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those workers are just parked-

all the way over the yard

it's impossible to park

oh hey honey

oh yeah there's just some workers outside right now

working on the water main

something like that

which reminds me

we're not gonna have water for...

a few hours probably

so your not gonna be able to take showers or anything like that

wouldn't you like to know what we're having for dinner tonight

well

you know if you came with me to the grocery store

and helped mommy shop for groceries

maybe i could get you a little treat once in a while

but

that being said

maybe mommy did get you a treat

hmm?

maybe some chicken tendies

no no

here it comes "good boy points"

you didn't have to spend any of your good boy points for that

mommy is so weak

even those yoga classes aren't helping

oh would you honey

oh my gosh

thank you sweety

five more good boy points for you huh?

oh gosh

oh my arms are so weak sweety

okay okay

let's uh...

let's go to the kitchen yeah?

gotta put some of those groceries away you'll help me with that though right?

what're you staring at sweety?

what?

oh shoot

darn it

there's sticky stuff all-

over

oh dear

what could it be? okay uhm... oh dear

what could it be? okay uhm...

okay lets put those away in the kitchen now

ew

ew ew ew

th-

i just got this shirt

oh dear

come on

of course

of course

i forgot

i forgot exactly what i told you

which is the water's off

this is perfect timing isn't it?

oh dear

how am i gonna get this off of me?

oh dear is that the honey?

oh it's-

oh maybe

maybe if i-

oh my goodness

oh it's everywhere it's a-

oh my god

if i could just ask 'em to turn it back on it-

no they're

probably already making so much progress and...

they'd probably charge me for that too

it's not working it-

it's still so sticky

oh honey you can put down the grocer-

what are you doing just staring at mommy, come here

let's look for that-

oh my gosh

i know it's the honey it's- it's

i just have to get it out of here before it get's-

all of my other groceries so sticky

maybe i can just-

find it

or reach-

down far enough

think i got- no

oh darn it

you know you don't have to stand here and watch your poor mother deal with this

that's very sweet of you to offer but-

i'll find it i'm sure

oh oh ye- wait, i think i got it

i think i got it

okay

okay there it is

of course the lid was off

it just uh...

there's a lotta honey missing

is it all at the bottom of this bag?

is everything totally ruined?

no?

well where did it all go? it didn't go down my shirt

i don't-

oh

oh

oh sweety

oh you- you have honey all over your pants

here let's get rid of this

we're a couple of klutzes aren't we?

great timing too don't you think?

no sweety your pants are totally soaked

we're gonna have to go downstairs and take our clothes off, ye-

we can't we don't have any water sweety

the workers outside have turned it off

let's just-

take our clothes off

put it in the laundry

deal with that later

and we have to-

i don't know clean up

well we don't wanna be sticky for a few hours, do we? come on

oh shoot

well i guess we don't have any cleaner either

our clothes are just gonna have to sit-

sticky and gross

in the laundry

oh my goodness

alright sweety take off your pants

i don't want you dripping that honey all over my-

my nice carpet

maybe this'll work

go on sweety

i'm just your mother take off your pants

oh we have to get this stuff-

clean

yes

you're soaked

way more than my shirt is sweety just-

just do it for me okay? i don't-

i really don't wanna have to clean up after you, okay?

what a catastrophe

oh darn it

it's probably all over my bra too

fantastic

s- okay just- just put your clothes right there

okay in a pile

honey please

take off your pants i don't wanna tell you more than once

or three times however many times i've told you

okay

oh it's all over my-

i just got these yoga pants

darn it

i don't think this is gonna work

i don't wanna sit here

sticky for hours and hours and hours i don't wanna sit here

sticky for hours and hours and hours

oh geez

it's just not working

honey

please

why aren't your pants off yet?

okay well i'm gonna have to do it for you

honey

please

sweetheart

let me undo your pants

i'm your mother

i have seen everything

there's no need to be embarrassed sweety

oh this button is incredibly-

slippery

i can't get my-

fingers on it

okay

ugh this-

zipper is really sticky too

how did you get so much honey on your pants

i was holding the grocery bags longer than you

okay okay

wow, these pants are really tight, did you-

did you grow the last time i saw you in these?

oh gosh

oh i see it's your penis

oh it's really big and it's making it hard to pull these down

it's okay sweety

alright alright i think i got 'em

your pants are sticking to your legs

it must be so uncomfortable

okay ready?

okay

oka-

my hands are-

so sticky now

okay let's do the boxers next sweety

why are you apologizing?

about- are you apologizing for the honey?

sweetheart that was my fault

you don't have to say sorry for that

your penis?

what about it?

oh honey, i know you're a boy i know you have a penis

now let's get these boxers off of you they look awfully sticky

it's clinging around your penis like that it must be so uncomfortable

okay ready?

sweety i told you, you don't have to be embarrassed around me, i'm your mother, okay?

one, two, three

sticky, sticky

that must feel so much better right?

okay

okay

okay

they're still so sticky

sweety what're we gonna-

baby

don't worry about that

no really

you have to stop worrying about that

it's not like you have a boner-

an erection sweety

you have to be doing something sexual for that to happen

and we're not

it's probably just the honey making your penis that way, okay?

