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{\an8}[ ANIMAL HOWLING ]
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{\an8}[ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING ]
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Young man: RUN!
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RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
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[ CRIES ]
KEEP AWAY!
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TAKE IT!
KEEP AWAY!
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TAKE ALL OF IT!
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THE MONSTER
TOOK MY SHOE!
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CANDY!
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YAY, TREATS!
I LOVE TREATS!
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[ LAUGHS ] FELICIA.
Felicia: HI, DADDY.
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THAT WAS A NICE GRIP YOU HAD
ON THAT BIG FAT KID.
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FARKLE, EXCELLENT WORK
WITH YOUR TEETH.
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FERGUS, MY LAD.
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DADDY, DADDY.
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YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
WORK ON YOUR TIMING.
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[ LAUGHS ]
ALL IN ALL, NOT BAD
FOR YOUR FIRST HALLOWEEN.
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[ LAUGHS ]
THEY'RE GROWING UP
SO FAST.
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AND LOOK WHO GOT
HER FIRST CLUMP OF HAIR.
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OH, DID YOU SEE?
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FARKLE GOT HIM
IN THE ANKLE.
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LITTLE FERGUS?
NOTHING YET.
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OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT,
SWEETIE.
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MAMA DIDN'T GET A SCARE
THIS YEAR EITHER.
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FEAR NOT, MY LOVE.
THE NIGHT IS STILL YOUNG.
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HOLD THE PHONE.
WHO LEFT THE DOOR OPEN?
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YOU DON'T THINK
SOMEONE'S INSIDE?
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NOW, WHO'D BE STUPID ENOUGH
TO BREAK IN TO AN OGRE'S HOUSE?
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[ ALL SHOUT ]
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AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
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[ GURGLING ]
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OH, WOW.
TERRIFYING.
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I DON'T KNOW HOW
I'M GONNA SLEEP NOW.
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN,
EVERYONE.
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OH, MAN!
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YOU SAID THIS WAS
GONNA SCARE 'EM!
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[ GURGLING CONTINUES ]
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HEY, I WORKED HARD
ON THIS COSTUME!
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OOPS!
[ CHUCKLES ]
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ADMIT IT, SHREK-- WEREN'T YOU
EVEN A LITTLE BIT SCARED?
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DONKEY,
OGRES DON'T GET SCARED.
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WE DO THE SCARING.
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AND THAT'S WHY WE'RE THE KINGS
OF HALLOWEEN.
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I BET
WE COULD FIND SOMETHING
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THAT WOULD SCARE THE PANTS
OFF OF YOU.
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WHICH WOULD SCARE ME.
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OH, REALLY?
AND WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN MIND?
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ALL OF US TELLING SCARY STORIES
ALL NIGHT LONG!
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THERE AIN'T NO WAY
YOU WON'T BE SCARED.
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YES, STORIES
TO MAKE YOUR BLOOD RUN COLD!
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YEAH!
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STORIES TO TERRIFY YOU.
YEAH!
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AND WHOEVER SHALL LAST
THROUGH THE NIGHT
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SHALL BE NAMED
THE KING OF HALLOWEEN!
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I ACCEPT.
WE DOUBLY ACCEPT!
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DOES ANYONE ELSE WANT TO JOIN
OUR LITTLE CONTEST?
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I'M IN!
HUZZAH!
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JA, WUNDERBAR!
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HUZZAH!
HUZZAH!
HUZZAH!
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OKAY.
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I THINK I'M GOING TO
TAKE THE KIDS OUT
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AND TERRIFY A FEW MORE
TRICK-OR-TREATERS.
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WILL I SEE YOU LATER?
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THE NIGHT IS YOUNG.
TRICK OR TREAT?
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[ CLEARS THROAT ]
I SHALL BEGIN.
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ONCE UPON
A MIDNIGHT DREARY--
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THERE WAS THIS CRAZY ALBINO GUY
WITH A HOOK,
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AND HE LIVED IN A MIRROR.
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AND IF YOU EVEN LOOKED AT HIM,
YOU'D WAKE UP
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IN A BATHTUB FULL OF ICE
WITH YOUR KIDNEYS GONE!
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WHOA, HEY, HOLD ON.
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WE WERE DOING THIS HERE.
UH, WHAT?
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YOU NAME THE TERMS.
I NAME THE PLACE.
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OKAY, FINE!
WHERE ARE WE GONNA DO THIS?
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[ THUNDER CRASHING ]
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CASTLE DULOC?
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OH, HA-HA,
VERY FUNNY, SHREK.
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BUT THIS IS WHERE
LORD FARQUAAD LIVED!
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JA, UND DIED!
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I HEARD IT'S HAUNTED
BY HIS GHOST.
