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The judge will be here any minute.
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- Are you finished painting?
- Yeah.
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Then what are you doing?
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I'm watching a naked couple in the building
across the alley. They're fooling around.
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That's depraved.
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Too soon to tell.
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How would you like somebody
watching you and your wife doing that?
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My wife won't do that.
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Out.
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How are you?
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God, I was so close.
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Hi, Bull. Any sign of the new judge?
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Not yet. Say, Lana...
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...what's this guy supposed to be like?
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I don't know. Our ex-mayor
just filled the vacancies...
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...in the court his last day in office.
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Nobody knows who was appointed
or where they were assigned.
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I think that's mercurial.
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- Did you say "mercurial"?
- I'm trying to make up for lack of education.
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So every month, I pick a word
at random out of the dictionary...
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...and use it all that month.
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- My, how...
- Minimifidian?
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Is that a real word?
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Does a bear extravasate in the forest?
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What?
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No.
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Tell the judge the mayor called.
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Bye, Bull.
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- Hello.
- Is that stuff for the judge?
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- Yeah.
- What is it?
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It looks like junk to me.
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Well, stick it over in the corner.
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Right.
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- My name's Harry.
- So?
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I get your drift.
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Is he here yet?
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Not yet, Sheila. Good evening, Daniel.
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- Good evening.
- Do I look all right?
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You look fine, Sheila. Doesn't she, Dan?
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Yeah, swell.
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You heard anything about him?
Anything at all?
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Nada. I was just told to expect him tonight.
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I hope he's got a background
in criminal law.
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I hope he plays chess.
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A new man has been
appointed to the bench...
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...and all you hope for
is someone who can play chess.
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I also hope his first name is not Shecky.
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- Package for Judge Stone.
- He's not here.
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Hey, great view.
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- What are you doing up there?
- I'm watching this guy trying to...
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Bravo!
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- Could you just get off of there?
- The judge has to sign for this himself.
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I said, he is not here.
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Oh, yes, he is.
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What?
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Oh, you don't mean...
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- You're judge Harold T. Stone?
- Yep.
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You are really a judge?
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Hey, listen, if I weren't the judge...
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...could I do this?
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- In his office?
- No, I guess not.
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Here you go.
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Thanks. Sorry, I don't tip.
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Besides, how do I know
you're not the type...
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...to go out and spend it
on a Barry Manilow album?
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Cover me.
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Judge Stone.
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Dan Fielding, assistant district attorney.
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Nice to meet you.
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I'm Sheila Gardiner,
an attorney with legal aid.
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Pleasure's mine.
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I'm Lana Wagner, your court clerk.
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Couldn't you just die?
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Pay no attention to the gossip.
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On you, they look good.
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I don't know
what's holding the judge up.
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- Diaper change, perhaps.
- All rise.
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Criminal courts, part two,
city of New York, is now in session.
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The Honorable...
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...Harold T...
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...Stone...
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...presiding.
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Gotcha.
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- Your Honor...
- I've always wanted to see that happen.
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Far be it from me to advise you
on courtroom matters...
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- Where's my gavel?
- I beg your pardon?
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- That hammer thing.
- I know what it is...
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- Oh, here it is.
- Your Honor...
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Ladies and gentlemen of the court...
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Well, how the hell are you tonight?
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- Sir, the first case on the docket...
- Harry?
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- Is that you?
- Hacksaw?
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Come on down.
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He has a friend named Hacksaw.
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Blocky and Lefty must be
caught in traffic.
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- Hacksaw, how are you doing?
- Yeah, well, you know.
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Yeah, three-card monte again, huh?
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- Guilty, Your Honor.
- Miss Wagner...
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...prepare the file
on Hammond, Leonard G.
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- It's not the first case...
- Miss Gardiner, your client's pleading guilty.
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- Be right there.
- It'll cost you 50 bucks.
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- What was the fine?
- Fifty bucks, hon.
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- Thank you. Here's the file.
- Case closed.
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- Good to see you, Hacksaw, really good.
- You too.
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Boy, that was quick. What's next?
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- I hate you!
- Well, I hate you more!
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- We'll talk later.
- Your whole family's crazy.
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Their chromosomes aren't normal,
and they all look like Slinkys.
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You leave my family out of this, you...
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- Scuzzball.
- Scuzzball!
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You ought to lock her up and throw away
the key, judge. She's crazy.
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All right!
