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Podcast host: And studies have shown

that love is not only good for your mental health,

but good for your physical health as well.

Being in a loving relationship actually alleviates stress,

even makes us take better care of ourselves.

This could be due to a healthier, happier outlook,

or taking care of one's self for another's sake.

Morning.

- Good morning. - Mm, Coffee!

- You want some? - Of course!

- Any more news on tonight? - Nothing concrete.

Tom has been strangely mysterious.

- Which is a good sign, right? - Mm.

I mean according to the experts.

No, yes, definitely.

But, you know what just occurred to me

is that we haven't been some place fancy for dinner

in a long time, which, may mean he's saving money.

So, you know, check.

Wait. Do you know anything?

Actually, don't tell me anything.

No, wait. Do tell me, so we can prepare.

You know, Mom is gonna want you to have

a Brazilian wedding with all the little, traditional flairs.

Mm, that'd be so nice. And all the dancing...

- More desserts... - Oh!

We're getting ahead of ourselves.

(laughing) I'm also excited

that this will take some of Mamae's pressure off of me.

At last, one of her precious daughters

will be walking down the aisle.

Well, I'm happy to be of service, JuJu!

- Have a good day. - You too!

Good morning.

Morning, Carina. The usual?

Yes, strawberry icing with sprinkles, please.

By the way, I loved your column yesterday:

10 Signs He's Emotionally available.

It really got me thinking.

Thank you. I'm glad to hear it.

Though, my favorite is still your Real Life column

on your relationship with T.

- It's so inspiring. - Thank you.

That's my favorite article too.

I like to think of it as a love letter to him

and to my readers.

Here you go. Thank you.

I'll see you tomorrow.

Both: Bye.

Kimberly: Hey, Carina. Do you have a second?

Of course.

Okay, so, Cliff invited me

to dinner with his parents on Saturday.

Ooh, that's a good sign!

Mm-hm, but I still don't know if we're exclusive.

There's only one way to find out.

But I don't want to give him an ultimatum.

I don't wanna be "that girl.”

It's about open communication.

Clearly expressing your wishes,

which, by the way, can be a very attractive quality

to someone who's secure and available.

Which is what you want, right?

Yes, secure and available. Communication can be attractive.

Okay, got it. Thanks so much, Carina!

Always!

Hello.

- Hi. - You must be our new writer.

I am, yeah.

I'm Carina. I'm a writer as well.

Oh, uh, Liam. Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you too.

Is everything okay?

Uh, yes, everything's fine.

It's just, uh, you're drinking from my mug.

You know, for future reference.

Oh. (laughing)

Yeah, so I am.

Ah! Oh, look!

There you are. I'm sorry.

I thought this was a stock photo.

Hm, huh.

Oh, who is this handsome fella?

That's my boyfriend, Tom.

He's a lawyer, just made partner at his firm.

Right, well,

he has a very unimpeachably handsome quality about him.

He's got a very square jaw.

Mm, he is unimpeachably handsome.

He's unimpeachably a lot of things, actually.

Of course he is.

And, sorry about the mug.

I didn't realize that they were assigned.

Oh, yes, uh, there's community to the left

and personal to the right.

Feel free to bring in your own.

That is definitely something to consider.

So, what section do you write for?

Love and Romance. I actually am the section.

Oh, that sounds like a sweet gig.

It is. I love it.

- Must be pretty easy going. - Easy going?

Oh, I just assumed that all those listicles

were cut-and-pasted from the rest of the Internet.

You know, "10 signs that he really loves you?"

"Is he the one?" I mean...

How many iterations can there be, right?

Mm, I actually put a little bit more into it than that.

Oh, of course, no, I didn't mean to--

Though I suppose cheeky reviews of men's razors, golf clubs,

and craft beer are earth-shattering?

Well, I did win an OP award.

Well, we are clearly super lucky to have you.

You want your mug back. Don't you?

Yes.

I've always wanted to be the "world's best grandpa.”

See you at the writers' room.

Welcome to SparkLife!

Carina, you wanna catch us up with Love and Romance?

I was thinking about doing a piece on speed dating.

It's know it's fallen to the wayside,

but I thought it'd be good to take a look at again.

Maybe a listicle with tips.

- I like it. - Oh, and the Me and T series

is ongoing.

There might be a significant installment on the horizon.

Ooh!

Ronda: We've got some new numbers in

and we're getting a great response on Me and T.

Okay, then, last but not least,

I'm very excited to introduce our new staff writer,

Liam Snyder.

You may know him from his lauded work on HW Magazine,

or his humor piece on men's shaving products

that went viral last fall.

Oh, I read that. That was great!

Thank you.

Ronda: As we've been discussing at SparkLife,

we have some catching up to do in regards to male readership,

so we're hoping Liam can help us with that.

I think it's best if we maximize his value

by putting him in our best performing section.

So, Carina, I'm gonna put him with you.

- In Love and Romance? - Yep.

To train him?

Mm, more to collaborate with him.

Either way, I'm sure our female readership can benefit

from a male point of view.

I mean, why wouldn't they?

Okay, let's get to work.

Mm.

- Thank you. - Thanks.

I forgot to ask for "no onions."

Not a problem.

As long as you have me,

you'll never have to look at another onion again.

One of the many reasons why we fit so well together.

That sounds like one of your articles.

I guess so. Oh!

Did you check on your schedule for the twenty-first?

Yeah, yeah, I did, but it's actually a tough week at work.

Any way you can go without me?

I suppose so.

You know, it's just, as a romance columnist,

having my handsome, beautiful boyfriend by my side

is a bonus.

Really? As, uh, as proof?

As a specimen?

As the perfect specimen you are!

Oof.

Did you pick a time for tonight?

I'm still ironing out some plans.

Okay.

Oh, do you want some Brussel sprouts?

Oof! You know I do.

- Come in!

As I figured, you might be knocking on my door.

Just wanted to debrief about this change to Love and Romance.

And I'm guessing you have some reservations.

Well, I'm just looking out for SparkLife.

I mean, is this really the best place

to put this exciting, new writer?

I understand your concern, Carina, but as readership grows,

and the site grows, I'm gonna need more help

on the editorial side of things.

And, as our strongest writer,

of course I have you in my sights.

But, I'm wondering about your ability

to collaborate and delegate?

Oh, I love collaborating and delegating!

Mm. Mm-hm.

You're such a strong writer, but I've never seen you

enlist help.

If I were you,

I would find a different way to look at this situation.

Perhaps as a good opportunity to demonstrate these skills.

- I suppose that makes sense. - Ronda: Mm-hm.

It makes zero sense!

I don't understand why they can't put this guy on,

like, sports or something.

Well, on the upside, it looks like there might be a promotion

on the horizon.

But, enough about work.

Do you know where Tom is taking you tonight?

