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That guy's gonna
break his neck.

Go, Nicky, go!

It's very difficult for him
to deal with Nicky's handicap.

Handicap? He's retarded.

'Who can love a son
who's retarded?'

Everybody see this?
It's nitroglycerin!

What are you talking about?

That's right.
That's where you died.

'Can Shake jump over
this moving plane?'

'A split second off
could mean certain death.'

'Here we go!'

Little early for
rush-hour traffic.

- What do you think?
- Let me guess.

An overheated rent-a-heap
with two beautiful

French girls visiting
LA for the first time.

Right. Dream on, boss.

- Hi, Ponch, Bobby.
- Hi, Kathy.

- Hi, Kathy.
- What's cooking?

Oh, about 500 dozen
farm-fresh eggs, jumbo.

- 'What a waste.'
- Yeah. Poor guy.

He didn't see traffic
up ahead slowing.

We haven't even been able
to see what's causing the jam.

We'll check it out, okay?

Oh, yeah. I mean, what
good are cracked eggs?

I mean, I'd be lucky
to get a penny apiece.

Did you say a penny apiece?

Yeah.

'That guy's gonna jump
those car carriers?'

That guy's gonna
break his neck.

You alright?

Sure.

Shake?

Shake Patterson?
I don't believe it.

Bobby.

- You two know each other?
- Are you kidding?

Frank Poncherello,
meet Shake Patterson

'the craziest guy I ever met.'

Nice to meet you.

Last time I saw you was
at the Pomona Fairgrounds.

You were falling then too.

Hey, I don't fall...much.

You want the honors,
or should I do it?

I'll do it, Ponch.

Don't tell me
the uniform's for real.

I thought you were
going to a costume party.

No. I decided to use my
brains to make a living.

Yeah? And where did
you get all the brains?

- Ha ha ha.
- How's your little brother?

I heard he just took
the speedway championship again.

Yeah, and now he's
a cadet at the CHP Academy.

Well, let's all get together.

Hey, you better make it soon,
while you're still in one piece.

See ya, buddy.

Hey, don't forget to sign this.

A ticket?

My publicist is gonna love this.

Here you go.

You know
that maniac?

Shake's a great
guy, Ponch.

We all gotta go riding
together some time.

Not today, partner.

I got a date.

What else is new?
Blond or brunette?

Brunette.

'That's very good, Nicky.'

'You got good timing, Nicky.'

Alright. You're
doing good time.

Alright. Come on,
come on.

Here we go!
Here we go!

Doing good time.

Oh, boy, you did
real good, buddy.

Thanks, Ponch.
There's my dad.

Come on, I'll race
you over there.

- Alright.
- Here's your hat.

Come on. Come on. Run, run, run.

Come on, run, run.

Run. Run.

Keep running.

Hi, Mr. Grieve.

Nicky's really
hitting his stride.

You know, you ought to come
watch us some afternoon.

Plenty of room in the bleachers.

I'm busy in the afternoons.

Ah. Counting on
you for Saturday.

You know, statewide competition.
Kids from all over.

If you don't mind,
we're in a hurry.

'Nicky, get in the car.'

Alright, dad. See you, Ponch.

- Alright.
- Nicky..

Bye, Nicky.

Yeah, I'm coming. Bye, Ponch.

'Bye, Nicky.'

- Was that Mr. Grieve?
- Yeah.

Oh, I wanted to talk to him.

Forget it. He disappears
faster than Houdini.

Doesn't he ever
get out of his car?

Not since I've been head coach
of the Special Olympics.

Of course, that's
only been two years.

You know, if Nicky just got a
little encouragement from home.

Nah.

Most parents
of retarded kids

are so glad
to give them support.

Ponch, listen to me.

Your work with the kids
is really important

and you do it very well

but getting involved
where you shouldn't

just doesn't do anyone any good.

If that's a warning,
lady, it's a little late.

'Hit the right signal light.'

Left signal.

'Excellent car.'

What is it, '68 or '69?

She's a '69.

That's the year
they made cars

like they're
supposed to be.

Big, V8 engines.

Give this to
the judge, Mr. Klane.

It's proof that you
fixed the taillight.

You do your own work?

Oh, yeah, all of it.

You mind if I look
under the hood?

No. Let me show ya.

Ah, it's beautiful.

Yeah, she sure is.

You know, I spent 15 years
on a V8 assembly line.

