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[upbeat music]
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- ♪ When I woke up
in the morning ♪
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- The ceiling leak is back.
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- Oh, well, I can fix it again,
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but the truth is,
we need a new roof.
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- That sounds expensive.
- About 15,000.
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- [groans]
Can we DIY it?
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- That would be 15,000
plus hospital bills.
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Roofs are my nemeses.
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- OK, sounds like
I'll be getting
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a lottery ticket
on the way to work.
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- [laughs]
All right.
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I will see you shortly.
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Oh, hello,
Officer John Nolan.
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What a joy to my eyes.
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I need advice from my bestie.
May I come in?
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- Uh, well,
I know we're friends--
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- I think he means me.
What's up?
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- Oh, well, Schnuckiputzi,
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I'm struggling
with a major problem,
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one that has plagued humanity
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since it first emerged
from the primordial ooze
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and ate from
the pornographic apple.
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I'm in love.
- Again?
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- This time it's for keeps.
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She's the one, the future
Mrs. Skip Tracer Randy.
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- That's wonderful.
I hope we get to meet her.
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- Oh, well, you already have.
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The object of my affection
is none other than
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the beautiful, talented
and unnervingly flexible
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Chastity Sneed.
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- My brother's girlfriend?
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- Half brother, yes.
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When we were having a wonderful
roleplaying adventures
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together at your wedding,
I felt a deep
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and powerful connection
I can no longer deny.
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I love Peter.
Yes, he's fine. OK, whatever.
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But I also kind of wish
he was a little bit dead.
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- Well, we've all been there.
- Mm-hmm.
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- OK, well, have you
let her know this?
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- That is why I'm here.
I need your help.
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I want to make
a grand romantic gesture.
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What do you think
she would like more,
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a giraffe or perhaps like
a purple Lamborghini?
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- Oh, those are
two very different,
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very expensive options.
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- Oh, yes.
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I forgot to tell you,
how silly of me.
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So ten years ago,
a client paid me
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using a pretend wallet thingy
on the computer.
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I checked it recently,
and it turns out
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Randy Spitz is
a Bitcoin billionaire.
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- A billionaire?
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- OK, well,
like a 100 millionaire,
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but that doesn't roll off
the tongue the same way.
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Anyway, let's brainstorm.
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What is the clearest path
to Chastity's heart?
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- OK, we actually
have to get to work,
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so maybe we can talk
about this over dinner.
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- Yeah.
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- Perhaps I give you $100,000
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for five more minutes
of your time.
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- Let me grab you
a cup of coffee.
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Is it still four cream,
six sugars?
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- Always, yes.
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- ♪ I'm gonna win for you ♪
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♪ Like I know
you want me to do ♪
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{\an8}[phone buzzing]
- Hm, my mom is calling.
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{\an8}It is too early in
the morning for this.
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{\an8}- It might be an emergency.
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{\an8}- Hey, Mom.
Everything OK?
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{\an8}- Someone's trying
to get in the house.
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{\an8}[tense music]
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{\an8}- Lock yourself
in the bathroom.
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{\an8}Do not come out
until I get there.
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{\an8}Control, I have an
in-progress home invasion.
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{\an8}[siren wailing]
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{\an8}Mom, are you OK?
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{\an8}- Yeah, sorry to worry you.
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{\an8}Angela, your hair
looks so cute that way.
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{\an8}- Thank you, Mrs. Harper.
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{\an8}- Mom, what is going on?
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{\an8}- Well, I feel so silly.
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{\an8}It wasn't a burglar.
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{\an8}It was this nice gentleman.
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{\an8}- Deputy Ron Martin,
West Hollywood station.
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{\an8}- Why were you trying to
get into my mother's house?
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{\an8}- I'm serving
an eviction notice.
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{\an8}- This must be
the wrong address.
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{\an8}She's the owner.
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{\an8}- That's what I was
trying to tell him.
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{\an8}- I checked the address
multiple times, ma'am.
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{\an8}Your mother received
several warnings
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{\an8}that she needed to vacate.
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- Did you get a notice?
- Uh, I don't know.
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I mostly get junk mail,
but I recycle it.
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- Here, I'll call Wesley.
We'll get this sorted out.
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- Mommy, I'm not fussing.
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- Ruth, I got here
as fast as I could.
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{\an8}- Mom?
- Oh, hi, dear.
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{\an8}- Thank you.
- Are you OK?
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{\an8}- Yeah.
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{\an8}- You sounded so scared
on the phone.
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{\an8}- You two are friends?
Did you know this?
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{\an8}- No.
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{\an8}- Best of friends,
as a matter of fact.
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{\an8}- Which you would know
if you ever called.
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{\an8}- I don't like any of this.
- Me neither.
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{\an8}- When do they post the results
from the sergeant exam?
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{\an8}- Today, supposedly.
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{\an8}So my anxiety is at
about a 12 right now.
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{\an8}What?
- No, no, nothing.
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{\an8}- What?
- It's not that important.
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{\an8}No, nothing.
I--
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{\an8}- What?
- I need help.
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{\an8}I--
- OK.
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{\an8}- Not like "in case of
emergency" help, but I--
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{\an8}- OK, stop.
Just--just ask the question.
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{\an8}- Right.
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{\an8}What should I get Rodge
for his birthday?
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{\an8}- Oh, well, when is it?
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{\an8}- Saturday.
- OK.
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{\an8}Well, have you thought about
just asking him what he wants?
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{\an8}- No, because that would
undermine my whole existence.
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{\an8}- What?
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{\an8}- I'm an empath, an intuitive,
a deeply spiritual person.
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{\an8}I should be able to--to feel
the right gift in my soul.
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{\an8}- Right, OK.
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{\an8}And you're not feeling that
with Rodge?
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{\an8}- I'm feeling nothing.
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{\an8}And it's freaking me out
because I really like him.
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{\an8}But what if it's a sign
that something is wrong?
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{\an8}- Listen, it could be.
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{\an8}Or you could be putting
so much pressure on yourself
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{\an8}to get the perfect gift
that you sent your intuition
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{\an8}into a panic spiral.
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{\an8}- You think I'm spiraling?
- I mean--
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[Amira Gadd &
Jacqueline van Bierk's "I Am"]
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- ♪ You hear the thunder ♪
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♪ You hear the beats ♪
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♪ Look out for this one
rocking the streets ♪
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♪ Aligning it, applying it ♪
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{\an8}- Guten tag
to my favorite officers
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{\an8}of the female persuasion.
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{\an8}- Randy, hi.
- Nice car.
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{\an8}- Yes, thank you.
I just purchased it.
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{\an8}I'm coming to you now
because I need your help.
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{\an8}John and Bailey's
gift ideas were useless.
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{\an8}I need a young woman's
perspective.
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{\an8}- OK, uh,
perspective about what?
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{\an8}- [groans]
I'm in love with Chastity.
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{\an8}"Oh, Pete's Chastity?"
Yes, that's the one.
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{\an8}"Well, since when?"
Well, during the wedding,
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{\an8}I pretended to be Pete,
and things led to things.
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{\an8}And now I'm in love, OK?
Got it? Great.
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{\an8}Now, what do I need to
give her, my new beloved?
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{\an8}- Oh, we were just
talking about gifts.
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{\an8}My boyfriend Rodge, he--
- Oh, time out. No, no.
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{\an8}We're talking about me,
so let's focus, OK?
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{\an8}What do women like?
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{\an8}- Oh, yeah, uh, well,
I've always liked
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{\an8}getting to know each other's
shared goals and values.
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{\an8}- OK.
Yeah, let's keep thinking.
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{\an8}Uh, how about a house?
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{\an8}What if a man
bought you a house?
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{\an8}You would have to
love him then, yes?
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{\an8}- I mean, how big a house?
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{\an8}- What?
- What?
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{\an8}I mean, real estate in LA
is cutthroat.
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{\an8}- Randy, listen, if you really
see a future with Chastity,
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{\an8}just talk to her.
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{\an8}You know, get to know
her friends, her life.
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{\an8}To me, I think women just
want to be listened to.
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{\an8}I think that's the real
foundation of a relationship.
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{\an8}- Friends, yes.
[chuckles]
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{\an8}Your wisdom is truly boundless,
Lucy Chen.
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{\an8}I am off to win her love
with listening.
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{\an8}Ha-ha!
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{\an8}Oh, and maybe I'll pick up
some diamonds on the way,
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{\an8}you know, just in case.
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{\an8}- Oh, that's going to
end badly, isn't it?
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{\an8}- 100%.
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{\an8}- You were on the Burns' case
this morning, yeah?
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{\an8}- Yeah, back to
the depositions.
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{\an8}- Great, thanks for taking that
off my hands for me.
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{\an8}Between the election
and these college visits,
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{\an8}I barely have time to breathe.
- Mm.
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Any chance Logan
will stay local?
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- Well, you know,
I'm doing my best.
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I'm talking up UCLA, USC.
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But he clearly wants
whatever college
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gets him furthest away from us.
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- Jack slept on my head
last night.
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[laughter]
- You know, I used to want to
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punch people
when they said this to me,
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but you're gonna miss it
when it's over.
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- I'm sure I will.
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- Morning, gentlemen.
Are you ready to testify?
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- Yes, sir.
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And if that ain't a fact,
God's a possum.
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- I don't know what that means.
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- I've learned to ignore
the country commentary.
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- Ah.
But I don't hate it.
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As long as your answers
are clear and concise,
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a little personality goes
a long way with the jury.
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- But not with your
training officer.
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- Yes, sir.
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- That is too much handsome
for one hallway.
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- Save the sweet talk
for the jury, Atlas.
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- After this morning, I believe
you're gonna reconsider
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taking this to trial.
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My client is innocent.
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- Your client beat a man to
death in front of Officer Penn.
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- Guy had a heart attack.
I was just doing CPR.
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- I thought a junior associate
was on this one.
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- She was.
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- I guess Mr. Burns
is higher up the food chain
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in the Eastern Front
than we thought.
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- Come on.
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- Describe what you saw
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when you arrived
at the Kindred Spirits Bar.
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- I witnessed Mr. Burns
beating Mr. Ashland.
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I got between them
and subdued Mr. Burns
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before rendering aid
to Mr. Ashland,
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but his wounds
proved to be fatal.
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- Were you aware of Mr. Burns'
alleged gang affiliation?