Not yet, but, I'm dressed for something fancy.

Oh, maybe we can combine our anniversary party

with an engagement party for the two of you!

I don't want to steal your and Dad's thunder.

By the way, how's planning going?

Marisa: Oh, good. You know your father.

I ask him for his input on things,

and he says "whatever makes you happy."

Well, I guess party planning has never been his love language.

You're right. You always are.

- Bye-bye. - Bye.

Honey, what's a five letter word for "venom holder?"

- Snake. - Oh, right, snake.

How's it goin'?

Good. Good, good.

Though, I've changed my mind three times

about where to put these guys.

Every decision feels so monumental.

I want it to be perfect.

You're opening your garden to the community, Dad.

No one is demanding that it be pristine.

Well, your mom would've.

Well, that's true, but she was more decisive.

So, how was the new job?

Was it as easy as you thought it was gonna be?

No, actually, it looks like

it's gonna be a little more challenging.

Well, let's face it, you'd be bored if it wasn't, right?

Don't laugh, but they put me in the Love and Romance section.

Why would I laugh?

Is there anything more worthwhile writing about?

They want a male perspective.

The woman I'm working with is smart, but, uh,

she's territorial.

Well, maybe she has something to teach you about the topic.

Or, maybe it can inspire you to other writing projects, hm?

I told you, Dad. I'm done with that.

I don't wanna waste any more time.

Liam, there's no such thing

as wasted time on a creative endeavor.

Except, of course, the time you spend not doing it.

You're never gonna let me off the hook are you?

No, 'cause then I'd be phoning in my job.

Here, let's, uh, let's get to it.

- Hey! - Hey.

Oh, am I too dressed up? Should I go back and change?

No. No, no, it's all right.

I don't know why I thought it was some place fancy.

I mean, romance doesn't have to mean upscale, right?

Right.

Is everything okay?

Uh, all right, I'll just come out and say it.

- I've been doing some thinking. - Yes?

I'm sorry. I can't hold this in any longer.

I-I-I just need it off my chest.

I think we should break up.

Wait! What?!

But, but, you were supposed to propose to me tonight.

You've been cagey. You've been nervous,

You've been...

We've been together almost five years.

I mean, all the signs lead to that.

I know, but I feel like we just haven't been us for a long time.

You don't just break up with someone out of the blue.

You're supposed to communicate.

You're supposed to work through things.

- You're supposed to... - Yes, you're supposed to.

Carina, I think we're past that point.

I'm sorry, but I thought you felt it too.

No.

I didn't.

This isn't how it was supposed to go.

So, good news.

I asked Cliff about being exclusive, and he said,

"I thought we already were," which is such a relief.

So now I have dinner with his parents on Saturday,

and I wondered if you have any tips for me

about meeting the parents.

You know, do's and don'ts?

Uh... Yeah, um...

I'm probably just overthinking it!

Anyway, I just wanted to say your advice helped so much.

You're, like, a genius of the human heart!

Mm.

I just wanted to communicate a slight change

to the Me and T series.

Mainly that there's, uh, no more Me and T.

What?

Tom broke up with me last night.

Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that!

It's just I'm gonna be bringing the same level of expertise

to my work.

This is only a slight hiccup.

Okay, honey.

I'll be finding a replacement for the M and T series,

as I know this is very important to the site.

Would you... would you like to take a few days off?

Maybe... maybe let Liam run with the column.

Maybe a, you know, a special edition?

No!

What I mean is, um, I already planned on

bringing him onto the speed dating piece.

Very good.

But, I'm... I'm gonna insist that you take at least

the rest of the day off.

No, it's...it's really okay.

No, I just... I just insisted.

Okay!

How could I have been this off base?

This is literally my area of expertise!

You know, I went back to look at my old columns

to make sense of it all,

and I compared 9 Signs He's Going to Propose

with 10 Signs The Relationship is Ending

and there's literally 60 percent overlap.

What if I don't know what I'm talking about?

Love is complicated. I mean, people are messy.

But it's not supposed to be messy for me!

Honey, I know. Come on.

- Let's go.

So, where is Tom?

Tom broke up with me.

I can't believe it!

I'm sorry, sweetheart. Are you okay?

I don't know. I'm still in a bit of shock.

Do you want me to text him? Get to the bottom of it?

No, no, no, I know we all got close,

but I ask you guys not to communicate with him.

I think you're doing the right thing.

I'm very sorry, daughter.

Thank you mom.

What about that thing? The thing we were gonna ask.

No. No, we'll wait.

No, we talked about it yesterday.

- I was gonna-- - What thing, guys?

- Nothing, filha. - Mm.

Your mom and I have decided to renew our vows at our party.

And we wanted to ask you if you would do us the honor

of maybe giving a speech.

That's a wonderful idea.

And maybe it'll help you get your mind off of things.

But, we also understand if this is the last thing

you'd like to do during this difficult time.

But, that being said,

who better than a renowned romance columnist

who also happens to be our brilliant daughter?

I would love to.

I'm not going to stop believing in love, right?

Podcast host: Welcome to In This Together.

Inspiring stories of love

told by normal folks like you and me.

This is episode one forty-three.

Stops and Starts.

Today, we speak to Paige from Cleveland.

Before she and her husband got married,

he tried to end the relationship.

But Paige knew he was wrong

and made a decision to fight for their love.

Hm. Mm.

- Good morning. - Morning.

You look like you're feeling spritely.

I've come to a conclusion, a determination.

When have you known me to give up on something I really wanted?

Never.

Like when I didn't get the job at SparkLife at first,

I kept submitting,

even though they weren't accepting applications.

I love this about you, but are we talking--

Relationships hit bumps on the road all the time.

I should know this!

Look, Tom made a mistake when he ended our relationship.

But people make mistakes, right?

So, I can either accept this

and our relationship fades into oblivion.

Or, I can fight for love!

All right.

I'm going to get Tom back.

So, this thing starts at eight?

Yep.

I didn't think speed dating was even a thing anymore.

It's the perfect place to start our collaboration.

It utilizes one of my favorite aspects of the column:

field research.

By the way, I read up on your column last night,

and I have to say,

there was a surprising amount of depth in the pieces.

Surprising?

Oh, you think this is gonna be easy.

I-I-I wasn't trying to insult what you do.

I liked your column. Especially Me and T.

Definitely keep that going.

That's, uh, being put on pause at the moment.

Are things on the rocks with

the "unimpeachably squared jaw" Tom?

And what if they were?

Were you going to say, "Oh, Carina,

you should have seen it coming"?

Or, how about "10 signs he's going to break up with you"?

He broke up with you?

- Mm-hm. - Wow.

Well, I mean, you're doing great.

I would've at least taken a sick day.

Anyway, I see this as temporary.

We'll be back together soon.

Carina: Thank you.

So, how's this goin' down?

