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I finally got you, you bastard.

And you're gonna tell me everything,

everything I wanna know.

Fuck you.

I wanna know about every person you killed.

No.

What?

I said no. I'll tell you about the odd ones.

But the even ones?

We didn't shoot those,

so there's no footage to flash back to.

All right, fair enough.

You know what, let's just start with the librarian.

Nope. Sorry. No footage of that one.

Okay.

What about the couple out at Lover's Lane?

From Serial Rabbit One or Serial Rabbit 3?

All right, let's start with one.

Didn't shoot it.

Fine.

Year three, the college student.

Cue flashback transition.

We need to talk.

Keep your voice down.

Keep my voice down?

Yes.

I got an F on my report card.

And you want me to keep my voice down?

I was guaranteed an A.

You're not that good.

You can't act.

You suck.

Neither can you.

If you could act, you wouldn't be a teacher,

you would be an actor in a film, if you were good.

- So, let's not talk about. - I was in a film.

I was in three films.

Yeah, C movies.

B movies, but. - That nobody

has ever seen before.

Those got rented.

You know what?

I don't even care.

I don't wanna be with you.

I faked my orgasms.

You're not that good of an actress.

Whatever.

Someone's trying to kill me, over there.

Who?

A big giant bunny with a claw thing.

God, why won't you listen?

Crazy bitch.

And you have no remorse for killing that girl?

She was banging her professor. Out of wedlock.

I had every right to do what I did.

Okay.

The next year you started really making headlines.

You killed a lot of people.

Well, that's an interesting story.

Oh, I'm all ears.

They're not that big, I like them.

Hi, Sweetie.

Let's get you tucked in.

Did you have fun at Easter?

Yes, I had fun.

Me too.

Mommy, is the Easter Bunny real?

Kip.

What the fuck is this?

Jessica, you a kinky bitch.

God damn, what the fuck are you thinking?

Jessica?

Girl, you need to put those things away.

You're gonna hurt yourself.

I'll fuck you up, girl.

What are you gonna do with that shit, huh?

Come on.

Bring it on bitch.

Think you're gonna cut me?

Fucking beat your ass.

Freaky bitch, you need to put those fucking knives down.

So the more important thing

is to remember the idea of the holiday, okay?

Okay.

Okay, let's rest okay.

Mommy, is Santa Clause real?

Kip, you don't wanna ruin two holidays

in one night, sweetie.

If there's no Easter Bunny then who is that?

The whole family?

Like I said, it's an interesting story.

Detective Maxwell, a moment, please.

Go ahead. I'll be fine.

What's cooking, Gen?

Sick son of a bitch.

Hey, I told you a hundred times

it was Lance's tape, not mine.

Not you, the sick fuck who did this.

What's this?

This is a multiple homicide, four to be exact.

Some sick fuck killed, mother, father, son and daughter.

Anything to go on?

No, nothing.

All we found is a few pink fibers on the father's neck.

But CSU boys are still checking it out.

We should have more by tomorrow.

Anyone think about last year?

Of course we did.

Yeah.

What do you think?

I thought, so.

You two talking in code or did I miss something?

Last night was Easter.

So?

Well, for the last three years,

every Easter, there's a brutal killing,

one that goes down in the history books.

Last year we figured we had a serial on our hands.

And you think this is the same guy?

No doubt.

Anything from the previous murders?

Started with a librarian.

The next year, couple out on Lover's Lane.

Year after that was college student.

And last night was a whole family.

If you can find a link,

you're a better detective than any of us.

Hey Max, I've got the sword from the Kartel Killer case.

I need you to sign off on it.

I'll do it. Let me see it.

You're not Max.

All right.

Okay.

You know what?

Tell me about your childhood.

All right, I started as a bunny, I was in foster care.

My foster mom wanted me to love her so I... uh,

So I loved her, a bit too much.

But when I was bad, she still beat me and I'd run away.

Huh?

On the holiest of days, you're playing with this thing.

He died for us today.

We're supposed to be celebrating this day.

This is blasphemous.

This is the day we should be celebrating.

How dare you?

How dare you?

I love you, Leo.

I do this because I love you.

You see, it's to save your soul from the pits of hell.

And this pain,

it'll wash away the sin on your soul.

Leo.

Leo.

Leo.

Leo, I told you that toy was blasphemous.

Leo, put that down.

Leo.

I love you, mommy.

I do this because I love you.

It's to save your soul from the pits of hell.

This pain will wash away the sin of your soul.

Leo, put that down.

Leo.

Put that down.

You got the devil in you.

