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What are you doing?

Just standing.

Okay, can you stand somewhere else here in my light?

This is my house too.

In fact, it's more my house than yours.

Just because my mom moved in here doesn't make it more your house than mine.

I think it does.

Do you pay the mortgage?

Didn't have to.

Squatter's rights.

You're a creep.

I revel in it.

Like, there are a million places to sit in

this house, and you choose to sit right here.

My favorite spot.

You're actually the worst.

You're just jealous of my alpha male energy.

You're fucking delusional, you know that?

I'm the ideal male specimen.

In what softness.

We're engineering.

Yeah.

Those guys make a lot of money.

You know, you could have all the money in the world, and still be a total loser.

You're just jealous you can't bag a billionaire nerd.

Well, I believe in love.

Thank you very much.

No one believes in love.

I do.

I'm calling you out.

You barely know me.

We're siblings, aren't we?

Step-siblings?

And our parents married, like what, last year?

I see the way you spent hours looking at your nails.

Don't tell me you care about love.

Ah, so you're a misogynist.

I'm a feminist.

I believe men and women share equal rights.

And it's girls like you that give women a bad name.

Where'd you learn that?

Your MRA forms?

And if I did, does that make them wrong?

You're just mad that hot girls aren't into you.

I wouldn't be into someone like you anyways.

Like me.

Gold digger.

I am not a gold digger.

Sure you are.

How?

All women are.

Wow.

So you're a nerd and dumb as fuck.

I'm smart.

You don't even understand women.

Sure I do.

Women like abs and money.

What is this?

1988?

Well, I've read.

Let me stop you there.

This is the longest conversation you've ever had with someone that isn't your mom.

I get a lot of girls.

Okay.

Tell me about the last girl you fucked.

Okay.

Maybe that's too personal.

Tell me about the last girl you kissed.

Her name was Allison.

Okay.

Tell me about Allison.

She had red hair and soft boobs.

Sounds nice.

She was nice.

Where'd you meet her?

Coffee shop?

Are you gonna meet her again?

She moved to another state.

Right.

I was gonna break up with her anyways.

Did you do more than, you know, kiss?

If you're asking if we did it, then yeah, we did it.

Cool.

I knew you weren't a virgin.

Look, I'm not like you.

I don't just hook up with people.

Watch your fucking mouth.

I'm your sister.

Don't talk to me like that.

Stepsister.

And I didn't want your mom to marry my dad.

You think I want you to be my brother?

Look, Anthony.

Call me Tony.

Tony.

We're gonna be living with each other for a little while longer.

So how about we just learn to get along somehow, someway.

Okay?

You're right.

Can you stop being such a brat?

Why do you hate me so much?

What did I ever do to you?

I don't hate you, Lara.

You sure act like you do.

Well, I don't, okay?

Is it too much to ask that we just try to get along better?

It's just...

It's just girls like you.

They're not normally...

I mean...

They're normally not into me.

That sounds like a you problem.

Like, I have a lot of wonderful qualities.

You don't exactly show them often, do you?

What do you mean?

You're kind of a bully.

I'm not.

I was literally in here reading my book.

You come in here just to start an argument with me.

You were in my spot!

I didn't know that it was your spot.

You know what?

Take your spot.

This conversation is over.

What is your fucking problem?

God, I don't want you to be mad.

Too late.

What did I do?

Are you serious?

Yes.

You called me a whore.

No, I didn't.

You implied it.

You basically said I have sex with men for money.

You belittled me.

And then you basically pushed me off the couch.

You're making a big deal out of nothing.

No, I'm not.

Anthony, look.

Tony.

Tony.

Maybe you should try to act a little more normal.

And then girls would start to like you more.

What are you, my shadow or something?

I don't like the idea that you're mad at me.

Well, I am.

I didn't do anything wrong.

Of course not.

That's the problem.

I don't get you.

You really don't get it, do you?

Look.

You're not a bad looking guy.

You're just a jerk.

You've built up this insane fantasy in your head that all women are gold diggers.

And that's why you can't get a girlfriend.

Well... No, listen.

You don't have many friends, do you?

And I don't want to hear about those losers you post with online.

They don't count.

I have friends.

None that I've seen.

You're right.

I don't have any friends.

I am a jerk.

Push people away.

I'm not a virgin, but...

Basically am.

I'm sorry.

You're not a bad guy, Tony.

You're just saying that.

No.

