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♪
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Cars are washed,
gutters are clean.
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Great.
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Hey, I noticed a couple loose
shingles when I was up there.
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When was the last time
you had your roof done?
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Mm. Seven,
eight years ago?
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No. I was still nursing Connor.
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[exclaims] Please tell me that
was not seven, eight years ago.
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I guess it's been longer
than I thought.
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I can fix those shingles,
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get you a couple more years
out of it.
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I'll give you a hand.
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I don't want you up on a ladder.
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I ain't gonna fall.
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What happened when you were
hanging the Christmas lights?
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That squirrel startled me.
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I'll be ready for him now.
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Look what came. My paycheck
from the news station.
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Sweet, how much we talking?
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It's not about the money.
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It's about people seeing me
on TV and being jealous.
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That is what I sent you
to college for.
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I'm proud of you.
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I think I'll book myself
a spa day to celebrate.
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Ain't that expensive?
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Yeah, but TV money.
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Guess I'll spend
my "tire money" on a new roof.
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Or hospital bills when you fall.
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I won't let him fall.
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I ain't gonna fall!
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♪
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Nice that Mandy's making
a little extra money.
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Yeah, and blowing
through it just as fast.
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Are you upset
she's treating herself?
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We pay the mortgage,
buy all the food,
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and what do we get in return?
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She don't even offer to chip in.
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You would take her money?
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It's the thought
that counts, Audrey.
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And she never thinks
the thought.
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You don't know what she thinks.
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Well, if you think she thought
the thought, keep thinking.
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It's their money.
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If it doesn't
bother Georgie,
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it shouldn't bother you.
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Yeah, I guess
you're right.
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You put in an order
for those new rims?
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I did.
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Great.
You restocked the struts?
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Yes, sir.
Good, good.
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Does it bother you
Mandy's spending
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all that money
on a spa day?
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♪
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[coos]
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♪
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Why would it bother me?
Why would what bother you?
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This here's private
family business.
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Mandy stepping out
on him?
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We all saw that coming.
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No. She's going
to get a massage.
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Oh...
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So she's taking
her clothes off
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and getting rubbed
by a total stranger.
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[chuckling]
I was way off.
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It ain't
about the massage,
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it's about her wasting
their money.
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She comes home relaxed
from the spa,
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that's a treat for me, too.
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He's talking
about doing it.
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[quietly]:
With your little girl.
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Are you upset that Mandy's
going to the spa?
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No, what do I care what
my daughter does with her money
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while she's living under
my roof and eating my food?
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So, it does bother you?
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Yes.
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And it bothers you
that it doesn't bother me?
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Also yes.
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Well, I will try harder
to be bothered by it.
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Get there by lunch,
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I really want to complain
about this more.
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♪
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What's all this?
Breakfast in bed.
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A Pop-Tart buffet.
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We have brown sugar cinnamon,
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chocolate,
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and for the health-conscious,
strawberry frosted.
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That one.
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And how would you like
that toasted?
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Medium?
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Excellent choice.
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So, when can we
hang out again?
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Actually, I wanted
to talk to you about that.
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My building's
being fumigated,
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and I was hoping I could
stay here for a few days.
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Um...
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That a problem?
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It's just, you haven't
even met my mom yet.
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Then let me meet her.
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Um...
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Is that a problem?
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We haven't been dating
that long,
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isn't this all a little quick?
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It's fine, I can crash
in the stockroom at work.
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I just thought
this would be more fun.
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[scoffs]
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I'm more fun than the stockroom
at a music store?
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That's the nicest thing
anyone's ever said to me.
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Well, that's... sad.
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Just a few days?
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If that's okay?
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Sure.
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Thank you.
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Just park down the street,
come in through the garage,
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and if you see
a blonde woman,
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pretend you don't
speak English.
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♪
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There's my girls.
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How's it going?
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She's asleep,
which is good
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because she kept
knocking down our tower.
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How was work?
