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Kane is in the building, nigga...
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Now tell me how you love it
You know you at the top
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When only heaven's right above it,
we on
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'Cause we on
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Who else is really trying to fuck
with Hollywood Cole?
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I'm with Marley G, bro
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Flying Holly Grove chicks
to my Hollywood shows
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And I wanna tell you something
that you probably should know
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This that
Slumdog Millionaire Bollywood flow
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And...
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My real friends never hearing from me
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Fake friends write the wrong
answers on the mirror for me
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That's why I pick and choose
I don't get shit confused
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Don't like my women single
I like my chicks in twos
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And these days all the girls
is down to roll
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I hit the strip club
and all them bitches find the pole
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Plus, I been sippin'
So this shit is movin' kinda slow
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Just tell my girl to tell her friend
that it's time to go
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(TERRITORY PLAYING)
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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SPENCER: William Strasmore II.
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The only thing you were second at,
you motherfucker.
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As if that wasn't good enough for you.
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After everything we went through,
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everything that
we slugged our way through,
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our childhood and all that shit...
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I mean, what the hell
could have been so hard?
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I thought you were a fighter, Billy.
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What the fuck were you thinking?
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And I know it wasn't about me
because, if it was about me,
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you would've known
that I was always there for you,
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but instead you fucking quit on me,
you fucking pussy!
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Selfish piece of shit!
(GRUNTS)
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(SPITS)
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Everything always had to be
about you, right?
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I idolized you!
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And fuck you for leaving me here.
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You should have taken me with you,
you fucking coward!
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(RUMBLING)
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(RUMBLING INTENSIFIES)
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Oh! (PANTING)
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(CAWING)
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(GASPS)
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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(GHETTOMUSICK PLAYING)
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(CAMERAS CLICKING RAPIDLY)
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Jesus, who's directing this,
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- James Cameron?
- (JOE CHUCKLES)
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Hey, listen, no matter what he says,
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just take a deep breath
before you respond, huh?
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You know me. I specialize in
making people feel good.
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Well, yeah, you have been known
to ruffle a few feathers, too.
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(MUSIC CONTINUES)
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- Cut! Cut, cut, cut.
- (MUSIC VOLUME LOWERS)
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Baby, baby, baby.
Zion, I'm gonna need one more.
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We're getting to the Promised Land
that your name suggests.
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You're making me crazy.
Am I man, or am I machine?
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I already did it for you
like 100 times, bro!
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Okay, well, let's go for 101.
Like the Dalmatians.
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Ah! I didn't see you guys there,
lurking in the shadows.
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Yeah. For big men, we move stealthily,
like ninjas.
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Strike like ninjas, too.
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So no more beef?
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What? Oh, the Parker Coca-Cola thing?
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No, that shit's Old Testament, man.
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I've moved on. Moved on.
I'm a businessman.
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Good. Okay, bigger and better deals,
great to hear.
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Yeah. So what's all this epicness?
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Just content for the channel.
We do more than surfing.
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Maybe I should go home,
put my Vans on,
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- and do some, uh, big-time ollies.
- (LANCE LAUGHS)
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Well, that would surely go
as viral as herpes.
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And that's always got to be the aim.
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We've got to stay relevant
and keep reinventing ourselves.
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- Just like you, Spencer, huh?
- Looks pricey. Is it?
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I don't carry a budget
around in my back pocket, Joe.
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(INHALES DEEPLY)
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Okay, well, I'm gonna go pick up
Vernon and Reggie at the airport,
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and maybe you can stay
and help him produce this whole thing.
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Yeah, yeah, high school is retiring
Vernon Littelfield's number today.
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Oh, well, congratulations.
Tell Vernon congratulations
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from all of us here at Sports X.
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- Have fun.
- All right, man. Talk to you later.
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Lance, buddy,
I sense a little defensiveness.
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I don't like to let money
get in the way of creating art, Joe.
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Well, we don't let art get in the way
of creating money.
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(LAUGHS) Jesse!
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Jesse, can you take this guy to craft,
get him some sushi or something,
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load it up with salmonella,
so he knows what it's like
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to be disrupted
while he's trying to work.
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Okay, got it. Hey, dude.
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- Hey, Cheese.
- Is it usually like this?
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No, it's usually an iPhone
at the Berrics.
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- I'll show you where the espresso is.
- Yeah.
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All right, man.
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Y'all be good. All right, peace.
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- What up, Spence?
- Vern.
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Yo, don't forget to read that book
about Lucky Luciano.
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Watch the doc too,
the one where he dies in the end.
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Will do, paisan.
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- Ciao.
- Be good, Goodfellas.
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Spence, see how responsible
I've become?
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- We're jetting smarter.
- Yes, you are.
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Appreciate the effort, Vern,
but, look, if that means
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you're gonna get implicated
in the next racketeering sting,
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I'd rather you guys fly yourself.
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Ready for your big coronation?
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(SCOFFS) It's just the high school
retiring my jersey, Spence.
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- That's what I said.
- Shut up, Reg.
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- Hey, it's an honor.
