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Previously on Mom...
You have no right to tell me
who I can and cannot see!
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What are you saying,
we're not monogamous?
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Gabriel, you're married.
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We do it once a month,
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and I don't even take off
my T-shirt.
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I've been sober 118 days.
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Oh! Don't applaud for that.
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They've been the worst 118 days
of my life.
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Um... the only reason I'm here
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is because, uh, I didn't want
to turn into my mother.
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I mean, some mothers teach
their daughters how to bake,
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mine taught me how
to beat a cavity search
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and still feel like a lady.
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You doing all right?
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I... don't know.
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Excuse me.
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I can't believe this!
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Hey, you have to take some
of the responsibility
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for this pregnancy.
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We had the talk.
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I told her about abstinence,
condoms, everything.
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Did you mention oral sex
as a work-around?
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Oh, my God, it is my fault.
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Oh, God, I hate this part.
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Just be cool.
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I can barely walk
with all the crap
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you've taped
to my thighs.
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Well, there was another place
to hide it,
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but you're too dainty.
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I told you
that's exit only.
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Next, please.
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Here we go.
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Welcome back
to the United States.
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Is your trip for business
or pleasure?
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Pleasure.
Business.
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Business.
Pleasure.
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The point is,
we're thrilled to be back.
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God bless America!
Home of our ancestors!
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And the birthplace of jazz.
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Okay.
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Whose bag is this?
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My mom's.
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No, I'm pretty sure
that's yours, honey.
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See? It's got
your nametag right on it.
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Yeah, but that's
not my bag.
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Well, it certainly ain't mine,
muchacha.
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Well, what do we have here?
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Christy!
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How could you?!
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What?! This is not my bag,
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and I've never
seen that before!
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Oh, sweetheart, did prison
teach you nothing?
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I've never been to prison!
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Look, I don't want to tell you
how to do your job,
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but check her thighs--
their street value is $80,000.
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Mom!
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(gasps)
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(phone rings)
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What?!
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You sold me out to the Feds!
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Oh, honey...
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are you drinking again?
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No, I just dreamt
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that you and I were smuggling
drugs from Mexico,
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and when it went bad,
you made me take the fall!
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Oh, how awful.
It is!
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You know, when you were
a little girl
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and had a bad dream, I let you
crawl in bed with me
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until you felt safe.
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You did?
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I did.
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But now you're a fully grown
crazy person,
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so I'm just gonna hang up!
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Mom? Mom...?
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(sighs)
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Of all the things
to yell at my mother for,
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I had to pick the one
that didn't happen.
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Hey, Mom, I just wanted
to call and say I'm sorry
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for yelling at you.
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I know it was just a dream,
but it seemed so real.
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Hang on. I gotta spit.
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Anyway, call me back...
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unless you're gonna punish me
with silence, which is so you.
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Probably what you're doing
right now.
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Well, you know what?
It's not gonna work.
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I'm not gonna let you get
in my head.
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Go to hell!
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That's gonna come back
and bite me in the ass.
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Why aren't you dressed?
We're gonna be late.
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My underpants are crunchy.
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What do you mean, "crunchy"?
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I don't know what happened.
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They were soft yesterday.
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Oh, honey, you can't keep
wearing the same underwear.
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Put on some clean ones.
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I don't have any clean ones.
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And you're telling me this
five minutes
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before you have
to leave for school?
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I'm as surprised as you are.
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All right.
Let's go see
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if your sister has
a pair you can borrow.
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I'm not wearing
Violet's underpants!
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No one will know!
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I'll know.
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Violet, do you have
any old underwear
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Roscoe could wear?
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Seriously?
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You haven't screwed him up
enough?
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It's a yes or no question.
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So was mine.
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Forget it; I'll just buy him
some on the way to school.
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Ugh, that reminds me,
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I'm gonna need some money
for some new jeans.
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I'm, like, seriously
bloated lately.
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(mocking):
Violet, you're, like, seriously
pregnant lately.
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And you have a job.
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You want new jeans,
spend your own money.
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I'm not wasting
my money on fat pants.
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Oh, so you're okay
to waste mine?
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Well, I was hoping...
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Listen, Juno...
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...the minute you got pregnant,
life as you know it ended.
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It's time you got ready
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for the dream-sucking monster
which is about
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to shoot out
of your hoo-ha
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and gobble up your life!
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You're a horrible woman.
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And soon you'll be one, too!
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Ah, here.
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Clean underwear.
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I don't want to wear these.
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What's wrong with them?
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They have anchors.
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What's wrong with anchors?
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They're stupid.
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Oh, for God's sake,
it's just a design.
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It doesn't mean anything.
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Well, I like my underwear
to make sense.
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I'm not having
this conversation with you.
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Then who is?
