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You ready?
You ready?

One, two, three.

My boy?

What's up?

No supra tonight?

Nah, I put it in storage ever

since I won it from my brother.

He's probably gonna wanna fight me for it.

But who cares, right?

I see you got a new whip.

First in Texas,

picked it up this morning.

Yeah, that shit is clean.

You got that information for me?

Yeah, so my associates don't know who has it

but they know it's in Atlanta.

Atlanta, huh?

Yeah, my people are well plugged in.

You should definitely check it out.

Well, it looks like I'm taking a trip to Georgia.

Mm-hm.

I'll make sure my accountant wires

that money to you by tomorrow.

Appreciate you.

Appreciate you.

Hey, yo, let's get the next race going.

And retract.

Good work.

Next time, get to the elbows a little sooner.

Yes, sir.

All right, tomorrow, same time.

I'm late.

All right, coach.

You should check out my yoga classes.

Yes, you need to keep driving.

Yeah, maybe I'll get better.

We'll see.
- For sure.

Absolutely.

Good morning, people.

Take your seats.

Yes.

All right, guys, food for thought.

What is acting?

All right, Carl, I see you.

Go ahead.

Acting is pretending.

There's literally no difference.

Explain.

It's like, you know, you asked me to get shot.

I'm like, bah, I'm dead.

No, no, no, no, no.
They're not the same thing.

Acting is bringing a character to life.

Pretending is just pretending.

Anybody else want to weigh in on this?
- Acting is pretending isn't it?

Actually, you're both half right.

Acting is pretending to do what's on the paper.

But it's more like breathing

the essence into the character

by using your imagination.

It's like the vibes of Mother Earth.

Right on.

You know, the trees,

they feel everything.

Yet they just stand still and quiet.

Speak, Queen.
All right, you're all wrong.

But you're not fully wrong.

All right, I got you.

You're a bunch of props for the director.

So acting is a set of techniques that you master.

To become second nature.

OK, that's enough.

Let's get started.

Everybody knew their assignment from last week?

Is this the Smith acting class?

You're on time.

Yeah, sorry.
There was a bunch of traffic.

OK, take a seat.

Remember, you do the reaction

before the line.

Class, class, what do we do

When a new student shows up late?

Oh.

The gauntlet.

The gauntlet, yeah.
- Get him.

We about to get him.
- Oh the gauntlet.

What you got?
- Oh snap.

Oh, come on.
- You about to get it now.

What's the gauntlet?

Come on down.

Come on.

Get up.
On with it.

We about to put them acting chops on display.

Don't be a diva, now.
- Yeah.

Come on.
- Get him.

Come on.

Let's go.

All right.

Don't be shy now.

We ain't going to judge you.

All right, class.

All right, what do we do next?

All right, class.

Get him.

You ain't got to ask me twice.

Let's move the couch there.

It's better feng shui.

Let me get this out of the way.

What is your name?

Rick.

OK, class.

Give him the treatment.

Only butterflies cook bacon.

Bacon's what I make out of cucumbers and zucchini.

I keep them in my fridge.

Fridge is ice cold like my heart when

someone turns the AC up to like 62 degrees.

Degrees, degrees.

It's all I here.

When people talk about paychecks it makes me sick.

I'm sick of being so amazing and beautiful

and full of liberating

exuberance for the tribe of Earth.

And scene.

You want me to sit?

Except you, Rick.

You stay right there.

All right.

All right, Rick.

Show us what you've got.

OK.

What is?

But what isn't

I need a 10 second car with overnight parts in Japan

that would decimate all.

What the fuck?
- Wow.

But...

If you catch me going 100 miles per hour

down the street and you see
a dragon behind me flowing.

Just know it's my exhaust.

Pew. Pew. Pew. Fumes.

Extra scene.

Action.

Cut.

What the hell was that?

That was acting.

OK, quiet class.

Rick

why do you want to act?

Go ahead.

It's not like this is therapy.

Uhhh...

I haven't been able to feel anything

since my grandmother died.

Yeah.

Aw.

How do you feel right now?

I don't feel anything.

Very well, class.

What should Rick play?

I got it.

