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Look at it in the sunlight. 9 00:00:32,700 --> 00:00:35,201 You better post that on Insta. 10 00:00:35,202 --> 00:00:36,870 Oh, gosh. 11 00:00:36,871 --> 00:00:38,538 I love it. 12 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:43,544 Can't be serious, bro. 13 00:00:45,212 --> 00:00:47,131 That's a choice. 14 00:00:56,098 --> 00:00:57,474 The fuck? 15 00:00:57,475 --> 00:00:58,850 Baby? 16 00:00:58,851 --> 00:01:01,186 Let's just come back. 17 00:01:01,187 --> 00:01:02,562 - Nah, fuck that. - Malik! 18 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:04,063 Hey, brother, what's up, man? 19 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:05,732 How you doing? 20 00:01:05,733 --> 00:01:06,900 I'm chillin' here with my girl, 21 00:01:06,901 --> 00:01:09,278 and I just proposed, you know what I mean? 22 00:01:10,488 --> 00:01:13,032 Condolences, man. 23 00:01:14,533 --> 00:01:16,993 Look, you think you could give us the lake for just, like, an hour? 24 00:01:16,994 --> 00:01:19,454 It's public property, bro, come on. 25 00:01:19,455 --> 00:01:22,957 I'll buy you some big-ass mud flaps. 26 00:01:22,958 --> 00:01:24,251 Just don't be a dick. 27 00:01:29,173 --> 00:01:30,465 Malik! 28 00:01:30,466 --> 00:01:31,925 Hillbilly motherfucker! 29 00:01:31,926 --> 00:01:33,968 Malik, stop it! Stop it! 30 00:01:33,969 --> 00:01:36,763 Stop! Malik! 31 00:01:36,764 --> 00:01:39,224 Stop! Stop! Stop it! 32 00:01:39,225 --> 00:01:41,309 Stop! 33 00:01:42,645 --> 00:01:44,271 What the fuck was that? 34 00:01:45,314 --> 00:01:46,524 What is that? 35 00:02:00,621 --> 00:02:02,498 Baby? 36 00:02:04,333 --> 00:02:05,834 Baby? 37 00:02:05,835 --> 00:02:07,711 Baby. Baby... 38 00:02:25,980 --> 00:02:29,065 ♪ Walking in the streets of this town... 39 00:02:29,066 --> 00:02:31,359 Oh. Hey, Lucky. 40 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:33,320 You doing all right? 41 00:02:34,488 --> 00:02:36,239 Oh, I'm aces, Trish. 42 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:38,241 Never been better. 43 00:02:38,242 --> 00:02:41,369 ♪ I keep waiting and hesitating ♪ 44 00:02:41,370 --> 00:02:43,538 ♪ To take her away... 45 00:02:46,125 --> 00:02:48,418 Hey, boss, before I put this order in with Sysco, 46 00:02:48,419 --> 00:02:50,546 uh, are we canceling the Hog Roast Hoe Down? 47 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:54,674 Now why would we do that? 48 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:56,050 It's just... 49 00:02:56,051 --> 00:02:58,094 um, people were assuming... 50 00:02:58,095 --> 00:03:00,388 'cause of what happened. 51 00:03:00,389 --> 00:03:03,057 Okay. 52 00:03:03,058 --> 00:03:05,310 Okay, let's talk about what happened. 53 00:03:05,311 --> 00:03:08,062 Hub Halloran set me up! 54 00:03:08,063 --> 00:03:10,440 And it didn't fucking work. 55 00:03:10,441 --> 00:03:13,818 So anyone assuming I'm down for the count 56 00:03:13,819 --> 00:03:15,737 can pack their shit up 57 00:03:15,738 --> 00:03:18,114 and follow Maryanne out the door. 58 00:03:18,115 --> 00:03:19,866 ♪ And when she left... 59 00:03:19,867 --> 00:03:21,367 No takers. 60 00:03:21,368 --> 00:03:22,870 Okay. 61 00:03:24,079 --> 00:03:25,622 You hungry? 62 00:03:25,623 --> 00:03:28,500 I can have the kitchen fire you up something? 63 00:03:29,668 --> 00:03:32,378 That ugly-ass green pickup out front. 64 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:34,464 That's yours, right? 65 00:03:34,465 --> 00:03:37,258 It was a birthday gift from my dad. 66 00:03:37,259 --> 00:03:38,676 How much you want for it? 67 00:03:38,677 --> 00:03:40,011 Um... 68 00:03:40,012 --> 00:03:43,973 ♪ Looking for a place you might be found ♪ 69 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:20,134 Night, Ed. 70 00:04:20,135 --> 00:04:22,805 Love you. 71 00:05:43,552 --> 00:05:45,304 Fuck me. 72 00:06:06,158 --> 00:06:09,119 ♪ Please give me your attention, I got a message for you ♪ 73 00:06:09,953 --> 00:06:10,996 ♪ For you ♪ 74 00:06:11,914 --> 00:06:13,956 ♪ This is a new direction ♪ 75 00:06:13,957 --> 00:06:15,833 ♪ Just hear me out till I'm through ♪ 76 00:06:15,834 --> 00:06:16,918 ♪ I'm through, I'm through ♪ 77 00:06:16,919 --> 00:06:19,504 ♪ I know you take your time, but the rhythm's so fine... 78 00:06:21,590 --> 00:06:23,508 Ooh, no! No, no! 79 00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:27,261 Ooh... 80 00:06:27,262 --> 00:06:28,806 This is my favorite. 