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NARRATOR: And now DreamWorks's
"The Penguins of Madagascar."
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-Cute and cuddly, boys.
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-Men, no training tonight.
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It's game night.
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-Trivia!
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Let's play trivia.
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I dominate trivia.
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-Oh!
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Can we play Simon
Says this week?
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-Yes.
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Simon says we play trivia.
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-Dreamy Date, Dreamy Date!
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-No, no, no, no, men,
we're not playing
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any of those admittedly
delightful amusements.
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We're playing hot potato!
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Eeny, meeny, miney, Rico!
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-Here you go.
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-Come on!
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OK.
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Think, Kowalski, think.
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Oh, Private!
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Private, where are you?
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I don't have the bomb.
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I just want to share
your hiding space.
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[PRIVATE WHIMPERING]
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-And also, your Lunacorn
fan club kit just arrived.
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-With the rainbow
scented mouse pad?
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-No give backs!
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-Hot potato!
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-Oh dear.
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-Hot potato?
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Is that what you maniacs call
destroying someone's home?
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-No, but in certain
parts of Mongolia,
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destroying someone's
yurt is called Tepid Yam.
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-I wanted to play trivia.
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-Leonard, it was
a freak accident.
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The odds of your
habitat incurring damage
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were, um-- what were
they again, Kowalski?
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-One in three.
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-Right.
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I think we can all agree
that was a risk worth taking.
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-Leave me alone.
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-I'm sure the zoo will have
this hole patched up in no time.
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You'll see.
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-Hm.
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Damage is structural.
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I must knock down whole
habitat, start fresh.
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Big job.
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-Nuts.
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I'll have to move the koala
somewhere in the meantime.
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Maybe he'd get along
with the kangaroo.
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I mean, they're
both from Austria.
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-You mean Australia, da?
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-There's a difference?
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-Leonard and Joey together?
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-Ay, ay, ay.
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-I calculate the odds
of Leonard surviving
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that scenario at 100%.
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-Really?
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-No, wait.
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I was holding it upside down.
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That's 0% with an
exclamation point.
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-Somehow I feel this
is partially our fault.
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-It's entirely our fault.
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-Let's not point fingers
we don't have, Private.
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Anywho, we'd better smooth this
over with the hoppy marsupial.
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-Listen up, Joey.
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Boopy, we've got some new--
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-Joey don't like visitors.
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-Um, then I don't imagine
you'd fancy a roommate.
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-A roommate?
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Yeah, that might be a fair go.
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-Is that a yes?
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-Sure.
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Gets lonely being the
only roo in the zoo.
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So who is this Shela?
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-Shela?
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Yeah, you know, girl.
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Joey's got a hungry heart,
just like everyone else.
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-Um, well, it's
not quite a shela.
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-Hurry, hurry.
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I do not want to miss a moment
of the melee in midtown,
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the hostility in the habitat,
the big to do in the zoo.
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-Joey, this is Leonard.
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Leonard, Joey.
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-What are you birds
trying to pull?
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That's no shela.
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That's not even a kangaroo.
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-Leonard is a koala.
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-I don't care what he is.
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He's not staying here.
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Now get out before
I throw you out.
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Blimey, I think
this bloke's kicked.
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-No, he's not.
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He's nocturnal.
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He sleeps all day.
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-Therefore, with your
divergent sleeping schedules,
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your interaction will be
kept at an absolute minimum.
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-See?
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You'll hardly even
know he's here.
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Heck, you could even use him
as a footstool if you want.
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-Well, maybe this
will work after all.
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-Fantastic.
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We can wash our hands
of this whole mess.
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Roll out, men.
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-Hm.
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Not bad.
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Not bad at all.
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-Glad we didn't pay top
dollar for ringside seats.
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-What a day.
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I slept like a
little-- who are you?
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What are you?
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Stay away.
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I have claws.
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Granted, they're mostly for
climbing, but I'm clever.
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I bet I could figure out how
to use them for self defence.
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-Calm down, [INAUDIBLE].
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I'm your temporary habitat mate.
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-Well.
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That's, um, swell.
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I'm going to go chew
some eucalyptus.
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Want some?
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-Listen, all I want
is to hang about.
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I don't want us to be pals.
