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High Kick! Episode 71

Mother, we'll just prepare like this for this year,

but starting next year, let's buy what we can.

This is really inefficient.

Oh, but sincerity is what matters for memorial services.

You have to think about efficiency in everything you do.

Why do women have to suffer and be stressed out every holiday?

It's not like we do this every time. It's only once or twice a year.

Our ancestors don't want us suffering with stress while making all this.

They'd want us to enjoy ourselves. There's no doubt about it.

We'll buy the food next year, Mother. Okay?

- Mom, Mom. - Yes? What is it, son?

That pain-in-the-neck, that...

She always thinks she knows everything, and now she knows what our ancestors think?

I wonder how they're going to handle my memorial service when I'm dead.

I bet they're just going to order a pizza. Oh, that...

What are you mumbling about?

Nothing.

Hey, Junha. Don't eat these. There are only a few pancakes.

Okay.

Who is it? Come in.

Delivery.

What's all this?

Let's see...

Do Lee Sunjae, Park Haemi, Lee Minyong, and Na Munhee live here?

Yes.

There's quite a lot. Sign here, please.

What is all this? Are they all presents?

Yes.

What is it? Bring it here.

- Good-bye. - Bye.

I wonder what it is. Do you think any of it is food?

Hold on a second. If the tags fall off, everything will get mixed up.

Hurry and open everything. What is it?

I need my glasses. You read this.

This is from the Eastern Medicine Society. Yours.

What about that one?

This is from the Women's Eastern Medicine Diet Research Society. Mom's.

This is for Uncle Minyong. This is Heukseok 2 Wives Society, Na Munhee?

What? Well, well. Mrs. Na!

- What? - You got a present.

- Oh, really? - Yes.

- From who? - Heukseok 2 Wives Society.

Oh, they said they were going to send a soap set. They really sent it. Oh, my.

This is Grandpa's. This is Grandpa's, too. This is Mom's.

Hey.

We can open them now, right?

Did anyone send traditional Korean cookies? We haven't bought any yet.

Tell Minyong to come get his.

Minyong. Minyong. Come get your present.

- Who is it? - Delivery.

- Does Park Haemi live here? - Yes. Mom, you got another present.

Oh, my. It's so big. What is this?

Minjung, I'm going out now. Make sure you take out the recyclables.

Guess what Vice Principal Hong said when Mr. Baek gave him toothpaste as a gift.

I don't know.

Just take a guess, Mr. Lee.

Oh, this present is much too big. How can I carry such a heavy gift?

It's very good. Good, good, good.

It's funny, isn't it? It's funny, right?

Not really.

It's not? Okay, I know something funnier.

Yesterday, the class president and vice president of homeroom 10...

What? No way...

You laughed, you laughed. It's really funny, right?

It's a little funny.

Let me call you back.

- What is it? - Come down and get your presents.

Okay. I'll be right down.

Minyong, your face is aglow with laughter.

It's nice to see.

What?

I wonder who's making you laugh like that? I doubt it's a guy...

If you've got something to say, say it. Don't twist your words around like that.

Oh, I thought if I asked you straight out, you'd get angry again.

May I ask who you're talking to? I'm really curious.

- You may. - Oh, my. Who is it?

A person.

Oh, a person. That's a good answer.

Okay. Hurry down.

What's so great about this?

It doesn't use electricity to heat up.

It uses hot water, so there are no electromagnetic waves.

Mother. Use this in your bedroom. It's really good.

Oh, this looks expensive. They're giving this out as a gift?

It's part of the society's publicity campaign, so don't worry about it.

I was worried about Jun because I heard electric blankets are bad. This works out well.

Oh, it's from the association.

- What is it? What is it? - A necktie.

And a wallet.

A wallet? Give it to me, give it to me. My wallet's falling apart. Give it to me!

Do you want it? I don't need a wallet...

A wallet? Give it to me! I need to buy a wallet, Uncle Minyong.

- Hey. What's your problem? I called it! - Give it to me, Uncle Minyong, me.

- I said I called it! - Give it to me.

- What's wrong with you two? - Hey, hey, quiz them.

A quiz? Should I?

- Quiz, okay. - You said you'd give it to me! I called it!

What's all this hubbub? Did it come for you? Be quiet!

Hey, go get the trivia book. I'll give it to the winner.

- No. Just give it to me. - Okay, here.

The loser gets this box. The box is nice.

Uncle Minyong, you said you'd give it to me. You know how much I respect you.

Uncle Minyong, don't fall for it. I respect you a lot, too.

I love you, Uncle Minyong.