Alright.
- A pizza boy.

Who's in touch with his emotions.

Oh, that's a good one.
- Like deep.

Very well.
- Down into the sun.

That's your assignment, Rick.

Take a seat.

Sure.

Don't you hear the phone ringing?

Now pick it up.

Thank you for calling Vincenzo's Pizzeria.

How can I help you?

Hi, I'm calling about the pizza delivery job.

Hey yo Jim.

What?

I don't know some dude
trying to be hired or something.

Oh, shit.

Give me the phone.

Yeah, this is Jim.

Hi Jim, are you hiring?

Yeah, we're hiring pizza delivery, boy.

Pay sucks.

Yeah, it really sucks.

But you get really pizza and
you get to keep your tips.

Just show up when I text to you.

Is that cool?

That's great.

I'll take it.

You got a car?

Yes, I do.

Great, you're hired.

Give Tom your information.

We'll get back in touch with you.

Tom!

Jerry!

Tom!
What?

Take his information.

All right, what's the name?

Rick Kim.

Got a middle name?

OK, phone number?

OK.

All right, got it.

Hey, you forgot your ID in the bathroom.

Hey, here you go.

Thanks, Jim.

Had to freshen up, you know how it is.

Meredith?

That's a really pretty name.

That was my grandma's name.

I go by Maggie now.

Huh, OK.

You're from Seattle.

Yeah.
What are you doing down here?

You know, just wondering,
trying to figure things out.

So am I.

Thanks for this.

You hungry?

You want a slice of pizza?

Uh, no thank you.

OK, well, change your mind.

Come on in the store.

All right, thanks.

OK.

Be a great actor.

You have to be present

and feel it all times.

You're looking at me.

You're fucking looking at me.

OK, OK, OK.

Name your price.

OK.

Ok. Ok.

Name your price.

OK.

Name your price.

Oh, this is burning.

Oh, god.

Oh.

Oh, god, this.. Burns.

Hello.

Yeah I'm on my way.

Alright.

Karen as fuck.

Hmmm...

I like this jacket.

You look good, Ricky.

You look good.

Yo, you got the GR86?

And that's just clean, bro.
- Yeah.

Thank you.
Yeah, you see that Miata over there?

Yeah, that's mine.

You know, I like the Miatas.

Really? I used to own an S2000

MB, and an NC not too long ago.

Dang, bro.

But I've always been a Toyota guy.

I like Mazda's

I actually have a 90s Supra in the garage.

So what are you doing working at a pizza shop?

Because the pace sucks, bro.

Who knows, right?

You crazy, man.

Out here fast and furious and shit, bro.

Rick!

Rick, you late!

Next time that happens... I'm going to go ahead

and I'm going to fire you and hire someone else.

Because in this economy

you should be thankful for a job right?

You're damn right.

Stop all that damn

laughing and get to work.
- He's funny.

Fuckin' Gen pronouns.
- Fuck that guy he's a fucking ass.

Fuckin' Gen Z Hey, man uh...

So how does this work exactly?

Got four orders to go addresses on the box.

Go ahead and get them out of here.

We're already running behind.

Alright got it. Make sure you smile - Oh there's my vape.

When you deliver that pizza.

We got a reputation here.

Addresses are on the box,

and they're stacked up in order.

Thanks.

What's taking you so long?

I don't hear that - Alright
man. Door opening and closing.

You making tips, bro?

Thanks.

Now that he needs them.

Rick!

30 minutes or less Or it's
coming out of your paycheck.

Hey.

Maggie right?

Yeah Rick.

I know you.

Acting class a few weeks ago.

You still doing that?

I actually just joined one today.

How you liking the town so far?

It's all right.

You know what they say.

If you look for something long enough,

you'll eventually find it, right?

I'm just trying to figure out how people feel.

Well, keep up the acting and it should help you.

Thanks.

I'll be back.

Be safe out here, all right?

You too. See you around.

Hey, baby.

What's up, sexy?

You looking for a good time?

You know I am.

Yeah?

Okay.
Come on, hop in.

Okay.

Yeah.

That sexy ass in here

There's nothing good on TV.

This is literally the worst day ever.