81 00:06:29,848 --> 00:06:31,349 Oh... 82 00:06:31,350 --> 00:06:33,101 you are beautiful. 83 00:06:33,102 --> 00:06:35,395 God job, Midge. That one's beautiful. 84 00:06:36,814 --> 00:06:39,065 ♪ Now shake it my way ♪ 85 00:06:39,066 --> 00:06:41,192 - ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ - ♪ Now shake it my way... 86 00:06:41,193 --> 00:06:43,402 Midge, you coming or what? 87 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:45,530 Yep, sorry. 88 00:06:45,531 --> 00:06:47,448 I'll be right out. 89 00:06:49,701 --> 00:06:51,703 Hi. 90 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:57,959 Girl, stop working at your own party. 91 00:06:57,960 --> 00:06:59,627 My love language. 92 00:06:59,628 --> 00:07:00,920 - Well, this is mine. - Oh. 93 00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:03,631 And Mom made Dad spring for the good Prosecco, so... 94 00:07:03,632 --> 00:07:05,174 bottoms up. 95 00:07:05,175 --> 00:07:06,884 All right. 96 00:07:06,885 --> 00:07:09,679 Thanks for being here to celebrate 97 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:12,431 Midge Kusatsu being named Atlanta's 98 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:14,517 best new pastry chef. 99 00:07:16,854 --> 00:07:19,355 Now, we all know my daughter and I have had issues 100 00:07:19,356 --> 00:07:20,982 with her life choices. 101 00:07:20,983 --> 00:07:22,483 Stand-up comedy? 102 00:07:22,484 --> 00:07:25,319 Cheaper than sending you my therapy bill. 103 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:28,114 I'm just glad you found something 104 00:07:28,115 --> 00:07:29,740 that you're actually good at. 105 00:07:29,741 --> 00:07:32,244 I love you, too, Dad. 106 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:35,288 To Love Bites. 107 00:07:35,289 --> 00:07:37,123 To Love Bites! 108 00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:38,374 Love Bites. 109 00:07:38,375 --> 00:07:39,834 Help! 110 00:07:39,835 --> 00:07:42,003 Help! Benji stopped breathing! 111 00:07:42,004 --> 00:07:43,379 He's not breathing! 112 00:07:43,380 --> 00:07:45,214 - Is he choking? - I don't know! 113 00:07:45,215 --> 00:07:47,425 Come on, Benji. Come on, Benji baby. 114 00:07:47,426 --> 00:07:49,177 Benji, breathe for Mommy. 115 00:07:49,178 --> 00:07:51,262 Breathe for Mommy, come on, you can do it. 116 00:07:51,263 --> 00:07:52,889 Benji, come on. 117 00:07:52,890 --> 00:07:54,140 Just breathe, just breathe. 118 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:55,850 Okay, okay, okay. 119 00:07:55,851 --> 00:07:59,854 The lymphoma started suddenly and is spreading so quickly. 120 00:07:59,855 --> 00:08:03,816 It's in his lungs and-and we need treatment now. 121 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:05,568 Pl-Please, it's... 122 00:08:05,569 --> 00:08:07,486 it's a covered procedure. 123 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:09,155 Under our platinum coverage, yes. 124 00:08:09,156 --> 00:08:11,240 But you have our bronze plan. 125 00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:13,326 What do I have to do? 126 00:08:13,327 --> 00:08:15,703 The hospital won't schedule the procedure 127 00:08:15,704 --> 00:08:18,415 without your pre-authorization. 128 00:08:19,458 --> 00:08:21,000 Are you still there? 129 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:22,460 Yes, ma'am. 130 00:08:22,461 --> 00:08:25,630 My baby's life is in your hands. 131 00:08:25,631 --> 00:08:29,508 So I-I will pay you back every cent, I promise. 