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IF YOU'RE ALL TOO SCARED TO
PUT ON BIG-BOY PANTS AND GO IN,
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I'LL JUST CLAIM MY WINNINGS
AND BE ON MY WAY.
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WAIT A MINUTE!
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WE CAN LAST IN THERE
JUST AS LONG AS YOU CAN!
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FINE.
COME ON, THEN.
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HOLD UP, SHREK.
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YOU CAN'T JUST GO BARGING IN
SOME CREEPY, SPOOKY JOINT
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LIKE YOU OWN THE PLACE.
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AND WHY NOT?
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IT'S NOT LIKE THERE'S
ANYONE HERE TO STOP US.
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I STILL DON'T KNOW
ABOUT THIS, MAN.
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GETTING A WHOLE CREEPY
"HOUSE OF WAX" VIBE
GOING ON IN HERE.
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LOOK, IT'S THAT LITTLE THINGY
YOU LOVE SO MUCH, REMEMBER?
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[ CREAKING ]
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♪ WELCOME TO DULOC ♪
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♪ IT'S A CREEPY TOWN ♪
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♪ WHAT WAS ONCE PRISTINE ♪
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♪ NOW IS ALL RUN-DOWN ♪
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♪ WE WILL CHOP OFF YOUR HEAD ♪
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♪ AND THEN LAUGH
WHEN YOU'RE DEAD ♪
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♪ DULOC IS A CREEPY PLACE ♪
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♪ COME ON IN, WHAT THE HECK ♪
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♪ HOLD THEM DOWN,
BREAK YOUR FACE ♪
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[ SPROING! POP! ]
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♪ DULOC IS ♪
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♪ DULOC IS A CREEPY PLACE ♪
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[ POOF! ]
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LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!
NO!
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[ THUNDER CRASHING ]
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WELL, THEN [CHUCKLES]
THIS OUGHT TO BE FUN.
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[ SCOFFS ]
FUN, YEAH, RIGHT.
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I FIND MYSELF
AGREEING WITH BOSS.
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THIS LOOKS TO BE
A VERY ENTERTAINING EVENING.
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YOU KNOW WHAT? I JUST FIGURED
OUT WHAT YOUR COSTUME IS.
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YOU CAME AS A KISS-UP!
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
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BUCKLE UP, EVERYBODY.
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THE QUICKER I SCARE THE WITS
OUT OF YOU LOT,
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THE SOONER I CAN BE HOME,
COZY IN MY BED,
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UNLESS ANYONE ELSE THINKS
THEY'VE GOT WHAT IT TAKES.
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OH, OH, OH! PICK ME, PICK ME!
I HAVE A SCARY STORY!
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[ SIGHS ] THIS ISN'T THE ONE
ABOUT YOU GETTING TRAPPED IN
THE PETTING ZOO AGAIN, IS IT?
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'CAUSE THAT'S NOT SCARY.
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ACTUALLY, IF YOU LOOK AT IT
FROM MY PERSPECTIVE--
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HEY, GUESS WHAT, PINOCCHIO.
NO ONE CARES!
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GET READY TO SEND
THESE JOKERS HOME, SHREK,
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'CAUSE I'VE GOT A DOOZY,
AND IT'S ALL TRUE.
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[ CLEARS THROAT ]
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IT WAS A DARK
AND STORMY NIGHT.
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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GINGY?
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MY GIRLFRIEND
KICKED ME OUT.
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I DON'T KNOW-- SOMETHING ABOUT
ME BEING TOO INTO MYSELF.
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BLAH, BLAH, BLAH,
YAK, YAK, YAK.
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YOU?
BUT YOU ARE SO ADORABLE.
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I KNOW!
THAT'S WHAT I KEEP TELLING HER!
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I NEED A GOOD WOMAN,
MUFFIN MAN.
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AH.
I CAN HELP YOU, GINGY.
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HOW ABOUT THIS ONE?
UH, I DON'T KNOW.
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YOU LIKE HER, HUH?
NOPE-- WEIRD HAIR.
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HOW ABOUT THIS ONE?
TOO SCARY.
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NO!
DON'T LIKE IT!
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OKAY, WELL,
HOW ABOUT THIS ONE?
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YES, THAT'S IT!
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AHHH!
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SHE'S PERFECT--
THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS!
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WAIT, MORE SUGAR!
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BUT THAT IS NOT
THE RECIPE.
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TRUST ME, MUFFIN MAN.
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THIS GIRL'S
GOT TO BE REAL SWEET.
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I WANT SOMEONE
WHO WILL LOVE ME FOREVER.
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I MUST WARN YOU, GINGY,
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NO ONE HAS EVER MADE COOKIES
WITH THIS MUCH SUGAR.
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YOU ARE TAMPERING WITH FORCES
FAR BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION!