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- Not until I saw a tattoo
on his right arm,
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at which point I knew
he was Eastern Front.
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- This one?
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- Yes, sir.
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- Or was it this one?
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- Objection,
counsel is attempting
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to confuse the witness.
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- I'm simply trying
to determine
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how observant Officer Penn was
on the night in question.
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- It was this one.
237
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- Thank you.
238
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Please enter into the record
that Officer Penn
239
00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:48,342
has misidentified
Mr. Burns' tattoo.
240
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- It's OK.
241
00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:51,053
- ♪ We on the new wave ♪
242
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♪ We on the next phase ♪
243
00:07:52,681 --> 00:07:55,892
♪ We living in the future
on the next page ♪
244
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♪ Surfing stars, star trekkin'
up in deep space ♪
245
00:07:58,729 --> 00:08:00,229
♪ And then we switch,
switch it up ♪
246
00:08:00,230 --> 00:08:01,814
♪ Better keep pace, y'all ♪
247
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- Chastity.
248
00:08:02,941 --> 00:08:04,650
It's me, Skip Tracer Randy.
249
00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:06,277
- Randy!
250
00:08:06,278 --> 00:08:07,945
What are you doing here?
251
00:08:07,946 --> 00:08:09,447
You never visit me at work.
252
00:08:09,448 --> 00:08:13,159
- I come bearing the best
friend of every girl, diamonds.
253
00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:15,036
- Did I hear something
about diamonds?
254
00:08:15,037 --> 00:08:16,787
- Yes, I have gifts
for Chastity
255
00:08:16,788 --> 00:08:19,207
and for all of Chastity's
beautiful friends.
256
00:08:19,208 --> 00:08:23,461
- That is so sweet,
and way too much.
257
00:08:23,462 --> 00:08:25,213
- [chuckles]
Speak for yourself.
258
00:08:25,214 --> 00:08:26,881
- This pales in comparison
259
00:08:26,882 --> 00:08:28,716
to the luminous sparkle
of your eyes.
260
00:08:28,717 --> 00:08:31,469
- OK, um...
[clears throat]
261
00:08:31,470 --> 00:08:33,012
What--what--what--
what's going on with you?
262
00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:34,430
What's with all these gifts?
263
00:08:34,431 --> 00:08:35,848
- Uh, I find myself
suddenly shy
264
00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:37,975
in the face of this
life-defining moment.
265
00:08:37,976 --> 00:08:39,435
Here, have some gold.
266
00:08:39,436 --> 00:08:40,937
- Stop, stop.
267
00:08:40,938 --> 00:08:42,480
Spill it.
268
00:08:42,481 --> 00:08:43,606
- OK, um...
269
00:08:43,607 --> 00:08:45,107
- ♪ Ice cold, ice cold ♪
270
00:08:45,108 --> 00:08:48,945
- Chastity Sneed, marry me,
and I will love you forever,
271
00:08:48,946 --> 00:08:51,822
forsaking all others
for the rest of my life.
272
00:08:51,823 --> 00:08:53,991
- Randy, OK.
- Oh, God, no.
273
00:08:53,992 --> 00:08:55,618
I should not have just blurted
out a proposal like that.
274
00:08:55,619 --> 00:08:58,287
OK.
I have to win your heart first.
275
00:08:58,288 --> 00:08:59,622
- It's OK.
It's OK.
276
00:08:59,623 --> 00:09:02,583
But I'm with Pete.
You--you know that.
277
00:09:02,584 --> 00:09:05,211
- Yes, but I was hoping that
my heart and my millions
278
00:09:05,212 --> 00:09:07,380
could help bridge
that great divide.
279
00:09:07,381 --> 00:09:09,048
- Wait, millions?
- Yes.
280
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Many millions, many, many,
many, many, many millions.
281
00:09:11,343 --> 00:09:12,843
- Oh.
282
00:09:12,844 --> 00:09:16,514
Well, have you thought of maybe
a sugar daddy situation?
283
00:09:16,515 --> 00:09:18,182
- Ooh, a sugar daddy.
That sounds delicious.
284
00:09:18,183 --> 00:09:19,600
What is that?
- [laughs]
285
00:09:19,601 --> 00:09:22,103
I would have to talk to Pete,
though, first.
286
00:09:22,104 --> 00:09:24,438
- Oh, so I would not
have you exclusively?
287
00:09:24,439 --> 00:09:26,524
- No.
- OK, yeah, I understand.
288
00:09:26,525 --> 00:09:28,442
I will contemplate
this potential wrinkle
289
00:09:28,443 --> 00:09:30,945
in our future together
while you speak to Peter.
290
00:09:30,946 --> 00:09:32,780
- OK.
- OK, great.
291
00:09:32,781 --> 00:09:35,199
And to be clear,
you do not want these gifts?
292
00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:38,786
- I really do, actually.
293
00:09:38,787 --> 00:09:39,829
But no.
No, no, no.
294
00:09:39,830 --> 00:09:42,373
I, uh--you hang on
to them for now.
295
00:09:42,374 --> 00:09:44,583
- OK, OK.
Wonderful.
296
00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:47,003
- Just--girls, no.
- I'm so sorry, girls.
297
00:09:47,004 --> 00:09:48,629
- Hi, did you look
at the files I sent?
298
00:09:48,630 --> 00:09:50,840
- Yeah, briefly.
Seems like title fraud to me.
299
00:09:50,841 --> 00:09:52,925
Just send me over everything
Mrs. Harper has
300
00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:54,176
regarding the house, OK?
301
00:09:54,177 --> 00:09:56,637
- Thanks. You're the best.
- OK.
302
00:09:56,638 --> 00:09:58,597
[phone clicks]
303
00:09:58,598 --> 00:09:59,598
[gun clicks]
304
00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:00,766
- Don't move.
305
00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:03,019
- Hey, this is
not a problem, OK?
306
00:10:03,020 --> 00:10:04,729
I got my keys and my wallet
in my jacket pocket.
307
00:10:04,730 --> 00:10:06,480
You can have them.
- I'm not here to rob you.
308
00:10:06,481 --> 00:10:09,567
You're going to drop the
charges against Colin Burns.
309
00:10:09,568 --> 00:10:10,943
- No, I'm--I'm not.
310
00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:12,486
But before you
pull the trigger,
311
00:10:12,487 --> 00:10:13,904
you should know that
my wife is a detective,
312
00:10:13,905 --> 00:10:15,406
and she's also a sharpshooter.
313
00:10:15,407 --> 00:10:17,742
- Oh, I'm not here
to threaten you, Wesley.
314
00:10:17,743 --> 00:10:20,578
It's Sean Del Monte's world
we'll destroy.
315
00:10:20,579 --> 00:10:23,414
That angel of a kid of his
turns into quite the devil
316
00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:25,166
when daddy ain't around.
317
00:10:25,167 --> 00:10:27,960
I'm talking ketamine,
coke, MDMA.
318
00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:29,420
And we've got the video
to prove it.
319
00:10:29,421 --> 00:10:32,173
So check your email
and drop the charges,
320
00:10:32,174 --> 00:10:34,967
or we'll destroy
that kid's life.
321
00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:37,970
[tense music]
322
00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:41,850
♪ ♪
323
00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:45,770
{\an8}[phone ringing]
324
00:10:45,771 --> 00:10:49,231
{\an8}- [groans]
Randy?
325
00:10:49,232 --> 00:10:50,775
- Yeah, I'm leaving
Chastity's club.
326
00:10:50,776 --> 00:10:51,984
My love story has
been hiccupped,
327
00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:53,486
but I remain undaunted.
328
00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:55,821
[tires screeching]
Oh.
329
00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:57,198
Hello, potential new friends.
330
00:10:57,199 --> 00:10:58,783
Is there something
I may assist you with?
331
00:10:58,784 --> 00:11:00,034
- Randy, what's happening?
332
00:11:00,035 --> 00:11:01,494
- Oh, I believe
I'm being robbed.
333
00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:02,787
- Randy, I'm five blocks away.
334
00:11:02,788 --> 00:11:03,954
Just give them what they want.
335
00:11:03,955 --> 00:11:05,414
- So I should warn you,
336
00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:07,333
I've been registered as
a lethal weapon in four states
337
00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:09,460
and the territory of Guam.
338
00:11:09,461 --> 00:11:11,003
[suspenseful electronic music]
339
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:13,923
OK, well, I've been told
to let you rob me,
340
00:11:13,924 --> 00:11:15,716
but I do not believe that's
the right thing to do,
341
00:11:15,717 --> 00:11:17,093
so you may begin.
342
00:11:17,094 --> 00:11:19,303
- ♪ Start, start it up ♪
343
00:11:19,304 --> 00:11:20,805
- [groans]
344
00:11:20,806 --> 00:11:24,266
♪ ♪
345
00:11:24,267 --> 00:11:25,267
- ♪ Go ♪
346
00:11:25,268 --> 00:11:28,020
[siren wailing]
347
00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:31,273
{\an8}♪ ♪
348
00:11:31,274 --> 00:11:32,734
- [groans]
349
00:11:33,902 --> 00:11:35,319
- Crunchy.
350
00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:36,529
- Hands.
351
00:11:36,530 --> 00:11:38,155
On your back, let's go.
352
00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:39,490
- I am sorry for hurting you,
353
00:11:39,491 --> 00:11:41,742
but I did warn you
of my skill level, so...
354
00:11:41,743 --> 00:11:43,244
- Let me guess.
355
00:11:43,245 --> 00:11:44,495
You rolled in here and started
throwing the money around,
356
00:11:44,496 --> 00:11:45,579
and they jumped you.
357
00:11:45,580 --> 00:11:46,872
- Oh, that's correct, yes.
358
00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:47,832
- All right,
so here's the problem.
359
00:11:47,833 --> 00:11:50,126
This title looks legitimate.
360
00:11:50,127 --> 00:11:52,336
That is your signature
handing over the property
361
00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:54,505
to someone named
Priscilla Robins.
362
00:11:54,506 --> 00:11:57,591
- You see, I knew there was
some kind of misunderstanding,
363
00:11:57,592 --> 00:11:59,593
'cause Priscilla is my friend,
364
00:11:59,594 --> 00:12:03,722
and she helped me put the house
into trust for my protection.
