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So, Marjorie...
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Mm?
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How's it going
with the...
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(quietly):
...chemo?
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Why are you
whispering?
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Are you afraid the
cancer will hear you?
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Fine.
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How's it going
with the chemo?
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Oh...
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It's great fun.
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I can't believe
I waited this long to try it.
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Actually, my doctor says
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I'm responding well
to treatment.
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Oh!
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That's good news.
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We should celebrate.
Yeah.
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Let's start by
getting you a new wig.
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Mom.
Oh, please.
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It's like a fat, gray
squirrel died on her head.
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This is my real hair, Bonnie.
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Oh.
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I need to go pee-pee.
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So you're...
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feeling good, then?
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Can we talk about
something else?
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Okay.
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Here's a biggie.
Mm-hmm.
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You know how
Bonnie always said
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that she didn't know
who my real father was?
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Mm-hmm.
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Well... turns out she did.
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And I got to meet him.
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What?!
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We had to sit here
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and listen to
your mother ramble on
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for 20 minutes
about anal bleaching,
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and you have this?
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Tell me everything.
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There's not much to tell.
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I didn't actually tell him
I was his daughter.
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Why not?
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I don't know.
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I guess I chickened out.
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So is that it?
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(sighs)
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I'm not sure.
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I mean, I'd like to talk to him
about everything,
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but I'm afraid, you know?
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I mean, this guy totally
screwed my mom over.
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What if I like him?
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How is that not
going to hurt her?
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Oh, honey,
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it's great that you're concerned
about your mother,
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but you can't make this decision
based on how she might feel.
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You think?
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Oh, please.
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Your mom can take care
of herself; she's an adult.
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Score!
The tampon machine was broken.
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Smoke 'em if
you got 'em.
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ALVIN:
I swear to God,
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if those tools don't
magically reappear
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by the end of the day,
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I'm gonna gut you
like a fish!
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Now get out of here,
you friggin' thief!
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May I help you?
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No, that's okay.
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I'll come back when
you're not pissed off.
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Oh, you don't want
to wait that long.
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Come on in.
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Okay.
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Thanks.
Mm-hmm.
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I don't know if you remember me.
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I was here a while back.
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'91 Volkswagen Jetta.
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Wow. Good memory.
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Yeah, for cars.
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And stolen tools!
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What can I do you for?
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Well, when last here,
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I failed to mention,
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um, certain facts...
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Oh! Fireballs.
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You like Fireballs?
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Yeah.
So do I.
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It's weird, huh?
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Not really.
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Probably a few
million of us.
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I'm sorry, miss, it's just,
I'm a little busy...
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Bonnie Plunkett.
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Bonnie.
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Yeah.
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Um... I'm her daughter.
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Oh, my God.
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I'm your daughter.
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Yeah, yeah, I got that.
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You're the reason I'm short.
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I know how it works.
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I didn't know any other way
to do this.
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No, it's okay.
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Uh...
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it... so, uh...
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I'm sorry, what is your name?
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Christy.
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Christy.
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Uh... how did you find me?
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My mom actually found you.
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So she's alive?
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Yeah, of course.
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Well, if you knew her
when I knew her,
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that is not a given.
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Wow, okay.
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Look at you,
you're all grown up.
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Yep.
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MAN:
Hey, Alvin,
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I found those...
Get out!
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I'm sorry, I got a lot
of ex-cons working here.
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I can't close my eyes
for a second.
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So, Christy...
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what brings you here?
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Seriously?
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Yeah, stupid question.
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Listen, I don't want anything.
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I was just thinking
that maybe we could...
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get to know each other.
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Yeah, that-that's not
gonna happen.
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It's not?
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I can't do it, honey.
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No, I-I got a family--
a wife and kids.
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This thing here
with you, me and your mom--
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that's a non-starter.
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Oh.
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Wow.
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Yeah, I'm really sorry.
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It's all right.
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I should go.
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Just so you know,
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I turned out to be
a wonderful person!
