Original subtitles

Hi.

Let me talk to you about it.

Slumberland Eternal.

When it's time to lay down and die,

we got just the place for ya,

and we got just the box to put you in.

We go from the copper burnish model all the way down

to the pine box, the ol' pine box.

Two boys on a rollerskate drag you out the door.

There are two locations.

Slumberland, on the east side of town, 126th and Vernon,

but with revolving blue headlight, and across town,

at 126th and East Vernon, Slumberland Two.

Time for the big D, it happens to us all.

Hold it right there!

God damnit, you're busted!

Come on!

Come on!

Hold it!

You're under arrest, god damnit!

Come on, Vick.

Come on, Jackie!

I said, hold it!

Jackie!

- God, Jake, you're hurt! - Just keep goin'!

Go ahead, I'll see ya at Sparky's!

Go!

You will be transported from here to Conorville

Correctional Institute for Women.

You are an accessory to the grievous bodily assault

of a police officer, a particularly foul offense.

For your refusal to reveal the names of your partners

in crime, I feel no regret in sentencing you to a term

of no less than 10, nor more than 40 years for possession

of dangerous drugs and accessory to attempted murder.

Cell Block 11, Nell Hall, Amboso.

Trundi, Tacaridge.

And dress and cook for days.

Oh, a little bobo, wow, I gotta get outta here.

Fine hotels.

So this salesman dips into this train station men's room,

and he sees this machine on the wall.

Handy Dandy Wife Away From Home.

You know, there was a big round hole.

Puts the dime in, pulls out his john hancock.

Sticks his john hancock in the hole.

Grabs his thing, he pulls it out,

and there's a button sewn on the end!

Oh, come on.

Yeah, Charlie?

Yeah, Bif's here with the new arrivals, gate one.

Yeah, comin' in now.

Just goin' around the hill.

Yeah, here they come, they're comin' into the compound.

Okay, buddy, they're all yours.

Dr. Randolph.

Dr. Randolph.

Please report to clinic for in-processing new arrivals.

Okay, ladies, move it.

Come on, we haven't got all day.

Oh, let's go, let's go, come on.

All right, ladies.

Please remove all articles.

On the other side of the line, please.

Please remove all articles of clothing at this time.

And this is your last opportunity to surrender any, uh,

concealed narcotics, drugs or weapons on your person.

What's next?

You'd be surprised at the foreign objects

we find hidden inside new arrivals.

Yeah, I would be.

Listen, I don't enjoy this ritual any more than you do.

Now what we're going to do now is some calisthenics.

I'd like you girls to help me.

We're going to start off with deep knee bends for openers.

If I ever get out of this hole,

I'm gonna write my life's story, all men are shit.

Yeah, I could write a few chapters myself.

How long are you in for, as a matter of fact?

Who, us? We're really reporters disguised as prisoners.

We're going for the Pulitzer Prize.

As a matter of fact,

we don't ask questions like that around here.

What's your name, Miss Pretty?

Jacqueline Wilson.

Hi, Jackie, I'm Belle and this is Pandora.

It is so claustrophobic in here.

You better work on that.

You don't wanna wind up like Bonnie over there.

Bonnie, she had claustrophobia.

Used to scream and shout every time they lock her in a cell.

Yeah, it was really terrible.

She made such a nuisance out of herself,

they finally took her over to the clinic.

- What'd they do to her there? - Don't know.

But she doesn't scream and shout anymore.

Come on, baby, come on.

I know I could do it, come on!

Do it!

Snake eyes!

- What do you wanna do now? - Anything is good.

Why don't you do your own little thing,

and I'll do my own little thing?

They really expect us to wear these things?

Hey, I don't care what you wear, lady.

Just stay away from me.

Oh, terrific, you and me are really gonna get along great.

We're gonna have a lot of fun.

God damnit!

Who copped my smokes?

Where are they?

- I'm sorry, Maggie. - You stinkin' clepto!

You don't even smoke!

She's had enough, Mag, she can't help herself.

She's sick that way. - Oh, really?

Yeah, all right.

She's had enough this time.

But if she rips me off just one more time,

I'm gonna spill a can of kick-ass all over her butt.

Please help me.

Over here!

- Help me! - You're busted.

Breathe!

Please help me.

Hold it, you're busted.

Hold it.

- Please. - Over here.

Breathe.

- You're busted. - Hold it, buddy.

Hold it!

Hold it.

Hey, you girls, stop that damn noise!

- Get down and shut up! - I know who you are!

I'm gonna kill you, if you don't shut up!