132 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:33,095 And I, I will sign whatever it is that you want me to sign, just... 133 00:08:34,765 --> 00:08:36,975 Please, help us. 134 00:08:38,685 --> 00:08:40,979 Have you tried speaking with your bank? 135 00:08:45,484 --> 00:08:46,860 Thank you. 136 00:08:51,990 --> 00:08:54,659 I tried, but Benji isn't eating. 137 00:08:54,660 --> 00:08:56,328 Please, Mom, just keep trying. 138 00:08:58,330 --> 00:09:00,498 Hey, how much for this? 139 00:09:00,499 --> 00:09:03,085 Uh... one fifty. 140 00:09:08,590 --> 00:09:09,757 Oh, um... 141 00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:11,884 one hundred fifty. 142 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:14,053 For a rolling pin? 143 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:16,597 That is handcrafted from marble. 144 00:09:16,598 --> 00:09:18,307 Worth 900. 145 00:09:18,308 --> 00:09:22,729 Look, I really, really need the cash to treat my kid's cancer, so... 146 00:09:24,606 --> 00:09:27,526 Congratulations on getting such a steal. 147 00:09:34,992 --> 00:09:36,201 Thank you. 148 00:09:38,829 --> 00:09:40,038 One fifty... 149 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:09,860 What are you? 150 00:10:14,072 --> 00:10:15,573 H-Hey. 151 00:10:15,574 --> 00:10:17,533 When hardships weigh heavy and life's but a frig, 152 00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:20,828 no need's too small, no dream's too big. 153 00:10:20,829 --> 00:10:23,372 Say bye to your worry, hello to your goal. 154 00:10:23,373 --> 00:10:26,042 Fill me out to sell your soul. 155 00:10:26,043 --> 00:10:27,877 Ha, ha! 156 00:10:27,878 --> 00:10:29,462 H-Hey! 157 00:10:29,463 --> 00:10:30,588 - When hardships weigh heavy... - Damn it. 158 00:10:30,589 --> 00:10:32,757 - H-Hey! When hardships weigh heavy... - Shit. 159 00:10:32,758 --> 00:10:34,258 - And life's... H-Hey! - Come on. 160 00:10:34,259 --> 00:10:35,718 When hardships weigh heavy... 161 00:10:35,719 --> 00:10:39,055 and life's but a frig, no need's to small, no dream's too big. 162 00:10:39,056 --> 00:10:40,681 The fuck? 163 00:10:40,682 --> 00:10:42,683 Say bye to... 164 00:10:42,684 --> 00:10:45,019 Fill me out to sell your soul. 165 00:10:45,020 --> 00:10:46,145 Ha, ha! 166 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:48,189 Fill me out to sell your soul. 167 00:10:48,190 --> 00:10:50,608 Ha, ha! Fill me out to sell your soul. 168 00:10:50,609 --> 00:10:52,277 Ha, ha! 169 00:10:54,905 --> 00:10:57,115 Fill me out to sell your soul. Ha, ha! 170 00:10:58,158 --> 00:11:00,242 Fill me out to sell your soul. Ha, ha! 171 00:11:00,243 --> 00:11:02,870 Fill me out to sell your soul. 172 00:11:02,871 --> 00:11:05,247 Ha, ha! 173 00:11:27,229 --> 00:11:28,771 Midge Kusatsu? 174 00:11:28,772 --> 00:11:31,817 Ali Khan, Pot O' Gold. But my friends call me Cosmo. 175 00:11:33,735 --> 00:11:35,986 How did you people know my son was sick? 176 00:11:35,987 --> 00:11:39,407 Straight to it, huh? All right, cool, cool. 177 00:11:39,408 --> 00:11:40,699 Totally gonna hook you up with all the answers, 178 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:43,160 but first, your phone line works, right? 179 00:11:43,161 --> 00:11:44,663 Need someplace to jack this in. 180 00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:49,208 I'm broke, so if this is a scam, then you are wasting your time. 181 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:52,002 Pot O' Gold's the real deal, all right? 182 00:11:52,003 --> 00:11:55,631 Saved me from the gallows and got me hitched to that smoke show over there. 183 00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:57,007 Blow us a kiss, Sunshine. 184 00:11:57,008 --> 00:11:58,260 Eat me, fascist. 185 00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:03,723 Been married 54 years and she's still mad I voted for Thatcher. 186 00:12:05,684 --> 00:12:07,643 One time. 187 00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:09,437 Can you believe that? 188 00:12:09,438 --> 00:12:12,441 Your corporate health plan will cover my baby starting immediately? 