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Got my temper.
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I mean...
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I dreamt about that moment
my entire life,
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and the man could barely
look me in the eye.
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I felt so stupid.
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So... worthless.
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I have one question.
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Yeah?
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What did I ever do
to make you hate me?
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What?
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You drive all the way to Chico
to see that little weasel
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and you don't tell me?
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Mom, please, can I
just have five minutes
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where we make it about me?
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All I'm saying is...
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Two minutes!
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Give me two!
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Look, I'm sorry,
but I'm a human being
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and I have feelings.
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Are you?
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Do you?
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Oh, my God, I have no parents.
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I'm officially an orphan.
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Little Orphan Christy.
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(sighs)
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Don't be so dramatic.
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You get that from him, you know.
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I get nothing from him!
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And yet you want him
in your life,
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disregarding how
it impacts on me.
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Excuse me, lady?
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Do you know where
my mother is?
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Because I really need
to talk to her
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about something important!
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Knockity-knock.
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To be continued.
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You guys have fun
at the park?
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You tell her.
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What happened?
Nothing.
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We were tossing the football,
I told him to go long and...
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neither one of us saw the tree.
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Oh, Baxter...
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I know, I'm stupid,
I'm-I'm a screwup...
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No.
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You're a great dad.
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I am?
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You're here, aren't you?
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Just go with it.
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Thank you.
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Oh!
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Here's his tooth.
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How's everything going here?
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Enjoying your dinner?
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It's wonderful.
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Is your food good, honey?
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Mm-hmm.
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Great.
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(quietly):
Special occasion?
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Do we need a...
birthday cupcake?
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Oh, no, no. We're just having
a little daddy date.
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(chuckles)
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Really?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, we do it once a month.
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You know, give Mom a night off.
Catch up.
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(choked up):
Well...
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isn't that terrific?
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Yeah, I love it.
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If I wasn't so busy,
I'd do it every week.
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Every week?
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What a...
(sniffles)
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...good dad you are.
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Thanks.
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And you...
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you are such a lucky girl.
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Okay.
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No! Not okay.
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Whoa.
It's a wonderful,
wonderful thing,
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and you need
to cherish your daddy!
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All right, let's not
ruin her birthday.
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It's not her birthday!
They do it every month!
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(knocking)
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Hi.
Is Christy Plunkett here?
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You a bill collector?
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No.
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Subpoena?
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No.
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Are we being
evicted again?
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No. What do you mean, "again"?
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Never mind.
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She's not here.
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Oh, okay.
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You, uh, you must be
her daughter.
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Listen, pal, we're not
joining your church.
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I'm not... Forget it.
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I'll come back another time.
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Whatever.
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Wow, my granddaughter's a joy.
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What do you want?
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Hi. Uh, I-I was hoping
we could talk.
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There's nothing to talk about.
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No, no, wait.
Christy, give me a chance!
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Please!
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(door opens)
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Hang on.
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I want you to buy me
an ice cream cone.
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Two scoops.
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And a bicycle
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and a Barbie Dream House.
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How about a pony?
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I'm not a child.
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Is it good?
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Mm-hmm.
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Yeah, pistachio is
my favorite flavor, too.
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Really?
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No, I was just trying
to make a connection.
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Listen, Christy,
I'm really sorry
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about how I acted
back at the garage.
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You just caught me
by surprise.
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Okay.
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And as far as what went down
with me and your mom
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when you were born...
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geez, I-I don't know
what to say.
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What kind of a man abandons his
newborn baby on Christmas Eve?
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Well, in my defense,
God did that to Jesus.
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Good-bye.
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No, no, I'm sorry, I'm...
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The answer to your question
is that I was a very stupid...
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very selfish, very frightened
young man,
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and I'm not that man anymore.
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Did you ever
think about me?
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Every day.
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And then after a few years,
I had to stop.
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I don't know--
it was too painful.
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And by painful,
I mean shameful.
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(sighs)
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So... now what?