Are we gonna observe? Conduct some interviews?

Nope. We'll be participating.

Wait. What?

It's a perfect opportunity to get the male perspective.

Is this some sort of a hazing thing?

It's the job!

My approach is one of diligent preparation.

I have compiled a list of questions I've researched

some ice breakers,

some indicators of your date's goals and priorities.

I printed a copy for you if you like.

It's just occurred to me.

You've been out of the dating game for a while,

haven't you?

I don't need your study guide.

These things are about instincts,

being natural.

They're not job interviews

Suit yourself.

So, where are you from? What were you like as a kid?

Hi, hi, I'm, uh, I'm Liam.

Yes, I can see that from your name tag.

Yeah, right.

Silly me.

Oh, if you could travel anywhere in the world,

where would it be?

I, um...

Is there a right and wrong answer to this question?

What's your biggest fear?

Tests.

Oh, thank God.

This dating life is nerve-wracking, right?

Yeah, kind of is.

So I'll cut straight to the chase.

I told myself that I'd be married by 35,

which is in a month. Everything's already planned.

The wedding here, honeymoon in Maui.

You like Maui, right?

What's your favorite snack?

Shh!

Words ruin everything.

Let's communicate with our eyes only.

Interesting. One...

Shh.

Well, you're very organized.

Like, "I wanna marry you" organized?

- (laughing) - (laughing nervously)

Mm.

(bell dinging)

Carina: All right, let's debrief.

There's a number of ways we could go about the piece.

We could do a list.

15 Tips on Successful Speed Dating?

First off, I'm not sure why we would encourage anyone

to go through that.

It's about perspective and approach.

It's about putting yourself out there

with the help of our tips.

See, I don't... I don't get why we can't just call it

like it is.

I saw you out there. You were struggling.

Oh. You're that guy.

Oh, boy! Okay, here we go.

What "that guy?"

You're that guy who goes out there

"calling it like it is."

You have this veneer of integrity.

Yet you're out there calling little judgements,

rejecting everything.

You just skate on the surface, never challenging yourself

or letting yourself be vulnerable.

All while getting by on your humor and charm.

You see, what I gleaned from all that

is that you find me funny and charming.

My point exactly.

Don't mind me while I get back to work.

What if we write about what you've been going through?

Your break up.

I'm sure you have something singular and interesting

to say about that.

That's off-tone for the site.

Earlier, you said that the situation was temporary.

Are you trying to get him back?

Would that be so wrong?

Well, it's of my personal philosophy

that if somebody leaves, they've made their point.

Mm.

Why do you want Tom back so badly?

Tom is wonderful.

He's kind. He's a gentleman.

But mainly, we have history.

We helped each other through the early parts of our careers,

through the ups, through the downs.

His family's like my family and vice versa.

He's a big part of my life

and I'm just not ready to let that go.

I mean, it can't have been for nothing, right?

That's not unreasonable.

All right, so what's your plan?

I'm going to find out what went wrong and fix it.

Like a car, or a broken toaster?

Hm.

See, this is your problem.

Oh, you know me two days and you know my problem?

Yeah, see, 'cause you're too trapped in that busy brain

of yours that you can't see clearly.

What if I helped you get him back?

Oh, I'm fine on my own. Thank you.

Because you're an expert on the topic?

I didn't wanna say so, but, yes.

No, you see, this is one time

where being an expert actually hurts you.

Let me help you.

If for no other reason but to prove to you

that I can do this job,

and that I'm not completely clueless

about the human heart.

But this isn't part of the column.

It would be like a side project, right?

Liam: Exactly.

Huh. I don't see the harm.

- Deal. - Deal.

To help us out, I compiled a list of things

that could've gone wrong,

things that I could've done, underlying circumstances,

acts of God, et cetera, et cetera.

You see, this is what's standing in your way.

Everything is a list, or a bullet point,

or a little box you can check

like there's a right way to go about everything.

This is the death of romance.

Okay, you need to connect with your... your instincts,

your passion.

You need to leave room for these feelings.

Mm-hm.

But for now, we just need to re-engage contact, okay?

Did you bring the stuff?

Soccer ball lamp, okay.

All right, now, to recap,

we're not contacting Tom to rehash, okay?

I know you want answers, but now is not the time.

You simply have some of his things.

You want them out of your apartment.

It's a courtesy to him, very la-di-da.

But I don't feel "la-di-da," and I don't like games.

I think they're dishonest.

The column doesn't support them and I don't support them.

This isn't about the column, okay?

And the games are already there.

You just need to use them to your advantage.

Right now, you're just opening the door a crack,

reminding him of the Carina that he fell in love with.

Do you have the text?

Yes.

Hey, Tom, exclamation mark.

Ooh, no. Um, an em dash.

Hey, Tom, em dash,

I have some of your things at my place, period.

Tidying up, and would love to--

Would like to.

Would like to

pass them off, period.

Please let me know when and where.

Period.

I'm not sure about the "please”"

Well, I think it's polite, but just not "warm polite."

No, you're right. You're right.

Okay. Sending.

Okay, so, and you have what you're gonna say at the ready?

I'm going to be brief.

I'm going to find a way to bring up a road trip.

Which will remind him of an earlier, better time.

It was a happier time.

Carina: Okay, he responded.

He'll drop by the lobby at 3:00 PM.

Remember, this is, at least, a mild inconvenience.

Mm-hm

Hey.

- Hey. - Thanks for coming.

Thanks for saving my stuff.

Um, how are you?

Okay, you know, taking things day by day.

Uh, I might go on a road trip this weekend.

- Oh, a road trip? - Mm-hm.

- Oh. - Yeah.

Uh, sorry to be brief. I-I have a meeting coming up.

So, I should, you know, get going.

Um, okay, I'll just take this stuff then.

- Yeah, um. - No, let me get it.

Yeah, um, yeah, hold on one second.

I just have a quick question. Like, was it...

Is it something I said or something I did that--

Hey, uh, Carina. Ronda needs you in her office.

It's an emergency.

You know, a romance listicle emergency.

- Sorry to interrupt. - Bye!

- I know. - It's okay.

Rome wasn't built in a day.

Oh, sick. I missed this thing.

Marisa: I want to narrow down the brigadeiros

to four flavors.

So please be honest.

You're doing an entire table?

Your father said it was the favorite part of his wedding.

Second favorite part.

Oh, uh, do you guys have anything you want

to contribute to the ceremony?

Other than our original vows, no.

Do anything you like.

Do you want something lighthearted, traditional,

more serious?

You're the expert!

Well, what about excerpts from literature?

The greats?

As long as the greats include the greatest of great,

- which is you. - (others laughing)

Mm! I love the pistachio.

- Ah, thank you. - This one.

Are you okay with all this? This isn't making you sad?

How could brigadeiros make me sad?

Desserts are a happy thing.

