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Your Honor.
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Anybody seen the judge?
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- Not lately.
- Oh, that could be him.
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No. Harry usually twirls more.
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- Calendar update, sir.
- Thanks.
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My pleasure, sir.
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- Charley?
- Sir?
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I just danced you down the halls
of the building.
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- Yes, sir.
- Doesn't that strike you as odd?
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A little.
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Most people react with alarm
when I do that kind of stuff.
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- I'll try and do better next time, sir.
- Oh, no. That's okay.
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I appreciate your indifference.
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I hope you like the typing job.
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- Looks great.
- I can do it over if you'd like.
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Not for my taste.
How's that for a type job, guys?
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- Nice!
- Pretty.
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Wow. No smudges.
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- Keep up the good work.
- I'll try, sir.
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- What a nice woman.
- Perfect.
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Pretty, obedient, and knows
the meaning of the word "fetch."
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Dan!
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Come on! She's been running around
like an attention-starved puppy...
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...for the last couple of weeks.
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Weren't you eager to please
when you were just starting out?
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Sucking up to people who can help you
is one thing.
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Being nice to everybody is sick.
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Hello, gorgeous!
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- Tell me, what do you need, darling?
- Pack of cigarettes.
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They say smoking is bad
for you, you know.
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Then give me a plug of tobacco
and a can to spit in.
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I know. Who needs a lecture, right?
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All I'm saying is that a body like that...
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...you should be good to it.
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I would be.
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I'll find a vending machine.
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No. Wait.
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Here, Selma.
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I know your name.
I know your brand.
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- How much?
- They're on the house.
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Then I'll take a carton.
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Selma, I hope you won't
mind my saying this...
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...but I've had my eye
on you for quite a while.
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I need matches too.
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Selma, please. I'm only human.
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My name is Bernie.
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Bernie the human. Got it.
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But wait!
How about some dinner...
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...on me?
- Sure.
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Next time, my place.
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- Well, hello again.
- I got a gun, Bernie.
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You look very sexy in that uniform.
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Bullets, Bernie. I got those too.
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I do very well financially, you know.
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- Is that so?
- You know that stand in there?
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That's only the tip of the iceberg.
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I got another one, much bigger.
Over in the municipal building.
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I sell more breath mints
than anybody else in the city.
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Life in the fast lane, huh?
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Ready whenever you're through
rummaging, sir.
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- Just a minute.
- Looking for something, Your Honor?
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Yeah. My rabbit's foot.
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The arrest report on the next case.
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- What did it look like?
- It was about this big, fuzzy.
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- Green?
- Yeah.
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Oh, sir, I threw it out for you.
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Threw it out?
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Miss Tracy, that was my lucky
rabbit's foot. I had it for over 25 years.
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- Oh, my God.
- Now, don't worry, honey.
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It was just laying there,
shedding on your papers...
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...and smelling funny.
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Old bunny parts do that.
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Sir, don't worry.
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I'll find that rabbit's foot
if it's the last thing I do.
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Don't worry about it.
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It was just a silly old thing, anyway.
I'll be fine.
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Cancel my hang-gliding lesson,
okay, Charley?
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If this is gonna take a while,
I need to hit the head before we start.
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Who might that be?
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Mitchell Bowers, Your Honor.
The defendant, my client.
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The arrest report, sir.
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Breaking and entering, Mr. Bowers.
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I'm innocent. How can you arrest a man
for breaking and entering his own home?
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Mr. Prosecutor?
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Your Honor, we have
a bit of a legal gray area here.
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- How gray?
- You see, Mr. Bowers here is dead.
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In the old days, we used to bury them.
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Then they never gave any trouble again.
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Well, Your Honor, Mr. Bowers bought
the farm in the legal sense a year ago, June.
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When his wife had him declared dead.
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Mitch? When I got that letter about you,
I had to assume...
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...the government knew what
they were talking about.
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That's your first mistake.
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Have a seat, pumpkin.
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Marrying that little twerp
was your second.
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- Miss Williams.
- Your Honor...
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...my client served with the Marine Corps
in Vietnam.
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He was presumed to have been
killed in action in 1973...
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...but in reality, he was captured
by an enemy patrol...
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...and spent the next several years
in one of their prisons.
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While I'm busting my butt trying
to escape...