Love? What are you, crazy?

Kim Jeongsik (Noryangjin branch)

Hello? Junha?

Jeongsik? Yeah, it's me.

I was just wondering how you were doing.

Happy new year.

Thanks, you too. I should have called first. Sorry.

You must be busy. Business is good, isn't it? What with the new year festivities?

Yeah, yeah. Hey...

Hey, you've been selling Youngduk snow crabs for how many years

and you haven't sent even one leg to me. What's with that?

Oh, I know. I always say that I will, but...

Don't just say it. Send me some for real. It's the holidays.

Let me get a taste of one of those Youngduk snow crabs.

- Okay. - Really?

Really? You'll really send some?

Hey, hey, hey. Do you want to send them now? I'll be waiting. You're serious?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Bill Clinton! - Correct. Okay, that's it.

Oh, come on.

Honey, put some water in the steamer.

Why?

Mom, don't make anything for lunch. We're eating Youngduk snow crabs.

- Youngduk snow crabs? - Youngduk snow crabs?

Honey, you remember Kim Jeongsik, right? I was kind of a mentor to him.

Kim Jeongsik? Oh, he worked at the stocks company with you?

Yeah. He has a store in Noryangjin that's doing really well.

He said he's going to send us a box of the best Youngduk snow crabs.

- Really? - Yeah.

Hurry up and put some water to boil. He's sending it by messenger.

Mom, let's stuff ourselves silly with Youngduk snow crabs today.

Oh, just hearing that name is making my mouth water.

Then let's not make stew, Mother.

Hey. Should I get the big steamer ready?

Yes, use the big one, the big one. The really big one.

Father, you like Youngduk snow crabs, right?

My old colleague is sending us a big box for the holidays.

Let's have them for lunch. What do you say?

What about you guys? Sound good? Minyong, how about it?

Sounds good.

Minho, Yunho? You want crabs, right?

- Sounds good. - Yes.

Hey, those are really expensive. Who's sending them to you?

It's just someone I helped out a long time ago.

Where's the steamer? Is it ready?

Mr. Lee.

I'm sorry. I had to go down for a second.

It's okay. I was straightening things up a bit.

There's something I've been wondering. Why do you dislike Minho's mom so much?

I hate those annoying types.

You know, the people who think the world can't function unless they're involved.

Do you know what I'm talking about?

So you didn't like her from the beginning?

From the beginning?

I don't know...

- Mom. - Oh, it's our Minyong.

Our baby.

Oh, my. He's so cute.

Who are you, lady?

Lady? She's going to be your sister-in-law.

Yes, your sister-in-law. We're getting married.

It's nice to meet you.

Hey, what's with you? Why are you acting all shy?

Hey, what do you think? She's pretty, isn't she?

Knock it off.

He thinks you're pretty.

Is she pretty? How pretty?

Really pretty. Like... A movie star...

The kid's got good taste.

Yeah... I guess I didn't dislike her from the beginning.

Then?

Well...

I don't know, it just happened.

Mom, I'm going out for lunch.

Why? I thought you were staying home.

- Something came up. - What?

Why is he always going out? Did he find a girl or something?

It seems like it, doesn't it?

You think so, too? He did, didn't he? Who is it? Do you know who it is?

I don't know anything. I just have a feeling.

Hey, try to find out. He won't tell me anything.

It's not hard finding out,

but he's scary when people ask about his personal life.

Hey. Just say that I made you ask.

Who else in this house can find out but you?

Well, then...

Okay.

Then I'm only doing this because you told me to.

Let's be clear on that. If we're not, he's just going to get mad at me.

Okay, fine.

I'll do it, then. I mean, if I don't do it, who will look after him?

Yes, if it's not you, who would look after him?

Mother, don't worry.

Things are going to get interesting.

She's more naive than you'd think.

You just have to give her a little nudge. That drama queen.

- Hello. - Oh, hey.

Man, that timing of his. He always comes when there's food.

What? Is there something good to eat?

We're having Youngduk snow crabs.

Youngduk snow crabs? Sweet!

Hey. What's your grandfather doing? Why hasn't he stopped by yet?

He wants you to come greet him.

Psycho.

It's here, it's here! The crabs are here!

Sweet.

Oh. Hello.

Oh, Yumi.

Is Minho here?

- Yes, come in. - Thanks.

Man, they should be here by now.

- Hello. - Hi, Yumi.

Man, these two have great timing.

Hi.

[Recent calls] Seo Minjung Seo Minjung Seo Minjung...

I knew it. You can't fool me.

What the... Man, come on.

- Mom! - What?

