
01:12:01,861 --> 01:12:03,167
You guys should go.
692
01:12:04,667 --> 01:12:05,667
I heard everything.
693
01:12:06,708 --> 01:12:08,500
Do it yourselves.
694
01:12:09,167 --> 01:12:11,208
I don't think so.
695
01:12:11,875 --> 01:12:14,458
We can't even lose weight.
696
01:12:21,625 --> 01:12:23,375
That's me and my friend.
697
01:12:24,061 --> 01:12:25,542
I'm on the left.
698
01:12:29,125 --> 01:12:30,917
But...
699
01:12:32,250 --> 01:12:35,000
Your friend looks familiar.
700
01:12:35,646 --> 01:12:36,708
He's Jhet.
701
01:12:37,232 --> 01:12:38,375
Wait. What?
702
01:12:39,292 --> 01:12:41,375
He said he used to be fat.
703
01:12:41,777 --> 01:12:42,917
Fat?
704
01:12:43,750 --> 01:12:45,375
He's never changed.
705
01:12:48,333 --> 01:12:51,500
What about this fat kid?
706
01:12:53,250 --> 01:12:56,305
That's Tote. Our friend.
707
01:12:57,250 --> 01:12:58,625
How is he doing now?
708
01:12:58,825 --> 01:13:00,375
Died of diabetes many years ago.
709
01:13:04,450 --> 01:13:08,149
Since we graduated,
I've worked as plainclothes cop.
710
01:13:10,125 --> 01:13:12,750
After that, I gained a lot of weight.
711
01:13:14,123 --> 01:13:16,208
I realized when I reached 100 kilograms,
712
01:13:17,197 --> 01:13:18,458
I couldn't lose any weight.
713
01:13:20,542 --> 01:13:21,833
You know what I did?
714
01:13:22,208 --> 01:13:23,083
What?
715
01:13:23,709 --> 01:13:24,750
I didn't give a shit.
716
01:13:26,042 --> 01:13:29,535
If I can catch bad guys,
I don't care if I'm fat or thin.
717
01:13:58,875 --> 01:14:01,375
Trust me. This is the bad guy.
718
01:14:02,375 --> 01:14:04,417
Yoy, It's not time to play.
719
01:14:04,651 --> 01:14:08,125
It's in the movies.
The bad guy is always the closest one.
720
01:14:08,458 --> 01:14:13,024
-Bullshit.
-Trust me. Plot twist.
721
01:14:22,500 --> 01:14:26,813
First, let's catch Khem.
Then we might get to the boss.
722
01:14:28,511 --> 01:14:29,708
Will it be that easy?
723
01:14:29,958 --> 01:14:30,907
Yes.
724
01:14:32,125 --> 01:14:34,333
Why didn't you tell me that
before I made the board?
725
01:14:34,504 --> 01:14:37,083
I saw it in the movies,
so I let you do it.
726
01:14:44,917 --> 01:14:46,375
Wait for us. We'll see.
727
01:14:48,458 --> 01:14:50,375
MR. SAKDA MEELAP
BORN - 1 MARCH 2532 B.E.
728
01:14:50,583 --> 01:14:51,792
He didn't wait for us.
729
01:14:53,083 --> 01:14:54,958
What do we do now?
730
01:14:56,208 --> 01:14:57,542
He's dead.
731
01:15:00,417 --> 01:15:02,208
Back to sleep. It's over.
732
01:15:02,943 --> 01:15:04,083
No, it's not.
733
01:15:05,099 --> 01:15:06,917
There's one bad guy left.
734
01:15:07,500 --> 01:15:09,417
To close this case,
we have to catch him.
735
01:15:09,862 --> 01:15:11,500
Let's arrest Director Charn Chai.
736
01:15:14,917 --> 01:15:15,915
Fine. It's not him.
737
01:15:33,750 --> 01:15:37,167
Captain Jhet released me.
He wanted to get to Khem.
738
01:15:38,625 --> 01:15:41,875
But he got shot.
Khem was killed.
739
01:15:43,792 --> 01:15:44,667
Now...
740
01:15:46,299 --> 01:15:48,125
He killed everyone who know.
741
01:15:50,500 --> 01:15:52,042
I will be next.
742
01:15:53,351 --> 01:15:57,565
In that case...
being in jail is safer.
