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- McCoy said I should go ahead
and look at egg donors.
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It's weird doing it online.
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- Okay, ultrasound's at 9:00.
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Upper East Side,
that's half hour.
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I'll get up at 7:30.
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Ugh.
I should wash my hair, though.
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6:30.
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That ain't the end
they'll be looking at.
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7:15.
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Oh, God.
Should I get a wax?
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Why should I start now?
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- One of these women is gonna
provide half of my child's DNA,
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and it's nothing
but bios and selfies.
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It's like Tinder,
only you want to get
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knocked up on the first date.
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- Ooh, the doctor's next
to that deli
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where they think
my name is Grape.
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- What do I even
look for in a donor?
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- Whitefish salad.
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Can I even eat that?
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Pregnant women, smoked fish.
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Please, please, please.
Oh, come on.
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- Here's a good one.
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Went to Yale,
plays the lute,
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studies medieval folklore.
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So smart, musical,
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and secure enough to be
alone on a Saturday night.
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I can work with that.
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- I can't be the oldest woman
in history
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who's ever done this,
right?
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- Oh, and she's tall.
McCoy will like that.
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Okay, move to cart.
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Wow.
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I'm shopping for people.
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Now I get why
Karen likes it so much.
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- Ha! A woman in India
had a baby at 72,
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and there's a video.
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Oh, my God.
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This is like the worst episode
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of "The Golden Girls."
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- And done.
Got my X chromosome plus tax.
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Take that, Mother Nature.
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Sorry,
I was a little distracted.
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- Me, too.
both: What were you saying?
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It's noth--you go.
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No, you go.
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It's late.
Good night.
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[upbeat trumpet
and piano music]
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♪
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- Jackie, get in here.
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- Now, now, now,
batting, batting, batting,
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me, me, me.
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Kare, check out my uniform
from Little League.
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- And by Little League,
you mean...
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- A gay costume party I went to
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dressed as a closeted
baseball player.
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[shouts]
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- A round brick?
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- I think it's a baseball,
Karen.
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And it has words on it.
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- It's from
my ex-brother-in-law,
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Danley Walker.
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Sorry about the window,
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but the number you gave me
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was actually a hotline for men
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who are into diaper play.
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Very funny,
but the joke's on you.
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You're going to be
the worst owner
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of the Blattsville
Millstones in his--
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- Tory.
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Two of two.
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- That bastard.
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He stuck me
with this loser team,
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but he's right.
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I am gonna be embarrassed.
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There's so much
I don't know about baseball,
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like is third base
boobs, or oral?
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- It depends.
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Are we talking
gay or straight bases?
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Because we're dealing
with different equipment.
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- That's right.
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You guys have two bats,
four balls, no boobs.
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- So our bases are smoochos,
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handos, blowjos,
and backdos.
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- Fascinating.
And that's why you're my
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Director of Baseball
Operations.
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But we gotta focus on ideas.
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Oh, honey, if I fail at this,
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Danley's never
gonna get off my back
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till he's on my front.
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- Okay, let me think.
Let me just think.
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Let me think.
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Oh, I got it.
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Two words.
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Rhinestones.
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- One word.
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I'm listening.
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- Delivery.
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- Come in.
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I ordered some brain food
to help us think.
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- Ooh, I was wondering if we
were ever gonna take a break.
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- Oh, my God.
I know you.
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You ruined my life.
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- Honey,
you're gonna have to be
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a lot more specific
than that.
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Wait,
if you're Lori Loughlin's kid,
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I told her no one would buy you
as a varsity rower.
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- You ordered a MAGA cake
from my bakery.
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It sent my life
into a death spiral.
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But now, I push muffins door
to door in office buildings.
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Hakuna matata!
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- Wait, I remember you.
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Grace and Karen
turned your bakery
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into a hub for neo-Nazis.
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Hey, how's that going?
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- Well, it's closed now
because it's been officially
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designated a hate space,
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so now I bake
in my studio apartment.
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I mix the batter in the tub.
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- Jackie, what if we change
the name of the team?
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Instead of the Millstones,
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we find a name
America will love,
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like the Racist Jokes.
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- Are you talking about
the Blattsville Millstones?
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- What if it was something
to do with the Met Gala?
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Like maybe the...
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Mets.
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- How has no one
thought of that?
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- Oh, and you can move the team
from Blattsville into the city.
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- You can't do that.
I'm from Blattsville.
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I've loved the Millstones
my whole life.
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- How does that relate
to anything we're doing here?
