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JESS: Good news.
Flo was going on a date.
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Bad news. She wouldn't stop going
on about soppy love stuff...
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..and Jordan kept encouraging her.
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Nothing beats your first love.
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It may not last
but you never forget it.
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But how do you know when it's love?
You can't ignore the signs.
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Heartbeat pounding in your ears,
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sweaty palms.
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You get tongue-tied and
can hardly get a word out.
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That's supposed to be a good thing?
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CHUCKLING: Oh, yes.
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You'll find out one day.
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JESS: I had more important
things to think about
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like helping the Prices
with their favourite horse.
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It's OK. She won't hurt you.
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I know that. It's just...I've never
seen one in real life before.
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Really?
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Do you remember any horses
on the Duke Estate?
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I've got her. See?
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Tyrone, this is Dolly.
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Don't go around the back.
She might kick.
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That's it. It's all right. See?
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Got her. Not so bad, is it?
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Yeah, that's her
favourite spot right there.
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HEARTBEAT POUNDING
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Heartbeat sounding in your ears,
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sweaty palms,
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tongue-tied...
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..no.
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SCREAMING: NO!
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This can't be happening.
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I can't have a crush on Mosey.
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I must be imagining it
cos of what Flo said.
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How many more are
you going to try on?
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There was nothing wrong
with the last one.
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This is my first date for a while.
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What I wear needs to make
me feel like a...a million dollars.
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OK. How did you meet
this Rodney guy?
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We matched on a dating app.
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So, you're going on a date with
someone you've never met?
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How do you know you can trust him?
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LAUGHING:
I can take of myself, thank you.
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I've dated three
Rolling Stones and a Beatle.
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Right. Are you ready?
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OK!
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Yeah. Um, I thought you said
you were going to the beach?
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We are...but who knows
where we'll end up!
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You have to be ready
for every eventuality.
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And what about you?
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What about me?
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Is there a special someone
you've had your eye on?
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It's OK if you haven't.
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It'll sneak up on you
when you least expect it.
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RUMBLING UPSTAIRS
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What is Flo doing up there?
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She's going to bring
the whole place down.
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Oh, Flo! You look
absolutely stunning.
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FLO: Oh, this.
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It's just the first thing
I threw on.
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Well, see you both later.
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TRACY: Have fun!
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No, wait.
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OK. Where are you going?
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When will you be back?
Do you need me to come with you?
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Stop your buzzing, girl.
We're meeting in a public place.
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Now, don't worry yourself. Hm?
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Don't you think it's weird
that Flo's going on a date
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with someone she's
only spoken to online?
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Don't worry. Flo can handle herself.
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You know what?
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I'm...
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..going...out.
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Yeah, but...
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Out.
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No, it's fine. I didn't want any
help around here anyway.
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Oh, sorry.
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Silly me, getting in your way.
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Nice...
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..wheel.
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Got something in your hair there.
What?!
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Here. Don't move. You'll tangle it.
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What are you doing?
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Nothing.
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Here. Bit of treasure for you.
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You all right?
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Ye...yeah. Yeah, I...I'm fine.
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Everything's fine.
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Why wouldn't I be?
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The back of that stable's
rotten right through.
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We'll have to replace the
whole lot with fresh timber.
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Oh, well, not much else
we can do about that now.
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So...can we do something else?
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Hey, Paysh.
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Do you want to
go down to the woods?
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We could all build a den.
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Yeah.
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Actually, uh, my dad's
redoing Jordan's floor
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so he's got some spare planks.
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I'm sure he'd be happy to help.
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Well, that's great! All right, then.
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Everyone in the motor.
I've got the front!
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HORN BEEPS
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Want to race? Come on!
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Oh, you!
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Oi!
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SHOUTING: Oi! Get off! Get off!
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Ow. What are you doing?
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Oh, look. You brought
your boyfriends to help me.
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Dad! I'm joking.
It's a... I'm joking!
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You should enter the Kooky
Kooksea Open Stage.
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Bring the house down with that.
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Look, Dad. Can you help us out?
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I came in to get some wood
for Mosey. Oh, for Mosey.
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No, no, for Mosey's dad.
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Uh, they need some
wood for their stables.
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You've got loads of spare planks.
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Yes, it's for Jordan's room,
though, isn't it, Jess?
