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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,508 --> 00:00:09,044 Kane is in the building, nigga... 2 00:00:23,273 --> 00:00:26,016 Now tell me how you love it You know you at the top 3 00:00:26,109 --> 00:00:29,819 When only heaven's right above it, we on 4 00:00:30,572 --> 00:00:32,655 'Cause we on 5 00:00:32,741 --> 00:00:35,575 Who else is really trying to fuck with Hollywood Cole? 6 00:00:35,661 --> 00:00:37,152 I'm with Marley G, bro 7 00:00:37,246 --> 00:00:40,455 Flying Holly Grove chicks to my Hollywood shows 8 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:43,750 And I wanna tell you something that you probably should know 9 00:00:43,835 --> 00:00:46,828 This that Slumdog Millionaire Bollywood flow 10 00:00:46,922 --> 00:00:48,584 And... 11 00:00:48,674 --> 00:00:50,256 My real friends never hearing from me 12 00:00:50,342 --> 00:00:53,926 Fake friends write the wrong answers on the mirror for me 13 00:00:54,012 --> 00:00:56,675 That's why I pick and choose I don't get shit confused 14 00:00:56,765 --> 00:00:59,599 Don't like my women single I like my chicks in twos 15 00:00:59,685 --> 00:01:02,678 And these days all the girls is down to roll 16 00:01:02,771 --> 00:01:05,605 I hit the strip club and all them bitches find the pole 17 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:09,230 Plus, I been sippin' So this shit is movin' kinda slow 18 00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:12,187 Just tell my girl to tell her friend that it's time to go 19 00:01:18,203 --> 00:01:20,069 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 20 00:01:31,341 --> 00:01:32,752 Thank you. 21 00:01:34,595 --> 00:01:38,680 - Dilate your asshole. - (SPENCER SPEAKING SPANISH) 22 00:01:39,516 --> 00:01:40,597 How you boys feeling? 23 00:01:40,684 --> 00:01:43,267 Beware of Strasmores bearing gifts. 24 00:01:43,353 --> 00:01:44,998 Quite sure that's not how the saying goes, Bret. 25 00:01:45,022 --> 00:01:46,541 You know, when they give you a new kidney, 26 00:01:46,565 --> 00:01:48,147 they leave the old one inside of you, 27 00:01:48,233 --> 00:01:50,395 so it's like a shitty used car permanently parked 28 00:01:50,485 --> 00:01:52,147 on the overgrown lawn on your life. 29 00:01:52,237 --> 00:01:54,632 Well, at least you have a brother who was willing to give you one. 30 00:01:54,656 --> 00:01:56,568 I mean, that's some 30 for 30 shit right there. 31 00:01:56,700 --> 00:02:00,489 Yeah, willing? He sold it to me for two million fucking bucks. 32 00:02:00,579 --> 00:02:03,822 One point eight, you cheap fuck. And guess what? It wasn't worth it. 33 00:02:03,915 --> 00:02:06,453 Okay. Well, the storyjust became a lot less uplifting, boys. 34 00:02:06,543 --> 00:02:08,062 What do you want, Spencer? What do you want? 35 00:02:08,086 --> 00:02:09,702 And please do not tell me you're here 36 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:12,254 looking for a bailout for that surf nightmare 37 00:02:12,341 --> 00:02:13,548 you sunk yourselves into. 38 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:17,548 No, I have come here to offer you an opportunity to become media titans. 39 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:19,550 On the public access channel you inherited? 40 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:22,223 Fish tanks. I've seen fish tanks more riveting. 41 00:02:22,309 --> 00:02:24,642 Exactly, which is why I'm rebranding it, 42 00:02:24,728 --> 00:02:26,164 and we are gonna pivot back to football. 43 00:02:26,188 --> 00:02:27,599 You think you can buy NFL rights? 44 00:02:27,689 --> 00:02:29,521 No. The NFL ratings are taking a nosedive. 45 00:02:29,608 --> 00:02:30,644 But you know what's not? 46 00:02:30,734 --> 00:02:32,817 - Mommy porn? - College football, Bret. 47 00:02:32,903 --> 00:02:34,172 You should see somebody about that. 48 00:02:34,196 --> 00:02:35,937 - So which college? - USC. 49 00:02:36,073 --> 00:02:37,359 Pac-12 deal is ending, 50 00:02:37,449 --> 00:02:39,594 and we're gonna lock them down with a bid they can't refuse. 51 00:02:39,618 --> 00:02:41,701 And how much are "we" planning to bid? 52 00:02:41,787 --> 00:02:43,369 Two hundred over 10 years. 53 00:02:43,455 --> 00:02:44,616 - Oh, come on. - (BRET LAUGHS) 54 00:02:44,706 --> 00:02:46,288 Million? $200 million? 55 00:02:46,375 --> 00:02:49,368 That's the deal you flew out here to dazzle us with? 56 00:02:49,461 --> 00:02:51,748 - JULIAN: Where is the upside? - The upside is 57 00:02:51,838 --> 00:02:54,626 a billion-dollar secret that I have been sitting on 58 00:02:54,716 --> 00:02:57,333 about the big, bright future of their program. 59 00:02:57,427 --> 00:02:58,713 - Go on. - Yeah, go on. 60 00:02:58,804 --> 00:03:01,512 What if I told you that the greatest athlete on the planet 61 00:03:01,598 --> 00:03:03,555 is gonna shock the world with his decision. 62 00:03:03,725 --> 00:03:05,307 Oh, LeBron is going back to college. 63 00:03:05,394 --> 00:03:07,260 No, this is a new king. 64 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:09,641 And guess how many people know where he's headed. 65 00:03:09,731 --> 00:03:12,519 - Just you? - Yeah, and it's gonna stay that way. 66 00:03:12,609 --> 00:03:15,477 Billion-dollar insider info right now, boys. 67 00:03:15,570 --> 00:03:16,606 Wow. 68 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:19,314 That is flopping around in the mud. 69 00:03:19,491 --> 00:03:21,778 I knew you were dirty. I didn't know you were this dirty. 70 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:23,825 Well, no dirtier than the NCAA, Bret. 71 00:03:23,912 --> 00:03:26,120 You're not worried about betting your name and future 72 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:27,663 on the word of a teenager? 73 00:03:27,916 --> 00:03:29,782 Look at my face. Do I look worried? 74 00:03:29,876 --> 00:03:33,495 The lawyer will be in touch while I vet. 75 00:03:33,839 --> 00:03:34,955 Now get out. 76 00:03:36,299 --> 00:03:38,507 Like you both more when you're medicated. 77 00:03:38,927 --> 00:03:41,419 - I need that. I need to go... Okay. - (BUTTON CLICKING) 78 00:03:41,513 --> 00:03:42,845 Go deep. Go deep. 79 00:03:42,931 --> 00:03:44,843 - (MUSIC PLAYING) - (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 80 00:03:45,183 --> 00:03:48,551 Yeah, well, whose brilliant idea was it to get them fried chicken 81 00:03:48,645 --> 00:03:50,227 like they're pigeons in a park? 82 00:03:50,313 --> 00:03:52,166 Oh, because I'm black I'm supposed to know about chicken? 83 00:03:52,190 --> 00:03:55,228 (SCOFFS) Jesse, hey, you have that spreadsheet? 