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I guess my favorite childhood
memory would be the year my Mom
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- and I lived in Mexico.
- Really? You lived there?
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Well, not on purpose.
It was more of a...
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border crossing situation.
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- Did you lose your passport?
- No, we had plenty of passports.
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Our luggage was the problem.
Anyway, eventually,
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we made it back into
the States. At night.
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- In a row boat.
- Wow.
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Yeah. Wow.Heck of a way to
spend your fifth birthday.
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Also the night I learned to swim.
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- Anyway, what's your favorite childhood memory?
- Um...
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Oh, you know what? Got to meet Bo Jackson.
I didn't...
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didn't really meet him.
Uh, my Dad and I were invited
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to stand on the sidelines at a raider
game. And Bo got chased out of bounds
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and ran right into me.
Broke my collarbone.
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- Nice.
- I like to call it "a football injury"
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- Don't you like your dinner?
- Oh, yeah, it's fine.
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- I'm not much of an eater.
- Ah. So, listen, um...
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my college roommate is getting
married next month in Big Sur. And...
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I was thinking maybe
you'd like to go with me.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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So, like... Kind of a...
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- overnight sort of deal?
- Yeah, yeah. It would be a weekend.
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- At a hotel.
- I know we're trying to take this slow,
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but, um... I don't think I can
get them to postpone the wedding
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- and I'd really like to go with you.
- No, no, no.
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It sounds nice.
Kind of a... romantic getaway.
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- Uh... so is that a yes?
- Yeah, sure. I'd love to.
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- Great.
- You going to eat that salmon?
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Thanks.
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- Thanks for dinner.
- Oh, you're welcome.
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So, I'm going to RSVP for the
wedding. Adam Henchy, plus One-derful.
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- I bet you regret that.
- The second it came out of my mouth.
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So, any food allergies I
should let them know about?
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Uh, just penicillin and vodka.
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- Thank you for being so patient with me.
- Oh, don't be silly.
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I'm glad we didn't jump into bed
right away, he lied.
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- One month.
- Right.
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Wait, I should say
that to him. One month.
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Yippee!
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- Good night.
- Good night.
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Oh, damn, my penis just said "yippee."
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- Roscoe do his homework?
- Yep. How was your date?
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- You really have to ask? It's 20 after 9:00.
- It was very nice.
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In fact... Adam asked me to go to
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a wedding with him
next month in Big Sur.
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- Would you like me to get you a spoon?
- No, I just wanted a taste.
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- I can't believe you haven't slept with this guy yet.
- Mom, please, not in front of Violet.
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Oh, I'm sorry. Did I offend
the delicate sensibilities of my
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- pregnant granddaughter?
- I'm good.
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- Well, if you must know...
- We must.
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I'm sticking to the plan.
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I'm not going to have sex
with him until we know each
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other really well.
Until we have a foundation of trust
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- and respect to build on.
- [Blows raspberry] You're such a girl.
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I'm a lady. Kiss my ass.
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[classic music]
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- Hey, look who's eating here on his day off.
- Christy. I, uh...
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- I thought this was Richard's table.
- Richard called in sick.
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And his name is David.
I'll be your server.
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- Oh... isn't that great.
- Sorry, I'm late.
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The new masseuse at the club
has no idea what she's doing.
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- Christy, you remember my wife.
- Of course.
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- Hello, Claudia.
- It's "Clowdia."
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Right, sorry. My mouth doesn't
like to make that shape.
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"Clowdia."
It's a lot of work.
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Um, okay, well, I will give
you a minute with the menus.
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Clowdia...
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A penny for your thoughts?
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A thousand dollars for your tushy.
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- What?
- Twelve hundred.
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You really need to go to the
sexual harassment workshop.
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If I go, will you sleep with me?
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I am so sorry.
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- Not as sorry as I am.
- If it'll help, I'll move us to another table.
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Oh, no, no... you are going
to stay right where you are.
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And I am going to serve dinner to your
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wife and you are gonna
tip me 40 percent.
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- That sounds fair.
- And a month from now you are going
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to give me the weekend off so
I can go away with my new boyfriend.
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- You're seeing someone? Is it serious?
- You're married! Is it serious?!
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Sorry.
FYI, we don't have any water or bread yet.
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Take your time.
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[music]
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[Woman crying]
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Uh, hello? You okay in there?
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- [Whimpering] No.
- Well...
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You gonna be long? 'Cause I'm
fighting a losing battle here.
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- Hold on. [Toilet flushes]
- Oh. Claudia.
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- Clowdia.
- I'm sorry.
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- Are you all right?
- I'm fine, thank you.
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Can I tell you a secret?
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That you drink $800 bottles
of wine on the toilet?
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- My husband's cheating on me.
- Wow.
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That is a secret.
[Crying] Here.
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And the worst part is, he's
just doing it to get back at me.
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- What'd you do?
- Oh, I slept with his step-father.
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- You're kidding.
- Once... I was drunk, he was tall.
