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"Episode 5"

I have a quirk.

When I go to the washroom,

I must read a book.

Yan Mo said,

the place where I receive cultural education after I graduated,

changed from school to the washroom.

Hubby.

Can we put a shelf in the bathroom?

Impossible.

Who stipulates that the shelf cannot be placed in the bathroom?

Me.

-Is there no room for discussion? -Not at all.

Well, I thought of a way to have the best of both worlds.

You want to say that if it's not allowed,

you want to have a toilet bowl in the study.

He got it right.

Today, let's not return without getting drunk.

Have you taken leave from your man?

That's not called taking leave. It's informing him.

Have you informed your man?

Yes.

I really miss the time when I was single.

Back then, no one controls me. It was a carefree life.

That's right.

Why did we get married?

I remember you went for a matchmaking, right?

I really suspect that I had mental disorders back then.

What disorder?

It takes time to fall for a person.

But I always find out that the other half is a blockhead.

Mine is the opposite of yours.

I was so quick to get married to Yan Mo because...

I was afraid that he would find out that I am one.

Did he discover it?

I don't care.

I had him fooled.

Yan Mo. "Year 2006"

What's going on with you lately?

You're acting weird and not talking to me.

No.

You clearly are.

-From that day... -I'm doing an experiment.

-What experiment? -A human experiment.

The effects of the limbic system,

and sensory functions on human emotions and memory responses.

Don't think too much.

I thought I did something wrong to upset you.

If there's nothing else, I'll get going.

All of you are top students.

This Olympics competition must not be taken lightly.

Our goal is to get the first place in the country.

Give other schools no chances.

Do you have the confidence?

Yes.

Do you have the confidence?

-Yes. -Hello.

Is that Tang Tang?

I'm stuck in a traffic jam.

Wait for a while longer.

Be good.

Why are you looking at me?

Have you fallen in love with me?

How do I apologise to the girl?

How do I apologise to the girl?

What have you done wrong?

It wasn't me.

Yan Mo.

Tell me the answer to the fifth question.

Alpha is a real number.

The values ranges between -2 to 0.

Don't talk in class.

If it wasn't you, who is it then?

My friend.

Zhao Guan Chao, the seventh question.

Connect AC and BD. CK is the common perpendicular.

CK is equal to one-half of the number 2CN.

Gao, the decimal point is wrong.

What kind of girl is that?

-She's quite lovely. -Lovely?

The kind that's a little silly, right?

That's easy then.

Ask her to go to the amusement park or to watch a movie.

If not, I can help to ask my sister.

My sister is the kind that's a little silly.

No need.

Tomorrow, after school, I will wait for you at your class.

Don't.

Let's meet at the school gate.

Qiao Yi almost saw us the other time.

She's your friend, not your mum. Why are you afraid of her?

I haven't told her about us.

Hao Wu Yi, what do you mean by that?

Am I such an embarrassment?

No.

It's fine if I had told her earlier.

It's been some time now.

I'm afraid she would be mad.

Afraid that she'll be mad but not me?

All right.

No.

Da Xiong, I don't mean that.

Hey, wait for me!

Why are you so late? I've reheat the food thrice.

Didn't I tell you that I've eaten outside?

What's the matter with you? You had take-away meal again?

Didn't I tell you not to? It's not healthy.

-I... -All right.

I'll eat.

These are the delicious food that my wife cooked.

Quickly eat up.

Isn't the bureau chief your classmate?

Why didn't he look out for you?

My buddy just got transferred here and isn't familiar with the situation.

If I don't help him, who will?

He should be considerate.

You haven't had rest for a long time.

Ying Ying.

Did you miss me?

Darn it. You're being inappropriate.

I don't care. You've to apply for leave next week.

If not, you wouldn't be able to take it.

All right.

You're just brushing me off.

I assure you.

Zhao Guan Chao.

Return "Fantasy" to me.

Can't you lend it to me for two days?

Don't touch my things.

-Why are you such a petty? -That album has a signature on it.

Mum, control her.

Mum, control him.

Guan Chao, you should be nice to your sister.

Mum, don't you know you gave birth to a freak?

How is it?

Not so good.

What does that mean?

It means that...

there's no future for the both of you.

Your relationship wouldn't last.

Do you even know how to do a prediction?