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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JUST PUT HER
IN THE OVEN!
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[ THUNDER CRASHING ]
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[ LAUGHS MANIACALLY ]
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OW!
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[ BOTH LAUGHING MANIACALLY ]
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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OKAY, A LITTLE PRIVACY.
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HUH?
TAKE A HIKE.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
OH, OUI.
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[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]
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[ DING! ]
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OH, MY GOSH,
I'M IN LOVE!
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OH, A COOKIE ANGEL.
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[ SIZZLES ]
WHOA!
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AND YOU'RE HOT, TOO!
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HELLO?
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[ SIGHS ]
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I GUESS
IT DIDN'T WORK.
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[ SIGHS ]
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EEEEEEEEEE!
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YE-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-AH!
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HOO-HOO!
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GINGY, IS IT YOU--
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THE ONE I WAS MADE FOR?
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OH, WE'LL BE TOGETHER
FOREVER!
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SWEET!
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♪ I CAN'T SEE ME
LOVING NOBODY BUT YOU ♪
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♪ FOR ALL MY LIFE ♪
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♪ WHEN YOU'RE WITH ME, BABY ♪
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♪ THE SKIES WILL BE BLUE ♪
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♪ FOR ALL MY LIFE ♪
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♪ ME AND YOU AND YOU AND ME ♪
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♪ NO MATTER HOW
THEY TOSS THE DICE ♪
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♪ IT HAD TO BE ♪
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♪ THE ONLY ONE FOR ME IS YOU ♪
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♪ AND YOU FOR ME ♪
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♪ SO HAPPY TOGETHER ♪
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ARE YOU HAPPY, GINGY?
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YOU BET!
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THE TIME SINCE I MET YOU
HAS BEEN THE BEST...
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7 1/2 MINUTES
OF MY LIFE.
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GOOD, BECAUSE THIS
IS ONLY THE BEGINNING.
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I'M GOING TO LOVE YOU
AND HOLD YOU
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AND FEED YOU AND DRESS YOU
AND CLING TO YOU AND...
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AH.
...HANG ON TO YOU
AND SMOTHER YOU WITH MY LOVE...
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YEAH.
...FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER
AND EVER AND EVER AND--
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YOU KNOW, IT'S GETTING
A LITTLE STUFFY IN HERE.
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UM, YOU KNOW,
I'M GONNA GO GET SOME AIR.
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OH, NO, YOU DON'T.
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OH, NO!
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NOT WITHOUT
YOUR UMBRELLA.
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COME ON!
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HERE, LET ME GET THAT.
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WAIT FOR ME!
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SUGAR, COULD YOU
JUST DO ME ONE SMALL,
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LITTLE, TEENSY FAVOR?
ANYTHING!
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COULD YOU LEAVE ME ALONE
FOR LIKE 30 SECONDS?
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ANYTHING BUT THAT.
[ WHIMPERS ]
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YOU KNOW, I FORGOT
MY GUMDROP BUTTONS, YEAH.
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COULD YOU, UH, RUN OVER THERE
AND GET 'EM FOR ME, PLEASE?
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SURE, I CAN. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
[ HUMMING ]
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RUN, RUN, RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN
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IF YOU WANT TO REMAIN
A GINGERBREAD MAN!
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[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING ]
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OH!
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
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OH, GINGY!
WAH!
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I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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I THOUGHT
YOU WERE HAPPY!
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OH, WELL...
IT'S ALL MY FAULT!
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I SHOULD'VE
TRIED HARDER!
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NO, NO, NO,
DON'T TRY HARDER!
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MAYBE I'M NOT
PRETTY ENOUGH!
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I CAN BE PRETTY,
REALLY PRETTY--
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THE GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS!
AAH!
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REMEMBER?
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00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:19,926
PLEASE!
LEAVE ME ALONE!
233
00:09:19,926 --> 00:09:22,696
GINGY!
234
00:09:22,696 --> 00:09:25,131
[ GRUNTING ]
LET GO, GINGY!
235
00:09:25,131 --> 00:09:29,769
FALL WITH ME
SO WE CAN BE TOGETHER FOREVER!
236
00:09:29,769 --> 00:09:31,771
HERE'S A THOUGHT--
YOU LET GO!
237
00:09:31,771 --> 00:09:35,675
AAH!
TOGETHER-- TOGETHER FOR--
238
00:09:37,811 --> 00:09:40,080
BOY, WHAT A NIGHT!
239
00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,415
I'M SO GLAD THAT IS OVER WITH!
240
00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:44,117
[ SIGHS ]
OH, WELL, NOTHING LASTS FOREVER.
241
00:09:44,117 --> 00:09:45,685
Man: IN SPORTS...