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Please, Dad. I promised.
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Yes, of course, if it
means that much to you.
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Uh, it...it doesn't. It doesn't.
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Is everything all right there?
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It's fine. Uh, yeah. Dad was just
showing me where the wood is...
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..and we found them. They're here
for you. Take what you need.
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That's great. Cheers.
Yeah. Good. All good.
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Right, come on, yous lot.
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Here you are, Si.
- Thank you very much.
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TRACY: What's all this? SI: They are
taking some spare planks.
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In fact, actually, can you, uh,
make yourself useful and
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just give them a little hand?
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We've got a very important
job to do inside. We have to go.
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Sorry, we've got a very
important job to do...
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No more talking!
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OK. What's going on?
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Why are you so desperate
to impress the Prices?
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Well, one of the Prices.
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I...I was just being nice.
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That, well, that doesn't mean
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I have a crush on him.
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I didn't say you had a crush.
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Good, cos, cos I didn't.
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I...I...and I don't. No.
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I don't! I don't have a crush!
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OK, fine.
I mean, you realise you just...
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You literally stopped
in the middle of a sentence.
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What was happening?
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I didn't feel like myself.
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My heart was pounding.
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I couldn't even talk properly.
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Argh, just like Flo said.
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Don't think about Mosey.
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To him, you're just a little kid.
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Phew! A smelly little kid.
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Oh, Jess. You all right?
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You OK? Are you OK?
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Oh, OK. OK.
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Smells...smells lovely.
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Uh, listen. I was just thinking I
might offer up some sort of
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fatherly wisdom if you...if you
want it.
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Uh, I've always thought that
the best way to someone's heart
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is through their laugh, you know.
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I told you I'm not interested
in any of that stuff.
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Um, but if I was, which...which
I'm...I'm not. Of course not. No.
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Um, but if I...if I was,
what would I say?
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Ah. That's a good question.
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I...well, I'd go with these.
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Uh, these are, sort of,
some of my go-to jokes.
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You know, just the classics.
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They...they worked for
me and Priya so I thought...
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..I'll just...I'll just leave them
there in case you need them.
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Just, you know, just in...just
in case.
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I didn't need a list of dumb jokes.
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I was beginning to realise that
I didn't understand love at all...
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..and Dad had got Mum and Priya
to go out with him
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so, maybe...
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Hi!
What?
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What did the ocean say to the beach?
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Nothing, it just waved.
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Waved.
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W...w...waved.
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And what, what did, um, sorry.
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What did one wall
say to the other wall?
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Um... What?
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It said, um...
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I'm going to go help my dad. OK.
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What are you looking for?
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Uh...
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That is nothing.
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A list of terrible jokes. Why?
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Oh, I, um, well, it's just
material, really.
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You're going to do stand-up?
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I'm thinking of trying
something new.
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As my friend, you should support me.
OK.
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Fuel for the hard workers?
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Come on yous lot - in the motor.
Let's go!
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Uh, do you need
an extra pair of hands?
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I'm pretty nifty with a hammer.
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Um... There's no space. Oh.
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All right. Well, bye!
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Bye, Mum.
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HE SNIFFS
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What's that smell?
Smells all...flowery or something.
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Uh, I don't know. Ah, it's probably,
um, Ray's air freshener. It's there.
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It's very...floral,
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flowery.
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PRIYA: Careful. I've spent all
morning building Ajay Land.
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Oh, look at this! It looks amazing!
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Well, turns out we have both been
doing some top parenting work today.
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Oh, really? Yeah! What did you do?
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Uh, I have been advising
Jess on her love life.
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Love life? Jess?
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Yeah. Nothing major, just, uh,
she's, um, she's got a little crush.
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So, I just, I, you know...
What did you say, Simon?
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Well, I told her, you know,
uh, make him laugh,
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best way to the heart is
through the funny bone.
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Oh, you really don't have a clue
about girls, do you?
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What are you talking about?
My comedy worked on you, didn't it?
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You loved it.
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It's so lovely that you think that.
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OK.
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I love you.
Well, I love you, too.
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Jess!
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You'll have pancakes for feet
if you ain't careful.
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SHE LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY
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Pancakes! For your feet!
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Why was that?
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Oh, it's probably, um,
Ray's air freshener...
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What is it? What's going on?
