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(Dynamic music)
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?
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(Text on screen)
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(Dramatic instrumental music)
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?
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?
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? I need you baby ?
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(city traffic humming)
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(city traffic humming)
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(sighing)
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(city traffic humming)
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?
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? Ah-ah ?
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? Ah-ah-ah ?
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? Ooh ?
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? Ah-ah ?
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? Ooh-ah-ah ?
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? Ah-ah-ah ?
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(phone chiming)
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(radio playing quietly)
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Jaspreet,
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this delivery robot
is still stuck.
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Like I told you,
it'll sort itself out.
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Modern technology,
Mummy-ji.
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And now it says
the battery's low.
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Don't worry.
It's solar-powered.
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That means the Sun
is its battery.
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"Sun"? What Sun?
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I don't know why
I even need this.
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Don't involve me.
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Mummy-ji,
just give it some time.
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They'll fix it.
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Who is "they"?
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- The algorithm.
- Al who?
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Mummy ji, please, later.
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(radio playing quietly)
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(sighing)
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(phone chiming)
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Phone voice: At the lights,
continue straight.
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Supinder:
Go straight? I barely see.
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Phone voice:
Continue straight.
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(car horn honking)
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Phone voice: Take the freeway
towards Mississauga.
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(car horn honking)
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- (wipers flapping loudly)
- (air rushing)
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(phone chiming)
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Phone voice:
You are driving too slow.
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- (whimpering)
- (car horn honking)
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Phone voice:
You are slowing traffic.
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- (car horn honking)
- (tires squealing)
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Phone voice:
At the light, make a U-turn.
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- (car horn honking)
- (tires squealing)
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Phone voice:
Make a U-turn now.
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(car horn honking)
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- (tires squealing)
- (screaming)
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(tires squealing)
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Oh, my gosh.
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Yo, lady! Lady!
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What the fuck?
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You didn't see me honking
for you to pull over?
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You have a flat tire!
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Holy shit!
You wanna die?
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This girl, man!
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I'm tryin' to save
your fuckin' life, yo!
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Sorry!
My son-in-law left me alone!
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Your son-in-law
left you in the hood?
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Yeah.
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That makes me
sick to my stomach, fam.
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(tires squealing)
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"Invest," "money," "power."
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These are all the words I use
and you can use 'em too
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if you follow
Jaspreet Purewal's mini series.
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(phone ringing)
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- Hello?
- Supinder: Hello, Jaspreet!
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Supinder:
Can you please help?
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Ah, I'd love to come, but,
I'm deep in my livestream.
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(laughing)
Sorry, guys.
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Can't reject a call
from your mother-in-law.
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Family first.
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Jaspreet!
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Jaspreet: Okay, I'm gonna
give you CAA's number.
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Tell them you're stuck
on the side of the road,
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and someone
will come help immediately.
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(speaking Punjabi)
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Now, where were we?
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(phone chiming)
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(phone ringing)
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CAA Person:
CAA roadside assistance.
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What's the CAA card number?
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Oh, it's... it's 298384.
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CAA Person: Perfect.
Are you Jaspreet Purewal?
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No, he's my son-in-law.
He sent me this number.
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CAA Person:
Oh, he's not with you?
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The cardholder
must be at the vehicle
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that needs responding to.
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But my car has a flat tire!
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CAA Person: Sorry.
Maybe try a tow truck company?
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- Good luck!
- (sighing)
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(phone disconnecting)
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I got all
the architectural drawings
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and the civil engineers,
mechanical engineers-
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- (phone ringing)
- Sorry.
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Sorry, y'all.
No more distractions.
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Jaspreet's voicemail:
Jaspreet Purewal here.
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If you missed me,
it's because-
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(whispering)
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(whispering)
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(sighing)
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- (car horn honking)
- Ah!
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(whispering)
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?
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Oh, my god.
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?
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?
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(sighing)
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- (metal clanging)
- (sighing)
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My hero.
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(car door shutting)
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Challo.
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He's useless.
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(laughing)
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(imitating Jaspreet)
Mummy-ji, I can find you
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the best deal,
but I can't find my salai.
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- (both laughing)
- Yeah, bro!
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Property's on fire, bro.
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Real fire!
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I tried to cook something
besides the protein shake!
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- (laughing)
- Sala, joker.
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(breathing deeply)
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(footsteps approaching
quietly)
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(door opening)
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(rattlesnake rattling)
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(drumming)
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(rattlesnake rattling
and drumming)
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(rattlesnake rattling)
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(elephant trumpeting)
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(drumming and
cymbals crashing)
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?
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Jaspreet: Oh, hey!
You're back.
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Ooh, lovin' the hair.
(laughing)
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Yeah, I'm on my way there now.
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Yup, Jaspreet Homes all day.
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I'm gonna go unpack.
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(suitcase clunking loudly)
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(both breathing deeply)
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(Maanvi sighing)
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Maanu, I want to talk to you.
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Okay, I know you guys
are pissed I took the trip,
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but I-
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Come, sit.
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I know you haven't been happy.
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I know you know, and I know
it doesn't matter to you.
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- You made that clear.
- (sighing)
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It does matter to me.
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But I should always do what's
best for the family, right?
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But I don't just want to say
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the same things
my mother said to me.
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I always wished I would have
done things differently,
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and stepped out
on my own more,
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but now I realize we haven't
let you do the same thing.
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You were
so much reliable, like me.
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We never thought we would
have to worry about you.
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I've tried to do
everything right.
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I promise.
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I know you have.
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And you always have
so much to carry with Jasmeet,
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I never wanna add any more.
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Don't worry what
I have to carry.
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With time,
my hands grow bigger.
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And we will help you
to do whatever you need to.
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Even if it means
being on your own.