365
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,516
- And then,
how do you know Priscilla?
366
00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:08,018
- Oh, this Facebook group,
367
00:12:08,019 --> 00:12:10,688
We Love Old Houses.
368
00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:13,482
People post pictures
of their homes,
369
00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:16,861
and then everyone says
how lovely they are.
370
00:12:16,862 --> 00:12:20,406
Well, Priscilla,
she DM'd me
371
00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:22,992
and asked if I'd ever
considered putting my house
372
00:12:22,993 --> 00:12:25,911
into trust now that
I have it paid off,
373
00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:29,081
and it would protect me
from title theft.
374
00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,876
- And she offered to do that
for you personally.
375
00:12:31,877 --> 00:12:33,711
- Now, that's why I'm confused.
376
00:12:33,712 --> 00:12:37,673
Because Priscilla brought the
documents over to me to sign,
377
00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:39,550
so she's my witness.
378
00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:42,428
- Mom, Priscilla--Priscilla
is not your witness, OK?
379
00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:43,971
She's the trustee.
380
00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:45,222
You signed the deed
over to her,
381
00:12:45,223 --> 00:12:46,891
and she now owns your home,
382
00:12:46,892 --> 00:12:48,559
and she is having you evicted.
383
00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:50,561
Mom, did you even read this?
384
00:12:50,562 --> 00:12:52,146
[soft dramatic music]
385
00:12:52,147 --> 00:12:53,397
- [tearfully]
I'm sorry.
386
00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:55,733
- Mom.
- Don't blame yourself, Ruth.
387
00:12:55,734 --> 00:12:58,402
It's a mistake
any of us could make.
388
00:12:58,403 --> 00:13:01,864
[knocking]
- Hey, sorry to interrupt.
389
00:13:01,865 --> 00:13:03,158
I need to steal my wife.
390
00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:06,535
- What's going on?
391
00:13:06,536 --> 00:13:08,245
- Something happened,
and I need to talk to my wife
392
00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:09,288
about what I should do.
393
00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:11,582
Not a cop, my wife.
394
00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:13,626
- OK, cop me is in the drawer.
395
00:13:13,627 --> 00:13:15,294
- [exhales]
396
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:16,754
I'm--I'm covering
the Colin Burns
397
00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:18,172
murder case for Del Monte,
398
00:13:18,173 --> 00:13:20,925
and the Eastern Front
just leaned on me
399
00:13:20,926 --> 00:13:22,051
to make the charges go away.
400
00:13:22,052 --> 00:13:23,093
- If they threatened you,
401
00:13:23,094 --> 00:13:24,428
cop me is coming out
of the drawer.
402
00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:26,138
- Look,
they didn't threaten me,
403
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,389
but they have video
404
00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:29,683
of Sean's son Logan
buying hardcore drugs.
405
00:13:29,684 --> 00:13:32,269
- Don't show me.
I'll have to follow up.
406
00:13:32,270 --> 00:13:33,979
Does Del Monte know
his kid is using?
407
00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:35,231
- I can't imagine.
408
00:13:35,232 --> 00:13:37,149
I mean, he thinks
he's a Boy Scout.
409
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,443
This--this is gonna wreck him.
410
00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:41,403
- If you're asking me
should you pass along
411
00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:42,863
this message from
the Eastern Front,
412
00:13:42,864 --> 00:13:44,740
the answer is--is yes,
413
00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:47,493
but not because Del Monte
is being extorted,
414
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:49,453
because his child
is in trouble
415
00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:51,956
and he deserves
to hear that from a friend.
416
00:13:51,957 --> 00:13:53,707
- Hm.
417
00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:56,335
{\an8}♪ ♪
418
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,587
{\an8}- [sighs]
419
00:13:58,588 --> 00:14:00,756
- You OK?
What are you doing?
420
00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:02,508
- I'm holding Rodge
in my mind's eye,
421
00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:04,009
letting his energy emanate,
422
00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:08,138
and the perfect gift
will magically appear.
423
00:14:08,139 --> 00:14:09,640
- OK.
424
00:14:09,641 --> 00:14:12,476
{\an8}Anything?
- A spice rack.
425
00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:15,396
{\an8}I'm the worst girlfriend
in the world.
426
00:14:15,397 --> 00:14:18,816
{\an8}- OK, well, I mean, you know,
let's not take it that far.
427
00:14:18,817 --> 00:14:22,653
{\an8}You know, Randy was right
about one thing.
428
00:14:22,654 --> 00:14:23,862
{\an8}- What?
Randy?
429
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,906
{\an8}- You know, going to
a subject matter expert,
430
00:14:25,907 --> 00:14:27,825
{\an8}it's a--it's a smart move.
[line trilling]
431
00:14:27,826 --> 00:14:29,326
{\an8}- Oh, you're saying
ask the boys
432
00:14:29,327 --> 00:14:31,412
{\an8}what a boy would want.
- Yes, I am.
433
00:14:31,413 --> 00:14:32,913
{\an8}[phone ringing]
434
00:14:32,914 --> 00:14:35,082
{\an8}- What's up?
- Hey, hi. This won't be long.
435
00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:36,667
So it's Rodge's birthday,
436
00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:38,752
and Celina needs help
picking out a gift,
437
00:14:38,753 --> 00:14:40,671
and we were wondering what
a guy's perspective was.
438
00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:42,673
- Good whisky and a cigar.
439
00:14:42,674 --> 00:14:44,341
- It's for her
20-something boyfriend,
440
00:14:44,342 --> 00:14:45,801
not her father-in-law.
441
00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:47,136
- Well,
what's his love language?
442
00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:50,347
- Uh, music, I guess.
443
00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:52,516
I mean, he's written Celina,
like, a hundred songs.
444
00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:54,018
- Great.
Write a song for him.
445
00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:56,353
- OK, no, no, that is a big no.
The man's a professional.
446
00:14:56,354 --> 00:14:58,147
You can't write a song
good enough to impress him.
447
00:14:58,148 --> 00:15:00,858
- It don't have to be perfect,
just heartfelt.
448
00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:02,943
- I can do heartfelt.
- Aw.
449
00:15:02,944 --> 00:15:04,278
Well, do you play
an instrument?
450
00:15:04,279 --> 00:15:06,238
{\an8}- No.
[chuckles]
451
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:07,489
{\an8}- Let's just keep thinking, maybe.
452
00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:08,824
{\an8}- Yeah.
- Yeah.
453
00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:10,784
- We spoke with detectives
in the fraud department,
454
00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:13,203
and Priscilla has been
on their radar for a while,
455
00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:15,122
but they haven't been
able to prove anything
456
00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:17,041
because the paperwork is legit.
457
00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:19,376
- So I won't be
getting my house back?
458
00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:20,919
- We are working on it.
459
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,297
But if we can catch Priscilla
engaging in a similar fraud,
460
00:15:23,298 --> 00:15:25,132
then that would go
a long way with the courts.
461
00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:27,885
- So we set a sting operation,
462
00:15:27,886 --> 00:15:30,804
posting photos of my house,
on Priscilla's site.
463
00:15:30,805 --> 00:15:32,222
- But how will that trap her?
464
00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:35,559
She only targets
the elderly homeowners.
465
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:41,106
- Because we are going to use
a decoy to pose as the owner.
466
00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:42,816
- Oh, hot damn.
467
00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:44,568
This is gonna be so much fun.
468
00:15:44,569 --> 00:15:45,736
[shutter clicks]
469
00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:47,905
[phone ringing]
470
00:15:47,906 --> 00:15:48,906
- Hey.
471
00:15:48,907 --> 00:15:50,032
- Hey, how's Randy?
472
00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:51,700
- Oh, yeah, he's fine.
Thank you.
473
00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:53,827
Yeah, he's writing up
a statement as we speak.
474
00:15:53,828 --> 00:15:55,329
- Oh, good.
475
00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:56,789
God, I feel awful.
476
00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:58,582
This only happened because
he was trying to impress me.
477
00:15:58,583 --> 00:15:59,917
- Yeah, I know.
478
00:15:59,918 --> 00:16:01,877
He mentioned being
your confectionery paramour,
479
00:16:01,878 --> 00:16:04,463
which I took to mean
sugar daddy.
480
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:05,547
- You think that's a bad idea?
481
00:16:05,548 --> 00:16:07,841
- I think it's none
of my business,
482
00:16:07,842 --> 00:16:10,552
but I just don't want
to see anybody get hurt.
483
00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:12,304
- OK, well,
I don't know what to do.
484
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,390
Because I talked to Pete, and
he thinks it's a great idea,
485
00:16:14,391 --> 00:16:16,558
and he wants me to ask Randy
for a Porsche.
486
00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:18,519
- He's not even
the least bit jealous?
487
00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:20,562
- Pete's very evolved.
[tires screech]
488
00:16:20,563 --> 00:16:22,564
Excuse me.
Watch where you're going.
489
00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:23,857
Excuse me--
- Chastity?
490
00:16:23,858 --> 00:16:24,858
- Hey!
491
00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:27,444
[muffled speech]
Ow, no!
492
00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:28,779
- Are you OK?
Chastity?
493
00:16:28,780 --> 00:16:31,533
[tires screeching]
494
00:16:33,785 --> 00:16:35,577
- I'll just be one minute.
495
00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:37,037
[knocking]
Got a minute?
496
00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:39,957
- What's up?
This about the Burns case?
497
00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:41,459
- Not entirely.
498
00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:46,296
It's also personal.
499
00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:48,966
I was just approached by
a member of the Burns crew.
500
00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:50,551
They want us to
drop the charges
501
00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:54,012
or they're going
to release this video.
502
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:56,724
- What--is that Logan?
What is this?
503
00:16:56,725 --> 00:16:57,975
What, are they following
my son now?
504
00:16:57,976 --> 00:16:59,560
- My guess is one of
the dealers figured out
505
00:16:59,561 --> 00:17:01,895
who his father was.
506
00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:03,814
Did you know he was using?
507
00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:05,441
- No, of course not.
508
00:17:05,442 --> 00:17:06,900
He--he's a good kid.
509
00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:08,152
You know,
he's always squared away.
510
00:17:08,153 --> 00:17:09,945
He gets good grades.
511
00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:11,447
Not that I've been
around lately.
512
00:17:11,448 --> 00:17:12,740
I mean, what kind of
father doesn't know
513
00:17:12,741 --> 00:17:15,159
that his son is this far gone?