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Um, I...I don't really know
how to ask you this.
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So, I'm just going to say it.
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Do you like Mosey?
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Oh, my days. You do?
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No, no, no, no. I...I...I don't.
I...I don't.
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You must do. That's why
you've been acting so weirdly.
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I...I...I...I'm not. I...I don't.
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I don't. You don't understand.
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It...it's...it's, um,
it's not me who has a crush.
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What do you mean?
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It's, um, it's...it's Paysh.
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Paysh? What? On...on who?
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Uh, on...
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..on you. On me?
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Just promise not to say anything
or anything cos, um,
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cos she'll kill me if she finds out
I told you and...
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Everything all right?
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Uh, yeah. Ty was just asking me
about a... ..a football thing.
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Well, come out front
cos there's still a lot to do.
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OK.
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Oh, where's a fruit's
favourite place to go on holiday?
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"Pear"is! Oh, no. Come on! No, no.
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Oh! Quickly, on a serious note.
Um, does anybody need an ark?
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I "Noah" guy.
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00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:37,440
This is awful, Si.
This is truly terrible.
253
00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:40,160
Has he asked you why you never
see elephants hiding in trees yet?
254
00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:42,360
Cos they're very good at it.
That is a good one. Right.
255
00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:44,400
I left my phone upstairs.
I'll be back in a tick.
256
00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:47,440
Honestly, I don't know
where he gets them from.
257
00:12:47,440 --> 00:12:50,000
Has Jess shown you the list?
The list?
258
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,400
Oh, yeah, that list.
259
00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:54,560
Honestly, I think Si thinks
he's helping but it's the last thing
260
00:12:54,560 --> 00:12:56,760
you need when you're dealing
with your first crush.
261
00:12:56,760 --> 00:12:58,160
Jess' first crush?
262
00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:02,640
Oh, I haven't spoken out of turn,
have I?
263
00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:05,960
Oh, no. You know me and Jess.
We talk about everything.
264
00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:07,760
Right.
265
00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:13,160
OFF-SCREEN: Oi. Shall we go build
the den when you're done?
266
00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:15,920
No. All right. You were the one
going on about it.
267
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:17,880
Can you give me a hand over there?
268
00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:21,240
I'm busy. I mean, I can't cos...
269
00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:25,160
..Jess needs help.
270
00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:30,520
Ty, it's fine! I was just
going round the back.
271
00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:40,640
Hi!
272
00:13:40,640 --> 00:13:42,840
Oh, look at that face!
273
00:13:42,840 --> 00:13:44,240
Why so glum?
274
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,160
Jess has got a crush...
275
00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:48,920
And that's bad because...
276
00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:50,600
..cos she didn't tell me.
277
00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:52,760
Tracy, maybe she's embarrassed.
278
00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:55,280
She told her dad and Priya.
279
00:13:55,280 --> 00:13:56,800
Maybe they just guessed.
280
00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:58,600
Then why didn't I guess?
281
00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:00,920
She's your little girl, Tracy.
282
00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:04,800
It's bound to be strange watching
her grow up but remember,
283
00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:06,760
you had all those years with her.
284
00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:09,040
Si and Priya will never have that.
285
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,320
That's...that's actually true.
286
00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:14,960
You're really good at this.
Feeling better?
287
00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:16,480
I am, actually.
288
00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:20,440
I've got a few things to do this
afternoon but, uh, when I'm done
289
00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:24,640
why don't I come back and, uh, we
can go metal-detecting or something?
290
00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:26,760
Sure. It's a date.
291
00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:29,240
Cheers...Florence.
292
00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:39,600
It's a lovely view over there.
293
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,640
Thief! I saw you!
294
00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:46,960
Jordan!
What are you doing here?
295
00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:50,680
I saw him take your phone out of
your bag! What?! No, I didn't.
296
00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:52,760
Yes, you did! Liar! Look!
297
00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:54,280
Jordan!
298
00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:58,200
That is Rodney's phone.
299
00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:03,920
What?! I was charging it for him
in my bag.
300
00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:05,560
Look at the screen saver!
301
00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:24,720
My back's killing me. Why don't I
have a go? Then you can have a rest.
302
00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:27,600
PAYSH: Or I can do it and you
and Tyrone can load the scrap.