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(laughing)
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(crying)
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(crying)
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(sniffling)
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(birds chirping)
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(birds chirping)
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(sighing)
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(birds chirping)
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- (rain pattering)
- (birds chirping)
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?
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?
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? I don't know what to do ?
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Rebecca: Yeah, I'm good.
Yeah, he's... he's good.
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? And neither do you ?
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?
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? Confused smile and nod ?
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Hey.
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Do you maybe
wanna go for a walk?
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I mean,
we could grab lunch.
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Chole bhature?
Kinda in the mood.
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Plus, it might be nice
to get outside.
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?
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(Jasmeet sighing)
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(rain pattering)
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Girl, you're back!
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And, what the fuck
is on your head?
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Do you like it?
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The ladies at the resort said...
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(imitating Jamaican accent)
They make me look
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- like a true Jamaican!
- I love it.
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I just hope that you
never run for politics.
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Can you believe
I'm pulling it off?
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This might be my new thing...
cornrows.
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Uh, well... let's keep trying
different things.
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You're right.
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- Maybe next, I try dreads.
- (scoffing)
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Would your husband allow it?
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He's not gonna be my husband
much longer.
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- What?
- I'm gonna end it with him.
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My parents know.
They're gonna help me.
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Your parents.
As in Jasmeet's parents?
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Crazy, right?
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I'm saved from
a whole life of...
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laundry.
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Uh... This is amazing.
I'm so happy for you.
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You're free!
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Or, as they say in Jamaica...
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- (clearing throat)
- (strumming ukelele)
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(imitating Jamaican accent)
"..bad gyal."
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Dude.
(laughing)
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- Hold that.
- (laughing)
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I can't forget this.
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All right,
just get that right there.
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That's for me.
Okay.
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- (musical ringtone ringing)
- Uh...
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? Bring glitchin' in the kitchen
and with fire see me cookin' ?
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- ? Sweat drippin'- ?
- What's up, fool?
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Forget how to tie
your shoelaces?
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00:13:01,154 --> 00:13:03,990
Yo, out of curiosity, you got
an OnlyFans or some shit?
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00:13:03,991 --> 00:13:05,908
Chippy: What?
What are you talking about?
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00:13:05,909 --> 00:13:07,451
Sunny: I'm seeing some
raunchy-ass pic of you
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in a see-through sari
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one of my boys got
in his group chat.
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Fuck.
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Sunny:
You got hacked?
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No. Umair!
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That fucker leaked my photo?!
I trusted him.
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This is not good
for my anger.
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God, how is a bitch
not supposed to get mad
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when this is the bullshit
that we have to deal with?
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I just wanna-
(sighing)
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I just wanna punch him
in the fucking face!
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Sunny, I gotta go.
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- Yo, don't do anything stup-
- (call disconnecting)
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What the fuck
are y'all standing around for
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when there's tires to be changed
and shit to be transported!?
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Get the fuck outta here
and go back to work!
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And delete
the fuckin' picture!
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?
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00:13:53,123 --> 00:13:56,168
(breathing raggedly)
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Hey, fuck-face!
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Chippy.
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What's with the bat?
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00:14:02,966 --> 00:14:04,300
I stop answering your calls
and texts, and you what,
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fucking revenge-porn me?
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00:14:06,052 --> 00:14:07,637
Or did your fingers slip,
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like when you sent
my picture to yourself?
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00:14:08,846 --> 00:14:10,931
Look, if you
wanna have a conversation,
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you gotta lower your voice
and show me some respect.
261
00:14:12,350 --> 00:14:13,768
This is my place of business.
262
00:14:13,769 --> 00:14:15,186
I don't wanna have
a conversation.
263
00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:16,646
We're done!
264
00:14:16,647 --> 00:14:18,480
So stop calling me.
Stop texting me.
265
00:14:18,481 --> 00:14:20,023
Stop buying me shit
I don't need,
266
00:14:20,024 --> 00:14:21,359
and stop fucking
coming to my house.
267
00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:23,028
- I know it's you.
- Or what?
268
00:14:23,153 --> 00:14:24,822
What are you gonna do?
269
00:14:26,322 --> 00:14:27,615
(laughing)
270
00:14:27,740 --> 00:14:31,536
(song playing in Punjabi)
271
00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:34,372
?
272
00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:36,291
Yo, what the fuck?!
273
00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:37,709
That's for telling me
what I can and can't wear.
274
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,167
You don't wanna
do this Chippy.
275
00:14:39,168 --> 00:14:41,045
(smashing)
276
00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:43,214
That's for telling me
where I can and can't go.
277
00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:44,424
(clapping)
Oh, real...
278
00:14:44,549 --> 00:14:45,926
...real fuckin' classy.
279
00:14:47,010 --> 00:14:48,971
Don't. Don't. Don't!
280
00:14:48,972 --> 00:14:50,513
- (smashing)
- Guest: Oh, my god!
281
00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:52,724
- (laughing)
- Fuck's sake!
282
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:55,183
That's for leaking my photo
to your fucking pervert friends.
283
00:14:55,184 --> 00:14:56,728
Fuck you.
284
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:59,022
You're just an angry,
ugly, fat bitch
285
00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:00,898
and no one's gonna want
your ran-through ass anyways.
286
00:15:00,899 --> 00:15:02,349
I am the best
you've ever had.
287
00:15:03,527 --> 00:15:04,861
I'm going.
288
00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:11,367
The thing is, all you
had to do was answer my calls
289
00:15:11,368 --> 00:15:13,995
and show me some respect.
290
00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:17,540
Clearly you still want me.
291
00:15:17,541 --> 00:15:19,626
- No.
- That's why you're back here.
292
00:15:19,751 --> 00:15:23,047
Isn't it?
Unless you're here to hurt me.
293
00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:26,341
In that case, do it.
294
00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:29,760
Do it.
