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Up and at 'em, Roscoe.
Time for school.
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Shake a leg, Violet.
It's time for your sonogram.
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Sorry, Mom.
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Got to get
breakfast started.
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It's all right. I'm up.
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How'd you sleep?
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I didn't.
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Bad dreams?
Yeah.
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I keep having this nightmare
I'm a foot-long hot dog
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in a short bun.
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Oh, my God,
my back is killing me.
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Oh. Sorry, but...
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the couch is the best I can do.
No, I know.
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I'm not complaining.
I just-- wow--
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wish I could feel my hands.
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Well, it's only
temporary, right?
Oh, yeah.
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As soon as I scrape up enough
money, I'll be out of here.
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And you will be missed.
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(phone ringing)
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That's me.
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(phone continues ringing)
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Must've fallen
under the cushions.
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Here, here, here, here!
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Let me... let me get it.
What are you doing?
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I'm helping!
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What is wrong
with you?
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Get out of my way.
No, no, no, no.
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Your back hurts. Let me.
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Christy,
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stop!
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(phone continues ringing)
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Oh, my God.
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(yelps)
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I have been sleeping on
this medieval rack for a month
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and you never told me
it folds out into a bed?
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Didn't I?
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I meant to.
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Ah, look,
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found your phone.
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Yay.
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(sighs)
Off to work.
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See you later.
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(loud clang)
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All right.
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Bye.
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Oh, come on.
Don't do the silent thing.
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You're a pathetic excuse
for a daughter.
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I take it back.
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Do the silent thing.
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Just so you know, I won't
be here when you get home.
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Mom, stop.
No.
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You clearly don't want me here,
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and I certainly don't want
to be where I'm not welcome.
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You are very welcome.
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I just thought that...
couches are for visitors
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and beds are for... ever.
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And would that
have been so awful?
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Of course not.
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Well, thanks
for the hospitality.
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I'll see you around.
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(sighs)
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No, I don't want you to leave.
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Please.
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Forgive me.
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Stay.
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I can't forgive you.
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But I will stay.
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I can do this myself.
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No, no, no. It's
the least I can do.
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Yeah, no kidding.
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I just hope you understand
I'm gonna need some time
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to rebuild my trust in you,
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which, frankly,
has been shattered.
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Gotcha.
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(phone ringing)
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(groans)
That's me.
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Oh, relax. I got it.
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No, wait!
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I'm right here.
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No! No! No, no, no, no, no!
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What...
Ooh...
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the hell?
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You told me you were broke.
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Emotionally!
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(phone continues ringing)
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She can't talk right now. She's
about to get her ass kicked.
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I took you in because
you couldn't pay your own rent.
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Well, there's "couldn't"
and-and "didn't want to."
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So you lied to me.
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Uh...
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This couch
folds out.
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No, no, no, no, no.
That's done. Old business.
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There's a new lie in town!
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Fine. Take whatever you need.
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Don't try to buy your way
out of this.
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You sure? There's $4,000 there.
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$4,000?
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I have been paying
for everything around here.
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I know. And it's really
helped me save.
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I only had $3,000
when I moved in.
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I can't even talk
to you right now.
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I'm ju...
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Wow.
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Uh...
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sweetie?
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You're-you're gonna give
that money back to me, right?
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Uh, honey?
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Don't make Mommy kill you.
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(knocking)
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Yeah?
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BONNIE:
It's your mother.
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I don't have a mother.
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I made you breakfast.
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Oh.
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Okay.
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Thanks.
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There's coffee, oatmeal,
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toasted English
and a fruit cup.
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Nice.
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So... we good?
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Sure.
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I just hope you understand
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I'm gonna need some time
to rebuild my trust in you,
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which, frankly,
has been shattered.
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Oh, come on.
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Y-You didn't want me here,
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and I didn't feel like paying
to be here.
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Let's just call it even
and move on.
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(sighs)
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I don't know.
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Is there anything else
you haven't told me?
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(scoffs, chuckles)
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Probably.
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Well?
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Really? You want to do this?
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Yes, I want to do this.
You're willing
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to come clean about everything
you've kept from me?
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Ooh...