you have to stop worrying about that

what we should be worrying about, is getting all this sticky honey off of our bodies, right?

well i-i

i hate to ask you this sweety

but uhm i see no other choice

well you're gonna have to use your saliva to get-

this honey off of my skin

alright sweety?

so just come a little bit closer okay?

alright sweety so just-

just-

stick your tongue out

and

lick it anywhere there's sticky stuff

okay?

just-

lick all over mommy's breasts

i'm so tired of being dirty

and sticky

oh sweety so just- yeah-

just lick it like a lollipop or something

oh okay

oh good boy

that's perfect sweety

yeah just-

kinda stick your tongue out

and lick it

just lap it all up

it should be okay 'cause it's sweet right?

that is good you're doing it so well sweety

can you just get right in there?

oh i know it's a lot to ask sweety

you're doing so good just- oh i know it's a lot to ask sweety

you're doing so good just-

i can't really get in there

can you just-

stick your tongue way way far out

and lick it all the way in there

oh my gosh that's perfect

i feel so clean now sweety

[laughing]

oh my gosh you're penis is poking me in my leg

[chuckling]

it's okay sweety

it was just kinda tickling me

[laughing]

sweety

there's no honey on my nipple you can stop sucking my nipple

[chuckling]

you're making my nipple hard honey

okay just- a couple more spots for mommy

right-

oh perfect

thank you

ugh

thank you

[chuckling]

well i feel so clean now

thank you so much honey

okay you can stop licking mommy now

[laughing]

sweetheart

thank you

they feel so good now

oh yes i mean when they were-

all sticky they were-

kinda hanging against my stomach and

sticking to me

it was so uncomfortable but now-

they feel so good

i just hate that i had to ask you to do that for me

oh yes you must've hated having to-

lick and

suck on your mother's breasts for that long

but it is such a relieve

and you get ten extra good boy points for that

you look so

it just looks-

your penis is just-

stuck right up against your leg and-

your testicles honey

you're covered in honey you're gonna have to let me do this

yeah- sweety

go lay on the bed

let mommy clean you just like you cleaned me okay?

alright sweety

let's take a look at this

how did you get it all the way under your-

your testicles

oh i don't know

oh okay uhm...

let's see

maybe this'll-

is that?

is that okay?

i'm not hurting you am i?

honey it's just-

it's just not very good when i do it with just my hands

i uh...

oh i don't know

it's way under there

oh sweetheart i'm just gonna have to use my mouth okay?

oh there's so much honey everywhere

okay

okay

is that okay?

i'm just gonna do to you

what you did on my breasts okay honey?

it'll be okay

and it feels so much better when it's nice and-

and smooth

not sticky with all this-

sticky sweet honey

there you go

there you go

it's getting everywhere

like that?

is tha-

how do your testicles feel now honey?

they feel better?

cleaner?

mommy is trying to do a really good job

it's a little hard

that's better right?

i'm glad it's honey it tastes really good

oh i don't mind cleaning you off with my mouth

when it's something so sweet right?

no no no

honey it's fine

i need to clean you off

i'm your mother i need to take care of you y'know?

we don't have any water

just have to do it with my mouth

okay i think-

i think i cleaned your testicles off enough

i'm gonna move up your shaft okay honey?

oh good boy

stay there

that doesn't hurt does it?

oh your face you're just-

looks like your in pain or something are you okay honey?

you are?

okay

i have to continue though honey okay?

i have to keep going

till you're all the way clean

you don't wanna be all sticky and-

dirty

for hours

uh uh

no you don't

you're being such a good sport

we'll have those chicken tendies tonight okay?

now you just keep sitting there

let mommy clean you

it'll be all better

honey

as soon as i think i'm done i keep finding more and more-

i don't know wet stuff

it's still sticky

mommy's not hurting you?

okay

hi dear

thank god your here i just-

we need your advice

well

we spilled honey all over ourselves

didn't we sweety

honey just got all over his penis

and his testicles and...

so now we're just

sitting here licking it off of each other

blowing our son?

no ew

no

okay dinner will be ready in an hour okay?

i don't want you working past then

alright see you then

your father has such a dirty mind

although i could see how it looks that way right?

don't worry about him

he's just a dirty old man your father

i am almost done though

there we go

oh mommy's- mommy's got this

i'm gonna get you all clean

we can't have you all stick at dinner can we

oh it's just- your penis is so big

there's just so much honey all over it i have to-

make sure i get it all

with my tongue

there we go

almost sweety

honey no i'm not done

sweety don't-

that's just your father joking around

i can't stop i'm not done yet

almost

almost there sweety

hm hmm

uh uh

oh honey

uhm

oh

oh

that's what you meant

th- no

that makes sense

that's why you were asking to stop

oh

sweety

i should've listened to you uhm...

u-uhm

oh

no, no, don't worry, don't worry

i just uhm

i should've listened to you i really should have

i- i just didn't think uhm

that would happen

uh

at least we're all clean now

right?

uh

uhm...

don't tell your father

he wouldn't understand

let's just keep that between us

just tell him i clean you off the rest of the way

yeah?

okay uhm

i- i better get going on dinner okay sweety?

so why don't you uhm...

play some videogames

while your waiting

okay

good boy