I was a master mechanic. Got
a letter of commendation once.

Boy, I'll bet you did.

This engine's clean
enough to fry an egg on.

Ooh, don't say egg.

- Goodbye, Mr. Klane.
- You know something?

I think that's the first
ticket I ever had.

From a woman too.

I hope it's your last.

What do they call you?
Patrolman? Patrolperson?

They call me Officer Linahan.

She's a nice lady, but I don't
like women riding motorcycles.

Times change, Mr. Klane.

Yeah, they sure do.

So do cars.

That's why everybody's
buying these little

econoboxes with
V-nothing engines.

That's why I got laid off.

- Nelson. Nelson!
- Yes, sarge.

Uh, not you, Bruce.
Your time will come.

But yourtime is now.

Where's your report about this
maniac who jumps car carriers?

I didn't write
one, sarge.

Last week, you said for
simple cites, I shouldn't--

What?

It's just a ticket.
What's the problem?

'The problem is,
it's not just a ticket.'

It's an important ticket.

Uh-h-h...what's
an important ticket?

Would you explain it
to him, Poncherello?

An important ticket
is any ticket

the captain asks
the sarge about.

Thank you, Frank.

And the captain wants
to know everything

about this one-man circus.

So do it, Nelson. Now.

- I don't get it.
- Yeah.

How do you know what
you're supposed to tell him?

He'll tell you.

- Excuse me.
- Hey.

What do you
have, Grossie?

Eggs. Nature's gift
to hungry stomachs.

'This is just the first case.'

I bought 750 semi-cracked
eggs at a penny apiece!

'Huh? Great deal!'

If you like eggs.

Hey, everybody likes eggs.

Hey! You think
you own the road?

Look at him, all smug.

Little piece of plastic and tin!

Shouldn't make cars that small.

You guys want war, huh?

Alright, come on!
I'll take all of you on!

Get off the road!

Ha ha! Next time, buy a big one!

Can you remember
anything, sir?

Um, the car was big.
It was really a big car.

Can you be a little
more specific, sir?

The car was huge.

- Thank you.
- 'Oh, uh, I forgot.'

As the guy drove by, I think
he yelled something like, uh

"Next time, buy a big one!"

Bon appetit.Ready for a treat?

Cream puffs. I peeked
in the locker room.

Not just ordinary cream puffs.

Oh, voila.

Boy, do they
ever look good.

And they are, and each
batch uses five dozen eggs.

Dig in.

Nelson!

What is this
theory you concocted

in your report on
the freeway hit-and-run?

Uh, I-I thought it might
be important, sarge.

This big car took out this
little imported number, and--

'What do you suggest I do?'

Put every compact
car in town

in protective custody?

Sarge, I helped my
partner write that.

I thought you
should know

in case it wasn't
an isolated incident.

Okay, Frank. You have a pretty
good sense of these things.

I'll put out an information-only
teletype. Nelson--

You don't have to say
you're sorry, sarge.

I'm not.

In your report about
Shake Patterson, your friend

you state it was a warm-up
for a bigger jump.

Now, the captain wants
to know about that.

- I was just guessing, sarge.
- But Shake's got a ranch.

He doesn't need to set up

by the freeways
to practice jumps.

If he's trying to match
wind conditions, he might.

Okay. Okay just find out for
the captain's sake, alright?

I will. I'm gonna see him today.

Alright, now, everybody
have one cream puff

and then get back
to police business.

Oh. Oh, Grossman,
what's inside these things?

Egg salad.

- Egg salad?
- Ugh.

Grossie.

Well, I-I thought I'd
use more eggs that way.

It's good, really.

It's up to you.
Come on, let's go.

Alright. Alright!
This is turning good.

Okay. Okay.

Let's hear it for
the most valuable player.

Alright.

Okay, all you future
Olympic champions

in the showers! Let's go.

Why the long face?

Hey, the statewide
game's this Saturday.

You're gonna
be right here

representing us
in the 200-meter run.

'Aren't you excited about that?'

I guess.

Nicky, this is what you've
been working so hard for.

You did it, and we're
all so proud of you.

Not everyone.

Sure, everyone.

Me, my partner Nelson

Marla, the whole team.

Not my dad.

Come on.

Go for it,
baby brother.

Let's see what a couple
of rookies can do.

Uh, the winner!

- What can I say?
- Wow! Yoo!

Did you see that
turn over there?