84 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:57,151 Okay, yeah, I need one minute, too. 85 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:58,464 Nobody listens to me around here. 86 00:03:58,488 --> 00:04:00,946 More like everybody's tired of listening to your ass. 87 00:04:01,032 --> 00:04:02,898 I'm sorry, but we no longer rep... 88 00:04:02,993 --> 00:04:04,074 Hold on! 89 00:04:04,161 --> 00:04:06,403 Put that fucking call on hold. 90 00:04:06,496 --> 00:04:08,474 Who do we no longer rep, and who is that on the phone? 91 00:04:08,498 --> 00:04:09,830 It's Yanni from Nike. 92 00:04:10,167 --> 00:04:12,625 He's calling about Nyjah's avail for a new campaign. 93 00:04:12,711 --> 00:04:14,327 Give me that. Give me that! 94 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:18,088 Hey, Yanni, my man. 95 00:04:18,175 --> 00:04:19,416 It's Joe Krutel. 96 00:04:19,509 --> 00:04:21,671 Joe! Joey! We know each other? 97 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:25,551 I'm the new creative director and owner of Sports X. 98 00:04:25,724 --> 00:04:27,716 Um, how can I help you? 99 00:04:27,809 --> 00:04:29,569 - What do you need? - I gotta get with Nyjah. 100 00:04:29,644 --> 00:04:32,478 I got an idea for a dope new SB campaign, but I gotta move quick. 101 00:04:32,564 --> 00:04:33,771 Is he around and avail? 102 00:04:33,857 --> 00:04:36,520 Oh, God, unfortunately, that's both great and awful. 103 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:37,726 He's not. 104 00:04:39,070 --> 00:04:40,356 He had a death in the family. 105 00:04:40,447 --> 00:04:41,608 - No! - Yeah. 106 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:43,906 - You know his Weimaraner, Bobby? - Not Bobby! 107 00:04:43,992 --> 00:04:46,109 Yeah. Bobby got hit by a garbage truck. 108 00:04:46,203 --> 00:04:48,661 - He is no more. - Dude! That's awful. 109 00:04:48,747 --> 00:04:50,955 Maybe I can send him something. 110 00:04:51,041 --> 00:04:53,033 No. I don't think you should. 111 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:54,537 It'll only reopen the wounds. 112 00:04:54,753 --> 00:04:57,416 - Know what I mean? - Fuck! I feel bad for the kid. 113 00:04:57,506 --> 00:04:59,589 And the dog. But, look, I gotta jump, all right? 114 00:04:59,674 --> 00:05:01,415 I gotta chase down another piece of talent. 115 00:05:01,510 --> 00:05:04,218 Well, okay, maybe I can help with that. 116 00:05:04,387 --> 00:05:05,548 Who else you got? 117 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:10,225 What if you do less of a star-centric face campaign, 118 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:12,393 and it's more about a cultural revolution, 119 00:05:12,479 --> 00:05:14,345 - a whole clique. - Okay, what clique? 120 00:05:14,439 --> 00:05:17,022 - Illegal Civilization. - (YANNI LAUGHS) 121 00:05:17,108 --> 00:05:18,895 Come on, man. Those kids are animals. 122 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:20,851 You know they upper-decked the Puma offices 123 00:05:20,946 --> 00:05:22,423 when Lance brought them in for a general? 124 00:05:22,447 --> 00:05:24,439 Well, that was before we put them 125 00:05:24,533 --> 00:05:26,866 through our specialized finishing school. 126 00:05:26,952 --> 00:05:28,363 - No shit? - For real. 127 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:31,070 I would not lie to you. You're too important to our business. 128 00:05:31,706 --> 00:05:32,822 Are they around for a meet? 129 00:05:32,916 --> 00:05:34,703 Yeah. Why don't you come by the office today. 130 00:05:34,793 --> 00:05:37,035 - I'm already there, Joe. - Great. 131 00:05:37,128 --> 00:05:38,460 Boom! 132 00:05:38,588 --> 00:05:40,625 (IMITATES SWISHING, GUNFIRE) 133 00:05:40,715 --> 00:05:41,956 Okay. Can I have my phone back? 134 00:05:42,050 --> 00:05:44,133 I can't. I just shot it into a million pieces. 135 00:05:44,469 --> 00:05:46,381 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 136 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:56,562 (DENNIS WHOOPING) 137 00:05:57,816 --> 00:05:59,307 Damn, son! 138 00:05:59,776 --> 00:06:02,314 What, you grow webs on your feet or something? 139 00:06:02,404 --> 00:06:04,191 You smashed your own PB. 140 00:06:04,281 --> 00:06:06,739 Just motivated by the money, Pops. Same as always. 141 00:06:06,825 --> 00:06:08,361 That better be all that's pushing you. 142 00:06:08,660 --> 00:06:09,821 What'd you say? 143 00:06:09,911 --> 00:06:11,097 I'm just saying what I'm saying. 144 00:06:11,121 --> 00:06:14,080 My body's a temple. Always has been, always will be, Pops. 145 00:06:14,332 --> 00:06:16,824 Baby. Come on. Get ready. We got a barbecue with the Whites. 146 00:06:16,918 --> 00:06:19,956 (SCOFFS) Now, why has it always gotta be about race, sweetie? 147 00:06:20,046 --> 00:06:23,915 No, Pops, that's their name. The Whites. The Whites' barbecue? 148 00:06:24,009 --> 00:06:26,376 We barbecuing white folks now? 149 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:28,520 You better get you some of that spicy-ass rub, 150 00:06:28,555 --> 00:06:30,324 'cause you know that white meat ain't as flavorful 151 00:06:30,348 --> 00:06:32,410 - as this dark meat, baby. - Who says you even rolling? 152 00:06:32,434 --> 00:06:33,786 Come on, man. You gotta let me go! 153 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:35,204 Who the hell are the Whites anyway? 154 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:38,016 Some tech dude. Made an app that matches dogs for play dates. 155 00:06:38,815 --> 00:06:40,431 So like Tinder for dogs? 156 00:06:40,525 --> 00:06:42,061 Yeah, but they always down to fuck. 157 00:06:42,152 --> 00:06:45,316 Damn, man! People keep stealing all my good ideas! 158 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:47,522 For real! This is bullshit. 159 00:06:48,116 --> 00:06:50,403 Sounds like those skate brats are running you ragged, huh? 160 00:06:50,493 --> 00:06:53,327 Dude, it's like herding stoned cats. 161 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:55,200 If I could track down these little fuckers, 162 00:06:55,290 --> 00:06:56,767 at least the payoff will be worth it. 163 00:06:56,791 --> 00:06:58,895 You know, Joseph, it sounds like you found your calling. 164 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:01,332 My God, I hope not. How'd it go with the brothers? 165 00:07:01,588 --> 00:07:03,428 It's all good. They just texted me they are in. 166 00:07:03,465 --> 00:07:04,956 Money in the bank and ready to play. 167 00:07:05,050 --> 00:07:06,086 JOE: That's great news. 168 00:07:06,176 --> 00:07:08,964 Meanwhile, I'll be here, steering the ship away from the iceberg. 169 00:07:09,054 --> 00:07:10,590 Hey! No, no, no. 170 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:12,400 Those aren't the new design. Take them back. 171 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:14,674 - Throw those out. - Be the iceberg, Joseph. 172 00:07:14,768 --> 00:07:16,760 - Be the iceberg. - What does that even mean? 173 00:07:16,853 --> 00:07:20,642 Well, it means, um... (CHUCKLES) I don't know what the fuck it means. 