Original subtitles

Today this term has come to a close

and summer vacation will start.

As the head teacher, I, Uchiyamada,

thank you for your enthusiasm in teaching.

The only disappointment has been

the one embarrassment of a teacher,

to have his class boycotted by his own students...

This was an unheard of disgrace.

On top of that,

we would have figured he would have taken some

of that to heart, it seems he thinks that summer vacation

has already started!

In any case, come fall he will no longer be with this academy.

So it doesn't really matter.

That aside, what I want to say is...

Sorry, I'm in the middle of a staff meeting right now.

Excuse me.

Hello, did you get the tickets?

You did!

That's great!

Okay! Now I can go to Saipan and get rid of all this stress

I've built up in Japan!

Now I have a request of the teachers,

I know that it is considered that your duties are done.

He's still at it!

The head teacher's so long winded, you know.

People who're only thinking of playing,

they want to hurry and go home.

And so, heading toward fall,

I would like you to consider what effect you can have.

Thank you very much!

- Oh, Fuyutsuki-sensei. - Yes?

- Could you stay for a bit? - But... I'm kind of in a rush...

The head teacher has something important to discuss.

What is it?

We'd like you to teach a special advanced English class.

- Special advanced class? - Yes.

During summer vacation, selected students

from this academy, they'll attend special classes set up with

a special curriculum for the college entrance exams.

Didn't you hear about it?

But isn't that same as the cram schools?

It's those cram schools that we won't lose too!

If even one more student gets into college,

then the parents will be overjoyed,

and this academy's image will go up!

I'm impressed sir, those who truly love this academy

- really think differently. - No, no, please!

Excuse me, but why me?

Teshigawara-sensei recommended you.

What?

With Fuyutsuki-sensei's help, I felt I could give it my all.

Congratulations!

Those of you here have been selected as the top elite

of this academy.

That goes without saying.

We have only one goal.

That is to get you into a first class university

to build a shining future for you!

In order to achieve that, we teachers are willing

to sacrifice our summer vacation

and work with you toward that goal.

If you put your trust into me,

you will make it into a first class, no...

you'll make it into Tôdai University. I promise that!

Now then...

When the PTA sees the success of this special class,

their opinion of me will undoubtedly rise!

If that happens...

Then someday this chair will become mine.

No...

Maybe even by fall!

Then my wife and daughter of mine won't be able

to make a fool of me!

What is it that you want to talk about?

Well...

Why did you select me?

That's because I thought you were most suited for it,

- of course. - But I'm not brilliant like you,

Teshigawara-sensei.

Well, I know the most about you.

Have more confidence in yourself.

But...

You see I made plans to go on a trip.

I'm sorry, but could you ask the head teacher

to excuse me from this?

Could it be...

- with Onizuka-sensei? - What?

Are you going on a trip together?

Of course not! It's with a friend!

Who'd go with that kind of fool who mistakes

summer vacation a day early?

He's a great conscientious teacher!

He's probably working on convincing his students

- to return to class by fall. - I doubt it!

He's probably somewhere chasing after some

women's butt right now.

- What are you doing? - Oh! You surprised me!

Aren't you even embarrassed as a teacher to be peeping?

That's not what I'm doing, look.

Nomura-san's started dance lessons!

That's great!

Isn't it, Onizuka-sensei?

- Hmm, look at it jiggle... - What are you looking at?

Well you know, bigger isn't always better.

- Just what are you looking at? - For me, that much is fine.

Onizuka-sensei!

I'm home, Azusa...

SORIMACHI TAKASHI

MATSUSHIMA NANAKO

KONDÔ YOSHIMASA

ENJÔJI AYA NUMATA BAKU

KOBAYASHI MASAHIRO IDA KUNIHIKO

KIRARI IKEUCHI HIROYUKI

YAMAZAKI YÛTA TOKUYAMA HIDENORI

KUBOZUKA YÔSUKE NAKAMURA AIMI

KIMURA TAE

FUJIKI NAOHITO

MABUCHI ERIKA

TATEISHI RYÔKO

NAKAO AKIRA

SHIRAKAWA YUMI

English Subtitles by STUDIO NEW MEDIA

Subtitles Edited and Timed by SCHWEFELHEXAFLUORID

D-ADDICTS www.d-addicts.com

Directed by AKABANE HIROSHI

A Production of KANSAI TEREBI & AVEC

Two tickets to Saipan for the end of the month.