Lucifer has you in his grasp.

Sorry I'm late.

Easter service ran over a little bit this morning.

Hmm, happens.

You finally got the fluffy son of a bitch.

Yep.

He talking?

He is.

Well, he isn't.

You know I'm getting what I want out of him.

If it were up to me, we'd be out back

whipping up a little rabbit stew.

I don't think she realizes this is just a suit.

Don't play with us you furry freak.

I'll rip you to shreds

and have myself a little rabid barbecue.

She knows I'm not REALLY a rabbit, right?

Gimme a phone book.

I'll teach this cuddly killer a lesson he'll never forget.

Phone book? Do they still have those?

Here. Google it. It's much easier.

Ouch!

Oh, I get it. This is good cop/bad cop.

She's good! Well, I mean, she's bad cop.

She's real good at being bad.

You like being bad, sweetheart?

No, no, no, no, no, no, it's okay.

It's okay, sit down, sit down.

Not worth it, not worth it.

Take this.

Hold on, here, here, here.

Solitaire.

You got this.

And you.

Okay, so I get it, you had a bad childhood.

But you know what?

So did I.

I'm not out here chilling people.

All right, let's get back to it.

Yeah.

Where's the cash, Sam?

I told you I don't have it.

Why not?

I need more time.

Well, you can always come back

to your last line of work.

I can't.

That's not an option.

Why not?

I don't do that anymore.

If he stays straight,

how long is it gonna take you to get the money?

Maybe three or four weeks.

Three or four weeks, with interest,

you'll owe me 15 grand.

No.

15?

No, no, it was eight.

I can get you 2% more interest, but that's it.

15 grand in a month or 10 grand tomorrow.

I can't have 10 grand by tomorrow.

Then you're a dead man.

Now if you do that, how are you gonna get your money?

I took out an insurance policy on you.

Oh.

I can get you 10 grand by tomorrow, bye.

Shit.

What's up G?

You owe me three grand 2malls.

I know, man.

But I'm gonna handle up on it, man.

You know me.

I'm just sitting here mixing.

You know I'm in the studio all the time.

You know when I do my thing, I do it, dawg.

Aha.

Listen, you and a Big Dawg have anything coming up.

Like what?

What do you mean, like what?

You know what.

No man, ain't no leaks been coming through, dawg.

All right, here's what I'll do.

Hell, there's a guy named Sparks.

He runs a smuggling outfit for the Kucho Cartel.

He's sending out a big shipment tonight.

I got TJ and Goldie on it.

But if you beat 'em to it,

then there should be enough merchandise

to pay off your last CD and the CD you're working on now.

And when you want me to do this, dawg?

Tonight.

Tonight?

Man, I'm tired, dawg.

I was in the studio, I've been mixing all night, man.

Now then you got me doing this, dawg.

Don't gimme any shit, 2malls.

I'll send Goldie down there and kick your ass

out of my studio right now.

Fuck Goldie, dawg.

All right, dawg, look, let me call up Big Dawg

and we gonna get on it, all right?

I'll hit you back with the details.

All right?

Yeah.

Shit.

Shit.

Play with the best, me guess.

Pay up.

One more game, double or nothing.

Rude boy, we can see in your wallet.

You can't cover that kind of bet.

All right.

Will that cover it, G?

See, why you gotta go and slam your stuff on the table.

Yeah man, why you gotta make a show out of it and shit?

Exactly.

You couldn't just come out and say,

"Me are gonna put up me bling, bling."

Look, I can beat you.

I need the money.

One more game.

We like the car you came in.

What?

Put up your whip and we have a deal.

I put up the car when I see what you got.

It's a lot of money.

Oh, me got a lot of money.

Feeling a little light though.

Oh, me got money coming out everywhere.

Let me see.

Oh, it's not enough.

Oh, it's not enough for Mr. chief boy.

Shit, giving me a headache.

Me have money coming out everywhere.

Me loving it, I'm telling you.

You wanna see something else, huh?

You wanna see this, huh?

Oh,

About 10 grand.

You're breaking.

Me gotta wipe that pimp down before me shoot,

you know what I'm saying?

Watch how me do you, rude boy.

Me just getting starting, and me already gonna win.

Can't believe this.

In the razz-clad ball boy!

I missed.

Me gonna do it.

Me gonna do it.

Me gotta get it.

Get me one in the corner.

Ready, ready.

Got time for it.

You take care of that thing.

You know, because me had to take care of the other thing.

So I wanna make sure you took care of the other thing.

It's all taken care off,

don't worry about it.

