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Mm, 9:30.
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(gasps)
9:30!
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Roscoe!
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Violet!
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Oh...
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Oh... We're late!
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Come on!
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Hey, guys, wake up!
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Wake up!
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We're late!
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Come on!
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Roscoe! Violet!
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Let's go!
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Move, move, move!
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(Christy panting)
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Can I get a little help here?
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I already drove
Roscoe to school.
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Oh, I don't have time
for a croissant.
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God, Mom!
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What are you thinking...
Wait, what?
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I took him to school
so you could sleep in.
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Oh.
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Did he eat?
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Yep, made him oatmeal.
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He doesn't like oatmeal.
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He likes mine.
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All right.
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What about
his homework?
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Did you check that he did it?
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'Cause he'll lie
right to your face.
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Big smile,
"cross my heart, hope to die."
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It's creepy.
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I checked his homework.
And don't worry,
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I've already made inquiries
about a tutor.
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By the way, I took your car...
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Oh, Mom, I barely have
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enough gas in there
to get to work.
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I filled it up, got it washed,
the oil light was on...
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(sighs)
It's always on.
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Actually, it goes off
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when you put
oil in it.
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Now sit down.
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I got you a latte at Starbucks.
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Double shot, non-fat?
Yep.
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(sighs)
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Thanks.
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Oh, damn!
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Violet had a doctor's
appointment this morning.
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I know.
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I made sure Luke
got her there on time.
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She's gained
three pounds.
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The baby's the size
of an heirloom tomato.
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Okay.
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Good.
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(clears throat)
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So let me understand this.
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You got up at, like, dawn...
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washed, dressed and fed Roscoe,
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took him to school,
serviced my car,
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made sure my daughter
got to the obstetrician
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and even managed to get me
a latte and a croissant?
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It's the least
I could do
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to pay back
your generosity.
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Enjoy.
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I'm gonna get started
on the laundry.
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Mmm...
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(sighs)
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Why is this pissing me off?
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It's so weird.
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Everything in my life
right now is fine.
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I mean, it's better than fine.
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It's, like, good.
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My kids are happy,
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work is okay,
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my mom moved in,
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which you'd think would be
a formula for disaster,
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but it's actually terrific.
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(sighs)
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The only problem
I can point to is...
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it's so damn boring.
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(Christy groans)
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I mean, before I got sober,
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life was a freakin' thrill ride!
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Oh...
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You never knew what kind of
cool stuff was gonna happen.
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Twice I drove a car
into a swimming pool.
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Twice!
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Do you know that
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without manual windows
I'd be dead?
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Twice?
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And stomach pumps.
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Remember those?
(laughs)
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And that charcoal crap,
you know, they made you drink?
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Ugh...
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One time I asked the paramedic
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if he had diet charcoal crap.
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Got a big laugh.
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And then I threw up on him.
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Anyway, thanks for
letting me share.
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I thought that maybe if
I talked about it out loud,
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you'd be less likely
to see me on the 6:00 news.
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Oh, boy.
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Those were the days.
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Shoot!
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Come on, shoot!
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Rejected!
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Hi.
Hey.
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What brought this on?
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Oh, Roscoe wanted
to shoot some hoops.
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He sucks, by the way.
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I know.
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Where'd this thing
come from?
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The people across the street
were throwing it away.
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Oh, that makes sense.
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Their son's pretty...
fabulous.
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ROSCOE:
Grandma, try to stop me!
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Excuse me.
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Nope!
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It's more fetch
than basketball, really.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Do we have a Bible?
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Uh, we have
a hollowed-out Bible.
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Why is it hollow?
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I misspoke,
we don't have a Bible.
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Why do you want one?
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Luke's father thought reading it
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might be good for my soul.
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Well, you tell Luke's father
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that your mother said
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that your soul could
kick his soul's ass!
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Never mind.
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I'll just get one
at the library.
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Well, you know,
I do mind.
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Luke's dad is forcing
his religion on you,
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which is completely
unacceptable.
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Why?
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'Cause...
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that's my job.
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But you didn't do it.
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We don't have a religion.
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Sure we do!
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We're just keeping it
on the down-low.
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Okay, what is it?
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It's...
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be nice to people.
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Do unto others,
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you know, within reason.
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That's it?
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Where do we stand
on heaven and hell?
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Heaven good, hell bad.
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What else you got?
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What's going on?
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Luke's minister father
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wants Violet to read the Bible.
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So?
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So... I'm telling her not to.
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Why?
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What do you mean, why?
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I don't like people
telling her what to do.
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Well, aren't you
telling her what to do?
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Shouldn't you be outside
humiliating your grandson?
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I just think
you should let Violet
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make her own decision.
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Why are you taking her side?