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- Every Friday night,
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my dad and I would sit
behind the visitor's dugout
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and razz the other team.
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Nice catch, beard face!
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They're my fondest memories...
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until the day
he was killed by a foul ball.
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I'll never forget
his last words.
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"I got it."
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- Honey, what I'm getting
from this story is...
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your dad couldn't catch.
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But right now,
we're trying to find
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a way to help the team win.
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- Well, if it were up to me,
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I'd have a shift
against lefties,
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trade Gonzalez,
and get a backstop
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who can control
the running game.
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But even when they lose,
I bleed brown and rust.
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- Almost stranger,
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I wish your mouth
were like your bakery:
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Closed.
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.
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- I'm heading to the doctor.
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Tell me I have nothing
to worry about.
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- Grace, you have nothing
to worry about--
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- How could you say that?
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I'm 3,000 years old.
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My baby is in there
coughing on dust bunnies.
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- I keep picturing cobwebs
and creaky door sounds.
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- So now I'm not just old,
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I'm haunted.
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- I was--no--I was just...
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Think maybe you're spinning out
of control just a little bit?
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- Absolutely not.
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Where'd I put my purse?
Where'd I put my keys?
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- Sweetie, sweetie,
sweetie, sweetie.
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Purse.
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Keys.
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Look, the hard part's
kind of done.
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You're already pregnant.
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Me, on the other hand,
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I still gotta find
an egg donor,
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and a surrogate
to carry the baby.
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- Online shopping.
Your favorite thing.
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Use your credit card.
You can get the egg and miles.
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- You think this is easy?
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I gotta get McCoy's sperm
from halfway across the globe
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so somebody in a lab
can mix it with mine
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into what is fast
turning into
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the world's most expensive
Jamba Juice.
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Not exactly as beautiful
as your process.
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- Oh, yeah,
mine's a freaking fairy tale.
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"Beauty and the Three
Beasts She Slept With."
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And now, I'm cursed to wear
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elastic-waist jeans
the rest of my life.
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- Please. I've seen you
wear sweatpants to a funeral.
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You're acting
as if you're the first woman
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in history to be pregnant.
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- I am so sorry
that you and your loving fiancé
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are having such a hard time
picking out your designer kid.
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- "Designer kid"?
Wow, that was rude.
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Grace, this is my life,
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and it's serious and stressful.
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- For me, too.
Have you even been listening?
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- Yeah, I have,
and it sounds like
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you're lashing out at me 'cause
I'm the one with the boyfriend.
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- This has nothing to do
with me being single.
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I am terrified,
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and my best friend
keeps dismissing me
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while I'm going through
scariest thing
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I've ever been through
in my entire life.
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Oh. Damn it.
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- Oh.
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- Hope I'm not
interrupting anything.
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- Danley Walker.
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You're a sight for cold sores.
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- You look as lovely as ever,
like Helen of Troy,
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but with a rack that launched
a thousand motorboats.
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- Your Trojan horse
will never pass my gates.
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- What if I told you
you didn't have to do
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this interview?
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I'll take this crappy team
off your hands.
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All you have to do
is go on one date with me.
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- Hm.
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- I mean, you have to put out.
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I'm not doing this
to split some Korean barbecue.
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- As if I would ever eat.
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I don't need your help, Danley.
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Because I've got big ideas
for this baseball team,
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ideas that are gonna
turn the Batman Wheat Thins
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into the winningest team
this side of the who cares.
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- Sounds like
you made your bed.
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Last chance
to let me lie in it.
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- As if I would ever...
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make a bed.
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- Mr. Walker, are we ready?
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Hi, Mrs. Walker.
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I'm Lucy Newman
from "The Times."
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- Hello, Newman.
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- I'm not gonna pull
any punches with this piece.
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You've got a team in disarray.
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Do you have any plan
to turn this team around?
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- Oh, I do.
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I have a three-part plan.
Very happy about part one.
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All of my players
are going to be bejeweled
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from head to toe.
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Even their jock straps.
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Of course, we won't see them,
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but I've always felt
that a little something pretty
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underneath
gives you confidence.
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- How will the players move?
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- Honey, that's what
the steroids are for.
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- This keeps
getting better and better.
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It's like the political
legacy of Paul Ryan.
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- Hi, sorry.
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I'm just here
to pick up my catering cart.
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Oh, just ignore me.
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- Honey, that's something you
never need to say to anyone.
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- Ms. Walker,
is there anything
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to keep me from writing that
you're just another rich owner
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who's gonna run this team
into the ground?