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Yeah, tricky, isn't it?
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(sighs)
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Yeah. What the hell?
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Let's do it.
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Let's put it all on the table.
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No harm, no foul?
145
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Yeah, total amnesty.
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All right.
147
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You want
to go first?
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I'll give you $4,000
if you go first.
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Sweet.
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(grunts)
151
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You remember your Aunt Jeanine?
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Yeah.
153
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She wasn't really your aunt.
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She and I were, you know...
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Oh, my God.
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You were gay?
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Not gay so much as
temporarily disgusted with men.
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I don't believe it.
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Aunt Jeanine used
to take me to the park
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and teach me how to shoot hoops
and hit a softball.
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Oh.
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Your turn.
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(breathes deeply)
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All right, wow.
165
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I thought we'd warm up,
but you just dove in head first.
166
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That's what she said.
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Okay.
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I got one.
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Remember that kilo of hash
that was stolen from your car?
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Yeah.
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Best junior prom ever.
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Are you kidding me?
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I was almost killed
in the desert because of that.
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Amnesty.
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There was a gun to my head.
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They made me dig my own grave.
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Ooh, that's too bad.
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I was voted queen of the prom.
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You're up.
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Okay, here's a biggie.
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You know what? Never mind,
let me think of something else.
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No, I want that one.
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What's that?
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Um, uh, all right, uh,
185
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the only reason you passed
ninth-grade algebra
186
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is 'cause I gave your teacher
a handy on parents' night.
187
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Nice try.
188
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You told me that
the next morning.
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Now give.
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(clears throat)
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All right.
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Alvin Lester Biletnikoff.
193
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Who's that?
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Your father.
195
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What?
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You always said
you didn't know who he was.
197
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It could have been a dozen guys.
198
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I lied,
I always knew it was Alvin.
199
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Oh, my God.
200
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Whew, that's a load off.
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All right, your turn.
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CHRISTY:
Are you freaking kidding me?!
203
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I spent my whole life
wondering who he was,
204
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and you knew
the whole time?
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BONNIE:
Calm down!
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We agreed on amnesty!
207
00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:08,440
CHRISTY:
Screw amnesty and screw you!
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What's amnesty?
209
00:10:09,977 --> 00:10:12,344
Uh, it's when you
can't remember stuff.
210
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Watch your brother.
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We'll be back
in a few hours.
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00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:16,648
What's going on?
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Nothing,
214
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we have to run
some errands.
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00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:21,486
Very nice,
lie to your daughter.
216
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How'd you find him?
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Google-- I did
the satellite map thing.
218
00:10:34,434 --> 00:10:37,168
The son of a bitch has a pool.
219
00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:38,503
I could have had a pool?
220
00:10:38,505 --> 00:10:40,238
I could have had a pool.
221
00:10:42,441 --> 00:10:44,442
How long has he
lived in Chico?
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00:10:44,444 --> 00:10:46,177
I don't keep
tabs on him.
Mom.
223
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17 years.
224
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Married, two kids,
two mortgages,
225
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and he's on the Scientology
mailing list, thanks to me.
226
00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:56,421
Sounds like you have a little
unfinished business with him.
227
00:10:56,423 --> 00:10:59,691
Yeah, if I finish it,
I'll have to go to jail.
228
00:11:00,860 --> 00:11:03,328
Roscoe, it's your turn
to take out the garbage.
229
00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:04,429
I'll do it later.
230
00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:06,031
Pause the video game
and do it now.
231
00:11:06,033 --> 00:11:07,165
I don't have to listen to you.
232
00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:08,266
You're not Mom.
233
00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:09,768
Roscoe.
234
00:11:09,770 --> 00:11:10,835
Let me.
235
00:11:13,472 --> 00:11:15,473
Hey.
236
00:11:15,475 --> 00:11:17,442
You heard your sister;
take out the garbage.
237
00:11:17,444 --> 00:11:18,343
You take it out.
238
00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:21,112
Whoa, little man, not cool.
239
00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:23,148
You need to show some respect.
240
00:11:23,150 --> 00:11:24,516
Bite me.
241
00:11:24,518 --> 00:11:26,685
Okay, go to your room.