295
00:15:29,761 --> 00:15:30,927
Sunny:
How 'bout I do this, pussy?
296
00:15:30,928 --> 00:15:33,013
- (bottle smashing)
- (groaning)
297
00:15:33,014 --> 00:15:34,556
Sunny: Fuckin' big man
sending pics to all your boys!
298
00:15:34,557 --> 00:15:36,433
Lay your hands on a woman!
The fuck's wrong with you?
299
00:15:36,434 --> 00:15:37,936
- Umair: Get off!
- I'll fucking kill you.
300
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,936
- You piece of shit!
- (flesh thudding)
301
00:15:39,937 --> 00:15:41,229
- Sunny, get off him!
- Fuck you!
302
00:15:41,230 --> 00:15:42,482
Get off!
303
00:15:42,607 --> 00:15:43,899
- Stop it!
- (grunting)
304
00:15:43,900 --> 00:15:47,904
(police radio chattering)
305
00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:51,227
Dispatcher:
Standby, oh-two.
306
00:15:52,408 --> 00:15:54,495
What the fuck was I thinking?
307
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:56,454
Umair won't
mess with you again.
308
00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:58,456
- Trust that.
- It's too late.
309
00:15:58,581 --> 00:16:00,457
My photo's already out there.
310
00:16:00,458 --> 00:16:03,461
Yo, honestly, the photo's
not even that bad.
311
00:16:03,586 --> 00:16:06,089
I've seen shorties
post way worse online.
312
00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:07,548
That's not the point, Sunny.
313
00:16:07,674 --> 00:16:09,258
I wanted to post it myself
314
00:16:09,259 --> 00:16:11,249
when I was ready
to get back on the scene.
315
00:16:12,553 --> 00:16:14,472
It was supposed
to be my choice,
316
00:16:14,597 --> 00:16:16,557
and he fucking
took that away from me.
317
00:16:19,186 --> 00:16:21,269
(sighing)
318
00:16:21,270 --> 00:16:23,481
No, you know what?
319
00:16:23,606 --> 00:16:27,485
(phone clicking
and chiming)
320
00:16:27,610 --> 00:16:29,612
Whoa!
You posted it?!
321
00:16:29,613 --> 00:16:32,240
Yeah.
Now, he has no power over me.
322
00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:34,200
Why'd I bust my hands
on that man's face
323
00:16:34,201 --> 00:16:35,618
if you were gonna post it?!
324
00:16:35,619 --> 00:16:37,287
I don't get feminism, man.
325
00:16:39,206 --> 00:16:41,165
(sighing)
326
00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:44,503
Hey, Mr. Link & build
linked his face with my fists.
327
00:16:44,628 --> 00:16:47,589
(both laughing)
328
00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:49,674
Shut up, Sunny.
329
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,676
And don't bring
a cricket bat next time.
330
00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:53,135
Baseball bats
are easier to swing
331
00:16:53,136 --> 00:16:54,845
and they're lighter.
332
00:16:54,846 --> 00:16:57,016
I'm not planning on
repeating this, Sunny.
333
00:16:57,140 --> 00:16:58,641
Yeah, right...
334
00:16:58,642 --> 00:17:00,518
? Oh ?
335
00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:02,729
? Oh-oh ?
336
00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:04,188
- Worker One: Thanks, guys.
- Worker Two: Thanks, guys.
337
00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:05,647
- Rebecca: Thank you.
- (door bell ringing)
338
00:17:05,648 --> 00:17:06,982
Rebecca:
Oh, my god.
339
00:17:06,983 --> 00:17:08,483
I'm gonna be bloated
for a week.
340
00:17:08,484 --> 00:17:10,152
So worth it though.
341
00:17:10,153 --> 00:17:11,528
Jasmeet: I know.
Especially for that chutney?
342
00:17:11,529 --> 00:17:13,364
It's totally worth it.
343
00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:16,076
Rebecca: Did you hear back
about that audition?
344
00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:17,744
Jasmeet:
No, not yet.
345
00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:22,039
Okay, is everything
all right with you?
346
00:17:22,165 --> 00:17:23,291
Yeah. Why?
347
00:17:23,416 --> 00:17:24,834
I don't know.
348
00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:26,460
You've just been
acting really weird
349
00:17:26,461 --> 00:17:28,211
ever since we got back
from my parents' cottage.
350
00:17:28,212 --> 00:17:29,881
(sighing)
Yeah, I don't know.
351
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:33,469
I just felt a little
uncomfortable out there.
352
00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:35,510
Listen.
353
00:17:35,511 --> 00:17:37,012
I know my parents do things
a little differently.
354
00:17:37,013 --> 00:17:39,056
They drink.
They play cornhole.
355
00:17:39,057 --> 00:17:41,602
They sometimes keep
their shoes on in the house.
356
00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:43,685
- It's just who they are.
- Yeah, it wasn't that.
357
00:17:43,686 --> 00:17:45,854
It was just, like,
the general vibe, you know?
358
00:17:45,855 --> 00:17:48,441
The debates during dinner,
plus you completely folding
359
00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:50,233
on your whole
dance studio thing.
360
00:17:50,234 --> 00:17:53,237
I still wanna do it.
I just have to be realistic.
361
00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:55,239
Be realistic?
That's what I'm talking about.
362
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:56,531
You sound
exactly like your dad.
363
00:17:56,532 --> 00:17:58,200
Plus, what about
all the whack shit
364
00:17:58,201 --> 00:17:59,911
he was saying about
international students?
365
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,370
And then your mom
bragging about how many people
366
00:18:01,371 --> 00:18:02,788
you've converted in Punjab?
367
00:18:02,789 --> 00:18:04,373
Not to mention, your grandpa
368
00:18:04,374 --> 00:18:06,625
was a turban-wearing Sikh guy?
