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(Транскрибовано за допомогою TurboScribe.ai. Оновити до Необмеженого, щоб прибрати це повідомлення.) You gotta get Bob a drink.

Stop wiping that counter, you've been doing that

too much.

Get him a drink.

What do you want?

A coke.

You heard him.

Get the man a coke.

A coke?

Okay.

Gentlemen and ladies, this is the show you've

been waiting for.

This is the show you've been dying to

see.

All the way from Egypt, these girls bring

you the best strip routine the world has

ever seen.

The Go-Go Mummies!

Nice, nice, sweet, look, look.

Now what do you think?

Eh, not bad, not bad.

Oh man, look at her.

So what do you think?

So far so good.

You guys are shaping up.

We're getting into it.

Sweet.

Great.

You know what?

Give me a triple zombie.

This is the show.

Hey bartender, get me another drink.

Another coaster?

Hello?

Get me a straight whiskey.

Hey Turan, have a seat man, have a

drink with us.

Man, I didn't know you had it in

you.

Man, these girls, the crowd, they just love

it.

Man, this is great.

Now you guys see this?

What is it?

This is your mortgage.

Don't worry about a thing from here on

out guys, we're in business together.

I've never seen girls like this.

It's like they're from another time, like they're

really mummies or something.

This is incredible you guys.

Hey guys, what's that?

That thing over there.

It looks like the all-seeing eye of

Horace.

Huh?

That's just the TV.

What's it do?

Well, if you look at it, then it

shows you pictures.

What's up sir?

Anonka wants to know what the TV is.

What's this about the all-seeing eye?

The all-seeing eye?

Can you see this?

No, nobody can see this.

It's crazy.

There.

Wow, look at that.

Look at that ass.

You don't understand dad.

Get out of here, I don't want to

stay in here.

Women.

Beautiful, isn't it?

The murderous acts took place in a sequence

that had police baffled right now.

The murderous acts are horrific.

The similarity is undeniable at this time.

Yes folks, it looks like there is a

psychotic serial killer in our midst once again.

It is thought for sure that these unspeakable

crimes are related.

The damage and carnage with all the bodies

being torn into incredible pieces like they were

can only point to one thing, says the

chief of police.

Do we have that footage?

We do not have that footage at this

time.

But I do have this information that just

came in.

It seems that a strange dust was found

at all the scenes of the crimes.

The strange dust, according to some experts, said

it can only be found in one part

of the world, and that is Egypt.

But the strange thing about this dust is

that it is only found on ancient Egyptian

mummies.

More on this story as it develops.

The chief of police should be with us

at any time now.

Give me this.

What's the matter?

It's Clarice.

He's after us.

Who was that guy?

Where did he go?

What is this?

Are you two wizards or something?

It's just a freaking TV.

Look man, they don't know what it is

and they've never seen the TV.

It's going to be okay baby.

This is too weird.

What do you think?

This is what I was really looking for.

Where did the little guy go?

There is no little man, it's just a

guy on TV.

Like that makes sense to them.

What the hell makes sense to you lords?

We've got to stop him.

Okay, who are we supposed to stop?

Clarice, he's going to kill us all.

Tell me this.

Clarice, what is this?

Camel cigarettes.

Do we have to pass?

Tangoos, they can bring life to death.

Where can we get tangoos?

I think we can get some at the

health institute.

What are we waiting for?

Come on, let's go.

Come on, nothing.

Go to sleep.

Besides, there's nothing open right now anyway.

You know what, I think we should just

take care of this tango.

This is a health food store?

Listen, do you have anything called tana leaves?

You kids looking to score some pot?

Pot?

Is that like tana leaves?

It's marijuana little girl.

No, we're just looking for tana leaves.

Look pal, don't get so touchy.

I can get you anything you want.

Trips, rolls, cane, crystal, hell.

Rusty, whatever you want, I can get it.

No, just tana leaves.

I got goofballs.

You girls would love that.

I want some goofballs.

Yeah, and some of that heroin.

No, we just want tana leaves.

Are you a cop, buddy?

No, we just want tana leaves.

I've got glass, kids.

You'd like that.

You ever smoke it?

Look, all we want is tana leaves.

What's that shit?

Hey guys, I found the tana leaves.

What's this?

I didn't know I had that stuff.

How much are the leaves, dude?

Call it what you want for it.

I don't know.

Does this stuff get you high?

No, it's just tana leaves.

It doesn't get you high.

What the hell do you want it for,

then?

How much are they?

Cool it, man.

Let's see.

How about 50 bucks?

50 bucks for a can of leaves?

Cool it, daddy-o.

That stuff's hard to get.

Like it's way upstairs.

You didn't even know it was in this

place a few minutes ago.

What do you mean?

Come on, just pay him for it, dude.

Just pay him the money.

We really need the tana leaves.

Let's use a medicine.

Pay him and get out of here.

Come on.

Now, there's a smart girl.

She's pretty cute, too.

Yes.

All right, go get the money.

Okay.

Yeah.

Let's get out of here.

Yeah, come on.

You girls come back anytime.

And you, punk, I never want to see

your pseudo-white ass around here again.

You hear me, punk?

You bitch.

Wait a minute.

Anonka?

Why didn't this bring Clarice here?

Hera?

That's right.

Find us.

That's right.

But then he can't go on killing innocent

people.

I guess we can't let him do that,

but what can we do?

We're the only ones that know how to

kill him.

That's right.

How is that?

Think, Hera.

What freed us from being entombed mummies?

Yeah.

What was that?

Our virginities, of course.

Come on, Hera, we got a show to

do.

Get ready.

Thank you.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

You don't believe all this crap about money

and shit that the girls keep talking about

do you?

And dude I don't know but what the

hell is that?

This must be some kind of joke or

something.

If it's a joke, I wasn't in on

it.

Good lord.

Clarice, he's here!

And he looks pissed, let's get out of

here.

No wait, we can take him now.

I feel like a scared little kid in

a monster movie.

Me too!

What's a monster movie?

I don't know, Toron told me about them.

Oh well whatever it is, I think I

just saw too many of those too.

Alright let's get out of here.

Oh!

I'll go get the tantalies!

I'll take them!

Yes!

Get out of here man!

I

Can't

Oh Oh

Man that was great guys.

This is even better than the other show

This was the curse of Paris Man, can

we do this again, babes?

The show is over Man, we're gonna make

millions guys Where'd you guys go?

I

don't

know I

Still haven't received the mummies that I bought

from you.

Yes, mr.

Clark Don't worry about a thing.

I will see to it personally that the

mummies are delivered to you Okay Well, just

see to it.

Yes, mr.

Clark Goodbye, sir Oh

Okay, that's good very good