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- Drunk and tall, I've made that mistake.
- I just can't for the life of
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me understand what kind
of loser would allow herself
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- to be violated by my husband.
- Probably some dumb whore.
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- Right?
- The important thing is...
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as long as you love your husband,
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you can still make your marriage work.
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- You're really sweet, Christy.
- Thank you.
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Don't forget to wash your
hands before you touch my food.
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Son of a bitch!
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[music]
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I just have to say, ever
since I stopped drinking, I look
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better, I have more energy,
I sleep better, I've lost weight,
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I'm making more money and best
of all, I have this wonderful,
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deep sense that every day is a miracle
and I am a blessed child of god.
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Anybody buying this crap?
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Anybody? All right, you're up.
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Thank you, Bonnie.
Hi, I'm Christy. I'm an alcoholic.
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All: Hi, Christy.
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Um, I just want to say that it's
really nice being at a women's
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meeting where I can talk about
what's going on in my life
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without feeling judged. Or hit on.
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I mean, for the most part.
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Anyway, I'm six months sober.
Feeling pretty good in general.
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Still struggling with the
whole relationship thing.
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Um, I've been dating this really
great guy. And...
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you know, taking my sponsor's advice...
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going slow, not jumping
into bed with him right away.
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But the problem is, the longer I don't
sleep with him, the more nervous I am
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about sleeping with him. And I just
agreed to go away with him for the weekend,
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[muffled] and I know we're going to do it
and I'm kind of freaking out because
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I don't think I've ever had
sex with anybody I care about
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without being at least partially
drunk and/or high.
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And I might be using
food as a substitute.
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[music]
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- How about this for the wedding?
- Nah. Doesn't fit.
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- I don't know what happened.
- I have a clue.
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All right, let's forget
about the event ensemble
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for a moment and talk
about the event ensemble.
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- What about it?
- What's the plan? You going to wear
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some lingerie or just throw
your dress up over your head
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- and say, "have at it?"
- I don't know, Mom. It's a nice hotel,
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I just thought I'd throw on one of their robes.
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Seriously? You make the guy wait
three months to open the present
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and you're going wrap it in terry cloth?
He's gonna feel like
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- he's doing it with a hand towel.
- Okay. Here. Teddy, nightie,
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- thong, thong, thong. Happy?
- Forgive me for trying to help.
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Sorry, I'm just... a little
freaked out about this trip.
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Oh, sweetie, listen. If this
is too much for you, remember...
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it's not too late to call him,
cancel, break his heart and die alone.
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I do enjoy our talks, Mother.
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Oh, I almost forgot.
I got you a little something.
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- Strawberry lube?
- Sorry, they were out of ham flavored.
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- Thanks.
- Do not eat it in the car.
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Thanks for taking care
of Roscoe for the weekend.
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No problem.
We're going to have
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- a lot of fun.
- Come here, give me a hug.
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- Be a good boy.
- I will.
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Listen to your dad. Unless it's
against your better judgment.
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- Okay. - I love you.
- I love you, too.
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Go wait in the car, I'll be right out.
Thanks for letting me
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- have this time with him.
- Oh, happy to do it. Just don't feed him
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- A lot of crap.
- I won't.
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- No scary movies.
- Of course not.
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- I don't want him around your friends.
- Got it.
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- Okay, have fun.
- How?!
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Anything happens to Roscoe, I'm
going to hunt you down and kill you.
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Could have just said "bye."
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Oh, hey. You must be "Big Sur."
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- Uh, yeah, I guess.
- All right. Up top.
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- We're tunnel buddies.
- "Tunnel buddies"?
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Yeah, I'm Christy's ex.
Makes us... tunnel buddies.
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Oh. Oh.
No, I see. Actually, we're not
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"buddies" just yet.
She and I are taking it slow.
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Wow. Really?
I hit that the first night.
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- Well, it was so nice to meet you.
- Likewise.
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Oh, Big Sur... when it does
happen, you're going to love it.
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Love. It.
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[Knocking]
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- Christy: Could somebody get the door?
- Bonnie: Hang on!
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- Hello.
- Oh, look at you.
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Like a puppy.
Come on in. Come on.
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- I'm Bonnie, Christy's mom.
- Oh, pleasure to meet you.
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- Adam Henchy.
- I know. Christy, he's here,
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he's adorable,
I can't believe you waited.
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- I'm almost done packing I'll be right there.
- Oh, no hurry.
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You're talking to my mother...
Believe me there's a hurry.
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- Let me introduce you to the rest
of the family. - Yes.
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- This is Christy's daughter, Violet.
- Violet, yes. Finally.
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- I've heard so much about you.
- Hey.
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Don't take it personal.
She's not very nice.
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- And this is her boyfriend, Luke.
- Hi.
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Oh, good luck This weekend.
I am pulling for you.
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Don't stand too close, he'll impregnate you.
So, Adam, big trip, huh?
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Uh, yeah.
My college roommate's getting married.