Forget it if you don't believe me.

Wu Yi.

Do a reading for Qiao Yi and I.

How is it?

Not so good.

Again?

Both of you have a dangerous relationship.

At first, both are attracted to one another.

You could get along well.

But over time...

you'll have trust issue and hide things from one another.

The scariest thing is that...

you're a danger to her.

With you around,

she'll not have a good luck.

What does that mean?

In short.

So long as you're by her side...

you'll have bad luck.

-Yu Miao Miao, don't talk nonsense. -I'm not.

It's written on the book. Can you blame me for that?

She's out of her mind.

What nonsense is this?

Yu Miao Miao was just trying to scare you.

Don't take it to heart.

What if it's true?

What is true and what is fake?

-You'll have bad luck being with me. -Nonsense.

Look at me. I'm fine, isn't it?

Sorry.

The plant will die if you keep watering it.

I think so too. I water it every day.

Wu Yi, what's this?

The Eight Trigrams.

This is a peach wood.

The bottle gourd and chimera.

These are lucky-breaks that can ward off evil spirits.

This as well.

This amulet has been blessed.

Where did you get it?

These are the souvenirs my mum brought back from her business trip.

I'm making use of them.

Right.

This as well.

What is this?

The cinnabar.

It's said that it can ward off evil spirits.

Did something happen on your way to school?

That's great.

This proves that they work.

You didn't know it scared the crap out of me yesterday.

It's fine it anything happens to me.

But I can't let anything happen to you.

Wu Yi.

I'm really touched.

But this is too much.

Things work if you sincerely believe in them.

Keep Qiao Yi safe.

For today's physical education class,

get in a group of two to practice sit-ups.

Get ready.

Listen to my whistle.

Qiao Yi, form a group with me.

Yu Miao Miao said that no one's helping her.

Why don't you help Fang Fang?

Come on, Qiao Yi.

All right. Hang in there.

Keep it up.

Qiao Yi doesn't know how to tell lies.

I can tell right away if she tells lies.

But I've never got angry because of that.

This is not right.

It's faster this way.

It's faster this way. How relaxing.

Hurry up.

So, don't you ever tell her.

Don't ever tell who?

Don't ever tell you.

This is my secret with Qiao Yi.

What were you talking about?

Nothing.

I'll go to your house to do homework after school.

All right.

I'm going to my grandmother's place.

Why do you keep going to your grandmother's place recently?

Nothing.

I just miss her.

Let's go.

Did you tell Lao Ye out for a walk?

It doesn't want to go out.

Lao Ye is getting old.

But you still need to take it out to exercise.

Mo, another lead dancer is injured.

I need to replace her.

So, I couldn't come back.

You'll have to celebrate your birthday on your own again.

I've a few movie tickets.

-You can watch with your friends. -All right.

It's fine.

Sorry, my son.

Yan Mo, see how cute this puppy is.

Let's name it Lao Ye.

-All right? -All right.

Next time, when I need to practise dancing,

let's have Lao Ye accompany you at home, all right?

All right.

Mo is good boy.

Come and hold it.

Aunt will be back soon.

Mo, be good.

The movie tickets?

Do you watch movies?

It's from my sister again, right?

There are two tickets.

Jay Chou. Qiao Yi.

It's Jay Chou. Do you want to go?

I'll buy popcorns then.

-I'll buy Coke then. -It's so great.

Mo Mo, what's wrong?

Yan Mo, are you not feeling well?

You don't look good.

Ignore him. He must be feeling left out.

See you.

Yan Mo.

Can you lend me the math notes?

-Let me see. -No.

You lent me yesterday.

Yesterday was fine.

But not today.

Why?

My husband usually has only two expressions for me.

One is like this.

The other is like this.

When...

he's doing this.

I'll be in a big trouble.

-Did I upset you? -No.

Let's go.

Mo Mo, don't wait for me for dinner tonight.

What's the matter?

It happens to be dinner time when the movie ends.

No way.

We have a curfew. Come home before seven o'clock.

A curfew?

Since when? Why didn't I know?

All the while.

It's fine. If it's late, I'll go back to my own house.

-Qiao Yi, what would you like to eat? -I haven't thought about it.

Let's get going. The movie is about to begin.

I'll get going.

Here he comes.

Hello.

Are you done yet?

