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NARRATOR: And now, DreamWorks--
"The Penguins of Madagascar."
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-Cute and cuddly, boys.
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Ah, a brand new
baby day is born.
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Freshly spanked,
full of promise,
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adventure, and the hope
of inflicting pain.
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-Yay, pain!
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-Good morning, baby day.
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--[SIGHS] But Skipper, why do
we have to start so early?
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Wouldn't the promise
and hope still
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be there if we waited
until sunup to exercise?
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-Maybe, Kowalski.
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But why take the chance?
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All right, gentlemen,
toe touches.
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Remember not to bend your knees.
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-Have we got knees?
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-Ah, Carlotta.
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I like the way
you touch my feet.
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Hey, Maurice!
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I'm not adequately sleeped.
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Hit the sun's snooze button.
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Maurice, I'm decreeing.
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Maurice!
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Why are you not here?
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-I'm here.
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Woah!
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-Maurice!
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Hello!
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Maurice!
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-He was my right hand man.
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And now my right
hand is left manless.
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There he is.
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Come, Mort.
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I shall give Maurice's
tongue a lashing.
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-OK, listen up.
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Now, here's how it will go down.
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-What is Morris doing?
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-Now, we've got to keep
this one the hush hush.
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-Gotcha.
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-Not a word to Julien.
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We don't want him
to see this coming.
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-OK.
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-Trust me, this will knock
him right off his throat.
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-All right, baby.
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-Yeah.
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We're going to blow
King Julien away.
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--[GASPS] I have been a good
king, have I not, Mort?
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-Well, I could use
more foot time.
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You are the best king ever.
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-So why would Maurice
be savagely plotting
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to knock me off
and blow me away?
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-Maybe he's planning a
surprise party for you.
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-But is it my birthday?
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Is it King Julien day?
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Is it Julien day?
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-No, and no, and maybe.
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-So Maurice could
not be planning
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a surprise party
for me, could he?
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No, the real surprise is Maurice
wants to put me six feet under.
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-I'd like to be under six feet.
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-This fiendish plot
will be foiled.
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Maybe plastic wraps, too.
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Mort, we must train for battle.
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Cadet No Class Mort,
are the coconuts ready?
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-Yes, Generalissimo King Julien.
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-Ready, aim, throw the coconuts!
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Yes, stinky Maurice.
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You are stinky!
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You make my nose turn
with your stinky stink!
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-Take that, traitor!
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How are you liking me now?
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-Oops.
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It was a good throw, though.
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-Situps, 50 reps.
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Ready?
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And--
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-Sad Eyes, what gives?
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-I think I'm a coconut.
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-Mort, you dud.
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You made me miss.
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-Sorry.
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Sorry, Generalissimo
King Julien!
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-Whoa, whoa!
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Oh, wait a minute.
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Generalissimo?
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-That's right, baby.
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Check me out.
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I, too, am a military guy.
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[MUMBLES]
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-You are a disgrace to the
uniform-- even that uniform.
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-Which is a disgrace
unto itself.
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-Why do you even need a uniform?
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-Because Maurice
has turned traitor,
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and he's getting the
whole zoo, and [INAUDIBLE]
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is forming a violent mob.
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Kings and violent mobs are
natural enemies in the wild.
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-But that doesn't make sense.
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Maurice is incredibly
devoted to you.
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-Beyond reason or merit.
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-All right, Ringtail.
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We'll look into this
cockamamie conspiracy of yours.
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-OK, this is good.
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Can I have my
Generalissimo hat back?
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-No.
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-Violent mob.
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If there was such a thing,
I would have started it.
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-Everybody get a
pitchfork and a torch.
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And remember, not a
peep to King Julien.
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This is going to slay him.
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[CHEERING]
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-Sweet civil unrest!
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Ringtail was right.
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-But Skipper, don't
you think there might
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be some other
innocent explanation?
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-Do the maths, Private.
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-Pitchforks plus torches
plus mob invariably equals--
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-Revolution!
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So now you are seeing the
plotting, seeing the scheming.
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You're seeing the
rousing of the rebels.
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-I still have a
hard time believing
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Maurice could turn traitor.