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It was good.
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Hey, you want to do
something tonight?
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Oh, what'd you have in mind?
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I don't know,
maybe dinner.
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That we cook...
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...for your folks.
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Why?
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They do a lot for us.
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It'd be nice to let them
know we appreciate it.
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[scoffs] What dumb
thing did my mom say?
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Nothing.Good.
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Your dad said it.
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What?
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He just feels like we might
be taking them for granted.
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That's crazy, you spent all
day working on the house.
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It was more
your half of "we."
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Well, I didn't do anything.
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There you go!
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You think I don't do
anything around here?
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What?
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Well, apparently,
I'm unappreciative.
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What did you say to her?
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Nothing.
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Georgie told me.
Wait, what did you say to her?
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Uh...
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So, you're just complaining
about me to everybody?
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If you got something
to say, say it.
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[sighs]
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Fine. I pay for everything.
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I?
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If I say "we," you're
gonna be a part of this.
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"I" works.
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You know who works? Me.
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Two jobs. And I'm a mother.
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Yeah, and as soon as you get
a little money, spa day.
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You have a problem with me
going to the spa?
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I do when everyone is
paying for your life.
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Okay, Jim, that's enough.
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Oh, you don't think
she's irresponsible with money?
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Of course she is,
you spoiled her rotten.
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This is on me, now?
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All she had to do was
bat her eyes
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and she'd get
anything she wanted.
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[high-pitched voice]:
That is not true.
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"Oh, please, Daddy,
I need ice skates.
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All my friends have ice skates."
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All my friends did have them.
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You used them once.
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Well, they stopped
being friends with me.
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Hi. CeeCee's
trying to nap,
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so maybe we use
our inside voices.
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I can't believe you told on me.
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Don't get mad at him.
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Yeah, you're
the one talking crap
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about your daughter
behind her back.
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You watch it,
you're on thin ice.
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Mm, maybe you should
buy him ice skates.
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♪
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♪
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That's a lot of food.
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I'm a growing boy.
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I'm gonna die broke.
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Here you go.
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What's this?
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Rent check.
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[chuckles]
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I know what
you're doing.
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You're making a big show 'cause
you think I won't take it.
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That's not what I'm doing.
I want you to take it.
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No, you don't.
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Do I have to bat
my eyes at you?
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Oh, please, Daddy,
please take my money.
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Watch it or I will.
Go ahead.
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I'm gonna.
Good.
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Good!
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Happy?
So happy!
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Me too!
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Well, I'm happier than you!
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I can't believe
he took it.
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Why?
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Because he was supposed to say
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[low-pitched voice]:
"Aw, I appreciate it,
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but I can't take money
from my baby girl."
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Oh. So now you're all,
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[high-pitched voice]:
"Why'd he take my money?"
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What? I thought we were
imitating each other.
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Do you want to hear
my imitation of you?
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No, ma'am.
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[nasal voice]:
I didn't ding-dang think so.
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I can't believe
you took it.
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Yeah, I'm as
surprised as you are.
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I'd have figured
you'd cave immediately.
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Well, I wanted to,
but then I realized
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maybe some tough love is
what she needs right now.
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Good for you.Thanks.
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But you can't
keep her money.
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What? Why?
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If you start taking it,
they'll never move out.
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Just give it back.
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Well, if I do,
I won't have made my point.
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Do you even know
what your point is?
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You know, responsibility,
work ethic,
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her generation sucks,
that sort of thing.
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I'm glad he took it.
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We should be paying
our own way.
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We're poor.
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We'd be less poor if we were
more careful with our money.
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And when you say
"we" you mean "me."
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But I said "we."
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The same way that "we" take care
of CeeCee all day,
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and then "we" work
at the diner all night?
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Well, this "we" gets
tow truck calls all night.
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So, you think that "we"
works harder than "we"?
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Fine, we both work hard,
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but only one of us is
buying spa days.
