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Okay, Enid, work with me here.
Pull it in.
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Pull in your talons.
We're almost there.
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See? I told you I was a four.
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No. "Fore" is what you'll have to yell
when the shoe pops off your foot.
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Now...
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...are we finished here?
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Well, I'm not sure
I like this shade of blue.
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I'll tell you what I'll do then:
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We'll stand you in front of a mirror,
I'll begin strangling you.
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When you reach the shade of blue
that is satisfactory to you...
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...you yell, "Moo" and I'll stop.
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That's it.
I'm taking my business elsewhere.
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May I suggest Jenny Craig?
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So how much do you figure
you owe this store in commissions?
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I'm not selling shoes
for the money, Aaron.
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I'm in it to torture fat women.
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- Where have you been?
- To buy you a birthday present. Here.
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It's Hot Dog... The Movie.
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I'd prefer hot dog, the hot dog.
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- That's due back at 10 a.m. tomorrow.
- Yeah, I know how it feels.
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At least you didn't sing
"Happy Birthday" to me. I hate that.
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Nothing to do but stand like
an idiot till the damn thing's finished.
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I hope I get through the day
without someone singing it.
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- Hey, Aaron.
- Hey, Mr. D'Arcy.
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Anyway, Marcie and I just wanted
to wish you many happy returns.
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Actually, Marcie wanted to wish...
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...that you get caught downwind
from your own feet and die...
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...but I wanted to wish you
many happy returns.
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Well, thanks, Jefferson.
Oh, and if you see the wife, floor it.
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Here you are, buddy.
Happy birthday.
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- What's this?
- It's a car-wash coupon.
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Thanks, but you know they won't let me
go through the car wash in the Dodge.
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Not a regular wash, Al.
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This is a topless car wash.
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"Soapy Headlights:
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Where only the cars wear bras."
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And it's conveniently located
just 70 miles out of town...
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...at the end of a long dirt road.
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But I don't understand.
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Both of you are married. Can't you
just look at your wives topless?
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- Have you seen his wife?
- Have you seen his wife?
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Let me explain. When you've been
married as long as I have...
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...you do not want
to see your wife topless.
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Speechless, maybe.
Headless, naturally.
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But never, ever topless.
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Come on, Al.
Marcie's car could use a good buffing.
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As could I.
Come on, let's go now.
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I can't. I promised I'd go home
for my birthday party.
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That's where the kids are gonna
give me God-awful presents.
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Sometimes I think that there actually
might be a store out there...
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...with presents just for me
that's named "God-awful."
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The topper is, Peg's probably gonna
make me a cake as only she can.
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Cake looks good this year.
What kind is it?
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Well, it's either chocolate
or Uncle Ben's Minute Rice.
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- Now, do we have any candles?
- Nope.
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Dad said no candles this year,
because of last year's little mishap.
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Hey, I just thought that Roman candles
meant that they were imported.
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You know, from Romani.
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It's amazing.
Dad's looks and Buck's brains.
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At least I've never triedto date one of my plastic toys.
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What did you get Dad
this year, Mom?
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Well, I was in the mall
and there it was.
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There's this new photography studio
called "Sex You Up"...
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...and they specialize
in boudoir photos.
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You know, where they, like, lay you
on a bed and dress you up real sexy.
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Oh, you mean like the picture
on Kelly's driver's license?
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That may be, but I've never gotten
a ticket, now, have I?
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Gee, I hope I did the right thing.
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He said what he really wanted
was an oil filter.
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But what's he gonna do
with a silly thing like an oil filter?
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Daddy's home.
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Is it him?
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I can't tell. It's either Daddy
or there's a new pope.
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Shut up!
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Well, let's get this charade over with.
Where's my cardboard cake?
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It's over on the table, Dad.
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Anybody wanna light the dog?
I'll make a wish.
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Well, wait, Daddy,
you gotta open your presents first.
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"God-awful." I knew it!
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I really think
you're gonna love this, Daddy.
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Happy birthday, Dad.
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Two of something I don't want.
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That's the second time
that's happened.
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Well, we can exchange them
for you, Dad.
85
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Okay, but I don't know
what good it's gonna do.
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Excuse us.
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We can't be related.
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So, what did you get me this year, Peg?