242
00:09:51,891 --> 00:09:53,893
[ THUNDER CRASHING ]
243
00:09:57,130 --> 00:09:58,264
[ SQUEAKS ]
244
00:09:58,264 --> 00:10:00,433
[ STATIC HISSING ]
245
00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:02,135
[ SNORES ]
246
00:10:02,135 --> 00:10:04,971
[ THUDDING ]
247
00:10:08,174 --> 00:10:10,443
TOGETHER FOREVER.
248
00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:11,878
AAH!
249
00:10:11,878 --> 00:10:14,748
All:
TOGETHER FOREVER!
250
00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:20,053
TOGETHER FOREVER!
251
00:10:20,053 --> 00:10:21,788
TOGETHER FOREVER.
WHAT A NICE SURPRISE!
252
00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:26,292
TOGETHER FOREVER!
253
00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:28,962
OH!
TOGETHER FOREVER!
254
00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:31,164
AAH!
TOGETHER FOREVER!
255
00:10:31,164 --> 00:10:33,867
HEY, WHAT'S UP?
All: TOGETHER FOREVER!
256
00:10:33,867 --> 00:10:37,904
I THINK WE BOTH MAY HAVE SAID
SOME THINGS I MIGHT REGRET!
257
00:10:37,904 --> 00:10:40,040
All: TOGETHER FOREVER!
GOSH, YOUR EYE IS PRETTY!
258
00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:43,176
All: TOGETHER FOREVER!
LOOK, I KNOW YOU'RE UPSET, SO--
AAH!
259
00:10:43,176 --> 00:10:47,247
WHY DON'T WE JUST SIT DOWN
AND DISCUSS THIS?!
260
00:10:47,247 --> 00:10:49,749
THEN THEY ATE ME!
261
00:10:49,749 --> 00:10:52,919
Together:
WHEE, WHEE, WHEE, WHEE, WHEE!
262
00:10:52,919 --> 00:10:55,121
THEY'RE GONNA DO THAT
ALL THE WAY HOME.
263
00:10:55,121 --> 00:10:56,756
[ SIGHS ]
I GOT TO GO.
264
00:10:56,756 --> 00:10:57,924
THEY'RE MY RIDE.
265
00:10:57,924 --> 00:10:59,325
WAIT A MINUTE.
266
00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:02,162
IF THEY ATE YOU, HOW IS IT
THAT YOU'RE STILL HERE?
267
00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:05,331
DID YOU NOT SAY
THIS WAS A TRUE STORY?
268
00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:06,833
UM...
269
00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:08,101
AHA-- BUSTED!
270
00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:09,836
YOU MADE IT UP,
DIDN'T YOU?
271
00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:13,306
I-- HEY, LOOK,
LORD FARQUAAD'S GHOST! AAH!
272
00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:15,875
DOODIE HEAD!
273
00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:17,177
[ DOOR OPENS ]
274
00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:19,846
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
AND THEN THERE WERE THREE.
275
00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:21,181
WHO ELSE WANTS TO STEP UP?
276
00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:24,084
I, TOO, HAVE A TERRIFYING TALE
TO TELL.
277
00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:26,286
IT WAS A DARK
AND STORMY NIGHT!
278
00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:28,054
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
HEY, WHAT THE--
279
00:11:28,054 --> 00:11:30,857
Donkey: AND WE NEEDED TO FIND US
SOME SHELTER!
280
00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:36,763
MY TURN
TO TELL A STORY.
281
00:11:36,763 --> 00:11:38,164
HEY, HEY, SHH!
282
00:11:38,164 --> 00:11:40,333
THE KINDLY INNKEEPER
WAS WARM AND FRIENDLY.
283
00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:42,235
SHE MADE ME FEEL
ALL BUBBLY INSIDE.
284
00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:44,971
MY TRUSTY SIDEKICK HERE
WOULD LOVE TO FRESHEN UP.
285
00:11:44,971 --> 00:11:47,207
SIDEKICK?
AND I WOULD LOVE
SOME WAFFLES!
286
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:48,375
WE ARE EQUALS.
287
00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:51,011
OH, MAN,
OF COURSE WE ARE--
288
00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:53,380
THE NOBLE DONKEY REASSURED
HIS CLEARLY INFERIOR SIDEKICK.
289
00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:55,115
I'M GETTING A LITTLE TIRED
OF THIS.
290
00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:57,017
BUT BEFORE PUSS
COULD FINISH HIS THOUGHT,
291
00:11:57,017 --> 00:11:59,085
HE DECIDED TO TAKE
A WELL-DESERVED TONGUE BATH.
292
00:11:59,085 --> 00:12:00,353
[ STAMMERS ]
293
00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:02,989
WHAT THE--
WELL, AS LONG AS I AM HERE.