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[scoffs]
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And now we know that was
a dumb thing for us to say.
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What do you want
to do today?
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Don't you have work?
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It's my day off.
I'm all yours.
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Great.
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00:10:06,757 --> 00:10:08,237
Unless you had plans.
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I...
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do not.
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Cool, so we can spend
the day together.
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Yep, the whole day.
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[playing bossa nova music]
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[joins with lively tune]
250
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I can't believe you haven't
seen Reality Bites.
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I love this movie.
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I mostly watch
experimental films,
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but this has been
on my list.
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[playing indistinctly]
255
00:10:53,674 --> 00:10:56,502
So, what'd you think?
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Reality certainly
does bite.
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I know, right?
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00:11:01,682 --> 00:11:04,293
Well, I'm gonna
take a shower.
259
00:11:04,336 --> 00:11:06,643
Is there room for two?
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00:11:07,862 --> 00:11:08,863
Yeah...
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JIM:
Georgie.
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00:11:14,869 --> 00:11:17,132
Can I see you a sec?
Yes, sir.
263
00:11:19,787 --> 00:11:21,223
What's up?
264
00:11:21,266 --> 00:11:22,703
There you go.
265
00:11:23,791 --> 00:11:24,966
What's this?
266
00:11:25,009 --> 00:11:26,315
That's the money
Mandy gave me for rent.
267
00:11:26,358 --> 00:11:27,359
Don't tell her.
268
00:11:28,665 --> 00:11:30,885
Mm-mm. I ain't getting
in the middle of this.
269
00:11:30,928 --> 00:11:33,844
Besides, I'm glad
we're paying you rent.
270
00:11:33,888 --> 00:11:36,238
I respect that.
271
00:11:36,281 --> 00:11:37,587
Now quit it and take the money.
272
00:11:38,806 --> 00:11:40,764
No, I ain't no freeloader.
273
00:11:40,808 --> 00:11:42,679
Mandy would take the money.
274
00:11:42,723 --> 00:11:44,159
Well, then give it to Mandy.
275
00:11:44,202 --> 00:11:46,204
No, I'm teaching her a lesson.
276
00:11:46,248 --> 00:11:48,641
By making her think she's
paying rent when she ain't?
277
00:11:49,947 --> 00:11:52,036
Raising children is
mostly lying. You'll see.
278
00:11:53,255 --> 00:11:54,909
Thank you, but I
ain't taking it.
279
00:11:58,173 --> 00:12:00,349
Hey, you get back here
and take this money.
No.
280
00:12:00,392 --> 00:12:01,829
Fine, then I'm giving
you a raise.
281
00:12:01,872 --> 00:12:03,439
You can't do that.
282
00:12:03,482 --> 00:12:05,093
Uh, I can and I will.
283
00:12:05,136 --> 00:12:06,659
I'll take a raise.
284
00:12:06,703 --> 00:12:08,618
You ain't getting a raise.
285
00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:09,793
Why is he getting one?
286
00:12:09,837 --> 00:12:11,316
It ain't a real raise.
287
00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:13,014
It's rent money my wife gave him
288
00:12:13,057 --> 00:12:14,798
that he's secretly trying
to give back to me.
289
00:12:14,842 --> 00:12:15,799
You don't pay rent?
290
00:12:15,843 --> 00:12:17,279
He won't let me.
291
00:12:17,322 --> 00:12:19,716
I've got to marry
into a white family.
292
00:12:28,072 --> 00:12:29,944
Is that "Whip It"?
You need to go.
293
00:12:31,162 --> 00:12:32,511
What? Why?
294
00:12:32,555 --> 00:12:34,644
I just need you to.
295
00:12:34,686 --> 00:12:36,341
I thought we were having fun.
296
00:12:36,385 --> 00:12:39,692
We were.Then... what the hell?
297
00:12:39,736 --> 00:12:44,175
I'm not good at being
around people all the time.
298
00:12:44,219 --> 00:12:45,611
It's exhausting.
