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Sorry about the delays today,
folks, but ground control is telling me
it is gonna be another 15 or so until
we can start the deplaning process.
So just sit tight and we'll have
you on your way as soon as we can.
Seatbelts.
Ma'am. Ma'am. Seatbelt.
Excuse me...
Please stay seated until we are at the gate.
Ow! What the fuck?
Sorry. No, I had to grab--
- You fell asleep on me. - Why would I do that?
When did we land?
Me again, folks.
I am now being told that the stairway they've got on
the tarmac here doesn't actually fit our aircraft.
So we'll get you on the ground as
soon as we figure out what that means.
Oh...
♪ Beetles and eggs and blues ♪
♪ And pour a little everything else ♪
♪ You steam a lens stable Eyes and glass ♪
♪ Not get pissed off through ♪
♪ My bird lips as good news ♪
♪ Still we can ♪
I think I am frozen here because
it is been saying six minutes.
I know we are close but--
Hello?
Can you hear me? Did I lose you? Hello?
Hello?
Oh, no. Navigation crashed too.
God, what the--
Hey, does your phone--
I do not have any reception. I can't--
Well, if you do not have service, why would I?
Oh, uh, wait. You know what? I...
I have emailed directions.
Can you put your window up?
The pollen is killing me.
Thank you.
So, hey, look, I just wanna
say, you know, thanks again for...
you know, being here.
Stop picking.
Hey, stop picking. Come on. Don't.
Did you just try to flick me?
Come on. There's no reason to be nervous.
You are here to enjoy yourself.
That is definitely not... why I am here.
Yeah. But you still can, right?
Huh? Take in some nature,
maybe join me on a trail run?
Or not.
But it is your loss.
The mountains this far north,
pristine. Truly. Untouched by man.
Look, I get you do not wanna
be here but Odell, the Leopolds,
they have a big thing about family
and they just assume that you and I
are particularly close because
of everything that, you know,
cecause of everything that is happened to us.
Because of everything that is happened to us?
Yeah.
Or are you just talking about the one thing?
Look, I am sorry. I just don't feel like being a pity prop
- for the single dad thing... - Oh, come on. That's...
...that you have got going on with your bosses. That is all.
No. That is not what this is about.
No. We can-- We can own it though.
I mean, we could really milk them for their sympathy.
I could fake a limp.
Maybe I could prepare a, a weepy monologue about Mom.
But I do not know, you probably would have to give
notes on it and we need some more time for that.
Okay. That is it. Whatever this is, just get
it out of your system before we get there.
Are you talking about my personality?
Fine. I will sit there and smile
while they plan their predatory price
gouging at the dinner table.
Their day-to-day is so far above drug pricing.
And they care about a lot of
things, not just pharmaceuticals.
I mean, this entire nature preserve was donated by them.
Yeah, but you know that philanthropy is just--
It is reputation laundering for the oligarchy.
Yeah. Okay. All right.
Maybe on the arts quad, but in the
real world, you have to compromise.
Once I am named proxy and I
sit on this board for five, six years,
ten tops, then I will earn enough
to make sure that we are okay
no matter what hits us, alright?
Right.
- Uh. Odell. - It is Griffin.
Mr. Leopold was expecting you over an hour ago.
What? Didn't you get my texts?
- No. - Oh God, roaming.
Um, no, let him know that we
will literally be there any minute.
Elliot, where are you?
Oh, yes. Yeah, I am so sorry about this, Mr. Leopold.
- We-- It is been a whole... - You need to slow down.
No. I need service. Hello?
Elliot, how long is this drive going to take?
Hello? Can you hear me? Can you hear me?
He sounds like a robot
- getting waterboarded? - Hello?
Here. Call him back.
Do it yourself. This is all for you anyway.
What? What are you talking...
Oh, my God! Use a tissue. That is disgusting.
Are you okay? Are you okay?
You couldn't watch the fucking road?
Uh... It is okay. It is okay. We are okay.
I got the damage waiver. It's...
What the fuck was that?
I do not think it is dead.
Just wait there.
What?
What?
What, uh, I mean, uh...
It is suffering.
You, you think it is endangered or...
Um, we, we can't, we can't just leave it here, right?
I mean...
Fuck!
If a ranger finds it then--
I mean, no one uses this road.
God, I am late and I am going to prison.
Ridley, are you okay?
Let go!
Ridley!
Stop! Stop!
Sorry we are late.
Welcome to the lodge.
Lodge? Wow.
Counselor! What happened?
You walk from the airport or what?
You, you would not believe.
Forget it. That is a joke. I got it from here, Shaw.
Such a card, Shepard.
I am so sorry we are late.
How are you? Your folks here?
Do not know where else they'd be.
I was about to hit the tub, but come
in here for a cut of the good stuff.
Oh, thank you.
Uh, this is my daughter, Ridley.
Shep Leopold.
- Good to know you. - Is that Elliot?
Perfect timing.
I just got off a Zoom with the
Foundation about the refugees,
we are evacuating them.
Or are we vaccinating them?
It is so good to--
Now, I need to apologize in advance.
Odell is very sensitive about
word of his condition getting out,
hence the skeleton staff around here.
Oh, yeah. We are all making sacrifices.
Ah, here he is.
And we'd almost assumed the worst.
I am so sorry to keep you waiting, Odell.
These things happen.
How was the drive
through the pass?
Get lucky, spot any big game on the way in?
Uh, unfortunately, no.
But it, it was just lovely.
Uh, the mountains, right? The air...
You okay, my dear?
What?
Yeah. Sorry.
Just, um, just not feeling good.
Oh, no.