My usual get-out-of-sex-free card?
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No, honey.
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This year I got you
something really special.
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Now, I'm a little nervous about this.
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Happy birthday, Al.
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Oh, Peg!
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- You like it?
- I love it.
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Who is she?
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It's me.
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Now, come on, honey.
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Tell me what you really think.
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Well, I think you look--
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--nice.
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Oh, Al.
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00:10:00,590 --> 00:10:03,900
Oh, now, Peg,
please don't touch me on my birthday.
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I want you to take this to work
with you and hang it up...
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...so I can be with you all day long.
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That kind of defeats the purpose
of going to work, doesn't it?
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No more than your paycheque does.
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Oh, I'm just kidding,
you big birthday lug, you.
108
00:10:23,470 --> 00:10:27,065
Now, I'm gonna put this right here so
you can remember to take it with you.
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I'm not taking it!
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It's my birthday.
I'm putting my foot down.
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So, what's wrong with it?
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I think she looks...
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...nice.
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It's not the point.
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You know why women want men
to hang their pictures?
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- So we appreciate--
- No!
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It's to mark their territory.
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Are you sure you don't want
that picture up there...
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...so other guys
can't see how good she looks?
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Oh, yeah, that's it.
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You see, Aaron, I've been married
to Peg for over 20 years.
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I've seen her from the frontI've seen her from the back
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I've seen her in a chairI've seen her in a sack
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I've seen her stand,I've seen her crouch
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I've seen her on our stupid couch
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I do not like her in the mallI do not like her in the hall
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I do not like her in my lifeI do not like my big red wife
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You're single. You don't understand.
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Married men
are never jealous of their wives.
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That picture could be all over town.
Wouldn't mean a hill of beans to me.
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They could put it
on the side of a milk carton.
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They could put it
on the side of the Sears Tower.
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00:12:03,910 --> 00:12:06,378
They could even put it
on the side of--
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Great Caesar's ghost!
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I'd do her.
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Oh, you're a guy with high standards.
You'd do Marcie.
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00:12:33,350 --> 00:12:35,989
Jefferson, I gotta get them
to get that sign down.
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- How come?
- He's jealous.
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I'm not jealous. I respect other
men's rights not to turn to stone...
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...in front of my store, that's all.
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Jefferson, I want--
Will you stop leering at my wife!
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I'm sorry.
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You're good at talking to people.
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You talked Marcie into believing
you married her for her looks.
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Go to that photographer
and get him to take that sign down.
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Maybe I can get him
to replace it with this:
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A picture I took of the girls
at the topless car wash.
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- Where's your car?
- Oh, I took the bus over there.
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As long as I went... as I went
through it...
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...they didn't know the difference.
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- Get out.
- Okay.
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It's very important that sign
come down before Peg sees it.
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I want you to go outside and look
for her and yell when you see her.
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No, not her picture!
Not her picture! Her!
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Hi, Al. Did you see it?
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Yes, Peg, I saw it.
Ray Charles would see it.
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But why is it up there?
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The photographer asked
to use one of my shots...
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...to advertise his business.
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I just didn't think
he was gonna make it that--
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Shamu-lian?
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Well, I was gonna say "gorgeous."
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Kids, what do you think?
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Well, I think you look...
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...nice.
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You could see her from space.
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You would know.
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Dad, we'd love to hang around
and share your proudest moment...
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...but anything just came up
and we gotta go.
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Oh, wait. But before we do...
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...we want to apologize
for yesterday's birthday boo-boo.
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It's all fixed now. Here you go.
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Kids, come here. Come here.
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Get out.
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- Bye, Dad.
- Happy birthday.
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Now, Peg, I haven't asked for much
and God knows I've gotten it.
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But I think the picture ought to
come down. Now, I like it myself...
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...but some people
have been complaining about it.
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Excuse me, miss.
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Hope I'm not too forward...
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...but you are truly one of the most
beautiful women I have ever seen.
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And now that I see you in person,
that photograph doesn't do you justice.
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It's been a pleasure
to bask in your presence.
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Good day.
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See, Peg, I told you
that people were complaining.
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You know what I think, Al?
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I think you're jealous.
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Jealous, Peg?
I'll tell you what I'm jealous of.
