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And now DreamWorks's "The
Penguins of Madagascar."
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[THEME MUSIC]
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-Cute and cuddly, boys.
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-Punch it, Private.
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[SCREAMS]
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-Private, what was that?
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You could have broken
the track record.
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-Oh, you're welcome, little guy.
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Sorry, Skipper.
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I guess nice guys
really do finish last.
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-Yep, that's just nature's
way, young Private.
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THE AMARILLO KID: Yee-haw.
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Hole in one.
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-Intruder alert.
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THE AMARILLO KID: Mister,
I ain't no intruder.
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I am The Amarillo Kid.
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-Should I know you?
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-Only if your name is Mr. Tux.
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-Kowalski, my alias portfolio.
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-Let's see.
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There's two-bit
hood Jack the Knife,
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international
playbird Diego Garcia,
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wealthy industrialist
Lincoln Douglas.
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-I'm not seeing a Mr.
Tux here, Skipper.
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-Perhaps it was the time I woke
up in that Kyoto hotel room
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on a bed of counterfeit
Deutschmarks.
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-I'm Mr. Tux.
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-Oh, yeah.
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Well, thanks, young Private.
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I think I got this.
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-Well, Mr. Tux, it's
been a long time.
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Longer than a yellow snake
in a bowl of red bean chili.
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-What?
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-See, Mr. Tux and me, we have
some unfinished business.
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-Our Private?
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Your business is all
finished, isn't it, Private?
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-No, Skipper.
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The Amarillo Kid and I have
been on a collision course
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for a long, long time.
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-Yeah, that's right.
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Longer than a yellow--
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-Zip it, Kid.
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You're wasting your breath.
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I'm a different man now.
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-Man?
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But Private's so Private-y.
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What's this about?
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-Mr. Tux knows what it's about.
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-I told you.
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Never again.
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-Never say never,
unless it's when
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you're saying
never to say never.
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-Armadillos are all
just whacked out
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from the scorching desert heat.
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SKIPPER: Well, Private,
what an unexpected dimension
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this adds to your character.
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-Yeah, that's--
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-I don't like it.
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I like my men one-dimensional;
works better for me.
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-Sorry, Skipper.
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I was young and foolish.
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-Sorry.
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Went down the wrong oesophagus.
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-Here's what we got.
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Two legs, two flapjacks,
two strips of bacon,
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one smiling face.
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Might make you change your mind.
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What do you say, Mr. Tux?
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-Mr. Tux left
nothing but a trail
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of broken hearts and
shattered dreams.
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-Tell you what, you
sure shattered my dreams
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like a big old China
plate of dreams.
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-No.
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I will not play your
cursed game, Amarillo Kid.
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-Well, we'll just see about
that dramatic pronouncement
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and such, Mr. Tux.
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-What does he mean "game"?
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-It was brutal combat,
Skipper, and I was the best.
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But I walked away
before it destroyed me.
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-Guys?
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I think you're going to
want to get out here.
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-Hey, what's the deal?
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-I'm just warming up on the
locals before I whoop Mr. Tux.
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-Wait, you mean the
brutal combat was--
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-Mini golf.
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-Sorry, again.
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I thought he said mini golf.
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-No, that's right.
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Miniature golf.
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-With the windmills and
the neon-colored balls
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and the little pencilly things?
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-Oh, you betcha.
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Now, if you don't mind,
watch me sink this putt.
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-Oh, he's made this interesting.
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Everybody be interested.
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-Made it interesting?
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You mean you're
betting this nut ball?
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-Technically I'm losing
everything to this nut ball,
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but I can't let that
distract me from my game.
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MARLENE: Julien,
he's hustling you.
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-Oh, really?
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Well, what makes you think so?
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-Look out, clown's mouth.
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MARLENE: I don't
know, call it a hunch.
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-Not to worry.
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I have already doubled
down so all I need to do
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is make this shot.
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-Doubled down?