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- Oh, oh, she's got nothing.
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And tomorrow morning,
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when Stanley and I
read the story--
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00:11:41,570 --> 00:11:43,441
- Stanley's in on this?
258
00:11:43,485 --> 00:11:44,878
- I haven't seen
Stanley this happy
259
00:11:44,921 --> 00:11:49,143
since he learned
you could deep-fry a whole cow.
260
00:11:49,186 --> 00:11:53,538
- I am not going to give
my ex-husband the satisfaction.
261
00:11:53,582 --> 00:11:55,323
I've got other ideas.
262
00:11:55,366 --> 00:11:56,672
Better ideas.
263
00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:57,760
- What are they?
264
00:11:58,935 --> 00:11:59,893
- Hey.
265
00:11:59,936 --> 00:12:01,198
- Oh, sorry.
I need to--
266
00:12:01,242 --> 00:12:02,156
- Can't you see
I'm in the middle
267
00:12:02,199 --> 00:12:04,811
of stalling for time?
268
00:12:05,812 --> 00:12:07,770
- Why is she
looking at me like that?
269
00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:10,512
- She said something smart
about baseball.
270
00:12:10,555 --> 00:12:13,341
- I feel like
she's going to hit me.
271
00:12:14,821 --> 00:12:17,824
- She has a face
you want to hit.
272
00:12:17,867 --> 00:12:20,522
- Why didn't she listen
to me about the Millstones?
273
00:12:20,565 --> 00:12:21,871
If they just shift
against lefties,
274
00:12:21,915 --> 00:12:22,872
trade Gonzalez--
275
00:12:22,916 --> 00:12:24,482
- Now I remember.
276
00:12:24,526 --> 00:12:27,181
Take it away, mouth.
277
00:12:27,224 --> 00:12:29,009
We're gonna shift
against lefties,
278
00:12:29,052 --> 00:12:30,662
trade Gonzalez,
279
00:12:30,706 --> 00:12:33,013
and get a backstop that can
control the running game.
280
00:12:33,056 --> 00:12:34,579
When we do that,
281
00:12:34,623 --> 00:12:38,627
the Millstones are gonna
get all the way to the top.
282
00:12:38,670 --> 00:12:40,672
- That actually sounds good.
283
00:12:40,716 --> 00:12:41,717
You were wrong.
284
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:44,807
She's not
the worst owner in sports.
285
00:12:44,851 --> 00:12:45,939
- [grunts]
286
00:12:45,982 --> 00:12:49,769
That was so hot.
287
00:12:49,812 --> 00:12:51,553
And specific.
288
00:12:51,596 --> 00:12:52,859
Where did that even
come from?
289
00:12:52,902 --> 00:12:56,123
- It came from me,
because I am better at this
290
00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:58,212
than you or any other man.
291
00:12:58,255 --> 00:12:59,648
Because I'm a
blah-blah woman
292
00:12:59,691 --> 00:13:01,693
in a something-something
world.
293
00:13:03,434 --> 00:13:06,786
And I will not be
whatever it is.
294
00:13:11,007 --> 00:13:11,225
.
295
00:13:11,268 --> 00:13:12,139
[cell phone chimes]
296
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,260
[cell phone chimes]
297
00:13:51,743 --> 00:13:53,745
- Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi.
298
00:13:53,789 --> 00:13:55,356
Ms. Adler.
299
00:13:55,399 --> 00:13:56,574
Dr. Saperstein.
300
00:13:56,618 --> 00:13:57,662
- Hi.
- Hi.
301
00:13:57,706 --> 00:13:59,142
So before we
do the ultrasound,
302
00:13:59,186 --> 00:14:01,188
is there anybody else
we should be waiting for?
303
00:14:01,231 --> 00:14:03,146
- Nope. Nobody.
No fathers, no best friends,
304
00:14:03,190 --> 00:14:04,626
no gay roommates, just me.
305
00:14:04,669 --> 00:14:08,151
- Okay,
that's a lot to unpack.
306
00:14:08,195 --> 00:14:11,067
Look, it's perfectly normal
to be stressed.
307
00:14:11,111 --> 00:14:12,590
And that's why
I'm here to answer
308
00:14:12,634 --> 00:14:14,201
any questions or concerns,
309
00:14:14,244 --> 00:14:16,681
and to make you feel
calm and relaxed.
310
00:14:16,725 --> 00:14:18,422
- Thank you.