303
00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:29,680
I mean, you've never
mucked out before.
304
00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:32,800
Mosey can teach me and
you and Ty can load the van.
305
00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:34,520
No, no. I want to do it.
306
00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:36,480
Why do you all want to shovel poo?
307
00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:37,960
I know what I'm doing!
308
00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:40,040
Just let me have a go!
I love horses now.
309
00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:42,240
I offered first.
Can you just let go? Let go?!
310
00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:43,920
SHOUTING: Let go!
311
00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:47,840
Come here.
312
00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:56,480
Oh! Not exactly what I had in mind
by getting Mosey to notice me.
313
00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:02,120
I am so sorry, Rodney. I don't know
what Jordan was thinking.
314
00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:05,640
It was an honest misunderstanding.
315
00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:07,520
Her heart's in the right place.
316
00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:08,960
Will you at least stay and let
317
00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:11,000
Jordan make you a cup of tea to
apologise?
318
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,360
I'd be delighted.
319
00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:14,560
Go on, then. Go and
make yourself comfortable.
320
00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:21,840
What are you doing? You can't just
321
00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:24,080
go around taking things out of
people's pockets.
322
00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:26,040
Someone might have thought
you were robbing him!
323
00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:28,040
Yeah, but I was just
looking after Flo.
324
00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:30,160
You never know
with people like that.
325
00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:33,640
Trust me, they act all nice,
say they like you but
326
00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:35,360
they're just using you.
327
00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:37,320
Look, I know you've
been through a lot
328
00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:39,520
and it's difficult for you
to trust new people.
329
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:41,880
You don't know anything
about Rodney.
330
00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:43,760
Well, then, let's get to know him.
331
00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:47,160
Then, if he's not up to scratch,
we'll kick him to the kerb, OK?
332
00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:50,040
Now, go put the kettle on.
333
00:16:54,840 --> 00:16:56,840
You all right?
334
00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:59,240
Ew! That's proper sickening!
I'm sorry. I...
335
00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:01,680
Can you just chill out and stop
being so jumpy with me?
336
00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:03,400
I know what's going on.
You do?
337
00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:05,840
It's OK. You don't have to
be embarrassed about it.
338
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,000
That's honestly such a relief.
339
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:11,480
I'm... The thing is,
I don't want to be mean.
340
00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:14,040
It's just...I'm not ready for
a relationship.
341
00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:17,080
I know. It's so sweet
when friends get together.
342
00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:21,000
I'm just going through some stuff.
It doesn't feel like the right time.
343
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,200
Look. I think you're amazing.
344
00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:24,800
Hang on.
345
00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:26,840
Do you fancy my sister?
346
00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:29,120
You've got no chance, mate.
Good luck!
347
00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:33,120
I don't like her. She's the one
with a crush on me. What?!
348
00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:34,960
You fancy him?
349
00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:38,480
No. Don't be a dinlo, why would
I fancy him? No offence, Tyrone.
350
00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:41,040
Some taken. Why would you think I
fancied you?
351
00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:43,360
Jess said.
Jess said?
352
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:55,280
I spent 15 years touring
all over the States
353
00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:57,240
playing the tenor sax.
354
00:17:57,240 --> 00:17:59,520
So, you were a saxophone player?
355
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,520
Honey, I AM a sax player.
356
00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:05,720
Maybe you shouldn't
judge a book by its cover.
357
00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:06,920
OK.
358
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:10,360
Bom, pa-pom, bom,
pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-bom...
359
00:18:10,360 --> 00:18:11,640
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pom...
360
00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:13,320
DOOR CHIMES
361
00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:14,800
..pa-pom, pa-pom, pa-pom...
362
00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:16,760
Pa-pa-pom! Pa-pa-pa-pom... Yeah!
363
00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:19,200
THEY ALL LAUGH
364
00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:20,680
Looks like I'm missing a party.
365
00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:22,880
Hey, come join in.
Show us your best sax.
366
00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:25,560
I don't know about sax
but I do a mean flute.
367
00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:34,880
FLUTE-LIKE WHISTLING
368
00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:38,640
That's quite enough of that.
369
00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:39,840
Are you ready to go?
370
00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:41,880
Oh, the party's just
getting started.
371
00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:43,360
Can we do it another day?
372
00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:47,080
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, of course.
373
00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:48,480
No problem.
