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Misfortune cookie
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Okay, that's one order of general tso shrimp, one fried rice,
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one veggie chow mein, and two kung pao scallops.
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You are correct.
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Okay, that's $35.84. We'll be there in 20 minutes.
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I got $1.17.
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- And rico got the rest, which is both impressive and gross.
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- Pack it up, boys. We're on.
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- Here you go, sir.
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Keep the change.
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- It's all change.
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You are correct.
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My friends... Dinner is served.
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Take note, maurice.
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Tonight chow mein is my main chow.
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Take another note, Maurice.
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Never am I eating chow mein again.
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Excuse me.
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General tso and his shrimp beat me tonight.
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Oh, well played, General.
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Skipper, I hope you saved room for a fortune cookie.
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Private, there's always a room for a fortune cookie.
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I say, would you like Phil and I read your fortune?
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Knock yourselves out.
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Oh, your decisive skills make you a natural leader.
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Well, thanks. But what does the cookie say?
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That was it.
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Oh, well, the cookie is quite perceptive.
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Kowalski
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You're careful and considerate.
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After careful consideration, I concur with the cookie.
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Oh, read mine, read mine!
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Your heart is a fountain of joy.
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It's true. It is.
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How about yours, Rico?
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Egad, man. Are you certain you are reading that right?
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What does it say?
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Eh, your smiles are like rays of sunshine, warm and inviting.
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My, look at the time, we must dash.
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Hold up, chimp. I smell monkey business.
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- You do? - Yeah, I do
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Rico, smile.
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That is not a warm and inviting smile.
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More like creepy and unsettling.
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Right. So, chimp, what's that fortune really saying?
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Fine. It says you will soon meet a foul end.
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Rico! Get a hold of yourself, man. Fortunes don't mean anything.
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Wait a minute, Skipper. Yours did.
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That's called the exception that proves the rule.
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And mine did too. - The other exception.
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- And Kowalski's? - Okay!
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They were exceptional cookies,
but that doesn't prove anything.
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Fortunes are mere superstitions.
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Yes, these stitions are super,
that is why you must listen to them!
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This is a curse. Your friend has been given
a misfortune cookie!
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A what?
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A misfortune cookie.
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It is like a regular fortune cookie
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except that it is filled with hate, and bile!... and sugar...
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and evil!
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Oh! That doesn't sound good. Except for the sugar part.
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You need the sugar, or the bile will overwhelm the flavor.
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Anyway, it is only a matter of time before Chico
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- Rico! - Rico meets his foul end.
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Come on, Rico, you not gonna believe this ringtail nutjob
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over your level headed friends, are you?
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Good man!
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Got me nines?
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No. Go fishies!
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Maurice, I worry about those penguins.
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What will make them believe in curses?
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Sure that that penguin meeting
the foul end? Nothing.
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Ah! But what if me made Freako...
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- Rico - Rico meet a foul end. Then the penguins
would believe.
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Maybe, but then it wouldn't be the curse.
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Wouldn't it, Maurice? Are you sure?
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
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And I'm pretty not. No, wait, not.
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I'm pretty, very very pretty, so pretty.
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Mort! Tell me I am pretty.
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You are pretty.
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Thank you. See, Maurice. Mort agrees with me. Case closed.
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All right. What do you have in mind?
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Rico, you can't hide in there forever.
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True, an unusual series of offence seems to be conspiring
against you but does that mean you cursed?
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- Yup. - Rico, say that you're cursed,
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do you really think a fortress of pillows would protect you?
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Look, curse is unreal, there's another explanation out there.
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And I intend to find it.
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This cart is uncapable of self-locomotion.
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- So the cart was pushed. - Precisely!
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I just started to eat my hay
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when something sharp like a needle popped me right on the butt.
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Compelling
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Skipper, look! Lemur fur.
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Lemur fur with a lot of hair products.
This can only mean one thing.
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Don't play dumb with me, ringtail!
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Who says I'm playing?
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We know you're behind the so-called mishaps.
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This is an outrageousness for you to accuse me like a snake.
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Yo! We've got a snake to bite Rico. This will convince those penguin...
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Yeah, forget it.
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Okay, you caught me with the red hands, I did it all.
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And you are gonna undid it all.
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And so it was me who made
all those scary things happen on you.
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See, Rico? There's no curse after all.
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I don't think he believes me.
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Options. I need options.
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I have an "in" with the sky spirits.
I can ask them to break the curse.
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Oh, come on. Your mumbo-jumbos no more real
than a fortune cookies.
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Yes, but if Rico is willing to believe
in one superstition.
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Perhaps he'll believe in another.
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No way. Ringtail has done enough damage.
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Kowalski, give me some more options.
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Okay, give me a minute.
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Here we go. We can replace Rico's brain
with a wombat's.
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- How would that help?
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- I don't know, but I've got to do
something with this.
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Okay, I guess we do it your way.
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Yeah! I'll get my curse-breaking crown.
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Rico! I was wrong, oh, so very very wrong.
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The curse is real, it's up to the sky spirits now.
Go to the ringtail.
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Go.
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Come closer!
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Closer!
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A little more closer!
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Wait, OK, that's too close, take one step back,
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another one little half step. Right there.
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Tell me, flightless bird Pico.
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- Rico! - Rico. Why are you here?
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- You know why he's here.
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- Excuse me. Are you wearing the big hat?
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No? Trust me, it's a part of a ritual. Go on.
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Okay, didn't catch any of that.
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So let's skip the Qs and the As and move right into the curse removal.
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Three terrible trials await you.
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The first is the journey of a thousand tears.
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You will walk the secret path... of Tikis.
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Peeling an onion while you are
repeatedly smacked by...
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the fishies.
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Next is the journey of a thousand burdens.
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You will carry the heavy things and...
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whistle while you do it.
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Finally, it's the trampling
by a thousand rhinos.
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Eh, slight clinch though we only have one rhino,
so you have to do it thousand times.
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Flightless bird, you have completed
the three trials.
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By the way, sorry about the extra
rhino tramplings. I lost count.
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And now, by the power invested in me
by the sky spirits
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- I pronounce you curse free. - Yeah!
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Julian did it, Rico is cured.
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Or at least he thinks he is.
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Works for me.
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Oh, dude, sorry, my bad.
At least I'm comfortable.
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Mad men is why we don't fly.
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Skipper, do you realise what just happened? Duck is a water fowl.
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And so its ducks bump is a fowl end.
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Rico met a foul end. The curse was real.
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- Told you! - Yeah!
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