That is exactly what--
311
00:14:18,466 --> 00:14:19,423
[cell phone chimes]
312
00:14:19,467 --> 00:14:21,077
- Oh.
313
00:14:21,121 --> 00:14:23,079
I'm so sorry.
My husband's in the lobby.
314
00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:25,473
I just need to step out
for one second.
315
00:14:25,516 --> 00:14:27,083
- Sure.
316
00:14:27,127 --> 00:14:29,956
It's nice
that he visits you at work.
317
00:14:31,131 --> 00:14:33,742
- You son of a bitch!
318
00:14:33,785 --> 00:14:37,398
How dare you come to my place
of work after what you did?
319
00:14:37,441 --> 00:14:40,096
No, no, you don't get to talk.
I talk.
320
00:14:40,140 --> 00:14:41,489
Now I have to go in
and comfort
321
00:14:41,532 --> 00:14:44,927
a shockingly old patient
right now.
322
00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:47,582
Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi.
323
00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:49,976
Okay, let's get started.
324
00:14:50,019 --> 00:14:50,977
- Are you okay?
325
00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:52,369
- Oh, I'm fine.
326
00:14:52,413 --> 00:14:54,502
But you know what?
This is about you.
327
00:14:54,545 --> 00:14:57,113
And sometimes when I feel
particularly stressed,
328
00:14:57,157 --> 00:14:59,159
I like to focus on my breath.
329
00:14:59,202 --> 00:15:00,769
Let's do it together, okay?
330
00:15:00,812 --> 00:15:01,813
Let's take a deep breath.
331
00:15:01,857 --> 00:15:04,773
And...
[inhales loudly]
332
00:15:04,816 --> 00:15:05,992
[cell phone chimes]
333
00:15:07,732 --> 00:15:08,951
Oh, my God.
334
00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:10,822
I'll be right back.
I'm so sorry.
335
00:15:10,866 --> 00:15:12,476
- Can I exhale?
- Yeah, whatever.
336
00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:13,695
- [exhales loudly]
337
00:15:13,738 --> 00:15:15,044
- Up yours, Albert.
338
00:15:15,088 --> 00:15:17,655
You do not
get to text me anymore.
339
00:15:17,699 --> 00:15:21,659
You want to send a text,
you send it to your whore.
340
00:15:21,703 --> 00:15:23,487
- Breathe out.
341
00:15:23,531 --> 00:15:25,185
- Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi.
342
00:15:25,228 --> 00:15:26,664
So sorry.
343
00:15:26,708 --> 00:15:27,665
- Okay, I think I should go.
344
00:15:27,709 --> 00:15:28,840
- Sit!
345
00:15:28,884 --> 00:15:30,538
Sorry, sorry,
sorry, sorry, sorry.
346
00:15:30,581 --> 00:15:32,801
Why don't you lay back?
347
00:15:32,844 --> 00:15:34,324
- Um...
348
00:15:34,368 --> 00:15:36,413
you know, I don't know if this
is the right time,
349
00:15:36,457 --> 00:15:40,548
but I really just need someone
to tell me--promise me,
350
00:15:40,591 --> 00:15:42,506
that everything is okay,
351
00:15:42,550 --> 00:15:45,988
because, you know,
being pregnant at my age
352
00:15:46,032 --> 00:15:48,208
and all those
really scary statistics,
353
00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:49,992
I'm just--
I'm kind of freaking out.
354
00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:52,603
- [sobbing]
355
00:15:56,738 --> 00:15:58,087
- Dr. Saperstein?
356
00:15:58,131 --> 00:16:00,437
- [continues sobbing]
357
00:16:00,481 --> 00:16:03,049
- All right, all right,
come here.
358
00:16:06,443 --> 00:16:07,488
Okay.
359
00:16:10,926 --> 00:16:13,537
- I'm having a feeling, poodle.
360
00:16:13,581 --> 00:16:15,713
It's more than just
the satisfaction
361
00:16:15,757 --> 00:16:17,498
of proving Danley wrong.
362
00:16:17,541 --> 00:16:19,152
It's a tingly thing,
363
00:16:19,195 --> 00:16:22,198
like a spark inside of me.
364
00:16:22,242 --> 00:16:25,462
Could it be
a sense of purpose?
365
00:16:26,942 --> 00:16:31,120
Is this what
lady scientists feel?
366
00:16:32,078 --> 00:16:33,383
- Sorry, me again.
367
00:16:33,427 --> 00:16:35,559
No, that's not how
I practiced it.