Don't let this go to your head, but... I always thought you were pretty cute.

You do?

Yeah.

But then you opened your mouth.

I'm so sorry.

I know you don't mean it.

You're so pretty.

This is so easy for you.

Not really.

You're just so wrapped up in your own ego that

you can't see anyone else having it as bad.

You know... Most guys don't even try to get to know me.

That's why it hurts my feelings when you say

stuff like that, because it's kind of offensive.

It's like... You're not even trying to see me.

I see you.

I see you.

You do?

That was nice.

Did I do something wrong?

No.

It's just...

It isn't right.

I like you, Laura.

I know.

I can tell.

What are you doing?

Let go of me.

I need it so bad.

You need what?

No.

Say what you want.

Use your words.

I wanna fuck you.

You do?

No.

No, I'm not worthy.

You're not.

What?

I am.

I know.

Stop talking.

You're making it weird.

Your lips are so soft.

You don't even.

You're gonna have been a little mean lately.

Maybe it's because I'm so horny.

You're so handsome.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Sometimes my hand is in the mouth.

Mmm-hmm.

Mmm-hmm.

Mmm-hmm.

Mmm.

Yeah, just kiss me all over.

Yeah, I get comfy.

I might make you stay down there all day.

Oh

my god, I feel so good.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Oh, fuck.

More, more, more.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh my god.

He's touching me all over.

Yeah, don't stop, don't stop.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Yes, yes.

I got it.

Yeah, it feels so good.

Oh fuck.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh.

I can barely stay still.

Oh.

What do you do with that other hand?

Oh.

Touch me all over.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh.

Yes.

Oh, grab me harder.

Yeah.

Yeah, you can dig your nails into me.

It feels so good.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

So much.

Oh.

You're better than my Hitachi.

Oh god.

Don't stop.

Don't stop.

Don't stop.

Don't stop.

More, more, more.

Please.

Please, please.

Oh god.

Take me.

I'm gonna come.

I'm going to come.

Oh.

Oh, my god.

I'm so gonna, I'm so gonna têm me.

Have

you got me to return the paper?

Oh god, don't want you to stop.

I could have you down there all day.

mmm.

Let mechter cook your cock.

Please, please.

Please, please.

Please, please.

Please.

Just use my Positri.

I feel so good.

I feel so good.

I needed this so bad.

Please, please, please.

Just imagine doing this instead.

Maybe it will calm you down.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Yeah, use me, use me, use my pussy.

Use it.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck me.

I feel so good right there.

Yes, yes, yes, I'm going wrong.

Yes, use me, make your cock feel good.

Fuck me like a little fucktop.

I asked you to... and it felt good.

I just want to watch it jump out on me.

That was so much fun.

It looks like your cock is still hard though.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Just use this.

Touch me, touch me, touch me.

Touch me all over.

I never want your hands to stop touching.

Feel free to bother me all the time.

That feels so good.

You're going to make me come.

You're going to make me come.

I'm surprised you can last so long after coming.

Oh, that's impressive.

You're so good.

You're so good at fucking... I love you, God.

You said you needed me, but now I need this cock all the time.

It's too good.

Do

you have enough energy to fuck me?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Yes, please.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Oh my god.

Oh, I could let you make me come over and over and over and over again.

I just want to come all the time by your cock.

It feels too good.

Oh!

Help me, help me.

Please, please, please, please, give me a cock.

Yes.

Oh my god.

Oh, fuck.

Yes, yes, just like that.

Yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Yes, bring me, bring me.

Do you

come two times in a row?

Oh my god.

I don't want to come squirt out of your cock.

I'm going to make you come over and over again.

I'm going to make you feel good.

Oh my god.

Oh, I love fucking you.

Oh, fuck.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me.

Yeah, make yourself feel good.

Drink.

Oh.

Oh.

You have to jerk your cock off of my pussy.

That's right.

Use me, use me, use me.

Oh, please, stop.

Oh.

Yes, more, more, more.

More, more, more, more, more.

Faster, faster.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Yes, give it to me.

Give me all your con.

I want to drain you.

I want to drain your cock.

Fuck, I'm gonna come.

Yeah, you're gonna come.

Yeah, come all of me.

You're gonna make me drop in a fucking slut.

How does it look?

Looks pretty good.

Can we be done fighting now?

I know you don't mean it.

Uh, you're so pretty, life is easy for you.

I know.

We're time to fuck!

I got this.

Alright, action.