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Okay, I'm thinking we put
the charging stations here
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and then the restrooms here.
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By the front door?
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Well, that means that
people will be coming in
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from the street to pee.
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I don't want street pee-ers.
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Hey, what's up, fam?
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I'm not usually a hat guy,
but check this out.
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You are gonna look so handsome.
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Oh, thank you,
Mama. Uh-huh. Mwah.
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Oh, man. Hey.
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The proudest day
of my life. Hey.
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My son, the college graduate.
Hit me up, Pop. Yeah.
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Uh, wow.
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Look, I didn't mean
it like that, Marty.
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I mean, I always knew
you was gonna graduate.
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Yeah. I-I got two degrees.
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Wow.
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You know what? Y'all don't
know how to take compliments.
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Hey, is that the new
westside Fusebox?
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Yup. I better get
over there now.
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My traffic app says
it's gonna take me
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about 82 minutes to get there.
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Aah! Uh,
rerouting to 89.
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Oh. Oh. What? Now it says 93.
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Love you. Mwah. Okay.
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I have got a lot
to do to get ready
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for the big graduation party.
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Aren't you excited, Malcolm?
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Yes, I am very excited.
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You know, things
are finally starting
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to come together for me.
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I got an agent, my-my
manuscript is about to go out.
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Oh, yeah, that's right.
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Well, you know, we have
so much to celebrate.
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Yeah. Yeah, we do.
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Uh, but about the
party, Mama. Uh-huh.
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You are not going to
go overboard, are you?
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Yeah.
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Look, look, look.
Look. Look at...
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Look at this evite.
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Is this my face
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on a guy doing the running man?
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- It was my idea to add the
little hat. - Yeah.
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You know? Thanks. Let me
see, let me see, let me see,
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No, don't... and...
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send. Oh, God.
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Yeah.
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All right now, babe.
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This party is not gonna
stress you out, right?
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On our baby's graduation day?
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Oh, no. Nothing is
gonna stress me out.
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What the...?!
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What is it, Ma?
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Gemma just sent an evite.
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She's throwing a party for
Grover on the same damn night.
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What the...?!
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Gemma, what were you thinking,
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throwing a party for Grover
on Malcolm's graduation day?
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It's Grover's graduation day,
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and I was gonna ask
you the same thing.
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Oh, come on, Gemma. Really?
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Eighth grade graduation
isn't even a thing.
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Not a thing?
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Do you think people just
waltz into ninth grade?
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Uh, yes.
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Well, look, I guess we're
just gonna have to have
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two separate parties
on the same night.
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Unless
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we do something way, way better.
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Co-party! Co-party!
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Oh, my God. This is gonna
be so much fun. Yes!
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That's what I was thinking.
Oh, my God. Oh, my.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪
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Um, can one of you
take me to the mall?
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Yeah, sure, buddy.
What do you need?
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Uh, never mind if you're gonna
ask me all these questions.
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No, it's fine, I'll
take you. Which mall?
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Oh, my God! With
the questions.
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Okay, fine. You know what,
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we'll just drive you
until you say stop.
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Uh, Century City.
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That's pretty far. Well,
yeah, but my friend says
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the cool clothes
are at Century City.
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Which friend?
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Oh, you don't know her.
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Her?
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Does her have a name?
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No.
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Come on, Grover.
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No way. I don't want you
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to make her feel
weird at the party.
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Grover, we're not going
to embarrass you, okay?
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You know what, fine. Let's
just go to Century City
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and, as the kids say, I
will put you up on game.
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Mom, can you take
me? Yeah, sure.
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That ceremony was so nice.
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You know, I was surprised to see
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Bad Bunny was the
commencement speaker.
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Okay, I'm gonna text
Malcolm where we are.
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Everybody hold up
your giant heads.
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Okay, okay, we got 'em,
we got 'em. Oh, yep, yeah.
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Oh. There's Malcolm
over there. Malcolm!
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Malcolm!
♪ Malcolm, Malcolm ♪
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♪ Malcolm's a
graduate!
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♪ Malcolm's a graduate
Stop, stop. What are you...