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I'm jealous of any man who can come
home to a cold beer and a warm meal...
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...and a wife somewhat smaller...
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...than the Bullwinkle balloon
in the Macy's Day Parade.
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But if you think for one second
that I'm jealous of that picture...
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...you're out of your 9-foot mind!
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Boy, I'd love to put the top down
and test-drive that for a weekend.
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Yeah, nice little air bags too.
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Excuse me, Peg.
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With this jealousy garbage out
of the way, that picture comes down.
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Aaron, get a blowtorch.
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Only if you'll admit
that you're jealous.
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I'm not jealous!
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Fine. Then you won't mind if it stays.
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If it doesn't bother you,
it doesn't bother me...
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...other than the low-grade nausea.
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All right then. I'll be seeing you.
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And you'll certainly be seeing me.
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Why can't you
ever say nice things like that?
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Why don't you just tell your wife
you're jealous and get it over with?
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Aaron, let me explain
something to you.
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You don't know anything.
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Even if a man is jealous,
he can never, ever tell that to a woman.
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Well, that's like saying, "Here's
a hand grenade. Put it down my pants."
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Once they know you're jealous,
they've got you by your Bobbitt.
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You will have lost
your last ounce of dignity.
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And like the once mighty
mahi-mahi...
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...you will end up on a pupu platter
in the tiki hut of life.
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Any questions?
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- Do you want to lay down for a while?
- No!
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I don't have time to lie down.
Gotta get that picture down.
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I know Jefferson can do it.
He can con anybody.
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Hey, Al, guess what.
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The "Sex You Up" photographer...
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...said I've got the best cheekbones
this side of Rob and Fab of Milli Vanilli.
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He's giving me a thousand headshots
for half price...
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...and I'm not giving
any of them away.
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I know now what I have to do:
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Truly go where no man
has gone before.
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Fellow Fangsters.
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I come before you this evening
not as a man...
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...but as a friend who understands
the plight of today's feminist.
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True, we have had our differences
in the past...
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...but I have seen the light...
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...and luckily,
there's not too much in here.
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But to prove to you
that I have changed...
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...I would like to extend
an olive branch of peace.
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A symbol of truce.
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You ladies would recognize them
as mustache combs.
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Everyone gets one.
Everyone gets one.
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Anyway, ladies.
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We prefer
to be called "Gyno-Americans."
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Then "Rhino-Americans" it is.
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Anyway, a grave injustice...
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...has been going on
down at the New Market Mall.
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A real woman's body
is being exploited...
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...by men for profit.
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Hang on to your flannel panties...
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...there's still time to act.
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I want every "gynoceros"
in this room...
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...to charge down
to the New Market Mall...
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...and stop this dastardly deed.
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Show them, as only you can...
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...that a woman's body
is not to be appreciated...
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...but to be feared, reviled.
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And in the case of most of you,
kept totally covered at all times.
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Hurry, my sisters, down to the mall,
but remember...
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...not more than three
in the elevator at one time.
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What our hunting-and-gathering friend
here is trying to say...
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...is that we have
important work to do.
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We must strike a blow...
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...for all women.
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This cannot be a slap...
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...on the wrist.
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It must be a punch...
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...in the labonza to all oppressors.
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And thank you for bringing this
to our attention, Al.
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You're welcome.
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Skin him.
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And in other news...
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...crazed feminists chargedthe New Market Mall...
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...and pulled down an oversizedboudoir photo they deemed sexist...
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...after storminginto a photographer's studio...
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...where local man Jefferson D'Arcy...
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...was allegedlyposing nude on a bearskin rug.
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Mr. D'Arcy was draggedby an unnamed body part...
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...and flung into the mall fountainby the howling women.
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Women. Can't live with them,
can't herd them all into Canada.
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Al, did you have anything to do with
those women taking down my picture?
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Peg, on your mother's life, no.
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If it's anything I hate,
it's women's bodies being exploited.
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It has to stop for all our sakes.
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How very liberated of you.
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- Where you going?
- To get the car washed.
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Dad.
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Happy birthday.
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Let me guess.
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Pants.
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Look like these?
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Mine kind of do.
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I told you he had pants.
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- You didn't tell me he had grey ones.
- Yes. I've seen him wear pants before.
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