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ANNOUNCER: And now DreamWorks'
"The Penguins of Madagascar."
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[BELL RINGING]
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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-Cute and cuddly, boys.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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-Oh, Skipper, salt, please.
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[TOILET FLUSHING]
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-Here you go, Bra.
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[TOILET FLUSHING]
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-Thank you, Skipper.
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So Kowalski, have you
discovered any science things?
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-Kowalski?
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-Hm?
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-Science-- any new discoveries?
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-Oh, um-- well, yes.
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I've been experimenting
with transdimensional--
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[TOILET FLUSHING]
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- --trans dimen--
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[TOILET FLUSHING]
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- --tran-- oh, come on!
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Enough already!
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-I'm sorry, I'm
sorry, I'm sorry.
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But you can't rush
smoked salmon puffs.
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They burn if you so much as
look at them the wrong way.
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-The food isn't
the problem, Roger.
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[PIPES RATTLING]
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-That is the problem.
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We're eating in
a stinking sewer.
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-I know, I know.
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Oh, flush does not a great
dinner party make, right?
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So I'll put on some show tunes.
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Yeah, yeah-- something
bold and brassy,
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a real eleven o'clock number.
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-Reptile, the
sounds of the sewer
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are the least of our problems.
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-Oh.
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I'm sorry, guys.
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I've lived down here so long
I barely notice the smell.
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-Really?
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How do you get used to--
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-You can't.
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You can't get used to that.
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What are you, insane?
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I hate my home.
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-So why not leave?
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-Many of your kind
live quite comfortably
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in the south Florida area
known as Gator Alley.
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Oh, I just got that.
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Aligator-- gator.
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-Yeah, we get it, Kowalski.
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Operation See You
Later, Gator is a go.
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We'll need a large crate,
10 million Deutsche marks,
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and a C-17 cargo jet on
the runway in 15 minutes.
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-I might need 30
minutes on the jet.
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-That could jeopardise
the whole mission.
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-Whoa.
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Guys, I'm not moving.
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Times Square, the Met, Broadway.
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I mean come on-- Broadway.
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You can't as me to
give up on my dream
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of singing on the
Great White Way.
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No, I would rather live in the
worst sewer in the Big Apple
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than in the best swamp
in all of Florida.
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-I hear you, brother.
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It's not the heat,
it's the humidity.
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-Uh, OK.
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-So I'll just stay put,
down here in this sewer,
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on the banks of his
raging river of filth.
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-Oh, dear.
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You can always move
to the zoo, Roger.
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-I could?
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-Negatory.
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Our zoo overloads may be
somewhat slow on the uptake--
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-But even they would notice
the sudden appearance
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of an 800-pound alligator.
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-Despair not, Roger.
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Compared to our usual
high stakes tango.
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Your little problem is
but a petty pirouette.
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-Oh, OK.
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Which means what?
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I don't know.
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-We'll find you a
new home right here
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in the city that never sleeps.
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-Fresh air, sunshine,
and a pond to replicate
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your native marshy environment.
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-Sold, done.
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And we pirouette.
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-What do you think, Roger?
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-It's, uh, it's nice.
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It's nice.
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I've got one
question-- why the log?
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I-- it's not very,
um, uh, what's
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the word, uh-- comfortable.
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-Well, with the park's
predominately human population,
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you'll need camouflage.
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-Just hold still when
people are around,
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otherwise they're likely to--
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[SCREAM]
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-Alligator.
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Get the police.
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Help!
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-No, no.
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I'm not gonna--
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-Help!
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-And finally, from
the whackadoo file,
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Esther A. Paxon
of Paramus claims
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to have seen an actual
alligator in Central Park.
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But when animal
control investigated,
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all they found was this log.
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-Sounds like they were barking
up the wrong tree, Chuck.
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-You're out on a
limb there, Bonnie.
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-OK, I grant you
there were issues
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with our previous home proposal.
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-But this one's brilliant.
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-Are you really positive they're
not going to find me here?
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-Not if you hold
still this time.
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-From 10 AM 5:45 PM
Monday through Friday,
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8 PM on weekends.
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-Uh-oh, Skipper,
the museum's open.
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-Duck and cover, men.
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And Roger, hold still.
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-Who wants to see
some dead things?
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-Gator, cool.
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-What, that?
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It's totally fake looking.
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-Check out his dumb rubber nose.
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-Ow!
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Why would you do that?