Do you need to lie down?
Griff can show you to your room.
- No. I, uh... - Are you sure?
He loves doing it.
Might not be a bad idea.
I just do not feel like we can stay...
Sorry?
...for the whole weekend.
Well, you must stay for dinner, darling.
Griff is making my famous moussaka.
Mmm.
I do not know, Mom. She doesn't look so hot.
You have something on
your face, just so you know.
Maybe you should splash some
water on yourself, see if that helps.
I was like her at that age.
Hormones.
Uh-hmm.
- Griff? - Griff?
- Griff! - Odell wants to move.
Having exhausted traditional treatment options,
I made peace with my mortality.
And so, in preparing for the bardo,
I meditated on who might best liaise between
my family and my family business in my absence
and you soon came to mind, Elliot.
I knew that Belinda and Shep would
agree with me once they got to know you.
Well, I am so happy to hear you
say that, Odell, because I see this
as the start of a long-term family relationship.
Power of attorney and proxy agreements cover all--
Um...
Sorry. Sorry.
Power of attorney and proxy agreements
uh, cover all points previously discussed,
with me representing the family's
board interests at Leopold Laboratories.
So Belinda can focus on the foundation.
And, Shepard, you are free to pursue your, uh...
My diversified portfolio of entrepreneurial activities.
Yeah, we all know.
Hard sciences never could much contain my interests.
That is right, Sheppie.
Exactly. So, no surprises here.
- And... - Sit down.
Oh. Um...
Well, um, once I am situated in my
new position, there are some opportunities
both in and outside of the pharma
space that I'd love to get into, but,
for now, just, signatures--
I appreciate your lack of foreplay but...
That he certainly does.
...the whole point here was to go slow, wasn't it?
I...
We want to know you as a person,
not the VP of Ethics & Compliance
that wins the company fun run every year.
Oh. Well, it is only a 10K.
And to truly know someone, you need to know their family.
Which is why we insisted young
Ridley join us for the weekend.
Yes. And, and here we are and yet we have
no idea what she is studying at university.
Art history.
Or I don't-- Actually, I do not know.
Uh, undecided, um, maybe.
Dad?
Sorry.
I need you in there and I need you to be normal.
They will not sign until they get to know you.
No. We have to go deal with our baggage. Now.
Something is going on
- with that thing. - Okay.
I think it is calling out to me. I can feel it.
Okay. Look, it is dead. It is dead.
I need you to keep it together
and act like everything is fine.
And then I will bury it tonight
when everyone else is asleep
and they'll never know what happened
and we never have to talk about it
ever again.
Oh, my.
I am so sorry.
Uh, it seems as if Ridley is, uh, quite sick.
Like some kind of bug. It might be contagious even.
So I am thinking I should just
drive her back to the airport. Now.
What is wrong? What is going on here?
Is this some sort of negotiating tactic?
No, it is not. Um, I... I... I promise.
In fact, look, I can drop her off.
I can come right back and even answer any quest--
Wait. You are gonna what?
- Hmm? - Elliot,
when I told them about you,
I told them about your character.
Right. My character.
About your mettle in the face of hardship,
how you and your daughter have made a go of it
these past years after your wife passed on.
- Right. Well... - Your loyalty,
and dedication to the company in that time.
Because that is the commitment that'll be required.
- This is fucked. - Even if that means...
- This is fucked. -...serving as a buffer.
This is so fucked.
Are you-- Are you okay, m'lady?
Uh, no, I'm, I am fine.
I, just, there's...
No, you do not have to...
Mr. Leopold, sir.
Yes? Uh, what is it?
You know, I am not sure.
- Uh... - Have a look.
Is that...
Is there something in your car?
What did you say?
What? No.
By the look of their bonnet, my
guess is they struck an animal.
- Belinda. - Is that it?
You strike something with your car then?
- No. - Strike something with--
No. Did you?
Well, what is in your car then?
Luggage.
Did you not even kill it, guy?
What are you on about? What is this?
Oh!
Okay. Now, granted, this is gonna sound odd but...
Wait, wait, wait!
I do not think I should be in-in,
in swim shorts for this moment.
I know a lot of species in this area are rare.
Um, but, uh, is this exact,
uh, you know, familiar to you?
Familiar to us? No.
This is new.
This doesn't seem novel to you?
Um, yes, it is novel, uh, now that you mention it.
What exactly are we saying this is though?
I think we know exactly what it is.
What I can say with-with total confidence
is Elliot here has hit a, a horse-like, uh, Mammalia,
uh, vertebralia, would that be the correct...
- Yes, yes. -...um, classification?
No. But it is horse-shaped
with some sort of protrusion or growth.
Right. That is my working theory, too.
Feral horse, mad, tumor-ridden.
Uh, jumps in the middle of the road,
not the fault of any one driver, per se.
It is a fucking unicorn.
It does seem like a unicorn.
Oh, coming, sir.
What have you done?
Uh, we hit it with the car.
And then I blunt force
traumatized it, out of sympathy.
And its blood got all over my face.
Yeah. That is right.
Your...
Your, your face.
What is it?
It is a face. What?
It is my acne.
But, darling, you do not have any acne.
Not anymore.
And how are you feeling?
All tip-top? And no adverse side effects to speak of?
No.
And you have had no other contact with it?
Well, some-- Some of it got in my eyes.
I admit I maybe went a little overboard
with the tire iron, but--
My allergies.
Oh.
Should I call someone?
Yes! Yes, um, that we could call the Sierra Club,
uh, but there's also the World Wildlife Foundation--
I am sorry, my child, but this will
have to go governmental, I am afraid.