189 00:12:13,525 --> 00:12:15,109 Yes, it will. 190 00:12:15,110 --> 00:12:17,404 Well, then, Cosmo... 191 00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:21,574 I'll pretend to believe whatever you say. 192 00:12:21,575 --> 00:12:23,410 Shall we? 193 00:12:24,453 --> 00:12:25,787 Yeah. 194 00:12:28,874 --> 00:12:32,084 Are your terms of sales listed correctly? 195 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,545 Boss man's a stickler for the rules. He'll hold you to it. 196 00:12:34,546 --> 00:12:38,591 Um, "For Benji to be cured." 197 00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:41,635 Yep. That's what it says. 198 00:12:41,636 --> 00:12:44,306 Groovy. Then we'll get this done and fax it in. 199 00:12:45,223 --> 00:12:47,391 Who still uses faxes? 200 00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:49,810 Only way to reach Corporate. Pot O' Gold's old-school. 201 00:12:49,811 --> 00:12:51,812 When I started, it was telegrams. 202 00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:54,023 Oh. And friendly tip: 203 00:12:54,024 --> 00:12:57,485 When Benji suddenly gets better and people start asking how, 204 00:12:57,486 --> 00:12:59,904 d-don't mention Pot O' Gold or your new job. 205 00:12:59,905 --> 00:13:01,907 Not unless you like a bit of trouble. 206 00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:05,826 What exactly i-is my new job? 207 00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:09,038 Ah. Recruiting, mostly. 208 00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:11,707 Later on, we might throw HR headaches at you, 209 00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:13,959 like processing returns 210 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,920 or supervising bondsmen, shit like that. 211 00:13:15,921 --> 00:13:20,175 But starting out, you'll be selling miracles in exchange for souls. 212 00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:24,970 And I will be great at pretending to believe that, 213 00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:26,848 but just to set expectations... 214 00:13:28,350 --> 00:13:30,267 I'm horrible at sales. 215 00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:31,853 I got fired from the Gap. 216 00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:34,230 Hmm. 217 00:13:34,231 --> 00:13:35,856 Then start with low-hanging fruit. 218 00:13:35,857 --> 00:13:37,942 Yeah, that's what me and Sunshine did. 219 00:13:37,943 --> 00:13:41,946 We used to stake out courthouses, hospitals. 220 00:13:41,947 --> 00:13:45,783 Total bummer, but easiest way to meet your quota. 221 00:13:45,784 --> 00:13:49,120 E-Excuse me, my quota? 222 00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:54,667 The minimum number of souls you must collect per demonic cycle. 223 00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:56,001 We'll fax you the details. 224 00:13:56,002 --> 00:14:00,089 But a third will get credited to me, as your supervisor. 225 00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:04,094 Just like I kick up a third to mine, and whoever you sign will kick up to you. 226 00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:08,013 Pot O' Gold is a pyramid scheme? 227 00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:11,684 We prefer "multilevel marketing." 228 00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:14,228 And the key to closing any deal 229 00:14:14,229 --> 00:14:17,231 is to understand your recruit's motives. 230 00:14:17,232 --> 00:14:19,900 Fame and fortune or... 231 00:14:19,901 --> 00:14:22,195 eternal youth and good looks. 232 00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:26,533 But the best motive is love. 233 00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:30,661 - Love? - Fastest path to Hell. 234 00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:33,956 Selling your soul to help someone you love. 235 00:14:33,957 --> 00:14:39,128 Look, I know that I said I would pretend to believe whatever, but... 236 00:14:39,129 --> 00:14:42,339 Uh, it's cool. It's cool. I totally get it. Listen. 