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[caller] So if you
win, you'll thank me?

No, see... [chuckles] ...I'm not personally
nominated, so I don't get to go on stage.

Studio executives can't
be personally nominated.

A movie I green-lit
is nominated.

Wait, you don't get
to give a speech?

- You don't win a trophy?
- No. [laughs] No.

Matty, I told a whole roomful of people
here you're gonna win a Golden Globe.

The Leventhals drove from
Syosset to watch with me.

Well, you tell the Leventhals that
if the movie Zoë Kravitz directed

wins best musical or comedy,
like it's supposed to,

she will thank me in her speech
in front of millions of people.

Everybody will hear her
say my name. [chuckles]

Matthew, if it's Zoë's movie,

why did you tell me your
movie was nominated?

No, see, I essentially did make the
movie. I'm a part of the filmmaking team.

You know, it wouldn't have happened
without me. But the whole thing is,

nobody knows I had
anything to do with it

until Zoë Kravitz thanks me
in her acceptance speech.

Well, she had better thank you with
all you've sacrificed for this job.

[chuckles]

- No wife, no kids.
- By choice, Mom. [laughs]

Just run up on stage
with the rest of them?

Give your mother a
little wave, huh?

- Okay, I gotta go. I love you. Bye!
- Bye, honey.

[inhales sharply, sighs]

[person 1] Hey, Matt.

- Hey.
- Hey, Matt.

Hey, how's it going?

[photographer 1] Charli,
look this way, please.

[photographer 2]
Charli, looking great.

[photographer 3] Charli. Charli
D'Amelio, over here. Look this way.

- Excuse me, you're in my shot.
- Oh, shit.

Hi, guys! We are at the Golden Globes.
And look who's behind me. Zoë Kravitz.

- And she looks so good. I'm obsessed...
- [interviewer] I'm here with Zoë Kravitz.

- Zoë, this is so exciting!
- Hey. How's it going?

How does it feel to be nominated
for best comedy or musical?

I am absolutely thrilled that the
Globes have recognized our film Open.

And at the same time, it
feels a little weird to be

pitted in competition against
other artists, you know?

Like there can really be a winner.
Because I feel like anytime anyone

in this industry gets to do
something they really care about,

you know, that's-that's
the real win. So...

- That's winning, for sure.
- [chuckles]

Amazing to see you. And we're here at
the Globes, who are you excited to meet?

- [gasps] Matty!
- Patty! Hey! Hey.

- Matty, it's all happening.
- I know. Isn't this exciting?

- It's so cool.
- No, I mean it's really happening.

- I know, it's really exciting. Oh, yeah.
- I've always loved the Globes but...

You know, especially when I was
boozing. But being here as a nominee...

- Yeah. Yeah.
- ...it's on a whole other level.

- You win, we all win, you know?
- [sighs] Yeah.

Well, yeah, except as a
producer I can actually win.

- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, I can go up on stage,

take home a statue and
become Hollywood immortal.

And my legacy would
be forever enshrined.

Yeah, yeah. It'll
be really cool.

Who are all these people? I
don't recognize any of them.

They're influencers. Most of
them don't even go inside.

They just make their red
carpet TikToks and leave.

- [grunts]
- Jesus.

- What the fuck is happening to this town?
- [groans]

I remember when the red carpet

for the Golden Globes
actually stood for something.

Well, yeah, but if you don't
get these phone-toting fetuses

to focus on something
longer than 15 seconds,

all of this is going the
way of DEI departments.

- Oh, that'd be a shame.
- [gasps] Hi!

Oh! We Globezing.

[Matt] We Globezing, yo!

- What's up? Good to see you, man.
- [laughing]

- Ah, you look beautiful. Mwah!
- Look at you. You!

- I'm at table 172. Where are you guys?
- [both] Four.

- Four?
- Yeah.

How am I 168 tables away from you?
Oh, my God, am I with TV people? Ugh.

- Yeesh. Sorry about that.
- Poor thing.

- [attendee] Hey, Patty.
- Oh! Oh, it's Stallone. Hey!

I have to talk to him. I don't
want to, but he still has my horse.