And that means military, doesn't it?
Uh, no, I don't-- I do not think we have to--
Or perhaps you are right.
Perhaps, we might ideate
outside of the box for an alternative.
Yes. I mean, there must be something that we can do.
I mean, as someone who works with NGOs, believe
me, you do not want a bunch of bureaucrats
mucking around in a delicate situation.
- Do you? - Mm-hmm. Right.
In my opinion, we have a debt
owed to the spirit of this animal
to navigate by our own moral compasses and
allow its mysteries to reveal themselves
so that we can honor it in a manner
that the public sector simply cannot.
Yes. Then we will be able to shield Elliot
from the consequences of what seemed
a perfectly innocent accident, right?
- Yes. - Yes.
That is the spirit.
Summon Dr. Song and his mobile laboratory posthaste.
And the security contractors.
We'll need an escort.
Hey, can I come in?
You are already in.
Right.
Hey. You missed some good moussaka.
You want me to see if there are any leftovers or...
Griff brought me a sandwich, so...
Oh, great. Well, you love sandwiches.
Sandwiches are the best.
I am sorry, did you want something?
No, no, no. No, I was just,
you know, I wanted to check in.
See how--
Look, I know we haven't talked
a lot since you left for school,
but are you okay?
I do not really know what happened
when you touched that thing.
But thankfully, I stepped in to save the day.
You thought I needed protecting?
Yeah. You, you didn't see what happened.
You had like a seizure or something.
No. No.
It wasn't...
I mean, yes, something happened,
but I wouldn't-- It wasn't anything bad.
It kinda felt like it was showing me something.
- Forget it. - What?
No, cecause you are looking at me like I am fucking crazy.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Look, I want-- I want to hear, but you are not... giving much.
Okay. Well, I tried to tell you earlier when it
was still in the trunk, but you didn't listen.
I was kind of in the middle of something
- if you hadn't noticed. - That thing and I,
we're, like, connected.
And ever since it died, I just--
I get this feeling I do not think
we are supposed to be here.
Like it was a mistake handing
that creature over to these people.
Right. Okay. Right. I see.
All right, look, you had a weird experience,
and I will pay for the extra therapy,
but I do not see what we stand to gain by making this
weekend all about you and your special connection
to a magical dead horse.
Ridley?
Riddles?
Skin does look great, Rid.
Look, uh...
Sweetheart, I...
I just need you to trust me.
And that I know how to play this situation.
Unicorn-wise.
I am looking out for us.
Okay.
I love you.
Is that you, Elliot?
I like how you handled things today.
Good job.
Ahh. Danke.
I can see why you have done so well at the firm.
Ah.
Though I gotta say, never would've guessed
what kinda meat you were packing, buddy.
Oh. Well, it's,
it is all our meat now, I suppose.
That it is.
Tell you what.
Why do not you hop in?
We can chop it up, talk about your future.
Oh, no, no. I, I didn't, um--
I didn't actually pack a, a bathing suit so...
Stickler. I get it. That is okay.
Griff! Get Elliot a suit!
Oh, oh, no, no, really. It's, it is okay.
- Are you sure? - Yeah, yeah.
- He doesn't mind. Okay. - No, no. I'm...
Griff! Forget it!
So tell me, I was wondering.
What is her deal by the way?
She doesn't really like you, huh?
What? No. Why would you say that?
I do not know cecause it seems like it.
I mean, no offense meant, El.
Why do not you get in? We can hot tub about it.
Think it must be moose mating season or something.
I was about done anyhow.
Pass me that robe.
See ya.
The crown jewel of The Met's
Medieval Collection of the Cloisters.
The Unicorn Tapestries are among
the most beautiful and complex works
to have survived from the Middle Ages.
The seven tapestries illustrate
a cautionary tale of a Lord
and his hunters pursuit of a mystical unicorn,
which defends itself and proves untameable.
That is until it is entranced by a purehearted maiden.
The unicorn is pacified by the maiden's virtue.
The creature is then killed and brought to a castle
where it is resurrected and kept in captivity.
However, the tapestry depicting the
unicorn and the maiden is incomplete,
having been damaged during the French Revolution.
But this reconstructed restoration
tells of a vengeful and violent beast.
It is mercilessness and ferocity matched
only by how much it was coveted by man.
Ridley Kintner, come with us.
Whoa. Wait. What are you doing? What the fuck?
Take a seat.
Okay. Just follow my finger.
Subject one displays
negligible irritation of epidermis.
Same, with two's irises.
Yooo, what the hell, man? Trying to do my job here.
Though comprehensive analysis will not be
possible until the specimen is transported
to Leo Labs Campus,
even with our limited
genomic testing capabilities in the
field, we can say that this is not a horse.
We've begun analysis of the blood sample's
reactivity with subject one's facial dermis
and subject two's sinus cavities,
vitreous body, and ocular lenses.
Preliminary analysis has revealed
some very interesting results...
Are you doing--
is there, like, an omelet station or is that not a...
...decreased vitreous liquid and increased...
We need to talk.
After you left last night,
I started doing research on unicorns
and I think we need to be careful.
Those tapestries at the museum that Mom took us to.
- Do you remember that? - What--
What-- No-- Uh, I do not know.
But, uhm, can we talk later?
This science stuff's important.
But early indicators, uh, indicate that
the blood's therapeutic characteristics
may very well relate to the horn itself.
- Oh, yeah? - How?
To say would be conjecture.
- Conject. - Conjecture is good.
We can work with conjecture.
I do not think anyone minds conjecting.
- Well the, um... - Seems to be
some sort of organ.
Uh, uh...