174 00:07:20,732 --> 00:07:22,501 I can tell you this. When it's all said and done, 175 00:07:22,525 --> 00:07:24,128 you and I are gonna raise a glass, my friend. 176 00:07:24,152 --> 00:07:25,563 I don't drink anymore. I quit. 177 00:07:25,654 --> 00:07:27,089 - (LAUGHS) I'm kidding. - Hold on. (SHUSHING) 178 00:07:27,113 --> 00:07:29,133 - No, don't put me on... - REPORTER:...unparalleled talents. 179 00:07:29,157 --> 00:07:32,525 While it's not official, an anonymous source confirmed to us 180 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:35,157 that Quincy Crawford has made a verbal commitment 181 00:07:35,246 --> 00:07:36,578 to play for the Buckeyes. 182 00:07:36,665 --> 00:07:38,748 - Yeah! - All right! 183 00:07:38,833 --> 00:07:40,995 Hey, shut the fuck up! 184 00:07:41,086 --> 00:07:42,998 This is a huge win for Ohio State... 185 00:07:43,088 --> 00:07:44,545 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 186 00:08:07,904 --> 00:08:09,145 (PANTING) 187 00:08:12,367 --> 00:08:14,029 - Yo, who this? - You know who this is. 188 00:08:14,119 --> 00:08:16,987 - Where the hell you been? - Just getting dirty on these ATVs. 189 00:08:17,205 --> 00:08:19,868 You gotta come try it next time. It'll get you right. What up? 190 00:08:19,958 --> 00:08:22,166 Ohio State, Q. Ohio State. 191 00:08:22,252 --> 00:08:23,868 - That's what up. - Oh, that. 192 00:08:23,962 --> 00:08:26,295 Yeah. I guess I told them what they wanted to hear, 193 00:08:26,381 --> 00:08:27,858 like everyone else who flashing me love. 194 00:08:27,882 --> 00:08:29,839 - You feel me? - Everyone who? 195 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:33,924 Not you. But Unc, I met LeBron at The Shoe. 196 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:36,427 This dude's mad charming. I mean, he still text me. 197 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:37,632 What am I supposed to do? 198 00:08:37,726 --> 00:08:39,012 You don't say no to the King. 199 00:08:39,102 --> 00:08:42,595 Yes, Q, you do. In this case, you say no. You say, "Hell, no." 200 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:44,970 Look, I told him I'd love to go there before you came back 201 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:47,438 on the scene with all your suss-ass deals and shit. 202 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:50,645 But that's old news. Last I heard, we're waiting till Signing Day. 203 00:08:50,739 --> 00:08:52,696 Shit, they must have heard about our trip to USC 204 00:08:52,782 --> 00:08:54,062 - and leaked it. - That's fucked. 205 00:08:54,117 --> 00:08:57,485 Yes, it is, Q. Massively. All right? It's about to sink our deal. 206 00:08:57,579 --> 00:08:58,695 Do you understand that? 207 00:08:58,788 --> 00:09:00,308 This is your money we're talking about. 208 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:02,410 You wanted me in on this deal. I'm in. 209 00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:05,000 But if you got loose ends you gotta take care of, 210 00:09:05,462 --> 00:09:06,703 you gotta take care of them. 211 00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:08,003 Hear me? 212 00:09:08,089 --> 00:09:10,547 We gotta make a quick stop to Columbus. 213 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:14,686 - (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 214 00:09:20,935 --> 00:09:22,767 Oh, yeah. Mmm! 215 00:09:36,159 --> 00:09:38,071 (CLINKING) 216 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:44,119 So were you in the league, too? 217 00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:48,035 - Yeah, CFL. It's in Canadia. - Oh, really? 218 00:09:48,129 --> 00:09:50,291 We just bought a lake house in Vancouver. 219 00:09:50,381 --> 00:09:51,542 - Word? - Yeah. 220 00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:53,420 You and Ricky are welcome anytime. 221 00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:54,671 Thank you? 222 00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:57,549 But is it all isolated? Like no one can hear you scream? 223 00:09:59,057 --> 00:10:01,515 You see, most people don't realize 224 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:04,810 that all of the energy's generated from the lower body 225 00:10:04,896 --> 00:10:07,980 and that you gotta sort of explode from the hips. 226 00:10:09,567 --> 00:10:12,651 Well, now I can see where your handsome son gets it from. 227 00:10:12,737 --> 00:10:16,105 Oh, honey, I only gave him half of it. 228 00:10:16,199 --> 00:10:17,440 (LAUGHING) 229 00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:19,904 WOMAN: He's only been in for a year. 230 00:10:19,994 --> 00:10:21,656 - We have to give him time. - Right. 231 00:10:21,746 --> 00:10:25,330 I mean, sure, Trump is an eccentric, 232 00:10:25,416 --> 00:10:27,578 but so were so many of our great leaders. 233 00:10:27,669 --> 00:10:30,412 - Okay. Imagine if Lincoln had Twitter. - (ALL LAUGHING) 234 00:10:30,547 --> 00:10:31,754 - What? - (IMITATES EXPLOSION) 235 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:34,298 Or Teddy Roosevelt had Snapchat. 236 00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:37,923 But he is moving us forward, and the rest is just noise. 237 00:10:38,012 --> 00:10:41,426 I just mean you have to look at what he's doing for people like us. 238 00:10:41,516 --> 00:10:43,178 - Like us? - Yeah! 239 00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:44,384 Yeah, like us. 240 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,514 Yeah, successful, self-made Americans. 241 00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:48,707 Hey, don't hate us for wanting to keep our money, right? 242 00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:51,769 Yeah, come on. We work hard. We got rich as fuck 243 00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:54,068 on the backs of our own sweat and tears, 244 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:57,147 and he wants to let people like us keep the fruits of our labor. 245 00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:59,343 I think that's something that the whole country can get behind. 246 00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:01,199 Lookit, we didn't ask for any handouts. 247 00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:04,029 We did it by grinding it out. So can everybody else. 248 00:11:04,122 --> 00:11:06,455 Yeah, I can see the calluses on your hands. 249 00:11:06,541 --> 00:11:08,203 (ALL LAUGHING) 250 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,625 See, that's what I love about you, Rick. 251 00:11:10,712 --> 00:11:13,045 You get it. A lot of you don't. 252 00:11:14,090 --> 00:11:16,457 - Hmm! - I get it. You got me. 253 00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:19,877 Ricky Jerret is exactly who he needs. 