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-In a twisted way,
it makes sense.
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You see, for a mammal, Maurice
is extraordinarily intelligent.
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-Might want to wait a while
before you go back in there.
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-Meanwhile, Julien is
extraordinarily not.
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-Stop staring at me, buddy.
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You better step off.
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-Julien, that's a stuffed fish.
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-Burn!
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He got you good.
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Admit it.
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-This red line shows
the frustration level
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of a really smart person
forced to take orders
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from some dunder-brained boob.
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As you can see, the
frustration just
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keeps rising and
rising and rising.
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I mean, why don't they put
the smart guy in charge, huh?
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It doesn't make any sense!
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Something has got
to give, people!
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Am I the only one seeing this?
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-Great, love the passion.
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Message went right over.
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-Yeah.
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Someday there will
be genius justice.
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-So, what do we do, Skipper?
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-Nothing.
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I have my royal defence
force to protect me.
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Mort!
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-I smell fishies!
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-Yeah, that's not going to work.
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-Now, it's no secret that
I don't care for Ringtail.
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-Likewise, [MUMBLES].
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-But we can't stand by while an
angry mob shreds him to pieces.
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-Sweetness!
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Set my alarm for when my
enemies have been crushed.
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-Negative!
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You're going to
fully participate
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in this joint penguin
lemur operation.
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-But Skipper, I'm a
lover, not a fighter.
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-Don't worry about
that, Ringtail.
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Basic training will kick
the love right out of you.
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-You keep dreaming.
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One.
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Two.
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-Let me hear it, soldier.
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-This is my pea shooter.
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There are many like it,
but this one is mine.
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-Yummy peas.
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-Ten.
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Eleven.
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-(SINGING) I don't
know, but I've been
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told Antarctica is mighty cold.
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-Nineteen.
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Twenty!
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-OK.
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So maybe we don't put
them on the front lines.
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Men, as you know, the best
defence is a good offence.
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-And no one is more
offensive than you.
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You are so snapped!
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Please continue.
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-We'll strike before Maurice's
little coup gets too cuckoo.
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Gentlemen, Operation "We're
Really Helping Julien, Really?"
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is a go.
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-So, where is the king?
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-I am dying to spring
this surprise already.
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-I don't know where he is.
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But he should be here soon.
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-Oh, I already am.
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Surprised?
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Traitors!
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Traitors!
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-Rico, drop the
not-so-smart ball.
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-Get it off, get
it off, get it off!
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-This is not going to end well.
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-OK, boys.
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Let's get in the game.
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-This will teach you
to be a traitor, snake!
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-Wait, wait!
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What?
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-Everybody, knock it off!
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-What do you mean, traitorous?
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-Oh, don't play dummy with me.
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I know what you are
planning here, Maurice.
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-You do?
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Oh, man.
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Who blabbed about
the surprise party?
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-Yes.
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I know all about your--
wait, traitors say what?
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-Oh.
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Oops.
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-Surprise party?
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For who?
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-You.
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Remember what you
said on your birthday
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when I threw you that
big, old surprise party?
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-Well, of course I'm
not surprised, Maurice.
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It's my birthday.
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You know when it
might be a surprise?
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When it's not my birthday!
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-Surprise!
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Was he surprised?
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-Oh yeah.
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Forgot about that.
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-I tried to tell you.
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-But wait a minute.
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Why all the pitchforks
and torches?
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-Yeah, Maurice.
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How do you explain the
traditional angry mob
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trappings?
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-Remember what you said
right after the last thing
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you forgot you said?
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-Wait.
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After the last
thing I just said?
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Hang on.
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Let me see.
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And give the party a crazy mash
up theme like, I don't know,
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hillbilly meets
tiki or something.
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-Oh yeah.
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Forgot about that, too.
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-So this is all completely
innocent after all?
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Yay for innocence!
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But wait, why
weren't we invited?
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-Remember what you said right
after he said what he said?
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-Say, when you get around to
having this hillbilly tiki
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mash up surprise party,
do not invite us!
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Ah, yes.
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I remember that.
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-Come on, men.
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We're bugging out.
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-Wait, don't go.