I'll see what I can do,

but it might not be possible this late.

I'm really sorry! I really meant to go next week.

But then this special class thing started.

They come up with some strange ideas, don't they?

Why don't you quit this school thing?

But if I quit now in the middle of the year...

You should take early retirement,

- to get married! - That'd be great, but...

It's Saipan! Shouldn't you go with a guy?

Azusa, there must be tons of guys you

could get to take you.

But wouldn't we be staying in the same room?

It'll be okay, guys nowadays are pushovers.

You just have to say "That's not what I had in mind,"

and they'll give up.

Well, I suppose so, but...

Come on, isn't there some guy?

Like maybe the teacher that sits next to you in the staff room.

Next to me?

Will you stop that!

Are you going on a date?

He asked me out during one of the flights.

He's a dentist. And he's the eldest son.

Maybe I'll keep this one.

It's great being a stewardess.

- You have your pick of men. - It's nothing great.

There aren't any good men out there.

You know, to find someone that you can really say, "I love him!"

- That would be great. - Sure...

But in reality, there's no men like that out there.

In any case,

we just have to pick from the men we find.

- Okay, I gotta go! - Oh! I'll see you out!

Thanks!

Dammit! Why's it so frickin' hot!

Think I'll buy A/C!

You have that kinda money?

Man! This is the first time I've got a serious job,

- and I don't even get a bonus! - Yeah well, you and money were

never meant to be together.

Oh yeah, I wonder what Fuyutsuki-sensei's going to do?

- Going to do? - For summer vacation!

I bet she's got lots of plans.

- She must have some guy too. - Will you cut it out!

- What about you? - 'Bout what?

Could it be... you're in love with her?

Are you joking? Gimme a break!

Yeah, that's true. There's no way a barbarian like you,

and an angel like Fuyutsuki- sensei would ever get together.

Well 'xcuse me!

Alright then! I'm going to make a serious play for her!

You got a problem with that?

Of course not!

'Sides, I'd rather have A/C than a woman.

A/C, huh?

I would like all of you to witness the great effort

being put into this special advanced class.

Class is about to start, please step this way.

Onizuka! Just because your room doesn't have A/C,

you cannot violate the sanctity of the principal's office!

It's inexcusable!

If the board saw this, do you know what would happen?

Teshigawara-sensei is working so hard with the special class!

Just what are you going to do about this, Director!

But Onizuka-sensei's class is boycotting him,

he must be trying to work a solution out.

He's not doing that!

He was watching adult video's in the principal's office!

Here's what we'll do...

We'll have Onizuka-sensei stay here as a security guard.

He does know karate...

What are you suggesting, Director!

That's right, our police patrolman is out with

a head cold, so it should work out perfectly!

- That's not the point! - Oh my...

I have a plane to catch,

you see - I'm going to visit my daughter in London for a bit.

Director!

Men are stronger, right?

Everyone knows that.

Hey kid! No jumping!

No jumping, right?

Hey! I said no jumping!

What are you doing, Onizuka-sensei?

Fuyutsuki-sensei, do you want to go for a swim too?

- Hold on a minute. - There's no way I can do that!

It'll be okay! Here, you can rent a swimsuit!

You're interrupting the special advanced class!

What's that, the special advanced class?

Never mind already! I don't have time for this!

Fuyutsuki-sensei!

Fujitomi-sensei!

I figured considered region?

Alright, calm down everyone!

People who go to second rate colleges,

end up with second rate lives.

Let them have their fun now.

The one's to have the last laugh,

will be us.

That Onizuka's messing around.

You should just forget about him.

He's only got one more month.

Thanks for your work today.

Oh, Teshigawara-sensei, you're still here?

Yes, I was thinking of revising

the special advanced class' curriculum.

Wow, that's great!

I'm no good with machines, so I've never used PCs.

PCs are easier to use than it looks.

If you like, I'll teach you how to use it!

Please!

I think the time has come to computerize

all the students' personal information.

With accurate grades recorded for each individual,

it will enhance the efficiency of the teachers job.

Wow, that's great!

So, what do I do after this?

