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The People versus
Glorivette Sinclair.
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Of the Sinclair family?
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You're one of the oldest
families in Manhattan.
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It was your idea
to put in a bridge.
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That was our first mistake.
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She's being charged
with stealing
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an umbrella from a bodega.
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Judge, the defendant
has millions
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but can't resist her urge
for more.
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I get it.
It's not about the stealing.
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It's about the rush.
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Your Honor,
my client was clearly framed.
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Why would someone
with everything
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steal this pathetic excuse
for an umbrella?
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Someone's playing a trick on me,
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and I'm not going to be
a good sport about it.
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Ah-choo!
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Oh, no.
The trick is spreading.
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Ooh, Nebraska! Heck, yeah!
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Now I got all 50 states.
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I'll give you a hankie,
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but I get 10%
of what you blow out.
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This isn't mine.
What am I, a nun?
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Oh, no.
Please tell me it's not...
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'Tis I, Starla the Great.
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Ooh!
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You like what you see, Stretch?
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What am I seeing?
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This is Starla, my dad's
old magician's assistant.
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So, if you need anything
pointed at, it's her only skill.
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Aren't you gonna introduce me
to your friends, Abracadabra?
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Or is that hard to do
with an egg in your mouth?
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Don't be amazed.
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Please crack and a baby chick
come out.
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Please crack
and a baby chick come out!
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Oh!
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I love working here!
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I can't stand that woman.
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{\an8}Every couple of years, poof!
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{\an8}She pops into my life like
some stupid rabbit out of a hat.
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{\an8}She always needs something.
- I do know the type.
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{\an8}With me, it's my step-cousin,
Ira.
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{\an8}He only reaches out when
he needs a ride to the hospital.
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{\an8}And I'm like,
"Ira, you're a doctor.
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{\an8}If you can't drive yourself
to work,
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{\an8}you should
not be delivering babies."
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{\an8}My dad was always
bailing her out.
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{\an8}When I was a kid, I thought
the county jail was her house,
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{\an8}and she just liked
dressing like her roommates.
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{\an8}I don't know, she seems
like she could be kind of fun.
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{\an8}I mean, in a campy,
salacious, melodramatic,
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{\an8}limited series sort of way.
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{\an8}Don't fall for her act.
She's all smoke and mirrors.
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{\an8}That's called misdirection.
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{\an8}That's called mediocre.
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{\an8}What do you want, Starla?
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{\an8}I just wanted to give you this.
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{\an8}One of my dad's
old magic boxes?
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{\an8}Oh, I remember these
from when I was a kid.
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{\an8}Where did you get this?
- I got it at a mirage sale.
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{\an8}It's like a garage sale,
but for magic stuff.
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{\an8}I would never trust
a secondhand dove.
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{\an8}You never know
where people put them.
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{\an8}What's the catch?
I told you,
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{\an8}I can't be the volunteer
for the sawing-in-half bit.
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{\an8}My head doesn't reach
the top of the box.
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{\an8}- I just wanted you to have it.
- Aww.
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{\an8}And I didn't get you anything.
- Aww.
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{\an8}Because I don't like you.
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{\an8}Alright, well,
I'm going to hit the road
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{\an8}as soon as I find that baby
chick.
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{\an8}You kept that baby chick,
didn't you?
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{\an8}Don't look at me like that.
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{\an8}She imprinted on me.
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{\an8}You know, I've dabbled
in a little magic myself.
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{\an8}Observe.
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{\an8}Magic.
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{\an8}If this was olden times,
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{\an8}I would have burned you
at the stake.
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{\an8}Nah, I learned
some sleight-of-hand
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{\an8}when I was in lockup.
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{\an8}You know, it passes the time
while you're waiting
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{\an8}for your toilet wine to ferment.
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{\an8}- The Kleenex is in her sleeve.
- Hey, you ruined my trick.
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{\an8}You know, Wyatt,
you've been a real buzzkill.
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Like when you told me croutons
are just stale bread.
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What?
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I thought they were
fat crackers.
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I'm not a buzzkill.
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I've just seen the light.