Pay up, gentlemen.

What I tell you, what I tell you?

You know, we think we got hustled.

I just got really lucky.

You not from around here are you, rude boy.

Yeah.

How'd you know?

Everybody around here knows not to hustle Drake and Ice.

Told you didn't hustle you, just got lucky.

And if that's the case, I'm sorry.

For what?

For this.

Hustle us bitch

and get your ass beat down, motherfucker.

Who the fuck do you think you are?

Don't fucking move.

What the fuck is this?

See you got that too?

Hey, what up Sparks?

What's up man?

Hey, so what's the plan?

Shreveport in Dallas?

This one's going to Shreveport.

Nah, nah man.

This gotta go to Dallas, man.

I got something to do tonight.

I gotta hit this rave tonight, man.

Fine.

I'll give the job to someone else.

I'll call Weasel, have him set something up.

Maybe the Angels can take a last minute job.

Whatever man.

If that's what you gotta do, do that man.

'Cause right here, got this rave to hit too tonight, man.

It's the hottest thing in Austin, I ain't gonna miss it.

We gotta get paid, dude we gotta paid.

Don't worry about it, Shreveport is not a problem.

What about Mackey here?

He seems like he has a slight problem

locating his priorities.

Yeah, fuck Mackey, he's with me.

Don't worry about it, dude.

Trust me, dude.

We got this, shit's cool.

All right. - Trust me dude.

Peace.

What the fuck you trying to do, dude?

Man, come on man, come on man, let's get this man.

Fuck, we need get paid, motherfucker.

Man, it always go down like that man.

We supposed to head to Dallas,

man I got this rave to hit to tonight, man.

You always doing something like that, man.

Dude, it's Shreveport dude, it's a couple hours.

Man, I'm trying to get to Dallas man and come on back.

I gotta hit this rave.

You know Donna gonna be there tonight, man.

- Why you always doing that? - Man, fuck Donna, dude.

You know what?

What the fuck?

You gonna end up with some jabba ass,

fat, fucking snaggle tooth looking bitch anyway.

Man, I'm not doing that no more man.

Man, I'm not taking no more for the team, man.

You remember what happened last time.

Let's go get paid.

I swear man, good help is hard to find.

What the fuck am I paying you for?

Those fucking idiots don't wanna do anything.

Say I know it's something cracking out tonight.

Man, tell you the truth man,

I'm thinking about just writing a new hook

for, "Lazy Town," man.

What's wrong with the hook on, "Lazy Town," Dawg?

Man, shit you know there's something missing

with that shit man.

Ain't nothing wrong with, "Lazy Town," Dawg.

That hook go hard Dawg.

Man, you just in another world.

All I know dawg, you just should be glad

I didn't make you change that verse on, "Shy Bitch," man.

Man, what's wrong with my verse on, "Shy Bitch?"

Man, you know that shit's fucked up, man.

Who the fuck is that?

The fuck?

Fucking kicked me, Dawg.

Now, about you, Dawg?

What the fuck is wrong with my verse, Dawg?

Man, you got me over here talking about

how a bitch done sucked your dick

and lick your asshole and shit, man.

The song is called, "Shy Bitch."

Not sick bitch, bitch.

Just because the broad done lick my ass, sucked me off.

Toss my salad and everything.

Just 'cause the broad didn't do it for you

don't mean that you couldn't.

It don't mean nothing man.

'Cause I tell you what.

You gonna smoke some of this.

What's this? - Man.

Damn.

Hey dog, man, let's go to this, man.

It was a rave tonight dog.

What it look like, me going to a motherfucking rave?

I'll go get me a shy bitch, man, right.

And you can go get you a sick bitch, man,

we can call it a night man, how about that?

Fuck you.

I'm smoking some of this shit.

So good to see you.

How was it?

It was all right.

It sucked ass.

I'm so sorry.

Well what do you wanna do?

You wanna have a nice evening at home and relax?

Actually, I wanna go out.

Okay.

Maybe I oughta rest first, but.

Okay.

I wanna put this last six months behind me.

I really do.

So Lacey, we gonna bank on this or what?

I'm tired of putting money in all these things

and coming up broke, man.

This one's all bank.

We don't have a dime into this, except.

Well, Decker, did you take care of our permit problem?

All taken care of.

Lemme get this straight.

You're saying to avoid a permit,

you paid off some city hall guys?

Yeah.

How much?

Decker, how much?

About 500 bucks.

About 500 bucks.

You know a permit for one of these things

only cost 250, right.

Fucking morons.