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Stop cheering, Daddy.
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Malcolm.
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Congratulations. Hey!
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Hi. Thank you so much.
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Oh, look at this.
So proud of you.
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I'm so glad you
could make it. Of course.
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Yeah, I didn't think
you... I wouldn't miss it.
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Mom, Dad, Marty, this is Lisa
Chatsworth, my book agent.
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Oh, thank God. Oh! Okay. Oh.
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Lisa, pleasure to meet
you. So nice to meet you.
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Hey, Lisa. So nice.
Pleasure. Yes.
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You must be so proud of Malcolm.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Yes.
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Now, where does he
get his genius from?
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Well, you know, he gets a
little bit from his mama,
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but most of... He
gets it all from me.
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Now, do you mind if I borrow
the author for a second?
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Okay, thank you.
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Okay, Malcolm,
I just want you to know,
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I've got your manuscript
out all over town.
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Lots of eyeballs,
lots of chatter.
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Everyone loves the
writing, and they love you.
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Oh, Lisa, that is great.
So, we're getting offers?
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Uh, not per se.
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But this is a process.
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And we're at the
part of the process
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where there's a
lot of rejections.
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Well, that sounds terrible.
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No. No, no, no.
Rejections are good.
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Yeah, if we weren't getting
rejections, I'd be worried.
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Because...
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You're right. I don't
know why I said that.
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Excuse me, Lisa, would you mind
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taking a picture of us
by the big 2025 sign?
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Of course.
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Thank you so much.
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You know what, let
me handle this. Okay.
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All right, y'all have
been here for a minute.
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Can you all please leave?
'Cause it's our turn.
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Thank you so much.
And congratulations.
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Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
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Go on, now.
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I'm sorry. Could
we... Get out of here.
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Okay.
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Let's smile. Okay. Here we go.
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Cheese. Oh, so nice.
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Now point to the graduate.
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Oh, he's the man. Here
we go! Here we go!
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And duck face...
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It's like a little
kissy face. Oh, do...
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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And now Charlie's Angels.
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Gorgeous.
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Dave.
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What the hell is this?
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It's a silent disco.
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Well, I hear the silence.
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Where's the disco?
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It's in their headphones.
It's a thing now.
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Well, couldn't they just
take the headphones off
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and let the music play
over the speakers?
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Come on. Calvin, then
it wouldn't be a...
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Oh, my God.
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Is this stupid?
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So, let's figure this out.
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Who do you think Grover likes?
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I don't know.
It's hard to tell.
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None of the kids are pairing up.
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They're all in
just one big clump.
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And they're not
really even dancing.
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Are you sure they're
listening to the same song?
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Hey! Hey!
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Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
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Hey! Hey!
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Got that...
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Huh?
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Yeah, you see that?
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All of Grover's
friends came early,
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and they're eating up
all the adult food.
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I spent three days on this.
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Tina, j-just relax.
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I mean, as long as
there's food out,
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people will be happy.
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Screw "people," okay?
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I am not happy.
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I marinated those shrimp.
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I deveined them. I
trimmed the tails.
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All Gemma did was
just dump a bunch
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of Costco corn dogs
in the air fryer!
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Hey, my man. You
here with Grover?
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Give me that shrimp,
and you take a corn dog.
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Sorry, bruh. Go on, now.
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Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh. What is that?
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What is this? Who
brought the cooler?
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Oh, I did. No
need to thank me.
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We family.
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Does that have liquor in it?
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Oh, well, this one does.
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See, I bought Sunny
J for the kids,
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and Sunny J Hard for
the adults.
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So, you mixed 'em
in the same cooler?
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How many coolers
you think I got?
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Calvin. Like, some...
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some of the kids may have
gotten the wrong one.
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Oh, oh, oh. Hey, my man.
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Yo, I need to see what
you're sipping on.
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Get him. No,
no. Don't you run.
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Go get him, Calvin!
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- Don't run! I need...
- He's got one!
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So, what'd you get
your degree in?
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Oh, uh, English.
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Oh. What you gonna
do with that?
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Well, I'm a writer.
I'm gonna write.