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You didn't raise me
with any kind of religion.
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And look how you turned out.
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(hisses)
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(knocking at door)
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Hey, Christy here?
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She's taking a bath.
What can I do for you?
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It's okay,
I can wait.
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Fine.
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(knocking at door)
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Here's the thing.
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I am currently...
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how shall we say...
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sans residence?
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Homeless?
Uh-huh.
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I'm not homeless.
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I got a van.
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Is your registration
up to date?
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No.
You're homeless.
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Whatever.
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I was hoping I could
park her in the driveway.
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You know,
tap the power,
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use the facilities
for a few days.
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Let me think
about it... No.
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Aren't you gonna
run it past Christy?
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What do you want me
to say to her?
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Her deadbeat ex-husband wants
to park his van in her driveway
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and his ass
on her toilet?
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Well, I wouldn't
present it like that.
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Oh.
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What's going on?
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I was just explaining to Baxter
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that he can't live here.
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Not here.
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There.
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But with bathroom
privileges.
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I told him your life
was far too complicated
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to have to deal
with his drama.
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Thanks, Mom.
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You can stay.
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Thank you, Christy.
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Bonnie?
Pick one.
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Why would you let that loser
live in your driveway?
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I'd offer him the couch,
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but then you'd be homeless.
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(alarm beeping)
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Oh...
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(beeping stops)
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Oh, God, I hate being
a good mother.
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(grunts)
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Let's go,
Mom's making breakfast!
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"Dear Daughter,
I hope you slept well.
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"I thought you might like
to have a quiet Sunday morning
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so I took Roscoe
out for pancakes."
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Really pissing me off.
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(knocking at door)
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I got it.
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Ready to go?
Yep.
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I'll see you later.
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Wait.
What are you all dressed up for?
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We're going to
Luke's father's church.
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Not my idea.
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You mind driving?
I want to get high.
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I don't... I don't understand.
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It's your idea to go to church?
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Yeah, I'm curious.
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Oh, come on.
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I didn't raise you
to be curious.
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Relax, Mom.
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I'm not joining
some crazy cult.
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Oh, well...
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(sighs)
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No one is calling it a cult.
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I am just worried that...
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Mom.
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I know you're concerned.
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I know you love me,
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everything's gonna be fine.
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(whispering):
Let's go.
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So pissed!
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BAXTER:
Hang on, I'm not decent!
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Oh, hey!
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I was, uh, I was gonna
make some coffee.
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Do you want some?
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No need, I just
made a fresh pot.
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Entrez vous.
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You have a coffeemaker?
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I got everything.
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Want a Belgian waffle?
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That's okay.
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Oh... (laughs)
Look.
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It's the beanbag chair
from our old apartment.
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Yep.
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Also got
the chandelier.
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Ah.
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That'll boost
the Blue Book value.
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The only sweetener
I have is stevia.
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Black is fine.
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Saw your mom this morning.
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She's around
a lot now, huh?
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Yeah, she's living with us.
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Since when?
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Since she lost
her apartment.
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Wow. So you're, like, running
a homeless shelter.
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Yeah.
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You two getting along better?
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Actually, we are, you know?
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She's been great
to have around.
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The kids love her.
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I got no complaints.
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Good for you.
276
00:10:29,630 --> 00:10:31,630
Yep.
277
00:10:31,632 --> 00:10:33,898
We're cruising along.
278
00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:38,670
Not a cloud in the sky.
279
00:10:38,672 --> 00:10:42,073
Well, I just want you to know
that I'm real appreciative
280
00:10:42,075 --> 00:10:45,343
of your help and I am not
here to complicate your life.
281
00:10:45,345 --> 00:10:46,711
Thank you.
282
00:11:04,697 --> 00:11:06,998
Somehow, I don't know why,
283
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,734
my ex-husband thinks we're
getting back together again.
284
00:11:11,470 --> 00:11:12,804
I mean, yeah,
I slept with him...
285
00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:14,472
in his van...
286
00:11:14,474 --> 00:11:16,641
that he lives in...
287
00:11:16,643 --> 00:11:17,776
in my driveway.
288
00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:20,011
But still, let's not go crazy.
289
00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:22,280
I divorced him for a reason.
290
00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:25,316
(sighs) Anyway, the last few
days, I've had to park
291
00:11:25,318 --> 00:11:27,786
around the block and sneak into
my house through the back door
292
00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:32,357
so I won't have to look
into his sad puppy dog eyes.
293
00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:35,293
"Are we doing it tonight,
Christy? Are we?
294
00:11:35,295 --> 00:11:36,361
Are we?"
295
00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:37,462
Ugh!
296
00:11:40,299 --> 00:11:42,967
I guess that's it.
