Original subtitles

I feel

You're a tiger, you are.

D'you know what I want?

I want an all-over tan,

But first, I want more... Tiger!

MUSIC: "Get Away" by Georgie Fame

♪...Not a cloud to be seen

♪ And the sun won't wait

♪ I believe that the time is right

♪ Don't let it slip away

♪ Instead of dreaming about tomorrow

♪ You can live today

♪ If you get away... ♪

Thank you!

Come on, float like a butterfly!

Do you want that wedding-dress

Come on, girl, find the angles!

You could get a horse and cart

Sorry, Tiger!

No, that's good!

♪ If you are lonely,

♪ When someone needs you,

♪ I won't betray his trust

♪ Though people say I must...

That's it!

They're dead men!

♪...As long as he needs me! ♪

I'm drinkin' my beer.

Thank you!

You could have killed 'er!

Sandie Shaw? You can't put

She's perfect!

That was a blinding right-cross!

Well, your fiancee's

Well, Terry taught me, didn't ya?

You can visit us.

It'll be different, cos we'll

Not that it matters, of course.

You come here to meet people.

There's still tomorrow?

May the bank be full of pesetas.

What's pesetas?

Gentlemen... to Terry and Vikki!

And Spick wad!

It's beautiful!

Four foot high, it'll be. A bakery

Clancy. Ray. Yep.

Psycho.

And Tommy.

Yeah.

Me seconds.

Marzipan? Wood.!

I'd better get going, then. Bye-bye.

No need.

Got me vest.

We ran up the road,

...then he switched the engine on.

He died with a smile.

I writ a poem - look.

Ray? Yeah!

We rescued this.

That's his lucky vest, that is.

When I find out who did it,

Of course!

Terry's cut.

It's yours.

Small bank, was it (?)

He wouldn't have wanted it.

It's what he WOULDN'T have wanted.

How am I gonna live?

You can cook for us every night!

AND you can work behind the bar.

This could be a golden opportunity

We need you and you need us.

And any time you need me... I'm

I dunno what to say. I do.

Four teas... now.

Right.

Good. I don't trust Razor Eddy.

I can drive! I'd earn more!

Yo-yo Drawers at school!

No. No...

Who wants sugar?

It's all right, Terry.

They'll look after me.

♪ For a golden girl

♪ Knows when he's kissed her

♪ It's the kiss of DEATH

♪ From Mr Goldfinger

♪ Pretty girl

♪ Beware of this heart of gold

♪ This heart is cold

Two gin and lime!

♪ Only gold

♪ He loves gold

♪ He loves only gold

♪ Only gold

♪ He loves... ♪ Ice? ♪...go-o-old. ♪

"Bill and Barry Todd

"They've dined with Diana Dors

"they've been snipped by Teasy-Weasy

Who snaps us?

Coppers with Box Brownies!

That's right! You COULD be brothers.

the Everly Brothers, other brothers,

She wasn't really my auntie -

My mum didn't mind...

Scrub, scrub, all bleeding day.

NOTHING!

All you could hear...

...was the scrub.

Now that's what I CALL a woman!

Do you want your pills, Clancy? No!

They did for Terry. I got proof.

"Stay off our patch or more rats

Where are they? Gone to Spain.

Is that a Spanish rat, then?

No. It's English.

An English grey.

Had rain on it, that has.

Their people sent it.

The Todds don't do their own

So...

...who's gonna go over there

My God, of course! Why you all

It's the golden opportunity!

"Killer" - that sounds better

But that's murder! They'll die

Now it's your turn.

Clancy's boys, that's who! The last

I'm s'posed to keep my mouth shut!

You kill the Todds,

your ticket to Spain already.

The bird of prey flies south

but birds can kill!

Or maybe they can't, boys?

Hey! I'm as good as any man!

It's what Terry would want. Right!

Take the night off. Think about it.

Your tarts are in the oven.

She's bought it, boys!

Eat!

♪ You're my world,

♪ You're my world,

♪ Other eyes see the stars

♪ But for me they shine

We ran out the bank

Just before our Terry was killed

When we turned the corner

Then bang!

Hold on! That can't be right!

♪...With your hand resting in mine

♪ I feel a power so divine...

♪ You're my world,

What about the rat?!

♪ If our love ceases to be... ♪

They got it from the kitchen!

They murder Terry,

they frame the Todds,

and then they use me to kill 'em!

I'll find the angles, Terry!

I'll finish 'em off!

All four of 'em!

All four of 'em.

Look! You can see your face

We're well pleased with you,

down the Todds' place.

It's all MOUSSAKA down there!

You know what that is, don't you?

I've been thinking - I ought

Get the feel of it,

Can I have a go on your gun? You

It's simple.