242
00:11:26,687 --> 00:11:27,652
No.
243
00:11:27,654 --> 00:11:28,486
I said go to your room.
244
00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:29,688
Luke, relax.
245
00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:32,524
No, he has to learn
to respect his elders.
246
00:11:32,526 --> 00:11:33,725
His elders?
247
00:11:33,727 --> 00:11:36,895
Five minutes ago you were
making armpit farts.
248
00:11:36,897 --> 00:11:38,196
Hang on.
249
00:11:40,332 --> 00:11:44,669
Go. To. Your. Room.
250
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You're. A. Big. Douche.
251
00:11:49,675 --> 00:11:51,876
You want to get spanked?
252
00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:53,578
You want to get kicked
in the nuts?!
253
00:11:55,981 --> 00:11:58,049
Who is this kid?
254
00:11:59,685 --> 00:12:01,686
So, what's he do?
255
00:12:01,688 --> 00:12:03,154
He owns a body shop.
256
00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:05,256
Really, and he has a pool?
257
00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:08,026
Ah, relax, it's above ground.
258
00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:09,594
Want to see a picture of him?
259
00:12:09,596 --> 00:12:10,762
Yeah.
260
00:12:13,866 --> 00:12:15,700
He's Chinese?
261
00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:17,335
Oh, sorry,
262
00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:21,272
that's just a fella I,
you know, keep company with.
263
00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:24,275
Okay.
264
00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:25,376
Here he is.
265
00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:26,377
Here's your father.
(bump)
266
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What the hell was that?
267
00:12:28,749 --> 00:12:31,049
Oh, think you killed a possum.
268
00:12:31,051 --> 00:12:32,117
Nope, he's up.
269
00:12:34,286 --> 00:12:37,622
Okay, ha-hang
on before I...
270
00:12:37,624 --> 00:12:39,691
kill again.
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00:12:44,964 --> 00:12:47,031
Wow.
272
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,602
I don't look anything like him.
273
00:12:50,604 --> 00:12:52,837
He's five-five.
274
00:12:53,572 --> 00:12:56,808
Oh, Daddy.
275
00:13:00,246 --> 00:13:02,247
Is the little
jerk not eating?
276
00:13:02,249 --> 00:13:03,782
He's not a jerk,
and he won't come
277
00:13:03,784 --> 00:13:05,950
out of his room
because he thinks you're a jerk.
278
00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:08,586
Fine, then he doesn't eat.
279
00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:10,722
Probably could use a
good spanking, too.
280
00:13:10,724 --> 00:13:11,656
Are you kidding me?
281
00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:13,758
Is that how you want
to raise our kid?
282
00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:15,627
Hey, this ass got
swatted plenty
283
00:13:15,629 --> 00:13:18,129
and it's a better ass for it.
284
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,664
Well, then we have a problem.
285
00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:22,634
I agree.
286
00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:24,803
What's the problem?
287
00:13:24,805 --> 00:13:27,939
I intend to raise our child
with patience and understanding.
288
00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:29,908
You weren't
raised like that.
289
00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:33,111
Exactly-- I want to do better,
I want to break the cycle.
290
00:13:33,113 --> 00:13:35,647
Wow.
291
00:13:35,649 --> 00:13:37,715
That's ambitious.
292
00:13:39,118 --> 00:13:41,152
Why don't we start now?
293
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,655
Go talk to Roscoe, make peace.
294
00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:46,457
He threatened
my nuts.
295
00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:48,827
For me.
296
00:13:50,796 --> 00:13:52,797
(sighs)
297
00:13:52,799 --> 00:13:54,199
Okay.
298
00:13:58,137 --> 00:14:00,305
Don't worry.
299
00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:02,373
I'm in charge.
300
00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:05,844
(sighs)
301
00:14:05,846 --> 00:14:09,447
Looks like your daddy has a nice
operation going over there.
302
00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:11,049
(sighs)
303
00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:13,117
And he habla españols.
304
00:14:13,119 --> 00:14:14,485
That's considerate.
305
00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:15,787
I like him.
306
00:14:17,056 --> 00:14:19,090
So, what's the plan?