Well, you see...

- I'm sorry! - Oh, that's okay...

Oh, by the way...

if you're not busy, would you like to get something to eat?

We could discuss PCs in more detail.

- I'm sorry, not today... - Oh, I see.

- I'm sorry. - Oh, not at all!

Don't worry about it!

Oh ho!

- What are you two doing? - What about you?

- Well, I'm the security guard! - Hey! That!

Isn't that a policewoman's tablet?

Oh yeah, Teshigawara-sensei! Could you teach me!

You can watch AVs on PCs, right?

- You mean AV homepages? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

Let's see, you do this...

And then pick whichever girl you like.

Great!

So how do you look at other places?

Excuse me!

Will you please stop it!

Lighten up! Hey, why don't you join us, Fuyutsuki-sensei.

- It'll be computer training! - Don't be silly!

We're going out for dinner together,

- right Teshigawara-sensei? - What?

Oh, yes! That's right!

Well then, Mr. Security Guard, we're counting on you.

Let's go.

If you'll excuse us.

This is so surprising!

I didn't think you'd like a place like this.

You think so? I hate formal places.

Music too. I listen to Mariah Carey

- and Céline Dion all the time. - Really? Me too!

I always thought you'd like classical music.

That's what people think, but that's not how I am.

Even the novel that's most impressed me lately.

Shinoda Setsuko's Onnatachi no jihâdo.

Oh yes! That was really interesting, wasn't it?

- You read it? - Yes!

It portrayed the feelings of women so realistically.

You know, I can't believe we have so many common interests.

Really!

Man, I'm tired!

Really?

Teshigawara-sensei, your father works

- for the Ministry of Education? - Yes.

So, is that what you are aiming for also?

No, unlike my father, I'd rather remain teaching in the ranks.

Why is that?

Nowadays, observing things from above, like my father,

does no good.

Times now demand hands on innovation in education.

If you do that, I believe it will raise the level of all the children,

and the level of all of Japan.

The children now are lost.

We the adults are to blame for that.

We can't turn our eyes away from that.

Is something wrong?

I feel a little embarrassed now.

I'm a teacher too, but I haven't thought about that at all.

Oh, yes...

Next time, would you like to go somewhere that has good wine?

Yes, certainly.

- Good morning! - Oh, good morning!

Teshigawara-sensei!

- Thanks for last night! - Oh, not at all!

- I had a good time. - Me too.

- Good morning. - What are you up to?

I'm a guard, so I have to make my rounds.

Oh right, I'm sure.

You were probably sleeping until now anyway.

I have to commend you.

Even though it's summer, you come to school

for the students' sakes.

You are the shining model of a teacher!

Of course! Please don't categorize me with

- the lazy people like you. - Well excuse me!

And I was going to make you some tea.

That's quite alright. When you pour, it looks bad.

That's okay, Fuyutsuki-sensei.

We need people like Onizuka- sensei for some variety.

- Right on, Tesshî! - Tesshî?

Well I have class now.

- If you'll excuse me. - Good luck!

Do you want to go down to the ocean,

- like in Beach Boys? - What are you talking about?

Or if you don't want to be out in the sun,

how about spending the whole day singing at a karaoke box?

Oh, but before that, since I'm hungry,

how about a breakfast date at Yoshigyu? I've got a coupon!

This! Isn't this is a coupon for a "love hotel!"

Now why the heck do I have something like this...

Having people like you around is a really bad influence

on the students. Please go home!

Yeah, but you don't want to do this either.

You want to quit this special advanced class, don't you?

That's how I felt at first,

but now I want to do this, thanks to Teshigawara-sensei!

Oh I see, the elite...

Onizuka-sensei, you should learn a thing or two

- from Teshigawara-sensei. - What?

Well I teach according to my own policy.

Then let me ask you this, what does education

- mean to you? - Well, you see...

Summer vacation isn't for studying,

you should go out and play, right?

I can't believe a person like you is in the same place

as Teshigawara-sensei.

If you like Tesshî so much, you should date him!

Oh! Maybe I should date him...

Teshigawara-sensei has similar interests,

his family is rich,

and he's kind, unlike someone I know...

Do whatever you want!

Be my guest! You should go ahead

and get it on with Teshigawara tonight.