Jesus, why is everybody screaming?

What's going on?

Oh, come on, you guys, look...

Everybody shut up, damnit!

Will everybody stop screaming, please?

I wanna go to sleep.

Stop screaming!

Cops chasing Pinocchio through the woods,

hauling his little wooden ass.

He sees Cinderella in the clearing,

and he jumps under her dress.

"Wow, what a hideout."

The pigs run right by them.

Cinderella, she says to Pinocchio, "tell me, is it true

"that your nose grows each time you tell a lie, Pinocchio?"

Pinocchio says, from beneath the dress,

"Sure is, Cinderella."

"Tell a lie, Pinocchio."

He does.

"Now the truth."

And he does.

"Now a lie.

"Truth.

"Lie, lie, lie!

"Lie!"

My rap is assault with a deadly weapon.

I went after some bastard with a broken bottle.

- Did you... - Kill him? No.

I cut his balls off instead.

You did?

Didn't need the mothers anyway.

Wow.

Hey.

What kinda girl do you think I am anyway?

Let's go, hurry up, come on, move it!

Let me in.

Oh, Doctor, my temperature is risin'!

♪ Oh, when the saints go marchin' in ♪

♪ I just want to be in that number ♪

♪ When the saints go marchin' in ♪

Oh, hello, Phil!

How are you tonight?

Unbelievable, George.

I feel just like a buttoned cuck.

He looks more like a quarrelsome pecker to me.

Oh, shake it!

- Hey, Phil? - Yeah, George?

Just saw that pussycat of yours runnin' round like crazy.

Up fire escapes, down alleys and into basements.

What's happenin', baby?

You know, George, I just had that cat de-balled

and now he's out breakin' in cages!

Speakin' of sex, Phil.

Who was speakin' of sex, George?

I vow to say that I've never had sex

with my wife until after we married.

That right, George?

What about you?

Don't know, George.

What was your wife's name?

Hey, Phil!

What's a good gift for a girl who has everything?

Everything?

Everything.

Say, that's easy, silly.

Penicillin!

Enter, Jeeves.

Breakfast, m'lord?

Thank you, Jeeves.

Oh, my lord!

Better we wear baggy trousers!

I'm going to smuggle this to the city.

Some climax.

Yeah!

Don't you realize it was sex that put you

behind bars in the first place?

Yeah!

Stealing to dress better for a man.

Fornicating.

Packing the pockets of women using pimps.

Killing to eliminate a sexual rival!

Yeah!

Give me contrition!

Contrition!

Let's have redemption!

Redemption!

Repentance, repentance!

Repentance!

Of one's debt to society!

Of one's debt to society!

That show of yours last night was positively disgusting.

Given the chance to express yourselves,

you went straight to the gutter.

Even for criminals, you're just a

particularly poor reflection on womanhood.

The others seemed to dig it.

Exactly, which of you was responsible

for the contents of that exhibition?

I beg your pardon?

This pornography seems to suggest

that you might be the creator, Williams.

Where did you get this?

Found in a routine search of your cell this morning,

and I don't like the hostility you're projecting, Williams.

You got real problems, superintendent.

I'm afraid yours are just beginning.

I think a couple of days in solitary on a minimal diet

will give you time to think this over, Williams.

We'll rap about this later.

Rap, my ass.

You know, I had the strangest...

Most disturbing dream last night.

Disturbing, but...

Oddly gratifying.

- Pig. - Yeah.

Come on, come on, come on, let's hurry up!

Come on, get goin'.

All right, it's ready, come in!

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Five.

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Hey, what kinda dump is this?

They can't put Pandora in lockup

just for havin' a picture of her boyfriend, can they?

Things you shouldn't be leaving around here.

Five, six, seven, eight.

Someone ought to speak to the warden, I mean,

Pandora's got her rights, doesn't she?

Not around here, McQueen's boss.

Well, well, what have we here?

A little social worker right here in Conorville.

Listen!

Take care of yourself and don't stir it up with McQueen!

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You got me, sister?

Look, I'm not bothering you, so just get off my case!

I'm not on it yet, but you 'bout to get it, baby.

I'll knock your pretty little teeth so far down your throat

you're gonna get a picket fence round your asshole.

I, uh, slipped.

Same here.

Oh, you slipped, too?

There's one thing you better learn, uh, Wilson, Jacqueline,

before you find yourself assigned for CPT.

- CPT? - Corrective Physical Therapy.

We have a violent sorority here,

and very strong ways of dealing with it.

Is putting Pandora Williams in solitary confinement

supposed to correct her?