(sighs)
307
00:14:20,059 --> 00:14:22,060
I'm not sure.
308
00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:23,862
Man, my heart is pounding.
309
00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:25,663
Why didn't
you tell me?
310
00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:28,132
Why did you pretend he was just
some faceless stranger?
311
00:14:28,134 --> 00:14:30,735
I don't...
312
00:14:30,737 --> 00:14:34,472
Because I... thought that was...
better than the truth.
313
00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:37,375
Thanks for making that decision
for me.
314
00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:40,578
(sighs)
315
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:42,580
All right.
316
00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:44,816
Last chance.
317
00:14:44,818 --> 00:14:47,752
I'm about to go over there
and hear his side of the story.
318
00:14:47,754 --> 00:14:50,321
Are you sure you don't want
to tell yours first?
319
00:14:52,658 --> 00:14:54,726
Uh...
320
00:14:55,661 --> 00:14:57,262
Uh...
321
00:14:57,264 --> 00:14:59,264
fine.
322
00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:01,266
Uh... (clears her throat)
323
00:15:01,268 --> 00:15:02,867
I was
324
00:15:02,869 --> 00:15:04,402
sixteen.
325
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,905
I was living with my fifth set
of foster parents,
326
00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:09,340
and I sensed
I was losing their support.
327
00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:11,075
May have been related
328
00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:13,478
to a Trinitron TV
that went missing.
329
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:17,749
Anyway, I, uh, met your father
shortly thereafter.
330
00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:19,284
Timing was good.
331
00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:21,853
I was between homes,
he had a Winnebago.
332
00:15:21,855 --> 00:15:24,756
So it wasn't a one-night stand?
333
00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:26,257
No. No.
334
00:15:27,192 --> 00:15:28,927
We were in love.
335
00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:31,095
Lived together two years
before I got pregnant.
336
00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:33,364
Wow.
337
00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:34,899
Mm-hmm.
338
00:15:34,901 --> 00:15:38,770
Yeah. He was so excited
he was gonna be a dad.
339
00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:40,872
He brought me strawberry
milkshakes every day.
340
00:15:40,874 --> 00:15:42,907
He made you a crib
out of leather.
341
00:15:42,909 --> 00:15:44,442
And then,
342
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,311
you surprised us
a couple of weeks early
343
00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:48,246
at a...
at a Blue Oyster Cult concert.
344
00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:49,881
My water broke
right in the middle
345
00:15:49,883 --> 00:15:51,649
of "Don't Fear the Reaper."
346
00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:54,118
I never liked that song.
347
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,620
Uh, understandable.
348
00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:59,791
You were stuck in my pelvis
the first time you heard it.
349
00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:01,926
And then, he rushed me
to the hospital where,
350
00:16:01,928 --> 00:16:04,662
thanks to your big head,
I had to have a C-section.
351
00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:06,764
But when it was over,
352
00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:08,933
there you were,
353
00:16:08,935 --> 00:16:11,002
our beautiful baby girl.
354
00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:18,009
It all sounds great.
355
00:16:19,011 --> 00:16:20,345
What happened?
356
00:16:20,347 --> 00:16:22,580
I...
357
00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:24,816
He panicked, I guess. I...
358
00:16:26,752 --> 00:16:28,753
I waited at the hospital
359
00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:30,855
for two days,
but he never came back.
360
00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:33,358
He just left you there?
361
00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:36,561
Us. He left us.
362
00:16:38,130 --> 00:16:40,198
Yeah.
363
00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:44,502
I was discharged Christmas Eve.
364
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,437
(laughing)
365
00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:49,173
I remember sitting
on a bus bench
366
00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:52,377
with you in my arms,
not knowing where to go.
367
00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:55,546
Oh, damn.
368
00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:57,782
What?
369
00:16:57,784 --> 00:17:00,885
I hate it when you become
a real person with feelings.
370
00:17:03,055 --> 00:17:06,024
Sorry. I'm not that crazy
about it, either.
371
00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:07,992
(sniffling)
(sighs)
372
00:17:07,994 --> 00:17:11,963
Now I don't know whether
I want to hug him or kill him.