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Hmm, okay. My half brother,
Herman, he's a writer.
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Oh, that's good.
What's he working on?
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His résumé.
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He's trying to get a job
at the post office. Ah.
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Good thing you got
that coaching job.
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No, I-I quit that.
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Mm, really?
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What you gonna do for money?
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I'm going to write. Thank you.
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For your information, a lot
of writers do very well.
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That's not what I heard.
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You two enjoy the party.
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Excuse me.
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Hey, uh, Malcolm.
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Why are there so many little
white kids at your party?
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Hey, babe, how you doing?
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You, uh... We're
out of paprika.
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Did you get any paprika?
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Baby, I don't think I've ever
bought paprika in my life.
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Is it an oil?
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Tina, come on, relax. I
want this to be fun for you.
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Parties aren't about
having fun, Calvin.
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Look-look, I have
standards, unlike Gemma,
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the corn dog queen.
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And-and where the hell is Marty?
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He's missing his
brother's celebration.
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Look, I'll-I'll call him.
Tell him to get some paprika.
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Hello?
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Hey, hey, hey,
where-where are you?
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I'm at the club getting
bottle service.
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I am stuck in traffic, father!
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This app is driving me crazy.
253
00:10:25,058 --> 00:10:26,626
It had me take the 91 to the 10
254
00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:28,862
to the 110 to the 5, and
now it wants me to take
255
00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:32,365
the 134 to the...
to the 2! The 2!
256
00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:36,003
Son, turn that GPS off.
257
00:10:36,103 --> 00:10:38,138
Satellites don't
know how to drive.
258
00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:40,140
Listen. Okay.
259
00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:41,540
This is what you're gonna do.
260
00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,877
Get off the 5, get
off the 5 at Fletcher,
261
00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:45,212
Now go straight,
262
00:10:45,278 --> 00:10:47,038
past the place that used
to be a Blockbuster.
263
00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:49,125
Now I want you to make a right
at the alley, right there.
264
00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:52,753
You go down that alley, and take
it all the way down to Glenoaks.
265
00:10:52,820 --> 00:10:53,954
When you get to the end,
266
00:10:54,054 --> 00:10:56,423
you make a right at
the Wendy's or...
267
00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:58,658
or maybe it's a McDonald's,
I'm not sure which one.
268
00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:01,328
Okay, w-which one is it?
269
00:11:01,428 --> 00:11:02,595
I don't know, Marty,
270
00:11:02,696 --> 00:11:04,431
when you smell
burgers, make a right.
271
00:11:05,899 --> 00:11:08,335
But if you pass a
old man on the corner
272
00:11:08,435 --> 00:11:11,138
juggling with a one-eyed
dog, you went too far.
273
00:11:11,238 --> 00:11:12,605
Paprika! Okay.
274
00:11:12,706 --> 00:11:14,808
Paprika. And-and get your
mama some paprika oil.
275
00:11:17,310 --> 00:11:19,880
Ah, there you go.
276
00:11:20,781 --> 00:11:22,449
Hitting lemons?
277
00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:23,917
I remember back in the day,
278
00:11:23,984 --> 00:11:26,653
you'd smack 'em all
the way to Cresthaven.
279
00:11:26,754 --> 00:11:29,556
Yep. That was 25
years ago, Trey.
280
00:11:29,656 --> 00:11:31,959
Here I am, still doing it.
281
00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:36,629
You know, man, when I
published my first story, I...
282
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,766
I imagined myself
living the life
283
00:11:38,866 --> 00:11:40,500
of a writer at the beach.
284
00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:42,002
You know, like-like Hemingway.
285
00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:44,604
Oh, yeah. He-he
got a lot of books.
286
00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:48,441
You gonna get there.
287
00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:51,344
I did what I was
supposed to do, right?
288
00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:54,247
You know? I took that leap
and it felt good, Trey.
289
00:11:54,347 --> 00:11:55,682
I grabbed life by the balls,
290
00:11:55,783 --> 00:11:58,351
and then, what do I have
but a handful of balls...
291
00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:02,289
Look, Malcolm...
292
00:12:02,355 --> 00:12:04,758
I know you down right now.