514
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:18,454
- Look, addicts
have 100 tricks, OK?
515
00:17:18,455 --> 00:17:19,788
You can't blame yourself.
516
00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:21,540
The important point is,
you know now.
517
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:22,916
You can help him.
518
00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:24,126
- How?
519
00:17:24,127 --> 00:17:25,252
- I mean, first of all,
520
00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:26,754
Logan has to check himself
into rehab.
521
00:17:26,755 --> 00:17:28,213
And if it's just
simple possession,
522
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:29,298
he will get
a drug diversion program.
523
00:17:29,299 --> 00:17:31,216
- Vivian would love that.
524
00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:34,970
I mean, my bid for DA
would basically be over.
525
00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:36,472
- I know.
526
00:17:36,473 --> 00:17:37,806
- No, no, no, no.
OK, no, no, no.
527
00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:39,725
I'll just--
[sighs]
528
00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:43,437
OK, OK, what if Burns testifies
that he was drunk that night?
529
00:17:43,438 --> 00:17:45,439
It was a basic bar brawl, right?
530
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:46,940
It was about self-defense.
531
00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:48,442
If he thought he was in danger,
if he fears for his life,
532
00:17:48,443 --> 00:17:50,486
that's--that's
justifiable homicide.
533
00:17:50,487 --> 00:17:52,112
- You're not seriously
considering that, are you?
534
00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:54,156
- It's my son, Wes.
535
00:17:54,157 --> 00:17:56,366
- If you give in,
they will keep coming back.
536
00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:58,202
Trust me, I've been there.
537
00:17:58,203 --> 00:18:02,372
The only way out is to take
away their bargaining chip.
538
00:18:02,373 --> 00:18:05,417
- I understand that,
but if this video gets out,
539
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:06,919
that's the rest of his life.
540
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:09,630
It'll define him, you know?
541
00:18:09,631 --> 00:18:11,507
It'll destroy him.
542
00:18:11,508 --> 00:18:13,133
- I know.
543
00:18:13,134 --> 00:18:14,885
[somber music]
544
00:18:14,886 --> 00:18:19,598
But if you give in,
they will own you.
545
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:24,686
- $5 million for the safe
return of my girlfriend.
546
00:18:24,687 --> 00:18:26,480
They called Chastity
my girlfriend.
547
00:18:26,481 --> 00:18:29,107
- Son, focus.
- Right, yes.
548
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,944
If I don't send the money,
they will take her life
549
00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:34,029
in the most depraved way
possible?
550
00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:35,489
- I'll call in the tech guys.
551
00:18:35,490 --> 00:18:36,657
So we'll get up
on your phone
552
00:18:36,658 --> 00:18:38,200
so we're ready
for the next contact.
553
00:18:38,201 --> 00:18:39,576
- I'm going to need
a list of everyone
554
00:18:39,577 --> 00:18:40,828
who knows about your money.
555
00:18:40,829 --> 00:18:43,914
- Oh, it's a short list.
I am highly discreet.
556
00:18:43,915 --> 00:18:46,124
Oh, oh, thank goodness
you're here.
557
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,543
Hi.
- You must be Randy.
558
00:18:47,544 --> 00:18:49,586
- Yes, Randy, hello.
- I'm Wolfgang Puck.
559
00:18:49,587 --> 00:18:51,129
And thank you so much
560
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,590
for your amazing donation
to my charities.
561
00:18:53,591 --> 00:18:55,884
- I'm sorry, are you catering
the hostage negotiations?
562
00:18:55,885 --> 00:18:58,887
- Yes. His braised ribs
are to die for.
563
00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:01,014
- All right,
where can we set up?
564
00:19:01,015 --> 00:19:02,850
- The roll call,
I guess, the glass room.
565
00:19:02,851 --> 00:19:05,853
- All right, let's go.
566
00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:07,688
[upbeat music]
567
00:19:07,689 --> 00:19:09,398
- Uh, what is happening?
568
00:19:09,399 --> 00:19:11,233
- Randy has
a world-class chef
569
00:19:11,234 --> 00:19:13,193
catering
the hostage negotiations.
570
00:19:13,194 --> 00:19:16,405
- Actually, he will be
catering the celebration.
571
00:19:16,406 --> 00:19:18,407
[cash register dings]
I have just paid the ransom.
572
00:19:18,408 --> 00:19:20,659
Chastity will be
returned to me unharmed.
573
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,035
- You did what?
574
00:19:22,036 --> 00:19:23,245
They're more likely to
kill her than give her back.
575
00:19:23,246 --> 00:19:26,123
{\an8}- [speaks German]
- Tim's right.
576
00:19:26,124 --> 00:19:27,875
You just made this
100 times worse.
577
00:19:27,876 --> 00:19:31,044
[phone dinging]
578
00:19:31,045 --> 00:19:32,379
- Oh, thank God.
579
00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:34,172
OK, so they are not
going to kill her,
580
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:37,217
but they are going to
double the original ransom.
581
00:19:37,218 --> 00:19:40,637
- OK, that is why
you never pay the ransom.
582
00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:44,474
- I'm not paying another dime
until I see proof of life.
583
00:19:44,475 --> 00:19:45,726
- You'll make them angry.
584
00:19:45,727 --> 00:19:47,561
- The promise of your money
is the only thing
585
00:19:47,562 --> 00:19:49,313
keeping her alive.
586
00:19:49,314 --> 00:19:50,981
You hand it over to them,
587
00:19:50,982 --> 00:19:53,525
she's just a witness
they need to silence.
588
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:54,568
[tense music]
589
00:19:54,569 --> 00:19:55,652
- What?
590
00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:57,279
- We should kill her
and take off.
591
00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:59,364
We already got the 5 million.
- No.
592
00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:01,033
This guy is good for more.
593
00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:04,119
Look, you saw how fast
he paid us, right?
594
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:05,579
We make him
sweat it over tonight.
595
00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:08,081
Then we give him proof
of life in the morning
596
00:20:08,082 --> 00:20:09,249
when he's desperate.
597
00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:11,084
♪ ♪
598
00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:13,211
- "We'll make contact in
the morning or we'll kill her.
599
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:16,089
Not sure which.
Stay tuned to find out."
600
00:20:16,090 --> 00:20:17,758
- This is verruckt.
601
00:20:17,759 --> 00:20:19,426
How am I going to survive
the night without
602
00:20:19,427 --> 00:20:21,803
descending into madness?
603
00:20:21,804 --> 00:20:23,764
- Oh, no, I can't--
604
00:20:23,765 --> 00:20:26,141
♪ ♪
605
00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:27,434
Fine.
606
00:20:27,435 --> 00:20:28,936
Randy, you can come home
with me.
607
00:20:28,937 --> 00:20:30,437
Bailey and I
will keep you company.
608
00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:32,606
- Thank you,
my second bestest friend.
609
00:20:32,607 --> 00:20:34,191
- Come on.
610
00:20:34,192 --> 00:20:35,734
- We are almost set up.
611
00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:37,110
Where are you going?
612
00:20:37,111 --> 00:20:38,904
- Oh, a slight change of plans.
613
00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:42,532
Can you unset up and take
everything to this man's home?
614
00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:44,409
- OK.
- Great.
615
00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:46,620
I will email you
a MapQuest link.
616
00:20:46,621 --> 00:20:47,955
- So let's review.
617
00:20:47,956 --> 00:20:50,207
I am nowhere closer
getting a present for Rodge.
618
00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:51,541
- And I am climbing the walls.
619
00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:53,460
Because where the hell
are the test results?
620
00:20:53,461 --> 00:20:54,753
Bradford, hi.
[laughs]
621
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:56,880
- Uh-oh, what'd I do?
- Nothing.
622
00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:58,799
She's been white knuckling
all day
623
00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:00,634
waiting for the sergeant's
list to be posted.
624
00:21:00,635 --> 00:21:03,345
- Oh, you didn't hear?
- What? No.
625
00:21:03,346 --> 00:21:04,554
What--what--
what did I not hear?
626
00:21:04,555 --> 00:21:05,889
What?
- It got delayed.
627
00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:07,391
It should be out by tomorrow.
I'm sorry.
628
00:21:07,392 --> 00:21:09,935
I know it's hard to wait.
- No, this is fine.
629
00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:12,562
One day, two days, a week,
what does it matter?
630
00:21:12,563 --> 00:21:16,400
It's totally fine.
- Yep.
631
00:21:16,401 --> 00:21:18,568
- [laughs]
632
00:21:18,569 --> 00:21:20,195
- Dinner's almost ready.
- Thanks.
633
00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:21,863
Are you sure I can't help?
634
00:21:21,864 --> 00:21:24,616
- It is all under control,
so just rest.
635
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:27,160
- I can tell you're
still angry with me.
636
00:21:27,161 --> 00:21:29,621
- It's just that it is
a stressful situation, OK?
637
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:30,831
But it's gonna be fine.
638
00:21:30,832 --> 00:21:32,666
I'm--I'm--
I'm dealing with it.
639
00:21:32,667 --> 00:21:34,501
- I know I'm not
as strong as you are,
640
00:21:34,502 --> 00:21:36,837
but you don't have to
treat me like a child.
641
00:21:36,838 --> 00:21:39,548
- I'm not.
- Oh, yes, you are.
642
00:21:39,549 --> 00:21:41,842
That woman conned me,
643
00:21:41,843 --> 00:21:44,886
and it happens with
old people all the time.
644
00:21:44,887 --> 00:21:46,179
- But this is not about
you being old, mom.
645
00:21:46,180 --> 00:21:48,598
You have been like this
my whole life.
646
00:21:48,599 --> 00:21:52,102
You trust everyone.
You let Dad walk all over you.
647
00:21:52,103 --> 00:21:55,522
And you--you fall for
every sob story you hear.
648
00:21:55,523 --> 00:21:57,733
- I happen to believe
most people are good.
649
00:21:57,734 --> 00:21:58,859
- Well, I used to believe that,
650
00:21:58,860 --> 00:22:00,193
and then I got out
into the real world
651
00:22:00,194 --> 00:22:03,363
and realized that I was
completely underprepared.
652
00:22:03,364 --> 00:22:05,490
I will not make that mistake
with my kids.