See, somehow it is still firing bioelectrical signals to
depolarize cells throughout the entire nervous system,
which is weird.
Yes, bioelectromagnetic
conductivity does seem unusual,
uh, potentially significant in compound 1-Delta.
Excuse me. Hi. Elliot Kintner, J.D.,
uh, subject one-- or well, two, actually.
Regardless, uh, made the discovery,
it is good to be working with you.
My question: what is that compound now?
Pulverized horn.
- We need to study it. - Oh.
But it is potentially more potent than the blood.
Well, what are we waiting for?
I say we pop that sucker off right
away, grind it up and get it crackin'.
Or is that-- Is that maybe,
maybe not what the move is...
For centuries, the
Cavitenos of the Philippines
have carried on a tradition of
burying their dead inside trees.
When the elder is ready, they venture
into nature to select it themselves.
If this doesn't work, that may be
the last earthly business for me to do.
No stone unturned, darling.
Wait, if what doesn't work?
Omelet, sir?
Thank you.
Sir, electromagnetic radiation
is still emanating from the horn.
But it's...
...stronger.
How are you feeling, sir?
Oh, I believe it is working. I do believe.
Of course it is, Odell. Of course.
Oh, yeah. No, I bet. It is working.
Working those tumors real good.
I want to thank you for this gift, Elliot.
The gift of certainty. To pass
on, to be buried, or in my case,
cryogenically frozen in a subterranean
bunker, but, regardless, to do so
knowing you have tried it all.
Thanks to you, I have.
I do wish I'd gone to space, though.
Yeah. Well, not many people have.
Whatever comes of this, you will receive your royalty.
Understand?
Your discovery, your cut.
Perhaps, you will become a partner in all of this.
Thank you, sir. I'd be grateful.
I know you would, amigo.
Did I tell you we are on Blackfoot land?
Their people express their thanks, grati--
Save your strength, Odell.
No one needs to hear about that.
Not now, not ever, darling.
Just-- That is it. Shhh.
He is fine.
Come on.
What is going on in here?
Uh, I am researching, I guess.
Hmm.
What kind of researching?
Feedback's a good thing. Do not be afraid of it.
Right. Um, I do not know.
I... I guess I just kind of figured,
you know, what if people used to think
that unicorns were real because they actually were?
You know, like, we are the ones who got it wrong.
And I feel like if that is the case, then...
- Hmm. -...what people used to
have to say about them is actually a lot
more relevant than what we think now.
Yeah, but this, this is all just bad faith archaic
misogynist bullshit. But some of this's actually...
- Totally. - I will show you.
Tell you what, why do not we get you situated properly.
- Griff? - Yes?
Uh, my large format printer.
I was a real shutterbug for a
few months a couple years back
before I got into archery and that kinda...
- Um... -...took over everything.
But, um...
why do not you organize your thoughts,
you know, print some of this stuff off,
and then we can present our research to my parents.
- What do you think? - Yeah. Uh,
I do not know. Yeah, I guess, I could, uh...
It doesn't have to be like a proper mood board
or anything, but I am a visual thinker so...
Right.
Hmm. I can't wait to see it. Ridley.
Oh, and, uh, matte paper, yeah? Glossy's gauche.
Dad?
Hmm.
Odell. You look...
rested.
If these protein and tumor markers are accurate,
your cancer seems to be in some sort of, uh,
spontaneous remission.
What is that now?
We can't say anything definitive
and right now N only equals one.
But there's a chance this is possibly, uh--
It could be the, uh...
Cure for cancer?
Are you kidding me?
Cancer? That-- That is the biggest one.
It is a top three disease, easy.
Are you sure about that? I mean, you have
checked your math and chemistry and everything?
I mean, I just do not wanna get our hopes up, darling.
I no longer need hope now. I feel it.
It is gone, out of my body for good.
We've done it. We found my cure, Bella.
Oh.
Well, we can't say anything right
now, other than it is promising.
But we might be curing cancer here?
You hear that, Rid? Doing good.
I can feel every cell
- in my body buzzing... - What?
-...vibrating... - What is wrong?
...on the universe's frequency.
I have never been so alive.
Oh, my God. They are gonna hate us
on the non-profit circuit.
Nice knowing ya, cancer charities, am I right?
Let's just slow down for a second.
No, dear. Now's the time to go fast.
We need to get that creature into HQ
to replicate that compound post-haste.
- Well-- But we can't. - Excuse me?
We can't reproduce this.
Oh, you gotta say something else, Song.
- He is not gonna like that. - These protein sequences
shouldn't exist, not even theoretically.
They'd be impossible to synthesize.
Whatever the cost, I do not care.
Do not touch those samples!
I wasn't. I was just looking at it.
If you gave us all the time and
all the resources in the world,
we couldn't reproduce this.
Sometimes, science can only be humbled in the face of nature.
For years, you have sworn that
there's no treatment for what ails me,
and yet when I find the cure
myself, you say you can't replicate it?
An opportunity for greatness,
for immortality, handed to you,
and all you can speak of is man's limitations?
Man has no limitations.
So if you can't recognize the
alchemical miracle on hand,
the potential for your legacy and
mine, then we may need a new head
of pharmaceutical fucking research!
I understand you are disappointed.
But you are still cured, so...
Net positive, I'd say.
So, this is it?
All we have?
It is like an NFT.
I have told you about that before.
Oh, I understand. Supply is scarce.
Demand will be high. I understand.
You got the Davos guest list handy?
Always. Let's prioritize anyone
who is had a public health scare.
The worse, the better.
And I will mix up some drinks.
Finally get to show you that mixology, Pop.