294
00:12:02,989 --> 00:12:05,258
BUT RIGHT THEN,
DANGER CAME FROM BEHIND!
295
00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:07,327
[ IMITATING "PSYCHO" MUSIC]
296
00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:09,863
DUM, DUM!
DUM, DUM!
297
00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:11,831
DUM, DUM!
DUM, DUM!
298
00:12:11,831 --> 00:12:14,267
AND PUSS
WAS NEVER SEEN AGAIN.
299
00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:16,336
[ CHUCKLES ]
THE END.
300
00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:18,371
NO, THAT'S NOT
HOW THE STORY GOES!
301
00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:21,007
I WAS WELL AWARE
OF THE APPROACHING DANGER
302
00:12:21,007 --> 00:12:23,243
AND WENT FOR MY STEEL!
303
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:26,112
DON'T WORRY, LITTLE BUDDY.
I'M HERE TO SAVE YOU!
304
00:12:26,112 --> 00:12:27,881
[ SIGHS ]
YOU'RE KILLING ME.
305
00:12:27,881 --> 00:12:29,816
[ GASPS ]
IT WAS PRINCE CHARMING.
306
00:12:29,816 --> 00:12:31,251
HE WAS PACKING HEAT,
AND HE WANTED REVENGE!
307
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,153
I WANT REVENGE!
308
00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:36,823
HE SAID, BUT BEFORE ANYONE
COULD DO ANYTHING, KA-BAM!
309
00:12:36,823 --> 00:12:38,358
IT WAS AWFUL,
AND IT WAS TERRIBLE,
310
00:12:38,358 --> 00:12:40,193
AND IT WAS REALLY,
REALLY SCARY!
311
00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:42,095
WHAT?
NO! GO BACK!
312
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,830
[ REWINDING ]
313
00:12:43,830 --> 00:12:45,432
ALTHOUGH THE CHARMING
WAS FAST,
314
00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:48,935
I WAS SWIFT ENOUGH TO REPEL
THE ATTACK AND LEAP TO SAFETY!
315
00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:51,304
WHICH IS EXACTLY
WHAT HE WANTED YOU TO DO!
316
00:12:51,304 --> 00:12:53,139
[ GASPS ]
317
00:12:53,139 --> 00:12:54,908
CHARMING LAUGHED
JUST LIKE A CRAZED MANIAC.
318
00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:57,043
[ LAUGHS MANIACALLY ]
319
00:12:57,043 --> 00:12:59,079
WHOA!
320
00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:01,047
N-N-N-N-N-NO,
I'M SORRY,
321
00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:04,017
BUT I WOULD NEVER
LET THAT HAPPEN TO ME.
322
00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:06,219
INSTEAD, I-I-I WOKE UP.
323
00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:09,356
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
IT WAS ALL A DREAM.
324
00:13:09,356 --> 00:13:10,924
YOU MEAN A NIGHTMARE!
325
00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:13,093
YOU KNOW YOU'RE
ON THE CEILING, RIGHT?
326
00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:15,261
I WILL GET YOU
FOR THIS.
327
00:13:15,261 --> 00:13:17,364
OH, AND THEN THE LIGHTS
WENT OUT!
328
00:13:17,364 --> 00:13:20,433
IT WAS HORRIBLE AND SAD
HOW PUSS PLEADED FOR MERCY!
329
00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:22,035
MERCY?
PLEASE.
330
00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:24,070
SAID PUSS
WITH HIS LAST DYING BREATH.
331
00:13:24,070 --> 00:13:26,139
Puss: BUT WHEN THE LIGHTS
CAME BACK ON,
332
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:28,274
IT WAS THE DONKEY
WHO WAS TAKING A SHOWER!
333
00:13:28,274 --> 00:13:30,243
OH, MY GOODNESS!
WHY WOULD I DO THAT?
334
00:13:30,243 --> 00:13:33,146
HA-HA! AND RIGHT BEHIND YOU,
THERE WAS DANGER!
335
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:35,415
OH, MAN.
YOU WERE PARALYZED!
336
00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:38,151
[ HIGH-PITCHED SCREAM ]
IT WAS A DONKEY-EATING WAFFLE.
337
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,987
IT WAS PACKING HEAT,
AND IT WANTED REVENGE!
338
00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:43,423
I WANT REVENGE!
339
00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:46,159
THE DONKEY RAN,
BUT HOW FAR CAN YOU RUN
340
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,995
WHEN YOU ARE ON A PLATE
COVERED IN BUTTER,
341
00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:50,230
WEARING A PINK TUTU?
342
00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:51,398
NO!
AND A SOMBRERO!
343
00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:53,133
OH!
AND A COCONUT BRASSIERE!
344
00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:55,201
AGH!