275
00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:03,421
Well, like you said,
276
00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:06,291
I thought maybe we could get to know each other.
277
00:12:08,094 --> 00:12:09,360
Yeah...
278
00:12:09,362 --> 00:12:11,429
that's not gonna
be so easy.
279
00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:12,731
Why not?
280
00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:16,901
You really did a
number on my mom.
281
00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:19,537
I don't see you and I having
any kind of relationship
282
00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:21,372
until you make things
right with her.
283
00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:23,675
Yeah, that makes sense.
How's she doing now?
284
00:12:23,677 --> 00:12:26,244
She's actually
doing great.
285
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:28,880
Really got her
life together.
286
00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:31,783
Terrific. Where do I get
in touch with her?
287
00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:34,152
She's living on my couch.
288
00:12:38,390 --> 00:12:39,424
Yeah.
289
00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:41,292
The worst part about the chemo
290
00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:43,528
is it makes me so tired.
291
00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:45,897
You know, it just drains me
of all my energy.
292
00:12:45,899 --> 00:12:48,133
I can barely keep my eyes open.
293
00:12:48,135 --> 00:12:51,369
So chemo's kind of like
talking to you?
294
00:12:53,038 --> 00:12:56,441
Oh, I'm sorry if you find my
desperate fight for life boring.
295
00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:58,476
Apology accepted.
296
00:12:58,478 --> 00:13:00,812
So did Christy tell you
about meeting her father?
297
00:13:00,814 --> 00:13:03,448
Yeah. I thought it was great
they reconnected.
298
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:05,917
Wow! Anything to hurt me.
299
00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:07,585
What are you talking about?
300
00:13:07,587 --> 00:13:09,621
Do I need to walk you
through it again?
301
00:13:09,623 --> 00:13:12,590
That rat-bastard dumped me and
Christy the minute she was born.
302
00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:14,592
No, I get it. You're angry.
303
00:13:14,594 --> 00:13:17,228
Angry?
I want to cut the son of a bitch
304
00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:19,030
from throat to scroat!
305
00:13:20,399 --> 00:13:23,134
Oh, Bonnie, you have
to let that go.
306
00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:26,471
Oh, Marjorie,
I most certainly do not.
307
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:28,473
Well, it's your choice,
but holding on to anger
308
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:30,475
is like drinking poison
and expecting it
309
00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:31,810
to kill the other person.
310
00:13:31,812 --> 00:13:33,144
Why do I even talk to you?
311
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:36,347
You finally have a good
relationship with your daughter.
312
00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:39,250
If you stay angry at her father,
it could ruin that.
313
00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:42,187
(sighs)
314
00:13:42,189 --> 00:13:45,123
I hate you.
315
00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:46,491
And I love you.
316
00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:47,325
Stop that.
317
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:48,459
Love you, love you, love you.
318
00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:50,295
Seriously, I will wring
whatever life
319
00:13:50,297 --> 00:13:52,230
you have left out of you!
320
00:13:54,433 --> 00:13:55,633
(car door closes)
321
00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:58,469
God, grant me the serenity
to accept the things
322
00:13:58,471 --> 00:14:00,538
I cannot change
and the courage...
323
00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:02,874
not to set this evil dwarf
on fire. Amen.
324
00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:07,512
(knocking)
325
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:08,947
Coming!
326
00:14:08,949 --> 00:14:10,582
(clears throat)
327
00:14:16,789 --> 00:14:20,625
Gee, I was starting to think
you'd never come back.
328
00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:22,560
Hi, Bonnie.
329
00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:23,995
You're losing your hair.
330
00:14:23,997 --> 00:14:27,799
It's not lost,
it's just in my ears.
331
00:14:27,801 --> 00:14:29,400
Thanks for agreeing to see me.
332
00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:30,869
My pleasure.
Please come in.
333
00:14:30,871 --> 00:14:32,871
Thanks.
Yeah.
334
00:14:32,873 --> 00:14:35,073
Can I, uh, get you
something to drink?