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[SCREAMS]
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-Fear gripped the Museum
of Natural History
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today as witnesses
claim they were
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attacked by the
alligator exhibit.
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-We was just standing there, you
know, not doing nothing wrong,
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and then the alligator
comes alive and tried to eat
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my cousin, Vic.
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-Curiously, museum officials say
there is no alligator exhibit.
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-Hm, curious, indeed, Chuck.
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-OK, the pond and
the museum scenario
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separate from unplanned
variables-- lessons learned.
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But this
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-One's a winner.
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-All right, let me get--
I'm supposed to be what now?
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-A gargoyle-- stone carved
into a mythological creature
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that wards off evil spirits.
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-The thing is, guys, um, I'm
not really good with heights.
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-Well, gee, Roger, what
are you real good with?
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Not camouflage,
not holding still.
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We're running out
of options here.
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-Just don't look down.
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You'll be fine.
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-Don't look down.
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Don't look down.
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Don't look--
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-Roger!
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[SPLASH]
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-Ooh, lucky for him there was
a swimming pool down there.
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-A rather public pool.
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[ROARING]
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[SCREAMING]
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TV ANNOUNCER: This is "Gator
Watch," New York's number
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one in alligator attack updates.
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-Breaking now-- Manhattan's
most wanted reptile
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has literally
dropped into midtown.
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-Animal control has placed the
gator threat level at severe.
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-Citizens are warned
to not approach
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any prehistoric killing
machines they may
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encounter between
82nd and Canal Street.
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-Stay with us for
team predator coverage
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and Gil Force with
Gator Watch weather.
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[HELICOPTER]
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-I'm a fugitive.
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I'm a fugitive from justice.
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-Don't panic.
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We just need to
find a safe house
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and lay low until Danny Dog
Catcher loses our scent.
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Ah, this should do it.
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Kowalski, can you
crack the lock?
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-A simple pin tumbler?
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Well, while you're
lobbing soft balls,
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why not ask if I can
design a self replicating
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nanobot-- which
I can, obviously.
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OK, slow and steady.
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[HELICOPTER]
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[SCREAM]
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-They're onto us!
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Am I--?
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[PIANO PLAYING]
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- --on Broadway?
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I was born for this moment.
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(SINGING) When I
was very young I
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felt that I was sure to be more
than a handbag, pair of shoes,
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or belt-- a nice
belt, but still.
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And now that it's years
later, people say--
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-It's an alligator!
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[SCREAMS]
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-What, too pitchy?
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Please don't lock me up.
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I didn't have time to rehearse.
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-The got Roger.
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-Next stop, the Grey Bar Hotel.
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-They're taking him to a hotel?
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Oh, that will be a lovely home.
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Perhaps he'll find a
mint on his pillow.
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-We're cancelling
Roger's reservation.
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Rico, grappling gun.
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Follow my lead, boys.
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All right, we're
back in this thing.
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All we need to do--
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(IN UNISON) Aargh.
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Aargh.
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[SCREAM]
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-Men, commandeer this vehicle.
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-Penguins?
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-Kowalski, wheel man.
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Rico, gas.
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Private, music.
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-Smooth jazz or hot
adult contemporary?
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-Let's classic rock this chase.
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-And away we go.
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[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
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[SCREAM]
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-Look out!
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Look out!
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-Not to worry,
citizen, we'll return
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your vehicle in
factory condition.
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-Oopsie.
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-Well, near factory condition.
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-Left.
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Right.
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Left.
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Lotta left.
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Whole lotta left.
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[HORN HONKING]
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[CRASH]
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-Rico, more gas.
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[BELCH]
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You know what I need, soldier.
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-Skipper, can I do a pedal?
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-Sorry, Private.
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We won't be needing
brakes today.
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Well, this is our stop.
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[HORN HONKING]
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[SCREAM]
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-Fast and furious, boys.
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Rico, blow torch.
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-Guys, you came to rescue me.
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-Roger that, Roger.
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We're getting you
a real home, not
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some dark, stinking
hole of woe, despair.
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-Um, Skipper, I think
we've arrived at the dark,
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stinking hole of woe
and despair and--
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-And it's our hole.
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-We got the gator in the back.
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-Bring him in.
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We've got a nice cosy
habitat all set up for him.
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Oh, well that simplifies things.
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-And so Gator Watch
comes to an end
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as the happy reptile finds a new
home at the Central Park Zoo.