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I just want some sleep.
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-Oh.
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OK.
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See you in the morning.
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[PLAYING BAGPIPES]
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-What the--
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-What?
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-Oi, mate!
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That's me bouncy ball.
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-Blimey!
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What was that?
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-Sorry.
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My claws must have popped it.
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-My ball.
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It was my favourite possession.
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I love this ball.
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-Well, technically
you still have
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the ball, just not
the air inside.
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-Nice idea with the habitat
warming gift, Skipper.
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But are you sure they like fish?
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-Fish.
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-Everybody likes fish, Private.
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-(SINGING) Fish.
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-Actually, kangaroos are
herbivores and koalas
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eat only eucalyptus leaves.
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I've got to do something
with all this trivia.
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LEONARD: Help!
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Somebody save me!
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-Ditch the gift.
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Let's roll.
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Rico!
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-Aw, come on.
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-I can't hold on much longer.
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-Rico!
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Spring!
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-Please help, anybody!
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-Got you!
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-Anybody but the penguins!
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No penguins!
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-No.
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-Relax, nocturnal marsupial.
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You're safe now.
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-Not so high.
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Not so fast.
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-Now don't tell me
you're afraid of heights.
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-No.
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I'm getting motion sickness.
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-Oh dear.
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Well, lasted longer
than I thought it would.
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-Why are you penguins
trying to ruin my life?
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It was perfectly fine
until you blew up my home.
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-Were you, Leonard, really?
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Or were you a sad,
lonely shell of a beast?
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-Yes.
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And I was happy that way.
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-I'm going to clobber
you until your ivories
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make like a necklace.
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-Retreat!
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-Hey, hey!
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It is so on.
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-The sewer?
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Um, no, sorry.
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Do you know what's down there?
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-Oh, you think Joey's afraid
to get his paws dirty, do you?
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-This event was so over-hyped.
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-Oi!
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Me backside's all bogged.
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-Not so tough now,
are you, big guy?
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-Leonard, high tail it.
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-What's with the referring to
yourself in the third person?
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Oi!
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Joey's going to say
something loud and stupid.
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Do you ever listen
to your words?
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Typical kangaroo.
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-Leonard!
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-You can take the
boy out of the out,
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but you can't take the
back out of the boy.
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Something like that.
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Give me a minute.
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I'll get it.
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You can take the
outback out of the out.
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Out of the--
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[CRASH]
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-Joey thinks he's been insulted,
and Joey don't like that.
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-See?
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The third person thing.
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-He's gone.
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-Curious.
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I wouldn't think a mammal that
large could be so stealthy.
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-Maybe he turned
around and went back--
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[YELLING]
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-It's not my fault he
can't handle honesty.
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-Rico, 40 winks.
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-Keep running and
don't stop no matter
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how disturbing the sounds.
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-I'm running, I'm running!
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-Knock it off, mate.
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-Give it up.
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I could do this all day.
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Good one.
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Didn't see that coming.
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-Oh no.
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No!
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No!
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-End of the line, fuzz lump.
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-Don't hurt me.
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It's not my fault.
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It's those penguins.
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-Penguins didn't pop my ball.
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-True, but if they
hadn't wrecked my home,
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I wouldn't have been
in yours and your ball
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would still be fine.
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It's straight logic.
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-You might have a point there.
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-We're too late.
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-Avert your eyes, young Private.
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You'll never be
able to un-see this.
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-Don't worry about it.
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I'll burn you a DVD.
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-Skipper, wait!
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Look!
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They're becoming friends.
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-OK, this lack of
violence is senseless.
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-If they'd just stop butting
into other people's lives,
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we'd be fine.
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-You're right about that, mate.
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A bunch of sticky
beaks, those birds.
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-Which one annoys you
more, the touchy feely
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one or the egghead?
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-It's the vomity bloke what
makes me chucking wobblies.
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-Right.
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It's like, hello,
sanitary hygiene, anyone?
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-Mission accomplished, boys.
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-But Skipper, I feel terrible.
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The only reason they're friends
is because they hate us.
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-Right.
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Now they have
something in common.
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I call that a win.
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Now let's ditch this sewer
hole and have a game night.
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-Dreamy Date!