- Mom! - Is that you, Minyong?

- Is Junha home? - Junha? He should be home soon.

He called from the airport.

Do you miss him that much?

No. Haemi...

What? Oh, boy.

- Mom. - What?

We're going to all live together even after Junha gets married, right?

For one year, then they'll move out.

Why? Can't we keep living together?

Do you like Haemi more than me? Do you? Is it true? Is it?

No, it's not that...

Oh, there they are.

- We're back. - We're back.

How was the honeymoon? Did you have fun?

Oh, well... Yes.

Where's Father?

He went down to the pharmacy. Hold on a minute.

Minyong, have you been well?

- Yes. - Oh, he's so cute.

- He's cute, isn't he? - Yes. He's so cute I could die. Really.

Minyong, come have lunch.

Oh, my, you're bathing.

P-please leave. Please leave.

Let's see now. Is Minyong a man, yet?

What are you doing?

Oh, you're still a little boy, aren't you? When are you going to get bigger?

You're so dirty. You need to be scrubbed.

- Sit still. - Stop it. Get out, please.

I'm going to get mad if you keep moving! Oh, look at all this dirt.

You don't shower often, do you? Okay. Let's scrub you red...

Not again. Why is she spying? Man...

The water's all gone. We put it on for nothing.

Why isn't it coming?

What? There must be traffic.

It only takes 10 minutes from Noryangjin to here.

That's strange.

I'm hungry. When are we going to eat?

Should I just set the table? We'll eat it when it comes.

Hold on. Let me call him.

It's here, it's here!

Hello. Lee Sunjae lives here, right?

- Yes. - Sign here, please.

What is this? This looks like wine.

Hey, when are we having lunch? Why isn't it coming?

I'm dying of hunger.

I'll give him a call. That's strange.

Your call cannot be completed at this time. Please leave a message at the prompt.

After the tone, call charges will...

Man, what's going on? Did he send them or not? Man.

Are you going somewhere, Minyong?

Yes, I am. But, honestly, why...

Yes?

I think you keep forgetting how old I am, but...

I haven't forgotten.

You're almost 30. Wow, time flies.

I really don't want to raise my voice, but...

If you know I'm almost 30, then please stop.

What? What did I do?

Have fun!

Well. Does he think he's an adult because he's aged a few years?

Wait a minute... I can't do anything without any real evidence.

This is my chance, isn't it? Okay.

Mother, it's me.

I... Minyong went to meet a woman, so I'm going to follow him,

but you made me do it, okay? You told me to do it.

Okay. I'm going to go, then.

Now, Park Haemi is heading out. Clear the way.

Oh, Haemi. Hello.

Hello, Minyong. Long time no see.

What are you doing? W-why are you reading my journal?

Oh, but Minyong.

You're only in middle school. You shouldn't be playing the field already.

You should end things with Suyeon.

What?

It says here you like Jeongmi more. You're so greedy.

Why are you reading someone else's journal? What do you think you're doing?

There are no secrets between family. Am I a stranger?

Don't read it! Why are you reading someone else's journal?

Oh, my.

Oh, so boys need privacy, too? Okay.

But you really need to end things with Suyeon. Got it?

And you should put your dirty underwear in the washing machine. Right away.

They were lying around under your bed. See?

Do you understand? Our Minyong doesn't want to see you anymore.

Why not? Who are you to say anything?

I'm saying something because I have a right to.

You little...

He's busy studying. Stop bothering him and wait until college to date.

If you don't, you're going to get in trouble, okay?

- What are you doing? - Oh, Minyong.

Did you say something to her? Did you?

Please, just stay out of my life. What's wrong with you?

Mother asked me to please get involved in your life.

Minyong, the exam isn't far off. Father and Mother are worried.

Just wait a few months.

You can date as many girls as you want in college. Okay?

Oh, my, oh, my.

Hurry in now.

Just wait until I go to college. I'm moving out as soon as I can.

I'm going to die from hunger.

- I'm hungry. I want to go home. - Yumi, hold on a minute.

Dad, what happened?

Honey, honey! Just put out what we have.

Set the table?

We're going to die waiting for those crabs. Set the table. It's not coming.

Junha, what happened? The water's all gone again.

Wait!

Man, what's going on?

Hello?

Hey, Jeongsik, you punk! Why is it so hard to get a hold of you?

Oh, I'm sorry, Junha. Business is at its peak right now.

When did you send the crabs? They're still not here.

What?

Didn't you send them by messenger?

Oh, I told an employee to do it. Maybe he forgot.

What?

Hey. The goods are here!