Did you get the progress reports?

I did.

And they suck.

How has anybody ever supposed to make money.

If no one pays their bills.

What's up?

What's happening?

I had such a wonderful time last night.

I did too.

I did too.

Let's say a repeat.

I can't.

I have those reports to finish, remember.

The ones you were supposed to finish last night.

What the fuck is that?

It's a Baker.

He's gone fucking crazy, he's got a shotgun.

What?

Where did you get that from?

Got it for the deposits.

Was I wrong?

No, baby.

Don't you ever think that you were.

No matter what the state says, you were right.

I mean, if you hadn't bought that gun,

you, me and God only knows how many other people

would've been killed.

Well, at least you picked

some of the worst human beings alive.

Well wait, but what about Rafael?

Rafael wasn't a scumbag.

Right.

He was kind of a victim of circumstance.

I'll get to that. For now, let's get to the rave.

Oh yeah, the rave.

Yeah, let's talk about the rave.

How did you even know about it?

Glad you asked, here.

Hey dude, we're not doing the fucking balloons.

Hey, it's gonna be on now.

Hey dog, man.

What is this man?

What is what?

Man, we going to a rave, man, not no Snoop concert, man.

What you mean, Dawg?

Look this is me, homie.

Come on man.

This is what I wear, Dawg.

What?

See, you gonna go up here and people think

cappin' and shit, man.

You always fucking with me, Dawg.

Look, you was fucking with me earlier.

Now you wanna with me some more, man.

Hey, I ain't said nothing about your clothes.

Man, I'm dressed right, man.

You know what I'm saying?

As soon as I hit the scene, man, I'm gonna be blowing,

Say man.

Check your shoes, man.

Smell like gum out here, Dawg.

What kind of gum, man?

What?

What kind of gum?

Gum has flavors, man.

I didn't say strawberry.

If I'd have said strawberry gum,

I would've said strawberry gum.

But I didn't say no strawberry Gum, did I?

You just tripping, dog.

I'm talking about gum.

What the fuck are you talking about?

But here's the thing though.

Gum comes in different flavors, man.

You know what I'm saying?

I mean, you gotta specify which kind of gum, dog.

Go to the store get ice cream gum.

I mean gum, man.

If I said it smelled like shit it'd be smelling like shit.

You wouldn't have had nothing to say.

I didn't say dog shit.

I didn't say Gorilla shit.

I didn't say rabbit shit. - Whatever.

Platypus shit or whatever else.

I said gum.

I mean you gotta be specific man,

you know what I'm saying?

I mean, all you had to say was just bubble gum.

Dawg, I don't even know why I fuck with you, Dawg.

Gum! Gum!

Whatever.

You gonna have to where I beat your ass

and shoot you in the kneecap

and have you walking like Ray Charles.

Lacey.

Lacey.

Lacey.

Lacey.

Hey dude, what's up?

Nothing.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

What's up, man?

Holy shit.

2mall, I'm like a big fan.

Can I have your autograph?

Like, your last single was fucking tight.

Well, yeah.

Who's this for?

Who am I making this out to?

Is Big Dawg around

'cause like I really wanna get his autograph mostly.

Like you're all right and all

but like he makes it like,

is he around?

Excuse me?

Is he around?

Hey, hey.

Hey.

I'm happy to beat your ass,

up in this motherfucker dawg, huh?

I was just.

Can I have your autograph.

You don't want my autograph

'cause you're gonna get the tip of this fucking gun, homie.

And this one for Big Dawg.

You know what?

Don't you ever talk shit to me no more.

Anything else tonight?

Nothing on the books.

Go home and get some rest

and we'll start first thing tomorrow morning.

Yes, Sir.

Sorry, I didn't mean to sound like a captain.

This serial killer's getting the better of me.

I don't think I'm the one that needs to get some sleep.

Go home, Drew.

What's wrong, man?

You all quiet and shit.

You ain't said shit in a while, what's up?

I was just thinking, man.

Thinking about what?

Just thinking about getting out of the game.

Getting outta the game.

Why you thinking about that?

It's too risky, man.

I'm tired of looking over my shoulder everywhere I go, man.

Man, look.

Don't ever, ever, ever start talking

about wanting to get out of the game.

Yeah man, shit,

you ain't seen like them old cop movies and shit

when you were a kid?

Eh, them old gangsters

as soon as they wanna get out, boom, dead.

Cop, crooked cop want to get out, boom, dead.

Smuggler wanna get out, boom, dead.

That's what you are, a smuggler.

Yeah man.

But that's the movies man.