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-Did you know that
Dreamy Date is
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the 75th most popular
board game ever?
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Well, you world if you played
trivia just one stinking time!
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-Nice try, Kowalski, but
we're going with Rico's game.
269
00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:48,040
-All right!
270
00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:48,740
-Sure.
271
00:11:48,740 --> 00:11:51,160
It's a lot safer than
the last game we played.
272
00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:54,460
-Oh, you mean hot potato!
273
00:11:54,460 --> 00:11:55,890
I love that game.
274
00:12:10,590 --> 00:12:13,040
[SNORING]
275
00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:15,730
-All clear at station Alpha.
276
00:12:15,730 --> 00:12:18,530
Alice is in her office
napping or swallowing
277
00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:19,830
a family of piglets.
278
00:12:19,830 --> 00:12:21,800
-Let's hear surveillance
station Delta.
279
00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:23,410
[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]
280
00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:25,970
-Seems Officer X is
enjoying a quiet evening
281
00:12:25,970 --> 00:12:27,020
of classical music.
282
00:12:32,450 --> 00:12:33,280
-Two all clears.
283
00:12:33,280 --> 00:12:36,550
Mark 'em, boys.
284
00:12:36,550 --> 00:12:37,490
MAN: Leprechaun.
285
00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:39,130
Avocado.
286
00:12:39,130 --> 00:12:39,960
-Kowalski, status report.
287
00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:42,220
-I've got a short
in station Zeta.
288
00:12:42,220 --> 00:12:42,920
-Station Zeta.
289
00:12:42,920 --> 00:12:44,470
That's the sewer rats.
290
00:12:44,470 --> 00:12:46,290
-Mudslide.
291
00:12:46,290 --> 00:12:48,010
No escape.
292
00:12:48,010 --> 00:12:50,310
-We lost Zeta.
293
00:12:50,310 --> 00:12:52,210
-Leprechaun, avocado,
mudslide, no escape.
294
00:12:52,210 --> 00:12:53,210
What's that about?
295
00:12:53,210 --> 00:12:56,080
-Cryptic with a
chance of terrifying.
296
00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:57,550
I need more intel.
297
00:12:57,550 --> 00:12:58,900
-But Skipper, the but is dead.
298
00:12:58,900 --> 00:13:01,320
-Then somebody's going
inside incognito.
299
00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:04,920
Kowalski, who's our
most ratlike operative?
300
00:13:04,920 --> 00:13:07,560
-[INAUDIBLE].
301
00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:09,990
-I am not.
302
00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:13,210
-Calculating, and none of us.
303
00:13:13,210 --> 00:13:16,370
I can't make the bird
to rat maths work.
304
00:13:16,370 --> 00:13:17,970
-Curse our avian good lucks.
305
00:13:17,970 --> 00:13:20,680
-What we need is a small
number with a long tail
306
00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:23,490
and an annoyingly
high pitched voice.
307
00:13:23,490 --> 00:13:25,880
-I call my tail Rodney.
308
00:13:25,880 --> 00:13:27,560
-You want Mort to go undercover.
309
00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:28,810
Our Mort?
310
00:13:28,810 --> 00:13:30,650
[GIGGLING]
311
00:13:30,650 --> 00:13:31,670
-Stop that, Rodney.
312
00:13:31,670 --> 00:13:33,520
-I've got a no and
a double uh-uh.
313
00:13:33,520 --> 00:13:39,730
That spells no way anyone is
to be undercover spy acting.
314
00:13:39,730 --> 00:13:41,240
I've got, like, 11
different characters.
315
00:13:41,240 --> 00:13:43,360
Check it out.
316
00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:45,760
[CLEARS THROAT] [INAUDIBLE].
317
00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:49,220
I am the Kentucky colonel.
318
00:13:49,220 --> 00:13:53,510
Oh, say hello to
the wealthy heiress.
319
00:13:53,510 --> 00:13:59,040
Darling, we must summer
at the fancy boating club.
320
00:13:59,040 --> 00:13:59,740
-Right.
321
00:13:59,740 --> 00:14:01,460
Sad eyes it is.
322
00:14:01,460 --> 00:14:02,370
-Hooray!
323
00:14:02,370 --> 00:14:03,280
I guess.