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I mean, after years of trying,
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I realized
when you reach for the stars,
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life kicks you
right in the moon.
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So, from now on,
I'm living in the middle.
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No highs, no lows.
Just comfortably numb.
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You don't find any joy
in anything?
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I mean, not in a sunset
or an amazing meal or...
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Or a gentle kiss in the dark
from a stranger?
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Yes, yes, and yes.
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No, no, and hell, no.
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To see the beauty
of a sunset,
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you also have to see
the pollution.
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That amazing meal
is clogging my arteries.
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And a kiss in the dark
from a stranger
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is just giving me herpes.
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Wyatt, I can't be around
this kind of negative energy.
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No, clinically speaking,
I am just hanging on by a thread
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and, uh, your frownies
are dangerously close
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to making it fray.
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And that makes me feel nothing
because this is who I am now.
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Mark my words,
by the end of tonight,
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I will have awakened
the flame within you
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that ignites the bonfire
of your soul.
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Bonfire?
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That sounds
like some high flames.
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I'm in the middle.
Lukewarm for life.
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This reminds me of that time
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you tried to wrestle
that floating Twix
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from the vending machine.
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You got my hopes up
for nothing that day.
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I'm trying to figure out
how to open it.
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If you turn the dials
the right way,
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a fun surprise pops out.
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I'm hoping for
a family heirloom,
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but I will settle for a gumball.
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Did that do anything?
- Besides making me wish
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I had never come in here?
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Make yourself useful.
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There's a dial
on the other side.
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Maybe if we line it up
at the same time.
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Alright, alright,
fine, I'll help.
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It better not be wet in there.
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You know,
when you think about it,
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it's a pretty thoughtful gift
that Starla gave you here.
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You sound just like my dad.
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He was always defending her.
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So she did one nice thing.
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Doesn't make up for the time
her prop comic boyfriend
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smashed my birthday cake
with a mallet.
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The classics are the classics
for a reason.
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I didn't even get to make
a birthday wish.
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If it wasn't for Starla,
I'd be able to whistle.
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Stupid Starla.
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Turn yours all the way
to the right.
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I think that I turned...
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Did that just clamp down
on your arm?
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- Yep. Yours?
- Yep.
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What were you saying about
this being a thoughtful gift?
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I don't know
what to tell you, man.
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Your wallet is glitter now.
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- Here she is.
- Oh, okay.
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Oh.
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Hey, kitten.
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I thought you might
be showing up.
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And you brought
your leggy friend.
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Yes, Abby and I
are inseparable lately.
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Now, you want to tell me why,
you velour nutbag?
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It's nothing sinister.
It's just a fun little box.
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And if you don't do what I say,
you'll stay in there forever.
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What do you want, Starla?
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Oh, what every
modern woman wants--
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a good dry cleaner
who does velvet capes
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and your dad's magic journal.
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Why would I ever give you
that?
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Because our hands
are locked in a box.
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That book has all the best
tricks that I did with Harry.
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It is my ticket
to becoming a real magician,
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which is a thing
that would have happened by now
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had you not come along.
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I'm the reason
you're still an assistant?
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I think you spent too much time
in that water tank.
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Your father and I
were poised for stardom,
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and I was just about
to make a leap
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from being an assistant
to the one who gets to talk
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when your mother made
her birth control disappear.
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I understand we all rue
the day that she was born,
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but... about my freedom.
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You're wasting your time,
Starla.
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I have no idea
where my dad's journal is.
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Well, if I were you, I
would start looking for it fast,
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because at some point,
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one of you is going to have
to go to the bathroom.
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Ta-ta!
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It doesn't always work.
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Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke.
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Now that she said bathroom,
I do have to go.
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Follow the sound of my voice.
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If this is a kiss
from a stranger, I want out.
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Welcome to a world of awe
in amazement.
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Flobert, lights.
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If this is you trying to
ignite the bonfire of my soul...
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sure, I've got a few minutes.
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They're fixing the microwave.
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We discussed the best way
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to reawaken your sense
of wonder.