237 00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:45,551 When I was sitting where you are, I thought it was a load of bollocks, too. 238 00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:48,721 But look at it this way. 239 00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:52,266 If it is bollocks, your son's no worse off, right? 240 00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:54,936 But... if it's real... 241 00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:58,689 maybe you're dancing at Benji's wedding 242 00:14:58,690 --> 00:15:01,150 instead of burying him before his first birthday. 243 00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:27,260 Thumbprint in the box. 244 00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:36,852 Ow. Jesus. 245 00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:38,563 In the box. 246 00:15:45,236 --> 00:15:46,404 So what now? 247 00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:51,660 You'll keep this fax machine and you'll fax in your collections as you go. 248 00:16:05,507 --> 00:16:06,925 What is happening? 249 00:16:10,345 --> 00:16:15,183 Oh, yeah. Reflections are gonna be trippy now you can see beyond the veil. 250 00:16:16,226 --> 00:16:17,976 But you'll get used to it. 251 00:16:33,284 --> 00:16:35,327 ♪ In the afterlife ♪ 252 00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,830 ♪ You could be headed for the serious strife... 253 00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:40,916 - "Benji, please." - "No, help me." 254 00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:43,001 "Oh, my God!" 255 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,920 When you finish with the labeling, go get changed. 256 00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:47,005 Your auntie will be here soon to pick you up. 257 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:50,134 - Do I have to? - Mm. Benji Kusatsu, 258 00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:51,719 your Tutu is counting on you. 259 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:54,847 I read her and her friends the same book every week, 260 00:16:54,848 --> 00:16:56,640 and they don't even remember. 261 00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:58,684 But she loves you, 262 00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:01,854 and she loves that you're there and it's the kind thing to do. 263 00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:04,898 - Mom... - Hey. What do we say? 264 00:17:04,899 --> 00:17:08,068 - "Love is the way, keep the Devil at bay." - Words to live by. 265 00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:10,279 Manny's mom says you're a religious kook. 266 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:11,822 Ah, well, 267 00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:14,199 Manny's mom can come and say that to my face. 268 00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:19,872 Who is it? 269 00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:23,250 Oh, it's, um, someone I work with. 270 00:17:23,251 --> 00:17:25,586 So, uh, finish up the batch, 271 00:17:25,587 --> 00:17:29,506 and reme... one cookie per batch you bake. 272 00:17:29,507 --> 00:17:31,092 You have too many rules, Mom. 273 00:17:33,011 --> 00:17:34,678 Hey. 274 00:17:34,679 --> 00:17:37,181 Finish up, get dressed. 