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Hi, I'm Bonnie,
I'm an alcoholic.
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GROUP:
Hi, Bonnie.
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I know I usually use this forum
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to talk about
my romantic travails.
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AKA "fellatio."
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But that's not what
I'm struggling with right now.
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Five bucks says
she's got the clap.
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(clears throat)
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The thing is, I...
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lost my job,
and I'm really scared.
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I was just barely
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making ends meet, before.
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But now, I just, I don't know.
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And guess who didn't save
anything for a rainy day?
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Well, it's not
my fault, really.
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I mean,
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who knew I was
gonna live this long?
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Or the paramedic who
jump-started my heart
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at Burning Man.
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All I know is I been coming
around here for two years,
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taking suggestions, trying
to be a "better person," and...
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feels like my life
is worse than ever.
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Thanks for letting me share.
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She still could
have the clap.
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I am craving a Cobb salad.
What are you getting?
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I was just gonna
get some tea.
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Do you want
to talk about this?
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What's to talk?
It's Cobb salad.
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Bonnie, your daughter
is concerned about you.
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Oh? Why?
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You lost your job.
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And didn't perform
any other kind of jobs.
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Don't like you.
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Don't like you, back.
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Well, you can all stop
worrying. I'm doing fine.
MARJORIE: Hmm.
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You know what fine
stands for, don't you?
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F-I-N-E: Frustrated, Insecure,
Neurotic and Emotional.
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Wow, does everyone want to
strangle you, or just me?
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Bonnie, you have
to get honest.
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Humble, Open,
Non-judgmental...
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Shut it.
(quietly): ...Egoless,
Spiritual and Trusting.
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CHRISTY: Mom,
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we're just trying to help.
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But you can't help me.
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Do you know how hard
it is in this economy
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for a woman over
40 to get a job?
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Oh, who the hell
are you kidding?
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You're closer
to death than 40.
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Tread lightly, Oprah.
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You know, sometimes,
when I'm having a hard time,
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what gets me through
is finding someone
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who's worse off
than me and helping them.
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Call the Pope,
we have a saint.
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Look, I am touched
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that you're all
concerned about me,
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but I don't think
anyone here
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is in a position
to offer advice.
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Certainly not
from the woman
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who has four cats
in her will.
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Hey, you know what
"CAT" stands for, right?
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Crazy, Annoying, Twit.
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And you're out on bail.
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You've been sober for,
what, half an hour?
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Please, shine a light
on my darkness.
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Take me to the river.
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I don't have to sit
here and be abused.
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Regina?
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One of these days,
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you and me are gonna throw down.
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Hard.
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Ooh.
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(exhales)
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I'm gonna go out on a limb
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and say you didn't
lose your job
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because of the economy.
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I can't find my jeans.
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I'm wearing them. None of mine
fit me because of your baby.
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How come it's my baby
when it makes you fart
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and not fit in your pants?
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Hey.
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Hey.
Welcome home.
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Why aren't you wearing pants?
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Oh, because I'm a good father.
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Go put something on.
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Well, but, she's got my...
Go.
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I'm seeing shapes.
I can't see shapes.
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You're in a mood.
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Sorry.
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I'm upset about your grandma.
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You guys get in an argument?
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I don't know.
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She lost her job, but...
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(sighs)
something else is going on.
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I'm really worried.
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Now you know how I felt
for the last ten years.
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What are you talking about?
You want me to walk you through
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what it was like around here
when you were drinking?
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That's okay.
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Save it for therapy.
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Which Mommy will pay for.
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Don't say a word.
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Luke's parents can
pay for his therapy.
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(tapping on glass)
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Mom?
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Hidey-ho.
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(grunts)
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What are you doing
out there?
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Skipping out on a taxi.
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Get out of my way.
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Well, well, let me,
let me help you.
I got it.
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Careful.
I got it, I got it.
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Careful, oh...
(loud thud)
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What happened?
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Come on, get up.
Get up.
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(exhales)
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Have you been drinking?
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No, no.
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Maybe a little.
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Mom, why?
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You've just thrown
two years out the window.
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And then I climbed
back in the window.
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You're a tough audience.
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Is this because
you lost your job?
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And my apartment.
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And my car.
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Well, nobody
actually took that,
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I just can't find it.
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Wait, you lost your apartment?
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The bastards require rent
every month, it's ridiculous.
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Oh, God.
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Can I live with you awhile?
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You know, just till
I get it together?
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Yeah, I guess.
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Thanks.
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You won't even know I'm here.
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Mom?
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Shh.
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I'm peeing.
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Oh, no, no.
No-no-no.
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No-no-no-no-no.
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No, no, no, no, no.
Hold on.
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Where we going?
Where we going?
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Bathroom.
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You finish your
book report?
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Yup.
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Did you read the book?
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Whose side are you on?