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Would you be wowed by nature,
technology,
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or the limitless
and erotic possibilities
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of the human body?
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Gurgs, unleash
the power of nature.
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Behold the Middlemist's
red camellia,
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the rarest flower on earth.
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Mm, no, thank you.
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Rare equals expensive.
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Mr. Middle prefers whatever
Trader Joe's has out front.
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Step aside, Mother Nature.
It's time for Daddy Technology.
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Behold, man's greatest creation,
the bulletproof vest.
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Now, who wants to shoot me?
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How does this
demonstrate technology?
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I thought you'd bring
in a hologram or something.
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Maybe I am a hologram.
You don't know.
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Come, run through me!
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Alright, moving on.
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Wyatt, feast your eyes
on Sheila, the barista.
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Check out that human body
that knows no bounds.
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Uh-oh.
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I think I'm allergic
to that flower.
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Aaah!
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Oh!
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I guess
that know-it-all sales girl
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was onto something
when she said,
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"That's not a bulletproof vest."
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I knew he wasn't a hologram.
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Just a little more
butter spray, and...
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nope, still stuck.
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Is it weird I want waffles?
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It's weird
that you had that in your desk.
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I've got an idea
that might work.
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Give the journal to Starla.
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I told you,
I don't know where it is.
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Yeah, I don't--
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Oh, wait a minute.
You're lying.
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You squinted your eyes,
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like when you tell people
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that you don't need
chopstick helpers.
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I have a sweaty grip,
and there's no cure.
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- I bet it's in this office.
- No.
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Oh? Well, let's see.
If I go over here,
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am I getting-- I don't know,
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am I getting warmer over here?
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Okay. Yeah, fine.
Red hot.
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Oh, squint! Lie!
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That means it's over here.
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Come on, Abby, give it up.
Alright?
244
00:11:21,390 --> 00:11:23,641
We got to get our arms
out of this box.
245
00:11:23,642 --> 00:11:26,060
I don't need to.
I'm having a nice time.
246
00:11:26,061 --> 00:11:29,106
If anything,
I think two arms is too many.
247
00:11:30,941 --> 00:11:32,108
I have a colonoscopy
in a week.
248
00:11:32,109 --> 00:11:34,361
I'd really like to do it alone.
249
00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:37,072
Might be nice to have a buddy.
250
00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:39,740
You know what?
I bet it's in this bookcase.
251
00:11:39,741 --> 00:11:41,117
A book in a bookcase?
252
00:11:41,118 --> 00:11:42,868
What kind of idiot
do you think I am?
253
00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:45,162
The kind of idiot that would
hide something in plain sight
254
00:11:45,163 --> 00:11:46,831
because she just figured that--
255
00:11:46,832 --> 00:11:50,167
oh, there it is!
I knew it.
256
00:11:50,168 --> 00:11:52,629
And you're hoarding Toblerone?
257
00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:57,925
The chocolate options in this
courthouse are straight trash.
258
00:11:57,926 --> 00:11:59,301
And as far as the journal,
259
00:11:59,302 --> 00:12:01,470
I am not giving that
to Count Whackula.
260
00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:03,556
Why not?
You don't need the journal.
261
00:12:03,557 --> 00:12:05,099
You don't even do magic.
262
00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:06,976
You're right, I don't.
263
00:12:06,977 --> 00:12:08,519
But, you know,
my dad built the box,
264
00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:10,729
so the way out
might be in that journal.
265
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:13,858
Then why didn't you use
the journal in the first place?
266
00:12:13,859 --> 00:12:16,527
Because it's written
in riddles I can't understand.
267
00:12:16,528 --> 00:12:18,487
- Alright, fine. Starla it is.
- No, no, no, no.
268
00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:21,323
I can get us out of this box.
I am Harry Stone's daughter.
269
00:12:21,324 --> 00:12:24,118
Magic is in my blood.
Just give me an hour.
270
00:12:24,119 --> 00:12:26,412
Alright, you know what?
You've got 45 minutes.
271
00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:29,790
And something else, alright?
Let's both calm down.
272
00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:32,544
It's getting swampy in there.