It's the same.

Then coppers come, I go to prison,

Spanish coppers couldn't catch

You'll be back home in time to cook

I forgot! Well, Ray can do it, can't

I'm gonna miss the cooking, the

so I was just wondering...

What? If I could come round

Yeah!

Triffic! And I'll get the chance

I'll just get changed, do a number,

Lovely thick skin...

I know what my boys like!

OI!

The gun!

Yeah!

Well, that wasn't part of the plan!

I don't want 'ER

We can keep her sweet.

You gonna read your poems?

You've got a one-track mind!

you poof!

STOP IT!

We're a gang! We're men together!

If you was a real man,

Keep her sweet. She'll be dead soon.

She won't get out that club alive.

In the meantime, while she breathes,

she can iron.

I've found all the angles, Terry.

Don't you worry, darlin'.

Sex.

Poetry.

Ironing.

My Terry always used to say he loved

You're keen, aren't you, Tommy?

I like that, though.

Come 'ere.

No! Listen, listen, listen!

I want you to DO IT to me.

And I want you to do it to me AGAIN.

When you've done it to me AGAIN,

I want you to do it to me again and

and again and again and again

Phooor! That was lovely, wasn't it?

Well, YOU don't have to, Tommy,

because you are PURE SEX. Just being

You need a sleep. Can I practise

I want the real thing - NOW!

They think it's all over...

You're really the best, Tommy.

Why don't you roll over

What's with you and sleep? I think

Michael Caine does it.

Sssssh!

Darn this, then we'll do it again.

But this time, me on top?

Bird on top? Over my dead body!

BANG!

Four times!

You'd better go.

You see that safe, like?

There's seven thousand, four hundred

and twelve pounds in it!

That could make this place

A woman's touch.

That's all it needs.

I had a woman once.

But she betrayed me.

Yeah. Before we'd met.

You're very sensitive, aren't you?

Here, let me finish that.

You go and sit down.!

I don't want bodily contact with

I need my sap for blowing things up.

Just touch my room.

Yeah.

Yeah!

But first of all you got to do

Shut your eyes.

Now.

You know that poem you wrote? Well,

So go on! Tell me some more poems.

I am a crow flying high in the sky.

But I fly up there alone.

If I had another crow with me,

Don't stop, Psycho! Let it flow,

It's finished.!

Terry was a gentle giant.

He looks like a white Cassius Clay

(That vest...!)

I bought 'im that vest.

What's that? That?

Well, you take one end and we'll

If there's one thing I can't stand,

it's a man who meets a bird,

It's criminal, innit?

He should have thanked me -

That you, Vikki? Hello!

I'm in the bath - down the corridor.

Do it, then go, right? There's water

Fists of steel!

Don't you knock?

What do you know?!

Everythink. You've been bad boys.

What would your mother say?

No! She'd say bad boys have got to

Woman's intuition (!)

But you want to, don't you??

We done it lots!

Show her, Raymond!

I know.

Let's try something different

I'm bad!

I'm bad!

Hey!

Don't stop. Sorry. You're bad.

He's bad! You're bad. Bad!

You're worse.

I'm bad! And you're bad. I'm bad!

I'm so sorry, Tiger!

I'm just not a killer.

It makes me weep.

Why haven't they been arrested?

So?

Thank God for our Vikki!

She'll get 'em. She's an angel.

Yeah, she wasn't bad as it goes.

What do you reckon?

Can she get away with murder?

Right, then.

What's the matter? You injured

Best go and say goodbye.

Hello, boys.

Today was my wedding-day.

Bastard Todds! Angel.

You look just like my mother.

Terry used to say you were his

I took him away from you, didn't I?

Well,

when a man meets a woman...

Yeah, smashing bird like you!

It's what Terry would want.

Shame you killed him (!)

Who told you? Woman's intuition (?)

You go to Spain, you kill the Todds,

No.

I want to join my Terry.

THAT'S what he would have wanted.

NOW. Where I can see you.

I respect that.

I'm gonna go out the way I came in -

with a song!

You shoot at the end - in the head.

Blimey.

Yeah. I'm gonna die like a man.

Not like a bird.

The last word is goodbye!

That's poetry, that. You ready?

Ready!

♪ What now, my love?

♪ Now that it's over

♪ I feel the world

♪ Closing in on me

♪ No-one would care

♪ No-one would cry

♪ If I should live

♪ Or die

♪ What now, my love?

♪ Now there is nothing

♪ Only my last goodbyeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Thank you!

♪ And what he knows

♪ These boots are made for walking

♪ And that's just what they'll do

♪ One of these days these boots

Todd brothers, I presume?

Vikki.

You got it, then?

We did, my darlin'.

Well, I got the tan,

...I want the club!