335
00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:36,507
No, thanks.
336
00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:39,477
I just had three beers
sitting in the car.
337
00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:41,379
Needed a little liquid
courage, did you?
338
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,014
Yeah, it didn't really work.
339
00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:44,582
I just need to pee really bad.
340
00:14:45,985 --> 00:14:48,453
If you like, I could tie it
in a knot for you.
341
00:14:50,856 --> 00:14:52,657
It's okay, I'll hold it.
342
00:14:53,659 --> 00:14:55,526
Come, sit.
343
00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:58,429
Say what you have to say.
344
00:14:58,431 --> 00:14:59,764
All right.
345
00:14:59,766 --> 00:15:02,934
I guess I'll just
jump right in.
346
00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:04,402
I know what
happened was...
347
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,170
You know, I'm sorry.
I can't listen to this.
348
00:15:06,172 --> 00:15:09,073
You left me with a one-day-old
baby and 18 bucks in my jeans.
349
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:11,676
There is nothing you could say
that could ever make that right.
350
00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:14,178
I know. What I did was...
You burned me so bad
351
00:15:14,180 --> 00:15:16,547
I could never let another man
near my heart!
352
00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:17,949
Believe me, when we broke up...
353
00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:19,717
There was no breaking up!
354
00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:22,620
Breaking up is fighting
and splitting up your albums
355
00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:25,089
and maybe one hot,
angry good-bye bang!
356
00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:28,092
What you did was
abandon me when I was
357
00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:31,429
the most vulnerable I've
ever been in my entire life!
358
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:32,563
I'm-I'm not defending it...
359
00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:33,765
Yeah, because you can't!
360
00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:35,099
And just so we're clear,
361
00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:36,601
the only reason
you are sitting here
362
00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:38,403
is because my daughter
wants to get to know you,
363
00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:39,971
and I'm not gonna stand
in the way of that.
364
00:15:39,973 --> 00:15:40,972
I really appreciate...
365
00:15:40,974 --> 00:15:42,206
Shut up!
366
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:50,581
But if you hurt
that little girl,
367
00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:52,717
I will hunt you down
368
00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:56,821
and I will kill you and
everything you love.
369
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:02,727
I think I just peed a little.
370
00:16:07,566 --> 00:16:09,667
Well, I think I found
what the problem is.
371
00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:10,468
What is it?
372
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,170
Your engine has like, uh,
373
00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:14,072
800,000 miles on it.
374
00:16:15,074 --> 00:16:17,508
Think it's time to trade it in?
375
00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:18,643
For what, a sandwich?
376
00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:22,981
I'll keep working on it.
377
00:16:25,751 --> 00:16:27,919
This is nice,
spending time with you.
378
00:16:27,921 --> 00:16:29,721
Yeah, it is.
379
00:16:30,689 --> 00:16:33,157
Is it okay if I call you Dad?
380
00:16:34,126 --> 00:16:36,327
I don't see why not.
381
00:16:37,863 --> 00:16:39,697
Okay.
382
00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:40,531
Dad.
383
00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:41,666
(chuckles)
384
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,668
So...
385
00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:45,503
when do I get to
meet your family?
386
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:46,504
Ow!
387
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:47,872
Oh, my God.
388
00:16:47,874 --> 00:16:49,774
Are you all right?
389
00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:54,212
Yeah, I just
rang the bell a little.
390
00:16:56,448 --> 00:16:58,649
(exhales)
391
00:16:58,651 --> 00:17:01,619
Uh... well...
392
00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:02,987
I, uh...
393
00:17:02,989 --> 00:17:04,856
haven't yet
told them about you.
394
00:17:06,825 --> 00:17:08,659
What are you waiting for?
395
00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:09,861
Uh, tell you the truth,
396
00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:12,030
I was waiting till
I was on my death bed.
397
00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:13,631
What are they gonna do,
unplug me?