AND ABOUT TO BE EATEN ALIVE!
345
00:13:55,201 --> 00:13:56,369
NO!
PLEASE!
346
00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:58,471
PLEASE,
I'LL SWITCH TO PANCAKES!
347
00:13:58,471 --> 00:14:00,974
AAH!
NOM-NOM-NOM.
348
00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:04,911
AND THE DONKEY
WAS NEVER SEEN AGAIN!
349
00:14:04,911 --> 00:14:07,313
[ LAUGHS MANIACALLY ]
350
00:14:07,313 --> 00:14:09,983
BUT WHAT PUSS DIDN'T KNOW
IS THAT RIGHT BEHIND HIM
351
00:14:09,983 --> 00:14:12,285
WAS THE ONE THING HE FEARED
MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE!
352
00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:14,421
NO, YOU WOULDN'T.
I WOULD!
353
00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:16,056
YOU DIDN'T!
I DID!
354
00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:18,958
NO, ANYTHING BUT THAT!
NO!
355
00:14:20,326 --> 00:14:21,494
[ SCREECHES ]
356
00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:25,331
THE END!
[ CASH REGISTER DINGS ]
357
00:14:25,331 --> 00:14:27,934
I'M PRETTY SURE
THAT'S CHEATING.
358
00:14:27,934 --> 00:14:29,369
[ SCOFFS ]
IT WORKED, DIDN'T IT?
359
00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:33,006
HMM. WHO'S NEXT
IN OUR LITTLE CONTEST?
360
00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:35,709
OH, HAS ANYONE
SEEN THE MICE?
361
00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:38,712
[ CREAKING ]
362
00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:41,147
ARE WE THERE YET?
363
00:14:41,147 --> 00:14:43,016
HUH.
OKAY.
364
00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:47,053
I THINK IT'S TIME FOR A STORY
THAT'S ACTUALLY SCARY.
365
00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:48,421
PBHT!
YEAH, WHATEVER.
366
00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:51,091
OH, SHH, SHH, SHH.
YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE.
367
00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:54,461
NOW, THEN, SOMETHING
BEYOND COMPREHENSION
368
00:14:54,461 --> 00:15:00,033
{\an8}WAS HAPPENING TO A LITTLE BOY
ON THIS STREET IN THIS HOUSE.
369
00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:03,737
{\an8}A MAN HAD COME AS A LAST RESORT
BECAUSE...
370
00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:08,041
[ SQUEAK! ]
...NO ONE ELSE
WOULD GO NEAR THE PLACE.
371
00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:11,411
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
372
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:12,545
AAH!
373
00:15:12,545 --> 00:15:15,548
I HEAR YOU'VE BEEN
EXPECTING ME.
374
00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:16,549
YOU ARE THE--
375
00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:18,551
THAT'S RIGHT.
I AM...
376
00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:20,253
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
377
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,322
...THE BABYSITTER.
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
378
00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:24,190
YES, YES.
THANK GOODNESS YOU'VE COME.
379
00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:30,063
MY BOY-- I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO HIM.
380
00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:31,531
I'VE NEVER SEEN
ANYTHING LIKE IT.
381
00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:35,135
TRUST ME, BUDDY, I'VE GOT
THREE LITTLE OGRES AT HOME.
382
00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:37,203
THIS WILL BE
A PIECE OF CAKE.
383
00:15:37,203 --> 00:15:39,172
Boy: DADDY!
384
00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:40,974
[ BABBLING ]
385
00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:43,410
DADDY!
386
00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:45,478
O-KAY, THEN.
387
00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:48,214
LOOK, I'M TELLING YOU, I'VE
TRIED EVERY TRICK IN THE BOOK.
388
00:15:48,214 --> 00:15:51,084
YOU SEE?
"ONCE UPON A TIME-OUT."
389
00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:53,620
OH, COME ON, NOW!
YOU'RE GONNA LISTEN TO A GOOSE?
390
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,255
PLEASE, YOU--
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
391
00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:56,589
IT'S LIKE
HE'S TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
392
00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:59,092
WHAT YOUR KID NEEDS
IS DISCIPLINE,
393
00:15:59,092 --> 00:16:01,428
NOT A BUNCH
OF PSYCHOLOGICAL MUMBO-JUMBO.
394
00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:04,297
YOU JUST GOT TO WALK IN THERE,
LOOK HIM IN THE EYE,
395
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:05,632
AND SHOW HIM WHO'S...
396
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:08,601
[ BABBLING ]
397
00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:11,237
PLEASE TELL ME
HE'S AN ONLY CHILD.
398
00:16:11,237 --> 00:16:13,106
BUBBLE GUM FISH PINS,
BA, BA, BOO!
399
00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:15,141
UM, HELLO.