369
00:18:06,626 --> 00:18:08,419
Like, how do you think that
makes me feel when I see that?
370
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:09,629
You were never
gonna mention this?
371
00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:11,256
That's just my family history.
372
00:18:11,381 --> 00:18:12,672
Yeah, trust me.
I know.
373
00:18:12,673 --> 00:18:14,383
Your dad made sure
I understood it.
374
00:18:14,384 --> 00:18:16,178
Among other things.
375
00:18:16,303 --> 00:18:18,095
What other things?
376
00:18:18,096 --> 00:18:19,430
Never mind.
Just forget it.
377
00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:21,349
No, Jasmeet, what?
378
00:18:21,474 --> 00:18:23,769
What other things?
379
00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:27,229
Look, he basically told me
I had to convert or fuck off,
380
00:18:27,230 --> 00:18:29,231
and I said that was stupid
381
00:18:29,232 --> 00:18:31,776
because that's not something
you'd ever ask from me.
382
00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:33,861
- Right?
- (sighing)
383
00:18:33,862 --> 00:18:35,779
I mean, we've just never
really talked about our future
384
00:18:35,780 --> 00:18:38,240
in that way.
385
00:18:38,241 --> 00:18:40,786
- Okay, so, are we-
- Oh, young man.
386
00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:44,287
My family and kids
are all huge, huge fans.
387
00:18:44,288 --> 00:18:46,332
- They love your videos.
- Thanks so much, yeah.
388
00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:47,749
- Take a picture.
- Sure.
389
00:18:47,750 --> 00:18:49,627
Yeah.
390
00:18:49,752 --> 00:18:52,213
- (shutter clicking)
- Okay.
391
00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:53,463
- I took a bunch.
- Thank you.
392
00:18:53,464 --> 00:18:55,298
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
393
00:18:55,299 --> 00:18:56,468
(sighing)
394
00:18:56,593 --> 00:18:58,260
I just...
(sighing)
395
00:18:58,261 --> 00:19:00,011
It's been a thought
in the back of my mind.
396
00:19:00,012 --> 00:19:01,721
I just haven't wanted
to think about it.
397
00:19:01,722 --> 00:19:03,181
Okay, I didn't think
this was something
398
00:19:03,182 --> 00:19:05,352
we needed to think about,
like, ever.
399
00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:07,269
- Ever?
- Yeah, ever.
400
00:19:07,270 --> 00:19:09,620
Okay, so, what exactly
are we doing here then?
401
00:19:09,621 --> 00:19:11,274
- What's the plan?
- I don't know what the-
402
00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:13,608
Okay, with- now with me
and Sameer.
403
00:19:13,609 --> 00:19:16,404
Oh, take a picture.
(speaking Indian language)
404
00:19:17,614 --> 00:19:20,490
- (shutter clicking)
- Okay.
405
00:19:20,491 --> 00:19:21,659
All right,
thank you so much.
406
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:23,828
Thank you.
407
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:25,954
So, did you know your dad
was gonna talk to me
408
00:19:25,955 --> 00:19:27,498
about all this?
409
00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:29,124
What exactly
are you accusing me of?
410
00:19:29,125 --> 00:19:30,960
- Why would I have any idea?
- I don't know.
411
00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:32,627
You guys are clearly
such a close family.
412
00:19:32,628 --> 00:19:34,505
You tell each other
everything,
413
00:19:34,506 --> 00:19:36,214
including the fact that
I don't talk to mine.
414
00:19:36,215 --> 00:19:38,383
Don't think I didn't
pick up on that by the way-
415
00:19:38,384 --> 00:19:40,303
Okay, now with the whole group.
(speaking Indian language)
416
00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:41,679
Come on in.
417
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:42,930
- (shutter clicking)
- All squeeze.
418
00:19:42,931 --> 00:19:44,431
Okay, I-I-I just-
I can't do this.
419
00:19:44,432 --> 00:19:45,725
- Where are you going?
- (shutter clicking)
420
00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:47,559
Rebecca:
Home.
421
00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:51,440
- Okay, now one-by-one.
- (speaks Indian language)
422
00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:53,375
- (shutter clicking)
- Oh, Suhitha.
423
00:19:53,376 --> 00:19:56,192
- (shutter clicking)
- Oh, Sameera.
424
00:19:56,193 --> 00:20:01,199
(traffic humming)
425
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:06,288
?
426
00:20:06,413 --> 00:20:10,500
(door opening and closing)
427
00:20:16,673 --> 00:20:18,759
Way to just
leave me there like that.
428
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,675
Rebecca: I couldn't fake smile
and play cameraman.
429
00:20:20,676 --> 00:20:22,303
Sorry.
430
00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:24,055
Okay, well,
you asked me what was up.
431
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:26,346
So, was I just supposed
to keep my mouth shut?
432
00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:29,853
No.
433
00:20:29,854 --> 00:20:32,896
We need to have
this conversation.
434
00:20:32,897 --> 00:20:34,942
I mean, we need
to figure out what it is
435
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:36,984
that we're doing, exactly.
436
00:20:36,985 --> 00:20:38,902
I thought we were
just doing our own thing,
437
00:20:38,903 --> 00:20:41,404
not tied down by, like,
the rules of it all,
438
00:20:41,405 --> 00:20:43,406
or why else would you have
gotten involved with me?
439
00:20:43,407 --> 00:20:47,245
Because, it's nice.
440
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:50,958
You're nice.
And we're nice together.
441
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,250
But, you know my values.
442
00:20:53,376 --> 00:20:54,919
You always have.
443
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,586
Yeah, I know that
you're a good person
444
00:20:56,587 --> 00:20:59,057
with a good heart
and that's what matters to you,
445
00:20:59,132 --> 00:21:01,634
not, like, the whole
religious logistics.