373
00:17:11,965 --> 00:17:15,199
Well, I don't want to influence
you either way, but...
374
00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:17,869
Mom, put that away, please!
375
00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:19,704
Don't!
376
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:21,105
Mom!
377
00:17:26,578 --> 00:17:29,847
Okay, miss,
what can I do you for?
378
00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:31,749
Oh. Hi.
379
00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:35,887
I'm Christy.
380
00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:37,955
All right.
381
00:17:39,925 --> 00:17:42,226
Oh, look, we're
the same height.
382
00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:44,262
(laughing):
Okay.
383
00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:46,564
Just came by
to insult me, did you?
384
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:49,067
No. No, no, no.
385
00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:53,471
I just wanted
to tell you that...
386
00:17:55,774 --> 00:17:57,875
My car.
387
00:17:57,877 --> 00:18:01,446
I was thinking
about getting it painted.
388
00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:02,847
We can do that.
389
00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:03,881
What kind of car is it?
390
00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:05,883
It's that
391
00:18:05,885 --> 00:18:08,886
'91 Jetta over there.
392
00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:11,889
Ah. Hope you're planning
on painting it brown,
393
00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:15,626
'cause that is one
fantastic piece of crap.
394
00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:17,095
You think?
395
00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:19,297
Yeah, my advice is,
don't waste your money.
396
00:18:20,265 --> 00:18:23,534
Oh. Okay.
397
00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:25,536
I appreciate you being honest.
398
00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:28,473
Well, I wouldn't go that far.
399
00:18:31,076 --> 00:18:33,644
All right, well,
400
00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:35,913
thanks for your time.
401
00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:36,881
No problem.
402
00:18:38,917 --> 00:18:42,086
Oh. Nice-looking family.
403
00:18:42,088 --> 00:18:43,754
Oh, thanks.
404
00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:46,791
Yeah, my oldest son there
is just back from Afghanistan,
405
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:52,130
and the younger one
is a DJ or something.
406
00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:53,664
I don't really get it.
407
00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:56,134
To me, he just looks like
an idiot playing records.
408
00:18:57,803 --> 00:19:00,338
But I'm sure I did dumber
things when I was his age.
409
00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:02,240
Like what?
410
00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:06,244
Well, like... none
of your business.
411
00:19:06,246 --> 00:19:08,813
Right.
412
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,815
Sorry.
413
00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:13,084
That's okay. And listen,
if you ever get a car
414
00:19:13,086 --> 00:19:15,419
from this century, you
know where to find me.
415
00:19:15,421 --> 00:19:17,488
I do.
416
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:20,091
Okay. There you go.
417
00:19:20,959 --> 00:19:23,027
(sighs)
418
00:19:32,437 --> 00:19:34,472
(sighs)
419
00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:36,474
You okay?
420
00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:39,877
Not really.
421
00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:43,114
Why didn't you tell him?
422
00:19:43,116 --> 00:19:45,016
I don't know.
423
00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:46,184
I choked.
424
00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:48,486
What did you think of him?
425
00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:51,322
Seems like a nice guy, good dad.
426
00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:53,124
(sighs)
427
00:19:53,126 --> 00:19:55,059
I mean, I wanted to yell at him
428
00:19:55,061 --> 00:19:58,963
for running off on us like
he did, but... what's the point?
429
00:19:58,965 --> 00:20:01,566
We turned out just fine
without him.
430
00:20:03,969 --> 00:20:06,037
(both laugh)
431
00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:09,073
(sighing):
Oh.
432
00:20:09,075 --> 00:20:11,475
Oh. Oh.
(laughing)
433
00:20:11,477 --> 00:20:14,145
I have never loved you more.
434
00:20:14,147 --> 00:20:16,147
Back at ya.
435
00:20:16,149 --> 00:20:17,715
(chuckles)
436
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,717
(sighs)
437
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:23,087
You know, there's one more
thing that I kept from you
438
00:20:23,089 --> 00:20:24,889
that you should
probably know.
439
00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:27,225
Okay.
440
00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:28,693
(sighs)
441
00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:31,429
You're two years older
than you think you are.
442
00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:34,498
Amnesty!
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