299
00:12:45,655 --> 00:12:46,830
I'm exhausting?
300
00:12:46,874 --> 00:12:49,093
No, I am.
301
00:12:50,573 --> 00:12:53,706
Acting normal
for this long is hard.
302
00:12:53,750 --> 00:12:55,578
You don't have to act
differently around me.
303
00:12:55,621 --> 00:12:57,754
Yes, I do.
Why?
304
00:12:57,798 --> 00:13:00,061
'Cause I do weird stuff.
305
00:13:00,104 --> 00:13:01,671
Like what?
306
00:13:01,714 --> 00:13:04,456
Like walking around
talking to myself.
307
00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:05,501
That's not that weird.
308
00:13:05,544 --> 00:13:06,807
In a language I invented.
309
00:13:07,982 --> 00:13:09,287
Okay.
310
00:13:09,331 --> 00:13:10,941
There's a lot of tongue clicks.
311
00:13:12,203 --> 00:13:14,379
Well, there are things
I'm embarrassed about, too.
312
00:13:14,423 --> 00:13:15,424
Not like mine.
313
00:13:15,467 --> 00:13:16,904
You know when I told you
314
00:13:16,947 --> 00:13:18,557
my apartment was
being fumigated?
315
00:13:18,601 --> 00:13:19,863
Yes.
316
00:13:19,907 --> 00:13:21,473
I lied.
317
00:13:21,517 --> 00:13:23,432
I don't have an apartment.
318
00:13:23,475 --> 00:13:24,650
I've been sleeping
on a friend's couch
319
00:13:24,694 --> 00:13:26,478
and she kicked me out.
320
00:13:26,522 --> 00:13:27,740
Oh.
321
00:13:29,612 --> 00:13:32,267
Don't worry, I'll find
somewhere else to crash.
322
00:13:32,310 --> 00:13:33,659
Hold on.
323
00:13:33,703 --> 00:13:35,400
No, it's fine.
324
00:13:36,488 --> 00:13:37,925
Please stay.
325
00:13:39,230 --> 00:13:42,190
Are you sure? I-It'll only be
for a few days.
326
00:13:42,233 --> 00:13:43,844
I'm sure.
327
00:13:43,887 --> 00:13:47,282
Doesn't weird you out
that I'm kind of homeless?
328
00:13:47,325 --> 00:13:49,501
To be honest, if I wasn't
my mom's favorite,
329
00:13:49,545 --> 00:13:51,025
I'd be homeless, too.
330
00:13:54,028 --> 00:13:55,811
♪
331
00:13:57,770 --> 00:13:59,685
Maybe this weekend
we can hit the hardware store,
332
00:13:59,729 --> 00:14:00,948
get them shingles fixed?
333
00:14:00,991 --> 00:14:01,905
Absolutely.
334
00:14:03,341 --> 00:14:05,735
Actually, Georgie will not be
doing that.
335
00:14:05,778 --> 00:14:07,868
I will not?
You will not.
336
00:14:09,521 --> 00:14:10,740
Why?
337
00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:12,785
Well, because we pay rent now.
338
00:14:12,829 --> 00:14:15,614
And renters don't do repairs.
That's the landlord's job.
339
00:14:18,052 --> 00:14:19,967
It's okay, I don't mind.
340
00:14:21,272 --> 00:14:22,578
I mind.
341
00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:25,320
Fine, I can do it.
342
00:14:25,363 --> 00:14:27,539
You're gonna
hurt yourself.
I ain't gonna hurt myself.
343
00:14:27,583 --> 00:14:28,932
You know he's gonna
hurt himself.
344
00:14:30,716 --> 00:14:32,544
Well, I guess he's gonna
have to hire someone.
345
00:14:34,851 --> 00:14:38,028
Audrey, how much did
this dinner cost?
346
00:14:38,072 --> 00:14:39,464
Because I don't think
we should be giving away
347
00:14:39,508 --> 00:14:41,205
free food to our tenants.