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(vomiting)
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CHRISTY:
Ah!
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I forgot to tell you:
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Grandma's here.
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She doesn't sound so good.
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(sighs)
(toilet flushes)
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Wait till you see her.
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Morning, all.
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Holy crap.
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Be nice to me or I'll kiss you.
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Why do you look like a zombie?
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Because I'm dead inside.
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Okeydokey, let's get
you ready for school.
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Look at you,
getting all fat.
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All right,
I got to get to work.
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You gonna be okay?
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Yeah.
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When was the last time
you ate something?
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I'm not sure.
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I threw up some pasta.
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I know.
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You can't just
keep drinking coffee.
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You've got to put
something in your stomach.
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Maybe later.
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Will you bring me back some
soup from the restaurant?
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Sure.
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I'm so sorry.
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Yeah, whatever.
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Oh, come on.
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What do you want me to say?
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I don't want you
to say anything.
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I have been listening
to your apologies all my life.
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"I'm sorry I snuck you out of
the country in a pet carrier."
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"I'm sorry we lived in
a commune in Argentina."
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"I'm sorry I accidentally
left you in Argentina."
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But this apology is different.
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I really mean it this time.
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Is that so?
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I never want
to feel like this again.
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I will do anything to get sober.
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Anything?
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Whatever it takes,
I am so ready.
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(knocking)
That's good.
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'Cause I invited a couple
friends over to help out.
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Come on in.
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No, no!
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Not them.
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Anything
but them.
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You peed in the bed,
now lie in it.
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It's time to heal,
Bonnie.
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Health, Energy,
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Abstinence and Love.
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Screw that.
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You're mine, bitch.
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You want to start?
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No.
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Okay, I'll go first.
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Hi, I'm Marjorie,
I'm an alcoholic.
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Hi, Marjorie.
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Oh, bite me.
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It's been 32 years
since my last drink.
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And 14 years since
your last orgasm.
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(laughs)
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Hey.
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Sorry, it was funny.
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I got rolling with drugs
and alcohol during the '60s.
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I was living in San Francisco.
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You know, the whole
hippie thing.
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Free love, end the war, heroin.
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Heroin?
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Just nights and weekends.
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Long story short,
1981-- I look around--
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all the hippies
have gone back to school
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or got jobs, bought condos.
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And I'm a homeless bag lady
living in Golden Gate Park.
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Okay.
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You got my attention.
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I didn't want to live anymore.
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And, despite my best efforts,
I didn't know how to die.
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So I went
to a meeting
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'cause they had free cookies,
and somebody told a story
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that made me
look like Princess Grace.
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So I stuck around,
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got a job, got teeth,
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got a husband.
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In that order.
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32 years later, I am still
very grateful to be sober.
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Regina?
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Oh, okay.
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Come on, heroin?
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You got to be really high
to rob banks.
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Wow.
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You think you know someone.
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(sighs)
Regina. Alcoholic.
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Hi, Regina.
Hi, Regina.
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(chuckles)
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Well, let's see, uh...
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I'm going through a divorce.
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My kid's not talking to me.
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I'm working at a supermarket
bagging groceries.
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I've been indicted
for embezzling
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$3.5 million,
I'm probably going to jail.
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And I'm terrified.
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But the good news is,
due to recent events,
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I'm doing better
than you.
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Bonnie.
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Thank you, Regina.
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(sighs)
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Hi. I'm Bonnie.
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I'm an alcoholic.
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MARJORIE AND REGINA:
Hi, Bonnie.
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I've been sober for...
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Oh, man, where's my watch?
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Well... not long.
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Anyway, I started drinking
when I was 15, 16 years old.
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In the foster care system,
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getting bounced around
from house to house.
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Teenage kids aren't
real desirable.
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Especially when they steal
your kitchen appliances.
267
00:11:37,663 --> 00:11:40,231
I met this...
268
00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:42,367
really cool guy.
269
00:11:43,836 --> 00:11:45,904
Sold him a microwave
at a flea market.
270
00:11:45,906 --> 00:11:48,039
(clears throat)
271
00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:50,842
We fell in love
and ran off together,
272
00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:54,646
had Christy,
then he ran off alone.
273
00:12:04,824 --> 00:12:07,492
And... I...
274
00:12:08,994 --> 00:12:11,329
And, uh...
275
00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:12,864
(groans)
276
00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:16,067
(voice breaking):
I tried to be a good single mom,
277
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:19,838
but as we all know,
I didn't exactly nail it.
278
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,875
But I tried.
279
00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:27,011
And I'm still trying.
280
00:12:28,047 --> 00:12:29,781
But then, this morning,
281
00:12:29,783 --> 00:12:31,716
when I saw the look
of disappointment
282
00:12:31,718 --> 00:12:33,918
on Christy's face, it just...