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If there's someone I would
want at my not birthday
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hillbilly tiki
surprise party, it
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is you-- the penguin
who taught me
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what it means to be an
officer and a gentleman.
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-Oh, Ringtail, when
you put it that way,
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I can only say drop and
give me 20, soldier!
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-Yes, sir.
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Mort!
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One, and two, and
three, and four.
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(SINGING)
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-OK.
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We've seen the rhino, the
otter, and the penguins.
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-Hey, you know,
wasn't there something
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weird about those penguins?
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-What do you mean?
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-Like, were they
doing taekwondo?
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-He knows too much.
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00:12:26,790 --> 00:12:28,550
-Take your shot.
268
00:12:28,550 --> 00:12:30,040
-What?
269
00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:31,460
That's crazy talk.
270
00:12:31,460 --> 00:12:34,050
-Yeah, I guess you're right.
271
00:12:34,050 --> 00:12:34,740
-Abort!
272
00:12:42,300 --> 00:12:47,160
-I've always wanted to
dabble in the visual arts.
273
00:12:47,160 --> 00:12:47,860
-Let's bug out.
274
00:12:54,790 --> 00:12:58,260
-What happened?
275
00:12:58,260 --> 00:13:00,020
I'm OK.
276
00:13:00,020 --> 00:13:00,750
I'm OK.
277
00:13:09,380 --> 00:13:11,390
-I've done it!
278
00:13:11,390 --> 00:13:13,970
I've just designed a
pocket hyperbolic quantum
279
00:13:13,970 --> 00:13:16,880
accelerator that will
save civilisation.
280
00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:19,750
-Well, that earns
a big 'atta boy.
281
00:13:19,750 --> 00:13:20,500
-Gosh.
282
00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:23,460
-There is, however, a 50%
chance the pocket hyperbolic
283
00:13:23,460 --> 00:13:26,740
quantum accelerator could
actually destroy civilisation.
284
00:13:26,740 --> 00:13:30,590
-I see one major problem with
your invention, Kowalski.
285
00:13:30,590 --> 00:13:31,680
We don't have pockets.
286
00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:34,700
-Skipper, couldn't the 50%
chance of worldwide destruction
287
00:13:34,700 --> 00:13:36,680
be a problem, too?
288
00:13:36,680 --> 00:13:38,970
-Private may be on to something.
289
00:13:38,970 --> 00:13:40,120
Rico, what do you think?
290
00:13:49,970 --> 00:13:52,230
-That was my new calculator.
291
00:13:52,230 --> 00:13:53,380
Gone.
292
00:13:53,380 --> 00:13:54,840
Back to this, I guess.
293
00:13:54,840 --> 00:13:57,600
-Rico, destroy the
right device this time.
294
00:13:57,600 --> 00:14:00,410
Oh, maybe destroy them
all just to be sure.
295
00:14:00,410 --> 00:14:01,460
-OK.
296
00:14:01,460 --> 00:14:02,160
-Wait.
297
00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:03,610
There is no device to destroy.
298
00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:05,110
I haven't built it yet.
299
00:14:05,110 --> 00:14:09,310
It's just a plan--
a very big plan.
300
00:14:09,310 --> 00:14:10,480
-Oh, that's different.
301
00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:12,430
Plans aren't dangerous.
302
00:14:12,430 --> 00:14:13,990
-Oh, man.
303
00:14:13,990 --> 00:14:17,230
-Unless they fall
into the wrong hands.
304
00:14:17,230 --> 00:14:18,790
-[MUMBLES]
305
00:14:18,790 --> 00:14:19,650
-No!
306
00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:23,230
I have wasted the best years
of my lonely, lonely life
307
00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:24,050
on these plans.
308
00:14:24,050 --> 00:14:26,770
I won't let you destroy them.
309
00:14:26,770 --> 00:14:29,140
Stay close to Papa.
310
00:14:29,140 --> 00:14:33,100
-Postcard reproductions are
for sale in the zoovenir shop.
311
00:14:33,100 --> 00:14:33,810
Shh.
312
00:14:33,810 --> 00:14:34,730
The artist approaches.