446
00:21:01,759 --> 00:21:06,430
But, the religious logistics
do matter to me.
447
00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:07,847
It's made me who I am,
448
00:21:07,848 --> 00:21:10,183
the person
that you love so much.
449
00:21:10,184 --> 00:21:14,021
I mean, why can't you even just
be open to the idea of my faith?
450
00:21:14,146 --> 00:21:16,065
Are you really that selfish?
451
00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:17,900
How am I selfish?
I've done so much for you.
452
00:21:17,901 --> 00:21:20,671
I've literally given up
career opportunities for you.
453
00:21:20,737 --> 00:21:23,279
Like what?
That YolkedTV thing?
454
00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:24,699
That thing fell through.
455
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:26,284
That's not even
a real sacrifice.
456
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:27,826
It is to me.
457
00:21:27,827 --> 00:21:29,577
That thing fell apart
after the fact.
458
00:21:29,578 --> 00:21:31,204
Plus, I think
it's pretty selfish of you
459
00:21:31,205 --> 00:21:32,957
to ask me to basically
get rid of my turban
460
00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:34,710
and erase my whole identity.
461
00:21:34,835 --> 00:21:36,585
That's a huge ask.
462
00:21:36,586 --> 00:21:38,796
Yeah, but you question Sikhi
all the time!
463
00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:40,547
And when we first met,
464
00:21:40,548 --> 00:21:42,008
you told me that
you weren't even religious!
465
00:21:42,009 --> 00:21:43,299
Yeah, I'm not.
466
00:21:43,300 --> 00:21:45,010
I'm still, like,
figuring it out.
467
00:21:45,011 --> 00:21:46,636
Okay, so then
why can't you just be open
468
00:21:46,637 --> 00:21:48,515
to the idea of Jesus Christ?
469
00:21:49,682 --> 00:21:51,893
(laughing)
470
00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:54,730
Are you serious?
471
00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:57,815
- Oh.
- Oh, my God!
472
00:21:57,816 --> 00:21:59,734
Okay, you're being for real?
473
00:21:59,859 --> 00:22:00,942
Rebecca:
Yes!
474
00:22:00,943 --> 00:22:02,777
(sighing)
Okay, yo, look.
475
00:22:02,778 --> 00:22:04,822
I'm not, like, not open
to the ways of Jesus.
476
00:22:04,823 --> 00:22:06,825
He was a cool guy.
Same as Guru Nanak.
477
00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:08,950
They were both chill guys
that believed in love.
478
00:22:08,951 --> 00:22:10,995
(sighing)
479
00:22:10,996 --> 00:22:12,579
Jasmeet: Okay, they're
basically saying the same thing.
480
00:22:12,580 --> 00:22:14,789
So, why is having
a specific label so important?
481
00:22:14,790 --> 00:22:17,125
Because it's important to me!
482
00:22:17,126 --> 00:22:20,316
Yeah, but you're not telling me
why it's so fucking important!
483
00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:25,426
(sighing)
Actually, you know what?
484
00:22:25,551 --> 00:22:26,677
(Rebecca sighing)
485
00:22:26,678 --> 00:22:27,845
Jasmeet:
I think I know why.
486
00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:29,388
Oh, please.
Enlighten me.
487
00:22:29,513 --> 00:22:30,806
I think it matters to you
488
00:22:30,807 --> 00:22:32,682
because it matters
to your parents,
489
00:22:32,683 --> 00:22:34,352
and because you're always
seeking their acceptance
490
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:36,187
and approval,
you believe it matters to you.
491
00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:38,439
Excuse me?!
492
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:39,856
It's like you don't even have
your own fucking life.
493
00:22:39,857 --> 00:22:42,233
You're folding for them
over the tiniest things,
494
00:22:42,234 --> 00:22:44,194
like this couch.
495
00:22:44,195 --> 00:22:46,485
So why would you not
fold over this huge thing
496
00:22:46,573 --> 00:22:49,076
that is basically
their entire identity?
497
00:22:49,077 --> 00:22:52,036
Okay, as if religion doesn't
matter to you or your family.
498
00:22:52,037 --> 00:22:54,037
No.
499
00:22:54,038 --> 00:22:56,688
Okay, so you wanting me to
change my name to Harpreet
500
00:22:56,689 --> 00:22:58,209
at the funeral
was just for what?
501
00:22:58,210 --> 00:22:59,711
Jokes? Okay.
502
00:22:59,836 --> 00:23:01,379
And then,
what if we have kids
503
00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:02,880
and they don't wanna
wear a turban?
504
00:23:02,881 --> 00:23:04,006
What are your parents
gonna think?
505
00:23:04,007 --> 00:23:05,548
What are you gonna think?
506
00:23:05,549 --> 00:23:06,883
I don't give a shit
what they think.
507
00:23:06,884 --> 00:23:08,135
But what do you think?
508
00:23:08,260 --> 00:23:09,804
Fuck.
I don't know, man!
509
00:23:09,805 --> 00:23:11,305
Oh, my God!
Of course you know.
510
00:23:11,306 --> 00:23:13,056
- Of course you would care.
- Okay, maybe.
511
00:23:13,057 --> 00:23:14,682
I don't know,
but that's something
512
00:23:14,683 --> 00:23:15,768
we would figure out together,
513
00:23:15,769 --> 00:23:18,019
me and you,
not our parents.
514
00:23:18,020 --> 00:23:20,105
I walked away from
my family and their bullshit
515
00:23:20,106 --> 00:23:21,690
just so I could be
my own person.
516
00:23:21,691 --> 00:23:23,652
You just refuse
to do the same thing.
517
00:23:23,653 --> 00:23:25,236
Because I actually have
a healthy relationship
518
00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:26,737
with my parents!