293
00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:07,627
And?
294
00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:11,899
Oh, I-I was just saying,
I know you down right now.
295
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,872
Hey! My car.
296
00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:21,008
I'm sorry, Marty.
297
00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:22,575
You okay, man?
298
00:12:22,675 --> 00:12:24,187
You only hit lemons when
you're really upset.
299
00:12:24,211 --> 00:12:25,612
That is not true.
300
00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:27,580
Okay, we're doing that.
301
00:12:27,714 --> 00:12:29,316
So, what are you
not upset about?
302
00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:30,550
I am fine, Marty.
303
00:12:31,684 --> 00:12:34,021
Are you aiming for my car?!
304
00:12:36,824 --> 00:12:38,025
Hey, McKenzie.
305
00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:40,760
How's it going?
How... O... kay.
306
00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:46,099
Hey, 'sup, Madison.
307
00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:49,136
You hear that new S-Z-A?
308
00:12:50,737 --> 00:12:53,206
She's pretty dope, right?
309
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:58,511
Hey, Grover, Gr...
310
00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:01,915
Did you ask us
for a silent disco
311
00:13:02,049 --> 00:13:04,284
so we wouldn't be able to
talk to any of your friends?
312
00:13:07,587 --> 00:13:08,998
Grover, I'm asking you, did
you not want us to have...
313
00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:11,424
Dave, Dave, he's
messing with you.
314
00:13:14,862 --> 00:13:17,931
Come on, babe. You killed
it today, all right?
315
00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:21,101
Look, everybody's full,
and they're happy.
316
00:13:21,201 --> 00:13:23,136
Now it's your turn.
You-you take, come on.
317
00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:25,105
Calvin, I-I can't.
You know what,
318
00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:26,485
I-I still have to
whip the cream.
319
00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:29,442
I-I can't just put
out a naked pie, baby.
320
00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:30,810
Come on.
321
00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:33,713
Hey, deejay. Hey, put
on that St. Louis slide.
322
00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:36,292
- I'm gonna show y'all something.
- The slide?
323
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,361
Kids a little something. I haven't
done this in years, Calvin.
324
00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:40,425
Oh, my God. All right, all
right. Let's go, let's go.
325
00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:42,298
That's one, two, uh-huh. I'm-a do
this. I'm-a do it, I'm-a do it.
326
00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:45,325
You know I know what I'm doing.
327
00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:48,095
Yeah. Like that.
Hip, hey, hey.
328
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:49,930
Now to the left.
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
329
00:13:49,997 --> 00:13:51,264
Now, come on.
330
00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:54,767
Now slide.
331
00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:56,269
One, two, three, now.
332
00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:57,470
Let's bring it on around.
333
00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:58,438
Bring it on around.
334
00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:02,675
Marty, I thought my
book was really good.
335
00:14:02,809 --> 00:14:04,945
You know, my agent
thought it was good.
336
00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:06,479
But what if it's not?
337
00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:10,417
I blew up my whole life and
I have no kind of plan B.
338
00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:14,554
No plan B? Malcolm, you
always have a plan B.
339
00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:17,724
And B stands for brother.
340
00:14:22,329 --> 00:14:24,697
Get off me, Marty. What?
341
00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:27,000
I'm trying to love you.
342
00:14:28,135 --> 00:14:29,636
Look, I know, I'm
sorry, all right?
343
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,580
Look, I mean, look, if
you're worried about a job,
344
00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:32,973
you can stop that right now.
345
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,750
'Cause you can always come
work with me at the Fusebox.
346
00:14:34,774 --> 00:14:36,243
A guy like you with your skills?
347
00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:39,579
I am not sure what they are,
but I'm sure we need them.
348
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:41,681
Malcolm?
349
00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:43,292
What are you doing?
We're having a party,
350
00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:45,018
and you're over
here hitting fruit.
351
00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:47,787
I know, I just got a
little frustrated, Pop.
352
00:14:47,854 --> 00:14:49,598
Yeah, but don't worry
about it, Dad, I told him
353
00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:52,325
he'll always have a
place at the Fusebox.