You're terrible!

Teshigawara-sensei isn't crude like you!

Besides, nowadays there are men who won't do anything

even if you stay together in the same room.

Well you know...

I think if I ever got together alone with a woman,

something is bound to happen.

So how many women have you bedded by saying that?

Sorry, but I've never done anything like that before.

- Liar! It's true! - Ask Saejima!

What?

What? No way!

That's because I've decided I'll do it only with the woman

I've decided is the one!

Yeah right! I bet you just can't get any!

You should talk, you don't have any guys.

Sorry to disappoint you, I have no shortage of men.

There's the man in import-export,

the advertising company, the apparel company...

What should I do, there's too many to keep!

What's with this "keep"? Men aren't objects!

Marriage is a critical decision in the life of a woman!

What's wrong with being careful about selecting your partner?

Don't try twisting words.

Do you enjoy stringing along and playing with men like that?

If you're going to say that,

then you shouldn't try to seduce us!

Men are just nice because they want some!

You're terrible!

You know, I wouldn't go out with you if you were

- the last person alive! - That's my line!

Why would I ever go out with a guy like you!

I ain't gonna listen to a woman like you!

I don't ever want to see your face! Get out of here!

No need to ask! I intend to leave!

Oh! That man! I hate him!

You've got to be kidding!

Are you okay?

I've gotten my hands on a '82 Chambertain.

If you'd like, would you like to come over and try it?

What a year! But with this, I'll be set!

Mama!

- Do we have any edamame? - What?

Just get some out of the fridge and zap it.

- I'm home! - Oh, welcome home!

It's a disaster! It's pouring!

You know, tomorrow, members of the PTA are going

to be reviewing the special advanced class.

They will witness the success of this marvelous class.

It'll be a success for education!

It'll reflect on my reputation!

Oh, really?

- And so? - You see...

You see, if the board sees this,

then by fall I'll be principal!

Really!

- That's great! - Well, yeah.

Oh, I'll get it!

Let's see, shall I make you a snack?

I'm so glad, Papa!

You were always saying you would, but it never happened.

I'd almost given up!

Oh, you've had to suffer too.

That's okay!

And so...

When you become principal, how much will your salary go up?

I'll finally be able to buy that Chanel bag,

I've been resisting all this time!

That's right, when you become principal, you'll need a new suit.

Hello, Yoshirin?

It's me!

My daughter is not here now.

Nuts, it's her Dad!

Oh, then I'll call back later.

Excuse me,

but what kind of relationship do you have with my daughter?

Well, we just met,

so I'd say we're friends, yeah, friends.

Now listen,

don't you dare lay a finger on my daughter!

Understand?

Hey! What are you doing, Papa?

- Don't call again! - Wait!

Hey!

Who was it!

It was that useless bum.

You're terrible! How rude to answer someone else's phone!

I'm just concerned for you.

- He's a worthless man! - I'm going to date him for sure!

Yoshiko!

- Mama, tell her... - It really has been a long time!

You see, my husband is going to become principal!

Oh my! It's still too early for that!

I've heard that voice somewhere before...

God, what an old fart!

But you know, I think I've heard that voice somewhere before...

Oh well, time for patrol.

You keep it quite clean, don't you?

It's like there isn't a single speck of dust!

- Please... - Thank you.

I'm just careful not to get it dirty.

Can I listen to a CD?

Please, go ahead.

This song!

I've been listening to just that lately.

It's a good song, isn't it?

- What's in here? - Oh, that's the bedroom!

It's a mess, so I keep it locked.

Oh, excuse me!

Ore wa otoko da! and Yûhi ga oka no sôridaijin.

Whew, this stinks!

This is just like Hakamada-sensei!

And you've watched Kinpachi...

Whew! Gross!

Hurry and close it! It stinks!

Wow! Check out Kotani's!

Hey, isn't this all confiscated stuff?

- Hey! Gimme that! - Don't be such a snoop!

Oops! I saw...

in rush?

But staff room?

Hold it!

Don't look in Fuyutsuki-sensei's.

I'll check it later!

- Yes, sir! - Onitchi!

Teshigawara's won't open!

- Lemme see. - Tesshî's, huh...

That's just like Tesshî.

Alright, I'll open it!

What's this?