519
00:23:26,738 --> 00:23:28,739
Oh, yeah, no,
it's real healthy
520
00:23:28,740 --> 00:23:30,908
how they dictate and manipulate
your every little move.
521
00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:33,494
Oh, my God, Jasmeet!
That is so unfair.
522
00:23:33,619 --> 00:23:35,454
I make my own
decisions too, okay?
523
00:23:35,579 --> 00:23:37,809
Oh, yeah, no,
Miss Independence over here,
524
00:23:37,874 --> 00:23:39,874
with the couch,
and the condo,
525
00:23:39,875 --> 00:23:41,920
and the abandoned
dance studio idea.
526
00:23:42,045 --> 00:23:44,423
Actually, you know
what I think is the most
527
00:23:44,424 --> 00:23:46,089
independent thing
you've ever done?
528
00:23:46,090 --> 00:23:47,759
- What?
- Dating me.
529
00:23:47,884 --> 00:23:49,927
And now it's just
a little too real,
530
00:23:49,928 --> 00:23:51,595
so you have to scurry on back
to your comfort zone.
531
00:23:51,596 --> 00:23:53,596
"Comfort zone"?!
532
00:23:53,597 --> 00:23:55,306
Well, you have to scurry on back
to your dusty basement
533
00:23:55,307 --> 00:23:57,601
with your judgemental parents
and your immigrant complex,
534
00:23:57,602 --> 00:23:59,688
as if you weren't
raised here like me!
535
00:23:59,689 --> 00:24:01,771
No, nice try,
Miss Summer Home Cottage.
536
00:24:01,772 --> 00:24:03,441
We did not grow up the same.
537
00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:05,151
- Whatsoever.
- No, you're right,
538
00:24:05,152 --> 00:24:06,777
because I actually have
supportive parents
539
00:24:06,778 --> 00:24:08,069
and I didn't feel the need
to rebel against them!
540
00:24:08,070 --> 00:24:09,698
- Wow.
- Oh, shit!
541
00:24:09,823 --> 00:24:11,574
Is that why
you're dating me?
542
00:24:11,575 --> 00:24:13,116
Because you wanna
get back at your parents?
543
00:24:13,117 --> 00:24:15,118
No, but did you use me
to get over your wood-chopping,
544
00:24:15,119 --> 00:24:18,079
ATV-riding, dumb-ass,
thumb of a boyfriend?
545
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:19,708
"ATV-"
"Wood-"
546
00:24:19,833 --> 00:24:21,584
What the fuck?!
547
00:24:21,585 --> 00:24:24,460
What the fuck
are you fucking talking about?!
548
00:24:24,461 --> 00:24:26,087
You always fucking do this!
549
00:24:26,088 --> 00:24:28,089
You make shit up in your head,
550
00:24:28,090 --> 00:24:29,924
and then you get all fucking
stressed out about it,
551
00:24:29,925 --> 00:24:32,215
and then I'm the one
who has to fucking fix it!
552
00:24:33,888 --> 00:24:36,097
- Wow.
- I do so much for you.
553
00:24:36,098 --> 00:24:39,227
And I just don't understand
why you can't even consider
554
00:24:39,228 --> 00:24:40,935
doing this one
little thing for me.
555
00:24:40,936 --> 00:24:43,565
Because it's not fucking real!
556
00:24:43,566 --> 00:24:44,940
Rebecca:
What's not fucking real?!
557
00:24:44,941 --> 00:24:46,775
Your whole identity.
558
00:24:46,776 --> 00:24:48,110
You're like Brown people
that are stuck playing
559
00:24:48,111 --> 00:24:49,921
good Christian
for the colonizers.
560
00:24:49,945 --> 00:24:51,654
Like, hello! They left.
561
00:24:51,655 --> 00:24:53,156
Years ago.
562
00:24:53,157 --> 00:24:54,991
You don't have
to pretend any more!
563
00:24:54,992 --> 00:24:57,620
The literal audacity,
coming from a line of sellouts!
564
00:24:57,621 --> 00:24:59,371
Sellouts?
Are you fucking kidding me?!
565
00:24:59,372 --> 00:25:01,664
Yes, sellouts!
566
00:25:01,665 --> 00:25:02,999
You're like leftover shrapnel
from British colonization.
567
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:04,460
(TV chiming)
568
00:25:04,461 --> 00:25:05,835
YolkedTV Host:
Welcome to YolkedTV.
569
00:25:05,836 --> 00:25:07,630
You have successfully-
570
00:25:07,631 --> 00:25:08,838
What the fuck?
I'm not even wearing the watch.
571
00:25:08,839 --> 00:25:10,341
Oh, my God.
572
00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:12,092
YolkedTV Host:
What do you wanna-
573
00:25:13,303 --> 00:25:14,637
(sighing)
574
00:25:15,763 --> 00:25:17,890
(sighing)
575
00:25:17,891 --> 00:25:21,560
That was a really fucking
shitty thing to say, Jasmeet.
576
00:25:21,685 --> 00:25:25,146
But, you know what?
I'm not even surprised.
577
00:25:25,147 --> 00:25:28,025
'Cause you're always sneak
dissing Punjabi Christians
578
00:25:28,026 --> 00:25:29,817
and playing it off
like it's a fucking joke,
579
00:25:29,818 --> 00:25:31,527
but, you know what?
580
00:25:31,528 --> 00:25:32,988
I'm glad you finally
said it with your chest.
581
00:25:32,989 --> 00:25:34,950
Why don't we make
a video about it?
582
00:25:35,075 --> 00:25:37,076
Oh, my god.
Yo, what are you doing?
583
00:25:37,201 --> 00:25:39,036
Rebecca:
For all of your huge fans,
584
00:25:39,037 --> 00:25:40,912
because that's who
you really care about, right?