313
00:14:45,910 --> 00:14:48,150
-Black line right here.
314
00:14:48,150 --> 00:14:49,560
Another one right there.
315
00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:53,420
A squiggle there.
316
00:14:57,120 --> 00:15:00,030
-Kowalski, I don't
relish global armageddon.
317
00:15:00,030 --> 00:15:02,530
Except for the part with the
mutant vampire motorcycle gangs
318
00:15:02,530 --> 00:15:04,920
that rule the vast wastelands.
319
00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:08,430
Looking forward to throwing
down with those boys.
320
00:15:08,430 --> 00:15:09,220
-Skipper.
321
00:15:09,220 --> 00:15:11,380
-But, on the other hand,
I look at that scribble,
322
00:15:11,380 --> 00:15:13,740
and it's just so
much gobbledygook.
323
00:15:13,740 --> 00:15:15,990
-Life's work, Skipper.
324
00:15:15,990 --> 00:15:17,870
-Anyway, save it or shred it.
325
00:15:17,870 --> 00:15:18,980
You make the call.
326
00:15:18,980 --> 00:15:20,980
-Should I destroy
my greatest creation
327
00:15:20,980 --> 00:15:23,800
and deprive civilisation
of something wonderful,
328
00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:27,360
or keep it and risk total
global annihilation?
329
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:29,300
-I've never seen
him so conflicted.
330
00:15:29,300 --> 00:15:32,440
-Yesterday at the
snow cone booth.
331
00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:35,080
-Should I indulge myself with
the luscious but familiar
332
00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:37,420
flavours of a
blueberry bubblegum?
333
00:15:37,420 --> 00:15:39,270
Or do I venture into
to the high risk,
334
00:15:39,270 --> 00:15:41,850
high reward of honeydew lemon?
335
00:15:41,850 --> 00:15:42,620
-Oh, yes.
336
00:15:42,620 --> 00:15:44,160
It was as if time froze.
337
00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:47,130
Well, more like Kowalski
froze and time kept going.
338
00:15:47,130 --> 00:15:49,320
And going.
339
00:15:49,320 --> 00:15:50,270
-What's the ruckus?
340
00:15:53,940 --> 00:15:58,250
-Chuck Charles here, live at the
Central Park Zoo with the art
341
00:15:58,250 --> 00:16:01,370
world's latest
sensation-- a pachyderm
342
00:16:01,370 --> 00:16:03,580
with a penchant for painting.
343
00:16:03,580 --> 00:16:08,390
Arriving on the scene now is
famed art critic Bella Bon
344
00:16:08,390 --> 00:16:09,090
Bueno.
345
00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:19,460
Tell us, Bella, is Burt the
Elephant the next Andy Warhol?
346
00:16:19,460 --> 00:16:22,230
-The panda was a hack.
347
00:16:22,230 --> 00:16:25,040
-Gentlemen, you are right.
348
00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:28,710
If these plans were to fall into
the wrong hands, civilisation
349
00:16:28,710 --> 00:16:30,670
itself would come to an end.
350
00:16:30,670 --> 00:16:35,290
Therefore, they
must be destroyed.
351
00:16:35,290 --> 00:16:37,650
-Good move, Kowalski.
352
00:16:37,650 --> 00:16:41,030
It's nice to see you
siding with civilisation.
353
00:16:41,030 --> 00:16:42,060
-Pursue those plans.
354
00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:03,990
-No, no, no.
355
00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:09,510
-This does not bode for the
abstract animal art movement.
356
00:17:09,510 --> 00:17:12,530
-Critics, what do they know?
357
00:17:20,610 --> 00:17:22,600
-What's this one?
358
00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:26,290
The elephant is going
in a bold new direction.
359
00:17:26,290 --> 00:17:27,580
Genius!
360
00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:29,230
This must go straight
to the museum
361
00:17:29,230 --> 00:17:31,380
for all the world to savour!
362
00:17:31,380 --> 00:17:34,110
-But that wasn't even mine.
363
00:17:34,110 --> 00:17:35,390
-Oh, nuts!
364
00:17:35,390 --> 00:17:37,300
-This must go
straight to the museum
365
00:17:37,300 --> 00:17:39,950
for all the world to savour!