- Sly, where's my Buttercup?
- Holy shit! Watch this.

Adam motherfucking Scott!

- Sal? Holy shit, man. How you doing?
- [chuckles]

- It's been so fucking long!
- I know.

- Hey, what's up, Matt?
- What's up, dude?

Listen, like, 20 years ago,
when I first got out here,

I crashed on Sal's couch
for, like, six months.

- [laughs] I didn't know that.
- Yes!

Fucking guy's socks smelled
like a Coachella port-a-potty.

- True.
- Now his dick does. [laughs]

Very true.

- Hey, what table are you at?
- Uh, three.

- Three? Three?
- Yeah.

- Matt Remick.
- Mitch! Good to see you.

- Zoë loved making Open at Continental.
- Oh, we loved having her.

- She had such a blast.
- Yeah, yeah. That's good.

- Then why don't you...
- [stammers] Can we make Blackwing there?

Yeah. Tell her to close
the fucking deal already.

- Then stop fucking us on the front pay.
- I'm not fucking you on anything, dude.

This will pay her more money than
she's ever made for any movie

in her whole career, okay?

Zoë as a vampire assassin

in a black bodysuit holding a red Glock
dipped in holy water is cash money, bitch.

Hey, why you gotta
Jew me like this?

Look, I know we're both Jewish.
I don't love the Jew jokes.

- Jew love it.
- I don't... [laughs]

No, seriously, let's
close this fucker, man.

She's on the fence. If you
just sweeten it a little bit.

[announcer] Please take your
seats. The show is about to begin.

Best and final offer. Take
it or leave it, all right?

- I know you're bluffing.
- Okay. Yeah.

- You're bluffing, right?
- Well, get back to me, okay?

[Mitch] Hey! Look at you!

Thank you so much.
Don't mind if I do.

[Statsky] Thank you. This
is such an incredible honor.

Um, it's not an Oscar, but
it's still pretty cool.

[crowd laughs]

Uh, when we were pitching
Deafening Silence,

our reps told us no one
is buying limited series.

But now, we have Golden
Globes and they're fired.

[crowd laughs, applauds]

Thank you so, so much to our
incredible cast and crew.

And, of course, I want to say thank
you to the person without whom

I couldn't have
done any of this.

My rock, my everything,
my partner through it all,

the love of my
life: Ted Sarandos.

- [crowd cheers]
- Thank you. I love you.

Ted, you're the best
studio head ever.

[person] Uh, yes, we are married, but,
uh, we're in an open relationship.

But just with Ted. [laughs]

Uh, let's just say he didn't
get rid of all backend.

[crowd laughs]

But all disgusting jokes
about my boss aside,

thank you so much to you, Ted,
and to everyone at Netflix

for letting us make this incredibly
important show. Thank you!

[crowd cheers]

Give it up for them.
Such an important show.

And everyone here makes
such important work.

I love it, and it's why I get nervous,
you know? It's such a tense time.

I hope we get to keep doing it.
And I don't know about you guys,

but I'm starting to feel like
I have to go to the movies.

[crowd laughs]

Like, if I don't buy a ticket, the
whole thing's gonna fall apart.

[crowd laughs]

[chuckling] Like, every trailer
feels like a Kickstarter.

Especially the expensive
movies, like-like Avatar.

That's like a GoFundMe
for all of Hollywood.

[crowd laughs]

If Avatar doesn't work, none
of us will ever work again.

I-I don't care if you don't like it.
It cost $300 million. They need us.

And don't buy a ticket
'cause you love Avatar 3,

buy one 'cause you
fucking love movies!

- [crowd cheering]
- All right, we'll be right back.

That was great. He's so funny.

It's an honor to be at the table
with you guys. And, Zoë, this...

It's so well-deserved, you know?

- [laughs] Yeah.
- Oh, yeah, it's fun.

It's so weird to
judge art, though.

Don't you think? The
whole thing's so silly.

- Yeah, it's true. Yeah.
- What a thought! Wow.

Yeah, I just try to have a good
time with these things, you know?

- Mm-hmm.
- And just, uh, be in the moment.