743
01:15:58,180 --> 01:16:01,250
If you want to be safe,
tell us who he is.
744
01:16:04,273 --> 01:16:05,292
Little man.
745
01:16:05,792 --> 01:16:08,042
-White skin.
-Little and white.
746
01:16:08,292 --> 01:16:10,333
-Small eyes.
-Small eyes.
747
01:16:11,125 --> 01:16:12,833
Oval face. Wears a wool hat.
748
01:16:13,292 --> 01:16:14,500
Oval face.
749
01:16:14,792 --> 01:16:17,167
Wear a wool hat.
750
01:16:18,208 --> 01:16:21,208
-Right.
-I'm done.
751
01:16:22,708 --> 01:16:24,295
Yes, this is him.
752
01:16:24,625 --> 01:16:26,375
But his nose hair was not this long.
753
01:16:26,875 --> 01:16:27,875
Retarded.
754
01:16:28,918 --> 01:16:30,083
What did you draw?
755
01:16:30,375 --> 01:16:32,333
Pluem, give me some respect.
756
01:16:32,833 --> 01:16:35,708
I used to get five stars
from Mrs. Somsri in art class.
757
01:16:37,792 --> 01:16:38,750
Anything else?
758
01:16:40,625 --> 01:16:43,583
I don't know. He's really careful.
759
01:16:44,250 --> 01:16:45,706
He shouldn't have any record.
760
01:16:45,881 --> 01:16:49,333
Besides, he knew the schedule
of the money truck.
761
01:16:49,917 --> 01:16:52,542
Knew the way to escape.
He prepared it for me.
762
01:17:00,536 --> 01:17:03,792
From what Pong said,
he must live in this area.
763
01:17:04,625 --> 01:17:07,750
Or often observe.
But where?
764
01:17:08,667 --> 01:17:10,814
Where could he observe from
for a long time with nobody noticing?
765
01:17:11,250 --> 01:17:13,708
That barbecue smells good.
766
01:17:14,875 --> 01:17:17,042
Are you so hungry you've gone crazy?
767
01:17:17,667 --> 01:17:19,293
Focus on the case.
768
01:17:23,539 --> 01:17:27,958
Let's take a break and have some barbecue.
We can eat and discuss.
769
01:17:28,583 --> 01:17:30,417
There's an ATM close to barbecue place.
770
01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:37,208
He knew all about the schedule.
771
01:17:37,292 --> 01:17:39,995
Knew the way to escape.
He prepared it for me.
772
01:17:40,542 --> 01:17:43,333
If we get to Khem,
we can get to the boss.
773
01:17:43,831 --> 01:17:46,000
I only met him once,
when we did the robbery.
774
01:17:46,958 --> 01:17:50,246
Where could he observe from
for a long time with nobody noticing?
775
01:17:51,708 --> 01:17:54,000
-Is he cold?
-Will he transform?
776
01:17:56,750 --> 01:17:57,708
Barbecue smells good.
777
01:17:57,792 --> 01:17:59,750
There's an ATM close to barbecue place.
778
01:18:00,000 --> 01:18:02,708
-Plot twist.
-I'm the one who robbed it.
779
01:18:06,522 --> 01:18:07,667
JONG - THAI BARBECUE
780
01:18:11,196 --> 01:18:12,417
JONG - THAI BARBECUE
781
01:18:13,042 --> 01:18:13,917
Jong.
782
01:18:45,789 --> 01:18:46,708
How many seats?
783
01:18:49,125 --> 01:18:50,000
Four.
784
01:18:53,042 --> 01:18:56,417
I'm always here but never noticed
how scary the employees look.
785
01:18:58,246 --> 01:19:00,958
-What are you doing?
-I'm excited.
786
01:19:01,619 --> 01:19:05,083
How are you? Is the food okay?
787
01:19:10,065 --> 01:19:12,610
Enjoy your meal. I won't bother you.
788
01:19:13,135 --> 01:19:14,000
Wait.
789
01:19:15,333 --> 01:19:16,958
Please come with me to the station.
790
01:19:17,750 --> 01:19:18,625
Why?
791
01:19:19,056 --> 01:19:21,542
Nothing. I just want to ask you something.
792
01:19:22,650 --> 01:19:25,792
Can I go tomorrow?
I have to be here.
793
01:19:26,583 --> 01:19:27,875
Today. Please cooperate.