You better stop moving
like a little old girl.

Get outta here..

What I tell you? You'd see
the back of my leathers, huh?

- Alright.
- Bruce.

You gotta admit,
it feels good to be

crazy every once in a while.

Last time I heard you say that

you tried water-skiing
in Lake Havasu

- Yeah, on your bike.
- 'Hey!'

You're the two that
talked me into it.

What about
the Time Crazy Bruce here

wiped out doing
90 on Silver Ridge?

That wasn't a wipeout.
That was a controlled spill.

Uh, you guys miss
the life, don't you?

Sure.

But you can't keep pushing
yourself past the limit.

Or do you plan on risking
your life forever?

Don't worry about me.

After my aeronautic
super-stunt next week

I'm gonna kick back in style.

Aeronautics?

Tell us about it.

You're cops. Figure it out.

Has anyone ever done it before?

Evil Knievel said it
was totally impossible.

He should know.
He's the father of it all.

Oh, no.

You're not gonna..

I'm not gonna what?

Jump an airplane?

Your mama didn't
raise no dummies.

You're crazy.

How're you gonna get up enough

speed for the takeoff?

How you gonna land?
You'll need a parachute.

No way. That would
kill all the fun.

You saw the way I cleared those

car carriers in the canyon.

It's the same jump.

You cleared it, alright

but you were horizontal
when you landed.

It's crazy, Shake.

The real question is

whether you're crazy
enough to help me.

Now let somebody pay
good money for you!

Bobby, no one could
jump a bike over a plane.

Shake's gonna kill himself.

Not with us as his
pit team he won't.

He can do it.

'15, Mary 6 and 7,
deranged person'

'destroying property
at the Mini-Car Mart'

'Greenfield and Levine.'

LA 15, Mary 6 and 7 responding.

I got the license number.
We'll get him.

We better, before
he kills someone.

- Mrs. Grieve?
- Yes.

I'm Frank Poncherello.

I'd like to talk
to you about Nicky.

Oh, you're Ponch.

Nicky talks about
you all the time.

- Please come in.
- Thank you.

Gordon?

Come have a seat.

Alright.

Gordon?

Ah, there he is.

Melissa, the officer's
a busy man.

I have time, Mr. Grieve.

I just wanted to..

I really enjoy
working with Nicky.

Meeting him.

He's a great kid.

'Thank you.'

It would mean a lot
to him if you both

could come to the Special
Olympics this weekend.

I'd like to, officer,
but, uh, I've been working

pretty hard this week.
So if that's all..

I don't get you.
He's your son.

'He works so hard to
make you proud of him.'

A little support
would go a long way.

What do you know about it?

What do you know
about me or my family?

Gordon.

Please excuse
my husband, officer.

It's, it's very
difficult for him

to deal with Nicky's handicap.

Handicap?

You make it sound so nice.

He's retarded.

'Who can love a son
who's retarded?'

Oh...I'm...I'm
really sorry, Melissa.

Of course, you are.

It's...it's very
difficult for Gordon.

You see..

...he was a real..

...Olympic...track champion.

I know. I checked you out.

Your son's trying
to be a champion too

in his own class.

A little support from his
dad would mean a lot to him.

We had Nicky
so late.

We weren't supposed
to have any children.

We expected so much.

You got something special.

I'll be there.

'Okay. Here's Shake
working with the moving ramp.'

'Now, see, that was not
a good, strong liftoff'

'and that proves my point.'

Oh!

Now, look how much
better a liftoff this is.

Looks like he's totally
in control, doesn't it?

Perfect landing..

'...but yet he loses it.'

'I just don't know.'

Now, that's a lot more
hairy than speedway racing.

Well, what
do you think?

I think it was a lousy thing

to watch during lunch.

That's okay. Lunch was lousy.
What are these things?

Deviled eggs.

What's the sticky
stuff on top?

- Meringue.
- Ugh!

Come on, Harlan, where did
the other jumpers go wrong?

They crashed, man.
That should always be avoided.

I'll make a note of that.

While you're at it, make
a note about the handlebars.

I think the liftoff
can be improved

if we lower their angle
about three or four degrees.

You're right.

I used to rake
them down like that

to blast off the starting line

and balanced it out
with bigger tires.

Alright. That will give
Shake the edge he needs.

You guys should join
a chapter of crazies anonymous.

- Nelson.
- I didn't do it, sarge.

Uh, didn't do what?