Fuck I ordered pizza.

I can't believe you just did that.

I got a pepperoni pizza for Becky.

No tip.

You look like my ex.

I got a pizza for Joe?

Yeah, thanks.

No tip?

Hmm., sorry, bro.

Anybody order a pepperoni pizza

with anchovies and pineapples?

Hey, yo, bring that shit over here.

How to become a actor?

First, you must feel yourself.

Deeply.

Deep in your loins.

You can't act without being in your loins.

How to feel?

How to feel?

When you feel your body

you can feel acting.

How to feel?

You must be one with your body.

You must be one with your body?
- To feel your soul.

To feel?

What is an actor?

You can be a tree.

What is an actor?

You could even be a plant.

What is?

Producing oxygen.

Whatever you want to be.

An actor.

You just need to feel it in your... How do you feel?

Your emotions to the stage.

How do you feel an emotion?

How do you get your emotions

deep within the audience?

You must make them feel your fear.

Feel your desires.

You must live in the moment

like intercourse.

You must live in the moment.

Thrust him in and out.

I want you to thrust
- Okay.

With your whole body.

Thrust with your face.

Feel it in your eyes.

And thrust with everything you have.

Is that a feeling?

Now cry.

Let the people of your satisfied life be a dream.

Stop.

Improv like a beautiful...
- I don't know.

Put your hands up Billy.

Put your hands up Billy.
- Now give me more.

You're in a fight of your life

Oh you want to be a tough guy huh.

You want to be a tough guy.

A strong man is against you.

Pounding against you.

I got my eyes on you buddy.

Flesh with his fist.

Show them why.
- I got my eyes on you.

You are the greatest actor I've ever had.

You're amazing.

You have a wow then.

Now turn over.

That's weird.
- To side B

That's really weird.
- Of Kenny Keno

What's up Jay?

What do you want this time?

Girl you know what I want.

Yeah?

You better take good care of me too.

That's gonna be fifty dollars.

Ain't shit.

You know I got the bread.

Yeah it's time to spend it daddy.

Oh shit.

What do you want baby?

At a hundred?

Yeah give me that combo special now.

That's just it.

That shit all the way back there.

Look man.

Or woman.

I'm not paying for this alright.

I got it right under thirty minutes.

Hello?

Somebody order pizza?

Sir.

Do you need me to grab anything?

Pills? Uhh... A shot?

You need me to call someone?

You don't look too good man.

What is this?

Go there before midnight.

Or I die.

Hurry.

Hurry.
Alright.

Look everything's gonna be okay alright.
- Hurry.

I'll be back.

Shit.

You must be one.

Five.

Feel your fear.

Feel your desires.

Feel your love.

What do you think it is Rick?

I don't know.

Let's find out.

Hello?

I don't know what's going on here.

But if you can save the man, please do.

The game has been activated.

You must now choose one of three options.

If you forfeit, all options will be in play.

Option one, save the man you are delivering to...

But the person he hates the most dies.

Option number two,

You die, but you save a woman

who you don't know, who just found out she's pregnant.

Option number 3

Take the 5 million dollars in cash.

In the brown brief case by the building to your left.

The severity of the consequences
are unknown to you.

I don't know what this is

or who you are,

but if you're looking to play games,

I can tell you I don't play games.

I have a very particular set of skills.

I'm just messing around,
- That's funny Liam.

You guys got me. The prank was good.

All right, but I don't want anything to do with this.

Okay?

Shit stupid.

If you do not make a decision

All options will be in play.

If you do not make a decision

All options will be in play.

If you do not make a decision

All options will be in play.

Just give me a second alright.

That's right. That's right.

Donkey Kong he the king of the jungle.

That's what I'm talking about Donkey Kong.

Throw that banana.

Yes sir. Of course.

What's good, my boy?

Hold on. Hold on.
Let me you on speaker phone real quick.

You know I'm gaming right now.

What's good, my boy? How you been?

Yeah, what's up, Mike?

Look, I don't even know if this shit is real

or what's going on... but I need some help.

All right, my boy. Calm down.

You know I'm the master of video games.

What you need, homie?

