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[MUSIC - VANITY THEFT, "LIMB FROM LIMB"]

Well, they don't know you like I do.

You are the back of my hand.

But in this light, I might still be

mistaken, taking you for a man.

Well, I suggest you grow--

You're the ugliest girl I've ever seen.

Seriously, you're the most unattractive woman in here.

You're disgusting.

Why did you even leave your house tonight?

[LAUGHS] OK, that didn't work.

What?

Uh, I need you to help me.

I'm not following.

I need your help.

Uh, see my friend over there?

We have a bet going, and I need you to help me with it.

The bet is that I can't get five girls to blow me off

in under an hour.

So I need you to tell me to fuck off right now in front of him.

You want me to tell you to leave?

Please.

What if I don't?

Then I have to find three girls after you.

Either way, I'm about to walk off,

so you could at least do me the courtesy of flipping

me the bird as I leave.

Hmm.

So either way, I lose.

Ah.

That's one way of looking at it.

Do you want to kiss me?

Um.

[LAUGHS]

I didn't say you could.

What about your friend there?

Won't he be disappointed?

Who, him?

No, I don't actually know him.

But you said that you had a bet going

with your friend and--

oh, I see what you did there.

Yeah.

You're an attractive girl, and attractive girls can sometimes

be stuck up, so I needed some extra ammunition

if I was going to approach you.

So, after scouting the enemy camp, am I stuck up?

Yeah.

No, I'm not!

Yeah, but you're pretty, too, so you even out.

You never answered my question.

Yes, I want to kiss you.

Well, you can't.

Mmm.

No-- what I meant is that you can't, unless you promise only

to do it very gently and to barely part your lips.

[MUSIC - SICK OF SARAH, "OVEREXPOSURE"]

And it breaks you right down.

And it breaks you right down.

It breaks you right down.

It breaks you right down.

It breaks you right down.

Run, run, run, run, run, run, run as fast as you can.

Tell me how low can you go.

You're in, out of control and oh no, you're

overexposed when now.

Overexposure now.

Overexposure now.

Overexposure now.

[MUSIC - VANITY THEFT, "LIMB FROM LIMB"]

I'm going to feed those lions.

Watch them tear us limb from limb.

You'll spend your whole life trying to forgive yourself

for what you did.

[SIGHING]

You're beautiful.

[SIGHS]

[MUSIC - VANITY THEFT, "LIMB FROM LIMB"]

Uh, I'm going to feed those lions,

watch them tear us limb from limb.

You'll spend your whole life trying to forgive yourself

for what you did.

[MOANING]

[MUSIC - VANITY THEFT, "LIMB FROM LIMB"]

Well, they don't know you like I do.

You are the back of my hand.

But in this light, I might still be

mistaken, taking you for a man.

Hmm.

So what's on tap for you today, my lady of leisure?

Hmm, well, Evan.

Heh.

She set me up with these, um, ballroom dance lessons.

So I have my first one in a couple of hours.

Ballroom dance lessons, huh?

Mm-hmm.

Hmm.

Sounds like fun.

You're going to have to teach me a couple of steps, though.

I'll think about it.

So how is Evan these days?

Well, Evan's Evan.

So it's all relative, depending on your perspective.

But physically, she's doing good.

At least she's got her health.

That she does.

I love blueberries.

Hm.

Speaking of health, get some Dad.

Yes, ma'am.

[EXHALES]

Have a good day at dance class, hun!

OK, thanks, Daddy!

Have a good day!

Dad!

Whoa, whoa-- what?

You might need that.

Oh man, I'm getting older every day.

Well, don't worry.

Even the Sistine Chapel's crumbling, so--

Heh.

Hey, have a great day.

Bye, Dad.

Bye, sweetie.

I love you!

Love you too!

Bye!

[CRYING]

[SHUDDERS]

Is that a bullet wound?

Yeah.

What happened?

I was shot.

No shit.

Sore subject?

No, it's not sore anymore.

What do you want to know?

What do you want to tell me?

Uh, there was this Nazi rapist trying to attack my--

this girl.

And, uh, I saved her, but in the process, he shot and killed me.

He killed you?

Yeah, I was clinically dead for two minutes

before they brought me back.

What happened to the girl?

Her name was Jessie.

She's dead.

He killed her, too?

No, no.

She, uh--

Hey, why don't we quit with all this small talk

and move on to the more important subjects?

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

What'd you have in mind?

I think you know what I have in mind.

[GIGGLES]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[HARD KNOCKING ON DOOR]

Benny, someone's at the door.