No, we punish here, as well as correct.

I see that maybe you're begging for another demonstration?

Look, superintendent...

You look, Wilson, Jacqueline.

I've seen your file, I know that both your parents are dead,

but you come from a good family.

Now, toe the line and avoid trouble like the plague.

You're in a house of desperate women here,

and a long, long way from home.

You might as well know.

I don't care.

I was hitchhiking with a friend from back east.

About six months ago.

I stabbed a guy.

He was raping my friend.

Died, son of a bitch.

Lavelle, how long you in for?

The guy's father was a senator or somethin'.

I got first-degree murder.

I'm in for life.

Jays, Judy Asiphus Estrollos.

Wilson, Cromwell, Henry, Jude.

Report to kitchen after showers.

All others, agricultural therapy.

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Hey, everybody, hurry up!

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Yeah, they've changed me.

Yeah, I'm workin' till 3:30 in the morning now.

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Four seven.

Four six.

Four five.

Four, uh, four.

Four three.

Four two.

Four one.

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Pandora, can you hear me?

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- Belle? - 166, 165.

- What? - 164.

- How long I been in here? - 163, 162, 161, 160.

I'll be back.

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122, 121, 120.

Okay, girls, fun time's all over, let's get lined up.

In the back, please.

Do you see Belle?

18, 17, 16.

17, 18, 19.

There's gotta be 20.

It was just one of those mornings.

Needed some salt.

Get it off.

Get it off!

Say, can you read lips?

What?

- You son of a... - Misha!

Maggie!

- Are you coming with us? - What about her?

Screw her!

And you too, then!

Jesus.

This could be the start of something big.

Rebellion.

Rebellion.

Assault on prison personnel.

And destruction of Federal property.

C-P-T!

You're next.

- Could I see McQueen, please? - Sure, come on.

Fine, put her on the table.

Uh-uh, no way, I wanna see McQueen!

I wanna see the warden!

No, no.

Please, no, McQueen, I wanna see the warden!

Come on!

The warden!

The warden, where is she?

I wanna see McQueen!

Hey, man, you are fucking crazy, I mean, look at me!

Look at me, would you look at me?

You're crazy, this is rape.

- Relax yourself. - I wanna talk to McQueen.

You can't do this to me.

No, please, no!

No!

Please, I won't hurt anyone anymore.

I promise you, I won't hurt anyone, please, please!

Don't hurt me anymore, okay?

You ball-less

I knew that son of a bitchin' doctor was 10 feet

off the floor, but I didn't know he was a god damn

perverted, sadistic maniac, too.

Man, that shit's been outlawed.

They ain't lightin' me up like a fuckin'

Christmas tree no more!

I'm gettin' outta here if it fucking kills me!

Wilson.

Wilson.

Hey.

Are you all right?

Hey, you're actin' just like Bonnie did.

Wilson.

Sweetheart, it's gonna be all right.

Believe me, everything's gonna be cool.

Super cool.

Hey, you know what we're gonna be doin' next week?

Pandora, you and me, we're gonna be drinkin' champagne,

eatin' caviar,

with a room full of men like you wouldn't believe.

Well isn't that better than being six-feet-under

with a bunch of loners? - Attention, attention!

Lights out in one minute.

Back to your units.

Okay, say hi to the worms for me.

Lockup!

Belle, you're crazy.

Yeah, I know, just crazy enough to get outta here.

Are you with us, Wilson?

Do me a favor.

For god's sakes, please stay out of trouble.

He touched her buttocks.

Mm, and she was on her back.

Mm, and then she wrapped her legs around him.

Up and at 'em, people, rise and shine.

Wilson and Cromwell, report to clinic for CPT

following agricultural training.

Not again.

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Help!

Don't scream, I won't hurt you!

She's dead.

- Come on, move 'em out! - Movin' out.

Come on, come on, come on!

No!

Somebody help me!

I didn't do it, I didn't do it, I didn't do it!

Somebody, Pandora!

- You know me too well. - Come on now, all right?

I'm gettin' a little hot and I gotta stay out here all day.

Come on, why not, huh?

Be gone like 15 minutes.

We'll go behind the tree, the prisoners ain't gonna see.

Tree?

The tree?

Help us!

Go that way, I'll cut through here.

Stop!

Stop!

Come on!

Come on, Maggie.

Go, yay!

No, don't shoot!

Don't shoot me!

No, don't shoot, don't shoot!

Thanks for the lift.

Think nothin' of it.

Know where we're goin'?

I know where I'm goin'.