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All's well that ends
well, eh, Bonnie?
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-Right you are, Chuck.
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Coming up, a Manhattan motorist
swears his car was commandeered
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by-- and I'm not making
this up-- penguins.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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[BEEPING]
265
00:12:17,220 --> 00:12:17,920
-Hey!
266
00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:20,410
[BEEPING]
267
00:12:23,430 --> 00:12:24,790
-Oy, hey, hey, hey, hey.
268
00:12:24,790 --> 00:12:26,370
Get out of me personals.
269
00:12:26,370 --> 00:12:28,810
-Oooooooh.
270
00:12:28,810 --> 00:12:31,040
It make butter in my tummy.
271
00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:31,730
-Hey.
272
00:12:31,730 --> 00:12:32,500
[BEEPING]
273
00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:33,200
-Whoa.
274
00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:34,940
[BEEPING]
275
00:12:34,940 --> 00:12:35,640
[ALARM SOUNDING]
276
00:12:39,540 --> 00:12:43,220
-Guys, outside there's all
these men in the matching suits
277
00:12:43,220 --> 00:12:45,010
and they have wands that
are all like, bleep, bloop,
278
00:12:45,010 --> 00:12:46,750
bloop, beep, bleep, bloop beep.
279
00:12:46,750 --> 00:12:51,790
And-- OK, how am I
the paranoid one here?
280
00:12:51,790 --> 00:12:52,980
-Relax, Marlene.
281
00:12:52,980 --> 00:12:54,240
Have some morning nosh.
282
00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:54,950
-What?
283
00:12:54,950 --> 00:12:56,880
Hey, I don't-- oh, aw.
284
00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:59,270
-What you are seeing
is the vanguard
285
00:12:59,270 --> 00:13:02,060
of democracy in action.
286
00:13:02,060 --> 00:13:05,230
-No, I'm seeing men in
suits with-- with wands
287
00:13:05,230 --> 00:13:07,200
and-- blooping.
288
00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:10,430
-Today is the grand opening
of our newest upcharge
289
00:13:10,430 --> 00:13:13,420
attraction-- the Central
Park Children's Zoo.
290
00:13:13,420 --> 00:13:16,920
With the ribbon cutting
ceremony by Fergus McSlade,
291
00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:19,280
New York's parks
commissioner and the hero
292
00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:23,740
that gave us zoo
regulation 742-M.
293
00:13:23,740 --> 00:13:26,970
-Mm, a fresh fish for
penguins initiative.
294
00:13:26,970 --> 00:13:28,720
-Bless that man.
295
00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:29,420
-Uh-huh.
296
00:13:33,590 --> 00:13:35,430
-Now if you've seen men
in suits, that must mean
297
00:13:35,430 --> 00:13:36,610
the commissioner's
team is making
298
00:13:36,610 --> 00:13:38,570
its final security sweep.
299
00:13:38,570 --> 00:13:39,270
-How exciting.
300
00:13:39,270 --> 00:13:40,650
Can we go watch?
301
00:13:40,650 --> 00:13:41,650
-Negative, Private.
302
00:13:41,650 --> 00:13:44,090
Commission Oriole Security
is a high stakes game.
303
00:13:44,090 --> 00:13:45,820
They don't need
four extra players.
304
00:13:45,820 --> 00:13:47,030
-Yeah, well never mind.
305
00:13:47,030 --> 00:13:47,870
They're leaving anyway.
306
00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:48,570
-What?
307
00:13:48,570 --> 00:13:49,270
-Hey.
308
00:13:49,270 --> 00:13:50,110
-Leaving?
309
00:13:50,110 --> 00:13:53,020
They couldn't be done already.
310
00:13:53,020 --> 00:13:55,810
What kind of slapdash
security sweep is this?
311
00:13:59,160 --> 00:13:59,860
-I dunno.
312
00:13:59,860 --> 00:14:01,120
Looks pretty safe to me.
313
00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:05,550
-Looks, Marlene-- looks.
314
00:14:05,550 --> 00:14:07,170
It's not the threats
you see with your eyes,
315
00:14:07,170 --> 00:14:09,390
it's the ones you can
feel deep in your gut.
316
00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:12,080
-Mm-hm.
317
00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:14,910
-Where's the reflecting mirror
for satellite-based lasers,
318
00:14:14,910 --> 00:14:17,710
the titanium ground net
for tunnelling mole robots,
319
00:14:17,710 --> 00:14:19,920
the comprehensive antidote
kit that counteracts any mind
320
00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:21,800
control gas sprayed
by a villainous madman
321
00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:23,790
with a super blimp?
