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♪ Murder most horrid! ♪

Hello?

Hello?

Dr Marshall?

Yes. Who are you?

So you came, then.

What is this nonsense?

So what's your interest

Have you, Dr Marshall? Ms Marshall -

It doesn't mean anything to you,

It's you, isn't it?

Elena Osman.

God, you look terrible!

You killed my husband.

You killed him! My job

It was a routine operation!

You were supposed to wait

I haven't wasted my time

No! I'm going to have

You're mad! You haven't a chance!

Even if I lose, it won't look

"TV Doctor Killed My Husband!"

I spoke to staff who were prevented

I know you went against official

to admit that you couldn't handle

Er... look. Why don't we have

Won't you have a coffee with me?

Come on, come on.

All right.

Good.

I'll just... park the Jeep up.

ENGINE STARTS

TYRES SQUEAL

Shit.

Welcome back. In Part One

we saw how a box of drawing pins,

for a woodwork teacher, Martin Pike.

With the nearest hospital

Our medical expert, Kate Marshall,

Yes, thank you, Gavin.

An ordinary woodwork bench, some

Not the ideal way to perform

but it was enough

That's right, Kate. Good.

Could you get on here? Thank you.

Now, Martin had a pneumothorax -

brought about by air

To alleviate the pressure,

was forced into Martin's chest,

As staff members held Martin down,

this large mallet was used to drive

But even that wasn't enough.

They used this drill...

DRILL WHIRS

just here, so they could insert...

...this tubing,

That was put in here... so.

Next, they cleared the tube

She's done that before!

HE CHUCKLES

'A simple but effective valve

'Air could get out,

TV CLICKS OFF

(There's a first!)

Are you doing anything wacky

Just the usual zany surgery,

Not as important as pushing a bed

We just want to save the hospital.

BLEEPING

Thunderbirds are go!

VOMIT GUSHES

Let the porter do that -

What have we got? Internal bleeding.

Likelihood of a perforated bowel.

Hit-and-run victim. Oh?

Found at a service station.

Been there quite a while.

Well? Blood pressure falling

90 systolic. She's tachycardic.

Kate?

Kate!

Er... right... put a central line in,

Done. I need eight units,

Blood pressure falling. Abdomen

Blow to the head and spinal

Blood pressure still falling.

Abdomen looks OK for the time being.

Blood pressure stable

The bowel is a real mess.

What bastard left her like this?

It's like murder.

Let's hope she makes it.

Er, Kate?

Here's our surgeon in action,

Everything's under control,

I hope you don't mind -

I thought I'd let the students

The first to pass out

HE MUNCHES

Can you just get back, please?

Kate, I think you nicked the colon.

STUDENT MUNCHES

Do you mind if I have a quick look?

So what would happen if we just

Simon? No?

Naresh? The patient would develop

This isn't University Challenge.

If any of you make it to consultant,

now you know how you'll be treated.

You did a good job... in the end!

Is it necessary? Just until

We've a bed in the ITU, Ms Marshall.

Side room? There's someone in there.

Are you a nurse or a hotel

Yes, Ms Marshall.

There's some people here to see you.

What people? Police officers.

MUFFLED DISCUSSION

Don't do it, I'm telling you!

Don't do it! Can I help you?

Erm... Detective Inspectors

So, is she gonna live, then? Sorry?

The hit-and-run victim - terrible

We're in charge of the

Me?

Well, you were the surgeon

Could you inform us as to the nature

You're that doctor on telly!

What state is she in?

No, no... sorry.

I mean in several places

She's got massive internal bleeding,

So what's Gavin Campbell like?

Nice.

He seems it. Clever bloke, I heard.

Well, er...

the victim's name is Mrs Osman.

Lived alone - widowed.

Hooper!

With your experience,

which struck the lady?

No. No. No, no, no. No, I couldn't.

Generally, are we speaking

No, I don't think so. They're very

I'd say you're looking at something

Robin Reliant? Yep... yep.

Would the TV people

Well... thank you, Doctor.

We HAVE phoned around the garages.

Oh, why? Why?!

Yeah, why?

HE SPLUTTERS

Because whoever hit Mrs Osman

Oh, right!

ENGINE REVS, TYRES SCREECH

Oh, Mr Theobald! I am SO sorry!

Women drivers - what are we?

But don't worry!

You won't pay a thing. Sorry!