354
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,327
No, he won't.
355
00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:57,064
Come on, Daddy, I mean,
356
00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:59,141
I know he's not conventionally
qualified, but I'm sure...
357
00:14:59,165 --> 00:15:02,102
This is not about
qualifications, man.
358
00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:06,206
Son, I'm not gonna hire
you at the Fusebox,
359
00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:09,676
because you are gonna
go for your damn dreams.
360
00:15:10,477 --> 00:15:13,180
Yeah, Pop, but my damn
dream is a pipe dream.
361
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:15,248
And I have no kind
of safety net.
362
00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:18,585
Safety net?
Safety net?
363
00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:21,088
Do you know what a
safety net gives you?
364
00:15:21,188 --> 00:15:23,256
Safety? Safety?
365
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:25,925
Exactly.
366
00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:27,394
And that's no good.
367
00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:29,596
It stops you from
taking chances.
368
00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:31,564
And that's just not
how I raised you.
369
00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:34,134
So come on, take that
bat off your shoulder.
370
00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:35,435
Give me a stance.
371
00:15:35,568 --> 00:15:37,504
Son, w-we don't walk,
372
00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:39,072
- we don't bunt.
- We don't bunt.
373
00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:40,740
We swing. Swing, yeah.
374
00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,509
We swing. Let's go.
375
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:45,745
That's weird, 'cause you
always told me to bunt.
376
00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:48,248
Well, Marty,
377
00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:50,250
whenever you would swing,
you would fall down.
378
00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:51,784
Yeah.
379
00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:53,420
So, look, my point is
380
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:54,954
is that I believe in you.
381
00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:57,524
Now I need you to
believe in yourself.
382
00:15:57,590 --> 00:15:59,926
Oh, thank you, Pop.
383
00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:01,728
You know, the thing is, uh,
384
00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:03,730
right now, with no safety net,
385
00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:05,165
I, uh...
386
00:16:05,265 --> 00:16:07,400
could use a break on that rent.
387
00:16:09,436 --> 00:16:10,770
Well, I do believe in you.
388
00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:11,771
My man.
389
00:16:11,871 --> 00:16:13,373
Too much to do that.
390
00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:27,920
Don't look
now, but he's dancing
391
00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:30,057
next to the tall girl.
392
00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:34,394
She's cute.
393
00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:38,031
They do realize that
they're yelling, right?
394
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:41,968
He keeps looking at the
girl with the red sneakers.
395
00:16:42,069 --> 00:16:44,971
Right on. She's giving
real boho vibes.
396
00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:46,073
Yeah.
397
00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:49,942
Mystery solved.
398
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:52,479
Yeah. Grover's girlfriend
399
00:16:52,579 --> 00:16:53,846
is red sneakers.
400
00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:54,814
Yeah.
401
00:16:58,218 --> 00:17:02,089
Who ate the hot dogs out of
these corn dogs, and how?
402
00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:04,656
Yeah.
403
00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:06,992
Grover has weird friends.
404
00:17:07,859 --> 00:17:10,196
Look, they ate around
the stick and the corn.
405
00:17:10,329 --> 00:17:12,565
Just straight dog.
406
00:17:14,101 --> 00:17:17,670
Come on! Let's
get this party started.
407
00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:19,071
Hey.
408
00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:22,974
Uh, Lisa, the party
started five hours ago.
409
00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:25,011
Well, this is party part deux.
410
00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:28,080
Oh, I'm glad your
whole family's here.
411
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:29,649
And this guy.
412
00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:30,817
Cousin? What?
413
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,752
Well, we're basically cousins,
414
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:34,254
'cause we been friends forever,
415
00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:35,855
and in Black culture,
that makes us...
416
00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:37,924
So friends. Good, good, good.
417
00:17:39,092 --> 00:17:41,794
Ah. Malcolm.
418
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:44,697
Guanaco.
419
00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:46,433
I'm gonna need more
words than that.
420
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:49,602
Uh-huh. Guanaco Press.
421
00:17:50,337 --> 00:17:52,272
They made an offer on your book.
422
00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:54,274
Oh!