322
00:14:23,790 --> 00:14:25,520
-A super blimp-- really?
323
00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:27,040
-Go ahead and scoff.
324
00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:29,970
Super blimp mad men live
to smack down scoffers.
325
00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:32,300
This is Commissioner
McSlade we're talking about.
326
00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:34,650
If those kindergarten cracker
jacks can't protect him,
327
00:14:34,650 --> 00:14:37,720
then we will.
328
00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:38,590
-Check one.
329
00:14:38,590 --> 00:14:40,140
-Check two.
330
00:14:40,140 --> 00:14:40,930
-Ow.
331
00:14:40,930 --> 00:14:43,710
-What is a children's zoo?
332
00:14:43,710 --> 00:14:48,020
A zoo for children, yes,
but more than that--
333
00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:50,720
-I want the total threat
neutralisation in five.
334
00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:53,710
If you notice anything funny,
take it very seriously.
335
00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:03,420
-Trip hazard in Delta Sector.
336
00:15:03,420 --> 00:15:04,350
-I'm going in.
337
00:15:12,820 --> 00:15:19,010
-Sheep and donkeys, goats and
odd little horses side by side.
338
00:15:19,010 --> 00:15:21,300
There's a lesson in
that for all of us.
339
00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:23,230
-Nut-shaped grenade.
340
00:15:23,230 --> 00:15:25,480
-What, no outside food?
341
00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:28,410
-Uh, apparently it's
just a nut-shaped nut.
342
00:15:28,410 --> 00:15:29,510
-I've got something.
343
00:15:29,510 --> 00:15:30,230
-What is it?
344
00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:31,490
Missile, chopper?
345
00:15:31,490 --> 00:15:32,380
-Super blimp?
346
00:15:32,380 --> 00:15:34,540
Come on, super blimp.
347
00:15:34,540 --> 00:15:35,320
[GIBBERISH]
348
00:15:36,010 --> 00:15:37,580
-Oh, never mind.
349
00:15:37,580 --> 00:15:38,740
It's only a pigeon.
350
00:15:38,740 --> 00:15:39,630
(IN UNISON) Oh.
351
00:15:39,630 --> 00:15:40,400
-Give me those.
352
00:15:43,780 --> 00:15:44,530
That smile.
353
00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:48,710
Sweet sky gravy.
354
00:15:48,710 --> 00:15:52,180
That bird's going to drop one
on the commissioner's suit.
355
00:15:52,180 --> 00:15:53,450
-Drop what?
356
00:15:53,450 --> 00:15:57,200
-Yo, Alice, pigeons really
did a number on these statues.
357
00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:59,850
It's like a stinkaroney
salad up here.
358
00:15:59,850 --> 00:16:02,780
Pee-ew.
359
00:16:02,780 --> 00:16:04,740
-But Skipper, why
would the commissioner
360
00:16:04,740 --> 00:16:06,940
be targeted by pigeons?
361
00:16:06,940 --> 00:16:09,430
-Now there's an
animal I have no use
362
00:16:09,430 --> 00:16:12,120
for-- filthy disease mongers.
363
00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:16,920
But thanks to Parks Regulation
758-3, my anti pigeon
364
00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:20,790
initiative, we are actively
chasing the little beggars
365
00:16:20,790 --> 00:16:22,970
out of our parks
and public spaces.
366
00:16:22,970 --> 00:16:26,620
-Hey, Mr. Commissioner, I'ma
show you some of my initiative.
367
00:16:32,050 --> 00:16:32,750
-Rico.
368
00:16:39,910 --> 00:16:41,780
-Say what?
369
00:16:41,780 --> 00:16:42,480
(IN UNISON) Whoa.
370
00:16:46,900 --> 00:16:47,600
-Skipper.
371
00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:50,020
-How did you know that bird had
a beef with the commissioner?
372
00:16:50,020 --> 00:16:51,630
I've seen that
look before, right
373
00:16:51,630 --> 00:16:54,780
before our last commissioner
took a plop to the left lapel.
374
00:16:54,780 --> 00:16:55,770
[GASPS]
375
00:16:55,770 --> 00:16:58,500
-Got him right where a
pretty flower would go.