All right, look, option one,

You save a man you just met tonight.

The person he hates the most dies.

Option two, you save a woman who's bearing a child.

But you have to kill yourself in the process.

Are you serious?

Option two is a real option?

Yo fuck option 2.

I ain’t dreading myself for nobody.

Option three you take a million dollars

of sitting in a suitcase by a dumpster,

but the consequences are unknown.

Option three, shit.

I'm taking the cash.

You got die anyway, right?

You're not helping, Mike.

Shit, option two is out of the question.

So that leave us with... option one and option three.

Option three is the best bet.

However... We don't know what the consequences are.

Hypothetically they can blow up a school

or a parade or some shit like that.

Or they could just spray paint a wall.

We don't know.

You see the unknown is scary as fuck.

That's why we don't know 80% of the ocean.

We scared that shit.

They probably got baby squids

eating great white sharks or some shit like that.

Mike, get to the damn point.

Look, option one is best bet.

And for all we know, he could hate a old man.

Hell, he would die anyway.

Look if it was me...

I'm taking option 3 take that money.

Risk it for the biscuit you feel me?

But I know you.

So go with option one.

Bring your conscience, okay?

All right, thanks, Mike.

You have 10 seconds to make a decision.

Ten, nine, eight, seven, six.

Option one.
- Five

Your selection has been registered.

Thank you for playing.

These fucking pranks are getting out of hand man.

This shit's stupid.

I don't even know why I fall for this dumb shit.

Stupid bitch.

Take that dick slut.
Daddy come for me, daddy.

Fuck yeah.

Yes, daddy, give it to me.

Yeah, you like that shit?

Oh yeah, I do.

Take that dick, slut.

Mm-hmm.

You nasty bitch.

Come for me, daddy.

Oh, shit, I'm about to come.

Oh, me too.

Oh, shit.

Ooh.

Next time you got to clean up that pussy

that shit was kind of ripe.

No, fuck with that shit.

I like it nasty, but not that nasty bitch.

That'll be $250.

Man, fuck you.

I ain't paying no $250

for no sloppy-ass pussy bitch.

Fuck you, Jay.
- Get the fuck out ma.

Fuck out of my car.

Fuck it I need that money!

Move, bitch.

Get the fuck out.

Now!
- What the fuck!

Son of a bitch!
- Bitch.

Jay!

What the fuck?

Jay!

Hold on.

What the fuck?

Fuck give me my money piece of shit.
- Get the fuck away from my car.

Get the fuck... Limp dick, motherfucker.

Shut the fuck up and move.

Get your hands off me.
- You want to play with me?

Give me my strap.

Fuck you, Jay.
- Give me my fucking strap.

What are you doing?

Back the fuck up from the car.

I'm sorry.

You don't have to pay me.
- Fuck out of here.

I'm sorry.
The fuck you think this shit is?

I just want my money.

You ain't getting shit.

Fuck you.
- Please Jay! I have to feed my kid.

Is everything alright here?

Everything's fine, Rick.

Let's go.

Hey, mind your business.

Get the fuck back in the car the car, ho-ass nigga.

Bitch.

Oh, my God.

Jay.

Fuck.

It's all right.

Maggie.
Fuck.

We need to get out of here.

Fuck him.

Jay.

Don't worry about it.

Grab your shit.
- He's dead.

We need to get rid of his body.

All right?

Don't worry about it.

Don't worry about it.

Help me put his body in the car all right?

I'm going to put the car up.

Look he's dead.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Calm down.

Grab his feet and help me get the body in the trunk.

Breathe.
- Okay.

Relax.

Grab his feet.

Yep.

You all right?

Yeah.

I'm sorry, Rick.

It's all right.

The shit happens.

I got to stop doing this shit.

It's just not worth it.

You weren't out here tonight.

Okay?

No one got shot.

No one got killed.

You were out delivering pizza with me.

Okay?

You know...

I only started selling my body...

just to make some quick money and get out.

You know, my mom, She kicked me out when I was 16.

She thought I was trying to fuck her boyfriend.

Ever since the mess.

I've been on the streets.

Sorry to hear that.

Everything is going to be fine.