400
00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:17,110
WHOOO!
401
00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:18,511
WELL, HERE'S YOUR PROBLEM.
402
00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:20,580
HIS HEAD'S
NOT SCREWED ON RIGHT.
403
00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:25,318
WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAR,
YOU GET LOTS OF STUFF.
404
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:27,554
WELL, I WISH
FOR A NICE, QUIET EVENING
405
00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:30,357
WHERE YOU GO TO SLEEP
AND I RAID THE ICEBOX.
406
00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:31,524
OKAY.
407
00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:33,193
OW! OW! OH! OOH! HEY!
408
00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:35,095
AAH!
OH, AAH!
409
00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:37,130
[ SIGHS ]
410
00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:39,199
SEE?
THAT WAS EASY.
411
00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:41,267
IT'S LIKE I ALWAYS SAY--
412
00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:44,537
WHEN IT COMES TO GOOD PARENTING,
YOU HAVE TO BE FAIR BUT FIRM.
413
00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:47,173
YOU JUST SHOW HIM
THAT YOU MEAN BUSINESS,
414
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:48,575
AND HE'S OUT OF BED AGAIN,
ISN'T HE?
415
00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:51,478
[ BABBLING ]
416
00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:54,547
YOU NEVER HAVE THIS PROBLEM
WITH SOCK PUPPETS.
417
00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:55,849
AAH! OH!
418
00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:57,417
ALL RIGHT,
WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT?
419
00:16:57,417 --> 00:16:59,552
VOICES.
VOICES?
420
00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:05,091
UH-HUH, IN HERE,
TELLING ME WHAT TO D-O-O-O-O.
421
00:17:05,091 --> 00:17:08,294
YOU HAVE VOICES
INSIDE YOUR HEAD?
422
00:17:08,294 --> 00:17:10,130
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
SOMETIMES.
423
00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:13,500
AND WHAT KIND OF THINGS
DO THEY TELL YOU TO DO?
424
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:16,302
[ VOMITING ]
OH!
425
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:20,206
UGH.
426
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:21,675
THE EARLY BIRD
CATCHES THE WORM.
427
00:17:21,675 --> 00:17:23,476
WHAT'S GOTTEN
INTO THIS KID?
428
00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:25,111
HEY! OW! HEY!
YOU'RE GOING TO...
429
00:17:25,111 --> 00:17:27,213
UH, MAYBE YOU SING HIM
A LITTLE SONG.
430
00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:29,215
COME HERE, YOU-- HEY!
431
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:32,485
DO I LOOK LIKE THE KIND OF GUY
THAT KNOWS A LULLABY?
432
00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:33,586
SING!
433
00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:36,122
♪ LULLABY, AND GOOD NIGHT ♪
434
00:17:36,122 --> 00:17:39,492
♪ CLOSE YOUR BIG,
CREEPY EYES ♪
435
00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:42,462
♪ IF YOU SLEEP,
AWAY I'LL CREEP ♪
436
00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:46,499
♪ AND GET OUT OF HERE
ALIVE ♪
437
00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:49,903
AWW. YOU KNOW, ONCE YOU GET PAST
ALL THE SPLINTERS
438
00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:52,739
AND ROPE BURNS,
HE'S ACTUALLY KIND OF CUTE.
439
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:55,608
NOW WHERE DID HE GO?!
440
00:17:57,243 --> 00:18:02,215
A BIRD IN THE HAND
IS WORTH TWO IN THE BUSH!
441
00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:04,217
NOW, THERE'S SOMETHING
YOU DON'T SEE EVERY DAY.
442
00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:05,385
[ BABBLING ]
443
00:18:05,385 --> 00:18:07,554
GET HIM OFF!
GET HIM OFF!
444
00:18:09,522 --> 00:18:11,491
AAAAAH!
445
00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:13,126
OOH!
446
00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:16,429
[ CREAKS ]
447
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,331
COME BACK HERE, YOU!
448
00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:20,600
I REGRET NOTHING!
449
00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:24,637
OW! OH! AAH! OH!
450
00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:28,241
AAH! OH! AAH! AAH!
451
00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:30,610
AAH! OH! AAH!
452
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,379
OH!
453
00:18:32,379 --> 00:18:33,780
[ GROANS ]
454
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:35,315
[ TAPPING ]
455
00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:36,549
EW!
456
00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:39,285
Pinocchio: I'M TOO YOUNG
TO HAVE TERMITES!
457
00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:41,621
I'M NO TERMITE, PINOCCHIO.
I'M A CRICKET.
458
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:45,258
YOU WERE THE VOICE IN MY HEAD
THIS WHOLE TIME?
459
00:18:45,258 --> 00:18:46,960
THAT'S RIGHT.