374
00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:51,680
I'm going to go.
Are you sure?
375
00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:53,480
Yeah, it's fine.
376
00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:55,240
Uh, see you later.
377
00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:56,720
Suit yourself.
378
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:58,680
Right, go on, then.
Play another one.
379
00:18:58,680 --> 00:18:59,800
This is even better.
380
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:07,720
SAXOPHONE IMITATIONS
381
00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:10,600
Why would you say I fancied him?
382
00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:12,640
I don't know. For a laugh.
383
00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:15,320
It ain't funny. If my family
found out, they'd go divvy.
384
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:18,120
Stop us hanging about together
before I got a bad name.
385
00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:20,000
No, I...I wasn't trying to hurt you.
386
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,840
So, it was me.
387
00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:24,080
You wanted ME to embarrass myself?
388
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:27,800
No, um, it was, um, it was...
389
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:30,760
..the...it was, uh...
390
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,320
..material.
391
00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:36,000
Uh, comedy material.
392
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,480
You...you said that before
393
00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:39,440
but do you have a stage?
Yeah, yeah.
394
00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:41,160
The one that's on tonight? Yeah.
395
00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:46,280
I was going to do this, um, this
bit on, um, love and relationships.
396
00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:48,240
You were going to
embarrass us onstage?
397
00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:51,400
No, no, no. I... Good. Well, you'd
better not. I...I promise I won't.
398
00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:53,720
In...in fact, I'll drop out
of the whole thing.
399
00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:55,240
Don't do that, Beaker.
400
00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:56,720
You know I think you're funny.
401
00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:57,960
Yeah. We'll all be there.
402
00:19:57,960 --> 00:20:00,440
Can't wait to see
what you say about us all.
403
00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:05,120
I had a great time.
404
00:20:06,360 --> 00:20:08,200
Go on. Get out of here, you.
405
00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:12,800
Eh!
406
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:14,800
Watch it. Sorry!
407
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,040
He was so funny and cool
408
00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:26,480
and I can't believe
he played on a Bowie album!
409
00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:28,520
Well, you see. If you expect
the worst in people,
410
00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:30,960
you don't give them a chance
to prove us wrong.
411
00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:33,040
OK. Uh-hm.
412
00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:34,440
So...
413
00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:38,320
..when are we going to
see him again?
414
00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:41,360
Never.
- What?! Why?
415
00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:43,200
Oh, he's too much of a show-off,
416
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:47,000
always talking about the
famous people he's met.
417
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:50,360
I prefer some humility in my men.
418
00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:52,080
Right.
OK.
419
00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:08,200
Oh, um, sorry. I...
I didn't know you were here.
420
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:11,680
Oh, no, no. That's OK.
Uh, huh, pull up a blanket. Ha-ha.
421
00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:17,480
So, what have you been doing?
422
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,520
Um...
423
00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:22,400
..just with some...
424
00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:25,200
..friends.
425
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:26,240
Oh.
426
00:21:27,360 --> 00:21:28,840
Had a bit of a day?
427
00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:33,000
Anything you want to talk about?
428
00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:36,240
Um...
429
00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:37,880
..right. So, I...
430
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:40,720
..I have this friend...
431
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:47,000
..um, and they...they have
this crush on someone...
432
00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:50,680
..but they don't want anyone to know
and...
433
00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:54,680
..so they start acting
really weirdly around them.
434
00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:58,200
You don't need to try
and impress them.
435
00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:01,360
They just have to be themselves.
436
00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:04,200
Trust that that's enough.
437
00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:07,560
That's good advice.
438
00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:12,600
Um, so, what are you doing here?
439
00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:15,120
Oh, I'm just out with my detector...
440
00:22:15,120 --> 00:22:17,360
..and a picnic.
441
00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:22,560
Uh, yeah. Uh, well...well, I tend
to get peckish around, uh...
442
00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:24,600
Was Mum supposed to be here?
443
00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:27,880
Yeah, she was. Uh...
444
00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:31,600
When Peter talked about Mum,
he got flustered
445
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:33,640
like he couldn't get his words out!
446
00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:35,360
Oh, my gosh!
447
00:22:35,360 --> 00:22:38,640
I bet he has sweaty palms and
his heartbeat sounds in his ears.
448
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,680
Peter likes Mum!