But, uh, I have a good feeling
about tonight. [chuckles]

You have salad? They're not feeding
us back there. It's fucking crazy.

- Sal! Dude! We did it, Joe! [laughs]
- We did it, Joe! Mwah! Oh, my God.

- I'm having a crouton.
- Ooh! Should we take a team photo?

Oh, yes! Yes! Mmm,
mmm. Come here.

Patty, get over here,
you fucking icon.

- Yeah. Come here, boss.
- Oh, I will, ZoZo.

- That's the boss lady right here.
- All right.

- Actually, Matt...
- Yeah. Where do you want me?

Um, maybe just there so
you're not too close.

- 'Cause it's... Yeah. Thank you. Yeah.
- Oh. Yeah, take the photo. Oh... Yeah.

Obviously. Of course.

- Uh, all right. Everyone get in there.
- Thank you.

- One, two, three... Team Open!
- Team Open!

Yeah. [laughs]

Let's get one with Matt holding
the camera kinda vertical,

- 'cause it's better for social.
- Oh. Yeah, okay.

- [Sal] Whoo! Love you!
- Team Open!

- [Kravitz] I love you guys!
- [chuckles] There you go.

- [Sal] Let's take a look.
- It's great. Really good.

- Thank you.
- Ooh!

[sighs] Come on.

Hi, Mom.

[mom] Is JLaw there? Because,
if so, maybe you could...

Jennifer Lawrence is here,
and I will not tell her

to get a shoulder-length
haircut. Okay?

I'll talk to you soon.
I love you. Goodbye.

- [clicks tongue] Hey, Matt. You okay?
- Uh, yeah, I'm great. [chuckles]

You sure?

Is it just me, or does Zoë
Kravitz not like me very much?

I knew it. Grow up, Matty.

Mitch Weitz told me she liked you
enough to bring you Blackwing.

Yeah. I mean... [sighs] ...maybe I'm
blowing it out of proportion in my head.

It just seems like she doesn't, like,
consider me a part of the filmmaking team.

And now I'm worried that if she wins,
she's not gonna thank me in her speech,

but maybe that doesn't
even matter. Right?

Oh, no, that's everything.

- Everything?
- It...

It's the most unsatisfying
thing about being an executive.

- Your name is nowhere on the film. Right?
- Exactly! Yes, yes!

And without a thank-you,
you basically do not exist.

- Exactly! Yes!
- Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, when I wasn't thanked, I
would sob the entire limo ride home.

[sighs] But now, I'm a nominee.

Must be one of the
perks of getting canned.

Okay. Look, if you guys win tonight,
will you thank me in your speech?

Oh, Matty, I would, of course.
But, no, we all agreed that

Zoë would be the one to speak.

Will you ask Zoë to
thank me in her speech?

[laughs] Yeah, I...
You're not kidding.

No, I'm not kidd... Look, I'll just
ask her to thank me myself, all right?

- No, you will not!
- Why? Why not?

No, you never... You do not ask talent
to thank you. That is so pathetic.

Isn't it more pathetic to want something
and be too afraid to ask for it?

Not in this case. Not unless you want
her to know you're disturbingly needy.

I am not needy. I just
need to be thanked tonight.

What if this is my only chance

to be thanked in a Golden Globes
speech for the rest of my life?

Matty, I love you, but
I have to go vomit.

What? Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm great. I'm
great. But, it's just...

whenever I get even close
to realizing a dream...

I blow chunks.

[announcer] From The Boys,
please welcome Erin Moriarty

and Antony Starr.

- How's it going?
- Yeah, great.

Looking forward to a fun night of
watching people blow Ted Sarandos, right?

Yeah. At least you're not at a
table with a bunch of Dutch incels

who made some horror
show I've never heard of.

I'm sitting next to a guy named
Joop who will not speak to me.

Fucking dick.

So however bad your night's
going, mine's fucking worse.

- [Starr] Wait. Why are you staring at me?
- [shushes]

Dude, is this really a
thing you're doing now?

Is what a thing?

I mean... You're wearing a cape.

Well, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

- Of course I am. It's a formal event.
- Mm-hmm. [chuckles]

Formal cape.

