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Cowabunga, all you surfing dudes!
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You know, Shakespeare really knew
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This week, doppelgangers.
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The idea that out there, there is
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how come the Germans have got
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Hello, Mrs Dixon! How's your mother?
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Good.
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But I don't know...
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Some weather we're having!
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Yes, isn't it?
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I know.
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Fruitini.
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Sorry, sorry!
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No brioche! I can't believe it.
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We've got brioche, madam.
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Those aren't brioche.
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It's supposed to be a romantic
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I'm very sorry, madam, but perhaps
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And where was that made,
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I'd like to see the manager.
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Good, well, then you'll know
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Stupid idiot!
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Gary, if you're there,
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Gary? Hi, it's me. Mwah, mwah...
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You're not?
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You're not!
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Are you really?
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Look, the shops are just impossible.
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About an hour, I think.
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I have to pop home first.
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I've got a little piece of
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I love you, too. Ciao. Mwah!
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Excuse me! Excuse me!
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Taxi, stop! Stop, stop!
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but could you follow that car,
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You got it, toots.
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Stop!
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There's the money...
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Tip.
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Hello, Mrs Redfern.
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Hello, Carla.
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I'm just finishing now. Good.
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Carla, by the way,
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you're fired. Huh?
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Bitch!
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Oooh!
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Aww.
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"Dear Roy. Surprise, surprise!
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"I don't need to tell you where
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"All my love, Sonya."
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Dear. There's always trouble
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Nice.
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'Hi, sorry we can't speak to you
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'Please leave a message...' Hello?
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'Don't you just hate these things?
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'Hello, Sonya. Hello, Roy. It's Guy.
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Bye-bye.
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'Hello, darling.
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'but I'm on my way over
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'I thought I'd better warn you
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'I'll be about ten minutes, OK?'
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Sonya?
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♪ So, chick, chick
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♪ Chick, chick, chicken
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♪ Lay a little egg
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♪ Lay a little egg for me...
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♪ Chick, chick, chicken... ♪
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Sorry, I didn't see your car.
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Sorry!
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I'll use the one downstairs.
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What did you say? Sorry, sorry.
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Good Lord!
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'Bloody hell!'
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'This is bloody outrageous!
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'I've a good mind
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No, please don't.
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Look! I can explain everything.
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You don't have to,
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It's those kids from the estate.
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Look, they've forced the window.
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Yes.
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How long have you been home?
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Er, about an hour.
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School. At school? No, not school.
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Er, shops? What? I know,
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You've sacked Carla?
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Well, who else was it? You've never
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No! What have they done to this?
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What the hell's this?
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All right, your private life's
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I'm only your husband, after all.
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I've got to get on. I'll see you
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After all,
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Are you feeling all right?
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Yes.
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Ciao, love you! Mwah, mwah!
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Sonya, darling. Bliss to see you.
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Don't you look fabulous?
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Darling!
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The hair! Is that the new wet look?
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It's so wonderfully unstyled. Mwah!
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I was going to go natural myself.
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I'll get the sherry.
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Sonya, cigarette? No, thank you,
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Well done!
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Darling, love the pumps!
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Ooh!
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So, come on, Sonya. What's
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Well? Gary! What about Gary?
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What about Gary?
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Ooh!
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So, who is the new man in your life?
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Roy? Roy?
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Roy?
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Hang on, everyone. I think she's
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what he hasn't done!
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I think he's rather nice, actually.
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Well, somebody's changed their tune.
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I think it's rude to talk about
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Well, you know what they say? Nasty
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I see. I think if you can't think of
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Well, I must be
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I've got to pick up Benji from the
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My turn next week.
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Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!
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Hi, Mum! Hello, little girl.
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Carla never showed up.
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Dear. Did you have a nice day
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What did you say?
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Why do you want to know?
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Well, isn't that what mothers
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That's what normal mothers say.
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What are you after?
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Just a smile and a sunbeam.
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What's for supper?
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Don't know.
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Well, look and see what
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In the fridge?
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What, no brioche? I can't believe
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No! What are we going to do?
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Wait here.
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Is this a joke?
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Where's the broccoli?
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Umm... But we always have broccoli.
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The broccers are on strike.
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There just isn't any.
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Cool! Great!
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So, how was your day, dear?
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Not bad.
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Well?
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Well? Well, what happened?
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Well, I think we may have got
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The Whitford contract! Hurray! Do
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that's absolutely my favourite one!
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And I've cancelled the caterers.
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Well, life is just too hectic
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Finished. Can I watch the telly?
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Yes, of course you can, er, dear.
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Did you hear what I said?
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Yes, you cancelled the caterers.
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I mean, it's a farce, isn't it?
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Getting all our friends round
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It's not that bad, is it?
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Don't pretend.
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I know all about Gary Collins.
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Everybody does. If you had a scrap
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Well, I did try. But...
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Well, I like it here.
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Really?
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What about Gary? Roy,
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I can honestly say that Gary
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So, you think maybe we should
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Party? Yes, it would be lovely
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Umm, what have you done to
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Looks nice.
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Thank you.
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Where's your car? Erm...
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I lost it.
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You what?
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Bye, Mummy.
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...Jemima!
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There you go. (Jemima!)
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Bye-bye, Jemima!
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Bye!
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"Dear Roy, surprise, surprise!
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That's my husband.
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That's Jemima.
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And that's me!
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Can I pay with that?
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You've forgotten to sign your card,
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I hate these things, don't you?
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Easy, and... Oof!
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No, no, just like this. Up!
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Don't give me that shit,
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I'm Mrs Redfern, I should know
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Well, send me a new one, then!
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I don't believe it, they've only
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If it's not here by Friday,
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Well, home, of course.
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It'll be just my luck
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Yeah.
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For God's sake,
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Sh...
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This is my dress for the party.
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It'll suit me, don't you think?
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I do like your hair.
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John Frieda?
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I think it's so rude to talk
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No, thank you,
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Any sign of Sonya?
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Now, I know it says on your invites
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but, believe me,
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Roy!
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Well, that's enough speeches.
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Hello?
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'Roy?' No, it's Guy. Who's that?
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What's going on there?
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Roy's having a party.
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Well, why don't you come over?
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Yeah, thanks, I will.
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Hey, Sonya? Before you go,
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you gotta undo my ankles.
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Hey, Sonya!
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Ladies and gentlemen, as you know,
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entertains you with her unique
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Ladies and gentlemen, I give you
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♪ Chick, chick, chick, chick,
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♪ Lay a little egg for me
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♪ Chick, chick, chick, chick,
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Bastard!
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♪...So, chick, chick
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♪ Chick, chick, chicken
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♪ Lay a little egg for...
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What happened to Grieg?
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I don't know, did he not turn up?
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I mean... I mean, even you must have
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Sonya? Where did you put
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I know, I'll get it.
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Well, well, well.
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It's amazing what they can do
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Pay for it with this?
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Er... I'm sorry,
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Well, I have come back,
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to tell poor Roy and 50 guests all
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Haven't you found it yet?
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Good God!
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This is incredible!
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Well, how long has this...?
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Face it, Roy, what we have here
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of breaking and entering, theft,
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and obviously,
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So, what do you propose
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Or are you going to do
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♪ Murder most horrid
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♪ As soft as the smoke from a barrel
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♪ As cold as the blade of the knife
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♪ She's a stranger you love
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♪ A caress could cost you your life
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♪ And you wake in the night
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♪ La, la, la, la, la, lorrid
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♪ Murder most horrid
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