254 00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:24,014 What? No, you gotta speak up. 255 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:26,934 Sounds like you got bad reception up your ass. 256 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:29,373 Why don't you hit me back once you pull your head out of it. 257 00:11:29,397 --> 00:11:30,513 Jerk. 258 00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:33,065 - There she is. Hey, baby. - Hey, baby. 259 00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:34,962 You couldn't pick your wife up from the airport? 260 00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:36,672 Mother of your child, Queen of your kingdom? 261 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,437 Listen. I wanted to pick you up. 262 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:40,739 It's just that Gurley's vampire of an agent 263 00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:42,987 just called to renegotiate his contract a year early. 264 00:11:43,077 --> 00:11:44,318 Just got things all shaken up. 265 00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:46,529 Yeah? Well, the 405 got me shook. Okay? 266 00:11:46,623 --> 00:11:47,864 It can do that. 267 00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:49,243 Hey, hey, hey. 268 00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:51,451 You matter. It's okay. 269 00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:53,460 I should have picked you up. I know that. 270 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:55,378 - Yeah, you should have. - Now, Mrs. Greane, 271 00:11:55,465 --> 00:11:58,674 can you please formally accept my apology? 272 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:01,711 - Yes, I do. - Okay. Thank you. 273 00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:05,464 I'm only gonna be in LA one night before I go to my conference in Vegas. 274 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:07,299 Today was supposed to be about us. 275 00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:08,884 I know. I see all of it. 276 00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:11,311 It's just that I have to do this one thing, okay? 277 00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:15,641 It's not gonna take forever. How about you go get a massage? 278 00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:17,476 And then maybe you hit the shops? 279 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,890 By then, I'll be done. I'll come make it up to you tonight. 280 00:12:20,031 --> 00:12:21,317 - How's that sound? - Okay. 281 00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:22,488 - Yeah? - Yeah. 282 00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:26,114 Give me some of that. I love you, my Queen. 283 00:12:26,204 --> 00:12:28,787 Love you, my King. All right. Bye. 284 00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:32,454 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 285 00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:36,537 (INAUDIBLE) 286 00:12:39,342 --> 00:12:41,880 What the fuck are those, slippers? 287 00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:43,927 These are driving shoes, motherfucker. 288 00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:45,675 They're Ferragamos. 289 00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:48,015 Yeah, driving to tell the police you saw everything. 290 00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:51,431 These shits grip the pedal with precision traction 291 00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:54,480 while offering masculine fashion-forward accents 292 00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:56,898 and a bespoke European fit. 293 00:12:57,151 --> 00:12:59,063 - "Bespoke"? - Look it up. 294 00:12:59,529 --> 00:13:01,441 Yo! Roscoe's is here! 295 00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:03,523 - What's up, fellows? - Get out of my way. 296 00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:05,111 Sit down, bitch. 297 00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:07,443 Oh, shit! You're back. 298 00:13:07,662 --> 00:13:09,028 Yeah, we're back. 299 00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:10,988 That's crazy. Nobody ever comes back. 300 00:13:11,082 --> 00:13:13,620 Well, we're not fucking nobodies, Aramis. 301 00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:15,562 We're the guys who are gonna make your asses rich. 302 00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:17,373 Oh, yeah? How you gonna do that? 303 00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:20,672 Well, for starters, we got you a meeting with Nike today. 304 00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:22,590 You ever heard of fucking Nike? 305 00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:25,260 Yeah, they make real fucking sneakers. 306 00:13:25,346 --> 00:13:28,259 Yeah, they're chomping at the bit to get some of that Illegal Civ magic 307 00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:30,341 all up in them corporate guts. 308 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:34,645 I mean, yeah. I like what they up to. Like with SB and all that. 309 00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:36,768 Oh, yeah? Yeah? You like what they're up to? 310 00:13:36,858 --> 00:13:38,210 You approve of their business model? 311 00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:41,944 All right, good. Unless you wanna be drinking whatever the fuck that is 312 00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:44,773 and eating your dinner out of cans when you're my fucking age, 313 00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:48,200 you'll get your shit together and let us cash you in 314 00:13:48,286 --> 00:13:49,993 before you're yesterday's meme. 315 00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:53,868 I like that. Uncle Fester came to play today. Okay. 316 00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:56,541 - Every damn day. - Yeah. 317 00:13:57,795 --> 00:13:59,502 What the fuck is that shit? 318 00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:01,212 (ALL LAUGHING) 319 00:14:01,299 --> 00:14:02,415 What, you don't like E&J? 320 00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:04,625 E&J? I like B&J. 321 00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:06,335 This is like fucking pee and J. 322 00:14:06,429 --> 00:14:08,170 - (LIQUID TRICKLES) - (GLASS CLATTERS) 323 00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:10,130 We're sending a car at 4:00. 324 00:14:10,224 --> 00:14:12,261 Make sure you're fucking ready. 