Um, sorry. Can I help with whatever is happening?
Roll up your shirtsleeves, partner.
It is new, Priscilla.
It is not the sort of thing we...
Excuse me. I...
...would let the FDA get their grubby little hands on.
Just think of it as an investment
- in your and Mark's health. - Well, how do I sound?
Oh, great, cecause I feel great.
How's the colon?
- No, no, no, no. - Excuse me.
Let me tell you about this new treatment.
Sir, can I just have a...
Yeah. No, it is extraordinary.
I just think MBS would think this is a
cool opportunity if you brought it to him.
...Unlike anything on the market.
Right, because we've partied
before and I know what he is like.
- Dad. Dad. - Wait, hold on--
Hold on just a second, Rid.
Three grams at two and a half.
Right. Okay. Two and a half at 300.
No, no, three at 2.5.
- Oh, sorry. Sorry. Yeah. - Sharp ears. Do better.
Uh, you are right. I apologize.
- What is going on? - Oh, my gosh.
I have never seen so much money before in my life.
I think this is gonna change things for us.
All right. Finish your prep!
- Holy shit. - Let's bag the beast to go
We are going wheels up ricky-tick.
So, my boy says the Crown Prince and his
cousin are gonna want an eight ball to start.
What?
I mean, uh, three and a half grams.
That is such an oddly specific number.
Yeah. I do not know. Weird, but that is what he said.
Wait, is this...
What? Every part of the buffalo.
Wish I had my bitters from home,
but it is an imperfect world. Kanpai.
The price is the price.
No, I will not be pushed around like some labor leader.
Good. My office will call.
You are right. This is absolutely delicious.
I haven't had this much fun
since we launched Fen-Phen in '94.
And I thought Etherium was a good investment.
Which it was, to be clear.
Uh, how are those numbers looking, El?
Uh, I do not know. I think we made, uh, a lot?
And still plenty of surplus for the family reserves.
Fuck yes. We are gonna live forever.
But we can't take it.
See, 'cause, look, I have been doing some research.
Well, isn't she enterprising?
So, the thing is unicorns used
to be seen differently, all right?
Hundreds and thousands of years ago, they
were seen as, like, these divine monsters,
but they were impossible to catch, except
everyone totally tried because, you know,
since forever, people fully believed
that they could heal literally anything.
Uh, yeah, welcome to, like, 10 minutes ago.
Yeah, I know, which made me
wanna check this research again
because it is right.
And Dad, do you remember when
Mom took us to see these tapestries?
No, no, I... I do not remember.
Yes, yes, yes, you do!
- What? - The Cloisters, remember?
- I don't. I am sorry. I... - She said it was
her favorite museum when she was little.
She took us like a month after her diagnosis and it...
What does that have to do with anything?
Yeah. I am sorry. Where are we going with this?
I have to admit, I am a bit lost in
the woods on this one too, darling.
Just--
you just have to look at these tapestries, okay?
They are from the Middle Ages, they are
literally famous and they tell this whole story,
one that reoccurs over and over.
And, you know, people always thought
that they were a metaphor for Christ
and man's inherent corruption, which
actually makes sense in historical context
considering the church was commissioning
art-making as a way to enforce obedience.
But that doesn't matter. What matters is,
I do not think that we're supposed to have this, okay?
Because if unicorns are real, which we know
that they are, then these stories might be too.
And you expect us to alter course
and invest in a theory based on this?
Yeah. This has no flow, okay?
I told you to make a mood board, not a... shit board.
I, I do not get it.
What would you have us do, leave it outside to rot?
- Yes. - No.
- No one is suggesting that. - I am.
It is coming with us, sweetheart.
And it is gonna help a lot of people.
Well, not a lot of people.
But good people. Our people.
I am telling you right now, we can't.
Bad things will happen. I can feel it.
Doesn't that count for anything?
No?
The arrogance, to claim to know such things
that are unknowable. Does she represent
your family's interests in this venture?
I do not know what she is talking about, Odell.
I don't. I mean, she doesn't know
what she's talking about. Right?
I know that you are
standing up for your principles
and I am proud of you for it,
but we do not need to perform for
each other here and now, do we?
We've got time for bubbles
before we hit the airport, right?
Here's to being reborn.
Change in plans.
And here's hoping we kill Bigfoot on the way home, eh?
Oh, Sheppie.
Careful, Dr. Song.
That is your responsibility in transport.
Asset is on the move. Asset is on the...
Bloody comms.
Is the convoy prepped? Can anyone read me?
Why do not you go and have a look see?
Oh, rea--
Oh, okay. Right.
Hello?
Hey.
Hey.
What happened?
Ugh. Ew.
- Bring it to us! - Come on! Let's go!
Sheppie, come!
Dawdle-fucking-not!
Open fire!
I will just get out of your way.
Cease fire!
Ridley, go to the car! I am coming!
Surround her! Take it down!
Fall back!
Help me! Help me!
Do not move.
Stay right there.
On three, run inside, okay?
We are not doing this right now.
- Alright. One... - No.
-...two... - Stop counting.
...three, go!
Hey!
Are you okay?
Are you all right? Are you-- Are you hurt?
No, I am fine, I am fine.
Got you.
The possibilities are absolutely extraordinary.
Listen, it's- you sure it didn't bite you?
No, I, I already said that I am fine.
- If it has rabies... - I already said that I am fine.
Or if you need shots, it might not...
Okay. But I told you something like this would happen
- and you chose not to listen. - I know. But, no, no, no, no.
- I already told you. - You didn't tell me anything.
Maybe if you'd had a more specific
warning, we could have left already.