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- That's not what I'm talking about.
- What are you talking about?
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You know what I'm talking about.
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I don't want to talk about
what you want to talk about.
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She's going to tell me everything
when she gets back anyway.
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Christy, help!
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- Whatever she said, I'm sorry.
- It was nice to meet you.
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- Just keep walking.
- Okay.
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Ladies first.
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[music]
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- You bring your bathing suit?
- Huh? What? No.
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- Oh, damn, I'm nervous.
- About what?
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Really? You're going
to make me say it?
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- No. I'm just as nervous.
- Well, I find that if
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you talk about your fears,
you take away their power.
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- Yeah, I find that, too.
- All right, well, then,
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let's just put everything on the
table, yeah? We've been seeing each
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other for three months,
and sometime tonight,
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we are going to have sex
for the very first time.
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Woo! There. I said it.
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- I feel better. How about you?
- Oh, yeah.
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[music]
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- Beautiful wedding, huh?
- Yeah. - You know, they met
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- on a dating website.
- No kidding.
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Yep. First date, they fell into bed with
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each other and they've been
all over each other ever since.
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That explains why she
grabbed his ass at the altar.
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- Right.
- So, what do you feel like doing?
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Really?
You're going to make me say it?
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- I'll be right back.
- Okay.
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- My friends really liked you.
- I liked them, too.
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Yeah?
Uh, what'd you think of the band?
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- They were okay.
- Where'd you learn
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To dance like that?
- Oh, believe it or not... boy scout camp.
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- Really?
- That's right, yeah. One of my scout leaders
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Used to dance on broadway.
He taught us guys everything.
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The waltz, the salsa, the tango.
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Some of the parents
actually got really upset.
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Kind of like footloose.
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How you-how you doing in there?
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- Almost.
- Oh, you know.
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I think there's a full
moon tonight. [Shrieks]
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- Christy!
- Oh. Hey.
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What are you doing?
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- Um... I'm running away.
- Why?
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- I'm just not ready to have sex with you.
- Get in here.
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- Are you out of your mind?
- Uh, maybe. Yeah.
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- Why didn't you just say something?
- Oh, I thought it'd be easier to just...
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crawl through the bathroom
window, shimmy down a drainpipe
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- and take a bus home.
- You thought that'd be easier?
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Oh, come on, don't make me defend it.
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All right, fine.
Just tell me the truth.
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Is the problem me? Is it that
you just don't want to be with me?
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No, you're terrific. The
problem is me. I'm just too scared.
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Oh, Christy. Come here.
There's nothing to be scared of.
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- Yeah, there is.
- Name three things.
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Number one... you see me
naked and there's a couple of
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tattoos that will need
explaining. Number two...
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Should we start out simple,
guy on top, or do we go straight
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for Cirque du Soleil? Number three...
sounds. Should they be real,
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or should they be, "ooh, baby,
ooh, baby"? Number four...
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- Oh-oh, that's fine. Just wanted three.
- No, no, no, no.
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I'm just getting started.
Ooh, here's a good one... what if you can't do it?
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Who ends up crying in
the shower, me or you?
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Probably me.
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- I'm telling you, we're doomed.
- Wow.
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I've disappointed a few women
in my life, but this is my first
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- Doomsday scenario.
- Listen.
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The reason I'm not ready
to have sex with you
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is because I'm still figuring
out who I am, and until I do...
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- I don't think I can be in a relationship.
- So, what does that mean?
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It means we take a break.
[Sighs]
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- So, what, we'll just be, like, friends?
- Yeah. Friends.
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Oh, god. How do I always wind up being
friends with hot chicks? Unbelievable.
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- I'm sorry.
- That's okay.
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[Breathes deeply] All right,
friend. What do you say,
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you hungry? Want to
get some room service?
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- No, actually, I'm not hungry at all.
- Yeah, well, I'm starving.
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Hi, could you connect me
with room service, please?
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Oh, Adam, don't use food
to cover up your feelings.
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Shut up.
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[music]
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[Knocking]
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- Hello, Christy.
- Oh, hi. What a surprise.
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- We need to talk.
- We do?
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- Yes, we do. May I come in?
- Yeah, sure.
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Bonnie: I was wrong. I'd like
to have sex in a hotel bathrobe.
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Mom, this is "Clowdia."
Gabriel's wife.
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Oh, well.
Isn't it, uh, nice to meet you.
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- Hello.
- Got your back.
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- So... what's up?
- I confronted Gabriel about the affair.
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- Really? What did he say?
- He denied it. He said it was
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all in my imagination because
I have a drinking problem.
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And... do you believe him?
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- I do, I'm a mess.
- Yes, you are!
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- Can you help me?
- Yes, I can!
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- Wait, why me?
- Gabriel said you're a huge alcoholic
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- and it wrecked your life.
- He's right again!
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Bring it on in, sloppy.
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O.M.G.! Yeah!
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Bonnie: Aw, I wanted to hit her.
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