Whatever it is
you said I did.

You mean I shouldn't
congratulate you

on getting
the license-plate number

of the suspect in
the compact-car lot?

'I ran a check through DMV,
came up with a positive ID.'

Oh, that?
Yeah, I did that.

Good. Let's keep
a continuity on the follow-up.

You both can talk to his wife.

Bobby, admit it. You can't win.

- Uh, sarge.
- Yeah.

I bet the captain's happy
about Shake's super-stunt.

I mean, we're gonna be
miles away from any freeway

and the FAA gave him the green
light for next Thursday.

No, Nelson.
The captain's furious.

'He's gonna be in
Sacramento on Thursday.'

He really wanted
to see that jump.

I can't win.

- Mrs. Betty Klane?
- Yes?

'We stopped by your house.'

Your daughter told us
that you might know

where we can
find your husband.

Oh, no. What's he done?

- 'Is he alright?'
- We need to talk to him.

Well, he should be
out looking for a job.

He's done something
terrible, hasn't he?

I knew there was something
wrong this morning at breakfast.

Did he say anything?

No. I just knew it.

I knew it.

He just hasn't been himself

since he's been laid off
from the auto plant.

He's looked so hard
for another job.

But he's a good man.

Would you please
give us a call

when he does
come home?

- Yes. Alright.
- Thank you.

Thank you.

- Everything's set.
- You sure?

Just like the real thing.

Oh, minus the moving
plane, of course.

These ribbons
will give us an idea

what kinda height
you're capable of.

Let's do it.

Go get them, Shake.

There's no need
to congratulate him.

He didn't make it.

What are you talking about?

That's right.

See where that ribbon broke?
That's where you died.

I don't understand
you sometimes, Ponch.

Mrs. Klane's gonna
find out anyway.

Why don't you tell her what
her husband's been doing?

Hey, hot dog,
this is America.

He's not guilty yet.

No. Just unemployed.

That's the crime.

I know. I wish it
was cut and dried too.

All bad guys should
be totally evil

but it doesn't always
work out that way.

'Any unit in the vicinity,
assist in the search'

'for a runaway in
the Granada Hills area.'

'Subject is a ten-year-old male'

'last seen wearing a red T-shirt
and brown corduroy pants'

'answers to the name
of Nicky Grieve.'

It's Nicky!

There he is,
up on the spillway.

- 'Good thing it's still dry.'
- Yeah, for how long?

It flows twice
a day. Come on.

LA 15..

Ponch, the water's coming.

Hi, Ponch.

You haven't
got much time.

Alright, Nicky.
Just take it easy.

Just stay calm.

Alright. Let me go. Let me go.

Alright, Nicky. Alright.
Just stay there, now.

Okay, Nicky, stay cool.
I got you, now.

Come on this way.
It's gonna be alright.

Hurry up, Ponch.

Come on, Nicky.

Come on, pull
your leg over.

Come on. Alright.
You got it. You got it.

Nicky. Nicky.

- Hi, mom.
- Oh, I love you.

Hi, dad.

Hey, Ponch.

The takeoff ramp is in place.

We should gain a foot
more acceleration space.

Yeah. A foot more
than Harlan figured.

- Right.
- 'Hey, Shake.'

You sure you wanna
go through with this?

Hey, Ponch, Shake's
already done it.

That was under
simulated conditions.

And now that I've seen
this setup for real

I...I-I think prudence
dictates we postpone

for a week, just to fine-tune.

Wait a minute, I'm the one
that's supposed to be

getting chicken,
not you guys.

Maybe Harlan is right.

Hey, I've lived my whole
life for this moment

'and I'm not gonna miss it
no matter what happens.'

Now, there's gonna be a crowd
out there to see me jump today.

Newspapers, TV,
the works

and I'm not gonna
disappoint 'em.

I'm gonna be right
there in the spotlight

with you
or without you.

I've always been a sucker
for the spotlight myself.

I'm with you, buddy.

- Go for it.
- Alright.

'Hello, America, I'm Stu Mayhan'

'at Indian Dunes
in Southern California'

'and like everyone here,
I'm waiting'

'to see the impossible.'

'In just a few moments'

'daredevil motorcyclist
Shake Patterson'

'will try to jump over
a moving airplane.'

'That's a feat that's
never before been attempted.'

'The plane is a Pitts Special.
It's piloted by Art Shaw.'