348
00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:46,471
I am not charging
my daughter for food.
349
00:14:46,515 --> 00:14:48,386
How about
your son-in-law?
350
00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:49,692
That's a thought.
351
00:14:49,735 --> 00:14:51,955
Hey! I'm trying to help.
352
00:14:55,350 --> 00:14:57,134
You asleep?
353
00:14:57,178 --> 00:15:00,572
No? Okay,
back to the top.
354
00:15:02,052 --> 00:15:03,706
"Three Little Pigs,
there's three of them,
355
00:15:03,749 --> 00:15:05,142
they're little..."
Here we go again.
356
00:15:05,186 --> 00:15:07,188
I can read it to her.
357
00:15:07,231 --> 00:15:08,972
No, it's okay.
358
00:15:09,016 --> 00:15:09,973
Okay.
359
00:15:13,368 --> 00:15:15,196
I was just trying to do
one nice thing for myself,
360
00:15:15,239 --> 00:15:16,849
and it sucks that nobody
thinks I deserve it.
361
00:15:18,199 --> 00:15:19,852
You don't have
to tell me.
362
00:15:19,896 --> 00:15:21,811
I remember how hard it was
raising kids,
363
00:15:21,854 --> 00:15:23,726
and I wasn't waiting tables.
364
00:15:23,769 --> 00:15:27,121
[sighs] Between
meal times and tantrums
365
00:15:27,164 --> 00:15:29,775
and story time
and work, and...
366
00:15:29,819 --> 00:15:31,690
I don't get a second alone.
367
00:15:31,734 --> 00:15:33,649
Well, I'm here.
368
00:15:33,692 --> 00:15:35,912
And I'm grateful,
369
00:15:35,956 --> 00:15:37,044
but you're also
one of the people
370
00:15:37,087 --> 00:15:38,262
I need alone time from.
371
00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:42,179
Is that nice?
372
00:15:42,223 --> 00:15:44,094
Nice? No.
373
00:15:44,138 --> 00:15:45,530
True? Yes.
374
00:15:45,574 --> 00:15:47,141
Am I sorry? Eh.
375
00:15:48,969 --> 00:15:51,754
I know it's thankless
and exhausting,
376
00:15:51,797 --> 00:15:53,582
but hopefully someday
377
00:15:53,625 --> 00:15:56,977
CeeCee will appreciate you
the way you appreciate me.
378
00:15:57,934 --> 00:15:59,675
Oh, no.
379
00:16:08,162 --> 00:16:09,380
[TV shuts off]
We need to talk.
380
00:16:09,424 --> 00:16:10,773
Oh!
381
00:16:11,817 --> 00:16:13,776
You have to stop
382
00:16:13,819 --> 00:16:16,779
giving Mandy a hard time
about this spa thing.
383
00:16:16,822 --> 00:16:18,041
It ain't about the spa,
384
00:16:18,085 --> 00:16:19,086
it's about her
not appreciating
385
00:16:19,129 --> 00:16:21,131
all that we do for her.
386
00:16:21,175 --> 00:16:22,872
The way you didn't
appreciate all I did
387
00:16:22,915 --> 00:16:24,569
when I was
raising our kids?
388
00:16:24,613 --> 00:16:25,744
I raised them, too.
389
00:16:25,788 --> 00:16:27,007
Jim.
390
00:16:28,008 --> 00:16:30,227
Well, I was
building a business.
391
00:16:30,271 --> 00:16:31,489
You did.
392
00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:33,752
But you know what I did
was harder, right?
393
00:16:33,796 --> 00:16:35,189
[chuckles] Come on.
394
00:16:36,799 --> 00:16:38,409
You got to stay home and
play with them all day.
395
00:16:38,453 --> 00:16:40,194
Mm-hm, sure.
396
00:16:40,237 --> 00:16:42,326
Oh, which arm was it
you got that flu shot in?