794
01:19:28,831 --> 01:19:30,042
Or I will arrest.
795
01:19:30,691 --> 01:19:33,417
Arrest? What's the charge?
796
01:19:34,208 --> 01:19:36,375
-Robbery.
-Why do you think that?
797
01:19:37,333 --> 01:19:40,208
I have a witness.
Do you know Khem?
798
01:19:40,917 --> 01:19:43,083
Who's Khem? I don't know him.
799
01:19:43,583 --> 01:19:45,500
He just arranged a funeral.
800
01:19:47,127 --> 01:19:48,125
But he's still alive.
801
01:19:49,667 --> 01:19:52,457
We faked the funeral to trick you.
802
01:19:53,708 --> 01:19:56,500
But now, Khem is in police protection.
803
01:19:56,799 --> 01:19:59,542
And he confessed the robbery plan.
804
01:20:00,828 --> 01:20:01,833
Accomplice.
805
01:20:03,333 --> 01:20:05,750
Now, can you come to the station?
806
01:20:06,292 --> 01:20:08,875
No, I don't believe Khem isn't dead.
807
01:20:09,898 --> 01:20:11,417
You said you don't know him.
808
01:20:13,250 --> 01:20:15,417
Stop puzzling and go to the station.
809
01:20:23,873 --> 01:20:26,321
I can see you're busy.
Tomorrow is fine.
810
01:20:27,250 --> 01:20:28,458
You overreacted.
811
01:20:29,170 --> 01:20:30,917
I didn't know they had so people.
812
01:20:48,276 --> 01:20:49,833
Check the bill.
813
01:24:48,708 --> 01:24:49,820
Stop! Don't move.
814
01:24:50,761 --> 01:24:52,000
Get down.
815
01:25:01,469 --> 01:25:03,875
This is the first time
I've ever been happy to see you.
816
01:25:09,458 --> 01:25:10,333
Jong.
817
01:25:13,625 --> 01:25:14,500
Hey, O.
818
01:25:22,708 --> 01:25:24,417
-Give it to me.
-Okay.
819
01:25:28,050 --> 01:25:29,917
It's okay. Not necessary.
820
01:25:40,517 --> 01:25:41,417
Fuck!
821
01:25:47,875 --> 01:25:50,917
Shit! The gun doesn't work.
That's why they gave it to me.
822
01:25:51,625 --> 01:25:53,833
It works. You didn't unlock the safety.
823
01:25:55,067 --> 01:25:56,292
Right.
824
01:26:01,500 --> 01:26:05,250
Shit! The tire won't blow up.
My ears will. Wait a second.
825
01:26:05,958 --> 01:26:07,000
I'll get close.
826
01:26:12,323 --> 01:26:13,375
Shit!
827
01:26:22,000 --> 01:26:24,125
-Are you okay?
-Yes.
828
01:26:24,369 --> 01:26:25,542
What should we do?
829
01:26:26,250 --> 01:26:28,792
I don't know. He dropped the gun.
830
01:26:33,000 --> 01:26:33,875
I know.
831
01:26:46,750 --> 01:26:48,417
Shit! How did they get on?
832
01:26:50,083 --> 01:26:50,958
Hey!
833
01:26:59,542 --> 01:27:01,125
Why so stubborn?
834
01:27:01,500 --> 01:27:04,750
Pluem, what do we do?
This bridge again.
835
01:27:06,583 --> 01:27:07,458
Can, Yoy.
836
01:27:08,750 --> 01:27:10,375
Wait for it, O.
837
01:27:11,479 --> 01:27:12,542
Shoot the back tire.
838
01:27:15,542 --> 01:27:16,417
Jump.
839
01:27:41,505 --> 01:27:42,708
Put your hands up.
840
01:27:49,208 --> 01:27:50,083
Yoy, get him.
841
01:28:00,458 --> 01:28:02,458
-Help me.
-Don't come any closer.
842
01:28:03,139 --> 01:28:07,083
-I'll put a hole in your friend's head.
-Easy. Don't make this into a big deal.
843
01:28:07,583 --> 01:28:09,711
If you shoot me...
844
01:28:10,417 --> 01:28:12,125
-my friend will shoot you.
-I don't care.
845
01:28:12,500 --> 01:28:14,375
I won't go to jail, Fatty.
846
01:28:19,030 --> 01:28:20,167
What did you say?