How did you know it would be this way?
From your folkloric curricula?
- No, no. No, no, no. - I am saying something.
Okay, cecause it is not just the research.
Because yesterday, I touched its horn.
I kind of had like a vision or something.
I do not really know how to explain it, but
it, it felt like it was showing me something.
Go on, little sister. Regale me.
All I can say is, after that happened,
I feel connected to that thing,
like I have some sort of bond.
And the same thing with the bigger one.
And so you think that is why it didn't hurt you?
Yeah. I do not know. I think, maybe.
I think it wants us to just leave its baby and go.
It did attack when Dr. Song
was moving the young one,
so, yeah, she might have a...
I hear you. In fact, you have convinced me
that the only way to be as good of an advocate
for these creatures as you are is to
recover this wounded adult before it expires
so that I can understand
this experience of yours first-hand.
See, now we are talking sense.
You see how that feels different?
No, that is like the opposite of what I just said.
- Hey. - No bad ideas, Rid.
Not to be a size queen, as they say,
but that horn was rather girthsome.
Yes. And it was used to kill your guards!
And Dr. Dennis Young-Jo Song.
And wouldn't it be cruel to let them die in vain?
Think of that animal out there bleeding to
death, suffering, alone in the wilderness.
I feel very strongly that we can't just go
out and, and, and strip mine another one.
Come on.
They have cured everything that we've thrown at them.
So I'd say we have a moral imperative to
harvest every last one. Got it, horse girl?
Hey, easy.
He is crass,
but he is right.
We do this not for our own benefit,
but for the betterment of the world.
Hmm. Brava.
Medium rare as you requested, sir.
All right. Okay. You know what?
Just spitballing here, what if Ridley and I
go home, we take the, the little one with us,
you know, for safekeeping just in case...
So you'd retreat in the face of opportunity?
And here I thought you were invested, Elliot.
Sweat equity.
Oh, no, no. No, that is not what I...
I say, any man who abandons
his partner is no partner of mine.
If you can't see this through,
then it is certainly for the best.
That your services are no longer
required as my family's proxy.
You know what? Forget it.
It turns out there, there are bad ideas after all.
Let's, uh, let's do your thing.
What, what is your thing?
Pack your scran and call your nan!
Hunting party moves out in five!
Um, has anyone seen the bug spray?
So, uh, before Dr. Song...
uh- before what happened,
the electromagnetic detector went off and Denny
saw it. And he looked at me and, You know...
I think this has DEET in it if you...
Did you know the Maasai warriors
hunt lions with only a spear?
Remarkable rite of passage.
Reminds you of man's innate capacity, do not you think?
Hmm.
Me personally, I have only done
it with an automatic assault rifle.
Not unlike this model.
Oh, so you've, like, killed lions?
Oh, I certainly have, partner. Lions, elephants, great apes.
Right. Wow.
Hey, you know, regarding the whole partner thing,
it might be great to formalize some of that,
you know, just in case.
When we are back, amigo.
I will get you fresh beads, sir.
- Do. - Disappointing news
but it seems like ole Griff can't
find my compound bow, so...
- Dad... - I thought now would be like
a perfect time for me to just hit the tub
- and start... - Do us a favor,
- save the excuses. - It is not an excuse.
Someone needs to stay here and brainstorm how to
brand away from the whole "unicorn murder" thing
and you know that is where I do my best thinking.
I do not care if that thing is dead
out there, you can't go with them.
We can't be a part of this anymore.
I have to keep our stake,
you know, staked down.
You were right, they are not great people, but...
...uh, I will tag along with them,
I will watch them haul this corpse in, and
then you and I, you know, we'll finally be set.
If you go out there, I am leaving.
This is a good thing.
What if Mom was able to get something like this?
They wouldn't even let her get near it.
Can you please, please just listen and not go?
Can you please stay with me?
Elliot, it is time to collect our spoils.
- I will not be long, all right? - Dad, no.
You will thank me for this someday.
Misguided, but at least she is got
some intellectual rigor about her.
Tough loss.
Cuts deep, I bet.
Yeah.
But doesn't it feel like it is kind of how
he might've wanted to go, you know?
Not really, no.
But isn't it?
You know, in pursuit of science.
And so he is gone. What do we do now?
Do we sulk?
Lament?
Be weak?
I do not think that is what I am doing.
Or do we keep pushing? Huh?
Keep pushing the science and
maintain his intellectual rigor...
- Can you put that down? -...honor his life's work?
Or maybe he is not worth remembering?
Of course, he is.
Exactly.
And that is why I think you
need to get back in there,
get back to work, make him proud
and saw the horn off that fucking pony,
what do you say?
The h- I thought we were talking like
a commemorative plaque or something.
Oh, no, no. No, there's no time for that.
Horn first, then plaque. All right?
Sorry.
Just a little... little bit.
For science.
Ugh.
All right.
The unicorn is killed.
Then it is resurrected.
Then it is resurrected?
Oh, shit.
Shit, shit, shit.
Do us a favor. Save the excuses, Bhatia.
It is not an excuse, okay?
We tried.
But the horn, the organ, whatever it is,
it seems to be signaling for--
I mean, cellular swelling,
mitochondrial dysfunction,
all typical signs of postmortem
decay and decomposition.
They are not just slowing, they are reversing.
Hold the phone, Ponce de Leon.
You are saying it will not stay dead?
Maybe. Yeah, maybe.
- Maybe, yeah. yeah. - Yeah?
I want that horn in my hand.
- Hey. - Oh, shit.
- Shit. Sorry. - Oh, my God.
Sorry. Podcast.