397
00:16:42,370 --> 00:16:43,545
The, uh, it's
this one, why?
398
00:16:43,588 --> 00:16:45,068
Ow!
399
00:16:46,287 --> 00:16:48,245
Stay home
and play with them?
400
00:16:48,289 --> 00:16:50,073
What else you gonna
do with little kids?
401
00:16:50,117 --> 00:16:51,857
Although you
might punch them.
402
00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:55,557
Since it's so easy, why
don't you spend the weekend
403
00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:57,167
taking care
of your granddaughter?
404
00:16:58,429 --> 00:16:59,735
I'd love to, sounds fun.
405
00:16:59,778 --> 00:17:01,171
Great.
406
00:17:01,215 --> 00:17:02,825
And don't think I'm gonna
be around to help you.
407
00:17:02,868 --> 00:17:04,566
You are on your own.
408
00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:07,263
Ooh, scary.
409
00:17:08,744 --> 00:17:10,398
Oh, you might want
to go to bed soon.
410
00:17:10,441 --> 00:17:11,616
She gets up at 5:00.
411
00:17:13,183 --> 00:17:14,879
Oh, no.
412
00:17:21,148 --> 00:17:22,627
♪ Crack that whip
413
00:17:24,238 --> 00:17:25,935
♪ Give the past a slip
414
00:17:27,502 --> 00:17:28,938
♪ Step on a crack
415
00:17:30,244 --> 00:17:31,810
♪ Break your mama's back
416
00:17:34,509 --> 00:17:36,206
BOTH:
♪ When a problem comes along
417
00:17:36,250 --> 00:17:37,990
♪ You must whip it.
418
00:17:38,034 --> 00:17:40,123
[crying]
Aw.
419
00:17:40,167 --> 00:17:42,256
Come on,
stop crying, please.
420
00:17:42,299 --> 00:17:44,910
We got these,
these are bananas.
421
00:17:44,954 --> 00:17:46,869
Who cries
over bananas?
422
00:17:46,912 --> 00:17:48,479
Oh, oh, good, Georgie.
423
00:17:48,523 --> 00:17:50,568
Would you mind taking over?
I can't get her to stop crying.
424
00:17:50,612 --> 00:17:52,048
You try giving her bananas?
425
00:17:52,092 --> 00:17:53,745
Sliced, mushed, I sang
426
00:17:53,789 --> 00:17:55,356
"Come, mister tally man,
tally me banana."
427
00:17:55,399 --> 00:17:56,183
Nothing.
428
00:17:57,401 --> 00:17:59,316
Sorry. Got to
get up on the roof
429
00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:00,317
and fix those shingles.
430
00:18:00,361 --> 00:18:01,362
You'll figure it out.
431
00:18:01,405 --> 00:18:02,493
[crying]
432
00:18:02,537 --> 00:18:04,365
What do you want?
433
00:18:04,408 --> 00:18:06,367
Ice skates? Pony?
434
00:18:06,410 --> 00:18:07,846
No?
435
00:18:07,890 --> 00:18:09,109
I'll buy you anything.
436
00:18:12,286 --> 00:18:15,202
My masseuse was little,
but she was strong.
437
00:18:15,245 --> 00:18:17,552
My guy was pretty big.
438
00:18:17,595 --> 00:18:19,597
You had a guy?
439
00:18:19,641 --> 00:18:21,033
Raúl.
440
00:18:22,644 --> 00:18:24,602
No fair.
441
00:18:25,821 --> 00:18:27,736
I want a Raúl.
442
00:18:30,478 --> 00:18:31,783
♪ It's not too late
443
00:18:31,827 --> 00:18:33,220
♪ To whip it
444
00:18:33,263 --> 00:18:34,612
BOTH:
♪ Whip it good.
445
00:18:34,656 --> 00:18:35,831
[flat-picking]
446
00:18:37,659 --> 00:18:38,877
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