- Okay. Seriously, Mr. Homelander? I mean...
- [crowd laughs]

Seriously. I've been a
cape guy my entire life.

I'm not gonna stop now. Where
I come from, it's very common.

Oh, my God. Your homeland is
New Zealand, not Transylvania.

- [crowd laughs]
- Okay. Okay. Relax.

And the winner for Best Supporting Actor
in a Miniseries or Television Film...

[gasps] Oh, my...

- A superhero of acting. Adam Scott!
- Adam Scott! Whoo!

[crowd cheering]

That's you.

What?

- Oh. Oh, my God.
- Get up there!

He used to crash on my
couch, like, 20 years ago.

He used to crash on my
couch, like, in 2000.

Oh, my God. This is, uh... Wow! Uh...
[stammers] ...this is unexpected.

I literally do not have a,
uh... a speech prepared,

so I guess I will just thank
Ethan and Giancarlo, my costars.

Uh, Steven Soderbergh,
our director, of course.

Uh, my agents. My,
uh, wife and kids.

Everybody at Netflix. All the
people... [stammers] Ted Sarandos.

- Ted, I love you.
- [groans]

You know what? On my way in here,
I ran into an old buddy of mine.

The dude whose couch I slept
on when I first came out here.

So if I'm thanking people, I think
I should thank Sal Saperstein.

Come on, man!

- Dude, look what happened.
- Thank you.

- What are you doing?
- I don't know.

- Sal Saperstein!
- Thank you. Thank you.

What... What was that?

- [laughs]
- Wow. Congratulations.

And, uh, I think I speak for
most of America when I say,

"Who the hell is
Sal Saperstein?"

Yeah, that's me right here!

[chuckles] All right, sir.

You might be the most enthusiastic
seat filler in Globes history.

Give it up for him. All
right, we'll be right back.

- Thank you.
- [phone buzzing]

Sal! That was fucking hilarious!

- Dude, that was insane, right?
- What just happened? [laughs]

I'm going fucking crazy.
My phone is exploding.

- Yo, yo, yo. I'm a meme, Matt.
- Oh, my God. You're so famous.

- Wow. Congrats. Amazing. [laughs]
- I'm a fucking meme, baby!

I feel like I'm on cocaine, so I'm
gonna go do a little bit of cocaine

and see what happens. This
is the best night of my life.

- I fucking love both of you.
- Love you so much! [laughs]

- [laughs] That was wild.
- [laughs, sighs] So funny.

That was so crazy.
[inhales deeply]

- So, Zoë, uh, where do you even start...
- Yeah.

...with writing these
acceptance speeches, huh?

Like, how do you decide who
you're gonna thank, you know?

Um, you know, I haven't
really thought about it.

I mean, I don't think
we're gonna win, so...

No, I think you really do have a
good shot of winning, actually.

I don't think so, but it's an
honor to be nominated, you know?

Yeah. But do you do like, you know,
something funny, like a shtick?

Or do you do a heartfelt speech

acknowledging everyone who
helped bring the film to life?

I really haven't thought about
it, because we're not gonna win.

But I guess, if I won, which
I'm not going to... [laughs]

...um, I would just, you know,
thank the Hollywood Foreign Press

and the other nominees
and, you know, Team Open.

- Yeah. Team Open. Right.
- So smart, Zoë. Yeah, play it cool.

- You don't wanna go full Benigni.
- [Zoë.] Right?

No, but also, a lot of people worked
hard to bring the film to life,

and you don't want
to forget anyone.

Hey, you haven't
met Sly Stallone,

- have you?
- No!

- He's a bucket list selfie, so come on.
- You've been telling me about him.

An icon introducing me to
another icon! [giggles]

[announcer] And the
Globe goes to...

Thanks. Thank you. Thank you.

...Quinta Brunson for
Intended Consequences!

[crowd cheering]

- Hey.
- Hey, man.

- Congrats, dude.
- Oh, thank you.

That was such a funny bit,
how you thanked Sal like that.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, it was like

a spur-of-the-moment
kind of thing, you know?