324
00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:07,370
-Fine, but this Mort is no rat.
325
00:14:07,370 --> 00:14:09,100
I'll be in my dressing room.
326
00:14:09,100 --> 00:14:09,800
-Oh.
327
00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:10,830
He will be.
328
00:14:18,230 --> 00:14:19,220
-Testing.
329
00:14:19,220 --> 00:14:19,920
Testing.
330
00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:24,140
-Ta da.
331
00:14:24,140 --> 00:14:26,600
-Since when do you
have a birthmark?
332
00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:27,300
-What?
333
00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:28,250
Oh, it's just a--
334
00:14:28,250 --> 00:14:28,950
-What?
335
00:14:28,950 --> 00:14:32,220
A spy acting job and
now a birthy mark, too?
336
00:14:32,220 --> 00:14:35,560
Why and how come does Mort get
to be spoiled with everything?
337
00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:39,050
Maurice, dramatic
[INAUDIBLE] position.
338
00:14:39,050 --> 00:14:42,340
To the left, to the left.
339
00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:43,430
-So disguise.
340
00:14:43,430 --> 00:14:45,970
Now let's complete the illusion.
341
00:14:45,970 --> 00:14:47,700
Kowalski, cover story, ASAP.
342
00:14:47,700 --> 00:14:50,250
-You are now Ben Goodsniffer,
born in the sewers
343
00:14:50,250 --> 00:14:52,670
but raised by the cave dwelling
wood rats of the Alleghenies,
344
00:14:52,670 --> 00:14:54,420
the years of total
darkness leading
345
00:14:54,420 --> 00:14:57,080
to your comically oversized
eyes and a burning
346
00:14:57,080 --> 00:15:00,160
desire to seek out your
long lost sewer brothers.
347
00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:01,510
Any questions?
348
00:15:01,510 --> 00:15:03,980
-Is purple a vegetable?
349
00:15:03,980 --> 00:15:06,040
-Yeah, I can't work with this.
350
00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:08,950
-Forget the cloak and
dagger mumbo jumbo.
351
00:15:08,950 --> 00:15:11,290
There's only one thing
you need to remember.
352
00:15:11,290 --> 00:15:13,290
Be the rat.
353
00:15:13,290 --> 00:15:14,480
-Touch the feet.
354
00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:16,800
-Be the rat.
355
00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:18,150
-Bird is funny.
356
00:15:18,150 --> 00:15:19,720
-Be the rat.
357
00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:20,700
-Banana.
358
00:15:20,700 --> 00:15:22,180
-Be the rat!
359
00:15:22,180 --> 00:15:23,660
-Be the rat?
360
00:15:23,660 --> 00:15:24,990
I smell cheese.
361
00:15:24,990 --> 00:15:28,450
-Boys, we've got our inside man.
362
00:15:28,450 --> 00:15:30,940
-Now, you should be
approaching the entrance
363
00:15:30,940 --> 00:15:32,640
to the rats' territory.
364
00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:34,610
Remember, you're
there to listen.
365
00:15:34,610 --> 00:15:36,650
-Been a long time coming.
366
00:15:36,650 --> 00:15:38,550
Play it cool, like
the night wind.
367
00:15:38,550 --> 00:15:39,810
You know what to do.
368
00:15:39,810 --> 00:15:43,650
-Be the rat, be the
rat, be the rat.
369
00:15:43,650 --> 00:15:44,610
Hello.
370
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,980
I'm being the rat.
371
00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:48,120
-Ay, ay, ay.
372
00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:49,010
-Pipe down, dude.
373
00:15:49,010 --> 00:15:51,390
We're trying to pick some
sweet carpeting here.
374
00:15:51,390 --> 00:15:52,210
-OK.
375
00:15:52,210 --> 00:15:55,680
Leprechaun is too
green, avocado clashes
376
00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:59,150
with the sewage, so we
go with mudslide brown.
377
00:15:59,150 --> 00:16:01,260
-I still like midnight escape.
378
00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:03,130
-I said no escape!
379
00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:05,590
-So leprechaun,
avocado, mudslide,
380
00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:07,940
no escape is all
just carpet colours?
381
00:16:07,940 --> 00:16:09,250
-Yes, of course.