And now we got to dump the body.

Okay.

I hope you figure it out, Mag.

Stay safe out here, all right?
- Yeah.

Thank you, Rick. I really
appreciate everything you've done.

Yeah.

All right. Bye.

Breaking news.

The president of the United States

has just died from unforeseen circumstances.

We don't know any information

about how he has passed away.

What we do know is that it was sudden.

Just in live from the white house.

We have one of his security guards on the line.

Sir what happened?

I can't go on all the details.

But I heard the phone ring.

They exchanged some words.

And that was it.

I'm not authorized.

Aww, man.

I got to go.

No.

No, no, no.

This can't be.

Am I that lucky?

This has to be a coincidence or something.

What are the odds?

There's no way these events are tied together.

Yo, bro.

No fucking way.

Did you hear that?

This is a... this is a... A coincidence, right?

Okay.
You remember when I called you

and I asked you for your opinion

on which options and what would you choose.

What?

Man, you're bugging.

You took some shit tonight?

That's it.

He has to know.

Hello?

You still there?

Hello?

Anybody home?

I was hoping you would come by.

Come inside.

Thanks.

Have a seat.

Sure.

Care for a drink?

Nah.

I'm good.

I just got a few questions.

You want to know what's happening?

Yeah.

How are you alive?

I assumed you...

Made the right choice.

Option one.

Option one.

How do you know about option one?

Because yesterday I made the same choice.

Okay.

Uh...

When did all of this start?

And how?

Well...

I was at the gas station and this...

Man came into me and asked If I wanted to play a game.

He didn't look dangerous.

I did notice a gold chain

with a hamsa pendant.

And he had a...

Neck tattoo.

Everybody have neck tattoos nowadays.

Do you know what that tattoo looks like?

Um...

I believe it was an infinity symbol on his left side.

Hmmm...

Anyways...

I just started pumping.

And I said, "What the hell? Why not?"

I'll never forget his smile.

It was like he was.

He couldn't wait to start.

So he reached into his pocket.

He said, "Here. Here's a thousand."

I didn't know what to say.

Then...

He gives me a key and address.

And he tells me to go there.

I don't know why.

But I said, "Okay."

I should never play this stupid game.

And that's when you got the phone call?

Yeah.

I was dying before you arrived.

I could hardly breathe.

And...

I got the phone call then.

It was the same voice.

He told me to give you the key and a dress.

Or, I die.

How are you still alive?

How are you not sick?

I don't know how I got sick.

I couldn't breathe.

I thought I was dying.

And then a few minutes after twelve,

the man from the gas station

opened my front door and he...

He gave me...

He gave me this.

Alright, well.

Thank you for this information.

I better get going.

Yeah, not a problem.

Hey.

Thanks for saving my life.

Yeah.

By the way,

do you hate anybody?

Like really hate anybody?

Yeah.

I do.

Our current president,

I feel like we could do so much better as a country.

Hey, what was your option one?

Same as yours, Rick.

Have a good night.

You have a good night too.

And don't let the bed bugs bite.

Brother, it took a while finding you.

Hey girl.

I'm on the way home now.

That Supra looks familiar.

See you got another Toyota?

You should have got a Honda.

You followed me all the way here?

Well, you thought I was just gonna let you win?

Can we please just do this another day?

Another day?

Yeah.
- No.

Why are you acting so weird?

Oscar performance, right?

Not really.

Terrible actor.

Fuck.

They're about to fight.

What the fuck

Fuck.

Shit.

Girl you won't believe this shit.

Come one.

Nobody knows.

The trouble I see.

Hey.

Hey, you two.

What are you doing out here?

You're fighting out of a fire.

Fighting out of a goddamn parking garage for a man.

You didn't have to throw me so hard.

Hey.

You two better make up right there, man.

Kiss each other, man.

Make up, all right?

Do you know where I am?

This looks comfortable.

Make sure you clean her.

I'm taking the Supra home.

Put it back in storage, too.

I do what I want with my Supra.

When are you coming home?

I don't know.

Next time I call, call me back.

Yo wasn't Rick supposed to come in today?

Pizza boy Rick called in sick today.