That's funny. It's like, some
people wait their whole careers

to get thanked in a Globes speech. I
wonder how they feel, huh? [chuckles]

Yeah. I mean, honestly, I don't
think anyone's paying attention

to any of this shit, you know?

- Totally, right? Who cares? [chuckles]
- Yeah.

Oh, my God! Um... Okay.
Thank you so much for this.

Thank you to the
Hollywood Foreign Press.

Um, it was just such an honor to be
directed by the amazing Alexander Payne,

and I also have to thank Donna Langley
at Universal and everyone at Universal.

Our incredible producers and
our incredible cast and crew.

Whoo! Um, and you know what?

Uh, look, I've never met him but
he seems like such a fun dude,

and if Adam Scott likes
him, now how bad can he be?

Um, Sal Saperstein, I want
to say thank you to you too!

- [Brunson] Oh, there he is. Thanks, Sal!
- [crowd cheers]

Oh, yeah! Oh, it's me! It's
me! Yes! Yes, right there.

Oh, my God! Sal Saperstein?

[Scott] What?

[host] And now, for
fans of schadenfreude,

this is the part of the night
you've been waiting for.

A look at all the people
we've lost this year.

Please hold your applause till the
end. It's what they would have wanted.

- A callback. How fun is that?
- Yeah.

- Thank you. Hey.
- Hey, Gabby.

- How's it going?
- Good, yeah.

I mean, it's the craziest
night to be a publicist...

- Yeah. Yeah.
- ...but I feel good.

- I feel like our girl could get this one.
- Yeah. Really. Yeah.

- It feels like a good vibe, huh? Yeah.
- I know. Fingers crossed. Okay.

Hey, yo. So, um, did Zoë run her,
uh, acceptance speech past you?

- Of course. Yeah.
- Yeah. Yeah.

She sent it to me this morning and we
put it in the prompter, in case she wins.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, um, do you
happen to remember who she...

- who she thanks in her speech?
- Um, I think so, yeah.

Uh-huh. Okay, look,
um, I'm just gonna ask.

Am I one of the people she's
gonna thank if she wins tonight?

Oh. Um...

I don't think I remember
'cause the speech is so long.

Is my name in the speech? Just
tell me. Am I in the speech?

Not in the draft we loaded
into the prompter, no.

Watch the show and have fun.

And a very special thanks to Ted Sarandos
at Netflix. Thank you so, so much.

Yeah, of course. Ted
Sarandos. That fucking guy.

Thank you so much.

And I suppose thanking
Sal Saperstein has...

- [scoffs]
- [crowd laughs]

...become a bit like rubbing a
Buddha statue's belly for luck.

[crowd laughs]

Except that in this case you've already
won, so it really doesn't make any sense.

Yet nothing in this business
really makes sense, does it?

So... thank you, Sal Saperstein!

[Sal] What is happening?

Thank you, Jean Smart.
Thank you, Jean Smart.

- It's me! It's me. Right there.
- [laughs]

All right, all right, all right.

[crowd cheering]

- Hey, dude. How's it going, bro?
- Uh... It's okay.

So, uh, Zoë Kravitz is afraid she forgot
someone's name from her acceptance speech.

I just wanna make sure it's
in there, in case she wins.

Yeah, the speeches, they're
already proofed and loaded,

so I can't really change
them at this point.

You could change it. You got the
keyboard there. Just type it in.

Yeah, I have a keyboard but I need
permission to change it from Zoë

or her publicist.
That's the protocol.

Yeah. They're both, uh,
tied up out there right now,

but they asked me to come back
here and just get it done, so...

Yeah, yeah, right.
And who are you?

- I, um... I work at, uh...
- Have a seat.

...Continental Pictures.
They made Zoë's film.

So anyway, Matt
Remick is the name.

He's the head of Continental
Studios, and Zoë's...

She's worried she forgot
his name from her speech.

She'd be devastated if she
didn't thank him, so...

- [Zoë] Hey.
- Hey.

What are you doing here?

Oh, uh, I... What-What
are you doing here?

I just saw you at
the table. [chuckles]

Yeah, I'm also presenting. I just
wanted to double check my lines.