382
00:16:09,250 --> 00:16:12,440
Let's all be glad this floor
covering crisis is over.
383
00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:13,680
Good job.
384
00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:14,920
Agent Sad Eyes, return to base.
385
00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:15,620
-Hey.
386
00:16:15,620 --> 00:16:18,190
What's with that red ring
on the new guy's tail?
387
00:16:18,190 --> 00:16:19,070
-Oh, that.
388
00:16:19,070 --> 00:16:20,170
It's just a--
389
00:16:20,170 --> 00:16:22,160
-Grab him!
390
00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:23,170
-Bug out, Sad Eyes.
391
00:16:23,170 --> 00:16:23,870
Move, men!
392
00:16:23,870 --> 00:16:24,840
Move!
393
00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:25,580
-Sad eyes!
394
00:16:28,460 --> 00:16:29,870
-What do we do, Skipper?
395
00:16:29,870 --> 00:16:33,010
-Boys, this undercover op
just became a rescue op.
396
00:16:33,010 --> 00:16:35,700
It's time for an
old pro to step in.
397
00:16:35,700 --> 00:16:41,200
-It's a job for
Kentucky Colonel Julien.
398
00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:41,900
What?
399
00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:43,500
Too much finger moustache?
400
00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:47,350
-Kowalski, bring me
my alias portfolio.
401
00:16:47,350 --> 00:16:49,530
-Hello, guvnor.
402
00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:51,240
-Who goes there?
403
00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:54,240
-To be good, Jack the
Knife at your service.
404
00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:58,860
I hear you blokes had a lot
of trouble with a lemur spy.
405
00:16:58,860 --> 00:17:00,850
-I ain't seen any
spies around here.
406
00:17:00,850 --> 00:17:01,550
-Really?
407
00:17:01,550 --> 00:17:02,740
Then what happened to--
408
00:17:02,740 --> 00:17:03,910
-Glory be.
409
00:17:03,910 --> 00:17:08,770
I hear you got a tiny,
annoying lemur down here.
410
00:17:08,770 --> 00:17:09,880
-Ringtail!
411
00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:12,070
Um, what's all
this, then, guvnor?
412
00:17:12,070 --> 00:17:12,770
-Oh.
413
00:17:12,770 --> 00:17:17,990
I declare, I would love to see
a lemur expensive diamond talk.
414
00:17:17,990 --> 00:17:23,200
So what you cowpokes rustle
up that stray, howdy?
415
00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:25,940
Robot resident
approves this method.
416
00:17:25,940 --> 00:17:27,600
Sniff, squeak, skitter, skitter.
417
00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:29,890
That's my rat, you know,
for the home crowd.
418
00:17:29,890 --> 00:17:31,760
-That is the worst
acting I've ever seen.
419
00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:35,560
-Oh, like the eye patch
penguin was better?
420
00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:36,790
-We got spies.
421
00:17:36,790 --> 00:17:40,310
[WHISTLES]
422
00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:44,170
-So now it's a triple
undercover rescue mission?
423
00:17:44,170 --> 00:17:45,790
-I'll get the disguise kit.
424
00:17:45,790 --> 00:17:47,860
-I call suave pirate
Sashay Calypso!
425
00:17:47,860 --> 00:17:50,760
-[MUMBLES] Aw, man.
426
00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:51,460
-Hey!
427
00:17:51,460 --> 00:17:52,590
-I never!
428
00:17:52,590 --> 00:17:53,350
-Hey.
429
00:17:53,350 --> 00:17:54,680
Been a long time.
430
00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:56,390
-You look uglier
than I remember.
431
00:17:56,390 --> 00:17:58,460
-I had a skin condition.
432
00:17:58,460 --> 00:18:00,140
-Well, now I feel like a jerk.
433
00:18:00,140 --> 00:18:04,390
-Hey, King, what do we do
with nosy spies around here?
434
00:18:04,390 --> 00:18:06,180
-Not my call anymore, dude.
435
00:18:06,180 --> 00:18:09,290
We all bow to the great one.
436
00:18:09,290 --> 00:18:11,770
-I'm being the rat!
437
00:18:11,770 --> 00:18:12,760
Hooray!
438
00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:13,750
-Hooray!