Yeah, of course, desserts are a happy thing.

- Yeah. - I love them.

- The pink one is good. - The pink one is good.

I don't wanna get anyone's hopes up,

but things might not be finished between Tom and I.

Dad: You guys are speaking?

We spoke today.

Be careful, daughter.

We're not getting ahead of ourselves.

It's just a possibility.

Um, have you tried the pink one yet?

- It's so tasty. - It's really good.

It's got like a caramel flavor to it.

I do like that pistachio though.

- Right, Dad? - Is that one the best one?

So, if Tom wants to get back together with you,

are you gonna take him back?

Of course.

I was thinking that maybe this time apart

could give you an opportunity to reflect on things.

Reflect on what?

Well, it occurred to me the other day

that it had been a while since I'd seen you...

I don't know. Lit up about Tom.

A long while, actually.

I mean, I could be wrong.

Even the best relationships can't all be like epic novelas

and that honeymoon-phase all the time.

But there should be glimmers, you know?

I mean, take Mamae and Dad for example.

That's a crushingly high standard.

I just want the best for my little sister.

I can't help but like the idea of something new and unexpected

ahead for you.

Well, what's wrong with a new, exciting chapter

with Tom?

Nothing.

There you are.

- Oh, good morning. - Good morning.

Um, I had to guess, so I got you classic glazed.

Thought it was a good choice for a no nonsense kinda guy.

You should write a listicle matching guys to doughnuts.

Uh, plain glazed, doesn't stand on ceremony.

While sugar coated,

ironically, doesn't sugar coat anything.

More than meets the eye. Secretly the best.

Not humble.

I don't wanna know.

So,

what's on the docket for today?

Well, I thought we could put speed dating on the back burner

and we could work on 15 Unique Date Ideas.

Right, simpler, less argument over philosophical approach.

So, this is one of them? Date on a park bench.

No, no, we're going pedal boating.

- Okay. - Mm-hm.

Can't we just save time, use our imaginations,

not get our butts wet?

And copy information from the Internet?

- Ah, touche. - Mm.

The life jackets are a little much, no?

It's a necessary but easy precaution.

Makes everyone relax.

I should jot that down.

Life jackets, check.

- Ready? - Yes.

- Okay. - Okay.

Carina: So, let's start with the pros and the cons.

Okay.

- It's playful, whimsical. - Hm.

- The outdoors are a plus. - Mm-hm.

Uh, figuring out the steering,

the pedaling's a shared activity,

like a project, which is always a good idea.

I don't know that the steering or pedaling

are all that complicated.

(sniffing) This life jacket smells musty.

We're not in the cons yet.

No, I know. I'm just spit balling.

Okay, well, the physical proximity,

you know, could be a good thing in that early nervous stage.

Could also be a con.

I mean, what if the person is shy?

Then this awkward.

Why are you contradicting everything I say?

I'm not contradicting. This is... this is discourse.

- No, no. - It's analysis.

You're literally contradicting everything I'm saying.

- No, no, no, I'm not. - I'm saying "Start with a pro."

You start with a con. You're like, "No, no, no."

That's not what you said.

You said, "Let's start with the pros and cons."

- Yeah, yeah. - Which is what I'm doing.

But it's not supposed to be a-- Wait.

Why are we heading straight towards the fountain?

I don't know! Why are you steering us there?

- I'm not steering. - Ah, your book!

- What are you doing? - I'm not doing anything!

- No, no, reverse, reverse!

- Oh, my God!

Oh, my God, oh, my God! Steer right, no left.

Oh, God!

- Oh. - Oh, shit.

Well, I guess we just learned a very important lesson

in communication.

You know what?

I think I'm gonna give pedal boat dates my endorsement.

You get to learn, early on,

what each other's conflict style's gonna be.

Thank you for saving my notebook.

You're welcome.

I'm sure you have a whole list of things and ideas,

but do I get any say in the dates?

I don't see why not.

'Cause I have a great idea

that will double for our listicle

and may even help you in your Tom-related endeavor.

Hm?

Let me get this straight.

You have all this gear here

in case of any fishing emergency.

My dad and I like to fish. Here, put this on.

- It's gonna get cold. - Thank you.

And put these one. It's gonna get muddy.

This is one way to get the male perspective.

I'm literally putting myself in your shoes.

I have a confession to make.

I haven't fished in a long time,

so I might need a primer on casting.

- Sure. - Okay.

You hold the line with your index finger here.

And, flip the bale back there.

Pull back and release.

Whoa!

It's like riding a bike.

All right, pros and cons of fishing as a date.

Well, you can't beat the ambiance.

So, what does this have to do with Tom?

Are you saying "teach a man to fish,"

or "there are many fish in the sea"?

The thing about fishing, for me, at least,

is...

it's not about catching a bunch of fish.

About being in the moment.

You know, staring out at the water,

looking at the reflection,

yeah, feeling the wind on your face.

It's not about what may or may not happen.

It's about right now.

All right, Captain Zen, so, what does that mean for me?

I can't be with Tom "in the now" because Tom is in the "then."

I guess what I'm saying is,

it's so easy to be wrapped up in how things should be

that we forget to be in the present.

For example, how great is it

that right now, in the name of research,

we are fishing on SparkLife's dime?

That's like when you go to open a fortune cookie

and looking for all the answers to your problems

and all it says is

"Your fortune is in another cookie."

Maybe.

With all the wisdom and perspective,

where is the big love in your life?

Just because I'm super qualified

doesn't mean I'm required to jump in the game.

Mm-hm.

- Oh, ooh! - Ah!

I got a bite! I got a bite!

Wait. Oh, wait.

I might be lying.

Oh, nope. That's nothing.

That's just a twig.

What are you talking about? Mini golf is the best!

There's this one time, a long time ago,

things got scary competitive.

Why does that not surprise me?

Okay. How about bowling?

Points for potential double dates.

Yeah, but then you gotta rent the shoes

and you spray them with the stuff.

Oh, and being by a pond getting rugged with nature

is acceptable?

Okay, fishing was great.

You loved it. Don't deny it.

Fine. I won't deny it.

Let's try and find a few indoor options.

I have an idea if you'll humor me.

This is my favorite book store of all time.

Didn't you just move here though?

Well, yeah, from New York, but I grew up in Chicago.

My Dad still lives here.

I used to come here all the time back in high school

when I one day dreamed of being a famous--

Writer for the internet.

You know, I like the personal connection but,

as a dating spot, it's kind of limited time-wise, space-wise.

There aren't a lot of activities.

Oh, you are wrong about that.

Oh, look. Gardening!

Did I tell you that my mom was a master gardener?

No, you didn't.

Wait. Was?

She passed away a couple years back.

I'm sorry to hear that.

Actually, she taught my dad and now he's really running with it.

Anyway, see?