325 00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:19,769 It must be weird, huh? 326 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,225 Being retired at such a young age. 327 00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:23,652 Well, I might surprise you on that front. 328 00:14:23,738 --> 00:14:25,024 Seriously? 329 00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:27,364 - Oh. - (LAUGHING) 330 00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:30,659 Breaking news. All right, hey, lips are sealed. 331 00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:34,496 Uh-oh. Somebody call Jerry Jones. 332 00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:36,323 We got a kneeler! 333 00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:37,749 Dude. 334 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:41,203 - Let's respect the movement, okay? - The movement. 335 00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:43,960 You got a problem with athletes speaking their mind or something? 336 00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:47,339 No, not on their own time. Just don't drag the flag into it. 337 00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:48,794 Y'all made it about the flag. 338 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,129 Who's "y'all"? 339 00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:51,589 All right, easy. 340 00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:54,265 I do have a serious question, though, for you. 341 00:14:54,435 --> 00:14:57,519 If you go back out there, you gonna kneel? 342 00:14:58,064 --> 00:15:00,209 Listen, do me a favor, all right? Let's change the subject, 343 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:01,269 - okay, fellows? - Wait. 344 00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:02,941 Are you a politician now? Come on. 345 00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:04,713 - We're all on the same level here. - Ricky. 346 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,194 You can tell us. Come on. 347 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:08,112 - Shit. - You would. 348 00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:10,278 - You totally would! - You're gonna kneel! 349 00:15:10,368 --> 00:15:11,984 - I knew it! - You would fucking kneel! 350 00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:14,445 You damn right I'd kneel, motherfucker! 351 00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:16,739 And I'd kneel every Sunday. Know I'm saying? Fuck Trump! 352 00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:18,407 Fuck that racist-ass bitch! 353 00:15:18,543 --> 00:15:20,205 - Whoa! Holy shit. - Okay, that's... 354 00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:23,082 Listen, man, you gotta respect the office, Ricky. 355 00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:25,292 - Where's our respect? - He's your president too, man. 356 00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:26,957 Where the fuck is our respect, huh? 357 00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:28,946 - What are you talking about? - My people. That's right! 358 00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:30,197 - I'm sorry. Excuse me. - My people! 359 00:15:30,221 --> 00:15:31,462 This is not about race! 360 00:15:31,556 --> 00:15:34,390 My mother raised me, a single mother on welfare. 361 00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:36,216 Government cheese and white bread. 362 00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:40,054 And I'm here because I got some assistance when I needed it. 363 00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:42,140 Okay, you're an exception. 364 00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:45,768 Yeah, that's right. I am an exception. So fuck you. 365 00:15:46,154 --> 00:15:47,486 (PEOPLE MURMURING) 366 00:15:53,828 --> 00:15:55,428 - (CELL PHONE RINGING) - (SPENCER GROANS) 367 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:03,077 - What's up, brother? - JASON: Where are you? 368 00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:05,500 Oh, sunny SoCal. 369 00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:08,590 Yeah, me too. You got a minute to link up later? 370 00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:10,542 Know what? I don't. I'm slammed right now. 371 00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:11,916 Is it important, or can it wait? 372 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,132 I'm just curious. 373 00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:15,617 Look, I don't judge you for that curiosity, brother. (LAUGHS) 374 00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:17,883 No, I'm not curious about myself, Strasmore. 375 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,537 I'm curious about you and the Andersons. 376 00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:21,975 Word on the street is that they're trying to make a deal 377 00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:23,350 for USC's TV rights. 378 00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:25,395 You know anything about that? 379 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:26,692 No, not a thing. 380 00:16:26,777 --> 00:16:28,755 You know, but, look, those guys have their own agenda, 381 00:16:28,779 --> 00:16:30,779 and you don't need me to tell you what color it is. 382 00:16:31,032 --> 00:16:33,365 - Where'd you hear that from, anyway? - Dan Davis. 383 00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:37,990 - Fuck. - Say something. 'Cause Dan did. 384 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,571 He asked me what I thought about you. 385 00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:41,452 I vouched. I told him you were solid. 386 00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:44,626 - Yeah? Well, I appreciate that. - I told him you were a stand-up guy. 387 00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:46,829 But, obviously, I lied. 388 00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:50,541 You got your nose buried in a new pile but on a different coast. 389 00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:54,470 You know, with you, the story is always the fucking same. 390 00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:57,889 I just better not hear the name "Quincy Crawford" mentioned. 391 00:16:57,975 --> 00:17:00,012 Hey, come on. I wouldn't do that to you, J. 392 00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:03,345 Let me remind you, just in case you are having memory problems, 393 00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:04,680 which you so clearly are, 394 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,975 he better come out of this thing clean, 395 00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:09,856 or I am coming for you, big man. 396 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:11,862 (HANGS UP) 397 00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:22,497 Hey. Thanks for seeing me on such short notice. 