We ain't in no movie.

Motherfucker.

What the fuck?

Man, didn't, I told you don't ever, ever

talk about getting out the game.

Look at you man, waste all this good shit.

Look at you man, you ain't even got no head.

Fuck.

You ain't ever gonna meet

that snaggle tooth looking bitch tonight.

What the fuck?

You got my shit all fucking jacked up.

Fucking blood and brains and fucking,

wasted some good shit right here too, man.

What the fuck?

Hey dude, straighten up man, straighten up.

Fucking cops, dude.

Get your head on straight man.

Hold on, hold on.

We all right.

Evening officer.

What seems to be problem?

Yo dog, how much we got?

It ain't shit.

Damn.

Motherfucker head blown off.

He got about half the shit all around on windshield.

Like it stuck in this motherfucking head over here and shit.

Man, that's fucked up man.

Yeah, that's fucked up.

Grade A shit too.

What the fuck you laughing at, man?

Man, look at this stupid motherfucker,

in a bunny suit, behind you dog.

What's up with this shit?

What's up with that bunny, man, what he doing?

You better hop your ass back across that street.

Say man, let's get some this shit up outta here,

so we get outta here.

Man, bunny is funny.

That's a funny motherfucker, dog.

Hey.

You think this a motherfucking game, man?

Oh shit.

Where in the fuck the motherfucker went?

Fuck, where the fuck the motherfucking bunny went?

Damn.

Fucking Goldie man, damn.

Damn Goldie.

Shit, cocaine, gotta go get that money, man.

That's money.

What the fuck?

Shit.

You know what I'm saying?

I thinking we gonna have a good time at the party,

you know what I'm saying?

Oh, it's gonna be live tonight baby.

It's gonna be on tonight.

Only problem we having, look at it Ice, we can't find it.

I can't remember where we supposed to be going.

Don't worry about it.

It's just a couple of blocks away, baby.

I mean, whatever you do,

don't be spending all the money tonight

on some miniskirt, man, 'cause you always do that.

I got bills to pay, man.

What y'all talking about?

I mean, every time we're spending money on your dick, man.

I got bills to pay.

Don't do that this time please.

You know me love the women.

It's okay.

I need to pay my bills baby.

Okay, Ice, Ice. - You know that.

Yeah.

You got me.

We got you, man.

Here, what we're gonna do,

we're gonna go out and we're gonna get the money

from the party. - Yeah.

We're gonna split up in the morning.

Okay?

That sound like a plan?

That sounds good to me.

Well watch out.

Me gonna follow you because I'm lost, I can find me way.

Yo B, what the fuck is that, B?

Like a pussy clad rabbit out here.

That's what it looks like, man.

Think we should roll him.

I think we should roll him.

Do you think he even has a wallet, man?

What you think you doing here, dog?

Yo, he's a rabbit, bro.

I can't, you know he's a dog, a rabbit, the same.

Hey Rabbit.

I would've gone, what's up doc?

Yo Rabbit.

What's up doc?

What's going down?

Anybody in there?

This motherfucker man.

What he doing just sitting out here?

Not saying, maybe he got lost from the party.

You saying?

Hey, you come from the party?

You trying to find a party?

Maybe you want some X baby?

Oh fuck.

What kind of rabbit is this, man?

Man. - I'm getting

the fuck outta here B.

Fuck that motherfucker.

Man, where you gonna go?

We was gonna roll him, where you going?

Fuck that shit, man.

That motherfucker's crazy, man.

You can't run

- from no rabbit. - Get the fuck outta here B.

- Get off me Ice. - Get the fuck outta here.

Ice, we can't run from no rabbit, man.

Fuck that.

Get outta the trail man.

You wanna test me?

Fuck that. - You wanna test me.

Man. - Go ahead and test me.

Go ahead and test me. - Fuck that, rabbit.

Let's go, let's go.

He's got a fucking blade Drake.

Fuck that shit, he's got a fucking blade.

Go on test me.

Huh?

You want test Drake and Ice?

Drake, leave that motherfucker alone.

He's got fucking blades, dog.

Come on.

You scared of something like this.

Come on man.

No, fuck him, fuck him.

Come on, man.

Drake, man.

You're gonna get stabbed like that, man!

Drake, leave him alone, man.

Fuck that, dude.

He took my punches like it was nothing.

You know what?

We wanna see who under the rabbit suit.

Oh fuck, what happened to your face, man?

That's fucked up.

Oh.

Drake.

Fuck.

Come on man, fuck off.

Get the fuck away me, man, come on, come on, man.