There's conversation starters everywhere, also,

the perfect stage for cute, romantic hijinks.

Please observe!

Hey! Fancy seeing you here.

Hi.

This is only for the bold.

Two potential lovebirds may happen upon

a classic book of poetry and find a little inspiration.

"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

Thou art more--"

What? What is it?

Nothing! Oh, hey, look at this!

Wait. Liam, you have a book?

You have a novel?

Alison Morgan lauded as

"a stunning and heartbreaking exploration of love and memory."

And a total flop.

Whoa, what are you doing?

Okay, forget the book. There's no book.

Don't you want people to buy it?

No. Really, I don't.

I don't understand.

It was a long time ago, practically a different life.

Let's just forget about the book, okay?

What are you working on?

You know,

just not writing a novel that was published.

Seriously, what are you working on?

I am writing, or trying to write,

my parents' vow renewal ceremony.

Seems like a job you were made for.

It seems.

And I'm having a very hard time.

What do you got so far?

- Yeah. - Awesome.

It's a nice notebook.

I keep it with me everywhere.

I'm terrified I'll have, like, the perfect thought,

and then it'll disappear forever.

You're a responsible writer that way.

I should take a page out of your book and get one of these.

What's this? "Truths About Love"

Ongoing list I have.

It's personal. It evolves.

Perennial reference.

Guidelines, huh?

- Truths. - Yep.

And no fair critiquing my diary.

Well, maybe we should discuss phase two

of Operation Get Tom Back.

I actually forgot about that for a second.

That's good.

It is?

Yeah, it'll put you in a position

to be more confident.

Right.

All right, our next move is a classic one.

A little intrigue, a little dress-up.

You know, you don't really need my fashion help.

You're adorable.

You have this perfect, professional, vintage,

chic thing going on.

I need a second opinion, and I need help

getting out of my comfort zone.

I need to find something "surprising and irresistible."

Why the air quotes? Who are we quoting?

Liam. My work colleague.

Ooh, tell me about this "work colleague."

No, no, this is not an air quote type of situation.

Okay? This is about getting Tom back.

And Liam's helping me.

Oh.

We are orchestrating

a "run into Tom looking carefree and irresistible."

Pique his interest, cause him to re-evaluate.

I thought we didn't like playing games.

I thought you preferred honesty.

I do.

It's just to get back in the door.

We can work on the hard stuff later.

Well, while I don't fully endorse this mission,

I will always endorse a game of dress-up!

All right, show me what you're thinking.

That's pretty.

Pretty... bad.

All right, I've been waiting for this moment.

- Move aside. - Okay.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Shush, shush, shush, shush, shush.

You bought this in Sao Paulo six years ago

and have been hand-wringing

trying to find the perfect time to wear it.

There's never gonna be a perfect moment.

So I say, "Now, is the perfect moment."

Fine!

- Fine.

Okay, Carina, Liam, why don't you catch us up

with where you're at?

So we have enough for an extended listicle,

and to really dig into each date idea,

have fun with metaphors, wordplay like "rocky boat."

Yeah, "casting a net," "getting your feet wet."

And at first glance,

I thought the list would be straightforward,

but then our views have diverged from time to time.

So I think they're be a little rebuttal at the bottom.

Sort of a he said she said angle.

- I love it! - Mm-hm.

What do you think?

That will work.

Not too much?

Not at all.

Um, so we know that Tom walks from his office to the gym

every day on Dearborn Street,

so all we have to do is time it right.

I'm gonna send you a text when he leaves.

You're gonna walk south.

Inevitably, the two of you are gonna cross paths.

It's gonna feel completely coincidental.

- Okay? - Right.

He is gonna see you looking absolutely gorgeous.

And, so, you'll stop

and, and, talk, 'cause that's the polite thing to do.

One...

This is the best part.

It's gonna appear as if you're going on a date,

but, but, you're not gonna, you're not gonna tell him that.

In fact, you're protecting his feelings.

This is gonna take a little acting.

Okay, turn around.

Face me. Close your eyes.

Just envision.

You'll be so surprised when you run into Tom today

because you haven't even thought about him.

Why?

Because you met someone new.

Someone unexpected.

And... and this new guy, he really sees you

and appreciates you for who you are.

Right, all your lists, and your love for your work,

and your diligent note keeping,

and, uh, and your doughnuts with pink icing and sprinkles.

Anyway, uh, this is the man you'll be on your way to see

when you run into Tom.

I guarantee he'll text you by tomorrow night for a coffee.

Got it, coach.

Carina?

Tom!

- Hi. - Hey, you look amazing.

Thanks, I'm just on my way to this dinner thing.

How are you?

I've had this dress for six years

and I don't know why I've been saving it for so long.

Anyway, I'm rambling.

But you must be on your way to the gym.

- Endorphins. - Yeah, yeah, I'm good.

- I'm good, good. - Good, good.

Anyways, I'm running late. Wonderful to see you.

Uh... okay.

So, how'd it go?

Good, I think.

Good. Ah, that's great.

It feels a little anti-climactic.

I'm all dressed up and nowhere to go.

Uh, well, we could go grab a bite,

the two of us maybe?

Okay!

Both: Mm!

I think Nicky B's might be the best pizza on the planet.

Ooh, be careful.

You don't wanna say that to my mom.

I'm assuming you haven't had Brazilian pizza?

There's Brazilian pizza?

Oh, yeah. It's a big point of pride.

I have my favorite place in Bucktown.

- I'll take you. - I'd like that.

Liam: This will kick off phase three of our plan.

Enough of this Tom drama.

Let's shake things up and talk about Liam for a second.

Why don't we talk about that whole Brazilian pizza thing?

I wanna know more about you.

Like, why aren't you out there dating?

Or, more about your book,

or why you don't want people buying it.

The book.

Well, I worked on it for a long time.

You know, poured a lot into it.

You know, took some risks with writing style.

Even though it received critical praise,

it totally bombed.

I had a serious relationship that ended around the same time.

It was my fault,

but it didn't make it hurt any less.

So, I picked up the gig at HW and really leaned into my humor

and everyone seemed to love it,

so I just went with it.

And, uh, it was actually kind of easy.

A relief.

Then, last year, I decided to stir things up,

and move back here,

take that stab at a second novel,

quickly failed at that attempt.

tried to get my old job back, but it was already gone,

and, well, you know the rest.

Now you're here writing about

love and romance at our little website.

It's not so bad.

How's your parents' ceremony going?

Uh, I'm not deflecting. I honestly wanna know.

I'm feeling really stuck.

I mean, who am I to write about love?

What do I know?

I'm running around playing dress-up.

I didn't see my break-up coming.

I'm feeling very unqualified.

- That's Not true. - You said so yourself.

My bullet points, my study guides,

my being bad at "now-ness."

I have a lot to fix.