439
00:18:13,750 --> 00:18:16,200
-What in the name
of golden calfery?
440
00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:18,900
-The great one
bears the red ring.
441
00:18:18,900 --> 00:18:21,240
It's in all the ancient relics.
442
00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:24,470
Sacred symbol of ratdom.
443
00:18:24,470 --> 00:18:25,170
-Really?
444
00:18:25,170 --> 00:18:28,270
A guy shows up with a
birthmark on his rump stick
445
00:18:28,270 --> 00:18:29,930
and you just hand
over the throne?
446
00:18:29,930 --> 00:18:32,130
-Hey, I'm just a dude
who's into punching stuff.
447
00:18:32,130 --> 00:18:35,000
I can't compete with the
wisdom of the great one.
448
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:35,830
Tell them, great one.
449
00:18:35,830 --> 00:18:39,350
-I like cheese and
fighting things!
450
00:18:39,350 --> 00:18:40,440
-Great one.
451
00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:42,770
-Is this guy awesome or what?
452
00:18:42,770 --> 00:18:47,810
-Mort, great one, because
of a stupid tail ring?
453
00:18:47,810 --> 00:18:51,470
I am the original ringtail!
454
00:18:51,470 --> 00:18:54,550
-Look, I'm going to be straight
with you diseased rodentia.
455
00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:56,600
This isn't some rat great one.
456
00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:57,770
This is Sad Eyes.
457
00:18:57,770 --> 00:19:00,550
-The great one is
known by many names.
458
00:19:00,550 --> 00:19:02,920
I like Cheese Brother
Supremo myself.
459
00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:04,930
You rock, great one.
460
00:19:04,930 --> 00:19:06,710
-Yes, it is true.
461
00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:07,570
-He's our agent.
462
00:19:07,570 --> 00:19:10,580
We sent him here to see
what horror you were
463
00:19:10,580 --> 00:19:11,950
unleashing on the surface world.
464
00:19:11,950 --> 00:19:15,120
-Why would we be unleashing
horror on the surface world?
465
00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:18,490
-Um, maybe because you live
in a kingdom of stinkiness.
466
00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:19,960
That's right, Mort.
467
00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:23,410
You are a king of toilet
flushings and garbage eaters.
468
00:19:23,410 --> 00:19:24,710
So there.
469
00:19:24,710 --> 00:19:27,080
-Dude, ouch.
470
00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:30,050
I mean, sure, we live in a
cold sewer and eat garbage.
471
00:19:30,050 --> 00:19:31,770
-We are getting new carpet.
472
00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:33,840
-In the zoo, the
houses are toasty
473
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:36,620
and the food is fresh every day.
474
00:19:36,620 --> 00:19:41,320
-Great one, are you saying
we should invade the zoo?
475
00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:42,660
-Is that what a rat would do?
476
00:19:42,660 --> 00:19:43,860
-Totally.
477
00:19:43,860 --> 00:19:46,860
-Invasion!
478
00:19:46,860 --> 00:19:48,360
[RATS CHEERING]
479
00:19:48,360 --> 00:19:50,480
-I kind of get the
pirate and the sumo,
480
00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:52,050
but what's his problem?
481
00:19:52,050 --> 00:19:53,440
-I'm an atom.
482
00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:54,340
Don't you see it?
483
00:19:54,340 --> 00:19:55,760
The perfect disguise.
484
00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:56,460
They're everywhere.
485
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:03,180
-How could I have sent a
rookie so deep undercover?
486
00:20:03,180 --> 00:20:05,130
I should have known
the boy would go rat.
487
00:20:05,130 --> 00:20:07,190
-I also blame you,
so we are agreed.
488
00:20:07,190 --> 00:20:08,040
-Never mind blame.
489
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,380
The entire zoo's in jeopardy.
490
00:20:10,380 --> 00:20:14,010
Ringtail, I'll need
your, um, acting skills.
491
00:20:17,230 --> 00:20:17,940
-Oh.
492
00:20:17,940 --> 00:20:19,030
Um, 'scuse me.
493
00:20:19,030 --> 00:20:21,260
As a licenced professor
of, um, doctorology,
494
00:20:21,260 --> 00:20:25,250
I could not help to notice
you've got something, um-- no,
495
00:20:25,250 --> 00:20:27,100
not there.