653
00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:07,034
I will make sure
that they are safe
654
00:22:07,035 --> 00:22:09,161
and that they know
what is out there.
655
00:22:09,162 --> 00:22:12,539
[somber music]
656
00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:14,291
[sighs]
657
00:22:14,292 --> 00:22:21,382
♪ ♪
658
00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:24,092
- The guest room is made up
659
00:22:24,093 --> 00:22:26,595
with warm milk
on the bedside table.
660
00:22:26,596 --> 00:22:28,263
- Thank you.
661
00:22:28,264 --> 00:22:30,515
You are the best best friend
and the best second best friend
662
00:22:30,516 --> 00:22:32,392
a man could hope for.
- Of course.
663
00:22:32,393 --> 00:22:35,854
And I know it's really scary,
but she's going to be OK.
664
00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:37,481
- Yeah.
665
00:22:37,482 --> 00:22:39,524
I don't know if you guys
know this about me,
666
00:22:39,525 --> 00:22:42,194
but I get into trouble
quite often.
667
00:22:42,195 --> 00:22:44,237
I know, I know.
Yes, no, but it's true.
668
00:22:44,238 --> 00:22:47,324
I don't think things through.
I'm very impulsive.
669
00:22:47,325 --> 00:22:48,909
You know, people are
always telling me, "Randy,
670
00:22:48,910 --> 00:22:50,994
"you're so handsome
and brilliant,
671
00:22:50,995 --> 00:22:53,413
but, you know,
you are not cautious enough."
672
00:22:53,414 --> 00:22:54,831
But I didn't listen.
673
00:22:54,832 --> 00:22:56,833
And now Chastity is in danger,
674
00:22:56,834 --> 00:22:58,585
and it's because
of my foolishness.
675
00:22:58,586 --> 00:23:01,088
- Well, it's not
entirely your fault,
676
00:23:01,089 --> 00:23:03,381
and there's really not a
whole lot you can do tonight,
677
00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:04,925
so you should get some rest,
678
00:23:04,926 --> 00:23:06,718
and it'll feel more manageable
in the morning.
679
00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:07,928
- Yes.
680
00:23:07,929 --> 00:23:11,139
You are very wise,
like an owl in a cartoon.
681
00:23:11,140 --> 00:23:12,390
- Hmm.
OK.
682
00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:13,851
- Yes.
683
00:23:15,812 --> 00:23:18,897
- Well, did you hear
back yet from Pete?
684
00:23:18,898 --> 00:23:21,108
- Yeah, he was trying
to get on a plane,
685
00:23:21,109 --> 00:23:23,235
but no surprises,
he's on a no-fly list,
686
00:23:23,236 --> 00:23:24,611
so he's taking a bus.
687
00:23:24,612 --> 00:23:26,947
- I'll tell you this.
Our lives are never boring.
688
00:23:26,948 --> 00:23:29,449
- No, they are not.
689
00:23:29,450 --> 00:23:32,327
[phone ringing]
690
00:23:32,328 --> 00:23:34,246
John Nolan.
691
00:23:34,247 --> 00:23:36,623
He did what?
- What's happening?
692
00:23:36,624 --> 00:23:39,417
- You kidnapped the love
of my life, sweet Chastity,
693
00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:40,919
so here is the ransom,
694
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:43,130
except you will never see
$1 of this money,
695
00:23:43,131 --> 00:23:46,591
because no ransom will
ever be paid for her life.
696
00:23:46,592 --> 00:23:49,928
Instead, I'm offering this
as a reward on your heads.
697
00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:51,805
- Randy, what are you doing?
698
00:23:51,806 --> 00:23:53,431
- Turning the tables.
699
00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:55,518
[suspenseful music]
700
00:23:56,561 --> 00:23:57,561
- This will let us listen in
701
00:23:57,562 --> 00:23:59,020
on your conversation
with Priscilla.
702
00:23:59,021 --> 00:24:00,230
- Mija, I've seen
"The Sopranos."
703
00:24:00,231 --> 00:24:02,399
I know what a wire is.
704
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:06,111
Hey, when's the last time
you had a manicure?
705
00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:08,446
- Priscilla made contact?
- Last night.
706
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:10,907
- Oh, Emilia, you look so nice.
- Thank you.
707
00:24:10,908 --> 00:24:14,327
It's my undercover outfit.
- Oh, you go, girl.
708
00:24:14,328 --> 00:24:15,495
[both squealing]
709
00:24:15,496 --> 00:24:17,998
- Anyway, I set up
a meeting this morning
710
00:24:17,999 --> 00:24:19,207
with Priscilla at my house.
711
00:24:19,208 --> 00:24:20,750
My mom will pretend
to be interested
712
00:24:20,751 --> 00:24:22,210
in putting it in a trust.
713
00:24:22,211 --> 00:24:25,589
We need Priscilla lying on tape
about the paperwork.
714
00:24:25,590 --> 00:24:26,673
- I know.
715
00:24:26,674 --> 00:24:28,383
Otherwise, you can't
prove it's fraud.
716
00:24:28,384 --> 00:24:29,676
I'm wearing a wire.
717
00:24:29,677 --> 00:24:32,262
- Oh, like "The Sopranos."
718
00:24:32,263 --> 00:24:35,473
- That's what I said.
[both squealing]
719
00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:38,935
- OK, uh, Mrs. Lopez,
720
00:24:38,936 --> 00:24:40,437
are you sure
you want to do this?
721
00:24:40,438 --> 00:24:41,938
- Do what?
722
00:24:41,939 --> 00:24:44,232
Have a conversation with a
woman at my daughter's house?
723
00:24:44,233 --> 00:24:46,651
- Mami, we just need to know
that you understand the risks.
724
00:24:46,652 --> 00:24:49,279
- Listen, this puta
messes with my friend
725
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:51,406
and thinks I'm not gonna
do something about it?
726
00:24:51,407 --> 00:24:55,911
Priscilla better hope that
she understands the risks.
727
00:24:55,912 --> 00:24:57,913
- All right, let's do this.
728
00:24:57,914 --> 00:25:00,166
- [sighs]
729
00:25:02,376 --> 00:25:03,710
- Hey.
Hey!
730
00:25:03,711 --> 00:25:04,920
You tell your clients
731
00:25:04,921 --> 00:25:07,380
they crossed the line
coming after my kid.
732
00:25:07,381 --> 00:25:09,216
- Sean, I don't know--
- Shut up!
733
00:25:09,217 --> 00:25:11,718
[tense music]
734
00:25:11,719 --> 00:25:14,221
It is taking every ounce
of willpower I have
735
00:25:14,222 --> 00:25:16,848
not to put you in
the hospital right now.
736
00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:18,725
The DA's office
will not be dropping charges
737
00:25:18,726 --> 00:25:20,227
against Colin Burns.
738
00:25:20,228 --> 00:25:21,895
In fact, I'm gonna
make prosecuting
739
00:25:21,896 --> 00:25:24,522
the Eastern Front
my own personal mission.
740
00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:26,358
They're all going down.
741
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:28,360
Now get the hell
out of my face.
742
00:25:28,361 --> 00:25:30,278
Walk.
743
00:25:30,279 --> 00:25:31,947
- Hey.
744
00:25:31,948 --> 00:25:33,240
Is everything OK?
745
00:25:33,241 --> 00:25:35,575
- No.
No, it's not OK.
746
00:25:35,576 --> 00:25:38,078
I just ruined my son's life.
747
00:25:38,079 --> 00:25:39,412
- You had no choice.
748
00:25:39,413 --> 00:25:42,582
- You know that doesn't
make it sting any less.
749
00:25:42,583 --> 00:25:45,335
Look, I'm gonna be offline
for the rest of the day.
750
00:25:45,336 --> 00:25:49,089
There's a bed open
at a rehab up in the Valley,
751
00:25:49,090 --> 00:25:51,925
and they said if I get my son
there before noon, it's his.
752
00:25:51,926 --> 00:25:54,928
So...
753
00:25:54,929 --> 00:25:56,846
will you cover for me today?
754
00:25:56,847 --> 00:25:59,933
- Yeah, of course.
755
00:25:59,934 --> 00:26:02,019
- Thanks, Wes.
756
00:26:05,273 --> 00:26:07,107
- Mami, say something
to test the microphone.
757
00:26:07,108 --> 00:26:08,817
- All that money,
and you and Wesley
758
00:26:08,818 --> 00:26:10,402
can't hire a cleaning lady.
759
00:26:10,403 --> 00:26:12,028
- [sighs]
You don't need to yell,
760
00:26:12,029 --> 00:26:13,154
and we have one.
761
00:26:13,155 --> 00:26:15,865
- Well, the microphone works.
- [sighs]
762
00:26:15,866 --> 00:26:18,868
[upbeat music]
763
00:26:18,869 --> 00:26:20,704
♪ ♪
764
00:26:20,705 --> 00:26:23,290
- It's show time, Mami.
Put your game face on.
765
00:26:23,291 --> 00:26:25,500
- I never take it off.
766
00:26:25,501 --> 00:26:26,751
♪ ♪
767
00:26:26,752 --> 00:26:28,003
[knocks]
768
00:26:28,004 --> 00:26:29,629
You must be Priscilla.
769
00:26:29,630 --> 00:26:30,964
- Yes.
- Come in.
770
00:26:30,965 --> 00:26:33,550
Anything I can get you?
- No, thank you.
771
00:26:33,551 --> 00:26:35,510
Wow, what a beautiful home.
772
00:26:35,511 --> 00:26:37,262
- Well, it's not what
I would have done,
773
00:26:37,263 --> 00:26:39,180
but I guess it works.
774
00:26:39,181 --> 00:26:40,473
- Really, Mami?
775
00:26:40,474 --> 00:26:42,559
- My husband, he made
all the design choices.
776
00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:44,352
- Ah.
- Bless his soul.
777
00:26:44,353 --> 00:26:46,354
- And so you own
the house outright?
778
00:26:46,355 --> 00:26:48,315
- Oh, yes.
Paid it off last year.
779
00:26:48,316 --> 00:26:49,899
- Oh, she's doing so well.
780
00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:53,737
- It took me 32 years
and two jobs, but I did it.
781
00:26:53,738 --> 00:26:55,238
- Oh, good for you.
782
00:26:55,239 --> 00:26:58,992
So here is the paperwork
we discussed.