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-But what have you
got left to bet?
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-Nothing that is too valuable.
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Only my loyalest subjects.
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-Yippee.
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-Look, this isn't fair, Kid.
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That shot is impossible.
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-Impossible for him maybe,
but not for Mr. Tux.
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I think I might stuff them and
put them next to my jackalope.
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Maybe put little
antlers on them, too.
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Call them lemurlopes.
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-Wait.
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[APPLAUSE]
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-I swore, I swore I
would never, ever,
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ever play that
infernal game again.
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-OK.
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My bad.
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I really should just
put this mug down.
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-Private, what could be so
infernal about mini golf?
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-It wasn't the game;
it's what it did to me.
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I started playing for
fun, but I was good.
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I was too good.
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Pretty soon every
young punk who thought
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he could hit a straight
putt came looking for me,
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and then one day a young
armadillo was playing me tough.
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And I started to worry
that, for the first time,
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I might lose so I
did the unthinkable.
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That was it for me.
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I just walked away.
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-So you quit the game?
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-Yes.
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Forever.
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-Over an ice cream cone?
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-It was a double scoop.
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-Couldn't you just buy the
girl another ice cream?
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Or, you know--
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-It wasn't just the ice cream.
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It was me.
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The pressure of the competition
was making me tart and churlish
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and, yes, I'll admit it, at
times even a bit snippety.
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-Well, Private, as
utterly ridiculous
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as that sounds to all of
us, we're behind you 100%.
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[KNOCKING]
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-You know what I'm here for.
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-Sorry, armadillo,
Mr. Tux has retired.
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Permanently.
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Don't make me take
Rico off his leash.
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-I've got a date
with destiny, Mister.
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You don't mess with
destiny or Texas.
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Both.
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What do you say, Mr. Tux?
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Fancy a little game?
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-I warned you, Kid.
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Rico, find the armadillo,
do something horrific.
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-Oh, yeah.
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AUTOMATED VOICE: Self-destruct
sequence initiated.
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-A thermo fusion reactor.
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-Yeah, about that.
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I took the liberty of changing
the deactivation code.
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So no one gets out of here until
I've had my game with Mr. Tux.
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-You think you can
manually override
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the self-destruct sequence?
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-Probably not.
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-Private, I know you
swore never to play again.
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-If he wants Mr. Tux,
I'll give him Mr. Tux.
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-Now you go get him, Private.
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We all believe in you.
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[SCREAMING]
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KING JULIEN: Now, from the
Central Park Zoo, in, you know,
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Central Park.
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Hello and welcome
to the Zoostas Cup.
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I will be your
whispery announcer guy.
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-You're going to give me
your best game, Mr. Tux,
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or this whole animal farm won't
be worth more than a tooth
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with sidewinder
on Easter Sunday.
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-And the trash talk
is inscrutable.
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-He's going to blow up the zoo?
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-Oh, high stakes.
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Exciting.
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-Shh.
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They're about to tee off.
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Live from the gallery.
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-The instruction manual
is around here somewhere,
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I know it.
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-Here we go.
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Got it.
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No, wait.
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This is for the microwave.
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-Oh, we have a popcorn setting?
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[APPLAUSE]
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THE AMARILLO KID: Yeehaw.
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-Press and hold the start
button for five seconds, then?
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-Toggle.
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-I'm pressing the start button.
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-That's the menu button.
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-Oh, well, which one is it?
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-And so our two
mini golf gladiators
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enter the final
hole all tied up.
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Not like in ropes, but,
you know, like in scores.
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A hush has fallen over
the crowd, and I-- oh,
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am I right in the way here?
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A little bit?
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KOWALSKI: It was worth a try.
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-You hit that shot, and
you beat me, Mr. Tux.
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I guess you best not miss.
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-Count on it.
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-Oopsy.
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-Hey, what was that?
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-No fair.
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-I decide what's fair, and Mr.
Tux needs to sink that shot.