They must have been partying last night.

Hey, Tom, you mind watching the front for a second?

I'm gonna step in the office.

Yeah, I guess.

And don't forget to take out the trash.

Idiot.
Hey, boss, say cheese.

Don't take pictures at work.

It's a place of business.

Who do you think you are?

Get back to work.

Take that trash out, you bum.

Just sending a quick text to Rick real quick.

I hope he feels better.

I have a delivery coming for you.

I'll find you.

I'll find you.

Are you having a hard time there?

Who are you?

I am what this world needs.

I am the cleaner of human life.

You chose the fate of a complete stranger.

Now a stranger will choose your fate.

In the same fashion.

Try not to die.

Let me see.

Simple, really?

The phone you grabbed is laced... With a slow-acting,

re-engineered poison called Varium X.

It clogs the bloodstream and weakens the heart.

You are the filth that fills this world.

You are a cancerous plague

that the world must get rid of.

Anybody home?

Sir, you alright?

No, no, no, get out of here.

Don't worry.
- Get out of here.

I'm gonna get you an ambulance.
- No.

Just hold on, alright?

Ricky boy, don't forget to

give him a key and the address.

Damn.

Come on, pick up the phone.

Come on, come on, hurry up.

Sir, you don't look too good.

Come on, hurry up, hurry up.

Pick up, pick up.

Do you need help with that?

Sir, you look like you're in pain.

Is there anything I can help you with?

Let the games begin.

Again.

Tick.

Tick.

Get out of here.

I don't need your help.

Go or I'll fucking kill you.

Fuck this.
- I'll kill you.

I'm out of here, man.

I'll kill you.

I don't get paid enough for this shit.

Hey, Aunty.

Hey, baby. What's going on?

I'm going back to school.

Oh, that's good news, sweetie.

You know you're always welcome at home.

We miss you.

Thank you.

We look forward to seeing you.

And you did this.

I know, baby. Everything okay?

I'm on my way now.

I'll be there in 12 hours.

What's going on?

I'm sick of the city. I'm just done.

Well, honey, This is always going to be your home.

I can't wait to see my baby girl.

She can't wait to see you as well.

She misses you.

Call me if you need me, okay?

All right. I love you all.

I'll keep you posted.

I love you too. Okay. Bye.

Kill Jonathan Williams Porter by way of malaria.

gir leaches and prada here bruh.

God damn, bruh.

Ya'll boys always smoking

That's some goddamn kill, bruh.

Ay yo pass that shit.
- Shit.

Say less bro.

Shit. That mother fucker got...

Fucking light weight.
Give that shit back white boy.

Man don't be a hater all your life man.

You ain't no goddamn man, bro.

Take your ass back home with your came from, bro.

Hey, man, you hear this shit?

This my shit right here, man.

Shit, man. You ain't made this shit.
- Man this my shit.

Stop lying nigga.
- Man this shit hard cuz.

This shit hard, right?

Yeah, man. This my shit right here, man.
- This shit ain’t hard man.

This my new shit right here, man.
- Man this shit lame as fuck bro.

Man, you famous? I'm just trying to fuck.

The bitches.
- Yeah, yeah, man. Don't be hating, man.

Man, I'm gonna be produced for all the hot rappers.

NBA, Youngboy, Lil Durk, Lil Baby, man.

Stop playing with me.

Yo, man, turn this shit off, man.

Thugs don't dance my nigga.
- Turn it up. Turn it up.

Stop hating from the backseat of the plane, man.

You're killing the old vibe, all right?

Ha ha.

Man, don't be a hater all your life man.

Man, don't be a hated skater.

Man, fuck the hater shit.

Come on, cuz.
- Little skating ass nigga.

Yo, Jerome, I'm fucking hungry.

Lets get some fucking Pizza, yo.
- Yo ass always hungry.

Yo, I want the Hawaiian pizza with your mom, pussy.

All right, man. I know

the spot up here, man.
- Turn it up. Turn it up.

That shit is hard, bruh.

Yo, turn that shit up.

Yeah, all that smoking is choking.

Got y'all ass hungry.
- You lame not in the game.

