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- Mum! - Mum!

- Dad! - Dad!

- Bingo! - Bingo!

- Bluey! - Bluey!

Oh, yeah.

Shake it, Bluey.

Oh, why did you stop?

I don't like this part of the song.

You got to take the good with the bad, kid.

- Huh? - Huh?

Why is their forks in the spoon bit?

The same reason all the cupboards are left open,

there's an apron in the sink, and the fridge doors never shut.

Your dad.

Does that mean you don't like Dad?

- What? - Well, you're saying that

because the cupboard doors--

How's it going, single ladies?

- Hey, Dad! - Hey, Dad!

Oh. Hey, morning, kids.

How was your run, sweetheart?

- Unh-unh. - Unh-unh.

- What? - He's not yours anymore.

He's ours.

Yeah, he belongs to us.

But I want a smoochy kiss.

No, you can't have him.

What? Why not?

You said you don't like him

because he leaves the cupboard doors open.

- What?! - I never.

Come here. Give me a smoochy--

- He's ours. - He's ours.

He's mine.

- Never. - Ladies, ladies.

There's plenty to go around.

Bingo, egg beat her.

Oh, yeah,

Egg beater!

Bingo!

Boom! Ya, ya, ya!

- Ya! - Ah!

Whisker time!

Whisky, whisky, whisk.

Sauce pan shield.

Bingo, get dad out of here.

Okay. Come here, you.

Ah. Okay, very good.

Dad is ours forever now.

Ya!

Well, good luck with that.

This episode of "Bluey" is called "Smoochy Kiss."

This way, this way.

Keep him off of Mom, Bingo.

She just wants a smoochy kiss.

No more smoochy kisses for her.

Yeah, You belong to us.

Alright. So, am I still married?

We'll figure that out later,

but now we have to get you somewhere safe.

Yeah, come with--

Eww. Your armpit is leaking.

Eww. So is this one?

Yeah, I've just been for a run.

Okay, well, just keep your arms down, please.

Alright.

- Come on. - Check for Mum, Bingo.

She could be hiding.

Okay.

Hmm...

Eww! Dad, what's that?

Huh? Oh, looks like gravy.

- Eww! - Yep, gravy.

She's not here. I looked everywhere.

- Yarh! - No!

Smoochy kiss.

- Run! - Me as well?

- Yes! - Okay.

I just want a smoochy kiss.

Come on.

Hey, kids, I actually need the toilet.

What? No way. It's too risky.

Oh. Well, your Mum lets me go to the toilet.

Okay?

- It's clear. - Okay.

Do your business and do it quickly.

- Yes, boss. - And peeing only.

- Deal. - I'll stay here.

Bingo, you guard outside.

Okay.

Oh, that's it.

Keep your eye out for Mum.

She'll do anything for a smoochy kiss.

Can't say I blame her.

Are you almost finished?

Almost.

Aw!

Oh, dog cake.

What happened?

Nothing.

Why are you hoping?

I peed on my foot.

Why did you pee on your foot?!

I wasn't paying attention.

Why not?

I was trying to pull a nice hair out.

You got hairs in your nose?

That's disgusting.

Welcome to middle age, kid.

What are you doing now?!

What's it look like?

I'm washing the pee off my foot.

- But that's the laundry tub. - So?

It's not for washing pee off your foot.

Well, it is now.

Is everything alright?

Huh?

I don't remember that box being there.

Oh, well. Bluey!

Hey, did that box move?

This is outrageous.

Toughen up, kid.

That's my shirt!

Ah, you hardly wear it.

Bluey, are you sure everything's o--

This box is definitely getting--

The box is eating me!

Oh, no, it's Mum. She's here.

Alright. Where to, boss?

Um, okay, look.

You still belong to us,

but you have to promise not to do any more disgusting things.

Okay, I promise.

No more disgusting things.

Good, let's go.

Hang on, one more.

Bluey, what is it?

Dad did a fluffy!

Oh, he sure did.

Let me in the box!

- Ah-ha! - Quick, Mum.

Now's your chance for a smoochy kiss.

Oh, right.

No, Mum, don't go near him.

What? Why?

It's not safe.

Oh, Bandit.

- Oof, it's traveling. - Come on.

We have to get you out of here.

Smoochy, smoochy, smoochy.

We have to hide you.

Oh, don't be silly.

Smoochy, smoochy, smoochy

- Stand back. - Watch out, Bandit.

She's got Basil.

But I want a smoochy kiss.

- No! - No!

Just a small one.

No, I've got news for you.

That guy is disgusting.

- Yeah. - What are you talking about?

Okay, first. He eats his own gravy stains.

- True. - True.

His armpits are stinky.

- Correct. - Correct.

His nose is hairy.

- Very hairy. - Very hairy.

He does fluffy.

- Stinky fluffies. - Stinky fluffies.

And he peed on his own foot.

Oh, that's a new one.

It's not actually.

He's a grub.

Kids, I'm used to all that.

- What?! - What?!

You gotta take the good with the bad.

Yeah, your Mum's no bunch of roses either.

You ever smelt her breath in the morning?

- No. - No.

And that's before I've had my sardines.

- Eww! - Eww!

And that's just one of a long list

of disgusting things that...

I will keep to myself.

Kids, if you're going to belong to someone,

you better toughened up.

You can [gags] keep each other.

- Works for me. - Works for me.