What does it have to do with you?

Do you own the cinema?

I...

-Say it again. -Da Chuan.

Da Chuan?

Wu Yi.

Wu Yi.

Didn't you go to your grandmother's house?

Are you blind?

Who are you calling blind?

You.

-Da Chuan. -Da Chuan.

Da Chuan, stop fighting.

Stop fighting.

What's your name?

Sakuragi Hanamichi.

Which high school?

Shohoku High.

Zhang.

These two had a fight. Hold them in custody for 15 days.

Not as bad as that. It's not that serious.

Not that serious?

I remember you.

You just came in two days ago.

-He started it. -No, you...

Cut the crap. Take them away.

No.

Mr. Officer, about that.

Can you release us if we post the bail?

What do you think this place is? You can leave as you wish?

Does the station belong to your dad?

Chief Fei.

Dad.

Sorry for the trouble.

Not at all.

Little brat.

Qiao Yi.

I don't want to talk to you.

Get in the car.

Why did he beat him?

Why is he taken away?

He's sent directly to the prison?

Bye, Chief Fei.

Dad.

Uncle.

Why are you here?

We saw our classmates got into trouble after school.

Those two who had a fight are your classmates?

How are they?

What do you think?

He has been taken away.

That guy has caused a contradiction in the bureau.

What about the other guy?

As for him, it's more serious.

He has to be detained for a month.

For real?

Of course.

Don't worry. They are fine.

I'll release the other guy after writing the report.

Right. Why are you still here?

Quickly go home.

Get home earlier.

See you, uncle.

Qiao Yi.

Mo Mo.

What time is it?

-It's ten o'clock. -Get out.

We have a curfew at home.

Mo Mo, do you want a drink? I'll pour it for you.

You're back this late.

What did you do with Zhao Qiao Yi?

Don't mention it.

I had a fight with Da Xiong who was with Wu Yi before the movie ended.

I'll beat him up each time I see him.

Since when Hao Wu Yi is with Da Xiong?

She's been hiding it. Even Qiao Yi doesn't know it.

Is she all right?

Da Xiong kept crying.

This brat can't take a beating.

I was asking about Zhao Qiao Yi.

Qiao Yi?

She's not in a good mood.

Mo Mo.

Nothing else, right?

If there's nothing else...

I'm going to bed.

I'm going to bed.

I'm going to bed.

Your kidney stones haven't been released.

You should do more exercise, don't you?

Yan Mo.

-Why are you here? -Walking the dog.

Hasn't released the kidney stones, huh?

-Are you looking for me? -No.

I'll walk the dog over there.

It's inevitable to have a conflict with friends.

Don't take it to heart.

Let me tell you something before we start the lesson.

There'll be an inspection in school tomorrow.

The principal wants everyone to put on the blue uniform.

Why do they carry out inspection so frequently?

Fei Da Chuan.

Why do you have so much of nonsense?

This is a national model high school.

Remember.

Don't put on the wrong uniform.

Report.

Hao Wu Yi.

Why are you always late?

Leave home earlier.

Sit.

Turn to page 42.

Qiao Yi.

What's going on with you and Wu Yi recently?

Why aren't you talking?

Nothing.

Really?

You do it.

Qiao Yi.

You can scold me.

But don't ignore me.

Why should I scold you?

I'm afraid you wouldn't like Da Xiong.

That's my problem.

But no matter who you hide from, you shouldn't hide it from me.

I...

You're hiding things from me too.

You're always with Yu Miao Miao.

-Have you considered my feelings? -Hao Wu Yi.

Are you speaking with a clear conscience?

-You have no conscience. -You're the one who doesn't have one.

What is this? Is this how you behave as a girl?

You fight in school. How inappropriate.

Stand still as a punishment.

Others continue with the practice.

What's the matter?

She started it.

She used her legs.

She pulled my hair.

She pulled my shirt.

You...

That's enough.

-Break up! -So be it!

Nonsense.

Don't simply mention about breaking up.

Both of you were so close. What's going on?

It's fine if you're not telling me.

Go home and write a composition.

-I did nothing wrong. I won't do it. -Me too.

I'm not checking it.

I want you to go home and think about it.

List down six strong points and weaknesses of one another.

Hand it over tomorrow.

Can I only write the weaknesses?

I can list down 12 of it.