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SKIPPER: Private, I know I
throw the encouragement around
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like candy, but this time I mean
it, because I have no choice.
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-What is he doing?
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-But that's the
opposite direction.
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KING JULIEN: And here we go.
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For the match and
the bragger's rights.
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-And all of our lives.
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-I can't watch, but I must peek.
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-It's all over.
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I'm the best.
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I told you.
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I'm fancier than a
peacock in a crow flock.
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Yeehaw.
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-No, Kid, you might want
to take back that yeehaw.
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-Huh?
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What the?
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[CHEERING]
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-He did it.
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-And Private wins.
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-Yay for the Private
in the bow tie.
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-Well, Kid, you
wanted my best game.
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How's it taste?
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Like a tall glass of loser?
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-Kinda.
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SKIPPER: Nice job,
young Mr. Tux.
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-That last shot, I mean, wow.
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-The ball had totally stopped.
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-How did you do it, Private?
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-Well, let's just say nice
guy's don't always finish last.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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-Classic.
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-All right then, Skipper?
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-At ease, Private.
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I was laughing at a little
joke in the mission files.
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-Is it a funny one?
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-Oh, yeah.
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-Well, can I see it then?
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-Classified.
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-What's classified?
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Classic.
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-What?
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Why does Kowalski get to see it?
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-Well, he's got top
secret clearance.
261
00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:37,290
We can't go showing
our classified material
262
00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:39,000
to just anybody.
263
00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:40,730
Rico, you gotta see this.
264
00:12:45,140 --> 00:12:46,060
-I love it.
265
00:12:46,060 --> 00:12:46,990
That's classic.
266
00:12:46,990 --> 00:12:48,290
-Rico too?
267
00:12:48,290 --> 00:12:49,730
How's that fair?
268
00:12:49,730 --> 00:12:53,400
-Sorry, Private, but some files
are too private for a private.
269
00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:56,580
-Well, then, perhaps it's
time I got a promotion.
270
00:12:56,580 --> 00:12:57,870
-Uh-oh.
271
00:12:57,870 --> 00:13:00,890
-Let the promotion test begin.
272
00:13:00,890 --> 00:13:01,660
-What test?
273
00:13:01,660 --> 00:13:04,680
-Tonight you go mono
e mono with the most
274
00:13:04,680 --> 00:13:06,750
fearsome beast in
the concrete jungle.
275
00:13:06,750 --> 00:13:07,550
-A badger?
276
00:13:07,550 --> 00:13:08,040
-Exactly.
277
00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:08,740
What?
278
00:13:08,740 --> 00:13:10,070
No, not a badger.
279
00:13:10,070 --> 00:13:11,030
It's a secret, OK?
280
00:13:11,030 --> 00:13:13,960
A mysterious and deadly secret.
281
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,090
-He doesn't know
what he's saying.
282
00:13:15,090 --> 00:13:17,270
Give the boy a
chance to back out.
283
00:13:17,270 --> 00:13:19,490
-There are no take
backs in this unit.
284
00:13:19,490 --> 00:13:20,690
Rico, hit the snooze.
285
00:13:32,100 --> 00:13:34,320
SKIPPER: Stay frosty,
Private, the mystery
286
00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:35,850
beast can smell your fear.
287
00:13:35,850 --> 00:13:41,390
So can I. That is fear, right?
288
00:13:41,390 --> 00:13:43,020
-And I'm supposed to
fight this secret beast
289
00:13:43,020 --> 00:13:43,930
taped to a dumpster, am I?
290
00:13:43,930 --> 00:13:44,630
KOWALSKI: No.
291
00:13:44,630 --> 00:13:45,830
Rico just thought
that would be fun.
292
00:13:49,460 --> 00:13:50,470
-What's this?
293
00:13:50,470 --> 00:13:53,420
SKIPPER: The Concrete
Jungle Survival Guide.
294
00:13:53,420 --> 00:13:55,200
KOWALSKI: Audiobook version.