273
00:12:36,548 --> 00:12:43,721
As I started across the street,
274
00:12:43,722 --> 00:12:48,851
the crosswalk said ten,
275
00:12:48,852 --> 00:12:53,022
then nine,
276
00:12:53,023 --> 00:12:57,026
then eight...
277
00:12:57,027 --> 00:12:58,360
Can we get to the point, please?
278
00:12:58,361 --> 00:13:00,362
Some of us have boxes
to get out of.
279
00:13:00,363 --> 00:13:03,240
Mr. Danielson blocked traffic
for 35 minutes
280
00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:05,701
and not one driver ran him over.
281
00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:08,497
Oh, God, this city isn't
what it used to be.
282
00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:10,873
I've dealt with this man
before.
283
00:13:10,874 --> 00:13:14,001
He suffers from something
called tortoise nervosa,
284
00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:18,381
which is [Slowly] a nightmare.
285
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:20,758
Allow me to speed things up.
286
00:13:20,759 --> 00:13:22,636
$50 fine.
287
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,388
Sit.
288
00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:37,066
Okay, now, are you going to
find the answer from that book,
289
00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:39,652
or do I have to say
that woman's name three times
290
00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:41,820
and have her appear?
291
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,572
Oh, look, a fun riddle.
292
00:13:43,573 --> 00:13:46,116
"The only way out
of a blind man's box
293
00:13:46,117 --> 00:13:48,911
is by turning 300
with a panda and a fox."
294
00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:50,747
Practically solves itself.
295
00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:53,123
Dear God. Riddles. Magic.
296
00:13:53,124 --> 00:13:57,379
The holidays at your house
must have been insufferable.
297
00:13:58,588 --> 00:14:01,590
Not every day you see a half
man, half turtle, huh?
298
00:14:01,591 --> 00:14:04,594
You obviously haven't been
on the dating apps.
299
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:08,931
This isn't like you
to be so cynical.
300
00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:10,224
Damn it, Wyatt!
301
00:14:10,225 --> 00:14:11,934
Your bad vibes are spreading.
302
00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:14,228
When the water's lukewarm,
everybody wants to dive in.
303
00:14:14,229 --> 00:14:16,689
Alright, no, no, no.
Don't listen to him.
304
00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:19,066
He wasn't even wowed
when the EMTs
305
00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:21,652
brought Flobert back
from the dead.
306
00:14:21,653 --> 00:14:24,531
I think something came back
with me.
307
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:28,326
Something not of this world.
308
00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:33,789
Here is an opportunity for
Wyatt to have his mind blown.
309
00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:37,793
Behold, a newly appointed judge
trying to solve a riddle
310
00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:41,297
to prove something to,
I think, herself.
311
00:14:41,298 --> 00:14:44,758
I'm not sure.
I'm really not invested.
312
00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:47,469
Okay,
I bet there's a double meaning.
313
00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:49,972
Maybe the blind man
isn't a man at all.
314
00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:51,849
It's just a face with no eyes.
315
00:14:51,850 --> 00:14:55,353
That's the thing
that followed me back!
316
00:14:56,313 --> 00:14:57,855
Murray,
nothing followed you back.
317
00:14:57,856 --> 00:15:01,400
Would you just, like,
clean your contacts?
318
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:02,860
A clock has a face.
319
00:15:02,861 --> 00:15:05,321
Maybe one of the dials
in here is like a clock.
320
00:15:05,322 --> 00:15:06,989
Okay, here we go.
321
00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:09,992
And... ta-da!
322
00:15:09,993 --> 00:15:12,494
I said ta-da!
323
00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:14,830
Great. Why don't you try
saying "Ta-da!" louder.
324
00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:16,373
Maybe that'll work.
325
00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:19,586
Hey, the turtle man
is making a break for it!
326
00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:27,344
You'll never take me alive.
327
00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:30,638
What don't you get?
Take one step.
328
00:15:30,639 --> 00:15:33,350
Pause, then take another step.
329
00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:37,978
Hey, friends,
I'm waving with both hands.
330
00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:39,397
Jealous?