275 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:59,369 ♪ Oh, beauty, talent, fame, money ♪ 276 00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:01,580 ♪ Refinement, job skill and brain ♪ 277 00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:04,458 ♪ But all the things you try to hide... 278 00:18:04,459 --> 00:18:06,960 - Get off my porch. - Whoa. Whoa, whoa. 279 00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:08,670 Easy, easy, now. 280 00:18:08,671 --> 00:18:11,257 I-I'm just admiring your... 281 00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:13,592 Benji, is it? 282 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:16,262 Looks like he's growing up fast. 283 00:18:17,305 --> 00:18:20,265 I tell you not to call me, so you show up at my home? 284 00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:22,726 You need to see this. 285 00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:25,771 Remember those sacrifices that I told you about? 286 00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:27,606 There's a pattern. 287 00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,441 Then call the hotline. 288 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:32,027 A 1-900 number charging ten bucks a minute? 289 00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:33,237 No, I don't think so. 290 00:18:33,238 --> 00:18:36,365 What do you expect? It's Hell. 291 00:18:36,366 --> 00:18:40,244 Okay, look, I saw your old crowdfund site 292 00:18:40,245 --> 00:18:44,164 and the articles about your son's... "miracle." 293 00:18:44,165 --> 00:18:47,042 That's how they got you, right? 294 00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:49,419 At first I thought that you'd come back from the dead, too, 295 00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:51,421 but now I'm thinking... 296 00:18:51,422 --> 00:18:54,676 you did something, to save Benji. 297 00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:59,179 You don't know anything about me. 298 00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:02,808 I know that you're president of the PTA, a deacon at your church. 299 00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:06,145 It's hard to find a charity that you don't volunteer for. 300 00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:09,482 Somebody is looking for redemption. 301 00:19:10,859 --> 00:19:14,444 So what was it? Have to poison some cupcakes? 302 00:19:14,445 --> 00:19:16,446 No. 303 00:19:16,447 --> 00:19:19,784 Well, you don't hunt demons, I'm guessing, otherwise they wouldn't need me. 304 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,998 I collect signatures. 305 00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:28,334 Just like someone collected mine. 306 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,296 Oh. 307 00:19:32,964 --> 00:19:34,424 Oh, shit. 308 00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:37,217 I tried leaving, once. 309 00:19:37,218 --> 00:19:40,430 Started ignoring their faxes, fell behind on my quotas. 310 00:19:41,431 --> 00:19:44,725 And then Benji's cancer came back. 311 00:19:44,726 --> 00:19:46,727 That's awful. 312 00:19:46,728 --> 00:19:48,729 I'm sorry. 313 00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:51,064 But that's why I'm here. 314 00:19:51,065 --> 00:19:54,568 I think I found something that can help us. 315 00:19:54,569 --> 00:19:58,155 No, there is no "us." 316 00:19:58,156 --> 00:20:00,908 "We" are not the same. I saw your intake form. 317 00:20:00,909 --> 00:20:04,202 No, you, you were condemned to Hell for what you did, 318 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,664 but I chose it. 319 00:20:07,665 --> 00:20:08,874 For love. 320 00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:12,169 But we're both headed to the same place, right? 321 00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:16,715 And you can hide behind their corporate signatures and quotas all you want, 322 00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:20,177 but those are people that you are delivering to the Devil. 323 00:20:20,178 --> 00:20:24,681 So go ahead and get off your high horse whenever it gets uncomfortable. 