295
00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:57,870
AUTOMATED VOICE: So you're
about to face a beast more
296
00:13:57,870 --> 00:14:00,150
horrible than your
worst nightmare?
297
00:14:00,150 --> 00:14:02,960
Congratulations,
random listener.
298
00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:04,050
Let's work on that.
299
00:14:04,050 --> 00:14:06,400
-Wait, does this mean
you're not coming with me?
300
00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:08,230
SKIPPER: Well, this is your
promotion test, Private.
301
00:14:08,230 --> 00:14:10,210
No backup, no
supplies, you don't
302
00:14:10,210 --> 00:14:12,570
even get to know where you are.
303
00:14:12,570 --> 00:14:14,010
MORT: I know where we are.
304
00:14:14,010 --> 00:14:15,970
I drawed a map on the way.
305
00:14:15,970 --> 00:14:17,200
-You did not.
306
00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:19,360
That's a kiddy menu you
found in the gutter.
307
00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:21,300
-I live in the hamburger.
308
00:14:21,300 --> 00:14:25,270
SKIPPER: What in the
name of Custer's muster?
309
00:14:25,270 --> 00:14:26,180
-Oh, yes.
310
00:14:26,180 --> 00:14:28,030
We're here for the
camping out party.
311
00:14:28,030 --> 00:14:30,080
I've got my booty all
warmed up for the banjo
312
00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:32,140
sing along camp fire dancing.
313
00:14:32,140 --> 00:14:32,990
Check it out.
314
00:14:32,990 --> 00:14:33,750
Yeah, yeah.
315
00:14:33,750 --> 00:14:34,450
Keep checking.
316
00:14:34,450 --> 00:14:36,160
-Well, this ain't no
camp out, Ringtail.
317
00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:36,860
-Yeah?
318
00:14:36,860 --> 00:14:39,830
Then how come you've got a
fire plug poncho and a dress
319
00:14:39,830 --> 00:14:41,840
made out of artsy
craft supplies?
320
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:42,540
-Hey.
321
00:14:42,540 --> 00:14:45,810
-This is standard issue
urban jungle camouflage.
322
00:14:45,810 --> 00:14:46,760
-Uh-huh.
323
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:50,400
So who wants to sing the
Kumbayas till the sun comes up?
324
00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:51,670
-No Kumbayas.
325
00:14:51,670 --> 00:14:53,550
This is penguin versus nature.
326
00:14:53,550 --> 00:14:56,140
Private's lucky if he lives
to see another sunrise.
327
00:14:56,140 --> 00:14:57,250
-Sorry?
328
00:14:57,250 --> 00:14:59,060
-It's a rite of
passage, Private.
329
00:14:59,060 --> 00:15:03,580
If everybody survived, it
would be a-- a-- Kowalski?
330
00:15:03,580 --> 00:15:05,250
Clever turn of phrase options?
331
00:15:05,250 --> 00:15:08,460
-A wrong of passage.
332
00:15:08,460 --> 00:15:09,160
-Fine.
333
00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:13,750
See if I care, but you'll miss
some happy camping, my friend.
334
00:15:13,750 --> 00:15:16,050
-27 minutes to
midnight, Private.
335
00:15:16,050 --> 00:15:19,820
You better play that tape before
the beast goes on the prowl.
336
00:15:19,820 --> 00:15:20,700
-Oh.
337
00:15:20,700 --> 00:15:22,110
Less than half an hour?
338
00:15:22,110 --> 00:15:23,050
How am I supposed to--
339
00:15:28,100 --> 00:15:29,610
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Key one to defeating
340
00:15:29,610 --> 00:15:31,190
the beast, surveillance.
341
00:15:31,190 --> 00:15:34,880
Binoculars, anything to
track your enemy's movements.
342
00:15:40,580 --> 00:15:43,650
-Instant telescope.
343
00:15:43,650 --> 00:15:45,220
-Thank you, dumpy penguin.