She knows where she's going.

You know they're gonna bust your little friend back there

pretty bad, don't you?

Yeah, I guess they are.

You can handle yourself pretty good when you want to.

So can you.

Had all the best teachers, baby.

No way was I gonna flip out

or tune out like those other weaklings.

Hurry it up, would ya?

Hey, take it easy, eh?

So, I decided to be just like the toughest person I know.

Jack, that railroaded me in the first place.

God damnit, what you doin' down there, makin' it?

Look, lady, you wanna do this?

Sounds like quite a guy.

We robbed a million banks together.

Never the same city twice.

Iowa, New Orleans.

All the little country towns in-between.

Oh, it's easy if you've got a gun,

and you know how to move fast.

Yeah, we really had it down.

I never got caught.

Except once.

Thanks to that pair of balls, Jack.

Holy shit.

Hey, punk, where's your john?

Right around the corner.

Just follow your snout.

Smart ass punk.

Hey!

Hey, where's my car? - What're you talkin' about?

- Where's my car, god damnit! - What're you talkin' about?

I don't see no car, how do I know you had a car?

Hey, buddy, you're crazy!

Wait a minute!

Heads are gonna bust around here.

Shit.

Come on, out!

Shit.

Why do I do these things?

I should've let 'em shoot her!

Fuck!

Shit.

What'd she ever do for me?

♪ Although you're older than me ♪

♪ It makes no difference you see ♪

♪ 'Cause you are my shining star ♪

Daddy!

Oh, no, not again.

Now what?

Get out.

You, the dog, everybody, out!

Did you ever hear of a citizen's arrest, citizen?

This is a citizen's arrest, buddy, and...

Bret, get the dog biscuits.

Come on, I'll hurt you like you wanna be hurt.

Get in here, big boy.

Crazy?

Crazy Alice!

Maggie!

Maggie, outta sight, oh, wow!

When did you get out?

Oh, right now, how the hell are ya?

This is Wilson, she's a little strange, but she's cool.

This is Crazy and she needs to use the phone.

Sure, it's right down here.

What is with this nonsense?

Oh, I got laid off at the plant, what're you gonna do?

- What do ya gotta do? - What're you gonna do?

Damnit, wrong woman.

Sparky, I got ya.

Listen, it's Wilson, I need Jake and I need some IDs.

Oh, shit, and Billie?

Busted.

Frank?

Dead.

No, Sparky, he can't be dead.

Killin' it.

You're under arrest on suspicion

of soliciting and prostitution.

Anything you wish to say may be held against you.

That is an insult!

Anything you wish to say may be held against you!

And that goes for you too, sweetheart.

Fuck you say, buddy, I ain't going anywhere with you.

Come on, Crazy!

Get off!

Holy shit!

This is it for me, I'm out on double-parole already.

Bullshit, Crazy, don't you know some place we can hide out?

- My sister's place. - Are they cool?

Are you kiddin', she's crazier than me.

Okay.

Get more than you bargained for, sweetheart?

You know, Doctor, there are so many things

about modern technology that I don't understand.

Things that must be crystal clear

to a man of science like yourself.

Rockets to the Moon.

Correcting human behavior with drugs and surgery.

I don't know, perhaps I'm just old-fashioned.

That thing's not on, is it?

An inmate murders a kitchen matron.

As much a tragedy for the inmate as it is for the old lady.

And for me too, because you see,

I am responsible for both of them.

Can you assure me that, uh, this operation of yours will

radically guarantee that this girl's capacity for violence

will be completely absolved?

Killing that helpless old woman.

Forever.

With a single twist of the grill, you've seen the

mellowing effect it's had on flowers, Bonnie.

Well, then.

So be it.

Oh, you'll make sure, of course,

that she'll sign the voluntary release?

Oh, yes, of course.

Thank you, Doctor.

I hate to mention it.

The escapees?

Don't worry.

They'll be back.

This is the life.

Is this the life? - The life.

Hey, did you check the look on that badger's face

when Wilson got him right between the legs?

Oh, it was beautiful.

What you gonna do now, Wilson?

I don't know.

Would you like to make some dollars?

Alice has a tip on some easy.

It could be illegal, huh.

Yeah, I could use some money.

You know that friend of yours, Sparky.

Could he get us some guns and a good set of wheels?

He says he can get anything.

- Then get him on the phone. - Well, let's call him up.

Belle Tyson.

Do you want a shot at parole?

Do you want to get out of prison?

I do.

I want you to sign a form that will permit me

to do some work on you, to satisfy me.