449
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:49,840
Jess? Come over here.
I want to talk to you.
450
00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:53,760
About what? What? Does a mother need
a reason to speak to her daughter?
451
00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:56,160
There's just so much
going on at your age.
452
00:22:56,160 --> 00:23:00,240
You know, friends, school, boys...
453
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:01,600
Oh, Mum.
454
00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:04,200
I told Mum everything.
455
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:06,640
Love was even worse
than Flo had said.
456
00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:10,160
It didn't just make me
tongue-tied and sweaty,
457
00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:12,120
it made me lie to all my friends
458
00:23:12,120 --> 00:23:15,520
and now I had to do a
stand-up show in front of them all!
459
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:17,600
But that's tonight! I know.
460
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:19,880
Blimey, Jess.
That is a right Beaker mess.
461
00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:23,080
Look, I don't know what to do cos
I can't exactly tell Paysh about
462
00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:26,600
Mosey but the idea of getting
onstage in front of everyone, um,
463
00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:29,040
it makes me want to be sick.
464
00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:31,120
I'm just going to look so stupid.
465
00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:32,760
Yeah, probably.
466
00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:33,840
Mum!
467
00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:35,800
Well, what do you want me to say?
468
00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:38,000
You've never done
stand-up comedy before...
469
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:40,600
..but you're doing this
for your mates.
470
00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:43,040
That's a pretty big way
of saying you're sorry.
471
00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:07,360
Wonderful! Wasn't she wonderful?
472
00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:15,480
Now, ladies and gentlemen, it is
time for the comedic stylings of...
473
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:17,840
..Jess Beaker!
474
00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:23,920
LOUD CHEERING
475
00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:40,600
Um...
476
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:42,880
..hey, everyone.
477
00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:46,600
Hi.
478
00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:49,440
Um,
479
00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:52,000
I thought all good comedy shows
480
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:53,320
had a theme.
481
00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:54,640
So,
482
00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:55,960
I chose love.
483
00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:58,440
Original, I know.
484
00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:00,120
AUDIENCE CHUCKLES
485
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:05,160
How did the phone
propose to its girlfriend?
486
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:08,760
It gave her a ring.
487
00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:13,120
It's a funny joke. It's a good one.
488
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,960
I wasn't supposed to be here.
489
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:25,080
I lied to my friends...
490
00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:28,720
..and then I had to
make it come true.
491
00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:30,200
Why did I lie, you ask?
492
00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:33,960
Because I didn't want
people to laugh at me.
493
00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:39,600
Look! I got my wish!
494
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:48,880
Anyway, I've been thinking a lot
about love recently
495
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:52,440
and through my many, many,
many years of experience...
496
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:54,600
AUDIENCE CHUCKLES
497
00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:56,960
..I have realised something.
498
00:25:56,960 --> 00:25:58,600
Love's a nightmare!
499
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:01,640
We try and impress people,
500
00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:04,000
we act weirdly around people
we think like us.
501
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:07,360
We try and push people together
502
00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:08,800
because that's what we want.
503
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,120
I took my best friends
for granted today.
504
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:16,400
I wasn't thinking and...
505
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:18,000
..I made them feel stupid
506
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,960
and I really want them
to know how sorry I am.
507
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:24,640
This is for them.
508
00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:27,680
I used to look down on
people who had a crush
509
00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:29,400
until it happened to me
510
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:31,320
and it happens in a rush.
511
00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:33,240
Heartbeat pounding in my ears,
512
00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:35,360
sweaty palms and tongue-tied fears,
513
00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:38,480
telling jokes and acting cool.
514
00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:41,960
But, all the time,
I was being a fool.
515
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:47,960
Standing up on an open stage,
516
00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:51,200
was a drastic answer
to the mess I've made.
517
00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:54,160
The only thing I've got left to do
518
00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:55,480
is to say...
519
00:26:57,440 --> 00:26:58,840
..I love all of you.
520
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:11,680
It's OK to lose yourself.
521
00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:14,440
Just don't lose the
people around you
522
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:17,280
cos crushes can end
pretty quickly
523
00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:19,120
but the people you love
524
00:27:19,120 --> 00:27:21,520
will still always be there.
525
00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:24,160
As a wise man told me-
526
00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:26,040
"Trust you're enough."
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