496
00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:28,480
A bit closer.
497
00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:31,360
Almost.
498
00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:32,260
Oh.
499
00:20:32,260 --> 00:20:33,770
There it is, in your face.
500
00:20:38,490 --> 00:20:40,130
-Hurry, Kowalski.
501
00:20:40,130 --> 00:20:42,840
-I'm trying.
502
00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:44,300
Why did I choose magnesium?
503
00:20:44,300 --> 00:20:48,450
-There's no telling what
they're doing to poor--
504
00:20:48,450 --> 00:20:50,350
-Hooray for invasion!
505
00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:51,290
-Awesome!
506
00:20:51,290 --> 00:20:53,400
Give the order, great one.
507
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:54,100
-OK.
508
00:20:54,100 --> 00:20:54,930
Start!
509
00:20:54,930 --> 00:20:55,950
-Stop!
510
00:20:55,950 --> 00:20:58,260
-Behold the one
thing powerful enough
511
00:20:58,260 --> 00:21:02,630
to snap you out of this
rat trap, the feet.
512
00:21:02,630 --> 00:21:05,260
-Yoo hoo.
513
00:21:05,260 --> 00:21:06,570
-Rats don't like feet.
514
00:21:06,570 --> 00:21:07,840
-Well, that was all I had.
515
00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:09,110
-Go for it, great one.
516
00:21:09,110 --> 00:21:11,570
Show 'em your awesome
invasion plan.
517
00:21:11,570 --> 00:21:13,060
-Surround the animals!
518
00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:26,270
-And now, unleash the
kisses and huggies!
519
00:21:26,270 --> 00:21:28,920
-Yeah, the kiss-- what?
520
00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:30,240
-Never question the great one.
521
00:21:35,450 --> 00:21:36,660
-Do you mind, buddy boy?
522
00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:44,340
-You let Mort make
the invasion plan?
523
00:21:44,340 --> 00:21:47,730
-Well, yeah, but this
is just part one.
524
00:21:47,730 --> 00:21:48,430
-No.
525
00:21:48,430 --> 00:21:49,860
This is the everything.
526
00:21:49,860 --> 00:21:52,870
-But you're the great one.
527
00:21:52,870 --> 00:21:56,110
You're supposed to lead us to
toasty houses and fresh food.
528
00:21:56,110 --> 00:21:56,810
-Oh.
529
00:21:56,810 --> 00:21:58,240
Food!
530
00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:00,880
Well, I always keep
some strawberry jelly
531
00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:02,930
on my tail for snacking.
532
00:22:02,930 --> 00:22:03,760
See?
533
00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:05,430
Oh, it's good.
534
00:22:05,430 --> 00:22:07,380
Mm.
535
00:22:07,380 --> 00:22:10,090
-I knew we should have
stuck with punching stuff.
536
00:22:14,580 --> 00:22:15,280
-Bye bye.
537
00:22:22,060 --> 00:22:22,760
-See?
538
00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:23,460
-Careful.
539
00:22:23,460 --> 00:22:26,280
Mort's brain has been
completely destabilised.
540
00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:27,870
It could take
months, even years,
541
00:22:27,870 --> 00:22:29,800
to bring him back
from his rat state.
542
00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:32,250
-Am I all done
being the rat now?
543
00:22:32,250 --> 00:22:32,950
-Or fast.
544
00:22:32,950 --> 00:22:34,580
It could be fast.
545
00:22:34,580 --> 00:22:38,980
-Sad Eyes was the most amazing
undercover work I've ever seen.
546
00:22:38,980 --> 00:22:39,690
-Yeah.
547
00:22:39,690 --> 00:22:42,000
I still got, like, 10
characters on you, though.
548
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,950
I'm just saying.
549
00:22:43,950 --> 00:22:46,140
-Well done, tiny soldier.
550
00:22:46,140 --> 00:22:49,690
Consider yourself
an honorary penguin.
551
00:22:49,690 --> 00:22:50,580
-Be the penguin.
552
00:22:53,420 --> 00:22:54,460
-Hey.
553
00:22:54,460 --> 00:22:56,910
-You didn't see anything.
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