344
00:15:45,220 --> 00:15:48,050
You see, Mort, in camping
you can build a fire
345
00:15:48,050 --> 00:15:50,460
with nothing but a
pirate looky tube.
346
00:15:50,460 --> 00:15:52,220
-Don't you need
sunlight for that?
347
00:15:52,220 --> 00:15:55,160
-Why would I need
sunlight to do this?
348
00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:58,450
Make fire now you looky tube.
349
00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:05,220
This one's defective.
350
00:16:05,220 --> 00:16:07,860
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Key two, camouflage.
351
00:16:07,860 --> 00:16:10,870
If the beast can't see
you, he can't hurt you.
352
00:16:10,870 --> 00:16:11,570
-OK.
353
00:16:11,570 --> 00:16:13,740
How did Rico make his
newspaper disguise?
354
00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:15,920
-Artsy craft supplies.
355
00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:17,680
-What are you doing?
356
00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:18,550
-Check it out.
357
00:16:18,550 --> 00:16:22,550
King Julien crossing the
Delaware Avenue, right?
358
00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:28,830
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Key three, weapons.
359
00:16:28,830 --> 00:16:29,770
You need some.
360
00:16:29,770 --> 00:16:31,190
-Well, obviously.
361
00:16:35,810 --> 00:16:36,760
That's a whip.
362
00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:38,310
Or I could make a bow and arrow.
363
00:16:38,310 --> 00:16:40,230
-Banjo strings.
364
00:16:40,230 --> 00:16:43,270
ALL SINGING: Julien is
the king of the ocean.
365
00:16:43,270 --> 00:16:44,620
-Stay on key, Mort.
366
00:16:44,620 --> 00:16:45,670
-Will you stop that?
367
00:16:45,670 --> 00:16:47,230
I need that string.
368
00:16:47,230 --> 00:16:49,510
It's nearly midnight, and I've
got to face some horrible--
369
00:16:49,510 --> 00:16:50,470
-Private.
370
00:16:50,470 --> 00:16:53,930
This is how you prepare
for the fight of your life?
371
00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:54,630
-No.
372
00:16:54,630 --> 00:16:55,980
I wasn't.
373
00:16:55,980 --> 00:16:57,650
-Kowalski, commandeer
that banjo.
374
00:17:00,290 --> 00:17:03,380
Ready or not, Private, it's
time to meet the enemy,
375
00:17:03,380 --> 00:17:06,480
and since you like
banjo music so much,
376
00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:08,810
we're going to do it in song.
377
00:17:08,810 --> 00:17:13,550
[BANJO MUSIC]
378
00:17:13,550 --> 00:17:16,090
KOWALSKI SINGING: Pull
up a seat and sit a spell
379
00:17:16,090 --> 00:17:18,310
while this spooky tale I relate.
380
00:17:18,310 --> 00:17:23,160
[INAUDIBLE] of steel and
wheels man never did create.
381
00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:25,530
The bus called Graveyard Eight.
382
00:17:25,530 --> 00:17:27,070
-The bus called Graveyard Eight.
383
00:17:30,700 --> 00:17:33,430
KOWALSKI SINGING: Runs midnight
to dawn, no driver in sight.
384
00:17:33,430 --> 00:17:35,390
Fueled by evil incarnate.
385
00:17:35,390 --> 00:17:37,750
Never slowing down as
it prowls the town,
386
00:17:37,750 --> 00:17:40,340
ploughing animals
down to their fate.
387
00:17:40,340 --> 00:17:42,270
Better run from Graveyard Eight.
388
00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:43,970
-Better run from
Graveyard Eight.
389
00:17:43,970 --> 00:17:44,670
Look out.
390
00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:50,110
KOWALSKI SINGING: So hear and
fear and keep the kids clear
391
00:17:50,110 --> 00:17:52,650
of this express to
the Pearly Gates.