398 00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:24,620 Any time, Mr. Strasmore. 399 00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:27,418 We're always happy to have a legend in these halls, 400 00:17:27,505 --> 00:17:29,608 even if they did choose the wrong school back in the day. 401 00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:32,545 - Well, you live and learn, right? - You do. You do. Have a seat, please. 402 00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:34,046 - Thank you, Tom. - Please. 403 00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:37,220 Sorry Urban couldn't make it, but he's out rustling the bushes, 404 00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:38,763 - if you know what I mean. - I do. 405 00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:40,841 Left me in charge of the nuthouse. 406 00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:42,801 Right, well, I'll make it quick, Todd. 407 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,682 I'm here on behalf of Quincy Crawford. 408 00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:46,434 Oh. You're friends? 409 00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:48,060 Well, I'm his uncle. 410 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:49,725 Really? Uncle Spencer? 411 00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:52,357 - "Uncle Spency." (CHUCKLES) - Oh. (CHUCKLES) 412 00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:54,062 Well, Q's family is our family. 413 00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:57,115 Well, I'm happy to hear that because any time you hear bad news, 414 00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:58,845 you always wanna hear it from somebody you love. 415 00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:00,861 - Am I right? - Excuse me? 416 00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:02,617 Todd, I'm gonna shoot straight with you. 417 00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:05,700 Like LeBron, Q is gonna take his talents elsewhere. 418 00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:08,752 He's looking for a more suitable environment in terms of his education, 419 00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:10,295 and he needs to be closer to home. 420 00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:12,209 Is that right? 421 00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:13,336 Sad to say, it is. 422 00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:15,133 He feels terrible about this whole thing, 423 00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:17,427 and, you know, under it all, he's just a shy kid 424 00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:19,783 who doesn't wanna disappoint anybody, so he asked me to come up here 425 00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:22,345 and see you face-to-face to deliver the news. 426 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:26,099 Well, I'm sorry to hear it, and Urban will be even more sorry. 427 00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:28,601 Tell Urban that Saban was even sorrier, 428 00:18:28,691 --> 00:18:29,807 but there's only one kid 429 00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:31,141 - to go around, right? - Hmm. 430 00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:36,696 Well, thanks for coming by to let us know in person. 431 00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:39,525 - All right. - We are sad to lose him 432 00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:41,702 but understand these things 433 00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:44,450 are personal matters, and there's so much to consider. 434 00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:47,157 Look, Todd, I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news, 435 00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:49,243 but I'm really happy we have a good understanding. 436 00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:51,124 Of course. Jeannie will make sure you have 437 00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:52,608 the proper directions to the airport. 438 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,373 I'm good, flying private. Thank you. 439 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:57,960 Oh, right! Yeah, you Miami boys love your bling. Am I right? 440 00:19:06,729 --> 00:19:09,972 We know you're looking for targeted saturation 441 00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:13,025 and a truly grassroots campaign. 442 00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:14,772 Well, these kids... 443 00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:16,318 Uh... 444 00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:20,820 These kids come ready with that target demographic following. 445 00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:24,779 We're bringing you ready-made, authentic vibe. 446 00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:27,239 I mean, you can't manufacture this in a marketing lab. 447 00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:29,373 - Authenticity is key. - Yeah. 448 00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:30,621 We're still wiping the yolk 449 00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:32,998 from our face from the Bella Hadid campaign. 450 00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:35,171 I liked that campaign. 451 00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:38,091 Reggie, we did too, but the people spoke, 452 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,918 and when they speak, we listen. 453 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,844 - Oh, man. - Yo, Ryder, you good? 454 00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:44,514 - I don't think so. - Do you guys need a break? 