'And it'll be traveling at
a speed of 80 miles an hour.'

'That's when Shake
will race his cycle'

'up the takeoff ramp,
over the plane'

'and land on the ramp
on the other side.'

'That's more than
a hundred feet away.'

Any hesitation or miscalculation

on Shake's part,
even a split second off

could mean certain death.

Now, if there's a burning
question on everybody's lips

about this death-defying
feat, the question is, "Why?"

Well, in the spirit
of true journalism

I talked to Shake
this afternoon

and I got this answer.

Everyone's been
asking me that.

So I might as well
give you the lowdown.

All I know is..

So that's why
I'm still here.

And I wanna add,
no one, I mean no one

should attempt
a stunt like this

without the proper
equipment, training

and a lot of hard work.

Hopefully that hard work
is about to pay off.

But as for why...
that's anybody's guess.

Okay, Shake,
you're gonna do it

but I think you
owe us the answer.

It's simple, when you're
born on the wrong side

of a no-account town,
you're marked for life as trash.

'Today, that mark
comes off. Understand?'

Yeah. Great way to meet girls.

Okay. We got Shake Patterson
ready to go now.

See you on the other side.

Shake.

'Art is making his last turn'

'before making
his final approach.'

'Shake is doing the same.
It's all systems go.'

'This has got to be a tense
moment for young Patterson.'

'All his weeks of
practicing and preparation'

'have brought him
to this moment.'

'It's a moment of truth.'

'And as Art starts his
approach toward the ramp'

'Shake now needs every ounce
of concentration he can muster.'

But it's timing. They gotta
cross at the same time.

Alright. Art's coming downwind
now, making a left face.

'The tension
begins to mount now.'

'Can it be done? Can Shake
jump over this moving plane?'

'Concentration, timing'

'that's the whole secret
to the whole thing.'

'Here comes Art.'

'Shake looks at the plane.
He's got to be right on.'

'Shaw coming out
of his final loop.'

'Hang on to your seats now.'

'Here we go!'

He made it! What a spectacular
feat, a great, great jump!

'Here comes Shake
with a victory wave'

'and there's
a victory roll from Art.'

'Boy, this team really
put it together today.'

Alright! I told you!

'All units, proceed immediately'

'to the Grenadier compact
auto parts warehouse.'

'Suspect, Norman Klane.'

Everybody see this?

It's nitroglycerin.

I'm gonna blow up every part
in this factory, so get back.

'Go on, move! I mean now!'

If he does, the whole
neighborhood's gonna go up too.

- Do we have time to evacuate?
- No.

You guys too.
Come on, move, now.

Mr. Klane, please...
put down the nitro.

'Never.'

We wanna help you,
but you got to--

Don't you understand?

I've got to do it.

I've got to. I don't have
anything left to lose.

'Nothing!'

What about Betty? You know,
we talked to her today.

Betty? You talked to Betty?

She's worried
about you, you know?

She was 19 years old
when we got married.

'And I-I did everything I could'

'to make it right.'

I mean...I worked hard.
I tried.

And I thought when you
tried and you worked hard

I mean, man, this is America.
We put a man on the moon.

It just don't seem right
to leave a guy with nothing

especially when
I'm willing to work.

- Mr. Klane.
- Hey!

If you're gonna
try and take this..

...you're gonna
have to kill me.

You're gonna
have to shoot me.

Go ahead. Do it.

Hello, Mr. Klane.

What-what are you doing here?

Now, come on,
you're gonna get hurt.

'This is no place for a lady.'

Don't you remember me?
Officer Linahan.

You were explaining
to me about big cars.

Lady, please. Now, come on.

Just move over here
with the rest of them.

Come on. It don't
matter anymore.

It does matter. You matter.

I understand, Mr. Klane.

'There are people
that will help you.'

- Look, I don't wanna hurt you.
- I know.

I mean, I'd never
hurt a woman, you know.

I appreciate that, Mr. Klane.

Ponch.

Here.

'Good morning,
ladies and gentlemen.'

'I'd like to welcome
you to the California'

'Special Olympics this year.'

'We're about to begin
our first race'

'and it looks great.
Here we go.'

'Go, go, go, athletes!
Go, go, go!'

'In lane one,
that's San Francisco.'

'Judy, San Francisco.'

'Lane two, that's
Brad from Sacramento.'

'Lane three, that's
Helen from San Bernardino.'