That it's okay for you to be paroled,

that you're not a menace to the community, is it a deal?

You don't wanna kill again, do you?

Is it a deal, Belle?

By god, you won't regret this.

Now, your conduct's been good,

prior to the incident at the grove.

I don't know, maybe it was the negative influence

of your cellmate that made you break your pattern.

Maybe it was.

Yes, you could be eligible for parole in eight or 10 years

if you keep your record clean.

Now, I've put a temporary hold on your corrective therapy.

And I've given you a job at the clinic.

So, make the most of it, keep your eyes open, and learn.

We'll have you better real soon, just leave it up to me.

Just leave it up to me.

Fine.

Up against the wall, lady!

Move, move!

- I don't believe it! - I do.

Hurry it up!

Don't even wiggle that that fine ass of yours!

Get that cash in those sacks.

Oh, mister, please.

Think I'm gonna faint if I can't have a cigarette.

- So, faint! - Oh, please!

Fire one up, Dave.

You!

Okay, buckaroo, get 'em up and I do mean your hands!

Oh, babe.

Hurry up with those bags!

Okay, buddy, get moving.

Here's lookin' at you, babe.

Right, move.

Come on!

Hold it!

You too, Donald.

Bye bye, now!

Psycho surgery?

You mean, when they, uh,

cut off a piece of a person's brain to, um...

Curb the flow of violent tendencies in the individual,

by eliminating their abilities to maintain

that violent thought for any length of time.

Yeah.

What about their other thoughts?

Pandora?

It's about Belle.

What about Belle?

Well, it's none of my business,

but they're doing really weird things to her.

Spit it out, girl.

The doctor, he's, he's crazy.

They must've given you one jolt too many in there, sister.

You're in a dangerous frame of mind.

I've gotta go back for them.

That's your problem!

I'm not putting my ass in the sling for them.

I'll pay good money for your help.

I've got a fool-proof plan.

You've got an impossible fuckin' dream, toots.

Crazy?

Well, it's never been done before and that's bad.

Right.

But they won't be expecting it and that's good.

Right.

I'd sure like to meet that doctor

you two have been tellin' me about.

Price is right too, Maggie.

- I'm not going back inside. - You won't have to.

Okay.

Hey, Doctor, you god damn

Is everybody comfortable back there?

Shit, man, I've had to piss for about two hours.

Ladies!

Must be one of them runaways.

God damnit.

Hey, when are we gonna get there anyway?

Okay, buddy, nice and easy now, drop that bottle!

No more brew for you, lard ass.

God.

It's only a scratch!

Anybody got a bandaid?

A bandaid, a bandaid.

My name's Crazy, honey, what's yours?

Bernice.

Two choices, Bernice.

Do what we say, starting now, or say goodbye to the world.

I'll take the first.

Who were those?

Watch it, here comes a ride.

Hello, pretty chicky babies!

Climb on in!

Oh, all kinds of good things.

Guard, guard, I'm hurt!

Welcome home, kid.

- Hi, Bernice. - Hi.

Hey, where's Bif?

He got the clap.

So let us through, we're very late.

Okay, go ahead!

- Is the doctor here? - Yeah.

Okay, sign in.

Where is she?

Scalpel, please.

Don't lay another finger on her.

How dare you, get outta here!

Now!

Who?

The doctor, is he inside yet?

Yeah, I think he's here.

Give her somethin' to wake her up.

- That's impossible, you... - Your life depends on it.

Williams!

Calm down.

Drop the knife, drop the knife, dear.

Calm down, give me the knife, give me the knife.

Forget it, McQueen, just forget it!

- Hold it! - Warden, do something!

You've got some phone calls to make, McQueen.

Don't be absurd.

Now!

Superintendent's office, Pinter speaking.

Yes.

Take off his pants, the gate.

They'll say they'll kill me unless we are to the letter.

I believe they're desperate enough to do it.

Pinter! - That's good.

Superintendent?

Oh, my god.

What's goin' on, Pandora?

We're breakin' outta here, Belle.

What's takin' so long?

Found the form.

Your pictures, too.

Jim!

How could you?

Okay!

God damn!

What in the hell?

You better pray your people don't try anything funny lady!

You know, you look real good like that.

What the hell is taking so long?

Let's go.

Let me outta here!

Let's go, come on!

Holy shit.

Halt!

Halt, hold on!

Driver, what's that?

This must be the women's prison.

Halt!

Come on, Crazy!

Damnit, I told you I wasn't goin' back in there!

Pussies!

All right, fuck it!

Fuck, god!

Come on!