460
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,229
I'M THE ONE WHO WAS PUTTING ALL
THOSE THOUGHTS IN YOUR NOGGIN.
461
00:18:49,229 --> 00:18:51,431
I'M YOUR CONSCIENCE,
AND AS LONG AS YOU LET ME,
462
00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:53,400
I'LL ALWAYS BE IN--
463
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:56,670
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
464
00:18:56,670 --> 00:18:58,638
THE END.
465
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:00,340
UH, THAT WASN'T ME!
466
00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:02,742
I NEVER HAD ANY BUGS
IN MY HEAD!
467
00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:04,744
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
ASK ANYONE!
468
00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:08,782
OKAY, THEN. WHY DON'T WE START
BY ASKING YOUR CONSCIENCE?
469
00:19:08,782 --> 00:19:11,284
[ CRICKET CHIRPING ]
470
00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:14,387
[ SCREAMING ]
471
00:19:15,722 --> 00:19:17,724
UH, NOW WHO'S CHEATING?
472
00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:20,493
WELL, DONKEY, LOOKS LIKE
IT'S JUST YOU AND ME.
473
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:21,995
GO AHEAD.
474
00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:24,798
THERE AIN'T NOTHING YOU CAN SAY
THAT CAN SCARE ME!
475
00:19:24,798 --> 00:19:27,767
OH, WELL, I SUPPOSE
THERE'S NOTHING LEFT TO DO
476
00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:30,837
BUT SIT HERE IN THE DARK
AND WAIT FOR THE GHOST.
477
00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:32,505
GHOST?
WHAT GHOST?
478
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:34,240
FARQUAAD'S GHOST,
OF COURSE.
479
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:36,443
AS A MATTER OF FACT,
IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY,
480
00:19:36,443 --> 00:19:40,413
I BELIEVE YOU HAD A HAND
IN HIS UNTIMELY DEMISE.
481
00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:41,614
HEY, MAN,
THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
482
00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:44,551
AND BESIDES, ALL THAT GHOST
STUFF IS JUST AN URBAN LEGEND.
483
00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:46,252
YOU KNOW THAT.
IS IT?
484
00:19:46,252 --> 00:19:49,723
[ WIND WHISTLING,
CHAINS RATTLING ]
485
00:19:49,723 --> 00:19:52,792
OKAY, OKAY,
T-THAT'S JUST THE WIND.
486
00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:54,594
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
DONKEY.
487
00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:56,529
AND, APPARENTLY,
IT KNOWS MY NAME!
488
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:59,232
[ CREAKING ]
489
00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:03,737
THAT'S VERY FUNNY, SHREK,
BUT I KNOW IT'S YOU DOING THIS!
490
00:20:03,737 --> 00:20:07,273
HEY, I-I'M STANDING RIGHT HERE
WITH YOU, DONKEY.
491
00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:10,377
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
NO WAY!
492
00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:12,045
THIS PLACE IS NOT
HAUNTED BY A GHOST,
493
00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:13,413
AND WHEN THE SUN COMES UP,
494
00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:14,748
DONKEY WILL BE
THE NEW KING OF--
495
00:20:14,748 --> 00:20:16,383
IT'S RIGHT BEHIND ME,
ISN'T IT?
496
00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:18,485
[ MOANING ]
497
00:20:18,485 --> 00:20:19,452
AAH!
498
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:21,688
DONKEY!
499
00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:23,323
OH, MY GOODNESS!
500
00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:25,625
[ SCREAMING ]
501
00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:28,528
[ LAUGHS ]
502
00:20:28,528 --> 00:20:31,865
WELL, THAT'S WHAT I'D CALL
A NIGHT TO REMEMBER.
503
00:20:31,865 --> 00:20:35,068
WHAT DO YOU SAY WE SCARE
OURSELVES UP SOME DINNER?
504
00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:38,338
I'D SAY...GRAB THE KIDS,
AND LET'S GET GOING.
505
00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:39,873
[ LAUGHS ]
506
00:20:39,873 --> 00:20:42,742
AND THAT'S WHY WE'RE
THE KINGS OF HALLOWEEN.
507
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:46,379
HE WAS SO SCARED, WE PROBABLY
WON'T SEE HIM FOR A MONTH.
508
00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:48,915
SO, WHAT ELSE HAVE YOU GOT
IN YOUR BAG OF TRICKS?
509
00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:51,751
HMM,
I'VE GOT SEVEN EGGS.
510
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,520
PERFECT.
511
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,388
[ WHISTLING ]
512
00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:57,724
I LOVE THIS HOLIDAY.
513
00:20:57,724 --> 00:20:59,092
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
514
00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:01,327
Man:
I AM NOT HAPPY!
515
00:21:01,327 --> 00:21:04,397
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