No! Not for me.

I think some of what I said may have come across the wrong way.

I know we have to play these games

in order to open the door for Tom but...

I...

It's not my preference.

I think there's value in the way you engage with everything.

You know, you attack it.

You analyze it. You try to understand it.

What I'm saying is that...

I'm learning a lot from you.

For SparkLife

Thank you.

I'm learning a lot from you too.

It's a text from Tom.

Said he wants to meet for coffee.

He's been thinking about things.

See? Success!

Hey! Trent, long time, no talk.

How's life at HW?

You seem especially quiet today.

- I got a call from HW. - What?

They're, uh... There's a job opening, and...

Contributing editor, it's a bigger position.

They want me to come back.

Sounds like there's a "but."

Doesn't feel like the obvious choice anymore.

Hm.

You know, and it's been really great living close to you again

and helping you with all this.

Sure, yeah, there are lots of pluses to living here.

I told them I needed some time to think about it.

And how are things going in the Love and Romance job?

Yeah, they're going all right.

And the woman you're collaborating with?

Things have become more amicable.

You know, we've gotten into a groove.

Oh.

I'm also helping her get her ex-boyfriend back.

- Why? - I don't know.

I think I was trying to prove something at the time.

That's not a great reason, kiddo.

No. It's not.

- Ah, and I am out!

- Again? - Again!

We win again.

Gimme your cards.

Okay, I finally figured out

the main portion of the ceremony.

I'm stringing together excerpts with love poems,

chapters to your love story.

I'll e-mail you guys tonight.

No, absolutely not.

I want it to feel like magic, spontaneous.

That being said, I do need to finalize the RSVP's.

Any last minute plus one for any of you ladies?

Okay. (chuckling)

Uh, I'll keep my plus one, if it's not too late

- Oh? - Ooh!

- Oh! - Ooh!

It's not for Tom. It's for a work colleague.

And I think it would be good field research

for him to observe you lovebirds.

Great, Carina! My princess.

- Plus one. - (others laughing)

It's not a "plus one" plus one.

It's just a... plus one.

It sounds like a plus one.

- Right. - Julia: Sure.

- Can we deal again please? - Yes, please.

And we're gonna beat you this time.

- No, I need to win again. - No!

So, how's the mission to get Tom back going?

Good, actually.

The whole "breezy irresistible" plan

kinda worked.

Told you. The dress!

Tom texted actually saying he's been "thinking about things.”

I have to say, I thought you'd be a bit more excited

about the turn of events.

I don't seem excited?

- Oh!

Well, now you seem excited.

Well, no, it's not Tom. It's the, uh, work guy.

We have this funny thread going back and forth

of cheesy puns about the article.

"Get a read on your date at the bookstore.”

- Anyway, it's dorky.

Oh, which reminds me, I have something I have to check out.

- Do you wanna join? - Of course!

- Okay. - Thanks for cake.

Woo!

Wow! This place is cute.

Pretty great, right?

Are you looking for something specific?

Yes, I've been meaning to read this book.

You've been meaning to read that book?

Mm-hm.

That one randomly tucked all the way up there?

- Yes. - Uh-huh.

- Yeah, so? - Yeah?

Good morning. What's going on with you?

I spent all night reading my work colleague's book

and it's just amazing.

It's... It's lyrical.

It's tender.

It's full of beautiful observations.

It's... it's surprising.

Is this the same "work colleague"

who's helping you get Tom back?

Yes, but that's besides the point.

I-I just don't know how I didn't see it.

I just kept seeing him as a bad fit for the column.

Sure, "the column."

And it turns out he's one of the best writers

I've ever read.

Hey.

Hey there.

Um, I got you something.

Just a little something.

You mentioned earlier you wanted to get better

at jotting down notes.

So I thought why not start now?

It's very silly. I can take it back.

What? No, no, I love it.

It's perfect.

Okay. Cool.

If you're free Saturday, would you wanna come

to my parents' anniversary party?

Oh, uh...

I guess you have a vacant plus one then, huh?

No, no, I just I thought it might be good field research.

You know, the vow renewals and all.

And, uh, maybe fun?

Yeah, um, that sounds nice.

It's a... It's a date.

There's Love and Romance.

- I didn't... - Hm?

I'm saying, "Here you are, my writers, from

the Love and Romance section."

- Yes. - Oh.

Here we are. Mm-hm.

Could I see the two of you in my office?

- Mm-hm. - Mm-hm, mm-hm.

Mm-hm, good.

I just want to say, again,

You did amazing work on the 15 Unique Dates piece.

But.

But, we got a ton of e-mails about the sudden drop off

in the Me and T column.

Oh.

Ronda: The series was a bigger favorite than I thought.

You know, the listicles and date tips are fun,

but we need something with more oomph.

And I've been trying to think of a way of moving forward with it

to keep with the "real life," theme,

but also be inspirational.

But, the "real life" story

ended in an unexplained break-up.

But maybe not permanently?

I mean, maybe it's a story about fighting for love?

Getting him back.

Or, it could be a story about, you know, letting go.

Moving on. Starting anew?

Hm.

All nascent ideas, just brainstorming.

I think there are many ways we can go.

Either tying up the Me and T storyline,

or replacing it with something equally impactful,

but I need something soon.

So you can either submit pitches separately or together.

Whichever way you like.

My instinct is to submit together.

Yeah, they say "Two heads are better than one."

- Off, you go. - Okay.

A story of "letting go, starting anew"?

Sorry, I got a little overzealous in there.

Didn't know you felt that way.

Oh, I was just spitballing.

You know, we've got out plan. We're on track to get Tom back.

Hm.

Uh, how do you feel about that anyway?

I think the plan's working.

My coffee date with Tom is tomorrow.

And you'll be proud to know that he asked to do it today,

but I said I was too busy.

I also made him come to my side of town.

The student has become the master.

Mm-hm.

Oh, we have our work cut out for us

to find a Me and T replacement.

Do you wanna meet up later?

No, actually, I can't. I have to help my dad.

But, you could come there?

And we could brainstorm while I work?

I could swing that.

- Great. - Great.

- Hello. - Well, hello yourself.

- You must be Carina. - Yeah, hi.

I'm Liam's dad. Milton.

- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, Carina.

I've heard a lot about you.

What? No, you haven't.

- Good things I hope.

Nothing about me being an intractable tyrant?

Good things only!

This is really beautiful, Milton.

Thank you, Carina.

It is a hobby that has gotten completely out of control.

Ah, he's just being modest.

He's opening this place up to the community soon.

It's like a park or a botanical garden.

- It's a big deal. - Carina: Oh.

In honor of Liam's mother. We used to collaborate.

She taught me everything I know.

Well, look, it's time for this old gardener

to take a little break.

I'll leave you two to it.

- It's lovely to meet you. - You too.