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Let's put a lid on this assiduousness.
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State v. Kerr, Your Honor.
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- This case has some intricate...
- Let's all gather around the big desk.
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Your Honor, this case
has some intricate facets.
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Can you give it to me in a nutshell?
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Husband and wife, married 27 years.
She catches him with a prostitute...
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...fires a couple of shots,
misses them both by a mile...
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...so the DA files for attempted murder.
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- This could go either way.
- Yes.
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- Unless...
- What?
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No, I guess it's gotta go either way,
doesn't it?
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- Your Honor...
- Hi.
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Hi.
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- Let's see here. Philip Kerr?
- Yes, sir.
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- Louise Kerr?
- Here.
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Carla Bouvoir?
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They call me Carla B., Your Honor.
I'm probably down there...
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...for alleged solicitation
of prostitution or something.
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Right you are.
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- Your Honor, may I?
- Mr. Prosecutor...
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...Miss Gardiner, I am prepared
to listen to the testimony...
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...cross-examine the witnesses...
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...consider the precedents
that I'm sure you've both prepared.
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But I don't think
that's gonna be necessary.
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- What do you mean it's not necessary?
- Glad you asked.
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We will now take a short recess.
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During that time, I order the defendant
Mrs. Kerr and her husband Mr. Kerr...
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...and the attorneys involved
to go to a nearby restaurant...
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...sit down, have a cup of coffee, relax,
try to work out this little thing.
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Your Honor, this is highly irregular.
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Thanks.
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Court's recessed.
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I cannot work with that man.
He's disrupting my court.
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- There isn't much we can do.
- What's that mean?
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A judicial review board takes months,
sometimes even years...
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...to investigate a suspect judge.
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And then they're usually
only given an official reprimand.
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It is virtually impossible to remove
a sitting judge from the bench.
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So, what you're saying is...
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We have to kill him.
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Yo.
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- Sir, I have to speak with you.
- Lana, good to see you. Come over.
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Your Honor, I feel that it's my duty
to discuss with you your behavior...
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- Pick a card.
- Sir, I have urgent business to discuss.
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You can talk while you're doing this.
Come on. Come on, come on.
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Now, what's on your mind?
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Judge Stone, I think your actions
in the Kerr case were impulsive...
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...unorthodox and totally irresponsible.
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My God, they're at it again?
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- Your Honor!
- Come on, call me Harry.
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- I don't think I can.
- Yeah...
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...my baby brother had trouble
pronouncing it too.
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Used to come out:
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- Your Honor...
- Call me:
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You're crazy. An attempted murder, and you
send the plaintiff and the defendant...
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...out for a cup of coffee?
What do murderers get? Brunch?
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All right, my methods are informal.
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Hey, give them a chance. They might work.
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Maybe, just maybe, it'll work.
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Then again, maybe someday pigs will fly.
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Oh, my God, Sheila,
Dan, are you all right?
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- What happened?
- You wanna know what happened?
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- I'll tell you what happened.
- No settlement with the Kerrs.
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Oh, Dan, it must have been awful.
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I loved my shirt.
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I really thought it would work.
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I'm sorry. I really am...
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...but it was predictable.
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Yeah, maybe it was.
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- You're a whale!
- You're a tarantula!
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You never used language like that
to me before!
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- You never tried to shoot me before.
- Settle down.
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Now, pipe down, or I'm gonna
turn Bull loose to kick some butt.
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Try to look menacing.
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Good.
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All right, everybody sit down.
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Now, I thought I sent you two away
to work this thing out.
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I tried to work things out with her,
but she won't have none of it.
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That's a damn lie!
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Louise has been trying.
This dude won't give her a chance.
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Hey, don't forget,
Phil's the one that was shot at.
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All right. All right, I want
no more shouting from the gallery.
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Do I make myself clear?
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Yes, the man in the back in the bathrobe.
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Are "oohs" and "aahs" okay?
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- They're fine.
- Thank you.
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- Have we started?
- Can I have the Kerr file, please?
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Thank you.
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All right. Listen up, folks.
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It seems that there are those...
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...who feel that I am
not fit to be a judge.
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It seems that there are those
who think I'm crazy.
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Well, frankly...
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...I just don't know.
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- Your Honor...
- Miss Wagner.
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What's that behind your ear?
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Why, it's a coin.
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- Oh, my God.
- Why, it's the coin of justice.
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- I don't think you're feeling very well.