- Just saying,
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every time we go back home,
everybody's got their hand out.
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- Come on, Reg. Don't be so jaded.
- I can't help it. I'm from Compton.
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Got the right attitude now, Vern.
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It's gonna be the first
of many honors.
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Let me tell you something. You keep
playing the way you're playing,
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Dallas is gonna put you in the ring.
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Then you're gonna wear a gold jacket.
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Hopefully, my bust
will be next to yours.
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Yeah, and congrats on the HOF thing.
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- Wow! Thank you, Reg.
- Good.
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Now can we stop jerking each other off
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and get in and out of LA
with some money left in our pockets?
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(HEAVEN PLAYING)
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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What the fuck, man,
what happened to Tiffany?
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- I thought that was your girl.
- Oh, man, she is.
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You know what I'm saying?
Tiff's my "girl" girl, bro.
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But she gets seasick, all right.
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Don't say nothing.
I don't want to spook Tasha.
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- She old work.
- I ain't saying shit.
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I know you got me.
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KISAN: How long you been
fucking with Donna, anyway?
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Like, I don't know, six months or so.
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That's cool. She cool. Good vibes.
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- How do you know her again?
- On the scene.
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- That's cool.
- Yep.
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I feel like
you're not telling me something.
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- You feel that way?
- I do.
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I'm gonna tell you how it is, bro,
straight up, all right,
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'cause you my boy,
and I got love for you.
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- You fucked my girl.
- Hell, no!
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- Oh, my God.
- I ain't fuck her, bro.
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She bad and all,
but that ain't my kind of ass.
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That's some white girl shit.
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Hey, babe, you think you could
take a picture of us?
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- No.
- Oh, that's so rude.
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So what the fuck
you gotta tell me straight up?
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- She got with my boy.
- What boy?
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If I tell you this shit,
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I need your word
you're not gonna say nothing.
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Straight up omertà.
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Omertà, yeah, Okay.
This isn't The Godfather.
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You got my word. Just fucking tell me.
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Tiger.
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She fucked Tiger Woods?
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Fore! Hole-in-one, nigga.
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TTD: (EXHALES) Man! You're having a go
for the Rams. This is sick!
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All right, Andrew,
let's be gentle with him.
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He gonna be more skittish
than a rescue dog.
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- I should get a rescue dog.
- You should get a therapy dog.
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- Black swan.
- What's up?
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I appreciate you agreeing to come here
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and being discreet about it.
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And I appreciate you agreeing
to come work out for me.
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I'm so happy the mutual
admiration society is alive and well.
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Don't look nervous, man.
I got this, baby.
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- I know. I know.
- Who's Urkel?
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That's Andrew, my assistant.
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- This is TTD.
- Don't be disrespectful, T.
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- Good to meet you, bruh.
- Thank you. You, too.
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He's gonna be the timer, all right?
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Look, I hope you understand, you know,
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it just can't look like
I'm jamming you on nobody,
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you understand what I mean?
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- Yeah.
- Well, you sure aren't.
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That's what we're doing, right?
We talking like white people?
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Let's keep it real, man.
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You can wake Rick up out of the bed
in the middle of a threesome,
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and he gonna snag balls
one-handed like OBJ.
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Pause on the balls,
but I am ready to work out.
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So what are we gonna do first,
the routes?
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Yeah, routes up first. Let's go.
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- (WHISTLE BLOWS)
- Go.
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(STIR FRY PLAYING)
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There we go.
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Come on, Rick.
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- (WHISTLE BLOWS)
- Twelve.
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Go again.
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Here we go. Here we go.
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(RICKY GROANS)
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Man, I told him not to eat
that butter croissant this morning!
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Relax, TTD. Calm down.
He'll be all right.
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Good, good.
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- Come on, Rick.
- (GRUNTS)
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I'm feeling a little off.
It must be the meds.
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- Meds?
- It's nothing. Just mood stuff.
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Happy pills.
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- Since when?
- RICKY: Recent.
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I mean, I like them. I really do.
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I just ain't used to playing
with them. You feel me?
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You know what? Let's go hit the 40.
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- Yeah.
- CHARLES: Yeah, let's do that.
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You got this, nigga.
You gonna be playing for the Rams.
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- Whenever you're ready!
- Just pretend
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Amber caught you fucking the nanny,
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and her angry ass after you
with a machete.
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- Give me some room, man.
- All right, man. All right, all right.
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Come on.
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- He's always been fast.
- (WHISTLE BLOWS)
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TTD: Come on! Dig! Dig! Dig!
All the way!
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Seems like he may have
lost a step, huh?
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A step or two.
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TTD: Let me see that watch, Urkel.
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Goddamn, man!
We never gonna get out of that house.
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I told him he shouldn't have
took time off to retire.
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Comebacks ain't easy. I know.
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- Yeah. Thanks, Chuck.
- All right, now.
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TTD: Yo! I know you angry,
but don't leave me!
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(CAR DOOR CLOSES)
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(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
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Enid. Hey. Hi.
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I was just passing by.