585
00:25:40,913 --> 00:25:42,748
Why don't we share
all of your hot takes
586
00:25:42,749 --> 00:25:44,249
about why
my life is meaningless
587
00:25:44,250 --> 00:25:46,043
and all of my experiences
are invalid?
588
00:25:46,044 --> 00:25:48,379
You know, since you're
the all-knowing authority
589
00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:49,713
on what's fucking real.
590
00:25:49,838 --> 00:25:51,382
Why don't you take it away, hm?
591
00:25:51,383 --> 00:25:53,508
Why don't you
fucking take it away?
592
00:25:53,509 --> 00:25:55,259
(lens cap clicking
across floor)
593
00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:57,887
(sighing)
594
00:25:57,888 --> 00:26:00,181
You know what?
This is insane.
595
00:26:00,182 --> 00:26:02,644
This is so fucking stupid
and petty.
596
00:26:02,769 --> 00:26:06,020
- I'm being petty?
- Yes, petty. (sighing)
597
00:26:06,021 --> 00:26:08,065
I can't even think right now.
I'm gonna go get some air.
598
00:26:08,066 --> 00:26:09,775
Okay, go get some air.
599
00:26:09,776 --> 00:26:11,235
Yeah, no, you need
to chill the fuck out.
600
00:26:11,236 --> 00:26:12,736
You need
to chill the fuck out!
601
00:26:12,737 --> 00:26:13,946
(door shutting)
602
00:26:17,826 --> 00:26:27,711
?
603
00:26:32,339 --> 00:26:37,304
(chanting quietly)
604
00:26:38,346 --> 00:26:43,309
(chanting quietly)
605
00:26:44,352 --> 00:26:49,316
(chanting quietly)
606
00:26:50,357 --> 00:26:55,321
(chanting quietly)
607
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:09,793
(sighing loudly)
608
00:27:09,794 --> 00:27:11,629
(sighing)
609
00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:16,593
(chanting quietly)
610
00:27:18,345 --> 00:27:19,679
(whispering)
Hey.
611
00:27:20,763 --> 00:27:22,681
Is he breathing?
612
00:27:22,682 --> 00:27:25,017
I don't think he's taken
a breath in like 20 minutes.
613
00:27:25,018 --> 00:27:26,852
He's gotta be, like,
breathing in one nostril
614
00:27:26,853 --> 00:27:28,770
and out the other,
while simultaneously doing paat,
615
00:27:28,771 --> 00:27:30,646
because how is that possible?
616
00:27:30,647 --> 00:27:32,650
No, I've been
watching his nostrils.
617
00:27:32,651 --> 00:27:34,067
They're not moving.
618
00:27:34,068 --> 00:27:36,070
- I think he's dead.
- He's dead.
619
00:27:36,071 --> 00:27:37,779
- He's... he's gotta be dead.
- He's dead.
620
00:27:37,780 --> 00:27:39,448
Yeah, his lungs
are just squeezing out
621
00:27:39,449 --> 00:27:41,616
the last hour of prayers
he had in him.
622
00:27:41,617 --> 00:27:44,078
- Wow.
- Yeah.
623
00:27:44,203 --> 00:27:48,208
(chanting quietly)
624
00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:50,669
I don't even know
what I'm doing here.
625
00:27:50,794 --> 00:27:54,004
Yeah, like, what...
what is all of this?
626
00:27:54,005 --> 00:27:56,048
What is even religion?
627
00:27:56,173 --> 00:27:59,009
Is it a bunch of traditions
we're used to?
628
00:27:59,134 --> 00:28:02,011
Is it a place where we feel
a sense of comfort,
629
00:28:02,012 --> 00:28:05,182
to feel safe,
or to be told what to do
630
00:28:05,307 --> 00:28:07,226
so we don't feel lost?
631
00:28:07,227 --> 00:28:09,228
And, like, what's the difference
between any of them?
632
00:28:09,229 --> 00:28:11,814
It's like different cuisine.
They do the same thing.
633
00:28:11,815 --> 00:28:14,149
- They nourish-
- Shh!
634
00:28:14,150 --> 00:28:16,986
If you want to talk,
go outside.
635
00:28:18,070 --> 00:28:21,031
Here, be respectful.
636
00:28:21,156 --> 00:28:22,825
- Okay?
- Sorry, Uncle.
637
00:28:22,826 --> 00:28:24,743
- Sorry.
- (speaking Punjabi)
638
00:28:27,872 --> 00:28:32,751
(phone ringing loudly)
639
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:35,087
Hello!
640
00:28:41,428 --> 00:28:43,010
(whispering)
That's loud.
641
00:28:43,011 --> 00:28:45,121
That's way louder
than what we were doing.
642
00:28:46,432 --> 00:28:47,851
Shh!
643
00:29:00,195 --> 00:29:01,904
(phone clicking)
644
00:29:01,905 --> 00:29:05,826
(chanting quietly)
645
00:29:05,951 --> 00:29:07,996
(both sighing)
646
00:29:08,121 --> 00:29:11,833
Hey, so, um,
last time we were at a Gurdwara,
647
00:29:11,958 --> 00:29:16,378
I said some things, and,
it really wasn't cool of me.
648
00:29:17,838 --> 00:29:19,757
It's fine.
649
00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:21,425
I mean,
it wasn't cool at all,
650
00:29:21,550 --> 00:29:25,346
but, I've been
doing a lot of thinking,
651
00:29:25,471 --> 00:29:29,183
and everyone's been
pushing me out, but,
652
00:29:29,308 --> 00:29:32,935
now I'm using
that push to go out to explore
653
00:29:32,936 --> 00:29:35,522
so I can figure out
what works for me
654
00:29:35,647 --> 00:29:38,984
and not what someone else
wants me to be.