297
00:11:42,969 --> 00:11:44,669
Thanks for letting me share.
Anybody want
298
00:11:44,671 --> 00:11:47,305
to go out for coffee after
the meeting, let me know.
299
00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:49,741
I don't want to drive home
till he's asleep.
300
00:12:05,257 --> 00:12:09,761
Wait-- did I sneak
into the wrong house?
301
00:12:10,663 --> 00:12:11,730
(door opens)
302
00:12:11,732 --> 00:12:14,365
Oh, hey!
What do you think?
303
00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:17,702
I think you pimped my house.
304
00:12:17,704 --> 00:12:21,072
What happened here?
305
00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:23,007
I brought some of my stuff
from storage.
306
00:12:23,009 --> 00:12:24,709
Thought I'd zhush
the place up.
307
00:12:24,711 --> 00:12:27,412
Ah. Without discussing it
with me?
308
00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:28,947
Well, I wanted to surprise you.
309
00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:32,350
Okay, I'm surprised.
310
00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:33,585
Where's my stuff?
311
00:12:33,587 --> 00:12:34,719
Don't worry about it.
312
00:12:34,721 --> 00:12:36,554
Now come sit on
this couch and tell me
313
00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:38,256
it's not better than
what you had before.
314
00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:40,759
I don't care if it's better.
I want my furniture back!
315
00:12:40,761 --> 00:12:42,127
Well, you're not
even gonna try it?
316
00:12:42,129 --> 00:12:43,528
Mom, that's not the point.
317
00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:47,565
You can't just...
Oh, this is way better.
318
00:12:47,567 --> 00:12:49,768
Told ya. Now look.
Look at the kitchen table.
319
00:12:49,770 --> 00:12:51,102
It's got leaves.
We can widen it
320
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,537
for when we have dinner parties.
321
00:12:52,539 --> 00:12:54,139
Since when do we have
dinner parties?
322
00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:56,074
Next Sunday.
I invited some people.
323
00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:57,809
You'll love them.
324
00:12:57,811 --> 00:13:00,812
I don't wanna love them!
I want your stuff out of here
325
00:13:00,814 --> 00:13:02,747
and I want my stuff
back right now!
326
00:13:02,749 --> 00:13:04,449
Okay, okay,
you don't have to get upset.
327
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:07,752
You feed my children,
you take them to school,
328
00:13:07,754 --> 00:13:09,120
you play with them!
329
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:10,889
And then you bring in
zhushy furniture,
330
00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:13,291
and you don't think I'm gonna
have a problem with that?!
331
00:13:14,493 --> 00:13:16,628
What is all
the yelling about?
332
00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:18,863
Your damn grandmother's
out of control!
333
00:13:20,499 --> 00:13:22,300
Leviticus, 20:9.
334
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,636
"For anyone that curses
his mother shall surely
335
00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:25,804
be put to death."
336
00:13:26,939 --> 00:13:29,507
See what you did?
337
00:13:32,845 --> 00:13:35,680
(sighs)
338
00:13:35,682 --> 00:13:37,682
BAXTER:
Uno momento.
339
00:13:37,684 --> 00:13:39,751
(clattering)
340
00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:46,157
What's going on?
341
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,526
I've lost my house.
342
00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:50,461
Been there.
343
00:13:50,463 --> 00:13:51,462
Come on in.
344
00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:53,531
Thanks.
345
00:13:55,534 --> 00:13:57,602
Just making
some hot cocoa.
346
00:13:57,604 --> 00:13:58,970
Want some?
347
00:13:58,972 --> 00:13:59,938
You have cocoa?
348
00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:01,873
You don't?
349
00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:03,942
No.
350
00:14:04,944 --> 00:14:09,147
So I was thinking, maybe
when you get a night off,
351
00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:11,649
I can take you out.
352
00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:13,651
Like a date?
353
00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:15,787
Why not? Just 'cause
I'm homeless and unemployed
354
00:14:15,789 --> 00:14:19,023
doesn't mean I can't take
a pretty girl out to dinner.
355
00:14:19,992 --> 00:14:22,093
It actually kind of does.
356
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:29,234
Besides, I'm not sure
it's a good idea for us to date.
357
00:14:29,236 --> 00:14:31,970
Really?
358
00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:34,372
I thought the other night
when you and I...
359
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:37,809
I know, I know,
and... I'm very sorry.
360
00:14:37,811 --> 00:14:39,577
I shouldn't
have done it.
361
00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:43,748
It's just, things have been
going so well lately.
362
00:14:45,651 --> 00:14:48,953
So, what, you mess it up
by sleeping with me?
363
00:14:50,923 --> 00:14:53,725
That's always wrecked
my life in the past.