Stop the car. Stop the fucking car.

Stop the fucking car. Yeah.

Give me my strap.

Man, stop it. Yo, fuck you.
- What's up my nigga.

Why you wearing all that red?
- What's up with all that bullshit?

Fuck you doing wearing all red in my hood cuz?

I'm finna fuck you up.

Look, I don't want any problems, fellas.

You should have thought about that
shit before. About that shit before.

We the C-Cuz.

Appreciate it, bruh.

I was looking for some action anyway.

Yeah, well, at least you're matching.

Matching what?
Yeah, yeah, size him up, big homie.

Size him up, yeah, he ain't gonna do shit.

Oh, shit. What the fuck?

Yeah, what the fuck?

Get the fuck out of here.
No, no, no, no, no, no,

no. Get the fuck out of here.
- Hold up. Hold up.

What? What?

What, man? Fuckin' Tasha.

What's up, baby?
- God damn.

You know we out here.
We ain’t doing nothing.

Always Tasha.
- What it's a boy?

Come on, man.
- Always fucking with this bitch.

You ain't gonna fight. I'm a dad.
- One minute we fighting this man.

It's a boy.
- You sucking her dick.?

What? Get the fuck.

I'm having a little Bow wo
- it ain’t yours.

What?
- Whooping this niggas ass bro.

You got time for that shit later, bro.

It's crazy. It's crazy.

Always Tasha.
- I'm gonna be the best dad ever.

Yo we whooping Jet Li's ass bro.
- I'm a teach him so much.

Bro, he ain’t gonna do shit.
- I'm a get him Jordan's.

I'm gonna teach him how to shoot at the opps.

I hit him with the left and the right.
- Show him the alphabets start with a C.

Tasha, I can't stand that bitch.

Yeah, we stopped him.

Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Yo, what the fuck?

Shit he's standing.
- Can we stay at my dads this week?

You guys ever watch Jaws?

What you think we should name him?

No, I ain’t never watch Jaws.

I seen the movie with
the big-ass eyes alligator though.

You notice in most of the movie,

you never see the shark.
- I'm give him a strong name.

Until it's too late.
- Like in Wakanda or something.

It's because I'm the shark.

You were in that movie?
- Hold o baby, hold on.

They still talking and shit.

Hey, hey, come here.

He talking to you He ain't talking to you.

Come here.
- Fuck that.

Come here for a second.

Hell, he talking to you, cuh.

Yeah, you. Go ahead, bro.

I wanna tell you something. Go.

What's up, cuh? She won't slut.

Come on.
- Shit.

Oh Fuck.
- Hold on baby.

Oh. Get his ass Leon.

Protect yourself. Stop blocking
with your face damn.

Please help us bruh Oh, damn.

Come on, it's your turn.

Look, baby, I gotta go.

This is a Chinese dude whooping all kind of ass.

Come on, I ain't got all day get of the phone.

I gotta go. You don't have to fight.

It ain't gonna be like them.

Yeah, come on.

Oh, shit.

You motherfucker. Oh, shit.

You guys are my eyes, you motherfuckers. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. I'm a get your ass.

You're Jackie Chan rice cake eating motherfucker.

I got all you motherfuckers.

Oh, my motherfucking beautiful eyes.

I told you.

I told you.

I'm a come back with that fire on your ass.

Ricky.

Ricky, wake up, little Ricky.

Ricky, you had a big day today

didn't you, little pizza boy?

Time to wake up, pizza boy.

You all puckered out from all your little

deliveries, little Ricky.

Wake up. There he is.

There he is. My little buddy.

My buddy's awake.
- It was you.

What was that?
- It was you.

Speak up, Ricky. Huh?

You were the guy on the phone.

Yeah, I was the guy on the phone, huh, wasn't I?

I can tell. You were the sharpest tool in the shed.

Why?
- So you figured it all

out by your little self, Ricky.

The question isn't why did I do it?

It's how did I do it.

How did I kill the president? Or better

Or better yet

How did you kill the president?

Such a beautiful device.
- I didn't kill anyone.

Wouldn't you say?

No.
- I have a question for you.

How are you still alive?

See, people get pretty sick.