455 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,216 - Fuck, fuck. - You all right, man? 456 00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:47,551 It's fine. It's fine. 457 00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:49,414 They just had too many Red Bulls, I think. Is that... 458 00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:51,078 - (VOMITS) - I think I'm gonna... (VOMITS) 459 00:19:52,066 --> 00:19:53,102 Man! 460 00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:56,860 - (ILLEGAL CIVILIZATION VOMITING) - What the fuck? 461 00:19:57,405 --> 00:19:58,941 What the fuck? 462 00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:01,490 No, no, no. Come on. Guys, guys, guys. 463 00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:04,780 (LAUGHING) 464 00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:08,246 JOE: Oh, what the fuck? 465 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,283 Come on! 466 00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:13,581 Oh, no! 467 00:20:13,671 --> 00:20:15,471 - (VOMITING) - (ILLEGAL CIVILIZATION LAUGHING) 468 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,160 What the hell's the matter with you? 469 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,032 You trying to get your ass kicked out the neighborhood 470 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:25,217 before you even get settled? 471 00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:26,535 Yeah, I'd like to see them try that. 472 00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:29,142 Our baby has to go to school with their kids, Ricky. 473 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,935 You ever think about that? 474 00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:33,263 I have to see these people every damn day. 475 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,853 - Shit, why can't you just be polite? - Fuck being polite! 476 00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:38,255 That man was talking to me like I ain't got no love for my community. 477 00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:39,815 This is your community, boy! 478 00:20:40,448 --> 00:20:43,282 You're clearly gonna have to up your dosage, Ricky. 479 00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:44,650 I mean, you're acting erratic. 480 00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,952 You're emotional. It's like you got a shorter fuse. 481 00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:48,528 You my damn shrink now too, man? 482 00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:49,808 You wouldn't know a fucking shrink 483 00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:51,949 if it jumped out the ocean and bit you on your dick! 484 00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:54,159 All right, look, calm down. 485 00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:56,540 Baby, things are different here, all right? 486 00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:58,838 Sometimes we gotta keep our causes to ourselves. 487 00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:00,881 We're not asking you to change how you feel. 488 00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:02,175 I can't believe y'all! 489 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,593 You wanna end up like Kaep. 490 00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:05,386 Well, that man led a movement. 491 00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:08,093 What are people gonna remember me for? 492 00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:09,425 Or you, old man? 493 00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:14,229 Look, a legacy is earned on the field, in the grass between the chains, 494 00:21:14,315 --> 00:21:16,102 not by running your goddamn mouth. 495 00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:18,434 So shut it before it costs you more than you can cover. 496 00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:20,519 Baby, we support you, just... 497 00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,479 Just not really, though. 498 00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:27,367 I told you he was sensitive. 499 00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:29,945 - TTD, shut the fuck up. - Every time. 500 00:21:39,006 --> 00:21:40,292 (SENDS TWEET) 501 00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:49,597 JULIE: Hey, baby. 502 00:21:49,683 --> 00:21:51,015 Hey. 503 00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:53,601 Look what I got. 504 00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:55,929 Look at this! Couldn't you just die? 505 00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:59,061 Damn, baby, you leave anything up in the stores? 506 00:21:59,276 --> 00:22:01,036 You probably ran through Kiki's college fund. 507 00:22:01,070 --> 00:22:02,950 Boy, please, you know she getting a scholarship. 508 00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:06,652 Plus, I had to do something with all my unexpected free time. 509 00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:08,028 I'm sorry, baby. 510 00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:11,574 But it just doesn't stop! 511 00:22:11,914 --> 00:22:16,079 The contracts, the emails, this guy's ego, that guy's torn ACL. 512 00:22:16,210 --> 00:22:18,623 - Popcorn vendors... - You need to relax. 513 00:22:18,712 --> 00:22:21,420 I can't. I can't do it. 514 00:22:21,507 --> 00:22:22,748 (GRUNTS) 515 00:22:24,802 --> 00:22:28,716 You know, I just feel like I'm failing everybody 516 00:22:28,806 --> 00:22:30,263 all the time. 517 00:22:31,433 --> 00:22:35,302 The organization, the players, my friends, 518 00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:38,430 and most importantly, you and Kiki. 519 00:22:39,149 --> 00:22:40,765 Why would you say that? 520 00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:42,601 Because look at this! 521 00:22:43,404 --> 00:22:44,815 Is this our life now? 522 00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:51,110 No, I brought us out here, thinking I was onto something, you know. 523 00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:53,240 - I thought that... - What you thought is... 524 00:22:53,330 --> 00:22:55,788 You thought you were gonna finally be the boss. 525 00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:58,162 You were gonna fulfill your destiny. 526 00:22:58,460 --> 00:23:00,747 Remember when you were worried about down payments 527 00:23:00,838 --> 00:23:02,830 and GPS add-ons at the dealership? 528 00:23:02,923 --> 00:23:06,087 Yes. Much simpler time. Doesn't seem so bad now. 529 00:23:06,176 --> 00:23:09,669 You were afraid to fail then, and now you're afraid to succeed. 530 00:23:10,264 --> 00:23:13,723 Not having you and Kiki out here is really wearing me down. 531 00:23:14,435 --> 00:23:16,643 I don't know if I can keep doing it. 532 00:23:17,688 --> 00:23:21,181 It's like, sometimes, I feel like I'm half a man or something. 533 00:23:21,275 --> 00:23:24,484 Oh, Mr. Greane. You are a lot of things, 534 00:23:25,529 --> 00:23:28,192 but half a man ain't one of them. 535 00:23:28,282 --> 00:23:29,944 - That's a full man. - Ooh! 536 00:23:30,034 --> 00:23:31,525 (LAUGHING) 537 00:23:31,619 --> 00:23:34,953 - (CELL PHONE CHIMING) - Feel this full man of yours 538 00:23:35,623 --> 00:23:36,704 go to work. 539 00:23:36,790 --> 00:23:38,935 - You see Andrew anywhere? - JULIE: No. He wasn't out there. 