- Shall we? - Yes, we shall.

What about a letter to readers

just bringing everything down to earth?

You know, coming clean about Tom.

Oh, not that again. Just say it the way it is?

Well, if you can be real when things are going well,

why can't you be real when they aren't?

My readers look to me for guidance and inspiration,

not sulking and navel gazing.

It's a moot point anyway, because we don't know how

the situation's gonna turn out.

It's murky. Narratively.

What about you?

Any fun, personal stories you wanna get into?

Not especially.

What about your parents' ceremony?

I can't even write it.

Much less write about writing it.

My brain hurts

Mine too.

I have an idea. Follow me.

Okay.

Whenever I'm stuck creatively, I...

It's helpful, to, you know, do something tactile.

Being in the now? But with dirt?

Yeah, you joke, but, yeah, that's pretty much it.

It's really nice of you to help your dad with his garden.

Are you kidding? He does not need my help.

This... this is secretly selfish.

It's the best excuse to procrastinate.

He loves the classics.

Usually not pointed away from him, outside a window.

Ooh, you know, this could be a good, unique date idea?

We still have time.

There's a lot of potential and metaphors, like,

"repotting one's self," or, "finding new love--"

Nah, let's... let's just save this one for ourselves.

I have a confession to make.

I read your book.

No.

- That thing? - It's really good!

It's more than really good, Liam.

No, it's amazing.

It's like your dad, and your mom, and this garden.

What I'm trying to say is you're a brilliant novelist

and I don't know why you try and hide it.

Because it was a complete failure.

On what terms?

It took me five years to write that book,

and it amounted to nothing.

You know, all those years lost.

You really think that?

I disagree.

I think that in the grand scheme of things,

it brought you to where you were supposed to be.

Even if it's with me, here,

writing articles about speed dating.

Speaking of "no time lost."

Maybe there's something in your theory

that can be applied to your Tom-related situation.

Like what? Keep trying?

No.

When I asked you why you wanted Tom back,

you said that "all that time couldn't have been for nothing."

But what if those years brought you to where you need to be?

Even if you don't end up with Tom.

I think it's a mistake, going back to him.

He broke up with you. He didn't say why.

You... you deserve better.

I should go.

I'll e-mail Ronda

the 15 Unique Date Ideas tonight.

Um, we should give the speed dating article

another stab.

I think you should take a crack at it on your own.

What?

Aren't you worried that I'm gonna, you know, go rogue?

Mess things up?

Send the whole Love and Romance section up in flames?

A little.

But now I've seen what you can do.

Thanks for inviting me. Thanks for everything.

Good luck with your coffee tomorrow.

- Hi. - Hey.

- Sorry I'm late. - No, no, it's okay.

It's, uh, just so unlike you.

Just shakin' things up! You know?

Uh, and work's just been really crazy.

Yeah?

Isn't it Marisa and Frank's anniversary party

this weekend, too?

Yeah, that's right. You remembered.

Of course. They meant a lot to me.

They, uh... They mean a lot to me.

Carina,

I wanna be there this weekend.

Oh! As a friend of the family?

I'm sure we'll make some room.

No, not just as a friend of the family.

I think I made a mistake.

When I saw you the other day, it was just like...

Something jogged in my memory.

We've been through so much together.

I mean, we have history. We've made plans together.

We're gonna grow old together.

What do you say?

(sighing)

I don't know, Tom.

I'm, uh...

This has been a really confusing time, you know?

And, I...

You should come this weekend as a friend of the family.

I think that would be nice.

Um, I just need time to think.

Of course.

Yeah, yeah, I know you're methodical, so...

Think it through. Good plan.

Carina, just wanted to say

great job on that 15 Dates article.

It had pop, just the right amount of humor,

a lot of heart.

Thank you. I'm happy with it too!

Also, Liam's piece he submitted early this morning

is exactly what the site needs.

Just, oh, remarkable!

Wow! He sent it in already?

- That was fast. - Great delegating.

- Hey! - Hey.

How was coffee?

It was all right.

Tom wanna get back together?

He does.

Congratulations. Well done.

I guess you'll want your plus one back for Saturday.

No, I'd really like for you to go.

I'm don't really feel like being a third wheel.

It's not like that.

I don't even know what's going on.

Ronda: Meeting's starting everyone!

Oh, Ronda was over the moon about our 15 Dates article,

- and our-- - Actually, I wanted to talk

to you about that.

Before we go in, um, if we could just--

Love and Romance? Let's get going.

- To be continued? - Yeah, okay, yeah.

All right then, and now for something new and exciting

in Love and Romance,

Liam has just sent in his first solo article.

It's not ready for publication quite yet,

but close, "10 Reasons You Should Not Go Back to Him."

This is exactly the kind of male point of view

that's gonna add a new dynamic to our website.

Kimberly: Is it a listicle?

No, it's... it's more of an essay.

It's first person direct address.

It reads like... like a... like a letter to a friend.

Actually, now that I think about it,

this would be the perfect replacement

for Me and T.

Is this what you had in mind when you submitted, Liam?

One...

I hadn't originally thought of it like that, but, I'm amenable.

Carina, what do you think?

It's great. Just the perspective we need.

Carina.

"Reasons You Shouldn't Go Back to Him?"

What are you trying to do? Get in the last word?

Prove yourself right? Get in good with Ronda?

What? No!

Look, I think you should at least read the article

before you get so upset.

I don't need to read it. I get the gist.

You just made me look clueless in front of my colleagues,

to my readers--

Nobody knows the "You" is you.

But it is me!

And it won't take much for them to figure that out.

You pushed me again and again to dig into my personal life,

and my resistance isn't because I'm afraid or I'm hiding.

It's because of who I have to be for my readers

and you're undercutting that!

I honestly didn't think I was overstepping,

or that you'd be this upset.

Of course you did!

That's why you went behind my back.

No, wait. That is not what happened.

Look, I-I-I was working on the... on the article

for the speed dating and I got inspired by you

to write this other, better piece, and so,

I just went with it.

And it felt right, and I was excited,

so I sent it in.

I'm not trying to put you down or squelch your voice, Liam.

I just thought we were on the same team.

I thought so too.

- Carina. - Not now.

Hm.

Aw, Mamae, you look beautiful.

Amor, have you seen my reading glasses?

Dad, you can't see the bride before the ceremony!

Julia: So, catch me up.

Tom's coming to the party, but things aren't back on?

I don't know. I'm so confused.

It's like I finally got what I wanted,

but I forgot that I wanted it.

It's like when you say a word over and over again

and it just stops making sense.

Well, he hurt you. It's understandable to be wary.

Yeah, maybe time will tell.

I must admit I was a little bit curious about

this "work colleague" that kept coming up.

Who surprised you with his beautiful writing.

Yeah, I thought that might be something special,

but, um, it turns out, it's not.