783
00:26:58,993 --> 00:27:02,787
- Oh, I'm sorry,
I forgot my glasses.
784
00:27:02,788 --> 00:27:05,498
Can you just explain to me
what this document says?
785
00:27:05,499 --> 00:27:07,125
- Smart move, Emilia.
786
00:27:07,126 --> 00:27:09,502
- So signing this will put
the house into a trust,
787
00:27:09,503 --> 00:27:11,379
and what that will do is make
it so your family can forgo
788
00:27:11,380 --> 00:27:13,840
the whole probate process
after you're gone,
789
00:27:13,841 --> 00:27:15,800
saving them all kinds
of time and money
790
00:27:15,801 --> 00:27:17,344
while they're still
mourning you.
791
00:27:17,345 --> 00:27:19,804
- And I still get to live here
until I die?
792
00:27:19,805 --> 00:27:21,306
- Of course.
793
00:27:21,307 --> 00:27:23,641
- There it is.
- [laughs]
794
00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:26,102
[doorbell ringing]
- Oh, that must be my daughter.
795
00:27:26,103 --> 00:27:28,271
- Oh, I--I didn't know
you were expecting company.
796
00:27:28,272 --> 00:27:30,774
I'll get out of your hair.
- Oh, no, no, that's fine.
797
00:27:30,775 --> 00:27:34,027
She wants to meet you.
798
00:27:34,028 --> 00:27:37,447
- Hi, Priscilla.
Detective Angela Lopez, LAPD.
799
00:27:37,448 --> 00:27:39,408
- You're under arrest
for fraud.
800
00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:45,246
- Guy was driving down
Wilshire with an RPG
801
00:27:45,247 --> 00:27:46,998
in the gun rack
of his pickup truck.
802
00:27:46,999 --> 00:27:49,709
- This is the second nutjob
we've arrested this morning.
803
00:27:49,710 --> 00:27:52,670
They all came to LA to collect
on Randy's crazy bounty.
804
00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:54,214
- Which means there's
probably five times more
805
00:27:54,215 --> 00:27:55,423
still out there.
806
00:27:55,424 --> 00:27:56,758
- You need to get Randy
to call it off.
807
00:27:56,759 --> 00:27:58,093
- Oh, I tried.
808
00:27:58,094 --> 00:27:59,886
But Randy believes
the pressure will
809
00:27:59,887 --> 00:28:01,596
force the kidnappers
to play ball,
810
00:28:01,597 --> 00:28:04,057
and I don't know that
he's wrong, which is weird,
811
00:28:04,058 --> 00:28:07,936
because, really,
Randy is so wrong.
812
00:28:07,937 --> 00:28:09,729
♪ ♪
813
00:28:09,730 --> 00:28:11,064
- They made contact.
814
00:28:11,065 --> 00:28:12,941
My pressure campaign,
it worked.
815
00:28:12,942 --> 00:28:14,275
- Are we ready to trace it?
816
00:28:14,276 --> 00:28:16,444
- Yeah, we'll mirror
their video on that monitor.
817
00:28:16,445 --> 00:28:18,613
- OK, and--and I will stand
in front of this background
818
00:28:18,614 --> 00:28:21,574
so they don't know where I am.
819
00:28:21,575 --> 00:28:23,451
Ooh, places, everyone.
820
00:28:23,452 --> 00:28:25,245
- They'll bounce a signal
around several IP addresses,
821
00:28:25,246 --> 00:28:26,788
so keep them talking.
Got it?
822
00:28:26,789 --> 00:28:30,583
- Yes, I'm Skip Tracer Randy.
I have the gift of the gab.
823
00:28:30,584 --> 00:28:32,168
[phone beeps]
824
00:28:32,169 --> 00:28:33,503
[slowly]
Hello.
825
00:28:33,504 --> 00:28:38,758
Skip Tracer Randy here.
826
00:28:38,759 --> 00:28:40,260
How--
827
00:28:40,261 --> 00:28:41,344
- Hope you enjoyed your
little stunt last night.
828
00:28:41,345 --> 00:28:42,429
The price has tripled.
829
00:28:42,430 --> 00:28:43,680
- Fine, I don't care.
830
00:28:43,681 --> 00:28:44,973
Just show me she's OK.
831
00:28:44,974 --> 00:28:46,724
I want to know she's all right.
832
00:28:46,725 --> 00:28:48,351
- She's fine.
833
00:28:48,352 --> 00:28:50,061
You got one hour to send us
$15 million in Bitcoin,
834
00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:51,771
or she'll stop being fine.
835
00:28:51,772 --> 00:28:52,772
- I understand.
836
00:28:52,773 --> 00:28:54,274
I will send as quickly
as I can.
837
00:28:54,275 --> 00:28:57,278
Chastity, my love.
838
00:29:01,323 --> 00:29:03,116
I don't understand.
839
00:29:03,117 --> 00:29:04,576
[line beeps]
840
00:29:04,577 --> 00:29:06,369
- Was that long enough?
841
00:29:06,370 --> 00:29:07,996
- No.
I'm sorry.
842
00:29:07,997 --> 00:29:11,124
- What was that she was doing
at the end with her right hand?
843
00:29:11,125 --> 00:29:12,834
- I think she signed something.
844
00:29:12,835 --> 00:29:15,336
Can you--can you play it back?
845
00:29:15,337 --> 00:29:18,882
[tense music]
846
00:29:18,883 --> 00:29:20,091
Mall.
847
00:29:20,092 --> 00:29:21,426
- It can't be
a functioning mall.
848
00:29:21,427 --> 00:29:22,594
That place looked abandoned.
849
00:29:22,595 --> 00:29:24,095
- I bet it's
the Stonefield Mall.
850
00:29:24,096 --> 00:29:25,805
That place has been
shut down for a year.
851
00:29:25,806 --> 00:29:27,515
Perfect place to go underground
with a hostage.
852
00:29:27,516 --> 00:29:28,933
- Right.
- OK.
853
00:29:28,934 --> 00:29:31,186
- Uh, you wait here.
854
00:29:31,187 --> 00:29:32,730
We got this.
855
00:29:37,568 --> 00:29:38,943
- You're doing
the right thing, buddy.
856
00:29:38,944 --> 00:29:41,070
Listen to me.
857
00:29:41,071 --> 00:29:42,739
I'm proud of you, Logan.
858
00:29:42,740 --> 00:29:43,990
Your mom and I are going
to be with you every step
859
00:29:43,991 --> 00:29:45,116
of the way, no matter what.
860
00:29:45,117 --> 00:29:46,701
- Yeah, right.
861
00:29:46,702 --> 00:29:49,579
But I'm thinking this is
a mistake, though, Pops,
862
00:29:49,580 --> 00:29:51,206
because I don't
really have a problem.
863
00:29:51,207 --> 00:29:52,790
I've just made
a few bad decisions,
864
00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:56,503
but, uh, I could totally get
better on my own without rehab.
865
00:29:56,504 --> 00:29:57,670
So I--
- Hey, hey.
866
00:29:57,671 --> 00:29:58,838
No, no, no, no, no.
Listen to me.
867
00:29:58,839 --> 00:30:00,215
We talked about this,
all right?
868
00:30:00,216 --> 00:30:04,302
This place is going to
make you better, I promise.
869
00:30:04,303 --> 00:30:05,929
You stay strong.
Keep your head in the game.
870
00:30:05,930 --> 00:30:08,264
You're going to be fine, OK?
- OK.
871
00:30:08,265 --> 00:30:09,849
- You got this.
872
00:30:09,850 --> 00:30:11,685
[engine rumbles]
873
00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:15,980
[tires screech]
874
00:30:15,981 --> 00:30:19,609
Get down!
[gunfire]
875
00:30:19,610 --> 00:30:21,194
- Control, this is 7-Adam-19.
876
00:30:21,195 --> 00:30:22,987
We hear gunshots
north of Sunset.
877
00:30:22,988 --> 00:30:24,030
[gunshots, glass shattering]
878
00:30:24,031 --> 00:30:26,534
- [screaming]
[keypad beeping]
879
00:30:29,537 --> 00:30:32,372
[gun clicks]
- Stay in the car.
880
00:30:32,373 --> 00:30:33,831
Stay down!
881
00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:36,167
[gunshots]
882
00:30:36,168 --> 00:30:37,669
Let me see your hands!
883
00:30:37,670 --> 00:30:40,129
Freeze!
- That is Sean Del Monte.
884
00:30:40,130 --> 00:30:42,131
[suspenseful music]
885
00:30:42,132 --> 00:30:43,967
- Driver's down.
Passenger's on foot.
886
00:30:43,968 --> 00:30:46,052
Logan, it's OK, buddy.
We're good.
887
00:30:46,053 --> 00:30:52,892
♪ ♪
888
00:30:52,893 --> 00:30:55,603
- [grunting]
889
00:30:55,604 --> 00:30:57,188
- It's all right.
Come on, get out.
890
00:30:57,189 --> 00:30:58,815
We're good.
891
00:30:58,816 --> 00:31:01,359
Hey.
[sirens wailing]
892
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:03,361
My son's been shot!
Get an ambulance!
893
00:31:03,362 --> 00:31:05,822
- The second the money lands,
we drop the girl and take off.
894
00:31:05,823 --> 00:31:07,490
The money's gonna be
automatically split up
895
00:31:07,491 --> 00:31:09,867
into three fresh accounts,
one for each of us.
896
00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:11,536
Then we go our separate ways.
897
00:31:11,537 --> 00:31:14,872
♪ ♪
898
00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:17,793
[engines rumbling]
899
00:31:19,461 --> 00:31:25,883
♪ ♪
900
00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:27,719
- All right, we need
to establish a perimeter
901
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:29,220
while SWAT does
their initial recon.
902
00:31:29,221 --> 00:31:31,514
- Get the full triage kit
ready in case it's bad.
903
00:31:31,515 --> 00:31:32,682
- Hey.
- Hi.
904
00:31:32,683 --> 00:31:34,267
[hard rock music blasting]
905
00:31:34,268 --> 00:31:36,352
Those have got to be
Randy's vigilantes.
906
00:31:36,353 --> 00:31:38,396
They must have heard about our
operation on the police radio.