'Lane four, Judy, Tri-Valley.'

'Lane five, Louise.'

'Lane six, Tri-Valley,
also, Helen.'

'Go, go, go, athletes! Go, go!'

'We still have a couple
of athletes running.'

'Keep cheering, folks.'

'Little further. Alright.'

'Alright, ladies and gentlemen,
you will notice'

'to my right, to your left'

'we have the high jump,
uh, starting down there'

'and these athletes have
been practicing all year'

'with the Red Cross
volunteers and their coaches'

'and there goes a guy.
Okay! Nice jump.'

'How about a nice little hand
for him? He seemed excited.'

'Behind me, directly
in front of you'

'we have
the softball competition'

'and again, the coaches
and volunteers'

'have been working
with these athletes'

'as with the high jumpers'

'and, uh, and the broad
jumpers to their right'

'uh, all year long.'

'They've really
done a fine job.'

'And, uh, it means
a lot to these kids'

'not only the coaches
and volunteers'

'but your
participation as well.'

'There-there's a fellow right
there getting a gold medal'

'and he looks a little
happy, I'd say, huh?'

'Ladies and gentlemen,
as I mentioned earlier..'

- You're gonna take this race.
- Alright.

- You have to, alright?
- Okay.

Hey, look up there.

'Our next race we, uh, we have'

'quite a few of those
areas in this competition.'

'From division 2,
race number 152.'

Alright. Come on.
This is your heat, Nicky.

- Are you ready?
- Alright. Go get them, Nicky.

'San Diego, Pomona,
and Kern County.'

'Uh, this should
be quite a race.'

'Uh, we've been looking
forward to this all day.'

'That's Nicky from Tri-Valley
and John from Tri-Valley.'

'Joey from San Diego.'

'In lane one, we have Brian,
and we're just about set to go'

'and please cheer,
cheer them on'

'as, uh, as you've been doing.'

'Go! Here we go!
That's it! Great start!'

'Lane one, that's Brian
from San Francisco!'

'Lane two, that's Nicky
from Tri-Valley!'

'John from Tri-Valley
in lane three.'

'That's Joey in lane
four from San Diego.'

'Lane five, that's
Kevin from Pomona'

'and Matthew in lane
six from Kern County.'

'Go, go, go, athletes! Go! Go!'

'Go, Kevin! Go, Joey! Go, John!'

'Go, Brian, Nicky,
and Matthew! Go, go, go!'

'Come on, athletes,
you can do it!'

'Go, go, go!
Oh, no! That's, uh..'

'Somebody fell down,
and I'll get that to you.'

'I think it's Tri-Valley.
It's either John or Nicky.'

'I'm just told it's Nicky.'

'He got up! Go, Nicky!
Go! Fabulous!'

'Go, Nicky, go.
Cheer him on, folks!'

- That's it, son. Go!
- 'Go, Nicky! Go! Go!'

'Come on, Kevin, Joey,
John, Nicky, Brian, Matthew!'

'Go, go, go! You can do it!'

'You can do it!
A little further!'

'A little further. Come on,
Nicky! Come on, Matthew!'

'Go, go, go! We love you!'

'Go, go, go, Brian, Kevin!'

'Go, go! A little further!
A little further!'

'We love you! Go!
Come on! Go! Go! Go!'

'You're wonderful! Go, go, go!'

'Kevin from Pomona!
Matthew from Kern County!'

'Joey, San Diego!'

'John and Nicky from Tri-Valley!
A little further!'

'Brian from San Francisco!'

'Go, go, go!'

'Go, go, go!'

'We have our first finisher!'

'Go! There's still athletes!'

'Cheer them on,
ladies and gentlemen!'

'Go, go, go!'

'Alright! What a race,
ladies and gentlemen!'

'How about a nice hand
for these athletes?'

'What a fabulous job,
a fabulous, fabulous job!'

- I lost, dad.
- Lost?

You're a champion, son,
and don't you forget it.

I hope that grin means
you'll be back next year.

Try and keep me away.

I love you, mom.

- 'Have a good time?'
- 'Yes, sir.'

'Good.'

'You'll both be happy to know'

the judge recommended
probation for Mr. Klane

on the condition he
receives psychiatric help.

I'm so glad.

Good. I'm hungry.

In honor of you, Shake Patterson

a new specialty.

Les oeufs a la daredevil.

What's that?

Eggs.

Oh, boy, eggs.