366
00:17:39,950 --> 00:17:42,010
-On the bright side,
Kowalski, your work
367
00:17:42,010 --> 00:17:44,260
is the buzz of the art scene.
368
00:17:44,260 --> 00:17:46,720
-Sure, the perfect
symmetry of my equation
369
00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:48,800
may look like a
harmless abstract.
370
00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:52,400
But any evil genius with a
Van Dyke will see the truth.
371
00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:53,930
Let me illustrate.
372
00:17:53,930 --> 00:17:57,080
I am an evil genius
visiting the museum.
373
00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:58,050
-Hello there.
374
00:17:58,050 --> 00:18:00,250
-I'm visiting the museum, too.
375
00:18:00,250 --> 00:18:03,190
Can you help me find
a rainbow painting?
376
00:18:03,190 --> 00:18:07,160
-Private, stay on message.
377
00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:12,250
-As I was saying, I'm an evil
genius visiting the museum.
378
00:18:12,250 --> 00:18:15,100
I wish I had a pocket
hyperbolic quantum accelerator
379
00:18:15,100 --> 00:18:17,730
I could use to
destroy the world.
380
00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:18,430
Hello.
381
00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:28,450
-That diagram must never see
the light of track lighting.
382
00:18:28,450 --> 00:18:30,650
-Good news, artsy elephant.
383
00:18:30,650 --> 00:18:34,570
I have decided to allow you
to capture my royal regalness.
384
00:18:34,570 --> 00:18:35,770
-Do what now?
385
00:18:35,770 --> 00:18:37,430
-He wants you to pain him.
386
00:18:37,430 --> 00:18:38,300
-Really?
387
00:18:38,300 --> 00:18:39,600
You sure?
388
00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:40,610
-Yes.
389
00:18:40,610 --> 00:18:41,800
Paint me.
390
00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:44,550
-OK.
391
00:18:44,550 --> 00:18:46,230
-Not me, me.
392
00:18:46,230 --> 00:18:47,320
The canvas.
393
00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:50,430
I want you to put
me on the canvas.
394
00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:51,970
-Oh, right.
395
00:18:51,970 --> 00:18:52,670
-Not that--
396
00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:58,190
-Hey, that's
actually pretty good.
397
00:18:58,190 --> 00:19:01,500
-Gosh, you really think so?
398
00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:02,590
-Yes.
399
00:19:02,590 --> 00:19:06,140
In fact, I wouldn't mind
having multiple copies of that.
400
00:19:06,140 --> 00:19:07,760
You know, to give as gifts.
401
00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:08,940
-Hey, no problem.
402
00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:12,380
-No, wait!
403
00:19:12,380 --> 00:19:13,400
-Can I get one in blue?
404
00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:16,120
-Absolutely.
405
00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:18,600
-One trial ticket, please.
406
00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:19,560
-How old are you?
407
00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:24,130
-One senior ticket, please.
408
00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:28,240
-OK, funny guy.
409
00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:29,010
Let's go.
410
00:19:35,230 --> 00:19:36,230
-Ventilation shaft?
411
00:19:36,230 --> 00:19:37,430
Really, Kowalski?
412
00:19:37,430 --> 00:19:39,190
Seems a tad cliche.
413
00:19:39,190 --> 00:19:42,390
-Ah, cliche-- French
for I don't hear
414
00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:43,990
anyone else coming
up with anything.
415
00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:51,610
-Hold your ground, men.
416
00:19:51,610 --> 00:19:52,470
-I can't.
417
00:19:52,470 --> 00:19:54,420
-That would be the
shiny, smooth metal.
418
00:19:58,190 --> 00:19:59,180
-Hey Kowalski.
419
00:19:59,180 --> 00:20:03,620
What's French for
this ain't happening?
420
00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:06,490
[KNOCKING]
421
00:20:06,490 --> 00:20:07,190
-What?
422
00:20:07,190 --> 00:20:10,380
A Trojan horse?
423
00:20:10,380 --> 00:20:11,530
What?
424
00:20:11,530 --> 00:20:13,540
I don't get it.