Yeah, Miss Kravitz, did you ask this
man to change your acceptance speech?

I'm sorry, Matt... What?

You're Matt?

He asked me to put his
name, Matt, in your speech.

- I... [sighs]
- What is going on? [chuckles]

I was joking.

He wasn't joking.

Would you sh...

[stammers] Look, let me just
explain this to you real fast, okay?

Yeah, please do.

It's-It's actually
very simple. I just...

I just didn't want you to forget
to thank me in your speech.

Oh, and you thought I'd say
whatever's on the teleprompter,

like I'm fucking Ron Burgundy?

That was the hope.

[stammers] I-I'm... I'm
very proud of this movie,

and I didn't write it or direct it,
and the only way anyone will know

that I contributed anything to it
is if you thank me in your speech.

And honestly, I figured
you wouldn't give a shit.

You don't seem to give a shit about
this award stuff at all, you know?

All right. Let's get one thing straight.
I give a shit. I give a ginormous shit.

But you keep saying
how silly it is.

I'm pretending! I'm already
rich. I'm already famous.

Winning awards is like the
only thing that's left.

Okay, great! Well, then you
understand how important it is.

You see why I wanna
be thanked, so I...

Yes, I do. But you're
not a part of my plan.

I have this figured out to the T,
and I'm not getting played off.

That shit's embarrassing.

But I thought you didn't think you
were even gonna win this thing.

Oh. I'm gonna win.

I have gone to every luncheon
and bruncheon that those

Hollywood Foreign
fucks have thrown.

I have put in the work,
and I am winning this shit.

It's three words.
"Thanks, Matt Remick."

That's all I want you to
put in there, you know?

You don't understand. I have practiced
this in the mirror a million times.

I can't change it
now. It's perfect.

I start genuinely shocked,
then get very humble,

become overwhelmed with
gratitude and start crying.

Then I compose myself, give a big
thanks to Team Open, and that's it.

This movie would not exist if it
wasn't for me. I green-lit it.

You and me, we are
Team Open, you know?

- You can't possibly believe that.
- I do!

Oh, my God. That
is so fucking sad.

Dude, shut the fuck up, man.

I'm out here trying to show
Christopher Nolan that I have range,

and all I can hear
is you whining.

We're so sorry, Ramy, and
you are killing it tonight.

Zoë, I was not yelling at you. I was
yelling at whoever the fuck this guy is.

I love you and I
love your movie.

It's really good. It's
not just diversity good.

- You're gonna win.
- Oh, my God. Oh, I love you so much.

We're not gonna
win, but I love you.

Zoë, I'm begging you here.
My mother is watching.

I have to go rehearse my bit.

[breathing heavily]

Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no.

Oh, God, no. Fuck! [grunts]

Oh, no. Oh, no, no. Oh, no.

[Mitch] Matt!

Yeah. I've got eyes on him. Yeah,
I'm gonna tell him right now.

Yo, what's up?

That was Zoë. She's gonna back
out of the Blackwing deal.

Are you ser... She told you
that right now? Are you ser...

Yeah, she just called me, and she
said that y-you tried to put your name

- in her acceptance speech?
- Oh, fuck.

[stammers] Have you
lost your fucking mind?

She is livid, okay?

So-So f-forget about thanking you,
she will never work with Jew again.

Now's not the time for
these fucking jokes, okay?

I'm not joking. Do I
look like I'm kidding?

We need to make Blackwing,
okay? It's a priority.

- Yeah, I understand that.
- You gotta smooth things over!

Me? What the fuck am I...

Yes! First dollar gross. We will
give her first dollar gross.

- Really?
- Yes.

Well, now you're talking like
a rational Jew-man being.

Hmm.

When young writers
ask me for advice

on how to succeed in the
entertainment business,

I tell them three things:
First, shorter is better.

Second, faster is better. Third,
don't take anybody's advice.

[crowd laughs]

When I look back on my career, there
are far too many people to thank

for one speech, so
I'll whittle it down.

Thank you, Sal Saperstein.

[crowd cheers, laughs]

Yeah, come on.

- Yes! Yes! This guy.
- You can't handle the Sap.

This guy right here.