283
00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:37,856
reminded me of all the times
that I let her down.
284
00:12:37,858 --> 00:12:40,425
(crying)
285
00:12:42,962 --> 00:12:45,029
Damn.
286
00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:49,367
I got to fix this. Yeah.
287
00:12:49,369 --> 00:12:51,736
I got to fix this right now.
288
00:12:51,738 --> 00:12:54,939
Wait. Where are you going?
289
00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:57,208
I got to apologize
to my baby girl.
290
00:12:57,943 --> 00:12:58,943
Oh...
291
00:13:00,980 --> 00:13:03,081
Oh, damn. She took my keys.
292
00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:05,150
(engine revving,
tires squeak)
293
00:13:06,719 --> 00:13:08,720
Are we done?
294
00:13:08,722 --> 00:13:10,789
Can I go home?
295
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,630
Oh! My halibut's
not ready yet?
296
00:13:18,632 --> 00:13:20,064
Chef Rudy, what is going on?
297
00:13:20,066 --> 00:13:21,800
People are waiting 45 minutes
for their entrees.
298
00:13:22,768 --> 00:13:25,737
It's cool.
299
00:13:25,739 --> 00:13:28,306
Oh, God, is everyone
in my life getting loaded?
300
00:13:31,076 --> 00:13:32,944
What the hell is
going on in here?
301
00:13:32,946 --> 00:13:35,013
Ask Snoop Dogg and Dre.
302
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:39,784
You're smoking dope?
303
00:13:39,786 --> 00:13:41,519
Yeah. You want a hit?
304
00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:43,054
Sure.
305
00:13:44,924 --> 00:13:46,991
Your halibut will be up
in a minute.
306
00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:50,962
I brought you another glass
of wine, just for the "halibut."
307
00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:52,263
(laughs)
308
00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:53,865
There's my baby.
309
00:13:53,867 --> 00:13:55,533
Oh, my... oh, my God.
What are you doing here?
310
00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:58,169
I have been a terrible
mother to you.
311
00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:00,138
Yeah, the worst. Why don't
we talk about it at home?
312
00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:03,341
Well, you-you need to know that
I will never let you down again.
313
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:04,843
I got it. Message received.
314
00:14:04,845 --> 00:14:06,311
I have to get
back to work.
No.
315
00:14:06,313 --> 00:14:08,046
You have worked enough.
Let me lighten your load.
316
00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:09,547
Okay, it's not a
load, Mom. It's...
317
00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:13,351
Hi. I'm Bonnie.
I'll be your server. Hi.
318
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:14,819
Why, you folks don't
have any bread.
319
00:14:14,821 --> 00:14:16,754
Why don't I go get you some?
320
00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:19,824
Mom? Mom?!
321
00:14:19,826 --> 00:14:21,826
Ooh! Ooh!
322
00:14:21,828 --> 00:14:23,828
Son of a bitch!
323
00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:27,632
This is good weed.
324
00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:32,070
I couldn't find any bread,
so I brought you another candle.
325
00:14:33,472 --> 00:14:35,139
Come on, Bonnie.
Time to go home.
326
00:14:35,141 --> 00:14:36,875
I can't. I'm working.
327
00:14:36,877 --> 00:14:38,977
Mom, please.
328
00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:43,248
Let's dance.
329
00:14:52,758 --> 00:14:54,759
(slow-motion grunt)
330
00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:56,928
(thudding)
331
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:03,835
You're gonna do
fine in jail.
332
00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:11,042
And as long as I'm coming clean,
333
00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:12,610
I might as well tell you
334
00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:14,445
I've been getting loaded
for a couple of months.
335
00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:16,080
And you flushed my
drugs down the toilet?!
336
00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:19,183
Don't be silly.
I enjoyed them greatly.
337
00:15:20,519 --> 00:15:22,854
Anyhow, it's time I got honest.
338
00:15:22,856 --> 00:15:25,990
Yeah, yeah, humble, open,
beep-bop-boop.
339
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,961
And I... I want
to thank Christy
340
00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:34,198
for being the greatest
daughter in the world,
341
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:37,035
even though I wasn't exactly
mother of the year.
342
00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:39,103
(scoffs)
Sorry.
343
00:15:40,072 --> 00:15:41,906
But most important,
344
00:15:41,908 --> 00:15:45,944
I am ready to do this program
for real now,
345
00:15:45,946 --> 00:15:47,946
and not just for myself.
346
00:15:47,948 --> 00:15:49,948
But because...
347
00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:53,584
I never want
to let you down again.
348
00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:56,054
I also have to thank Marjorie
349
00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:58,589
and Michael Strahan here.
350
00:15:58,591 --> 00:16:00,792
I know we've had
our differences,
351
00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:03,628
but... I do love you guys.
352
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:04,929
(whispering):
Who's Michael Strahan?