540 00:23:38,959 --> 00:23:40,599 CHARLES: Okay, well, if that's the case... 541 00:23:42,379 --> 00:23:43,745 Let's clear off this desk... 542 00:23:43,839 --> 00:23:45,400 COMMENTATOR: Got a lot of big-time coaches 543 00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:46,818 grinning ear-to-ear in anticipation 544 00:23:46,842 --> 00:23:47,944 - of the season. I... - (CELL PHONE RINGING) 545 00:23:47,968 --> 00:23:49,584 Julian, what can I do for you? 546 00:23:49,678 --> 00:23:52,091 The kid's incredible. 547 00:23:52,181 --> 00:23:53,467 He's once in a generation. 548 00:23:53,557 --> 00:23:56,220 I made it 250 to take it off the table. 549 00:23:56,936 --> 00:23:58,973 Smart move. You won't regret it. 550 00:23:59,688 --> 00:24:01,395 - J, I gotta run. - No... 551 00:24:02,858 --> 00:24:05,646 (SIRENS WAILING) 552 00:24:06,946 --> 00:24:08,403 (SPENCER SIGHS) 553 00:24:08,530 --> 00:24:10,271 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 554 00:24:22,503 --> 00:24:24,540 Evening, Mr. Strasmore. 555 00:24:27,925 --> 00:24:29,086 (LAUGHS) Okay. 556 00:24:29,551 --> 00:24:31,008 Is there a problem, Officer? 557 00:24:31,095 --> 00:24:32,836 I sure hope not. 558 00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:35,672 You wanna step out of the vehicle, Mr. Strasmore? 559 00:24:36,392 --> 00:24:38,224 And why would I want to do that? 560 00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:41,053 Because we asked you so damn nice. 561 00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:42,728 (DOG WHINING) 562 00:24:46,360 --> 00:24:47,896 (GROWLING) 563 00:24:47,987 --> 00:24:49,523 (SPENCER SIGHS) 564 00:24:49,613 --> 00:24:51,775 So you think I'd bomb my own plane, huh? 565 00:24:51,865 --> 00:24:54,403 That's Trigger. He's not so much on bombs, 566 00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:56,155 but he likes him some drugs. 567 00:24:56,245 --> 00:24:58,157 By that, I mean he likes finding them. 568 00:24:58,247 --> 00:25:00,955 We've had a lot of problems with private flights 569 00:25:01,041 --> 00:25:03,624 transporting cash and narcotics lately. 570 00:25:03,711 --> 00:25:06,064 We're just gonna take a little peek in your rental before you go. 571 00:25:06,088 --> 00:25:07,829 - Sure. - (BARKING) 572 00:25:11,677 --> 00:25:13,384 (CHUCKLES) 573 00:25:13,470 --> 00:25:14,711 I got a script for those. 574 00:25:14,805 --> 00:25:16,717 That's a lot of pills for one man. 575 00:25:16,807 --> 00:25:19,140 That's enough to get an elephant high. 576 00:25:19,893 --> 00:25:21,930 You know, selling those is a felony. 577 00:25:23,272 --> 00:25:24,763 No shit. 578 00:25:42,833 --> 00:25:47,669 Mr. Strasmore. I hear you have some pill problems. 579 00:25:49,673 --> 00:25:52,666 - Lawyer. - Oh, that won't be necessary, Spencer. 580 00:25:52,843 --> 00:25:55,051 You don't mind if I call you Spencer, do you? 581 00:25:55,137 --> 00:25:56,218 Who are you? 582 00:25:56,305 --> 00:25:58,217 My name is Jimmy Dale Pritchard, 583 00:25:58,390 --> 00:26:00,347 but my friends call me JD. 584 00:26:01,018 --> 00:26:02,850 I got a script for those pills, JD. 585 00:26:02,936 --> 00:26:05,053 Oh, I don't care about those pills. 586 00:26:05,147 --> 00:26:07,935 That was just my way of getting the boys to be able to bring you in 587 00:26:08,025 --> 00:26:10,142 so that we could have a little chat. 588 00:26:10,235 --> 00:26:12,727 (SCOFFS) I know it was a bit dramatic. 589 00:26:12,821 --> 00:26:17,862 But we wanted to make sure that we had your undivided attention. 590 00:26:18,535 --> 00:26:19,946 Who's "we"? 591 00:26:20,704 --> 00:26:22,912 Is this your first time in Columbus? 592 00:26:22,998 --> 00:26:26,332 You know, this is a beautiful city and a great place to go to school. 593 00:26:26,418 --> 00:26:28,876 You know, I met my wife on campus? 594 00:26:28,962 --> 00:26:32,706 Thirty-five years ago. And we're still going strong. (LAUGHS) 595 00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:36,339 Hey, now, you may find this hard to believe, 596 00:26:37,179 --> 00:26:39,045 but I used to play a little bit myself. 597 00:26:39,139 --> 00:26:41,301 Yeah. I mean, second string, of course. 598 00:26:41,391 --> 00:26:43,804 But, man, did I have the spirit! 599 00:26:45,229 --> 00:26:49,769 You know the guy Todd that you spoke to today? 600 00:26:50,109 --> 00:26:54,353 - He was my freshman roommate. - Ah, so you're a booster. 601 00:26:55,906 --> 00:26:57,488 I hate that word. 602 00:26:58,242 --> 00:27:01,986 I prefer "enthusiastic supporter." 603 00:27:03,747 --> 00:27:06,785 You see, I do all of this just for the pride of it. 604 00:27:06,875 --> 00:27:09,492 Now, for someone like yourself, that might be challenging. 605 00:27:09,586 --> 00:27:13,956 But, for some of us, well, that's enough. 606 00:27:14,925 --> 00:27:16,111 Let me tell you something, JD. 607 00:27:16,135 --> 00:27:17,895 I was only trying to help my girlfriend's son 608 00:27:17,970 --> 00:27:19,006 make some life decisions. 609 00:27:19,096 --> 00:27:21,509 Maybe that's hard for you to believe, but it's the truth. 610 00:27:21,598 --> 00:27:22,700 Let me tell you something else. 611 00:27:22,724 --> 00:27:24,160 If I happen to piss on your Rose Parade, 612 00:27:24,184 --> 00:27:25,662 then you better open up a goddamn umbrella, 613 00:27:25,686 --> 00:27:27,247 because you sauntering in here, and this, 614 00:27:27,271 --> 00:27:29,558 and all this bullshit, doesn't scare me one bit. 615 00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:32,857 That's good. It doesn't scare you. 616 00:27:33,235 --> 00:27:36,148 Well, I got some friends over at the NCAA 617 00:27:36,697 --> 00:27:39,986 that will have a field day with putting the fear of God in your heart. 618 00:27:40,075 --> 00:27:41,657 Oh, is that right? 619 00:27:41,827 --> 00:27:44,661 So you gonna go Old Testament on me, JD? 620 00:27:46,373 --> 00:27:49,286 The kid stays a Buckeye. 621 00:27:51,003 --> 00:27:53,086 Everything goes back to normal, 622 00:27:53,422 --> 00:27:56,165 and life is good for everyone. 623 00:27:57,217 --> 00:28:00,210 And if not, we're coming for you 624 00:28:00,387 --> 00:28:03,221 and everything you got your dirty little hands in. 625 00:28:04,266 --> 00:28:07,509 And believe me, we know things. 626 00:28:09,062 --> 00:28:11,429 That's right. Look away. 627 00:28:12,482 --> 00:28:13,893 OFFICER: Open four. 628 00:28:14,151 --> 00:28:15,642 (DOOR OPENS) 629 00:28:25,704 --> 00:28:26,820 - JD: Spencer. - (SIGHS) 630 00:28:28,415 --> 00:28:29,531 Don't forget these. 631 00:28:31,793 --> 00:28:32,874 For your pain. 632 00:28:33,378 --> 00:28:35,210 (SOUL MUSIC PLAYING) 633 00:28:43,263 --> 00:28:44,424 (DOOR BUZZES) 49827

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