MACHINE BLEEPS

MACHINE BLEEPS

She still there?

I've never seen her like this.

PHONE RINGS

Hello.

It's Hilary, from the studio.

What does the name "Mrs Osman"

Mrs Osman? Let me think.

Hit by a mystery driver.

Well, I had a visit from DI Morgan.

He's having trouble

Since she's your patient, how about

No, I really don't like

"Apprentice With Nail Gun" was cut!

Don't be modest, Kate.

If you know this woman,

contact us on the number

Let's hope that Mrs Osman

Perhaps she'll even come on the show

FORCES LAUGHTER

That's about it for tonight.

Now from me,

and from Katie, goodnight.

(Do not call me Katie!)

MEDIC: Save Teddy's! Save Teddy's!

Cow!

Kate, I saw Mrs Osman on the box -

Just the thing to save the hospital!

Sorry, Ms Marshall.

So, Debbie - doing anything

No, I have to go to Manchester

Sounds like a great idea!

I've got no choice, really.

Jane,

Pop down for some more, would you?

NOW, Jane!

And in here...

Ah! It's TV's Dr Kate! Duncan!

Hope you don't mind me showing my

This was the emergency splenectomy.

Righty-ho! In fact, can any of you

In this instance, Simon,

Hmm? Naresh?

Er... heparin? Could be, could be.

How much?

800 milligrammes? 800?!

We don't want to kill her! No, no!

What IS in there? In here?

Hmm...

This is... well... that's the...

Yes, of course! Well, do carry on.

Right-oh!

LIGHTLY SLAPS SKIN

If you've got other things to do,

No, they're here for seven years.

There we are, all done!

There's an interesting case

Off you go. I'd like a word

Don't think I don't know

She's been sedated for a week!

You know how much we need this bed.

I'm only doing what's best

For the patient?

OK, I'll take her off the

OK, will do!

Yep!

INAUDIBLE

Clean this mess up NOW!

Dr Kate, Dr Kate!

Yes. What are her chances?

Please don't get your hopes up.

Who ran her over? Will it help the

What do you think

Yes, what about that, Dr Kate?

Great story, Kate. Well done, Kate.

You've really caught

You got six minutes on the Nine

It says here your house

I'm sorry. It will blow over soon.

No, no! Mrs Osman and you are right

We've been finding out

Why not? Because it's none of

It's great stuff! It's a great idea.

We found out where she was born,

He died at YOUR hospital!

We want a copy. Maybe you can help.

No, I'm sorry. This whole thing

Just leave it alone, all of you!

At last!

MACHINE BLEEPS STEADILY

This whole thing

Oh, no.

SHE SIGHS

If only you hadn't dug up the past,

If I don't kill you, I won't

PHONE RINGS

Hello. Ms Marshall?

What's happened? It's Mrs Osman.

I'm on my way.

Oh... no!

Oh, no! Oh, no!

We only just found out.

Well, I'd better tell the papers.

Papers? Why, was he famous?

He?! No, that's a she!

(Mr Adams.)

The PE we brought in on the 27th.

But... I thought...

Mrs Osman is on Jenner Ward. Why?!

Jane rang to tell you.

She came to in the night.

Yeah - good news, eh? Yeah.

Has she spoken to the police?

INAUDIBLE

As you probably know, Mrs Osman

Well done, Kate.

Congratulations, Ms Marshall!

These are for Mrs Osman.

OK.

Kate! Kate!

Kate... Kate. Thank you.

Er... I think it's fantastic news

And I've got some more good news -

Er... er... well, it was me.

I ran her over, because I thought

Very amusing, Kate, but seriously...

Then I reversed back over her

You thought I was saving her,

Last night I thought I'd succeeded,

The chances are he was dying anyway,

but that's not the point -

Worse still - I'm sorry to have to

Worst of all is that I freely admit

into my neighbour Mr Theobald's

I'm saying this, because I want you

I got carried away

We should have a word

Any change?

How are you, Mrs Osman?

Who?

Mrs Osman, love -

Still got total amnesia, I'm afraid.

CLEARS THROAT

Don't you remember?

No! Where's my husband?

♪ Murder most horrid!

♪ As soft as the smoke from a barrel

♪ As cold as the blade of the knife

♪ She's a stranger

♪ A caress could cost you your life

♪ And you wake in the night

♪ Your face flushed and florid