From my engineered Thallium X

The X is for exotic.

You see, it's specifically engineered

so it can't be traced.

Giving it a real X factor.

The antidote.

I had a leftover antidote from the guy I saved.

Oh, Phil?

You need to be careful about those portion sizes.

Sometimes you make mistakes
when you're playing God.

Anyways, want to know how I do it?

You see this phone right here?

All I have to do is dial 666.

Someone or something picks up.

And all I have to do is say the name of the person.

I want dead.

Typically, I do heart attacks.

It's usually easier,

usually quicker, less messy.

You want to see how it works?

Watch.

Kill Meredith Julia Wyners by heart attack.

Wait, wait, wait. Watch this.

Kill Ricky Kim by heart attack.

Oh, does that hurt Ricky?

Oh, uh...

So anticlimactic, Ricky.

Hello? Hello? Anybody here?

Hello?
- What? One second, I'm coming.

Take your time.

Hey, how's it going?

Good, how are you?

Fantastic.

Great.

Great. Can I get one of
your cheese and

ready pizzas please?

It has been the longest day at work.

And I don't feel it cooking tonight.

Yeah I get that feeling all the time.

You know what?

I'll throw in a free pizza

for you. Don't worry about it.

You don't have to do that.

Yeah, not a problem.

Thank you.

You know what? What's your name, by the way?

Sally Jones.

Sally Jones?

Yep.

Do you have a middle name?

Marissa.

Marissa. Such a beautiful name.

Thank you.

I'll tell you what.
We're closing down.

Go ahead and take your pizzas for free.

Really?
Oh, yeah, don't worry about it.

You've had a long day We're closing.

Just take them.

Thank you so much. You are so kind.

Don't worry about it.

Well, have a great night.

You too.

Make sure you drive safe.

Thank you.

Okay, Oh my feet.

Damn. Damn. Damn.

Look at you dying.

You know these phones come in pairs.

Got these phones a couple of years ago.

Well...

well...

I stole these.

Well, who's gonna find out, right?

But I give you a little backstory anyways.

This old Korean fortune lady had these phones.

She said they possess great power.

I thought she was full of shit.

And then she spoke on the phone.

And then on live TV someone died.

I thought to myself, why would she tell

me this information?

Turns out the host of these phones

Must kill someone every week.

Or someone in their family dies,

eventually leading to their own death.

So...

I killed her.

Really, I saved her because

she would have died eventually.

Then I took the phones.

What?

Anyways...

Killing people by yourself
eventually gets boring.

So I met Jim here at the gas station.

And asked him if he wanted to play a game.

I told him about the phone and its...

magical powers.

He couldn't wait to be a dictator in life.

But...

you know, everyone else
besides you chose option three.

Everyone always take the money.

But between you and I...

there was never money in that suitcase.

You want to know what the unknown was?

Oh.

This is good.

Whoever chose option three...

we kill each one of their family members...

every week, every day...

until we got all them.

That's some sick shit, right?

Sickening.

What the fuck are you saying?

What the fuck are you saying?

That woman you killed is my grandma.

That woman you killed is my grandmother.

I've been looking for you for so long.

And...

I haven't felt this good in a long time.

I took up acting classes.

I, uh...

I did a bunch of stuff, you know.

Nothing feels as good as revenge.

That was good, right?

That was good, right?

You thought I was crying.

But little did you know,

and little did he know...

I've been looking for you guys for five years.

My families...

have been watching over
these phones since the 1500s.

We're the reason why the

telephones were invented in 1876.

I do feel good.

Putting up this stupid act
is just so fucking annoying.

Well, time to blow the place up.

I'll take this.

I love you grandma

I finally got them.

Ya'll want more?

You thought we was done with your bitch-ass, cuz?

Bye. Bye shark.

About to be Shamu in this motherfucker.

Yeah, let me see that bitch jit su now.

Good job, class.

Rick you're up.

Okay.

I'm gonna give an offer

that you can't refuse.

Frankly, my dear

I don't give a damn.

This fucking guy is horrible.

Boo you need acting classes.
- Quiet class.

That was the worst shit I've ever seen.

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