Get the fuck away from me man, come on.

What do you think was the last thing

that went through this joker's head?

His ass.

That's funny.

I like that.

That's pretty good.

Get these white fibers up to the lab.

See if they match the pink ones we found

from last night's murder crime scene.

Okay.

You got a theory on this one?

Sick fuck killed again.

What more do you need?

No, what I mean is why do you think

our Easter serial killer's killing after Easter?

Maybe he's getting ready for his big exit.

Maybe he screwed up his days.

I don't fucking know.

Yeah, that's right.

Feds are gonna come in and sweep it away from us anyway,

so why fucking bother, right?

Exactly.

Baby, if you've changed your mind, I understand.

No.

I totally wanna do this.

I wanna get on with my life

and I haven't even seen my friends,

so I need to do this.

Well, I called Lacey and told him you might be coming.

What do he say?

He's excited to see you.

Doesn't bother him?

No, baby.

He's just like the rest of us.

What you did was right, no matter what the state says.

Baby, in our minds, you're a hero.

Let's go.

♪ You and me closer ♪

♪ Don't need closure ♪

♪ 'Cause I don't wanna do that ♪

♪ That ♪

Oh man.

Be up in this rave shit.

Yeah, yeah. - Fuck, we doing here?

Ooh shit, insane.

Look at all this shit, Dawg.

We so rich, man.

Lemme call you back, lemme call you.

Playing the game up this motherfucker.

You like this setup?

We can bake some ecstasy pills.

I don't know what the hell this thing

but we gonna find out what it do.

You know what I'm talking about?

You wanna make it do something.

What is?

I don't know what?

Look at this?

This'll give you better rap lyrics.

It's on.

Shit.

I see these feet out there, Dawg.

What the fuck is this?

Fuck, just like some little crazy shit

you would get me into.

Man, I got you.

What the fuck is this, man?

Man, what's up with you, man?

Look at this rabbit, Dawg.

Is this your shit in here?

We gonna take it baby.

White rabbit about to whip you ass, man

He just got them claws.

Man, who are you though, for real, man?

Who are you, man?

He got claws man.

Yeah, so what the fuck you gonna do with claws?

Yeah, got claws, what's up?

You got claws.

You think it's a joke.

What's up, man?

You think it's a joke, huh?

Hey man, who you are though, for real, man?

What's your name?

Hey he about to whip your ass, dog.

He looking at me like he gonna do something.

Oh, that motherfucker moving.

He moving, Dawg.

Say, sit down, homie.

Oh shit.

Shit, man.

Man, fuck this, I ain't going out by no rabbit.

Whoa.

Hey.

Damn it.

Okay, okay, we get it.

Sit down.

All right, all right, we get it, you killed the midget.

Dwarf!

What?

Dwarf! He was a dwarf, not a midget.

Okay, fine.

Dwarf, you killed the dwarf.

It's 'little person.'

Who the fuck was that?

You'll find out in Serial Rabbit 3 and 7.

The woman in 5 is her twin sister.

Don't worry, it'll make sense later when you rewatch this.

Ah, okay.

You know what, let's just get back to the rave.

You went on quite the little killing spree there,

didn't you?

I mean, it wasn't long

before there were just a few people left, right?

Continue.

What's this?

Gentry said you wanted anything

in regard to the serial killer.

Hey Sellers.

Yeah.

These are the results of the fibers

found in the home of the family

and the fibers in the seat of the smuggler's car.

Yeah.

They're fibers from a polyester, cotton suit

used in teddy bears and stuffed animals.

And Halloween costumes.

Like a bunny suit?

Like a bunny suit.

You're telling me that our serial killer

is hopping around killing people

in a fucking bunny rabbit outfit.

It is Easter.

Sellers.

What Drew?

These fibers are from two different manufacturers.

So?

That means two different suits.

So, what does that mean?

You have a hunch, don't you?

Hello.

No, I'm gonna have to call you right back.

Bye.

Are you okay?

It's that fucking rabbit over there.

It's just fucking freaking me out.

Raffy, we're at a rave.

There's bound to be a few fucked up individuals.

Come on.

Hey, Thomas.

Sorry about the Angels, man.

How about some nuts, Mike.

I thought you went home.

I did.

I had to pick up a tape.

You know your partner may have made

a significant break in this case.

Really?

What?

Two separate suits.

Suits?

Your serial killer is wearing a bunny suit.

Get the fuck out.

Two suits means two killers.

That would explain why he is killing after Easter.

We've got a copycat.

Go figure.