364
00:14:56,595 --> 00:14:58,596
So how's your life going now?
365
00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:00,665
It's going great.
366
00:15:01,767 --> 00:15:04,402
Well, what are we going
to do about that?
367
00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:34,766
(sighs)
368
00:15:40,039 --> 00:15:42,774
Oh, no.
369
00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:44,842
(murmuring)
370
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:17,709
Oh, come on.
371
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:24,015
BONNIE (singsongy):
Who is it?
372
00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:31,155
(door opens)
373
00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:34,125
Hey.
374
00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:37,028
Thanks for taking Roscoe
to school.
375
00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:38,396
No problem.
376
00:16:39,365 --> 00:16:41,933
Did he ask about me
and his father?
377
00:16:41,935 --> 00:16:43,034
He did.
378
00:16:43,036 --> 00:16:46,938
I told him, even though Mommy
and Daddy are divorced,
379
00:16:46,940 --> 00:16:49,107
they still enjoy hot monkey sex.
380
00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:50,975
Mom.
381
00:16:50,977 --> 00:16:52,477
What?
Kids love monkeys.
382
00:16:52,479 --> 00:16:53,311
Mom.
383
00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:54,479
I'm kidding,
I'm kidding.
384
00:16:54,481 --> 00:16:57,181
I told him that you and
Baxter were camping.
385
00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:58,783
He bought that?
386
00:16:58,785 --> 00:16:59,984
He's adorable,
but let's face it,
387
00:16:59,986 --> 00:17:01,586
we're looking at trade school.
388
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,023
(sighs)
389
00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:05,957
What about Violet?
390
00:17:05,959 --> 00:17:08,626
Community college.
391
00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:09,994
No, I mean...
392
00:17:09,996 --> 00:17:11,162
I know, I know,
she's fine,
393
00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:13,798
she just thinks her mother's
a godless fornicator.
394
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:16,534
I'm not godless.
395
00:17:18,837 --> 00:17:21,873
You know, I'm starting to think
396
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:24,208
that I may have
some kind of a...
397
00:17:25,577 --> 00:17:27,645
...personality disorder.
398
00:17:28,647 --> 00:17:30,882
Oh, good, you know.
399
00:17:34,253 --> 00:17:38,056
I just think, I've lived
with chaos for so long,
400
00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:39,857
I don't know how
to live without it.
401
00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:41,192
Oh, I get that.
402
00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:43,928
Anyway, I'm sorry
for giving you a hard time.
403
00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:45,930
I know you're just
trying to help.
404
00:17:45,932 --> 00:17:48,833
Well, if it's okay with
you, I'm gonna keep trying.
405
00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:50,735
And I'm gonna try
to be more like you.
406
00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:52,403
No.
Yes, you've really
407
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:53,404
turned your life around.
408
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:54,739
No.
Yes.
409
00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:56,174
Don't think
I haven't noticed.
410
00:17:56,176 --> 00:17:57,275
Oh, thank you, baby.
411
00:17:57,277 --> 00:18:01,045
No, thank you.
412
00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:03,114
(siren wails)
413
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,918
Oh, no,
414
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:09,687
I wonder what
Baxter's done now.
415
00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:10,755
(door slams open)
416
00:18:25,204 --> 00:18:27,271
Morning.
417
00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:34,779
BAXTER:
Coming.
418
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:36,848
(clattering)
419
00:18:38,484 --> 00:18:40,485
(sighs)
420
00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:43,387
Hey, neighbor, what's up?
421
00:18:43,389 --> 00:18:45,556
(sighs)
You won't believe it.
422
00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:46,824
I just spent the whole day
423
00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:48,826
trying to post
bail for my mom.
424
00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:51,062
Oh, man, sorry.
425
00:18:51,064 --> 00:18:54,232
Yeah, it's a freak show.
426
00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:57,401
I could really use
a little cocoa.
427
00:18:57,403 --> 00:18:58,603
Um...
428
00:18:58,605 --> 00:19:00,404
WOMAN:
Baxter, who is that?
429
00:19:02,941 --> 00:19:05,009
Just a second.
430
00:19:06,945 --> 00:19:10,114
Can you come back
around 10:00?
431
00:19:10,116 --> 00:19:11,916
You've got a woman in there?
432
00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:13,417
You said we weren't dating!
433
00:19:13,419 --> 00:19:15,419
I want you out of
my driveway now!
434
00:19:15,421 --> 00:19:17,155
Ooh, is somebody jealous?
435
00:19:17,157 --> 00:19:18,823
Oh.
Now.
436
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:20,992
Okay, okay.
437
00:19:22,961 --> 00:19:25,196
We have to leave.
438
00:19:26,131 --> 00:19:29,200
Oh, come on!
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