[SIGHS]

Hey, Mimi.

[LAUGHS] Go see who's here.

Bender, you got to help me out.

Dude, what the fuck are you doing here?

It's my private residence, man.

Who's in there?

It's my Mimi.

Oh, man.

I feel like I got bugs crawling on my skin.

Dude, stay here.

Is that one of your friends?

Uh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, you should invite him in.

Uh, no.

He's actually got errands to run.

Oh, thanks, man.

Dude, I'm delivery only.

Don't fucking come back here.

How about my change?

Asshole tax.

[GRUNTS]

What's all that money?

Oh, I lent him some money.

He's just paying me back.

Oh, that's quite a bit of money.

Mm, yeah.

So nice of you to lend money to a friend like that.

You're a good girl.

Thanks, Mimi.

I love you.

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

How you doin'?

OK.

Don't bring it up unless she brings it up first, OK?

All right?

It's like she knows, but, then again, she doesn't.

Yeah.

OK?

OK.

So how are you?

I'm-- I'm fine.

It's, um, uh-- sometimes it hurts at night, but you know,

uh--

Oh, you poor thing.

I'm so sorry.

No, no.

It's-- it's fine.

I'm fine.

How are you?

Oh-- fine.

I'm-- I'm good.

I just-- I just couldn't be in that house anymore.

I kept expecting to see her around every corner.

Do you understand?

I'm not crazy?

No, I understand.

I have something for you.

[SOBBING]

It's OK.

It's OK, sweetie.

She loved you so much.

Everything's fine.

What do you mean?

I'm fine.

SUSAN: What?

I'm fine.

SUSAN: I'm sorry.

I shouldn't have done this.

I shouldn't have given it.

I need to lie down.

What?

I need to lie down for a second.

Evan?

Evan, what's wrong?

Evan?

What's wrong?

Dan!

Evan!

Talk to me!

Talk to me!

What is it?

What's wrong?

[MUSIC - VANITY THEFT, "MY CUP RUNNETH OVER"]

This pounding in my chest will be digested.

Oh, Rodney, you shouldn't have.

Do you like it?

I love it.

I knew you would.

You know what?

This is going to look great on you.

Aw.

Especially if this is all you're wearing.

Uh-uh-uh, no kissing.

I thought-- you know, maybe just this once?

Mm-mm.

No.

OK.

Do you have something for me?

Um, it's in my pocket.

Is that a euphemism?

Maybe.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Is it all here?

Of course.

Great.

I'm going to run to the restroom,

and I'll be back in two shakes of a lamb's tail.

You get comfy.

Evan?

Evan, wake up, hun.

Look at me.

Look at me.

Evan, come on, sweetheart.

Come on.

Look, look, look--

What in God's name's going on now?

She's having a panic attack.

Make yourself useful.

Go get a pillow or something, all right?

Go.

No, no, sweetheart, sweetheart.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

Evan, Evan!

Evan, look at me.

Stop, honey, you're having a panic attack.

Look at me.

Look at me!

It's OK.

DAN: Here.

Hey, get out of that poor girl's face.

I'm here.

No--

You're safe--

No, no, it's bad--

You're safe.

No, no--

Here you go.

I'm dying.

You're not dying.

Yeah.

You should call an ambulance.

DAN: She needs something to eat.

She ain't nothing but skin and bones.

You're going to be fine.

Needs some fiber.

Fiber's what she needs.

No.

Dan, she doesn't need anything.

She doesn't-- no, she doesn't need anything to eat!

DAN: What?

Stop it.

Look.

Here.

You're fine.

You're just-- you're just--

[INTERPOSING VOICES]

--having a little panic--

There you go.

There you go.

Dammit, Dan.

You're going to choke her.

Just get out.

Look at me.

Evan, look at me.

Take a sip of water, OK?

You need to hydrate.

Hydrate.

Take a drink.

There you go.

Swallow.

Little bit more.

You got it.

Yeah, OK.

Mmm.

Good girl.

Good girl.

It's not funny.

That's a good girl.

That's my girl.

She's back.

She's back.

Dear God.

I know I promised that if you would save my friend,

I would reconsider not believing in you.

And you did.

You saved her.

God, I feel sick.

I feel really sick.

Maybe someday-- maybe someday you can give me a miracle

and make me feel really good for a really, really long time.

But right now-- right now, I just need one night.

I really want to see my friend.

I need to see her.

Just one night.

And then you can take me back down this slow, miserable road

of death.

I'm sorry.

OK.