- Let's flip the coin, let it decide.
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Heads, I stay a judge, tails, I resign.
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Heads. I'm still a judge.
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I'm going for an ambulance.
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Take a seat, Miss Wagner.
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Now, Phil...
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...it says there that you've been married
27 years. Is that right?
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- Yes, sir.
- Twenty-seven years. Jeez...
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...must have been a living hell, huh?
- Yeah.
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Well, there were some okay times.
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- Early on.
- Yeah, early on.
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Wait, let me guess. You two haven't had
that much to say to each other recently?
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Romance has sort of been replaced
by a really good night's sleep?
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And so he goes...
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...to the other woman.
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It's a living.
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Crime: Solicitation.
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- Heads, I just fine you, tails, you go to jail.
- Wait.
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Heads again. It's your lucky day.
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Could be yours too.
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I can appreciate that.
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Your Honor, I must protest for the record.
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Mr. Fielding, did you have
a happy childhood?
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What?
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Was it happy? I mean,
did you laugh a lot as a youngster?
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- I don't want to answer.
- I don't wanna fine you for contempt.
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- I didn't laugh a lot.
- Thank you.
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Does anybody understand
what I'm saying here?
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Does anyone understand
what I'm trying to do here?
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Miss Wagner.
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Sheila.
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- Bull.
- I don't know what the hell's going on.
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I'm just talking, folks. You get it?
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I'm talking.
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Talking. You talk to people.
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You talk, you find out about them.
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Maybe you reveal a little bit
about yourself in the process.
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But the main thing is,
you get to know them.
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You go inside their head.
You find out what their dreams are...
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...what their hopes are.
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00:16:44,824 --> 00:16:48,316
Are there any English-speaking people
here tonight?
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All right, then let's flip the coin again.
Let's decide the Kerr case.
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00:16:53,632 --> 00:16:56,157
The defense wants heads, Your Honor!
254
00:17:04,710 --> 00:17:07,907
I'm sorry. I don't know what I'm saying.
255
00:17:08,814 --> 00:17:13,114
Here it is: Heads,
I send Louise to jail for seven years.
256
00:17:13,285 --> 00:17:14,752
Tails, we let her go.
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00:17:15,888 --> 00:17:19,654
Phil, was there anything you wanted
to say to your wife before I flip?
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Seven years?
259
00:17:26,365 --> 00:17:28,356
Good luck, Louise.
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00:17:31,604 --> 00:17:34,334
- Okay.
- It was your own fault for trying to shoot me.
261
00:17:34,507 --> 00:17:37,908
Shoot, "shmoot."
I fired straight up in the air.
262
00:17:38,077 --> 00:17:40,409
Do you think I would take
a chance on hurting you?
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00:17:40,579 --> 00:17:41,876
Is that true, Louise?
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00:17:42,615 --> 00:17:44,207
What, I mean...
265
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...you think I nursed him
through three bouts of pneumonia...
266
00:17:47,953 --> 00:17:51,616
...and a gallbladder operation
just to fill him full of lead?
267
00:17:52,658 --> 00:17:55,422
You mean you weren't trying to hurt me?
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00:17:56,962 --> 00:17:59,055
Louise, I... I...
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00:18:00,966 --> 00:18:04,902
- I...
- Say it, Phil. Say it!
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I love you, Louise.
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00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:11,505
- And I love you, Phil.
- Then what are we doing here?
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- Phil, can we forget this whole thing?
- I'd like to. I really would.
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- Your Honor...
- Oh, come on, Phil, one more flip.
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Heads, we send her up the river,
tails, you take her home.
275
00:18:22,354 --> 00:18:24,822
No. Every time you flip that,
it comes up heads.
276
00:18:24,990 --> 00:18:28,016
Well, of course it does,
it's a double-headed coin.
277
00:18:29,929 --> 00:18:32,489
Oh, come on.
278
00:18:37,436 --> 00:18:42,203
Come on. You didn't think
I believed in luck, did you?
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- All right. Philip Kerr.
- Yes, sir.
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00:18:46,111 --> 00:18:47,703
- Louise Kerr.
- Yes, sir.
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00:18:48,414 --> 00:18:52,111
By the power vested in me
by the state of New York...
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...I pronounce you...
283
00:18:56,856 --> 00:19:00,553
...a little better off than you were
when you came in.
284
00:19:19,745 --> 00:19:22,612
I had a husband just like that.