Drew went to act out on a hunch.

You wanna go meet him?

Nah, he'll be all right.

I'm gonna get my tape and go home.

♪ Giving up on love, on love ♪

♪ We're giving up on, giving up on love ♪

♪ On love ♪

♪ We're giving up on, giving up on love ♪

♪ On love ♪

♪ We're giving up on, giving up on love ♪

Have you seen Drake and Ice?

What?

Have you seen Drake and Ice?

No man.

♪ We're giving up on, giving up on ♪

What the fuck?

♪ On love, on love ♪

♪ We're giving up on, giving up on love ♪

♪ On love ♪

♪ We're giving up on, giving up on love ♪

♪ You got me feeling amazing babe ♪

♪ I wanna love you so many ways ♪

♪ I wanna ♪

Do you know how long I've been trying to get you alone?

Probably since I got off the bus.

Longer.

Try six months.

Oh gosh.

So, what'd you do in the big house for sex?

Find yourself a bitch?

Hell yeah, I found myself a big black man

to take care of me and my bitch.

No, seriously.

What'd you do in the big house for sex?

Please Lesley, it was County.

Did you meet any new friends?

County.

Nothing like that goes on there.

So, I had my sex life well in hand.

That's cute, I like it.

Do you?

I just made that up.

You always were the quick one.

Hey, no quickness words, right before we're...

Why Raffy, do you think I'm the kind of girl

that would make love to you in a spooky, dirty old warehouse

where anyone could walk in, on a moments notice?

Are you serious?

I know that you would.

Do you remember Cincinnati?

And Louisiana? - Oh yeah.

All right, all right, I think we get it.

They were doing a deed,

porking, boinking, breeding, clapping cheeks,

laying pipe, taking the skin boat to tuna town,

doing the mattress mambo, knocking boots,

hitting the sheets, hooking up,

boning, shagging, shanking, getting it on,

bumping uglies, knocking boots,

You said that one already.

Smashing, dashing, writing, tapping,

nailing, scoring, fiddling, pumping, bopping,

getting lucky, getting laid, getting freaky, getting frisky,

getting it on, getting down and dirty.

Fucking!

Don't be vulgar.

Are you done?

I'm just getting warmed up.

Bedding down, rolling in the hay,

doing the nasty, copulating, bopping,

mounting, tumbling, riding the baloney pony,

doing the horizontal tango, bumping nasties.

Did I already say bumping nasties?

You said bumping uglies.

All right, fine.

Bumping nasties, having a romp, having a booty call,

getting wet, getting intimate and making whoopy.

Niiice!

Well, thank you.

Thank you.

Don't even think about it.

I was thinking nothing.

Because of course it would be weird

and it would be, I mean, we're partners

and that would just make it awkward, of course.

I'm not even thinking it.

So what are we talking about?

Yeah, especially in front of the rabbit.

What?

What?

Okay.

Back to the rave.

How long were we asleep?

We need to get the fuck outta here.

It's okay Raf.

Shoot him.

Shoot him.

Shoot the motherfucker.

There's someone killing people in there.

There's someone killing people in there.

Ma'am, calm down.

He just killed my boyfriend.

He killed Rafael.

Who is it?

What does it look like?

The sick fucker's in a bunny suit.

Slow down, ma'am, I'm a cop, I'm a cop.

Look, look, I have a gun.

Does the bunny have a gun?

I can't believe I just said that.

Drop the knife.

Shoot him.

Shoot him. - Claw thingees.

Knives.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

You weren't the one doing the killing that year?

No. That was someone else. It wasn't Easter.

I was actually one of the victims that year!

You were a victim.

Ah.

And how were you a victim?

Fucker stabbed me in the face.

I got better.

Help me.

Shit.

Help me, please.

There's someone trying to kill me.

There's someone trying to kill me.

Fuck!

What the fuck?

That chick was nuts, man.

I don't know, we're in the wrong fucking neighborhood.

Ah.

What's that?

I don't know.

What are you doing, dude?

Don't fucking get out.

Man, get back in the fucking car.

What's he doing?

I don't know.

Oh my God.

Fuck.

Oh.

Oh shit.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh fuck.

Oh no.

Yeah.

What was that?

Hmm, it's a rabbit.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Fuck.

Help.

Help.

Help.

God damn kids.

It's three o'clock in the morning.

Help me.

Oh yeah.

What the fuck?

I give up.

Maybe I shouldn't have given up.

Definitely shouldn't have given up.

I'm sorry about Drew.

Yeah, so am I.

He was a good cop.

No, he wasn't.