368
00:16:35,603 --> 00:16:36,734
Come in confident.
369
00:16:36,778 --> 00:16:39,433
Don't yell at me.
I'm trying.
370
00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:43,480
Ding!
371
00:16:43,524 --> 00:16:44,786
Sorry, me again.
372
00:16:44,829 --> 00:16:46,048
Here's the thing.
373
00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:48,311
I know baseball,
I love the Millstones,
374
00:16:48,355 --> 00:16:50,487
and I gave you the ideas
that helped you save the team,
375
00:16:50,531 --> 00:16:51,749
so you should
do the right thing
376
00:16:51,793 --> 00:16:53,142
and hire me.
377
00:16:53,186 --> 00:16:55,753
- I haven't done
the right thing my whole life,
378
00:16:55,797 --> 00:16:57,016
and I'm not about to start now.
379
00:16:57,059 --> 00:16:58,974
- Karen.
380
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,410
Can I see you in my office,
please?
381
00:17:00,454 --> 00:17:01,542
- Oh.
382
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:06,547
- Look, you're a proud,
confident lady
383
00:17:06,590 --> 00:17:10,333
with great legs and a bold,
red lip.
384
00:17:10,377 --> 00:17:11,378
And...
385
00:17:11,421 --> 00:17:13,510
so am I.
386
00:17:13,554 --> 00:17:15,947
But I think we both know
what we need to do here.
387
00:17:15,991 --> 00:17:17,427
- We do?
388
00:17:17,471 --> 00:17:18,211
I mean...
389
00:17:18,254 --> 00:17:20,996
I know.
Do you?
390
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,303
Why don't you tell me,
and then I'll tell you
391
00:17:23,346 --> 00:17:25,261
whether you got it
right or not?
392
00:17:25,305 --> 00:17:27,263
- We don't know anything
about baseball--
393
00:17:27,307 --> 00:17:29,744
- Baseball, nothing.
I know you're a catcher.
394
00:17:31,659 --> 00:17:33,269
- She's followed the Millstones
her whole life--
395
00:17:33,313 --> 00:17:36,751
- Millstones, dead dad.
Funny.
396
00:17:36,794 --> 00:17:38,796
- And if you really
want to stick it to Danley--
397
00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:40,102
- Stick it, Danley.
398
00:17:40,146 --> 00:17:41,843
Kind of cute
in the right lighting.
399
00:17:41,886 --> 00:17:43,105
[gasps]
400
00:17:43,149 --> 00:17:47,327
both: We need to hire her.
401
00:17:48,241 --> 00:17:50,156
- Thank you for waiting.
She'll see you now.
402
00:17:52,462 --> 00:17:55,639
- So you're suggesting
that I give you a job,
403
00:17:55,683 --> 00:17:58,120
or an unpaid internship,
404
00:17:58,164 --> 00:17:59,948
where you come up
with great baseball ideas
405
00:17:59,991 --> 00:18:01,602
that I take credit for.
406
00:18:01,645 --> 00:18:04,344
- That's not exactly--
- Don't negotiate past "yes."
407
00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:13,570
.
408
00:18:13,614 --> 00:18:15,006
- Will.
409
00:18:15,050 --> 00:18:16,269
- Hey.
410
00:18:16,312 --> 00:18:17,792
I did bring you flowers,
411
00:18:17,835 --> 00:18:19,446
but I had to give them
to the woman next door
412
00:18:19,489 --> 00:18:21,970
when I walked in on her.
413
00:18:22,013 --> 00:18:23,972
I was guessing
which room you were in.
414
00:18:24,015 --> 00:18:26,148
I guessed wrong.
415
00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:27,410
- Well,
every woman loves flowers.
416
00:18:27,454 --> 00:18:28,759
- Yeah.
417
00:18:28,803 --> 00:18:30,457
I don't think
she's gonna like the card
418
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:34,591
about dust bunnies
in her uterus.
419
00:18:34,635 --> 00:18:36,158
- That's funny.
420
00:18:38,639 --> 00:18:39,944
You came.
421
00:18:39,988 --> 00:18:41,598
- Couldn't let
my best friend go through
422
00:18:41,642 --> 00:18:45,689
one of the scariest days
of her life by herself.
423
00:18:47,517 --> 00:18:49,171
- I'm sorry for what I said.
424
00:18:49,215 --> 00:18:50,477
You're going through something,
too.
425
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:51,478
I know that.
426
00:18:51,521 --> 00:18:53,349
- No, I'm sorry.
