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[Dr. Lullah] I did it! I'm a genius!

Elegant, innovative,

a veritable mechanical miracle.

The Exo-Lullah!

[Pliny clears throat]

What? What? Shut up. What?

We built that suit.

All you did was strut around and yell insults at us.

Can we at least ride in it?

No. Now plug me in, hat glasses.

Dr. Lullah, I got metal filings in my eye,

and Chip's been stuck in a puddle of grease for an hour.

[panting]

The least you could do is remember our names.

[Dr. Lullah] I don't have time for this ponytail!

[Pliny] That's it!

You know, there's still six weeks left of summer.

We could leave and go to a proper summer camp.

Then leave. See if I care. Just plug me in first.

-[alarm wailing] -Ah!

I'm out of time!

[yelping]

-Whoa. -[all gasping]

[grunting]

Mr. Okay, the plug!

[grunting]

[Pliny] What is that?

I'm Dr. Rostrum from StuGo,

the Secret Technologically Unconventional Genius Organization.

Yeah, that's what it means.

I thought that stood for "student government."

That's right.

Sounds can mean lots of things.

What's your name, clever one?

Me? Oh, Pliny.

It's a joy to meet you, Pliny.

In fact, I look forward to learning all of your names.

-[all gasp] -Right after I complete Lullah's yearly appraisal.

Oh, please.

Dr. Lullah, these kids are as smart as octopuses,

yet you're treating them like common squid.

He's right.

Unpowered robots, under-stimulated proteges.

What's your theme, even? Huh?

Greased dogs?

Oh, yeah. Remind me of your theme again?

I wield the mighty suction of the whirlpool!

Oh, that's right. You're the suck guy.

-Awesome. Awesome thing. -[laughs]

Yeah, okay.

Listen, I'm afraid that StuGo has no choice

but to seize your lab.

-[all gasp] -What?

Plug me in.

[Dr. Rostrum] You're a smart kid, Pliny.

Do whatever you think to make your summer the most fulfilling.

I'll fulfill you into a grave

if you don't plug me in this instant!

[all gasping]

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Lullah! [grunts]

You made the right choice. Follow me.

-[Dr. Lullah growling] -[whispering] Pliny,

I can't believe you did that.

I know. It was crazy. But I've had it with Lullah.

[Merian] I just don't know if we can trust--

[gasps] Uniforms!

[all] Whoa!

[Dr. Rostrum] We call them StuGotards.

In you go.

[Merian] Hospital-grade footies!

[Larry] Sensible cuffs!

Built-in bathroom!

No. No. No bathroom.

Now, follow me.

There's so much more Dr. Lullah never showed you.

[all] Ooh.

-Oh-- Ow! -Watch your arms.

Behold, the astronomy lab.

-That's amazing! -[Chip] Ow!

-Ah, the entomology collection. -[all] Ooh!

-What? Serious? -This is the room

where saltwater and freshwater fish can meet.

Finally.

[Dr. Rostrum] Uh, some monkeys.

Those were probably expensive.

And this is the Funtivity Module.

-Whoa! -Yay!

-Liquids! -Liquids!

Fingers, bacteria's Shangri-La.

-A horse. -[horse neighs]

This is great, but what's it all for?

Oh, it's for anything we come up with.

Build a better light bulb, teach a computer to feel,

make the world fear the ocean again.

-What? -Hey!

Here's six suckers.

[all cheering]

Six suckers, indeed.

Yep.

One, two, three, four, five, six suckers.

Today's great.

Look at 'em spin!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's neat.

Keep noodling.

[both] You got it, Dr. Rostrum!

Mmm, these old soda bottles are really versatile.

Yeah, got to recycle. Keep up the good work.

Oh, we will.

Thanks, Dr. Rostrum!

-[Francis humming] -[horse whinnies]

I'm all sticky from this sucker.

I wish there was a way to pick things up without touching them.

What? Pick things up without touching them?

Now that's an interesting idea.

So basically a glove.

Think bigger.

Put all those hands together and see what comes out.

[all] You got it, Dr. Rostrum!

I'm pursuing my own research.

All right, show me what you got.

Ta-da!

Interesting, but can a greater suction be developed?

Whoa! No, no, no, no!

Wow!

Bravo! Bravo!

A mighty suction indeed,

but it still only grabs stuff close by.

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

-Hmm. -Hmm.

-Hmm. -Hmm.

Hmm.

[whinnies]

Hmm.

-Okay, hit it. -Hold up. Aah!

Okay.