285
00:19:22,781 --> 00:19:24,078
Oh, yeah?
286
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:27,913
Yeah. I had to shoot him too.
287
00:19:29,822 --> 00:19:32,052
Will the counsels approach
the bench, please?
288
00:19:37,696 --> 00:19:40,164
Well, I'm beat.
289
00:19:40,332 --> 00:19:42,266
How about you guys?
290
00:19:42,434 --> 00:19:45,835
- I'll do anything you want.
- Terrific. You guys sort it out.
291
00:19:46,005 --> 00:19:48,565
I'm gonna go to my chambers...
292
00:19:50,075 --> 00:19:51,770
...and do some judge stuff.
293
00:19:51,944 --> 00:19:55,175
- Any questions?
- Just one.
294
00:19:56,682 --> 00:19:58,149
How?
295
00:19:58,817 --> 00:20:02,810
How did you get appointed
to the bench?
296
00:20:04,690 --> 00:20:07,659
You know, Dan, that's a funny story.
297
00:20:08,661 --> 00:20:12,256
It was the mayor's last day in office,
and it was a Sunday.
298
00:20:12,431 --> 00:20:16,492
And my name was at the bottom
of a list of a thousand candidates.
299
00:20:16,669 --> 00:20:19,365
They start calling folks,
starting at the top of the list.
300
00:20:19,538 --> 00:20:21,665
But you see, it's Sunday,
so no one's home.
301
00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:24,934
So they keep calling down the list
name by name.
302
00:20:25,110 --> 00:20:30,013
No one answers. Finally, they get
down to the bottom of the list...
303
00:20:30,182 --> 00:20:31,843
...and voil�.
304
00:20:32,918 --> 00:20:35,386
You mean you were appointed
a judge because...
305
00:20:36,455 --> 00:20:38,320
I was home.
306
00:20:41,427 --> 00:20:44,157
There will be a 10-minute recess.
307
00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:46,161
Pass it on.
308
00:21:20,065 --> 00:21:21,362
Your Honor?
309
00:21:35,848 --> 00:21:37,076
Your Honor.
310
00:21:40,119 --> 00:21:44,021
I own every record Mel Torme ever made.
311
00:21:46,959 --> 00:21:50,190
I'm gonna marry the girl
that's impressed by that.
312
00:21:50,362 --> 00:21:53,263
- I beg your pardon?
- You were about to say?
313
00:21:53,432 --> 00:21:55,900
Oh, yes. They're ready to lock up now.
314
00:21:56,068 --> 00:21:57,592
Fine.
315
00:21:58,504 --> 00:22:02,372
By the way, thanks a lot
for being patient with me tonight.
316
00:22:02,541 --> 00:22:04,873
I am new here, you know.
317
00:22:05,044 --> 00:22:07,012
Yeah, we noticed.
318
00:22:07,179 --> 00:22:10,205
My name was at the bottom
of that list of prospective judges...
319
00:22:10,382 --> 00:22:12,942
...because I haven't had
much experience, really.
320
00:22:13,118 --> 00:22:17,919
But every candidate does go through
a thorough screening process.
321
00:22:18,090 --> 00:22:21,355
And whatever anybody
thinks of that list...
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00:22:21,527 --> 00:22:22,824
...I was on it.
323
00:22:24,063 --> 00:22:25,291
Good night, Miss Wagner.
324
00:22:28,467 --> 00:22:30,992
What you did out here tonight...
325
00:22:32,704 --> 00:22:34,535
...was beautiful.
326
00:22:34,706 --> 00:22:36,571
Oh, in a bohemian sort of way.
327
00:22:36,742 --> 00:22:40,678
No, no. I mean it.
328
00:22:41,113 --> 00:22:43,104
You saved that marriage...
329
00:22:43,282 --> 00:22:48,777
...and the 27 years of love and memories
and fulfillment that go along with it.
330
00:22:49,688 --> 00:22:52,282
Sometimes I get lucky.
331
00:22:52,758 --> 00:22:54,487
Good night.
332
00:22:56,028 --> 00:22:58,223
About my job...
333
00:23:00,766 --> 00:23:02,996
Give me one more chance, huh?
334
00:23:06,271 --> 00:23:08,705
It would be an honor...
335
00:23:08,874 --> 00:23:11,843
...to call you Harry.
336
00:23:14,580 --> 00:23:17,981
Then it's fortunate I have that name.
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