331
00:15:40,190 --> 00:15:41,315
What are you doing in here,
Starla?
332
00:15:41,316 --> 00:15:42,399
I called her.
333
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,568
Starla, here's the journal.
334
00:15:44,569 --> 00:15:46,320
May every page
give you a papercut,
335
00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:49,532
and may your days be filled
with nothing but lemon juice.
336
00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:52,868
I knew you would come around.
337
00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:55,329
- Oh.
- There. Now you're trapped.
338
00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:57,623
That's called misdirection.
339
00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:59,750
Legs,
if you wanted to handcuff me,
340
00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:02,711
all you had to do
was make eye contact.
341
00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:05,006
Clean it up, Starla,
it's a lot.
342
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:08,384
Get us out of this,
we'll get you out of that.
343
00:16:08,385 --> 00:16:10,094
No deal.
344
00:16:10,095 --> 00:16:12,429
I've got no place to be.
345
00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:13,972
And I've got no place to live.
346
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:18,102
So, looks like everything's
coming up Starla.
347
00:16:18,103 --> 00:16:19,728
All I got is time.
348
00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:21,522
In fact, I think this is
a great opportunity
349
00:16:21,523 --> 00:16:23,692
to practice my whistling.
350
00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:28,195
There's a lot more
where that came from.
351
00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:29,905
Alright, that's it,
I am done.
352
00:16:29,906 --> 00:16:32,491
Ever since this woman showed up,
you've been acting crazy.
353
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:35,411
Nobody goes anywhere
until you two sort this out.
354
00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:37,496
I'm not acting crazy.
You're crazy.
355
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,540
This is not what we agreed to.
356
00:16:39,541 --> 00:16:41,501
Is this about the Toblerone?
357
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,545
Yeah, Starla ain't staying
358
00:16:44,546 --> 00:16:48,007
'cause Starla can turn her hand
into a dove.
359
00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:52,470
Okay, yeah, see,
this is why I need the book.
360
00:16:57,517 --> 00:17:00,603
Could you two
please work this out?
361
00:17:01,396 --> 00:17:03,397
No.
The plan was to trap Starla,
362
00:17:03,398 --> 00:17:05,650
close the door, and let her rot.
363
00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:07,860
No one would miss her.
364
00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:09,695
She's already faked
her death three times.
365
00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:11,363
Alright, Starla,
I'm going to start with you.
366
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:13,282
Do you really think
that your career stalled
367
00:17:13,283 --> 00:17:14,533
when Abby was born,
368
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:17,035
taking no accountability
yourself?
369
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,371
Yes.
370
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:20,998
Certainly had nothing
to do with the fact
371
00:17:20,999 --> 00:17:23,667
that I say things that make
people feel uncomfortable
372
00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:25,879
and I hate networking.
373
00:17:26,671 --> 00:17:28,548
Also, I like to steal.
374
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:32,634
Fine, you're a lost cause.
But, Abby, this is not like you.
375
00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:34,553
I understand that she is
unpleasant and annoying
376
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:37,306
and completely incapable
of reading a room.
377
00:17:37,307 --> 00:17:39,476
We get it.
You're into me.
378
00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:41,602
But come on, Abby,
379
00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:43,520
can't you let her
have this one thing?
380
00:17:43,521 --> 00:17:46,565
One thing?
She already has everything,
381
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,901
and she has the best thing--
she can do magic.
382
00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:52,154
Something she had with my dad
that I would have killed for.
383
00:17:52,155 --> 00:17:54,573
Oh, come on.
384
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:56,867
You didn't need to do magic
with him
385
00:17:56,868 --> 00:17:58,827
because he couldn't stop
talking about
386
00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:01,330
how you were
the most magical thing
387
00:18:01,331 --> 00:18:03,750
that ever happened to him.
388
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,543
- He really said that?
- Yeah.
389
00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:08,003
I would say that
that's true.
390
00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:09,797
I mean, we know
that she's completely incapable
391
00:18:09,798 --> 00:18:12,050
of conjuring a lucid thought.
392
00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:15,844
And quite frankly,
that does sound like Harry.