Junha, I'll check and get back to you.

Man, what is this? If he's going to send them, he should make sure of it.

Hey, Junha, what should we do? Everyone's really hungry.

Wait a minute...

It's here, it's here!

- Who is it? - Messenger.

Mom! Mom! Boil the water!

- Is it finally here? - Nice.

- Does Lee Junha live here? - It's here! What took so long?

- Sorry. There were a lot of orders. - I see...

- Sign here, please. - Sure.

Addressee Lee Junhak

Here you go.

Thank you.

Come here, everyone.

- I'm hungry. - Youngduk snow crabs!

It must be a mistake.

Addresser Yu Seongcheol

The water's boiling. They want you to bring it quickly.

O-okay.

- I'm hungry. - Younduk snow crabs!

Open it. Let's put them in.

Wow, Youngduk snow crab.

Wow.

It's not crab, it's shrimp! Really big shrimp!

That's not shrimp, it's lobster. Why are you so stupid?

How am I stupid? Minho, shrimp is 'lobster' in English, right?

No.

But why did they send lobster? You said they were sending crabs.

What? Well... Lobsters are more expensive than crabs.

- That was nice of him... - How do you cook lobsters?

Call Mom.

These are really expensive. How many are in here?

- Wow. - That looks good.

Why are there so many?

Why do I feel so nervous? Let's eat quickly and go somewhere else.

Why?

I'm getting a bad feeling for some reason. I think she's going to butt in again...

Who?

And he says he's not dating? He can't fool me.

Oh, but this isn't enough evidence.

There we go.

What do you think you're doing?

This is good. It's really good.

- I like the grilled ones better. - I like the steamed ones better.

Hey, Junha, thanks to you we're eating really well today.

It's really good, Dad.

I thought you only had useless fools for friends.

Help yourselves.

Hey, why aren't you eating?

What? I am.

- That must be Haemi. - I'll get it!

Who is...

Hi, do you remember me? I just delivered a package here.

Yes, and?

There's been a mistake.

I ordered lobsters because I'm having some guests,

but the box was delivered here by mistake.

Oh, really? I thought it was ours...

Well, you signed for it, so I thought it was right, but...

You have this, right?

What? Oh, no.

- What? - What?

Well... We thought it was ours, so we ate it...

- What? - What?

You mean you didn't even check and you just ate them? All of them?

I thought it was ours.

What? But the addressee and addresser are all different.

And you're saying you thought it was yours? That doesn't make any sense.

Do you know how much that cost?

I'm sorry.

Junha, who is it?

Oh... A friend. I'll be right back.

Look... I'm sorry, but let's talk out here.

- Hold it. - Let's talk outside.

Tell your friend to come in.

Grandma, are there any more grilled ones?

What? There are no more grilled ones. Do you want a steamed one?

- Okay. - Hey, hey, give me some more sauce.

I really don't understand this. Really.

I'm sorry. I'll wire the money to you tomorrow.

That's not the problem. Everyone's waiting at my house right now!

This is theft, is what it is!

This way. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.

I just can't get sick of these. I can't get sick of them.

We're eating really well thanks to Junha.

Yumi, here.

Thanks.

I'm sorry.

It's not my fault. I checked before we gave it to him.

This is theft, is what it is. You did this on purpose.

Did you know?

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Well, I just... You ate all those lobsters?

I just...

Bloopers

I see. This is the reality of my married life.

Everyone else thinks I'm living with a bear... Shoot. Again.

Everyone else said I was living with a bear of a husband...

She's not in her right mind. What's wrong?

I see. This is the reality of my married life.

Everyone else said I was living with a bear of a husband, but I didn't think so.

I argued that I was living with a sweet and kind man.

I'm sorry. I'll do it again. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.

I see. This is the reality of my married life.

Everyone else said I was living with a bear of a husband, but I didn't think so.

I argued that I was living with a sweet and kind man.

I was stupid.

I was stupid.

Okay, okay.

Already? Wow, Minyong. Minyong?

Minyong?

Minyong, what? I'm sorry.

You really like me, don't you... Minyong?

Do you want more?

Here, tell me if you want more.

Go!

Go.

What are you doing?

[ Next Episode ]

No, no. Why do you always accuse me? I didn't take it.

Can I stay here tonight?

What?

- Hot! Hot! - Oh, no, oh, no.

Stop it, Yunho!

What the...

You used to say my farts were cute.

That refined man was so startled.

If she wants to have an affair, fine! If she wants a divorce, fine!

What's wrong with you?

You can't just drink what I suggested? Why do you have to have it your way?