[screams]

[screaming]

Portal suction.

Genius!

But it needs to be portable.

This is way too big.

Oh, we thought of that.

-[beeps] -Boop.

It's basically a glove.

Whoa!

-[both grunt] -[laughs]

[horse whinnies]

Yes! Well done, children.

Well done.

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

[Pliny sighs] Ah.

This is what summer camp's all about!

[yelps]

-Thank you! -Love you!

[Dr. Rostrum] Yeah, and if you thought this was fun,

wait until tomorrow when we sink the world.

When we what?

You see, before today, whirlpools have always been limited to water.

But with this technology, we can bring a mighty suction

to the land.

Oh, no! What happened to the milk?

We just milked that milk.

-[laughs] -Where'd the milk go?

Sucked into the sea.

And soon it'll be joined by every continent on the planet.

And I couldn't have done it without you kids.

Well, Francis didn't really help,

but the mini horse is cool.

-Oh, no. -Oh, no.

What's the matter?

You used us.

You're just as bad as Dr. Lullah.

Oh, no, no, no. I'm much worse.

I'm insecure.

[all gasping]

For too long, people have laughed at my theme.

But like the ancient terrors of the sea before me,

I will make the world fear whirlpools again.

[laughs maniacally]

[grunts]

Hey, you guys want to make lasagna?

We're not going to help you sink the world!

Oh, but I don't need your help anymore.

I already got all the hands I need.

-[all screaming] -Don't be rude.

-Sorry, Dr. Rostrum. -Get him!

I'm going to sink the world!

We need to get help!

Aah!

[panting]

-Dr. Lullah! -Dr. Lullah!

[grunts] You're dressed like idiots.

Rostrum's gonna sink the world!

We need your help.

Tough nuggets. You picked him over me.

I hope you enjoyed your perfect little summer camp.

-We're sorry. We will never betray you again. -We won't do it again.

No, don't apologize to her.

Of course we picked Rostrum over you.

All you do is boss us around. You never teach us anything.

You're the meanest person I've ever met.

[sighs] You're right.

-Huh? -Perhaps I have been cruel to you.

Tell you what, get me off this floor

and I promise to reward you all by making an earnest attempt

to remember all your-- [retches]

Spit keeps pooling in my mouth.

Your names. I'll remember your names.

Fine. We'll help you up.

But only because it's the right thing to do,

not because we care what you think of us.

[babbles]

Maybe I have taught you something after all.

Hmph, maybe.

Dr. Lullah?

Oh, shoot. We've got to help her up.

-[all clamoring] -Got to help her.

All right, this is more like it.

Now, plug me in.

Now we're in business.

[sighs] All right. Well, good luck.

Where do you think you're going?

We need to make a few modifications to the design.

Hmm. Looks like there's seven of them.

[loud thud]

[all talking over each other]

We can't all talk.

Well, still no cohesive theme.

I'll show you what a villain can do with a little focus.

Behold, the mega suck.

Nope, not that. No.

So you want to see focus, Rostrum?

I have laser-like focus.

Laser, laser, laser.

[grunts]

-[Dr. Lullah grunts] -[♪ "Don" theme playing]

[Chip] Oh, no, the hoses!

I can't see!

Who's got a stupid theme now?

Deploying fanny fields!

[grunts]

Forging condensation!

All right, children, have at 'em!

[Chip] Here comes Chip's Punch!

[grunts]

Pony Flail go!

Ooh!

[grunts]

[groans]

I'm the shorts!

[grunts, yelps]

[groaning] Ooh, ah!

Big whoop, you caught me.

Someone grab his glove.

Ah, but all your henchmen hands are full.

[laughs]

[Mr. Okay] Don't worry!

It's gonna be okay.

[grunts]

[straining]

Okay, children.

-Ready? -[all] Ready!

Now open the stable.

What? The stable?

What's wrong?

Feeling a little hoarse?

Huh?

[whinnies]

[screams]

[Dr. Lullah] Francis, Drewnipper,

Sara Three, Lardy,

Marielle, and Porpo.

Pretty close.

Thank you.

Now that Rostrum's off my case, if you'd like,

I can take you back to a proper summer camp.

Nah, we'll stay.

Good.

But we're keeping the StuGotards.

Hah! Be my guest.

And full access to Funtivity Module.

Fine, but only until we get the ship out of the volcano.

[all] Yay!

Hey, everybody, come! The milk is back!

[grunts] Everybody, run!

The milk is back!

[♪ closing theme music playing]