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Excuse me, can my son
change in your bathroom?
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We don't have
a bathroom.
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Of course you have
a bathroom.
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Come on.
Help me out here.
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Sorry, it's not
for public use.
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Okay, look,
I'm in a hurry.
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I gotta get him to school.
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Can't you make
an exception?
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I don't make the rules.
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No, but you have a brain
and you could use it now
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to help my little boy put
on a pair of clean underpants!
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Mom, it's okay.
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I got this, Roscoe!
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I don't think you do.
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Why don't I just change
in the car?
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No, you are gonna change...
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right here!
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In the store?
I'm not an animal.
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Go ahead!
No one can see!
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Ma'am, he can't take his clothes
off in here.
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Want to bet?
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Take your clothes off in here.
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Please don't make me call
security.
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No, no, go ahead.
I want you to.
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In fact, I'll do it for you.
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Security! Nine-year-old
changing into anchor underpants
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in aisle eleven!
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Shoot to kill!
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You're a horrible woman.
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Oh, like I haven't heard that
today from some other bitch!
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(sweetly):
Go ahead, honey. Go on, change.
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So one regular coffee
and a latte.
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Mm-hmm.
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You know, sweetie,
you'd be so much prettier
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if you smiled once in a while.
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Excuse me?
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Show a little teeth.
Brighten the world up!
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I'm sorry; I'll-I'll
certainly give that a try.
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Try it now.
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There you go.
Was that so hard?
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It's amazing you got to teach
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a broad who works for tips
basic courtesy.
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(sighs)
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You look really pretty today.
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Did you change your hair?
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Bite me!
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Is it just me, or do crazy
waitresses give you a woody?
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Christy, right?
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Yeah. How'd you know my name?
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We met at your first meeting.
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I'm Marjorie.
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I'm sorry. I spent
most of that meeting crying
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and vomiting into my purse.
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And you wonder why
I remember your name.
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How's it going now?
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Well, got a new purse.
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Very nice.
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Unfortunately, that's
about the only thing
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I got going for me.
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Sorry to hear it.
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Did you ever have one
of those days
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where everyone you meet
is a gigantic ass?
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Everyone, huh?
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Yeah.
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My mom, my kids,
the people at work,
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even some idiot clerk
at the 99-Cent Store.
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Yeah, I've had days
like that,
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and you know what
I finally figured out?
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What?
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If everyone I meet's an ass,
maybe I'm the ass.
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Wait-- you're saying
I'm the problem?
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You're very quick.
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(mocking):
You're very quick.
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Oh, God, I am the ass.
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SUSAN:
Okay, everyone, I think we're
ready to get started.
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Please remember
there is no parking
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in the lot adjacent
to the building....
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You know, I get that I have to
take responsibility for my life,
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but you have no idea
what it was like
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growing up with my mother.
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I'm sure it was
a nightmare,
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but you're not
a child anymore.
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I know that,
but she makes me so mad!
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You got two options, sweetie:
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you can stay angry
at your mother
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and be miserable for
the rest of your life,
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or you can let it go
and be happy.
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SUSAN: The main doors
should stay closed
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during the meeting...
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Isn't there
a third option?
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Hi, Mom.
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Hello.
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Thanks for meeting me.
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Oh, sure.
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Um, listen,
I want to apologize
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for yelling at you
the other day.
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Mm-hmm.
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That's it?
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That's all
you're gonna say?
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"Mm-hmm"?
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Mm-hmm.
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(sighs)
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Anyway,
I feel terrible.
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Just "terrible"?
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What do you mean?
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Well, I would think
you'd feel ashamed, as well.
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Okay. Ashamed.
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Maybe a little dopey.
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Dopey, Doc and Sneezy.
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Are we good?
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I came in here good.
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Whatever.
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Let's just eat.
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Lunch is on me.
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It's my way of showing
I'm letting go of my anger.
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That's very
generous of you.
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Of course, if I were
flush with cash,
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I might buy my pregnant
daughter new jeans,
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but you're doing some
"tough love" thing-- I get it.
262
00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:17,268
You talked to Violet?
263
00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:19,804
She tweeted it.
264
00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:22,173
And did you defend me?
265
00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:24,843
Nope, I just retweeted
and moved on.
266
00:12:27,179 --> 00:12:28,179
Right there.
267
00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:29,547
That's where
my dream comes from.
268
00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:31,182
You never, ever
have my back.
269
00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:33,017
You always put your
needs ahead of mine.
270
00:12:33,019 --> 00:12:34,919
Well, I certainly
hope the salmon
271
00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:37,455
is more satisfying
than your apology.
272
00:12:39,091 --> 00:12:40,458
(growling)
273
00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:41,893
Don't growl, sweetheart;
274
00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:42,861
it's not very ladylike.