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...she hires some lawyer to snuff me out
so she can marry that dipstick.
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The dipstick in question...
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Mr. Duane Sedgewick,
the lady's present husband.
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Would you all approach the bench?
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Why are we wasting time?
Just let me and him arm-wrestle for her.
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Your Honor, I can understand
Mr. Bowers' pique.
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This has been quite a shock
for me as well as...
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Stow it, four-eyes.
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Four-eyes? How archaic.
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That'll be enough name-calling.
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Go on, Mr. Dipstick...
I mean...
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Your Honor,
I'd like to clear up this notion...
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...that I'm some sort of home wrecker.
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That I seduced Nora while he was away.
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That couldn't be farther
from the truth.
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Like we used to say
in the Corps:
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"Any port in a storm." Right, Nora?
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I am telling you, it was not physical.
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Not for a long time.
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Mitch, from the time you left the States,
I was completely...
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...you know, celibate...
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...for over nine years.
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Say what?
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And all those years, I loved you.
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- I still do.
- Great.
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Then dump Mr. Potato Head here
and let's go home.
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- I can't do that.
- Why not, Nora?
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Because.
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I love him too.
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I understand that
there's a lot of heartache...
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...and personal anguish involved here.
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But I'm afraid all I can deal with is
the charge before me. Miss Tracy?
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- Miss Tracy?
- Still looking for the foot, sir.
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Would you mind putting the garbage down
and finding me the summary of damages?
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Right away.
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Would the counsels approach the bench?
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I'm afraid there's not much
we can do here, guys.
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- This is a case for a civil court.
- Agreed.
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But if the prosecution
would drop the charges...
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- Summary of the damages, sir.
- These are sticky.
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- Could be jelly.
- That'll come right out.
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- No, that just smears it.
- You missed a spot.
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It's fine. It's fine.
It's great.
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The saliva has removed
most of the jelly.
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What are the locks for? You never
needed them when I was around.
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- You never had antiques.
- Never had any use for them.
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Never had use for poachers, either.
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- I got a mind...
- lf you have, I've seen no evidence of it.
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Oh, honeys, please!
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You got 24 hours to get you and
your antiques out of my apartment.
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Will both of you
please stop it?!
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Mrs. Sedgewick.
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I'm... I'm sorry, Your Honor. I really am.
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I knew she was gonna do that.
I felt it coming on.
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I mean, I felt... I knew it.
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You see, I don't wanna hurt
either one of them.
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They're good men.
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They both, in their own ways...
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...have made me
the happiest woman in the world.
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- Come on, now, honey. Stop it.
- Don't cry, Nora.
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Take your hands off her,
or we'll end this quick.
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Oh, yes, violence! Just the sort of behavior
I'd expect from a borderline Homo sapien.
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Why, you...
I never even hugged my father!
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All right. I've had enough!
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So have I. Can't you see
that Nora is mine now?
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- Over my dead body!
- Lf you two gentlemen...
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- He's out cold!
- Get the ice.
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There's some in my refrigerator. I'll get it!
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Brown bag, tuna. Help yourself.
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Did I mention it was
on whole wheat?
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All right, can we sit up, Mr. Fielding?
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- There you go.
- There we are.
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- I can't breathe.
- That's normal.
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Not in my family.
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- How is he, doc?
- He took a real nasty bump on the snoot.
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That's based on what, nine,
10 years of higher education?
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It's definitely broken.
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- Thanks for taking care of it.
- It should be all right...
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...but we ought to get x-rays
as soon as possible.
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I mean, if it didn't set right,
we would have to re-break it, wouldn't we?
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- Dan, are you okay to work?
- Yeah, I suppose so.
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Just as long as I stay away from words
like "small claims" or "Smithsonian."
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- I'm sorry.
- You know...
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...I have a little spinal irregularity
you might find amusing also.
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Charley, can we try to rearrange...?
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Charley?
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No trace.
Not a piece of fur, nothing.
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Forget about the rabbit's foot.
It was an accident. It's gone.
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Don't worry about it, I'm not.
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What I did was unforgivable.
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It's forgivable.
Look, I'm not upset. I'm smiling.
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I wouldn't blame you
if you fired me.
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Charley, I'm happy with you,
and I'm happy with your work. Okay?
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- Thank you, sir.