Um, hey. What's... what's going on here?

Oh, I'm going back to, uh, New York, back to HW.

New position opened up, better than my last one.

Oh. Um, congratulations.

Thanks.

Um, are you going to be writing something more substantial

using more of your skills?

(laughing) You overestimate me.

I'm happy going back to just being "that guy."

It's more money. You know, more my speed.

It's a no-brainer, really.

I'm... I'm sorry we fought,

or, um, misunderstood each other.

I'm sorry too. I...

I should've never submitted the article the way I did.

Thanks.

I can't believe you're leaving. Um, um...

Um, let's face it. I was never really a good fit.

I, uh...

I learned a lot from you.

So, thank you.

You're an extraordinary writer.

Ronda: Carina, will you come into my office?

Sorry, I know this doesn't bode well

for my collaboration skills.

- Liam leaving? - Yes.

Well, you're wrong about that.

He wrote a glowing e-mail where he talked about

how he thought you were an amazing collaborator.

It almost read like a... like a letter of recommendation.

Oh.

Well, I called you in here, because I'd like your help

editing his article.

I've printed it out, added some of my notes,

but I'd like your input.

"Reasons You Should Not Go Back to Him."

Um, I will have this to you by Monday.

It is a shame he's leaving.

I thought you two had a good dynamic.

Do you mind if I step aside to work on the speech for a second?

I suppose I can manage. Good luck.

Hi. Just put that there.

- Hey. - Hey.

You're early.

Yeah, I thought I'd come early

to see if you guys needed help setting up.

That's nice of you. Wanna sit down?

Yeah, I'd love to.

So...

- So.

How's the speech comin'?

- Oh, it's been challenging. - Yeah?

Yeah, I think I took for granted how much I knew,

and then, when you left,

it felt so out of the blue,

and it just turned everything upside down.

I...

I think because I didn't understand why.

Is this really the best small talk

leading up to your parents' vow renewal?

Okay, uh...

Well, I mean, I guess I thought I felt disconnected from you.

And, I felt like I didn't know where your column ended

and our relationship began.

But I've processed it, and, I'm ready to move forward.

I think the distance you sensed between us was real.

For a long time.

And, instead of trying to deal with it,

I just clung to the idea of what I thought it was supposed to be.

And you're right.

I did make us into one of my columns.

And when you ended things, I thought you were wrong.

I thought this was something that could be fixed.

And, of course, it can't.

It's not the kind of thing that can be fixed.

No.

But, you were the one brave enough to acknowledge that.

And I had to go mess everything up

by trying to make everything right again.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry too.

Hey, don't worry, Dad, I'll fly out on long weekends

so I can keep helping you with all this.

Well, I think you and I both know

I don't technically need your help, son.

I just humor you 'cause I like your company.

And I gotta tell ya. I don't understand...

I thought you were really enjoying the SparkLife job.

You know, that 15 Dates article had so much warmth.

You could tell the two of you loved writing it.

Look, I might be going out on a limb here, son,

but does this sudden departure

have anything to do with Carina?

No, the job is more money and it's more my speed.

I don't know what needs explaining.

Yeah, okay, if, maybe if things were different

with Carina, there would've been motivation to stay,

but they're not.

And how are they, then?

She's back with Tom, her former ex,

now current, boyfriend.

She chose him over me.

Did she even know she had a choice?

Yes, I'm sure she had to.

Even though you were the one helping her

get this Tom guy back?

You don't think that could be just a tad confusing?

Son, life's too short to take the easy road.

Protecting yourself,

saving yourself the trouble of taking the next big risk?

I watched you do that with your writing

and now I'm watching you run away from falling in love.

And I know that you're better than that.

You do too.

Are you the person I talk to if I'm having cold feet?

- Hi, Daddy.

I think it's about showtime.

What you got there?

I think it's a love letter.

Oh? That seems apropos.

You ready?

As I'll ever be.

Welcome, everybody, as we convene to celebrate

this inspiring couple I'm lucky enough

to call my mom and dad.

They love each other so much that they want another chance

to express their vows and share them with us.

My sister and I didn't get to witness that the first round.

The poet, E. E. Cummings, once wrote,

"Love is the voice under all silences,

the hope which has no opposite in fear."

And I think what he meant by that is...

..that, um...

As some of you may know, I write for a column about love,

and that, technically, I have some sort of

extra special knowledge on the subject.

And, when I was preparing this speech,

I turned towards 15 different love experts

to try and say something illuminating.

But today, I think I'll just shoot from the hip.

Recently, I've been realizing that there isn't one right way

to go about love,

that it can't be conquered.

It can't be succeeded at. It can't be outsmarted.

If you lose it, it doesn't mean that you failed.

It can be scary.

It can...

..show up when you least expect it.

It can be challenging, but,

what a relief, right?

That, sometimes,

love knows better than us.

And I have to say, I have an extra, little edge,

in understanding love, because I have these two

as an example.

So, let's get started. Shall we?

- Hey. - Hey.

I heard your speech.

- Yeah? - I have a rebuttal.

Okay.

Regarding this whole premise

of there not being a right and wrong.

I think there is a right after all.

And it's that you... you and I are right for each other,

and we should be together.

I know you're with Tom, but the elevator pitch version

is that, uh, I'm in love with you.

And, uh,

in, um, in the spirit of our mutual endeavors

I made a list of reasons why we'd be good together.

I wrote it in the car on the way over,

- so it's a little-- - I'm not with Tom.

- But, I thought-- - I wanna be with you.

Do you wanna see the list?

No, I don't need to see the list.

I'm sure it's a very well-written list.

To catch us all up,

we're gonna have to say a temporary goodbye to Carina,

who is going on sabbatical

to write her book.

(happily squealing)

And, in the interim,

Liam will be taking over Love and Romance,

which I find delightfully poetic.

What's your book going to be?

Essays.

Less do's and don'ts. More learning as we go.

Are you ready for your last assignment?

Yes, a fond, temporary, farewell to my readers.

Aw! We'll miss you!

I won't be far.

Carina: So, dear readers,

it turns out I was consumed by fixing things with T,

and winning him back.

It has been my job to classify

and enumerate matters of the heart.

I seek concrete answers.

My goal is to give people hope

and let them know they're not alone

But, at the risk of demoting myself in your eyes,

I must confess.

Love is mysterious.

It's not something you master.

It's capricious. It's unpredictable.

No matter how much you try to encapsulate it.

It's imperfect,

even if you try your hardest to fix everything

and make it just right.

If you're lucky,

you can find someone who will be in the moment with you,

tell you the truth.

Someone who will call it like it is

and love you for who you are

and can dance.

Carina: Love isn't a game to be won or lost.

The years I spent with T weren't lost.

They all just helped to arrive at the place

I was meant to be.

And, that, I know I'm right about.