-I can list down 24. -I can list down 48.

I can list down 86 of it.

The multiplication of 48 is 98.

Don't ever tell anyone that I'm your math teacher.

Guan Chao.

Deliver the food to the station for your dad.

All right. Got it.

Let's go together.

I'm busy.

Let's go.

Fei, are we buddies?

What's the matter?

Nothing.

My family delivered food for me.

I want to ask if you have eaten.

I haven't.

I'm busy.

You can eat first.

All right.

Do your work then.

All right.

"Request a leave of absence from the 17th of June until the 22nd."

What happened with you and Hao Wu Yi?

Explain it to me.

None of your business.

Given her thin physique, how can you not be a match for her?

You were usually very good when you beat me.

Sit down.

Do you know why dad is always working late recently?

The new bureau chief is dad's classmate.

Dad was poor when he was young.

But he has an unyielding character.

The chief slept on the bottom bunk.

He found out that dad would have bun for his meals.

So, he brought him to the cafeteria.

He would share the food with him when he ordered too much.

He would give him shoes when he bought the wrong size shoes.

The sweaters the chief's mum knitted were always the right fit for dad.

How could dad not understand his painstaking effort?

He just didn't express his gratitude.

Later on, when they were out on a mission,

dad took a knife attack for him.

Qiao Yi.

Do you know what true friends are?

They go through thick and thin with you.

They grow with you.

If you encounter such a friend, you must cherish her with your life.

Why have I never heard dad talk about this?

Because I made them up.

Zhao Guan Chao.

Dad got the injury when he climbed the tree to steal the persimmon.

Why did you lie to me?

It's to help you understand the core idea of my message.

Think about it.

She often praises me.

No one has ever given me the self-confidence like she does.

Qiao Yi.

Your new hair tie looks really nice.

-Really? -Yes. It suits you.

You can't tie up your hair.

She always sticks by me.

She protects me unconditionally.

Qiao Yi, what's the matter with you?

-You're so clumsy. -Sorry.

My goodness. We need to wipe the floor again.

It's so troublesome. You do it.

Here.

What are you doing?

Gang up to bully her?

Hao Wu Yi, don't simply say that.

We didn't bully her.

Qiao Yi made a mistake.

I don't care.

I'm helping her regardless who's in the right.

Don't you bully Qiao Yi.

When she sees something that she likes...

she'll buy two of it.

She's always the first person to wish me on my birthday.

She even remembers my parents' birthdays.

Speaking of best friends...

I'll always think of her first.

Hao Wu Yi.

I miss you very much.

Those who are far away.

Hurry up.

Tidy up your uniforms.

Look at this. Fix it. Hurry up.

Hurry up.

Brace yourselves.

You represent the spirit of our school.

Got it?

Stand there.

Didn't your form teacher tell you to put on the blue uniform?

What are you looking at?

Why are you always different from others?

Didn't teacher tell us to put on the blue uniform?

Everyone.

All of you are the outstanding students of Nanchuan Middle School.

You must keep the school's glory in mind.

Please take a look at this student.

Hao Wu Yi.

Let me ask you.

Where did you put the school's glory at?

You can't even put on the right uniform.

Let me ask you.

What can you do in the future?

Tell me.

Get in the line.

Let me ask you again.

Where did you put the school's glory at?

Wu Yi!

Why is there another one who put on the wrong uniform?

Class 3, 10th Grade.

Are you trying to piss me off?

Come up here!

What is best friend?

You'll feel jealous seeing her close to others.

Here.

Put this on.

You can turn misfortune into blessings.

You're her lucky star.

Thank you.

What is best friend?

You care about her feelings.

You're afraid of losing her.

In front of her,

you don't have to pretend to be great.

You can laugh loudly.

You can cry aloud too.

Let me tell you.

Write a punishment letter.

I'll give you a strict punishment.

You can still laugh.

I'll let you have a good laugh.

-That's my sister. -That's Hao Wu Yi.

Wei Min.

This is yours?

I...

Open it.

As a good friend, you'll help him and support him.

Even if you don't express your gratitude,

he'll surely understand.

A good friend,

is someone you're willing to share,

the best food with.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday to you.

Aren't you not coming back?

I was pulling your leg.

I want to give you a surprise.

Surprise.

Little cat.

It's dirty.