- Yuck!
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Tuna juice. Leaky bag in the garbage.
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No, it's okay. I'm left-handed.
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- Your Honor?
- Yeah, Bull?
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Your Honor, I put...
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- I put Bowers in the holding cell.
- Good.
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I wanna see him and the Sedgewicks
in my chambers right after I wash up.
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I was hoping you'd say that.
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Fish.
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Duck.
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- Bernie?
- I knew you'd come back.
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You got any aspirin?
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Extra-strength or regular?
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If you don't see what you want,
I can order it for you.
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Bernie, It's not for me. It's for the DA.
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And please, stop making a fuss over me.
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I am not interested.
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Selma, I feel I have a lot to offer you.
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For example, companionship.
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That's why God gave us TV.
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Selma, you're the kind of person...
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...I could live out the golden years with.
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Bernie, I'm sure you're
a nice guy and all that...
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...but I am not looking for a man.
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Did I mention the two Plymouths
and the life insurance policy?
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Bernie, I want to be alone.
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Selma, are you trying
to tell me something?
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You again, huh?
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You know, this intimidation
stuff is just not working.
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So I lost my rabbit's foot.
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So what? It was more of a keepsake
than a lucky charm, anyway.
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I'm just not that superstitious.
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Besides, no bad luck has befallen me...
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...unless you want to count some jelly
on some papers or some tuna...
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Roll over.
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Roll over!
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Give me a dog any day.
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The judge would like to see you two
in his chambers, right through that door.
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Yeah?
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- Here he is, Your Honor.
- Thanks, Bull.
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- You need me?
- I don't think so.
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We're not gonna have
any more punching, are we?
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- No, sir.
- It's okay.
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Hey, man, I'm sorry.
It was just one of those things.
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You broke one of those things.
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- You wanted to see us, Your Honor?
- Yes. I wanted to see you all.
241
00:13:45,285 --> 00:13:47,082
Baby, are you all right?
242
00:13:47,254 --> 00:13:49,085
Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine.
243
00:13:50,857 --> 00:13:52,519
Here's the aspirin.
244
00:13:53,694 --> 00:13:54,956
Is that comfortable?
245
00:13:55,129 --> 00:13:56,790
It's supposed to help drainage.
246
00:13:57,865 --> 00:14:00,231
I have a lot of internal weeping.
247
00:14:01,002 --> 00:14:04,335
Come on, Dan. Let's go find
a place for you to lie down.
248
00:14:04,505 --> 00:14:06,370
Okay. Don't let go.
249
00:14:06,540 --> 00:14:09,703
I won't. I won't. Careful.
There's a little warp in the floor.
250
00:14:13,414 --> 00:14:16,144
So we've got a real toughie here,
don't we?
251
00:14:16,350 --> 00:14:20,150
- Not really, judge, the way I see it.
- That was a rhetorical question, Mr. Bowers.
252
00:14:20,321 --> 00:14:21,788
I'd like a chance to answer it.
253
00:14:23,124 --> 00:14:24,614
A few good men.
254
00:14:24,792 --> 00:14:26,919
Hey, look, buddy.
You stole my wife, okay?
255
00:14:27,094 --> 00:14:28,789
But don't be knocking the Corps!
256
00:14:28,963 --> 00:14:30,191
Put a lid on it.
257
00:14:30,531 --> 00:14:33,227
Now, Mrs. Sedgewick...
258
00:14:34,636 --> 00:14:35,933
...it's up to you.
259
00:14:36,672 --> 00:14:39,766
- What is?
- You've gotta choose between these men.
260
00:14:40,242 --> 00:14:41,766
Will it be Mitch...
261
00:14:43,745 --> 00:14:46,236
...or husband number two?
262
00:14:51,954 --> 00:14:53,285
I don't...
263
00:14:53,855 --> 00:14:55,720
I don't know!
264
00:14:55,991 --> 00:14:59,222
They are two completely different men...
265
00:14:59,394 --> 00:15:01,658
...and yet I love them both.
266
00:15:02,030 --> 00:15:03,497
How do you measure love?
267
00:15:03,665 --> 00:15:05,428
- Well, in boot camp, we...
- Mitch.
268
00:15:06,201 --> 00:15:07,532
Rhetorical again, huh?