Do you have a way to get in contact with them somehow?
Because I think that these things
might be able to, like, heal themselves
and that means my dad, Odell, Shaw...
- Yes, right. -...they all-- They just need
to get back here now.
Okay. Um...
It...
Nothing from Odell, right?
Sorry.
Fuck!
- Hey, we gotta go right now. - Calm down.
What do the arrows mean?
Contact!
Shoot it!
Shoot it!
Shoot it!
Tighten up.
Alert.
Oh, thank you.
Uh...
Odell?
Here.
Did you kill them?
Did I kill them?
Fucking unskilled labor.
Oh!
Okay then.
Just us.
Aren't you the most magnificent thing?
You like me, do not you?
I am harmless.
That is it, amigo.
Just a little touch.
Now you can show me your secrets.
Come on.
That is right.
Now give me the horn.
If you will just excuse me.
Pardon me, thank you.
He is gone. He is really finally gone.
There are two of them?
No, no, no, put that back.
My dad died for that thing.
Hey, you cannot go outside. I almost got killed out there.
This is how we stop people from getting killed.
We need to give their baby back.
Everyone needs to calm down!
We need to take control of the situation.
Yeah. Yeah, you are right.
What would Odell do?
Probably hire me to look after you
- and I'd call the police. - Relax. My dad only
brought you on to be the last line of plausible deniability.
This really isn't the best use of time.
- It is okay. - Fine, do it.
Make the call. Just give me a minute.
Well, you know so much.
Do they ever catch these things in
your draperies or needlepoint of stories?
No, I mean, yeah, but the lore
becomes more metaphorical or...
Wait, they are doing something
by the electrical equipment.
RCMP. Bonjour.
- Hello, hello, officer? - How can I help you?
Oh, thank God.
Hello. Hello. Hello?
Wait, what happened? What happened?
The cellular booster uses, um, house power.
The fuck was that? I am trying to grieve in there!
Do you think that there was enough time to trace the call?
- How does tracing work? - Forget that.
We are taking this out and giving its child back.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
The gate-- The gate is electric.
There's no point in us giving it back if
we are just gonna be trapped out there
with those things that killed Odell.
God damn it, Odie!
Someone has to access the gate's motor
housing in order to manually open it, ma'am.
So, unfortunately, until we do
that, no one is driving out of here.
Then we draw straws.
You are not drawing anything.
It is only fair.
Well, protective parenting aside,
I mean is chance really the
best way to decide anything?
Generally not very scientific, no.
Exactly. No, no.
First, we must ask ourselves,
who is most familiar with the gate?
That is right, that is right because,
uh, that would be the person
who has the greatest chance of, uh, succeeding, right?
- Yes. - Hang on a minute.
You can't just volunteer me to go out there.
Years of service and we have never
asked anything of you except this.
Well, that is not true, and even if it were...
Or we could vote on it.
- I vote for Griff. - Seconded.
- I vote for not Griff. - Thank you. As do I.
Yes. But sweetie, you are not even 21 yet.
- So? - You know,
it is not particularly complicated.
It is not like I am the fucking gate guy!
Although, in this instance, it kind
of seems like you are though, right?
Everything I have done for your
family and this is my severance?
I have kids.
You do?
Oh, you do. I knew that.
You are the most familiar with it.
This isn't okay.
We voted, Griffin. Democracy wins.
You get the gate, we get the car.
Now, who'll take the dead one out?
Can you give me a hand?
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
You did what you had to do. I get it.
You and me, we prioritize the same thing, you know.
- Our careers. - Families.
Uh, right. Well, I mean, you know.
That is who the career benefits. Yeah.
Sure. All I am saying is...
we have to take care of our own
because if you plan on them doing it for you...
All right. Chop-chop, time to go.
- Good luck out there. - Yeah, very helpful.
Thank you.
You should be okay once they see the baby.
He is in the tunnel.
We'll drive down and get you
as soon as the gates open, okay?
You are gonna do great.
You do have the greatest chance of success...
You are most familiar with the gate.
All right. Let's go. Which car do we take?
How am I supposed to know?
You have the keys.
That one.
Oh, shit.
Oh, sweetheart, I will be back for you.
I promise you.
Hey, Ridley, come on.
Hey, we gotta go!
Wait, where is Shep?
Seriously? Tell him to hurry.
Just wait. Shepard, what the fuck?
Shep, we are leaving now!
I am coming, Mother.
Oh, shit.
On behalf of the humans,
we hope, uh, this makes things cool.
Griff?
Ridley! What do I do?
I really do not understand.
This is what they wanted. It's...
Face it. There's no negotiating with monsters.
Oh!
Where did they go?
Hey, coast is clear. Let's go.
Fuck this!
So much for that fucking theory.
I am sorry. I am sorry. I thought I understood.
We are not gonna defeat them in the marketplace
of ideas, which is why I did the work.
I figured out their weakness. You are all very welcome.
Well, are you gonna share it with us?
- Out with it. - I revisited
my research and a recurrent trope
in the medieval discourse, as it were,
happens to be that unicorns, historically
speaking, can only be trapped by one thing,
and I think Ridley here knows what that is,
a pure-hearted maiden.
Wait, I am sorry. What are you saying?
I, I do not know how you come
up with these ideas, Sheppy.
Research. That is how I get my ideas, Mom.
And you were always dismissing them.
This is about Dad's legacy, this is about...
He is right.
He is right. It is my fault. I misunderstood.
No, no, no, no. Oh, honey, no.
It is my fault. It's... It is all my fault. It's...
I do not get it. What do they want?
We are running out of time, all right?