907
00:31:38,397 --> 00:31:40,106
♪ ♪
908
00:31:40,107 --> 00:31:41,941
[tires screeching]
909
00:31:41,942 --> 00:31:43,401
[glass shattering]
910
00:31:43,402 --> 00:31:44,569
- Well, we gotta stop them.
911
00:31:44,570 --> 00:31:45,570
They're gonna get
Chastity killed.
912
00:31:45,571 --> 00:31:46,571
- Hey!
913
00:31:46,572 --> 00:31:47,947
- Wait, is that--
914
00:31:47,948 --> 00:31:49,407
- Oh, my God.
915
00:31:49,408 --> 00:31:50,575
- Chastity?
916
00:31:50,576 --> 00:31:51,993
You're kidding me.
917
00:31:51,994 --> 00:31:53,411
How did you get away?
918
00:31:53,412 --> 00:31:55,246
- Oh, they were too busy
patting themselves on the back
919
00:31:55,247 --> 00:31:58,166
about being geniuses that
they totally forgot about me,
920
00:31:58,167 --> 00:32:00,126
so I rescued myself.
921
00:32:00,127 --> 00:32:01,753
- Yeah, you did.
- Where were they holding you?
922
00:32:01,754 --> 00:32:03,087
- In the back of
an old department store,
923
00:32:03,088 --> 00:32:04,339
mid mall, ground level.
924
00:32:04,340 --> 00:32:06,299
There's three of them,
Ivan, Wayne, and Maddox.
925
00:32:06,300 --> 00:32:07,759
- I'm so glad you're OK.
926
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:09,761
- Yeah, I'm fine.
Oh, how's Randy?
927
00:32:09,762 --> 00:32:11,346
- He's worried sick.
Let's get you in the ambulance,
928
00:32:11,347 --> 00:32:12,513
and I'll call him.
- Yeah.
929
00:32:12,514 --> 00:32:13,931
This is now
a cleanup operation.
930
00:32:13,932 --> 00:32:15,933
No friendlies left inside.
- Yes, sir.
931
00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:17,935
- All right, let's do it.
932
00:32:17,936 --> 00:32:20,938
[tense music]
933
00:32:20,939 --> 00:32:26,861
♪ ♪
934
00:32:26,862 --> 00:32:29,990
[engines revving]
935
00:32:41,085 --> 00:32:42,210
- Why aren't we shooting them?
936
00:32:42,211 --> 00:32:43,753
- Shooting policy is clear.
937
00:32:43,754 --> 00:32:45,463
We need probable cause
they might commit a felony.
938
00:32:45,464 --> 00:32:47,757
- And the machine guns on
their back don't give us that?
939
00:32:47,758 --> 00:32:49,801
- No, it's not illegal
to make a citizen's arrest
940
00:32:49,802 --> 00:32:52,845
nor to use reasonable force
to make that arrest.
941
00:32:52,846 --> 00:32:55,223
That includes
using their weapons,
942
00:32:55,224 --> 00:32:59,143
so shooting armed civilians
is not company policy.
943
00:32:59,144 --> 00:33:00,603
- They are interfering
with police operations.
944
00:33:00,604 --> 00:33:02,522
They come at us,
all bets are off.
945
00:33:02,523 --> 00:33:04,566
[engine revving]
946
00:33:08,237 --> 00:33:09,405
- Target down.
947
00:33:11,490 --> 00:33:13,991
[engines revving]
948
00:33:13,992 --> 00:33:15,159
- On your 6:00!
949
00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:17,161
Police!
Get off the bike!
950
00:33:17,162 --> 00:33:18,371
- Take cover!
951
00:33:18,372 --> 00:33:21,499
[gunfire]
952
00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:24,752
[engine revving]
953
00:33:24,753 --> 00:33:27,423
[gunshots]
954
00:33:31,093 --> 00:33:33,554
- Cuff him, Boot.
955
00:33:35,055 --> 00:33:36,347
- Jesus, let's get outta here.
956
00:33:36,348 --> 00:33:38,182
You were supposed to
be watching her, man!
957
00:33:38,183 --> 00:33:39,308
- Police, show me those hands!
958
00:33:39,309 --> 00:33:41,018
- Whoa, whoa.
Go, go, go, go, go!
959
00:33:41,019 --> 00:33:43,855
[suspenseful music]
960
00:33:43,856 --> 00:33:45,523
Go, go!
961
00:33:45,524 --> 00:33:47,275
♪ ♪
962
00:33:47,276 --> 00:33:50,821
[gunshots]
963
00:33:52,781 --> 00:33:55,283
- Cuff that one too, Boot.
964
00:33:55,284 --> 00:34:02,458
♪ ♪
965
00:34:05,169 --> 00:34:07,337
- Go left.
- Roger.
966
00:34:28,525 --> 00:34:31,068
[both grunting]
967
00:34:31,069 --> 00:34:32,945
[wood clattering]
968
00:34:32,946 --> 00:34:35,406
- [groaning]
969
00:34:35,407 --> 00:34:37,074
[handcuffs click]
970
00:34:37,075 --> 00:34:44,166
♪ ♪
971
00:34:49,838 --> 00:34:51,798
- It's over!
972
00:34:51,799 --> 00:34:53,424
Clearly, you are trapped.
973
00:34:53,425 --> 00:34:55,426
Otherwise you wouldn't be
hanging around to look at me,
974
00:34:55,427 --> 00:34:56,677
which means you want
to get out of here,
975
00:34:56,678 --> 00:34:58,137
you gotta go through me.
976
00:34:58,138 --> 00:35:00,139
Now, you listen very carefully.
977
00:35:00,140 --> 00:35:02,892
I have logged hundreds of hours
at the firing range,
978
00:35:02,893 --> 00:35:04,560
and I am sighted
on your position,
979
00:35:04,561 --> 00:35:06,187
which means if you decide
to fight your way out,
980
00:35:06,188 --> 00:35:09,732
your chances of
getting shot are 100%.
981
00:35:09,733 --> 00:35:11,234
So throw out your gun,
982
00:35:11,235 --> 00:35:14,153
get on the ground,
arms and legs spread.
983
00:35:14,154 --> 00:35:18,616
♪ ♪
984
00:35:18,617 --> 00:35:20,618
[gun clatters]
985
00:35:20,619 --> 00:35:27,583
♪ ♪
986
00:35:27,584 --> 00:35:28,793
Do not move.
987
00:35:28,794 --> 00:35:30,336
Control, suspect in custody.
988
00:35:30,337 --> 00:35:32,380
Code 4.
989
00:35:32,381 --> 00:35:34,215
I am not gonna lie,
990
00:35:34,216 --> 00:35:35,968
I am super surprised
that worked.
991
00:35:38,595 --> 00:35:39,554
[police radio chatter]
992
00:35:39,555 --> 00:35:41,806
- Hey, I came
as soon as I heard.
993
00:35:41,807 --> 00:35:44,433
Is--is Logan--
- Yeah, he's gonna be OK.
994
00:35:44,434 --> 00:35:46,060
Kristina's in there
with him now.
995
00:35:46,061 --> 00:35:47,812
The bullet just
grazed his neck,
996
00:35:47,813 --> 00:35:50,815
but if it had been a half
an inch to the right, you know?
997
00:35:50,816 --> 00:35:54,402
- But it wasn't.
You protected him.
998
00:35:54,403 --> 00:35:56,028
And now the LAPD
is gonna come down
999
00:35:56,029 --> 00:35:57,864
on the Eastern Front
like an avalanche.
1000
00:35:57,865 --> 00:35:59,615
- Yeah.
1001
00:35:59,616 --> 00:36:01,993
Look, Wes, I'm dropping
out of the DA's race.
1002
00:36:01,994 --> 00:36:03,911
There's gonna be a press
conference in the morning.
1003
00:36:03,912 --> 00:36:07,415
I just wanted to give you
the heads up on that.
1004
00:36:07,416 --> 00:36:08,541
I think right now, I just need
1005
00:36:08,542 --> 00:36:10,418
to stay out of the spotlight,
you know?
1006
00:36:10,419 --> 00:36:12,336
[Will Hyde's
"When U Need Me."]
1007
00:36:12,337 --> 00:36:14,255
- You're making
the right call, Sean.
1008
00:36:14,256 --> 00:36:15,590
- I know.
1009
00:36:15,591 --> 00:36:16,924
- ♪ I don't know how
to say things ♪
1010
00:36:16,925 --> 00:36:19,802
♪ That I know
are gonna hurt you ♪
1011
00:36:19,803 --> 00:36:21,637
- You're a good dad.
1012
00:36:21,638 --> 00:36:24,682
- ♪ I don't know how to carry
this burden but I still do ♪
1013
00:36:24,683 --> 00:36:27,101
- Thank you both
for everything.
1014
00:36:27,102 --> 00:36:29,812
- Oh, please, honestly,
you did all the work.
1015
00:36:29,813 --> 00:36:31,022
Very impressive.
1016
00:36:31,023 --> 00:36:32,356
[phone beeps harshly]
1017
00:36:32,357 --> 00:36:33,816
Randy, you seem distracted.
1018
00:36:33,817 --> 00:36:36,068
- Yes, I'm trying to
remember the password
1019
00:36:36,069 --> 00:36:38,571
for my Bitcoin wallet.
[phone beeps harshly]
1020
00:36:38,572 --> 00:36:40,865
- You forgot the password?
- Today was very stressful.
1021
00:36:40,866 --> 00:36:43,367
- All right.
- Snuffleupagus.
1022
00:36:43,368 --> 00:36:44,911
[phone beeps harshly]
1023
00:36:44,912 --> 00:36:47,204
Chastity,
would it be possible
1024
00:36:47,205 --> 00:36:48,831
to remain your sugar daddy
1025
00:36:48,832 --> 00:36:51,042
without having
any actual sugar?
1026
00:36:51,043 --> 00:36:53,252
- No, I'm sorry.
1027
00:36:53,253 --> 00:36:56,422
- No, I completely understand.
In fact, I'm a bit relieved.
1028
00:36:56,423 --> 00:37:00,051
Being wealthy was highly
unenjoyable for my entire body.
1029
00:37:00,052 --> 00:37:01,218
Yes.
1030
00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:02,261
- Why don't we let her
get some rest?
1031
00:37:02,262 --> 00:37:03,804
- Oh, yes, of course.
