Original subtitles

- Mum! - Mum!

- Dad! - Dad!

- Bingo! - Bingo!

- Bluey! - Bluey!

This episode of Bluey is called "Show and Tell".

Bluey, eat your sausage. Oh, yeah. G'day.

I'm calling about the surfboard you got for sale.

♪ Do-do, dee-do-dee-do ♪

Bluey. Sausage.

Yep. 16 Pelton Drive. Got it.

Okay. See you soon. Yes!

- Are you buying a surfboard? - Yep.

You want to come with me to pick it up?

- Yeah! - Then eat your sausage.

Aww.

Dad, why do you boss us around all the time?

- I don't boss you around. - Yes, you do.

You're always saying "Do this" and "Do that."

That's true. You do.

- Didn't we cover this already? - Uh, no.

Yeah, we did. Remember?

Your invisible friend Tina beat me up,

and we all learned that when I tell you to do something,

I'm trying to help you.

- I didn't learn that. - Me neither.

Really? That's disappointing.

- Morning. - Mom!

Bingo!

You ready to practice you show-and-tell for tomorrow?

Um, okay.

- Hello, everybody. - Hello, Bingo!

Um, I have a crab claw.

It's called show and tell, Bingo.

I'm good at the showing bit, but not good at the telling bit.

Pro tip, keep it simple.

Kids switch off if you talk too long.

Maybe you could talk about how crabs have an exoskeleton

as opposed to an endoskeleton. You see...

Blah, blah, blah, blah, skeleton,

blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,

mitochondria. Make sense?

- No. - See?

Mm.

Can I have some tomato sauce, please?

- Yup. - Thanks.

Hey, what's that tomato sauce?

Oh, uh, this is my tomato sauce.

Well, whose is this tomato sauce?

- That's your tomato sauce. - What's the difference

between my tomato sauce and your tomato sauce?

Yours is a healthy one. It's got less sugar in it.

Oh.

- Can I taste your tomato sauce? - Oh, well. Okay. Just a taste.

Aah! I want this tomato sauce!

No, mate, that one's yours.

But yours tastes beautiful!

I want to try!

Eat the healthy one. End of.

This is beautiful!

Why don't you get the good one and we get the disgusting one?

- Uh... - Looks like Dad's good

at telling, but not good at showing.

- Mm. - Please?

- Nope. - Aww.

That's it. I'm going to count all the time

he bossed us around.

Great. Do it while you eat your sausage.

Ah. "Eat your sausage." Bossing around number one.

Number one.

Don't talk with your mouth full.

- That's two. - Oh, man.

Oh, this is the good stuff.

- Hey! - Hey!

All right, squirts, let's get going.

"Let's get going." That's three.

"Let's get going"? That's not bossing you around.

- Yes, it is. - Sheesh. You run a tight ship.

- Seat belts. - Four.

Oh, come on. Telling you to put seat belts on

- is not bossing you around. - Yes, it is.

- Okay, look here-- -"Look here." That's five.

The thing is--

Oh, uh, hang on a sec.

-"Hang on a sec." Six. - Hey, SatNav,

give me directions to 16 Pelton Drive.

Now he's bossing SatNav around.

- Okay, listen-- - Seven.

Let me explain something to you.

What you're calling bossing around, I call,

blah, blah, blah, cleaning toilets,

blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,

solitary confinement. Does that make sense?

- No. - Why not?

Too much telling. Kids switch off if you talk too long.

Ah, well, you need to clean your ears out.

"Clean your ears out." That's eight.

Are we almost at your surfboard?

Not yet. Just be patient.

"Be patient." Nine.

Oh, man. I'm done with this game.

In 50 meters, turn left.

- No. - Huh?

Turn left here. - No, I don't want to.

- Dad, what are you doing? - Did you just say no to SatNav?

Turn left, turn right.

I'm sick of it telling me what to do.

Proceed to the route. - You proceed to the route.

I do what I want.

- You can't ignore SatNav. - Watch me.

But she's trying to help you find your surfboard.

She's bossing me around. That's what she's doing.

If you ignore SatNav,

you're going to get lost.

Well, we'll see.

Turn right here. No.

Continue straight for-- No, I don't think so, love.

Do a U-turn. Nah, I'm good.

Proceed to the route.

Statue World! Is your surfboard here?

No. I think we're lost.

We told you!

How am I going to find my surfboard?

You just have to do what SatNav says.

- Really? - Yes!

Even though she's bossing me around?

Yes. She's doing it for a good reason.

Okay, let's give it a go.

Bye, Statue World.

In 50 meters, turn right.

Now, turn right like she says.

This better work.

Turn left here. Well, I just--

Dad! Okay.

Continue straight. If you say so.

You have arrived. - Hey!

Look! Your surfboard!

- Whoa. It worked. - I told you!

I'm sorry, SatNav.

That is okay.

Whoa. What do you got there?

- It's a crab claw. - Oh, yeah.

Look, it's from a blue coral crab.

- Ooh. - Hey, watch this.

Yeah!

Can I have a turn?

Hey, Bluey, throw that strap back to me, will ya?

Yes, Dad.

Oh, as long as that's not bossing you around.

No, it's fine.

Ah, that's it.

- Hello, everybody. - Hi, Bingo!

For show and tell, I've brought a crab claw.

It's from the blue coral crab.

Oh, and it does this.

- Pinch! - Aah!

Again!