425
00:20:13,540 --> 00:20:15,200
-It worked?
426
00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:16,910
-But isn't this a cliche, too?
427
00:20:16,910 --> 00:20:17,630
-Nah.
428
00:20:17,630 --> 00:20:18,920
It's a classic.
429
00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:19,870
-Why is that?
430
00:20:19,870 --> 00:20:21,120
-Because it was my idea.
431
00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:32,400
Now!
432
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:33,750
All right.
433
00:20:33,750 --> 00:20:36,110
Operation "Paint
Remover" is a go.
434
00:20:36,110 --> 00:20:37,020
Situation?
435
00:20:37,020 --> 00:20:39,270
-If my self-educated
guess is correct,
436
00:20:39,270 --> 00:20:43,810
the diagram should
be in the next room.
437
00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:44,960
-Not so fast, Private.
438
00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:50,700
-Alarm lasers.
439
00:20:50,700 --> 00:20:52,070
-Just as I suspected.
440
00:20:52,070 --> 00:20:53,440
Kowalski, options.
441
00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:54,750
-How do you feel about disco?
442
00:20:54,750 --> 00:20:56,350
-Ambivalent.
443
00:20:56,350 --> 00:20:59,120
Why?
444
00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:00,370
-Hit it.
445
00:21:00,370 --> 00:21:03,800
[MUSIC PLAYING]
446
00:21:20,460 --> 00:21:21,520
-On the beat, Rico!
447
00:21:25,490 --> 00:21:26,400
-OK.
448
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:27,990
Time to shred this puppy.
449
00:21:27,990 --> 00:21:30,560
-I can't let you do that.
450
00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:32,770
Look, its subtle
symmetry and form
451
00:21:32,770 --> 00:21:35,460
makes it a truly
unique piece of art.
452
00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:39,390
It would be a crime
to destroy it.
453
00:21:39,390 --> 00:21:43,390
-It is rather subtle in a, you
know, unique symmetry-ish way.
454
00:21:43,390 --> 00:21:44,200
-Yeah.
455
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:45,070
-Maybe.
456
00:21:45,070 --> 00:21:46,920
But we just can't
leave it here where
457
00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:49,430
any odd wandering mad
scientist with a Van Dyke
458
00:21:49,430 --> 00:21:50,320
can discover it.
459
00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:51,020
-Oh.
460
00:21:55,790 --> 00:21:57,060
-Ta da!
461
00:21:57,060 --> 00:21:57,760
-Ah.
462
00:21:57,760 --> 00:22:01,400
Without that plus sign, it
makes no sense as a schematic.
463
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:02,990
Though I question the unicorn.
464
00:22:02,990 --> 00:22:05,100
-I like it.
465
00:22:05,100 --> 00:22:08,560
-We're here for the unveiling
of the museum's latest
466
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:12,810
acquisition, the first ever
created by a non-human.
467
00:22:12,810 --> 00:22:15,720
And now, world famous
art critic Bella
468
00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:19,550
Bon Bueno will do the honours.
469
00:22:19,550 --> 00:22:20,500
-I'm in awe.
470
00:22:20,500 --> 00:22:22,010
This is not right.
471
00:22:22,010 --> 00:22:25,910
Something is different.
472
00:22:25,910 --> 00:22:27,920
Amateurish forgery!
473
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:29,180
-Amateurish?
474
00:22:29,180 --> 00:22:31,930
-Critics can be so cruel.
475
00:22:31,930 --> 00:22:33,130
-Buck up, soldier.
476
00:22:33,130 --> 00:22:36,230
You may not be recognised
as a great artist,
477
00:22:36,230 --> 00:22:38,520
but you are a darn good
inventor of devices
478
00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:39,890
that could save the world.
479
00:22:39,890 --> 00:22:44,180
-With only a 50% chance
of destroying it.
480
00:22:44,180 --> 00:22:45,370
-There.
481
00:22:45,370 --> 00:22:48,320
And they said my work would
never hang at the museum.
482
00:22:54,110 --> 00:22:55,410
-Art.
483
00:22:55,410 --> 00:22:57,770
I still don't get it.
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