1032
00:37:03,805 --> 00:37:05,222
Good news is I already paid
for Sergeant Bradford's
1033
00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:08,392
special thank you surprise,
so yippee-ki-yay.
1034
00:37:08,393 --> 00:37:10,895
- Bradford, you got someone
here to see you,
1035
00:37:10,896 --> 00:37:12,897
says he knows Randy.
1036
00:37:12,898 --> 00:37:15,399
- Perfect.
1037
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:18,778
- Hey, Kiké Hernández.
1038
00:37:18,779 --> 00:37:20,738
- What?
I'm a huge fan.
1039
00:37:20,739 --> 00:37:22,615
I'm a--what are you
doing here?
1040
00:37:22,616 --> 00:37:25,284
- Some German guy paid
$100,000 to charity
1041
00:37:25,285 --> 00:37:26,953
for me to hang out with you
for a few hours.
1042
00:37:26,954 --> 00:37:29,413
I guess he wanted to thank you
for saving his girlfriend.
1043
00:37:29,414 --> 00:37:31,582
- OK, I take back
almost every awful thing
1044
00:37:31,583 --> 00:37:32,792
I ever said about the guy.
1045
00:37:32,793 --> 00:37:34,293
- Well, you got me
for the next three hours.
1046
00:37:34,294 --> 00:37:36,295
So what are we doing?
1047
00:37:36,296 --> 00:37:37,880
- I got a mitt in my truck.
1048
00:37:37,881 --> 00:37:40,758
- Uh, you want to play catch
like we're in "Field of Dreams"
1049
00:37:40,759 --> 00:37:42,093
or something?
1050
00:37:42,094 --> 00:37:45,012
- Uh, well, I mean,
yeah, if you don't mind.
1051
00:37:45,013 --> 00:37:47,848
I can probably get someone
to let you borrow a glove.
1052
00:37:47,849 --> 00:37:50,726
- Never leave home without one.
- Let's do it.
1053
00:37:50,727 --> 00:37:54,313
- Ooh, Leah is finally out.
1054
00:37:54,314 --> 00:37:57,441
Ooh, that child
is like you at night.
1055
00:37:57,442 --> 00:37:59,235
Don't want to miss a thing.
1056
00:37:59,236 --> 00:38:01,404
- Oh, believe me, I am aware
1057
00:38:01,405 --> 00:38:05,866
I am reaping my karmic reward
with that child.
1058
00:38:05,867 --> 00:38:09,203
And, Mom, I--I know
that I have been
1059
00:38:09,204 --> 00:38:12,415
hard on you
these last few days.
1060
00:38:12,416 --> 00:38:15,751
It's just that you and I see
the world very differently.
1061
00:38:15,752 --> 00:38:19,171
But that does not mean
that you are not strong.
1062
00:38:19,172 --> 00:38:22,550
It is a superpower to still
see the good in people
1063
00:38:22,551 --> 00:38:25,386
even after they have
taken advantage of you.
1064
00:38:25,387 --> 00:38:28,973
- Well, it's a certain
kind of superpower
1065
00:38:28,974 --> 00:38:33,978
to see all the darkness
and evil in the world
1066
00:38:33,979 --> 00:38:39,150
and choose to still try
to make a difference.
1067
00:38:39,151 --> 00:38:41,819
I admire that in you, Nyla.
1068
00:38:41,820 --> 00:38:45,281
- Thank you, Mom.
1069
00:38:45,282 --> 00:38:48,284
And I am grateful
that you are you.
1070
00:38:48,285 --> 00:38:49,577
- Mm.
1071
00:38:49,578 --> 00:38:53,330
♪ ♪
1072
00:38:53,331 --> 00:38:55,124
- OK.
1073
00:38:55,125 --> 00:38:57,418
So I, um...
1074
00:38:57,419 --> 00:38:59,545
I wrote you a song
for your birthday.
1075
00:38:59,546 --> 00:39:00,671
- That's amazing.
1076
00:39:00,672 --> 00:39:02,089
How did I not know
you play guitar?
1077
00:39:02,090 --> 00:39:03,340
- I don't.
1078
00:39:03,341 --> 00:39:04,884
So it's gonna be rough,
like, really rough.
1079
00:39:04,885 --> 00:39:06,427
- OK.
- And it's in Spanish.
1080
00:39:06,428 --> 00:39:07,845
- It's already
my favorite song.
1081
00:39:07,846 --> 00:39:10,932
{\an8}- [singing in Spanish]
1082
00:39:20,108 --> 00:39:21,859
Ooh, uh--
[laughs]
1083
00:39:21,860 --> 00:39:23,945
Let me start all over again.
It's, um...
1084
00:39:27,949 --> 00:39:29,700
Sorry, I really tried.
And I just learned
1085
00:39:29,701 --> 00:39:31,494
these chords last night,
so it's not even finished.
1086
00:39:31,495 --> 00:39:33,162
- It's beautiful.
1087
00:39:33,163 --> 00:39:34,872
You're beautiful.
1088
00:39:34,873 --> 00:39:36,207
How about we
finish it together?
1089
00:39:36,208 --> 00:39:39,043
Maybe I can play it on tour.
1090
00:39:39,044 --> 00:39:40,544
- Wait, you're going on tour?
1091
00:39:40,545 --> 00:39:42,880
- Europe and Scandinavia
just got confirmed.
1092
00:39:42,881 --> 00:39:45,633
- That's--that's so exciting.
1093
00:39:45,634 --> 00:39:46,926
Are you playing in Paris?
1094
00:39:46,927 --> 00:39:48,552
Please tell me
you're playing in Paris
1095
00:39:48,553 --> 00:39:49,720
because I will
totally come visit.
1096
00:39:49,721 --> 00:39:51,388
- We will not be in Paris.
1097
00:39:51,389 --> 00:39:53,432
We will be in Kiruna.
1098
00:39:53,433 --> 00:39:56,560
It's a wonderfully charming
small town in Northern Sweden.
1099
00:39:56,561 --> 00:39:58,729
How does 19 hours
of daylight sound?
1100
00:39:58,730 --> 00:39:59,814
- Bright.
1101
00:39:59,815 --> 00:40:01,649
- Yeah.
1102
00:40:01,650 --> 00:40:03,484
I'm sure there will be other
cities with normal sunsets.
1103
00:40:03,485 --> 00:40:05,444
And we can figure out when
you're coming tomorrow.
1104
00:40:05,445 --> 00:40:07,905
But right now,
we have a song to finish.
1105
00:40:07,906 --> 00:40:10,074
So tell me about it.
What was it?
1106
00:40:10,075 --> 00:40:11,867
- It's, uh--well, it's, uh--
- Here first?
1107
00:40:11,868 --> 00:40:13,077
{\an8}- Para.
1108
00:40:13,078 --> 00:40:16,206
{\an8}[both singing in Spanish]
1109
00:40:27,843 --> 00:40:30,928
- ♪ Cielo ♪
1110
00:40:30,929 --> 00:40:32,721
- ♪ La, la ♪
I'm not finished.
1111
00:40:32,722 --> 00:40:35,684
- ♪ La, la, la ♪
[laughter]
1112
00:40:38,228 --> 00:40:39,603
- Checking the time
isn't gonna get
1113
00:40:39,604 --> 00:40:41,105
that list posted any faster.
1114
00:40:41,106 --> 00:40:42,606
- What is taking so long?
1115
00:40:42,607 --> 00:40:44,191
I mean, Grey should have
posted the list like--
1116
00:40:44,192 --> 00:40:45,609
like, minutes ago.
1117
00:40:45,610 --> 00:40:47,361
OK.
God.
1118
00:40:47,362 --> 00:40:49,613
- OK, you know this,
but it's gonna be OK,
1119
00:40:49,614 --> 00:40:51,323
no matter what
that piece of paper says.
1120
00:40:51,324 --> 00:40:53,367
- I really can't handle
that kind of blind optimism
1121
00:40:53,368 --> 00:40:55,035
from you right now.
I just really need to know.
1122
00:40:55,036 --> 00:40:57,454
Oh, my gosh, hi.
1123
00:40:57,455 --> 00:41:00,041
- Breathe, Chen.
- Yes, sorry.
1124
00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:05,714
[sighs]
Oh, my God.
1125
00:41:08,300 --> 00:41:10,134
I don't think I can look.
1126
00:41:10,135 --> 00:41:11,969
- Do you want me
to look for you?
1127
00:41:11,970 --> 00:41:13,429
- Yes.
1128
00:41:13,430 --> 00:41:15,764
No, um--
1129
00:41:15,765 --> 00:41:17,308
Yeah.
Yes, please.
1130
00:41:17,309 --> 00:41:19,102
Thank you.
1131
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:27,151
- Lucy.
- Yeah?
1132
00:41:27,152 --> 00:41:29,737
- Look.
1133
00:41:29,738 --> 00:41:32,740
[soft music]
1134
00:41:32,741 --> 00:41:38,537
♪ ♪
1135
00:41:38,538 --> 00:41:41,081
Typical A student.
1136
00:41:41,082 --> 00:41:42,291
Nervous you're gonna fail,
1137
00:41:42,292 --> 00:41:46,295
even when you're
top of the class.
1138
00:41:46,296 --> 00:41:48,005
- I did it.
- Of course, you did it.
1139
00:41:48,006 --> 00:41:49,298
- [laughs]
1140
00:41:49,299 --> 00:41:51,342
- Congratulations, Chen.
1141
00:41:51,343 --> 00:41:54,428
You'll be able to use those
new credentials right away.
1142
00:41:54,429 --> 00:41:58,807
- What? A Sergeant position
is open here?
1143
00:41:58,808 --> 00:42:01,644
- On the night shift.
- Oh, that--that--
1144
00:42:01,645 --> 00:42:03,646
OK.
That's great.
1145
00:42:03,647 --> 00:42:05,022
Is it possible
to trade or any--?
1146
00:42:05,023 --> 00:42:06,982
- No.
- Yeah, that's--
1147
00:42:06,983 --> 00:42:10,569
- Again, congratulations,
Sergeant.
1148
00:42:10,570 --> 00:42:13,364
- Thank you, sir.
1149
00:42:13,365 --> 00:42:16,367
[upbeat music]
1150
00:42:16,368 --> 00:42:21,456
♪ ♪
1151
00:42:56,574 --> 00:42:57,450
- Damn it.
84613
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