392
00:17:52,650 --> 00:17:55,400
-It got two of my uncles
and six of my cousins.
393
00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:56,590
They were all from upstate.
394
00:17:59,450 --> 00:18:00,390
True story.
395
00:18:00,390 --> 00:18:02,210
ALL SINGING: The bus
from Graveyard Eight.
396
00:18:08,260 --> 00:18:12,050
-So the bus is haunted, and
you want me to fight it?
397
00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:12,810
A bus?
398
00:18:12,810 --> 00:18:15,310
-And come home with a
nifty souvenir to prove it.
399
00:18:15,310 --> 00:18:17,970
-That'll put some feathers
on your chest, eh?
400
00:18:17,970 --> 00:18:21,020
-Um, I don't think I care about
that classified joke anymore.
401
00:18:21,020 --> 00:18:21,870
-Good hunting, Private.
402
00:18:21,870 --> 00:18:25,530
If all goes well, we'll
see you alive at dawn.
403
00:18:25,530 --> 00:18:28,080
Of course, with the
prementioned souvenir in hand.
404
00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:34,130
-And if not, well,
you'll be fine.
405
00:18:34,130 --> 00:18:36,730
-But I'm not ready.
406
00:18:36,730 --> 00:18:39,360
Any more advice survival
guide audio book?
407
00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:45,340
AUTOMATED VOICE: This recording
will self-destruct right now.
408
00:18:45,340 --> 00:18:46,080
-Good luck.
409
00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:53,370
-Here, bus.
410
00:18:53,370 --> 00:18:55,630
Here, bussy, bussy.
411
00:18:55,630 --> 00:18:58,630
Please be a nice haunted bus.
412
00:18:58,630 --> 00:19:00,480
-I caught a wall, yay.
413
00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:02,160
-What are you doing
in the street?
414
00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:05,070
-Obviously we are
sewer fishing, duh.
415
00:19:05,070 --> 00:19:06,560
-But the Graveyard Eight.
416
00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:07,970
-The grape jar what now?
417
00:19:07,970 --> 00:19:10,490
-The haunted bus that
runs over animals.
418
00:19:10,490 --> 00:19:12,000
-Never heard of it.
419
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,180
Perhaps if you gave
it a catchy jingle?
420
00:19:14,180 --> 00:19:15,480
Or perhaps a theme song?
421
00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:16,180
-Look out.
422
00:19:16,180 --> 00:19:16,880
-Shh.
423
00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:18,500
I'm in my fishing zone.
424
00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:19,400
-Really?
425
00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:21,250
Cause I'm not
catching jack-a-doodly
426
00:19:21,250 --> 00:19:24,920
with this [INAUDIBLE].
427
00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:26,160
I have caught something.
428
00:19:28,970 --> 00:19:29,860
-No.
429
00:19:29,860 --> 00:19:32,370
This is your test, Private.
430
00:19:32,370 --> 00:19:34,370
[SCREAMING]
431
00:19:47,870 --> 00:19:50,870
-Yes.
432
00:19:50,870 --> 00:19:52,110
[SCREAMING]
433
00:19:52,110 --> 00:19:54,080
-Hang on, I think
I can get you free.
434
00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:54,780
-No, no.
435
00:19:54,780 --> 00:19:56,400
I know this camp time activity.
436
00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:59,670
The only way to untangle
is to work as a team
437
00:19:59,670 --> 00:20:04,720
so everybody shut it,
and I will be the team.
438
00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:08,550
-Oh, the foot is in my face.
439
00:20:08,550 --> 00:20:09,250
-I did it.
440
00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:10,300
-Goody for you.
441
00:20:10,300 --> 00:20:14,210
-We just need something
to cut the line.
442
00:20:14,210 --> 00:20:15,680
Just hang on; I'll be back.
443
00:20:19,330 --> 00:20:22,970
SCARY VOICE: Fifth
Avenue, Washington Square.
444
00:20:27,130 --> 00:20:27,860
-No driver.