You need to listen to logic. You need to listen to reason.
That is the only way we're making out of this alive.
There is a recognizable,
- pancultural pattern across... - Wait here.
...a variety of folkloric hunt/capture narratives.
Are you snorting that shit?
And if we are serious about-- Yes, yes, I am.
Serious about surviving this thing, then
we have to be prepared to use her as bait.
You understand?
But you were on the wagon.
I thought you were doing so well.
- I am doing well! - Shepard, Belinda.
Ah. Elliot, there you are.
Tell her to get ready to make herself useful.
She might have to assume a position or something.
Oh, no, sorry, she doesn't work for you.
Not directly, no.
No, actually, you know what? I am afraid the
time has come for me to tender my resignation.
In our family's hour of need?
And you call yourself an attorney?
Do your vows mean nothing?
Best of luck in...
...your, uh, continued survival.
They are coming for us.
Okay. We are getting out of here.
Are you vaping? Do you vape?
No.
Sheppie, please.
We underestimated it.
More than I ever could have possibly imagined.
I feel it, in my mind,
sanctifying me.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Baby, we gotta go. We gotta go.
I know what we have to do.
All right. No matter what happens, do
not stop running till you get to the car.
- We'll ram the gate. - Okay.
- Okay? - Yeah.
Let's not make this
- into a whole big thing. - Hey, let go!
No, no, no. This is for the greater good.
Get the fuck off me! You fascist.
Shepples, I do not know.
Shepard, come on. Come on.
Whoa!
Kitchen door. Kitchen door. Go.
No!
Stay there.
What?
Come on.
I- I do not think it saw us.
No. I think--
Aw.
Man, Griff did find my bow.
Now, I feel bad.
Listen, if this is the end, baby,
- I want-- - I need to think. Okay.
Maybe if I filed off a little bit more
- of this horn. - Wait.
Your dad's oxygen.
Can we blow it up with this? Isn't that a thing?
Yes. Pressurized oxygen is flammable
and if it combusts, then it will explode.
- But that's... - How do you know that?
You do not know that.
You do not get it, Mom.
This is inside my brain. It is firing my shit up.
I am a genius now, okay?
That will destroy our golden goose.
We do not need to do that because I want a goose farm.
So they'll come to her and then-- Open this.
And then we pen them in and we
force them to breed, then they'll be ours.
What the shit is this shit?
Oh.
They are gonna kill us.
I do not understand why they would do this to me.
I think I made a mistake.
What the fuck were you thinking?
I do not know. I--
I was afraid we'd get nothing.
How could you do that to us?
Because I promised her.
I sat in that hospital room and I swore to her that
I would do whatever I had to to take care of you,
to make sure that you didn't want for anything.
And that is on me.
Every decision, every day.
But I failed you both.
And you do not seem to need the things
I thought I was giving you, so--
Actually, maybe they were just for me after all.
Either way, I--
I am sorry I am the one you are stuck with.
If we do not make it out of
here, my sweet darling boy,
just know, despite...
Shut the fuck up.
Do you hear that?
I think it is in the kitchen.
I think it might be leaving.
Mommy!
No!
Mom!
When I touched the horn...
I think Mom was there.
I saw...
No!
- Go to the car. Get out. - Dad, no. Please!
Please! You can't do this.
No.
I love you.
Dad!
Do it, Sheppie.
Do it, Sheppie.
Please... forgive me.
Holy shit.
Do not move.
I didn't actually to take that many lessons with this thing.
Come on.
Hmm.
I do not think you wanna do this.
You do not know that. Face the front.
You do not know anything.
This is my destiny.
Stay right there. Do not move.
Yes, I fucking knew it would work.
I am the businessman now, Dad.
Okay.
Okay. You proved everyone wrong.
Now can you please, please just let me go?
Shut up. Shut up.
Please.
Dad?
That is it. The future's ours now, Elliot.
50/50.
You earned this, eh?
Good job, partner.
I knew you had potential.
We'll finish tying these
things up, get 'em locked away,
breeding can start first thing Monday.
There's so much to do, but they are ours now, Elliot.
We'll own them forever.
Oh, my God!
What the fuck were you thinking?
I... I do not know. Ahh.
I didn't really plan it out.
We need to get you help.
It isn't good.
It looks bad.
I need to put pressure on it.
I-- I couldn't let him do it.
I need the horn.
I need the flesh.
I think it went deep. Where is your phone?
I need the blood.
Oh, fuck.
We... We... We need to get you help.
It is okay. It is okay.
It is not okay. You're... You are bleeding out.
Hey, tell me,
tell me, please.
What did they show you?
I do not know. I... I...
I was standing in the road with you
and I was swept up in some kind of current.
It was like a river
and it was taking me somewhere.
And even though I didn't know
what I would find when I got there,
I wasn't afraid,
because I had this sense,
I had this feeling in the dark that they
were showing me where they came from,
but not just them, us too.
And I think it is where we've always been heading back to.
Where a part of Mom was already waiting.
In a place where we do not have to
worry about what we didn't figure out
while we were here.
I do not know. I wasn't there for very long.
I hope you are right.
Maybe...
I will be there... waiting.
I don't--
What, what...
What?
They were just this way.
Fuck.
Real bloodbath up at
the Leopold Ranch, Chief.
Bringin' survivors in for statements.
But I got a feeling you are not gonna believe them.
Well, then that would make them suspects.
- Over. - Roger that.
You two better have a good lawyer.
I know this weekend didn't go how you wanted it to and all,
but wherever they take us, we are gonna be okay.
I know.
I saw it too.
What the heck?
Sorry. Sorry.
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