423
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:55,875
Did you say an offer?
424
00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:58,145
Yo, are you serious?
Yeah, and it gets better.
425
00:17:58,245 --> 00:17:59,879
I used the sale to
start a bidding war
426
00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:01,714
for the movie rights.
427
00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:02,949
Idris Elba, Kevin Hart
428
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,084
and Jaden Smith all
want to play the lead.
429
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:11,057
So was the character
description just "Black"?
430
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:16,129
They offered a healthy advance.
431
00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:18,131
But a healthy advance
is for suckers.
432
00:18:18,265 --> 00:18:19,466
What the hell?
433
00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:21,634
I told them we want
a big-ass advance,
434
00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:22,869
and we got it.
435
00:18:22,969 --> 00:18:24,871
Okay. That's my girl!
436
00:18:24,971 --> 00:18:27,407
That's my girl
right there. Nice.
437
00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:29,809
What's wrong with you?
438
00:18:31,411 --> 00:18:33,079
We did it, cuz.
439
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,950
Trey, come on, now.
Get on out of here.
440
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:41,954
See, son?
441
00:18:42,054 --> 00:18:43,990
See what happens when
you believe in yourself?
442
00:18:44,090 --> 00:18:45,258
Yeah, Pop.
443
00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:47,927
Y-You told me that,
uh, 15 minutes ago.
444
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:51,431
And I never lost faith.
445
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:58,104
Hey, buddy, you, uh, you good?
446
00:18:58,171 --> 00:18:59,171
Yeah.
447
00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:01,608
Oh. Great.
448
00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:03,776
We were afraid we
embarrassed you tonight.
449
00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:05,545
Oh, oh, you did.
450
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:06,879
Completely.
451
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:11,050
I mean, it was
utterly humiliating.
452
00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:13,320
Okay, uh...
453
00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:16,423
But, um, then someone told me
454
00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:18,225
her parents were, uh,
455
00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:20,493
almost as dorky as you are.
456
00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:25,031
Uh, and we kind of
bonded over that.
457
00:19:25,131 --> 00:19:27,367
So, uh, thank you.
458
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,236
Thank you for
459
00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:31,771
being so incredibly uncool.
460
00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:37,577
You are so welcome, honey.
461
00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:42,782
Well, enjoy tonight
462
00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:45,252
because tomorrow, it
is time to get serious.
463
00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:47,987
You go to your writing
room and you hunker down.
464
00:19:48,054 --> 00:19:50,223
Oh, I wish I had a writing room.
465
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,392
Where does the genius happen?
466
00:19:52,492 --> 00:19:55,127
Uh, well, sometimes at
the kitchen counter.
467
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,563
In the living room.
468
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,030
But when my baby niece is there,
469
00:19:58,130 --> 00:19:59,932
I have got to go
inside my room and
470
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,401
I don't have a desk in there,
471
00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:03,936
so I got to balance
the laptop on my knees.
472
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:08,140
Malcolm, you are not
that guy anymore.
473
00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:10,877
You got a check with a
bunch of zeroes in it.
474
00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:12,345
It's time to get your own space.
475
00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:15,147
Somewhere that gets the juices
flowing.
476
00:20:15,248 --> 00:20:17,049
Well, you know, I've
always liked the water.
477
00:20:17,149 --> 00:20:18,685
Boat. Love it.
478
00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:21,220
Ah. No. No, no, no.
479
00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:23,823
I was thinking on the
land, near the water.
480
00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:26,659
Oh. That's why
you're the writer.
481
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:28,728
Yes, I am.
482
00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:30,930
But you know what? It's, uh...
483
00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:34,334
Yeah, it is time I
take my next step.
484
00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:37,203
You know? I just...
485
00:20:38,204 --> 00:20:39,839
...got to find a
way to tell my mama
486
00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:41,274
that I'm leaving the nest.
487
00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:44,577
Say what now?! Who's
leaving what nest?!
488
00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:48,247
I heard him say he's
leaving the nest!
489
00:20:48,381 --> 00:20:50,850
No, no, no.
490
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:53,152
How did she even hear that?
491
00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:06,098
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