275
00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:49,234
Hey, buddy.
276
00:12:49,236 --> 00:12:51,936
I went and did
all your laundry,
277
00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:54,038
so you have nice,
fresh clothes for tomorrow.
278
00:12:57,109 --> 00:12:59,477
No need to thank me.
279
00:13:01,947 --> 00:13:05,216
Are you giving me
the cold, silent treatment,
280
00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:06,551
like your grandmother does?
281
00:13:06,553 --> 00:13:09,788
No, I'm doing a puzzle
and it's hard.
282
00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:15,760
You know, I'm really sorry
283
00:13:15,762 --> 00:13:18,496
I haven't been on top of
getting the laundry done.
284
00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:20,331
Or making sure
we have peanut butter.
285
00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:21,766
Oh, are we out of peanut butter?
286
00:13:21,768 --> 00:13:23,001
And jelly.
287
00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:24,502
Okay.
288
00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:26,004
And bread.
289
00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:29,140
Right.
290
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,609
(sighs)
291
00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:33,645
Hey, can I help?
292
00:13:33,647 --> 00:13:34,913
Sure.
293
00:13:34,915 --> 00:13:35,980
(groans)
294
00:13:39,852 --> 00:13:41,252
You know...
295
00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:43,021
I want you to know
296
00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:45,123
that I will always
be there for you,
297
00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:46,991
no matter what.
298
00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:49,427
Nothing you do could
make me love you less.
299
00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:51,996
Even if I grow up
to be like Dad?
300
00:13:52,932 --> 00:13:54,432
Oh, honey...
301
00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:55,967
the fact that
you're doing a puzzle
302
00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:57,602
means you won't
end up like your dad.
303
00:14:03,475 --> 00:14:04,475
How's the cheesecake?
304
00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:05,543
Awesome.
305
00:14:08,614 --> 00:14:09,781
Do you like it, Violet?
306
00:14:09,783 --> 00:14:10,815
It's your favorite.
307
00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:12,884
I tell you I don't
fit into my pants,
308
00:14:12,886 --> 00:14:14,752
so you buy me
cheesecake?
309
00:14:16,388 --> 00:14:18,957
I was just trying
to do something
nice for you.
310
00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:19,924
Whatever.
311
00:14:23,996 --> 00:14:27,999
You know, Violet...
312
00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:29,634
your mom's making
a real effort, here,
313
00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:31,536
and you're not giving
her much to work with.
314
00:14:33,672 --> 00:14:35,907
Are you taking her side?
315
00:14:36,742 --> 00:14:37,842
It's okay, Luke.
316
00:14:37,844 --> 00:14:38,910
No, no, no.
317
00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:42,046
There are no sides
when it comes to family.
318
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:43,281
We're a circle.
319
00:14:44,984 --> 00:14:46,217
Or a triangle...
320
00:14:48,187 --> 00:14:50,955
...but that would
have sides, so a circle.
321
00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:55,894
Luke, for your own sake,
stay out of this.
322
00:14:55,896 --> 00:14:56,928
Well, Christy,
I am this.
323
00:14:59,164 --> 00:15:00,531
You know, everyone
says you're all moody
324
00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:01,933
'cause you're pregnant,
but they're wrong.
325
00:15:01,935 --> 00:15:02,934
You've always been moody.
326
00:15:04,870 --> 00:15:06,404
Why don't you go
take out the garbage?
327
00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:07,505
Yes, dear.
328
00:15:10,709 --> 00:15:12,977
I learned to say that
from watching TV.
329
00:15:16,715 --> 00:15:17,782
Do you believe him?
330
00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:20,919
Yeah, that was pretty stupid.
331
00:15:20,921 --> 00:15:23,488
Do guys get smarter over time?
332
00:15:24,456 --> 00:15:26,057
Oh, honey...
333
00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:27,792
if they have the love
of a good woman,
334
00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:28,927
all things are possible...
335
00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:30,094
I'm sorry,
I can't lie to you.
336
00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:31,095
No.
337
00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:32,530
(laughs)
338
00:15:37,803 --> 00:15:38,870
Chef Rudy?
339
00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:40,972
Um...
340
00:15:40,974 --> 00:15:42,807
I want you to know
that I'm aware
341
00:15:42,809 --> 00:15:44,542
I've been kind of
bitchy lately,
342
00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:46,144
and I'm working on it.
343
00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:47,912
I'm trying to be
a better person.
344
00:15:47,914 --> 00:15:49,948
Appreciate
the sentiment.
345
00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:52,050
And good luck
with that.
346
00:15:53,819 --> 00:15:55,286
Thank you.
347
00:15:57,122 --> 00:15:58,823
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
348
00:16:02,928 --> 00:16:04,829
Gabriel,
you got a sec?