269
00:15:08,603 --> 00:15:10,730
But I think I've got an answer
to this problem.
270
00:15:10,973 --> 00:15:12,770
- You do?
- Simple, really.
271
00:15:12,941 --> 00:15:15,774
You're gonna feel silly
you didn't think of it yourselves.
272
00:15:15,944 --> 00:15:18,778
You two guys share her.
273
00:15:19,082 --> 00:15:21,346
- What?!
- What do you think?
274
00:15:21,584 --> 00:15:22,915
Mitch?
275
00:15:23,086 --> 00:15:25,520
This is the kind you answer.
276
00:15:25,822 --> 00:15:27,153
Off the record?
277
00:15:27,690 --> 00:15:29,817
I think your porch light's
burned out, judge.
278
00:15:30,026 --> 00:15:33,018
- Duane?
- I gotta go along with Mitch on that one.
279
00:15:33,196 --> 00:15:35,664
This may seem
a little untraditional at first...
280
00:15:35,832 --> 00:15:37,595
...but trust me,
you'll get used to it.
281
00:15:37,767 --> 00:15:40,258
It may mean an extra chair
at the breakfast table...
282
00:15:40,436 --> 00:15:42,836
...or working out
a sleeping schedule, but, hey...
283
00:15:43,106 --> 00:15:46,507
...we're talking about
Nora's happiness, aren't we?
284
00:15:48,678 --> 00:15:50,771
I love two people.
285
00:15:51,614 --> 00:15:54,879
That doesn't sound
as bad as it feels.
286
00:15:57,720 --> 00:15:58,982
Yeah.
287
00:15:59,556 --> 00:16:03,151
- Your Honor, l...
- Charley, I want you to draft a document.
288
00:16:03,327 --> 00:16:04,794
This is nothing official, folks.
289
00:16:04,962 --> 00:16:07,021
We'll just rough out a sample agreement.
290
00:16:07,197 --> 00:16:10,166
You can take it to your lawyers,
have it modified, add clauses.
291
00:16:10,334 --> 00:16:11,801
I'll get a pad.
292
00:16:12,069 --> 00:16:13,468
Miss Tracy?
293
00:16:13,771 --> 00:16:15,068
Your dress.
294
00:16:15,839 --> 00:16:17,067
Beef stew.
295
00:16:18,042 --> 00:16:20,510
You've been in the swill again,
haven't you?
296
00:16:22,046 --> 00:16:24,810
Everybody ready?
We'll start off with place of residence...
297
00:16:24,982 --> 00:16:28,713
...and move on to nocturnal visitation...
- That won't be necessary, Your Honor.
298
00:16:28,886 --> 00:16:30,854
- It won't?
- No.
299
00:16:31,021 --> 00:16:32,886
I've decided to step out of the picture.
300
00:16:35,492 --> 00:16:38,461
- Is this going to be a contract or...
- I'm working.
301
00:16:38,629 --> 00:16:40,756
- Then I should just...
- Watch.
302
00:16:41,432 --> 00:16:42,798
What are you saying?
303
00:16:44,035 --> 00:16:47,129
I'm saying I just can't stand
to see you suffer anymore, Nora.
304
00:16:47,405 --> 00:16:49,396
I'll never love anyone
the way I love you...
305
00:16:49,574 --> 00:16:52,600
...but I'd rather give you up
than make your life miserable.
306
00:16:53,778 --> 00:16:55,211
Mitch...
307
00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:57,177
...she's all yours.
308
00:16:57,715 --> 00:17:00,081
- That's real decent of you, Dobie.
- Duane.
309
00:17:00,351 --> 00:17:01,579
Oh, whatever.
310
00:17:05,690 --> 00:17:08,682
You're just giving me up,
just like that?
311
00:17:09,060 --> 00:17:11,620
Yep. Just like that.
312
00:17:12,163 --> 00:17:13,790
How can you do that?
313
00:17:13,965 --> 00:17:16,126
Don't you want to put up
a fight or anything?
314
00:17:16,301 --> 00:17:18,963
Duane is putting up a fight, Nora,
with himself.
315
00:17:19,237 --> 00:17:21,467
Takes a big man to do what he just did.
316
00:17:21,739 --> 00:17:22,967
Doesn't it, Mitch?
317
00:17:23,775 --> 00:17:25,004
Yeah.