847
01:28:21,125 --> 01:28:24,583
I said I won't go to jail, Fatty.
848
01:29:21,071 --> 01:29:23,667
O, why did you shoot me?
849
01:29:24,042 --> 01:29:25,833
You sent me a signal.
850
01:29:27,145 --> 01:29:29,083
Who you calling fat?
851
01:29:29,583 --> 01:29:30,458
Who you calling fat?
852
01:29:30,833 --> 01:29:33,417
Come help me, O.
853
01:30:19,834 --> 01:30:23,083
You're on suspension
and you broke orders.
854
01:30:24,375 --> 01:30:26,418
You used weapons without permission.
855
01:30:27,958 --> 01:30:29,333
You got into a fight.
856
01:30:32,417 --> 01:30:33,417
And this time...
857
01:30:36,208 --> 01:30:37,500
you did great.
858
01:30:40,693 --> 01:30:41,825
Congratulations.
859
01:31:30,958 --> 01:31:32,417
Director.
860
01:31:33,500 --> 01:31:35,833
They don't have
to lose their weight, right?
861
01:31:36,991 --> 01:31:40,488
Work and order are not the same thing.
862
01:31:46,462 --> 01:31:48,167
After catching Jong...
863
01:31:49,292 --> 01:31:52,833
these four fat sergeants
still run regularly.
864
01:31:52,917 --> 01:31:55,667
Wait for me.
865
01:32:00,198 --> 01:32:01,875
They even eat healthy at every meal.
866
01:32:07,083 --> 01:32:09,875
But they seem to be under no pressure.
867
01:32:12,458 --> 01:32:13,708
Until exam day.
868
01:32:14,550 --> 01:32:19,925
Pass, pass, pass, pass, pass!
869
01:32:23,375 --> 01:32:25,042
They couldn't lose their weight.
870
01:32:31,792 --> 01:32:33,083
Take care.
871
01:32:42,292 --> 01:32:44,333
Meen, I have something to tell you.
872
01:32:45,086 --> 01:32:46,167
What is it?
873
01:32:47,208 --> 01:32:49,875
I...
874
01:32:51,917 --> 01:32:56,218
I want you to...
875
01:32:58,000 --> 01:32:59,901
-Be your girlfriend?
-Take care of my cat.
876
01:33:00,292 --> 01:33:01,917
-Hey!
-Just kidding.
877
01:33:12,292 --> 01:33:13,208
Do you mind?
878
01:33:16,917 --> 01:33:18,328
If I did, I wouldn't be here.
879
01:33:27,191 --> 01:33:28,666
Confessing love at a train station.
880
01:33:30,118 --> 01:33:31,417
I've seen it in the movies.
881
01:33:33,833 --> 01:33:34,708
Come on.
882
01:33:37,244 --> 01:33:41,417
After this dramatic goodbye,
they actually didn't go anywhere.
883
01:33:48,167 --> 01:33:52,042
Luckily, their story
became popular online.
884
01:33:52,292 --> 01:33:54,417
The region's director liked it.
885
01:33:54,792 --> 01:33:58,650
Not only could they stay,
they also received certificates.
886
01:33:59,708 --> 01:34:02,542
If I find the guy who filmed it,
I'll kiss him.
887
01:34:28,092 --> 01:34:33,322
Finally, these four are back
to eating a lot again.
888
01:34:34,872 --> 01:34:36,083
Who are you talking to?
889
01:34:36,791 --> 01:34:37,958
You're not eating?
890
01:34:43,250 --> 01:34:45,500
Calling code two.
Calling code two.
891
01:34:45,625 --> 01:34:47,542
Four-one. Copy.
892
01:34:47,806 --> 01:34:49,042
Something happened. Hurry.
893
01:34:50,400 --> 01:34:53,000
Captain, can we eat first?
894
01:34:57,880 --> 01:35:00,353
Let's go. Come on.
895
01:35:00,917 --> 01:35:01,976
Hurry, Pluem.
896
01:35:03,291 --> 01:35:04,542
You're not coming?
897
01:35:05,096 --> 01:35:06,096
Let me eat first.
898
01:35:07,750 --> 01:35:08,833
You go ahead.
899
01:35:10,563 --> 01:35:11,500
Get a million views.
900
01:35:28,625 --> 01:35:30,042
Shit! Flat tire.
61753
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