- That's me. That's me. That's me.
- Oh, my God. [chuckles] Oh, my God.

Yeah!

- I love you, Aaron Sorkin.
- Yes!

- You can't handle the Sap.
- Yes!

- Whoa.
- Sal Saperstein!

[sighs]

- Hey, Ted.
- Hey, Matt.

I gotta ask you, man, how
do you get all these stars

to thank you in their speeches?

[stammers] You showing
up on set every day,

you giving them fucking
fruit baskets, or something?

[chuckles] No, it's contractual.

No, I force them to. They
literally have to thank me.

[toilet flushes]

- Really?
- Yeah.

Yeah, I'm not gonna leave
something that important to chance.

Yeah, no. Wow, that's...
that's genius, man.

I gotta do that from now on.

Yeah. Yeah, right?

I mean, otherwise, why in the
world would they possibly thank us?

We're bean counters,
they're artists.

Yeah, I mean, I gu... I mean...

- I am an artist, so... [chuckles]
- [laughs] That's hilarious.

No, I mean, I am. I mean,
we're... we are both artists, Ted.

Oh, I am not a fucking
artist. [chuckles]

Well, I am a fucking artist.

Well, even if you're crazy
enough to really believe that,

don't say it out loud in
front of the real artists.

Oh, I think your
category's next.

Shit.

[chuckles] What a dumbass.

You know the worst
part of awards season

is all the constant
pandering for attention.

[cooing] Isn't that right, Basha?
Don't we hate the pandering-wandering?

[normal voice] Yeah, the dog sitter
flaked and Basha hates to be alone.

But I swear, the turd in
the greenroom was not his.

It was Dame Judi Dench, but,
Judi, I picked it up for you.

- I love you.
- [crowd laughs]

Here to present the award for Best
Motion Picture, Musical or Comedy,

is a man who has done neither.
Zack Snyder, everybody.

[crowd cheers]

[Snyder] Thank you.

Now, for any of you who felt
like the show's gone by too fast

or felt it's not nearly long enough,
don't worry, I'll be releasing a six-hour,

black-and-white, 4:3 version
of the show, Snyder Cut style,

on, uh, digital download and
Blu-ray, 29.99, so look for that.

[crowd cheers]

It'll be well worth it.

All right, let's
get to it, shall we?

The nominees for Best Motion
Picture, Musical or Comedy,

Dogs Are People Too...

Intended Consequences,

Whip-Smart, Open...

[Matt] Yeah.

...and finally, Day Lilies.

The Golden Globe goes to...

Sal Saperstein. No! Open!

- Open! Open! Yeah! Yeah!
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God! [squeals]

- Yeah! Yeah, we did it. Yeah, yeah.
- [laughs] Oh!

[music plays]

- Patty! Congrats. [chuckles] You won.
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

[Patty] I'm an award
winner. We did it. We did.

I did it. [chuckles]
It's happening.

- Amazing. Amazing.
- [Zoë] Thank you.

Oh, my God. [laughing] Whoo!

Wow. Wow. [laughs]

[music ends]

I was not expecting this.
I... I know people say that,

but I really, really
wasn't. Um, wow.

I... I-I really can't even believe
that I'm even in the conversation

with visionaries
like Alexander Payne

and his masterful
storytelling in Day Lilies,

or Jonathan Levine and his hilarious
and heartfelt Dogs Are People Too.

It is so silly the way they pit
us against each other like this...

Yes.

...and so I accept this
award on behalf of all of us.

[crowd cheers, applauds]

And... [sobs, stammers]
Sorry. [sniffles]

I am so... I am so grateful that
I get to do this for a living.

To make art and to tell stories
from the heart is a privilege

and one I don't take lightly.

Thank you to the Hollywood Foreign Press.
Thank you to my amazing cast and crew.

And yes, thank you, Sal Saperstein, who
actually did work on my movie! [chuckles]

And my rock of a producer, my mentor,
my bestie, Patty Leigh. [chuckles]

Oh, Zo. [chuckles, gags]

I love you. I... Um...

Oh, and, um, there is one more
person I would like to thank.