318
00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:28,677
Yeah, it does.
319
00:17:29,815 --> 00:17:31,146
You love her that much, huh?
320
00:17:32,017 --> 00:17:33,245
I do.
321
00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:35,682
Yeah...
322
00:17:37,256 --> 00:17:39,156
...I guess you do.
323
00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:44,094
What does this guy do?
Does he stay home a lot or what?
324
00:17:44,263 --> 00:17:47,494
He's pretty much a homebody,
I guess you'd say.
325
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:51,299
He likes to work around the apartment
in his spare time.
326
00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:53,071
Not like me, huh?
327
00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:56,407
No, not like you.
328
00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:59,075
Yeah, I could never get into
all that stuff...
329
00:17:59,445 --> 00:18:01,777
Fixing windows and puttering
around the house.
330
00:18:02,381 --> 00:18:04,747
Well, it's tough to putter
when you're gone...
331
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:07,045
...for two and three years
at a stretch.
332
00:18:08,155 --> 00:18:09,622
Never got used to it, huh?
333
00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:13,522
Never.
334
00:18:18,398 --> 00:18:19,695
We'll stay in touch.
335
00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:22,229
Yeah.
336
00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:24,131
We'll stay in touch.
337
00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:27,865
Sir, how did you get them talking?
338
00:18:28,074 --> 00:18:31,373
Easy. I just made an absurd suggestion.
339
00:18:32,179 --> 00:18:33,441
Didn't Solomon do that?
340
00:18:33,747 --> 00:18:36,477
Real short judge,
works the day shift, right?
341
00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:43,783
Good luck to you, old man.
342
00:18:45,759 --> 00:18:47,226
You mean?
343
00:18:47,761 --> 00:18:49,252
You're a lucky guy.
344
00:18:50,231 --> 00:18:52,529
I know. Thanks, Mitch.
345
00:18:52,900 --> 00:18:55,061
But if I ever hear you've been
mistreating her...
346
00:18:55,236 --> 00:18:58,831
Don't be silly. I'm not as stupid as I look.
347
00:18:59,006 --> 00:19:00,268
You're crushing my hand.
348
00:19:03,678 --> 00:19:05,236
Well, judge...
349
00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:07,377
...about those charges...
350
00:19:07,548 --> 00:19:09,982
There are no charges
if nobody's pressing them.
351
00:19:10,151 --> 00:19:12,176
I don't see anybody pressing them.
352
00:19:12,353 --> 00:19:15,015
- Then I can go now?
- Sure. I'll clear it with the DA.
353
00:19:15,189 --> 00:19:16,747
Hey, thanks, judge.
354
00:19:18,125 --> 00:19:19,854
Hey, listen.
355
00:19:20,261 --> 00:19:22,286
I don't wanna sound like a heel...
356
00:19:22,463 --> 00:19:24,931
...but I got this wandering blood
in me, you know...
357
00:19:25,366 --> 00:19:27,630
...and I know I can't
stay home forever.
358
00:19:29,036 --> 00:19:30,971
And most women need the other kind.
359
00:19:31,673 --> 00:19:34,301
You're a pretty big guy
yourself, Mr. Bowers.
360
00:19:34,543 --> 00:19:35,976
Yeah. And I'm also dead, judge.
361
00:19:36,211 --> 00:19:38,304
Right. No identification.
362
00:19:38,547 --> 00:19:41,414
- No records.
- No taxes, no bills.
363
00:19:41,783 --> 00:19:44,650
You should let somebody know.
You've gotta earn a living.
364
00:19:44,820 --> 00:19:48,051
Well, I'm checking the classified
of Soldier of Fortune magazine.
365
00:19:48,290 --> 00:19:50,155
Gotta be a war going on somewhere.
366
00:19:51,460 --> 00:19:53,087
Adios, judge.
367
00:19:54,696 --> 00:19:55,924
Mitch?
368
00:19:59,368 --> 00:20:00,858
Take care.
369
00:20:01,169 --> 00:20:02,636
You too.
370
00:20:03,572 --> 00:20:04,800
I like him.
371
00:20:05,974 --> 00:20:09,137
But if I were you,
I'd tattoo a little personality on him.
372
00:20:18,554 --> 00:20:19,919
Get the idea?