353
00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:08,099
I'll tell ya later.
354
00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:10,068
That's it. Thanks.
355
00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:11,903
Thanks, Bonnie.
356
00:16:11,905 --> 00:16:14,072
Hi. I'm Christy.
I'm an alcoholic.
357
00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:16,140
GROUP:
Hi, Christy.
358
00:16:20,012 --> 00:16:22,013
I am so pissed
off at you!
359
00:16:22,015 --> 00:16:25,116
I mean, how many times do I have
to clean up your freakin' mess?!
360
00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:27,452
You want to be my mother? Then
stop apologizing and step up!
361
00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:29,087
'Cause Marjorie's applied
for the job,
362
00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:31,422
and that old, toothless junkie's
looking damn good right now!
363
00:16:32,958 --> 00:16:34,525
Thanks, sweetie.
364
00:16:35,461 --> 00:16:37,528
So,
365
00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:41,265
anyway, just wanted
to get that off my chest.
366
00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:43,501
Love you, Mom.
367
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:45,937
You are so lucky
to have her as a daughter.
368
00:16:45,939 --> 00:16:48,206
Oh, what would you know?
369
00:16:49,775 --> 00:16:51,376
(gasps)
Oh, no.
370
00:16:51,378 --> 00:16:53,111
No, no, no, no.
371
00:16:56,882 --> 00:16:59,484
I just want you to know
that I heard you loud and clear
372
00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:02,987
in the meeting and until
I get back on my feet,
373
00:17:02,989 --> 00:17:06,691
my job is going to be making
your life as easy as possible.
374
00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:10,028
Oh, I don't like
the sound of that.
375
00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:13,965
No, don't feel guilty.
I want to do this.
376
00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:16,300
I'll take care of Roscoe,
377
00:17:16,302 --> 00:17:18,703
I'll clean the house,
I'll run errands.
378
00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:21,239
You know,
as soon as I find my car.
379
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,008
That would be a big help.
380
00:17:24,010 --> 00:17:26,477
And then, when Violet has the
baby, I can do a lot for her.
381
00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:28,413
You know, change diapers,
night nurse.
382
00:17:28,415 --> 00:17:31,382
Hey, wet nurse,
if I get lucky.
383
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:34,018
The baby's not due
for five months.
384
00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:36,187
How long you planning
on staying?
385
00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:38,056
Oh, don't worry, I'll know
when I've worn out my welcome.
386
00:17:40,926 --> 00:17:43,127
I'll know sooner.
387
00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:46,030
So, what's the plan?
388
00:17:46,032 --> 00:17:48,533
You going to start looking
for a job tomorrow?
389
00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:50,501
Don't need to.
Really?
390
00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:52,103
You already found something?
391
00:17:52,105 --> 00:17:54,906
Yep, I'm going to be
a life coach.
392
00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:56,007
I'm sorry, what?
393
00:17:56,009 --> 00:17:58,176
My hard-won experience
can help people
394
00:17:58,178 --> 00:18:00,078
overcome the obsticles
in their lives,
395
00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:02,346
and then together, we create
a game plan for success
396
00:18:02,348 --> 00:18:06,050
and blobity, blah,
blah, ca-ching.
397
00:18:06,052 --> 00:18:08,352
Hmm, and you don't see
any credibility issues
398
00:18:08,354 --> 00:18:12,924
with you being broke,
homeless and one day sober?
399
00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:17,195
Eh, I'm not going to put that
in the brochure.
400
00:18:17,197 --> 00:18:18,863
Come on, try me out.
401
00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:20,198
Your life-- what's wrong?
402
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,767
All right.
403
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:25,736
My mother is sleeping
in my living room.
404
00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:27,105
Easy. Remember
that for nine months,
405
00:18:27,107 --> 00:18:30,374
you were sleeping
in her living womb.
406
00:18:32,544 --> 00:18:35,213
See what I did there?
407
00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:36,881
Next.
408
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:42,120
(sighs)
My teenaged daughter
is pregnant...
409
00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:44,388
Ah.
and she might run off
410
00:18:44,390 --> 00:18:46,457
to live with her
knucklehead boyfriend.
411
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,593
Well, first off,
you need to keep in mind
412
00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:50,795
that every baby
that comes into the world
413
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:52,330
is a blessing from God.
414
00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:54,899
And secondly,
if she does run off,
415
00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:56,801
a bed just freed up
for you mom.
416
00:18:58,737 --> 00:19:00,271
(sighs)
417
00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:02,140
Okay, here's a biggie.
418
00:19:02,142 --> 00:19:04,142
Okay.
419
00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:08,946
How do I forgive a woman how has
disappointed me again and again?
420
00:19:08,948 --> 00:19:10,148
Well, if you had
a lick of sense,
421
00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:12,984
you'd stop counting on her.
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