655
00:29:41,488 --> 00:29:43,823
(exhaling loudly
and sighing)
656
00:29:43,948 --> 00:29:44,998
Jasmeet:
Oh, my god.
657
00:29:45,115 --> 00:29:46,240
There it is.
658
00:29:46,241 --> 00:29:48,242
His one breath of the day.
659
00:29:48,243 --> 00:29:50,370
Shoot.
660
00:29:50,371 --> 00:29:52,456
I gotta call the paramedic
and tell him not to come.
661
00:29:52,457 --> 00:29:55,292
- (laughing)
- (chanting quietly)
662
00:29:55,417 --> 00:29:58,796
(inhaling deeply)
You're dumb, bro.
663
00:29:58,797 --> 00:30:00,381
(laughing)
664
00:30:05,010 --> 00:30:06,179
(door closing)
665
00:30:08,181 --> 00:30:09,848
(Jasmeet sighing)
666
00:30:15,270 --> 00:30:16,396
(sighing)
667
00:30:17,523 --> 00:30:22,403
(siren wailing distantly)
668
00:30:27,534 --> 00:30:32,413
(siren wailing distantly)
669
00:30:36,166 --> 00:30:47,178
? You are my shepherd, babe ?
670
00:30:47,303 --> 00:30:50,390
? I wouldn't have it
any other way ?
671
00:30:50,515 --> 00:30:52,016
? No other way ?
672
00:30:52,141 --> 00:30:54,894
? My heavenly shepherd ?
673
00:30:55,019 --> 00:31:04,945
?
674
00:31:07,323 --> 00:31:10,201
? Shepherd, babe ?
675
00:31:10,326 --> 00:31:12,537
? You're such a good shepherd ?
676
00:31:12,662 --> 00:31:14,873
? Such a good shepherd ?
677
00:31:14,998 --> 00:31:18,041
? A heavenly shepherd, babe ?
678
00:31:18,166 --> 00:31:23,006
(choir singing)
679
00:31:25,173 --> 00:31:30,096
(choir singing)
680
00:31:40,606 --> 00:31:42,482
? La-da-da-da ?
681
00:31:42,608 --> 00:31:44,652
? I wish I was a sheep ?
682
00:31:44,777 --> 00:31:46,988
? La-da-da-da-da-da ?
683
00:31:47,113 --> 00:31:48,655
? Instead of a lion ?
684
00:31:48,780 --> 00:31:50,950
? La-da-da-da ?
685
00:31:51,075 --> 00:31:53,075
? Cause then
I wouldn't have to eat ?
686
00:31:53,076 --> 00:31:54,662
? La-da-da-da-da ?
687
00:31:54,787 --> 00:31:57,123
? Animals that are dying ?
688
00:31:57,248 --> 00:31:59,083
? La-da-da-da ?
689
00:31:59,208 --> 00:32:01,251
? I wish I was a sheep ?
690
00:32:01,376 --> 00:32:03,462
? La-da-da-da-da ?
691
00:32:03,587 --> 00:32:05,588
? Instead of a lion ?
692
00:32:05,589 --> 00:32:08,424
? La-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da ?
693
00:32:08,425 --> 00:32:10,259
? Cause then
I wouldn't have to eat ?
694
00:32:10,260 --> 00:32:11,596
? La-da-da-da-da ?
695
00:32:11,721 --> 00:32:13,932
? This meat that is dying ?
696
00:32:14,057 --> 00:32:15,474
? La-da-da ?
697
00:32:15,599 --> 00:32:17,518
? I wish I was ?
698
00:32:17,644 --> 00:32:19,604
? La-da-da ?
699
00:32:19,729 --> 00:32:21,940
? One of your sheep ?
700
00:32:22,065 --> 00:32:24,150
? La-da-da ?
701
00:32:24,275 --> 00:32:25,942
? Only because ?
702
00:32:26,068 --> 00:32:27,943
? La-da-da ?
703
00:32:27,944 --> 00:32:30,114
? I wouldn't have
to kill to eat ?
704
00:32:30,239 --> 00:32:31,699
? La-da-da ?
705
00:32:31,824 --> 00:32:34,285
? Oh how I wish I was ?
706
00:32:34,410 --> 00:32:35,952
? La-da-da ?
707
00:32:36,078 --> 00:32:38,288
? One of your gentle sheep ?
708
00:32:38,413 --> 00:32:40,248
? La-da-da ?
709
00:32:40,249 --> 00:32:41,625
? Only made out of love ?
710
00:32:41,750 --> 00:32:43,960
? La-da-da ?
711
00:32:43,961 --> 00:32:45,295
? Like a bird in- ?
712
00:32:45,296 --> 00:32:51,258
?
713
00:32:51,259 --> 00:32:52,970
(sighing)
714
00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:54,346
Goddamn cockblock.
715
00:32:56,182 --> 00:32:57,306
(sighing)
716
00:32:57,307 --> 00:33:05,440
? I'm a lion babe ?
717
00:33:05,441 --> 00:33:09,319
? Feeding off the sheep
that graze ?
718
00:33:09,444 --> 00:33:11,990
? Off the leaves and blades ?
719
00:33:12,115 --> 00:33:16,702
? I wouldn't have it
any other way ?
720
00:33:16,827 --> 00:33:20,373
? I'm a lion, hey ?
721
00:33:20,498 --> 00:33:24,166
? See me livin' in the shade ?
722
00:33:24,167 --> 00:33:27,461
? I have everyone afraid ?
723
00:33:27,462 --> 00:33:32,467
? Roamin' free
so no one's safe ?
724
00:33:32,468 --> 00:33:37,432
(chanting)
725
00:33:38,557 --> 00:33:43,438
(chanting)
726
00:33:44,564 --> 00:33:49,443
(chanting)
727
00:33:49,493 --> 00:33:54,043
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