373
00:20:28,398 --> 00:20:29,797
Ready, pumpkin?
374
00:20:30,133 --> 00:20:31,464
All set, Dobie.
375
00:20:31,768 --> 00:20:33,565
- Duane.
- Oh, Duane.
376
00:20:36,939 --> 00:20:38,236
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
377
00:20:38,441 --> 00:20:40,306
Yes, judge, thank you.
378
00:20:40,677 --> 00:20:42,042
You've been awfully...
379
00:20:42,645 --> 00:20:43,976
Strange.
380
00:20:44,147 --> 00:20:45,478
As long as you know.
381
00:20:46,983 --> 00:20:49,474
- Goodbye.
- Goodbye, now.
382
00:20:53,222 --> 00:20:57,216
Oh, sir, you handled that
with great skill.
383
00:20:57,394 --> 00:20:58,918
I just got lucky.
384
00:21:00,764 --> 00:21:02,789
I knew you would.
385
00:21:11,675 --> 00:21:13,074
Oh, hello.
386
00:21:13,677 --> 00:21:15,804
What did I tell you
about this stuff?
387
00:21:16,046 --> 00:21:18,446
I'm sorry. I sent it earlier.
388
00:21:18,749 --> 00:21:20,046
I couldn't stop it.
389
00:21:20,984 --> 00:21:23,043
Don't worry.
I won't bother you anymore.
390
00:21:23,354 --> 00:21:25,015
Don't get depressed on me.
391
00:21:25,222 --> 00:21:26,849
No. I'll be all right. Really.
392
00:21:27,024 --> 00:21:28,753
Come on, Bernie. Chins up.
393
00:21:31,128 --> 00:21:32,390
You know...
394
00:21:32,629 --> 00:21:36,531
...nobody's sent me flowers
in 25 years.
395
00:21:37,067 --> 00:21:39,263
- I can't believe that.
- It's true.
396
00:21:39,704 --> 00:21:42,138
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
397
00:21:42,374 --> 00:21:44,865
But what you said about relationships...
398
00:21:45,043 --> 00:21:46,806
...living out the golden years...
399
00:21:47,112 --> 00:21:49,672
- Yeah?
- I'm still not interested.
400
00:21:50,915 --> 00:21:52,177
But dinner?
401
00:21:52,650 --> 00:21:54,982
- You'll go with me?
- I'll go with you...
402
00:21:55,153 --> 00:21:58,247
...but no more marriage talk.
- You got it.
403
00:21:58,857 --> 00:22:02,725
But I can't promise that
I won't get affectionate.
404
00:22:03,128 --> 00:22:06,689
Bring a box of Reggie Bars,
and you got a shot.
405
00:22:26,118 --> 00:22:27,551
Here you are, fella.
406
00:22:29,088 --> 00:22:32,216
Well, 18 floors
into a nice, soft mailbag.
407
00:22:32,558 --> 00:22:35,288
You only got eight left, pal.
408
00:22:36,829 --> 00:22:38,558
- Good evening, Your Honor.
- Hi, Liz.
409
00:22:38,931 --> 00:22:41,331
- Dan, how's the nose?
- It's all right.
410
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:45,434
I figured if I stay off of it a week or so,
it'll heal very nicely. Thank you.
411
00:22:46,005 --> 00:22:47,336
Hi, everybody.
412
00:22:47,506 --> 00:22:49,133
Hi, Selma. How did it go?
413
00:22:49,308 --> 00:22:50,570
How did what go?
414
00:22:50,876 --> 00:22:53,344
Oh, come on, Selma.
Don't keep us all in suspense.
415
00:22:53,512 --> 00:22:55,070
How did the date go with Bernie?
416
00:22:55,247 --> 00:22:56,475
Oh, that.
417
00:22:56,649 --> 00:22:59,880
You don't have to give us all the details.
What time did you get home?
418
00:23:00,219 --> 00:23:03,053
Well, if you must know, very early.
419
00:23:03,223 --> 00:23:04,952
You didn't have a good time?
420
00:23:05,125 --> 00:23:06,387
I didn't say that.
421
00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:11,054
- You said you got home early.
- I got home around midnight.
422
00:23:11,565 --> 00:23:13,396
Bernie got home around noon.
423
00:23:16,303 --> 00:23:18,066
Ready whenever you are.
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