349
00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:06,397
Not if you're gonna
snap my head off.
350
00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:08,433
I'm really sorry
about that.
351
00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:10,068
I was having
a bad day, and...
352
00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:12,136
I didn't mean to take
it out on you.
353
00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:13,838
You don't deserve that.
354
00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:16,407
I miss you, too.
355
00:16:17,843 --> 00:16:19,010
Uh... no.
356
00:16:19,012 --> 00:16:20,178
That's not where
I'm going with this.
357
00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:22,547
I want to hold you
so much right now.
358
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,416
I'm trying to apologize,
359
00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:26,818
not turn you on.
360
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:29,053
Too late.
361
00:16:30,356 --> 00:16:32,657
Gabriel, listen to me.
362
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:35,159
You and I are done.
363
00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:36,194
Over.
364
00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:37,895
Finito.
365
00:16:48,807 --> 00:16:50,041
Excuse me. Miss?
366
00:16:52,111 --> 00:16:53,444
(speaks quietly)
367
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:03,154
I'm not sure
if you remember me...
368
00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:05,656
I remember.
369
00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:07,025
Yeah, I bet you do.
370
00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:08,726
I want to apologize.
371
00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:10,795
Your job's tough enough
without some jerk like me
372
00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:11,996
telling you to smile.
373
00:17:11,998 --> 00:17:14,065
Seriously?
374
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,035
Yeah, it's really
been eating at me.
375
00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:19,103
I-I hope you'll
accept my apology.
376
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,173
Yes.
377
00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:23,174
I do.
378
00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:25,376
Thanks so much.
379
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,078
You've really made my day.
380
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:29,147
Great.
381
00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:30,982
Have a nice lunch.
382
00:17:33,185 --> 00:17:35,953
I so wish I hadn't
spit in his latte.
383
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:41,059
Hi, Marjorie.
384
00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:43,561
Ah, there she is.
385
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,163
I just wanted
to thank you
386
00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:46,864
for talking to me
the other day.
387
00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:48,399
Your advice
really helped.
388
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:49,400
Oh, yeah?
389
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:50,401
Yeah.
390
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,170
Once I let go
of my anger,
391
00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:53,371
everyone suddenly
got nicer.
392
00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:54,372
Aw.
393
00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:55,606
Good for you.
394
00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:57,041
Anger is a luxury
395
00:17:57,043 --> 00:17:58,609
people like us
cannot afford.
396
00:17:58,611 --> 00:17:59,844
Hi, sweetie.
397
00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:01,079
Hi, Mom.
398
00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:06,017
Do you two
know each other?
399
00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:09,020
We've, uh...
400
00:18:09,022 --> 00:18:10,455
crossed paths.
401
00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:14,926
Hello, Marjorie.
402
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,161
Bonnie.
403
00:18:19,298 --> 00:18:20,798
Marjorie made cookies.
404
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,867
Thanks for
the warning.
405
00:18:26,071 --> 00:18:28,239
Good-bye, Marjorie.
406
00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:29,307
Bonnie.
407
00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:33,444
That's your mother?
408
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,146
Yeah.
409
00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:37,448
No wonder you drank.
410
00:18:51,063 --> 00:18:52,530
Uh...
411
00:18:54,166 --> 00:18:57,101
Excuse me, could I talk
to you for second?
412
00:18:57,103 --> 00:18:59,470
Look, lady, I don't
want any problems.
413
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:00,771
No, no, no.
414
00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:03,107
I came here to apologize.
415
00:19:03,109 --> 00:19:05,343
I was very rude the other day.
416
00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:06,811
Oh.
417
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:09,814
Anyway, there's no excuse
for it, but, um...
418
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:11,516
once again, I'm sorry.
419
00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:13,317
Wow, I've been
working here six years
420
00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:14,652
and this has
never happened.
421
00:19:15,954 --> 00:19:17,155
(choked up):
People come in,
422
00:19:17,157 --> 00:19:18,623
they just treat you
like you're nothing,
423
00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:20,291
and then...
424
00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:21,993
go about their business,
425
00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:25,129
buying cotton balls
and tube socks.
426
00:19:25,131 --> 00:19:29,333
Well, you do get a lot of
tube sock for your money here.
427
00:19:30,302 --> 00:19:32,970
But you came back
to apologize.
428
00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:34,772
To be fair,
429
00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:36,874
I also needed toenail clippers.
430
00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:39,210
It doesn't matter.
431
00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:41,279
Thank you.
432
00:19:43,315 --> 00:19:44,949
Okay. Okay.
433
00:19:45,551 --> 00:19:47,852
Geoff...
434
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,122
Hey...
435
00:19:51,124 --> 00:19:52,356
can I use your
bathroom now?
436
00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:52,389
Please don't exploit
our friendship.
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