376
00:16:58,500 --> 00:16:59,380
[LAUGHING]
377
00:17:01,590 --> 00:17:03,230
-It's just a suit, isn't it?
378
00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:08,750
-There were blueberries,
Private-- blue berries.
379
00:17:08,750 --> 00:17:12,430
It was a beautiful
day-- sunny and clear.
380
00:17:12,430 --> 00:17:16,290
The pigeon came in low
and slow from due east.
381
00:17:16,290 --> 00:17:19,000
I don't know why I didn't
jump in and take it for him.
382
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:22,160
That day I swore I'd never
see another public official
383
00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:25,680
blueberried-- not on my watch.
384
00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:29,200
-Gee, that's too bad because
before that ribbon's cut,
385
00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:30,820
this commissioner's
going to be wearing
386
00:17:30,820 --> 00:17:32,960
some doody on the suity.
387
00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:34,060
[LAUGHTER]
388
00:17:34,060 --> 00:17:34,760
-Grab him.
389
00:17:38,860 --> 00:17:40,660
-Skipper, what do we do now?
390
00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:42,310
-You heard the pigeon, Private.
391
00:17:42,310 --> 00:17:45,050
He swore to do his dirty
deed before the commissioner
392
00:17:45,050 --> 00:17:46,520
cuts that ribbon.
393
00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:50,920
The clock is ticking.
394
00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:55,800
-So were the dramatic pauses
really necessary then?
395
00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:57,290
-Yes.
396
00:17:57,290 --> 00:17:58,690
[LAUGHTER]
397
00:18:01,490 --> 00:18:02,420
-Blast.
398
00:18:02,420 --> 00:18:04,720
He's flying circles around us.
399
00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:06,220
-Kowalski, options.
400
00:18:06,220 --> 00:18:11,700
-Well, I could pull this branch.
401
00:18:11,700 --> 00:18:12,450
-Stick.
402
00:18:12,450 --> 00:18:13,900
Your option is a stick.
403
00:18:13,900 --> 00:18:17,100
-I pulled the wrong
one, all right?
404
00:18:17,100 --> 00:18:18,590
I've upgraded the
standard jet pack
405
00:18:18,590 --> 00:18:21,570
with a full weapons array
and auxiliary turbos.
406
00:18:21,570 --> 00:18:24,300
It's all untested
but I'm 51.7% certain
407
00:18:24,300 --> 00:18:26,350
it won't erupt in
a gaseous fireball
408
00:18:26,350 --> 00:18:28,030
the size of a dwarf sun.
409
00:18:28,030 --> 00:18:29,890
-That's slightly over half.
410
00:18:29,890 --> 00:18:32,500
-Well, those are odds we
can most likely live with.
411
00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:33,720
Prelaunch waggle.
412
00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:40,280
-Hey, penguins, I guess
I got the drop on you.
413
00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:43,120
[LAUGHTER]
414
00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:45,890
There are many words
that rhyme with zoo.
415
00:18:45,890 --> 00:18:46,590
New--
416
00:18:54,510 --> 00:18:55,490
[VOLLEYS BEING FIRED]
417
00:18:55,490 --> 00:18:56,480
-Ow.
418
00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:57,730
Ow.
419
00:18:57,730 --> 00:18:59,270
Ow.
420
00:18:59,270 --> 00:19:00,910
Yo, I'm trying to fly here.
421
00:19:19,090 --> 00:19:21,500
-He's trying to lose
me in the sycamore.
422
00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:22,200
Converge.
423
00:19:25,190 --> 00:19:26,690
-Don't worry, Skipper.
424
00:19:26,690 --> 00:19:28,690
He can't get away
from all of us.
425
00:19:36,180 --> 00:19:37,150
-Fan out, boys.
426
00:19:37,150 --> 00:19:37,990
Check every face.
427
00:19:41,340 --> 00:19:43,660
-They're identical, Skipper.
428
00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:45,090
What are we looking for?
429
00:19:45,090 --> 00:19:48,370
-The look of pure
suit-staining evil.
430
00:19:48,370 --> 00:19:50,180
-I've got news for you, pal.
431
00:19:50,180 --> 00:19:52,030
We all want to see
the commissioner
432
00:19:52,030 --> 00:19:54,880
get what's coming to him.
433
00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:59,460
-And so without
further ado-- also
434
00:19:59,460 --> 00:20:08,850
rhymes with zoo--
Better push back
435
00:20:08,850 --> 00:20:10,380
my 3:00 PM merry-go-round
dedication.