All right.

OK.

Bye or amen.

I don't know.

Just please help me.

[MUSIC - SICK OF SARAH, "PAINT LIKE THAT"]

So far away.

You know we never did touch too much.

I felt like this empty plate.

Hey, Evan?

Yeah?

Do you think your friend Maxine--

I don't know-- you think she'd go out with me?

Shit, man.

I don't know.

You want me to ask her?

Yeah, that'd be awesome.

OK.

Hey, Maxine.

Hm?

What?

Hm?

Do you want to go out with Bender?

Wait.

Do you know Bender?

Who's Bender?

She's, you know, my, uh, medicinal, uh,

supplier, um, herbal--

Are you talking about your pot dealer?

Yeah.

Yeah?

You want to go out with her?

No.

No?

Uh-uh.

She's not my type.

OK.

Yeah.

Dude, she says you're not her type.

Ugh.

For real?

That sucks.

I really like her.

What's that's shit?

Not her type.

You're everybody's type.

You think so?

That's a really sweet thing you just said.

Well, you're welcome, you know.

Thank you.

Mi compadre.

[COUGHING]

I got to go.

Hey, man, don't smoke and run.

I've been here five hours, dude.

[LAUGHS] For real?

Yeah.

Duty calls.

I got to go.

You want to hang out tonight?

Yeah, that'd be cool.

Maybe I should wake Maxine up.

You want some help with that?

Some shit?

On the house.

No, she's-- she's good, but I do appreciate the offer.

Who's there for your ass?

You're there for my ass.

That's right.

Yo, I'm sorry.

Who?

You are, motherfucker.

Yeah, that's right.

I am there for your ass, motherfucker.

You need shit, I got shit.

And that-- I-- you know, it's good work,

and I don't mind saying that it's a pretty steady fucking

job.

Fucking A, man.

That's right.

Hey, I got to go.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Bye bye.

Hey, wait, dude.

You see that girl over there?

She's attractive.

Yeah, you want to be my wingman?

Wingman?

I can't approach her by myself.

No, Bender.

You're going to do what you do every time you

see a girl you like.

You're going to go sit next to her.

You're going to invade her personal space,

and then you're going to talk about stupid shit for 15

minutes.

It'll get so awkward and/or boring, she walks away,

and you'll have another epic failure underneath your belt.

No dude, it's like going down like that.

I'm not going to talk about rocks this time.

I'mma spit some mad game tonight.

I'm leaving, but please refrain

from telling her that you're looking for a girlfriend

and that you want to fall in love.

Well, it's kind of a good idea.

All right.

Subtle approach.

I got it.

That'll work.

Just trying to see if I get that.

[MUSIC - VANITY THEFT, "BIT BY BIT"]

Sink your teeth in, bit by bit.

You again!

What are the odds?

What are the odds?

How you been?

Fine.

Uh, the thing is, I sort of already have plans for tonight.

Oh, geez.

Hi!

Hi, I'm Maxine.

Do you want to-- you want to have a drink with us?

I'm Avery.

Nice to meet you.

I-- I was actually going.

Oh, lord.

Evan, what did you do?

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Kill all my friends.

You know I held it from the start.

Did you?

[MUSIC PLAYING]

I thought that we could--

Oh, you did?

You did!

You did!

Oh, I'm getting my Evan back!

Oh, yay!

I'm so excited.

That's wonderful!

Hey, hey, Mr. Bartender!

[TRIES TO WHISTLE]

Come here.

Come here.

Shots!

Come on, come on, come on!

That's awesome.

I'm stoked.

Come-- we're going to get sloshed.

I itch.

Hey.

Come here.

I really hate that girl.

No reason.

I just hate her.

Who?

So I haven't seen you here before.

Um, I'm new in town.

Just got here for work.

What's your trade?

I'm an escort.

Yeah?

We're all getting fucked in this economy.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

--things, not for reasons you think.

Come on if you're waiting.

Give my way, so enticing.

And [INAUDIBLE] suffer, when it's you who got me there.

I won't be a saint, so take my bait.

Oh, we can rattle, rattle.

Careful, careful.

It's not made of gold.

It's only going--

Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world

is right here in this bar?

And what are you doing here all alone, little-- little lady.

I'm new to this town.

I don't really know anybody.

Oh yeah.

Where you from?

Bardstown.

I've heard of Bardstown.

Actually, can I get directions?

To Bardstown?

No, directions to your heart.

Whatever happened that girl that Evan saved?

Jessie?

She killed herself.

That same night.