Excuse me, I should be going home.

The trains should still be running.

Oh, but... Then how about having just a glass of wine?

But...

I bought it just for you, Fuyutsuki-sensei.

Well, okay, just one glass.

Thank you.

Oh! It's good!

- It really is different, isn't it? - Isn't it?

Thank you very much.

I...

Now is the beginning...

Our night together.

I...

I've been dreaming of this.

With no one to interfere.

To confirm our ultimate love together.

This...

It's fate.

Fuyutsuki-sensei.

What is it?

I wanted to ask you something,

- Teshigawara-sensei. - Could you make it tomorrow,

I'm about to go to sleep.

- It'll only take a minute! - What do you want?

You see, I wanted to check out these foreign porn sites,

but I couldn't figure this out.

I figured you were the only one who could figure it out.

You have a PC, right? Could you teach me?

- Hey! Hold it! Wow! - What an unreal condo!

Rent must be expensive!

Okay, alright.

I'll show you, so please go after that.

Thanks.

Establish the reference to the server,

then follow what's written in the manual.

I don't understand what you're doing, but you're amazing!

Okay! If that's all,

- then please leave! - Okay already! I'm going!

Is there something you still don't understand?

Isn't this wine expensive?

Like ten thousands of bucks

- or something like that? - Well, yes.

Could I try some? I've never had any before.

- It's nothing special. - Will you please go on home!

Okay! I'm going! I'm going!

I got it!

- You've got a woman over! - What are you talking about?

Don't play innocent,

- I saw you had two glasses. - Well, that...

Why don't you introduce me...

Never mind and go home already!

Okay! I'm going!

- Right after this! - Hey! Stop it!

I told you to go home!

I see.

So that's your game.

So here's the question...

Who do you feel the most sorry for?

One...

Fuyutsuki-sensei who has been given wine with a sleeping drug.

Or two...

The Tôdai graduate Teshigawara- sensei who can only get

a woman through cowardly means.

Or three...

The students who look up to that teacher while studying hard

in the special advanced class.

If you want to get a woman,

you should risk all your life for her.

Onizuka-sensei!

That damn Onizuka!

Your hand, is it okay?

It couldn't be helped.

I never thought Teshigawara- sensei would do

something like that.

When it comes down to it, why are men all like that?

Do they want sex that badly?

It's despicable!

It's because men are all like that, that women have to decide

to either keep or run from them.

- What are you doing! - Your eyes are rotten!

You go into a man's room without thinking.

You accept presents without thinking.

It's because you play with men's feelings like that.

That's why your eyes became rotten

and you can't see men in any other way.

All you can do,

is compare them with your friend's boyfriends,

and compare status!

If you enjoy that, then go ahead!

Love isn't about status.

I don't want you to be like that!

What with all this "keep"?

Hello, this is Fuyutsuki.

Miyuki?

It's about those tickets.

I'm sorry,

I can't make it.

No...

It's just that there's things going on at school.

I'm really sorry.

Okay!

That looks good on you.

What?

Your outfit today.

But you know, I think you're better in a skirt, like yesterday.

Why's that?

Your underwear was pink, wasn't it?

- You looked! - Your butt felt so nice and soft.

Why you!

Why are you always like that!

So what do you think?

The attentiveness and seriousness of this class.

The teachers and students are working together

to get into first rate universities.

Sir,

isn't n and z switched around?

Oh my,

looks like the learning goes both ways.

Why don't you take things seriously for once!

Oh shaddap already!

That angry face doesn't suit you, Fuyutsuki-sensei!

Hold it! There's something I have to tell you!

What is it?

Please ignore that! It isn't anything!

This is so idiotic!

Which university you get into,

is of no concern to me!

What special advanced class crap!

It's so stupid!

If you want to study so much,

then go and study by yourselves!

Teshigawara-sensei!

I'm sorry, there must be some mistake!

Please wait here!

Teshigawara-sensei!

Probably, Onizuka got to him.

You know you!

Why were you talking so big last night?

What did I say?

Oh I know, you like the water, don't you, Fuyutsuki-sensei!

Hey!

Wait you!

Why that...

What's up with that Onizuka?

He's only got another month anyway.

- He'll be gone soon. - I can't wait that long.

I'll kill him, that Onizuka!

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