436
00:20:12,910 --> 00:20:15,550
Hansel and Gretel
special on my mark.
437
00:20:15,550 --> 00:20:16,250
Execute.
438
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:35,470
-Skipper, look.
439
00:20:35,470 --> 00:20:36,620
-Blueberries.
440
00:20:36,620 --> 00:20:37,320
-It's him.
441
00:20:41,660 --> 00:20:42,390
-Empty.
442
00:20:42,390 --> 00:20:44,570
Kowalski, fire the turbos.
443
00:20:44,570 --> 00:20:46,090
-The turbos?
444
00:20:46,090 --> 00:20:47,340
But they're highly unstable.
445
00:20:47,340 --> 00:20:49,940
I-- It's too dangerous.
446
00:20:49,940 --> 00:20:52,140
-That was an order, soldier.
447
00:20:52,140 --> 00:20:53,650
Now pop this soda.
448
00:21:00,330 --> 00:21:05,910
-Here comes the payback
from my way back.
449
00:21:05,910 --> 00:21:06,610
[FART]
450
00:21:07,570 --> 00:21:12,370
-Skipper, the
package is dropped.
451
00:21:12,370 --> 00:21:15,870
--[INAUDIBLE] the
commissioner's suit.
452
00:21:20,140 --> 00:21:20,840
-Noooooo.
453
00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:24,810
[SPLAT]
454
00:21:24,810 --> 00:21:25,510
(IN UNISON) Blech.
455
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:32,930
-Fireworks-- I like it.
456
00:21:32,930 --> 00:21:34,990
Good for the old Parks
Commission spirit.
457
00:21:34,990 --> 00:21:36,470
Rah-rah.
458
00:21:36,470 --> 00:21:38,110
-Whatever, weirdo.
459
00:21:38,110 --> 00:21:42,360
-Sir, your merry-go-round
dedication.
460
00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:43,060
-No, wait.
461
00:21:43,060 --> 00:21:44,190
I can' make another one.
462
00:21:44,190 --> 00:21:46,940
Just-- j-- just give
me a sec, all right?
463
00:21:46,940 --> 00:21:47,890
Oh, come on.
464
00:21:51,710 --> 00:21:55,120
-Skipper, talk to me.
465
00:21:55,120 --> 00:21:56,780
-Oh.
466
00:21:56,780 --> 00:21:59,760
-I've seen worse.
467
00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:00,900
-That's true.
468
00:22:00,900 --> 00:22:06,710
I'm sure a good scrubbing
with soap and sandpaper--
469
00:22:06,710 --> 00:22:07,650
-Wha?
470
00:22:07,650 --> 00:22:08,910
-Skipper, what?
471
00:22:08,910 --> 00:22:09,690
How did?
472
00:22:09,690 --> 00:22:13,080
-Standard issue
pigeon proof vest.
473
00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:15,430
Like I said, never again.
474
00:22:15,430 --> 00:22:16,830
-Woo-hoo.
475
00:22:16,830 --> 00:22:18,690
-Woo.
476
00:22:18,690 --> 00:22:24,410
-And so let us bid farewell to
the bravest article of clothing
477
00:22:24,410 --> 00:22:26,040
I've ever known.
478
00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:27,530
[SNIFFLING]
479
00:22:27,530 --> 00:22:29,020
-Well done, suit.
480
00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:35,620
-Wha-- you hear that?
481
00:22:35,620 --> 00:22:38,380
No, no, no!
482
00:22:38,380 --> 00:22:39,080
[SPLAT]
483
00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:40,210
-Oh, man.
484
00:22:40,210 --> 00:22:43,550
Any of you guys know how to get
blueberries out of feathers?
485
00:22:43,550 --> 00:22:46,340
-Now that's what I
call pooetic justice.
486
00:22:46,340 --> 00:22:47,800
[LAUGHING]
487
00:22:48,770 --> 00:22:49,500
-See what I did?
488
00:22:49,500 --> 00:22:50,560
I played with the words.
489
00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:53,590
-Yes, we're all enjoying
your toilet humour, Private.
490
00:22:53,590 --> 00:22:55,240
Real classy.
491
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:57,240
-Oh, right.
492
00:22:57,240 --> 00:22:58,200
Poo.
493
00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:00,900
Tee-hee.
494
00:23:00,900 --> 00:23:03,650
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