Why'd she do that?

I can only speculate.

I mean, there's really no way to tell what drives somebody

to suicide, but you can tell a lot about a person

by how they do it.

Jessie shot herself in the head.

Women don't do that.

I got to clean it up.

Bits of brain matter everywhere.

It was pretty fucking gross.

And then there's her.

I work at the hospital, where Evan

was recovering from her GSW.

Every day, there was Maxine.

And every night, there was Maxine.

Even when she was unconscious, there was Maxine.

Some sort of special bond between the two of them--

can't be broken.

You know, a-- a lot of people think that this bar is haunted,

but it's not.

It can't be haunted.

A lot of it is to due to the fact

that's there's a lot of quartz and limestone in the area.

Geographically, this is a very-- like, limestone is--

there's-- it's heavy.

It's all over.

So this place isn't haunted.

People just think that.

The energy's in the rocks.

[MUMBLES]

OK, um, so, like, I don't know.

I just like, um--

I'm in, like, pharmaceutical sales, herbalism,

what have you.

Your eyes-- god, they look like a sea after a storm.

What color are they?

Sorry, what?

You say they look like the ocean after a storm,

so what color are they?

I, um, going to go with--

well, they're blue.

They're blue.

Brown!

Fuck, dude.

Shit!

Damn it.

They look like the ocean after an oil spill.

Yeah, but I said tsunami.

That's what I said.

It's the same thing.

It's brown, blue in a mix.

Like a-- because you look-- the lighting here is fucking weird.

Me and you.

Just us two.

So [CLEARS THROAT] you went out.

Yup.

Alone.

So you picked her up, took her home, and had sex.

Any good?

So how was it?

[LAUGHS] It was--

it was nice.

Oh, come on.

Are you really not going to give me any details?

No.

Oh, God.

You know, I haven't seen you look at anybody

the way you look at her in a long time, not since--

No.

Well--

It's-- no, it's nothing like that.

Besides, you know, you're the only one for me.

Yeah right.

You know what?

I'm going to go find myself a new hottie, who is sweet,

and likes to do it and who isn't you.

Mind if I cut in?

Ha.

Cunt in.

Hey, Trista.

So I just met your new friend.

Mm-hmm.

She's taking me home.

It appears I am too intoxicated to operate a motor vehicle.

So you and Avery--

You jealous, Gay-van?

No, I won't be fucking her tonight.

I am in a monotonous relationship

with Susan Youngblood.

I believe you mean "monogamous."

Do I?

Mm-hmm.

Shalom, kids.

Hey, come on.

Twirl me.

Come on.

Woo!

That shit was crazy.

I know it's not a big deal, but whatever.

This is my car.

Shit, you got a lot of stuff in here.

Yeah, I practically live out of it.

Hey, it was-- it was really nice meeting you.

Really nice.

Put your number in here.

Oh, right, right.

You're going to get a text message from me tomorrow.

My name is Ling.

The message will be from me, and then you'll have my number.

Ling.

Shit, I, um, I didn't even ask your name yet.

You should call me.

I will.

Yeah, sweet.

Uh, we'll hang out.

We'll-- we'll eat brownies and watch kung fu movies

on the internet.

It'll be cool.

It'll be really cool.

Sure.

OK, I better go.

Oh, fuck.

I drank too much.

Hey!

I know you.

Sarah Lawrence, right?

Yeah.

Yeah, I thought so.

Yeah, we, uh-- we had some good times back in the day.

But for the life of me, I just can't, uh,

seem to, uh, remember your name.

Evan Dever.

Yeah, served and witnessed.

What?

He was my son, my son!

You murdered him!

Hey, back off, bitch!

That girl was a slut.

You sh--

No, no.

She was a slut.

He didn't deserve to die, to be slaughtered!

Uh--

Get out of my face.

The thing of it is, ma'am, he did.

Oh, I'm going to take you for everything you've got.

Fucking hag.

Well, that bitch was his mother, apparently.

Yeah, I figured.

Honey, she's suing you.

How much?

You might want to wait till we get home.

No, tell me.

$2.5 million.

Oh.

Whoa.

Yeah.

If you're going to dream, dream big.

Come here Are you OK?

I'm fit as a fucking fiddle.

Let's go.

[MUSIC - VANITY THEFT, "ANATOMY"]

And besides maybe I don't want you for your mind.

Can't decide.

I can't decide.

And besides, maybe I don't want you for your mind.

Can't decide.

Don't waste my time.

And besides, maybe I don't want you for your mind.

Can't decide.