398
00:17:15,634 --> 00:17:18,703
So, what, I'm supposed to
introduce myself to them
399
00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:20,071
at your funeral?
400
00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:22,407
That works for me.
401
00:17:23,642 --> 00:17:26,644
I liked you a lot better when
you were in my imagination.
402
00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:27,678
Come on, Christy.
403
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:29,347
My family thinks I'm a good guy.
404
00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:31,082
I-I just don't know
how to tell them
405
00:17:31,084 --> 00:17:32,417
that wasn't always the case.
406
00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:34,986
I understand.
407
00:17:34,988 --> 00:17:38,089
I already ruined your life once,
I wouldn't want to do it again.
408
00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:40,425
Now, come on, now.
No, that's okay.
409
00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:43,027
Just... go home to your
happy little family
410
00:17:43,029 --> 00:17:44,429
and forget about me.
411
00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:45,830
You got to give me some time.
412
00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:47,665
I gave you 35 years!
413
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:50,268
Ah.
414
00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:52,670
Violet, Roscoe.
415
00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:55,106
This spineless son of a bitch
is your grandfather!
416
00:17:57,509 --> 00:17:59,777
Call me Papa.
417
00:18:05,784 --> 00:18:07,185
(sighs)
418
00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:09,454
(somber music playing over TV)
419
00:18:09,456 --> 00:18:11,789
God, this is so sad.
420
00:18:13,559 --> 00:18:16,060
I can't believe they
killed that poor old dog.
421
00:18:16,062 --> 00:18:18,596
I know.
422
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:21,165
You talk to Marjorie lately?
423
00:18:23,802 --> 00:18:27,038
It scares me, the
way your mind works.
424
00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:28,573
(horn honks outside)
425
00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:29,974
You expecting anybody?
426
00:18:29,976 --> 00:18:31,976
Nope.
427
00:18:31,978 --> 00:18:33,611
(sighs)
428
00:18:37,749 --> 00:18:39,650
What do you think?
429
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:43,221
What do I think of what?
430
00:18:43,223 --> 00:18:44,722
Your new car.
431
00:18:45,657 --> 00:18:47,992
You're kidding me.
432
00:18:47,994 --> 00:18:50,061
No, no. I got it
at a police auction.
433
00:18:50,063 --> 00:18:51,062
Cleaned it up.
434
00:18:51,064 --> 00:18:52,130
Look at that door.
435
00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:54,265
Can't even see the bullet holes.
436
00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:56,300
(sighs)
437
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:57,835
It's nice.
438
00:18:57,837 --> 00:19:00,104
But you can't buy me with a car.
439
00:19:00,106 --> 00:19:01,672
Okay.
440
00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:04,876
How about if I throw in a couple
of slightly used brothers?
441
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:10,915
Hey, sis.
'Sup?
442
00:19:12,784 --> 00:19:15,419
Hi.
443
00:19:15,421 --> 00:19:17,021
You told them?
444
00:19:17,023 --> 00:19:19,023
Yeah.
445
00:19:19,025 --> 00:19:20,424
No more secrets.
446
00:19:20,426 --> 00:19:22,193
I want you in my life.
447
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,329
Where's your wife?
448
00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:28,599
She's still processing
the information.
449
00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:31,135
At her sister's in Albuquerque.
450
00:19:31,137 --> 00:19:33,037
She's totally pissed;
tried to stab him.
451
00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:35,373
All right.
452
00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:38,676
How about we take it for a ride
453
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:40,378
and you get to know
your brothers better?
454
00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:49,287
Oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God!
455
00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:51,556
Ah.
456
00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:54,091
Hi, guys.
Hey.
Hi.
457
00:19:55,327 --> 00:19:56,360
Oh.
458
00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:58,429
That smell.
(engine starts)
459
00:20:01,733 --> 00:20:04,869
(sighs)
460
00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:07,371
Let go of the anger,
'cause it's poisoning you.
461
00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:08,372
(breathes deeply)
462
00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:11,442
Nah, I don't think so.
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