324 00:20:24,682 --> 00:20:27,018 At least I didn't rope my mother into it. 325 00:20:28,478 --> 00:20:31,438 I did what I did to protect my son, 326 00:20:31,439 --> 00:20:34,524 just like I'm protecting him now from you, 327 00:20:34,525 --> 00:20:38,445 and from ever learning about what it is "we" have to do. 328 00:20:38,446 --> 00:20:41,573 And if you doubt how seriously I take that responsibility, 329 00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:43,909 then you have wildly underestimated me. 330 00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:45,036 Now... 331 00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:50,123 get the fuck off my property before I count to three 332 00:20:50,124 --> 00:20:53,919 or I will send you back to Hell myself. 333 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,546 One... 334 00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:59,133 two... 335 00:21:15,733 --> 00:21:18,151 She should want to help me. 336 00:21:18,152 --> 00:21:20,570 Pot O' Gold is threatening her boy. 337 00:21:20,571 --> 00:21:23,198 Well, I wouldn't know a thing about how that feels. 338 00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:24,574 Yeah, but I'm talking about 339 00:21:24,575 --> 00:21:27,577 twistin' a mama's love to trap her into, you know... 340 00:21:27,578 --> 00:21:31,249 Trap her into doing things she never conceived possible on God's green Earth? 341 00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:37,170 Yeah, uh, I'm sorry that I got you mixed up in this. 342 00:21:37,171 --> 00:21:39,506 And, uh, I really do 343 00:21:39,507 --> 00:21:41,800 appreciate you sticking with me here. 344 00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:43,553 So, thank you. 345 00:21:44,554 --> 00:21:47,348 Well, ride or die, son. That's what family's all about. 346 00:21:48,891 --> 00:21:50,684 Ride or die, Mama. 347 00:21:50,685 --> 00:21:53,311 Now hurry up and get back to Landry. 348 00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:57,190 This next demon broke through at Lake Rovere hours ago, 349 00:21:57,191 --> 00:21:59,693 and this one gives me the willies. 350 00:21:59,694 --> 00:22:03,488 Am I right? That it's either fire or air? 351 00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:09,203 Air. It's called a Slypharis, gives its victims the "kiss of death." 352 00:22:11,873 --> 00:22:12,999 Oof. 353 00:22:17,545 --> 00:22:19,672 - Huh. - What? 354 00:22:20,757 --> 00:22:22,424 Oh, nothin'. 355 00:22:22,425 --> 00:22:24,385 Maryanne's tracking my phone. 356 00:22:25,428 --> 00:22:28,555 Guess that means she's thinkin' about me, right? 357 00:22:28,556 --> 00:22:32,017 I think it means you're a cheapskate who's still on her family plan. 358 00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:35,812 Well, she says she was gonna come back after all this is over. 359 00:22:35,813 --> 00:22:39,525 Then step on it, lover boy. I'm not getting any younger. 360 00:24:13,286 --> 00:24:14,911 Find anything? 361 00:24:14,912 --> 00:24:16,621 Came through here, all right. 362 00:24:16,622 --> 00:24:19,416 - Must be headed east. - Why east? 363 00:24:19,417 --> 00:24:23,337 Because "air" is on the right side of the pentagram. 364 00:24:24,338 --> 00:24:28,383 So I'm gonna leapfrog ahead, s-see if I can't make it come to me. 365 00:24:28,384 --> 00:24:30,010 - Well, how you gonna do that? - The river is that way. 366 00:24:30,011 --> 00:24:32,554 So, unless it's one hell of a swimmer, 367 00:24:32,555 --> 00:24:35,099 it's gonna have to cross the Henderson Bridge. 368 00:25:08,174 --> 00:25:10,718 Help. Help! 369 00:25:12,303 --> 00:25:14,012 Please, please! 370 00:25:14,013 --> 00:25:15,555 Please. 371 00:25:15,556 --> 00:25:17,725 Please. 372 00:25:18,684 --> 00:25:19,977 Fuck me. 373 00:25:37,453 --> 00:25:40,413 Please do something! Please do something! Don't hurt me! 374 00:25:43,918 --> 00:25:47,087 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 375 00:25:47,088 --> 00:25:49,422 Please! Help me! 376 00:25:49,423 --> 00:25:51,634 Get me out of here! 377 00:25:55,179 --> 00:25:58,181 Help! Do something! 378 00:25:58,182 --> 00:25:59,600 Hang on! 25184

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