393
00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:17,554
You know, you may shuffle cards
394
00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:20,600
like you have hooves for hands,
but...
395
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,978
But you are
your father's daughter.
396
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,940
- Thank you, Dan.
- Oh.
397
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:30,610
Wait a minute.
Are you holding my hand?
398
00:18:31,903 --> 00:18:34,321
Are you telling me that all we
had to do to get out of this box
399
00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:35,989
was hold hands?
400
00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:38,451
God, magic sucks.
401
00:18:40,995 --> 00:18:43,121
What you said was
actually very sweet.
402
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,207
Here. You can borrow it.
403
00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:50,755
Hey, that thing your dad said
about you being magical?
404
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:55,676
I bet that's why he named you
Abracadabra.
405
00:18:55,677 --> 00:18:58,137
No [bleep], Starla.
406
00:19:00,431 --> 00:19:03,350
Oh, I know those looks.
407
00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:05,894
Those are the faces of people
who woke up this morning
408
00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:09,816
with expectations
that didn't get met.
409
00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:12,276
You did it, Wyatt.
410
00:19:12,277 --> 00:19:15,529
You sucked the wonder
out of life for all of us.
411
00:19:15,530 --> 00:19:16,947
The darkness is closing in,
412
00:19:16,948 --> 00:19:21,368
and now there's no thread
to hold on to.
413
00:19:21,369 --> 00:19:23,245
Brownie?
414
00:19:23,246 --> 00:19:26,415
Okay, so, you missed
the middle and ended up here.
415
00:19:26,416 --> 00:19:30,836
Gurgs, I know
what'll cheer you up.
416
00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:34,464
Let's watch that video you like
of the bunny riding a dog.
417
00:19:34,465 --> 00:19:35,924
No.
418
00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:38,468
Turns out the dog was
actually a coyote
419
00:19:38,469 --> 00:19:41,556
and the bunny was food
for its pack.
420
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:49,938
Alright, well,
food chain, nature.
421
00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:51,815
Flobert, want to play the game
422
00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:54,569
where we rank
the naughtiest fruits?
423
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:56,904
What's the point?
424
00:19:56,905 --> 00:20:00,198
There's no knocking
eggplant from the top.
425
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,742
So, you guys are this bummed
426
00:20:01,743 --> 00:20:03,660
because you couldn't get me
to feel something?
427
00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:06,164
I didn't realize
you cared that much.
428
00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:09,167
That's making me feel something.
429
00:20:10,084 --> 00:20:11,793
You know what?
I will have that brownie.
430
00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:14,630
So, you are feeling something, huh?
431
00:20:14,631 --> 00:20:16,590
I gave up on highs
not to feel lows,
432
00:20:16,591 --> 00:20:19,343
but between you guys
and this brownie,
433
00:20:19,344 --> 00:20:21,679
I'm starting to feel high again.
434
00:20:22,639 --> 00:20:24,598
Oh, you're not
feeling high yet.
435
00:20:24,599 --> 00:20:26,266
You give it an hour or two,
436
00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:29,854
and you will be on a rocket ship
to the center of the sun.
437
00:20:31,856 --> 00:20:33,815
I should have asked
more questions
438
00:20:33,816 --> 00:20:35,776
before I had the brownie.
439
00:20:35,777 --> 00:20:39,155
I should have asked more
questions before I had six.
440
00:20:40,365 --> 00:20:41,908
Seven.
441
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:54,587
{\an8}I can't believe
I met the Dalai Lama.
442
00:20:56,422 --> 00:21:00,635
{\an8}Oh, that's where my arrow is.
443
00:21:01,552 --> 00:21:04,179
{\an8}I can taste the music.
444
00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:06,057
{\an8}Turn it up!
445
00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:09,936
{\an8}Yeah, that's better.
446
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,688
{\an8}Good news, fellow travelers.
447
00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:15,273
{\an8}You've ignited the bonfire
of my soul.
448
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:19,028
{\an8}- You're welcome.
- I was talking to Sheila.
449
00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:25,743
It's funny.
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