445
00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:28,560
-I know.
446
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:29,260
Spooky right?
447
00:20:29,260 --> 00:20:30,720
[SCREAMING]
448
00:20:31,580 --> 00:20:35,610
-I thought this was where we
steal the other camp's mascot.
449
00:20:35,610 --> 00:20:36,330
-What?
450
00:20:36,330 --> 00:20:40,070
Are you completely--
we are not camping.
451
00:20:40,070 --> 00:20:43,600
-Oh, somebody's working
on his sour puss
452
00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:47,300
grumpy grouch activity badge.
453
00:20:47,300 --> 00:20:49,550
It's you by the way.
454
00:20:49,550 --> 00:20:52,660
-Just find something sharp and
pointy to cut the fishing line.
455
00:20:56,290 --> 00:21:00,630
Sharp, pointy, perfect.
456
00:21:00,630 --> 00:21:02,040
[SCREAMING]
457
00:21:02,740 --> 00:21:03,960
KING JULIEN: Look at me.
458
00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:06,130
I found us something
sharp and pointy.
459
00:21:06,130 --> 00:21:06,830
I win.
460
00:21:14,750 --> 00:21:17,490
-We have to hurry, Julien,
before the Graveyard Eight
461
00:21:17,490 --> 00:21:19,070
claims Maurice and Mort forever.
462
00:21:19,070 --> 00:21:21,450
-And yet, here you are
talking, talking, talking,
463
00:21:21,450 --> 00:21:22,980
and doing nothing,
nothing, nothing.
464
00:21:22,980 --> 00:21:26,050
-But there's still one part of
the bus I haven't searched yet.
465
00:21:26,050 --> 00:21:27,110
SCARY VOICE: Seventh Avenue.
466
00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:40,720
-No pets on the bus.
467
00:21:48,050 --> 00:21:50,020
[LAUGHING]
468
00:21:50,020 --> 00:21:51,500
-Again, again.
469
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,450
PRIVATE: Sharp and pointy.
470
00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:01,940
-Oh.
471
00:22:01,940 --> 00:22:02,940
Whoa.
472
00:22:02,940 --> 00:22:03,740
-Come on.
473
00:22:03,740 --> 00:22:04,440
-I love camping.
474
00:22:07,930 --> 00:22:12,420
-Jump
475
00:22:12,420 --> 00:22:14,480
-Hurray for the Private.
476
00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:15,250
Thank you, the Private.
477
00:22:15,250 --> 00:22:16,040
-Amazing.
478
00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:18,780
-Yeah, that was pretty good.
479
00:22:18,780 --> 00:22:21,150
-Kowalski, promotion analysis?
480
00:22:21,150 --> 00:22:24,410
-Private risked his own safety
to free helpless captives
481
00:22:24,410 --> 00:22:25,920
from a demonic bus.
482
00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:29,110
That's plus 17 points.
483
00:22:29,110 --> 00:22:30,550
-They were all lemurs.
484
00:22:30,550 --> 00:22:31,580
Minus 20.
485
00:22:31,580 --> 00:22:34,370
-But he did bring back
one primo souvenir.
486
00:22:34,370 --> 00:22:37,570
-Well, congratulations
young Private.
487
00:22:37,570 --> 00:22:43,410
You've been promoted
to Private First Class.
488
00:22:43,410 --> 00:22:44,110
-Yes.
489
00:22:44,110 --> 00:22:44,530
-Way to go.
490
00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:44,950
-Yippee.
491
00:22:44,950 --> 00:22:45,650
-First Class.
492
00:22:45,650 --> 00:22:47,660
-Of course, we'll
still call you Private.
493
00:22:47,660 --> 00:22:49,640
First Class is implied.
494
00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:51,750
Enjoy your classified
joke access.
495
00:22:56,700 --> 00:22:59,120
-I don't get it.
496
00:22:59,120 --> 00:23:02,470
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