- Don't play me off.
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Um, he believed in the
movie from day one.

Without him, the film
would not have been made,

so I wanna take this opportunity

- to say thank you so much...
- [music plays]

[mouthing words] ...Matt Remick.

[crowd cheering]

Whoo! [laughs]

All right. Yes, yes, Zoë's here.

So, how did the speech play?

Because I really didn't think I was gonna
win, so I was up there, like, rambling.

- I don't even know what I was saying.
- People were spellbound.

- Really?
- Yes. It was so authentic

- and endearing. And magnetic.
- [sighs] Aw.

- Thank you. I love you. [laughs]
- Hey.

- [mom] She didn't say your name.
- I know. I know.

We even had subtitles on for Alan
Freedland, who's deaf as a post now.

Nothing! What happened?

[stammers] I don't know
what to tell you, Mom.

I'm sorry. It's... It's, uh,
a... a c-complicated situation.

Uh, I'll... I'll tell
you about it later, okay?

Uh, I gotta go.

- Okay, but call me back.
- Um, I love you. Bye.

- What's up, motherfucker?
- [squeals] We won!

- We fucking did it! Mwah!
- [laughs] We did it!

Oh, and guess what the headline
of the night, The Ankler, said.

"The MVP of the evening is Continental VP
of production, Sal fucking Saperstein."

Oh, my fucking God.

All this just for letting Adam Scott
crash on your skid-marked couch.

- You have officially won Hollywood.
- I love you.

- Sap! Dude, look what we did! No way!
- [Sal] No! Dude! Dude! Come on.

- Yeah!
- We fucking did it!

Hey, listen. Jimmy Kimmel
rented out The Penthouse.

It's gonna be the best
after-party ever. You wanna go?

- I love Jimmy Kimmel! I'm fucking in!
- Yeah!

- I won't be at work tomorrow! [babbles]
- Okay. Yeah.

- [Scott] Sal Saperstein!
- Yeah!

- Oh. Hi.
- [cheering, applause]

[Zoë] Hi.

- [Mitch] Well done.
- Oh, thank you. Thank you so much.

Wait, Matt! Where are you going?

Oh! Uh, that's me. I'm
just heading home. It's...

- You know, it's been a long night.
- Oh.

- Did you tell him?
- Well, I was about to.

- Tell me what?
- She's good to close the deal.

We've got a movie.
Team Blackwing!

- Team motherfucking Blackwing!
- Really?

- Yes!
- Oh, my God! Team Blackwing! Yes!

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

- Good Shabbas.
- Oh, yeah. You too.

- Thank you, honestly.
- Yeah.

You're gonna make another great
film. We'll be back in a few years.

- You'll get another one of those.
- I doubt that, but... [chuckles]

- I'll talk to you soon.
- Matt, wait! I-I got cut off,

but you did hear that
I did say thank you?

I did. I saw. I saw your mouth.

- You mouthed my name. I appreciate that.
- [chuckles] Yeah.

I'm so sorry I went
crazy in there, so...

- [stammers] Yeah. [laughs]
- No, no. It's okay, it's okay.

But really, I-I-I mean it. Thank you.
Thank you for green-lighting Open.

Well, I believed in you
from the very start and,

you know, at the end of the day, you're
the artist, I'm just the bean counter.

- [chuckles] Have a good night. Okay.
- Yeah. I'll talk to you soon.

- [gasps] Hi!
- [crowd] Zoë! Hey, baby! Hey!

Oh, Matt. You know you'll
get one of these someday.

You just have to
get fired first.

[chuckles] Might happen sooner
than you think. [laughs]

Congratulations, Patty. You
really, really deserve that, okay?

- Thank you. Thank you.
- I'm happy for you. Yeah. Thank you.

- Thank you, Matt Remick!
- Thank you, Patty Leigh! [laughs]

- Team Open! Yeah! Whoo! Team Open!
- [Zoë] Team Open! Whoo!

Yeah! Whoo! [laughs] Yeah!

[inhales sharply,
sighs] Fuck! [sighing]

[driver] Your movie lost?

[sighs] No, it won.

Take me home, please.

[driver] You got it.

[sighs]