427
00:18:53,393 --> 00:18:55,308
It's my job
to know what you need,
428
00:18:55,351 --> 00:18:56,744
and I dropped the ball.
429
00:18:56,787 --> 00:18:58,789
I mean, the second those Beasts
knocked up Beauty,
430
00:18:58,833 --> 00:19:00,878
I should've been there.
431
00:19:00,922 --> 00:19:04,099
- You're my knight in shining
pink Under Armour.
432
00:19:05,883 --> 00:19:08,321
I just can't shake the feeling
that any appointment
433
00:19:08,364 --> 00:19:10,410
could be the one when they
tell me that it's all over.
434
00:19:10,453 --> 00:19:11,715
- Okay, sweetie.
435
00:19:12,847 --> 00:19:14,153
It's gonna be okay.
436
00:19:16,242 --> 00:19:17,982
But I totally understand.
437
00:19:18,722 --> 00:19:20,333
Getting your hopes up
and then finding out
438
00:19:20,376 --> 00:19:22,900
it's not gonna happen.
439
00:19:22,944 --> 00:19:26,208
That'd break anyone's heart.
440
00:19:26,252 --> 00:19:27,209
- Will, what happened?
441
00:19:27,253 --> 00:19:28,558
- No, this is about you.
442
00:19:28,602 --> 00:19:30,517
- Will, tell me.
443
00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:34,042
- Well, apparently
looking at egg donors
444
00:19:34,085 --> 00:19:37,524
suddenly made all this
baby stuff serious for McCoy,
445
00:19:37,567 --> 00:19:39,221
and he realized he...
446
00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:40,527
doesn't want kids.
447
00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:42,572
- Oh, sweetie.
448
00:19:42,616 --> 00:19:44,574
- Yeah.
449
00:19:44,618 --> 00:19:45,749
It's gonna be weird tomorrow
450
00:19:45,793 --> 00:19:49,231
when I have to sign
for his sperm.
451
00:19:51,277 --> 00:19:53,192
- But this is something
that you've wanted.
452
00:19:53,235 --> 00:19:55,368
You've talked about having kids
your entire life.
453
00:19:55,411 --> 00:19:56,717
- I know, I know.
454
00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:59,372
Now I have to choose
between being with McCoy,
455
00:19:59,415 --> 00:20:03,332
and being a dad,
and I...
456
00:20:03,376 --> 00:20:06,205
I don't know what I want.
457
00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:08,859
- Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi.
458
00:20:08,903 --> 00:20:11,253
I'm Dr. Saperstein.
459
00:20:11,297 --> 00:20:13,821
Somebody found a father.
460
00:20:13,864 --> 00:20:15,388
- This is my friend Will.
461
00:20:15,431 --> 00:20:17,041
- Oh, good,
'cause apparently
462
00:20:17,085 --> 00:20:20,741
there's a peeping Tom
going from room to room.
463
00:20:20,784 --> 00:20:23,526
Anyway,
let's take a look at the baby.
464
00:20:23,570 --> 00:20:24,788
- Okay.
465
00:20:26,181 --> 00:20:28,227
- I'm right here.
466
00:20:30,185 --> 00:20:34,102
- Okay, just have to find
the little guy.
467
00:20:34,145 --> 00:20:35,625
He's hiding.
468
00:20:35,669 --> 00:20:37,105
I can only assume it's a boy
469
00:20:37,148 --> 00:20:40,674
'cause they're always
hiding something.
470
00:20:40,717 --> 00:20:43,154
Here we go.
471
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:45,418
- Is that...
472
00:20:45,461 --> 00:20:47,898
- That's the heartbeat.
It sounds healthy.
473
00:20:47,942 --> 00:20:50,553
- Oh, my God.
- Wow.
474
00:20:50,597 --> 00:20:52,773
- Congratulations, Grace.
It sounds great.
475
00:20:52,816 --> 00:20:56,167
I'm gonna take
some measurements.
476
00:20:56,211 --> 00:20:58,300
- This is...
477
00:20:58,344 --> 00:20:59,388
I can't...
478
00:21:01,347 --> 00:21:03,436
Will, I'm gonna be a mother.
479
00:21:03,479 --> 00:21:04,741
- I know.
480
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:08,179
And now I know what I want.
481
00:21:09,442 --> 00:21:11,966
I want to be a dad.
482
00:21:12,009 --> 00:21:16,013
And I'm gonna do it on my own,
just like my best girl.
483
00:21:17,667 --> 00:21:20,104
- I am right here.
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