No, he wasn't.

Well, I hear you've got a new partner coming in on Monday.

Who?

Oh, one of the Vice boys.

Any good?

About as good as Drew?

Mm.

What are you reading?

The file on the father from the other night.

The killer rabbit?

Is it as hard for you to say that as it is me?

What seems even more ridiculous is that we had two.

Find anything interesting in there?

Yeah.

Did you know that this Leo guy

was institutionalized for killing his foster mother?

He stabbed her three times with a butcher knife.

Apparently, she was a very religious woman.

Beat the good word into him?

If he wasn't dead,

I'd say he would be a perfect murder suspect.

Freak was even diagnosed with multiple personalities.

You ever run across anything like this?

Can't say that I have.

How are you guys doing on this?

We're not.

It's still a fed case.

What about the copycat?

Can't we chase that one down?

Seeing as we can't identify which one is a copycat

and which one is the original, there isn't any point.

So we didn't get a positive ID

on the one that was hit by the car?

Nope.

No fingerprints, no wallet, no kind of way to identify him.

What's this?

The father's autopsy report.

Yep.

Yep?

Yep?

What does yep mean?

It means there's no autopsy for the father.

Why not?

There's no body.

What do you mean, there's no body?

Apparently someone stole the body from the morgue

after they brought it in that night.

No one noticed somebody walking around

with a dead body under their arm?

We're running down the security tape of the room that night,

and we'll let you know what happens with it.

Peters, you think it's over?

Yeah, I do.

Why?

I think the killer found what he was looking for.

What was that?

Well, all of our previous victims were killed,

slashed, gutted or mutilated.

Yeah.

Only our last victim, this Leslie.

Yeah.

There was something missing from her.

What?

Her heart. - Her heart?

Her heart.

Our serial killer stole her heart.

Stole her heart.

Why would he steal her heart?

How the fuck would I know?

Why the fuck would I care?

Why the fuck should I care to know?

None of this even strikes a chord of curiosity with you.

Well, curiosity killed the cat.

Satisfaction brought it back.

Tell that to Drew.

I'd just really like to know what the fuck happened.

Well, you're just gonna have to wait for the sequel.

If there is one.

Mike.

Yeah.

Walk away.

So, you killed for the first three years,

and then some copy rabbit comes along

and kills for the fourth year,

then gets run over and you finish it off

by killing Lesley and taking her heart.

Why the fuck would you take her heart?

That's good.

Why would you do that?

To become...

IMMORTAL!

Oh, okay, this just got interesting.

All right, all right.

How exactly did you become immortal?

You'll have to wait until Serial Rabbit 3 to find out.

Three, not two.

Oh, wait, wait, you didn't shoot two.

Gotcha, okay.

Well, they shot two scenes.

But nothing else. It's for the best.

It was pretty bad.

And this isn't?

Do you wanna take a break?

No, no, no, I wanna hear this one out.

Gotcha.

But I will get some coffee.

Oh, okay. - You want some?

Yeah, please, thanks.

I like mine with... uh, okay. Nevermind.

Ah, damn it, he killed Moreland.

♪ Let's get a little, little drunk ♪

♪ You won't wanna miss this ♪

♪ Yeah, you could call me mishief, mischief ♪

♪ Let's get a little, little drunk ♪

♪ Let's have a little, little fun ♪

♪ You can call me, you can call me mistress, mistress ♪

♪ I got a taste right ♪

♪ I gotta taste ♪

♪ I gotta taste right ♪

♪ I gotta ♪

I looked right at the damn camera.

Hey, how you doing?

It's right here. - This is my movie.

I ain't gonna be able to keep talking shit to a bunny.

Try and talk shit as long as you can.

Before he kill me?

Yeah.

That just scared the outta kids for life.

They'll never do the Easter Bunny again.

The Last Blood bunny

Not for real.

You bet your ass I did.

I can't believe I didn't think of that before.

It's simple as.

Oh my God, he scared the shit outta me.

"Lazy Town," what's the matter with the hook?

Welcome to independent film.

Father was killed first,

stabbed through the knife of some kind of three blade.

- Stabbed through the knife? - Stabbed through the knife?

This is strange.

Alright, well.

Shit.

Pardon me?

Here in the tub, I got my pants around my ankles.

Sitting on the shitter with the script in front of me.

Calling people on the phone.

It's a fucked up movie.

Hey 2malls, I'm taking a shit right now,

so, let's make this quick.

All right, let's turn the water on

to cover up my nasty noises.

All right, you ready?

Yeah.

Yeah.