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I had to tell you,
you look beautiful today.
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You really do, you know?
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I love what you've done
with your hair.
226
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And I love what
you've done with yours, Joe.
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(JOE CHUCKLES)
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Why you so happy today, huh?
Somebody steal your lighter?
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(SIGHS)
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I work in accounting, Joe.
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Everyone who works in accounting
is fucking miserable.
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- Did you not get that memo?
- No, I didn't.
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I love accounting.
Gets my blood pumping.
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For real. I get a real rush
when I'm crunching numbers,
235
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moving decimal points...
236
00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,820
- Fractions do it for me.
- Fractions are okay.
237
00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:48,372
- Now, what do you need, Joe?
- Oh, no. Nothing. Nothing.
238
00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:50,825
I was just down
at the shoot with Lance, and...
239
00:11:50,919 --> 00:11:52,785
Impressive. The scope of it.
240
00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:55,292
It reminded me of the first time
I saw Cats on Broadway.
241
00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:58,249
- You ever see Cats?
- I have. The original cast.
242
00:11:58,801 --> 00:12:00,167
I used to have the unitard.
243
00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:03,880
Oh-ho! Bet you, you turned some heads.
(CHUCKLES)
244
00:12:03,973 --> 00:12:05,635
- I like you.
- Oh.
245
00:12:06,309 --> 00:12:08,722
Good. I'm glad because
246
00:12:09,687 --> 00:12:13,146
I gotta ask you,
how much did that video cost?
247
00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:14,690
- (SIGHS)
- Besides too much.
248
00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:16,563
I'm guessing around 300K?
249
00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:20,067
I'm not allowed
to discuss this budget, Joe.
250
00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:22,318
Lance has sworn me to secrecy.
251
00:12:22,784 --> 00:12:25,652
Enid, oh, but it's me.
252
00:12:26,037 --> 00:12:28,029
It's your best friend, Joe.
253
00:12:28,122 --> 00:12:32,116
But if I were to turn around
to the printer,
254
00:12:32,210 --> 00:12:35,624
and someone were to open
that top drawer,
255
00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:38,956
he might find a budget
he could take a peek at.
256
00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:44,128
- (DRAWER OPENS)
- My hero.
257
00:12:44,222 --> 00:12:45,588
(DRAWER CLOSES)
258
00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:50,427
Oh, you gotta be fucking kidding me!
259
00:12:51,646 --> 00:12:54,263
Enid, this looks like
a fucking military contract.
260
00:12:54,357 --> 00:12:57,475
Is there bid-rigging involved here?
Are you taking bribes under the table?
261
00:12:57,568 --> 00:12:59,685
Don't attack my integrity, Joe.
262
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:03,489
A million dollars
on a fucking skateboard video?
263
00:13:03,574 --> 00:13:06,487
Enid. I thought those things
are suppose to be street level.
264
00:13:06,577 --> 00:13:09,911
They usually are, but for some reason,
this one's different.
265
00:13:10,665 --> 00:13:12,657
He seems to have
some kind of bug up his ass,
266
00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:14,116
a giant one.
267
00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:18,420
I tried to ask about it,
but he went full 'roid rage on me.
268
00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:21,920
Do you know what that boy told me?
That I should start smoking pot.
269
00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:23,549
So I did.
270
00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:25,589
Wasn't expecting that.
271
00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:27,796
Okay, all right. Enid,
272
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:31,346
stop cutting checks as of right now.
273
00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:33,143
No one cuts a check
274
00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:35,186
unless Spencer or myself approves it.
275
00:13:35,273 --> 00:13:37,640
- Understood?
- Understood.
276
00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:41,148
Great. Great.
Thanks. Good talk, Enid. Bye.
277
00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:44,550
SPENCER: It's not the way
I remember high school,
278
00:13:44,574 --> 00:13:47,112
but I appreciate the vintage
throwback look. Right on, brother.
279
00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:48,237
That's not style.
280
00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:50,222
That's a motherfucker too broke
to get his hair cut.
281
00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:52,033
Reg, you gonna be positive today?
282
00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:53,809
'Cause if not,
I'll leave your ass in the car.
283
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,074
That's with the windows up.
284
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:57,646
How about you try and be the
"glass half-full" kind of guy today?
285
00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:58,981
Yo, Spence, man, look around, man.
286
00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:01,463
The only thing half full
in the 'hood is a 40-ouncer.
287
00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:04,383
They trying to reel us in.
Man, I know he up to something.
288
00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:07,462
- (GATE OPENS)
- The pride of Compton returns.
289
00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:09,512
Mr. Hags. What's going on, man?
290
00:14:10,058 --> 00:14:11,299
I want you to meet Spencer.
291
00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:13,554
This is my financial guru
and all-around great guy.
292
00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:15,080
Mr. Hagerty,
real pleasure to meet you.
293
00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:17,391
Ain't nothing more important to me
than quality education.
294
00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:19,394
Well, then you in the wrong place.
295
00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:21,396
Well, it's nice to see you,
too, Reginald.
296
00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:24,729
Believe it or not, I always knew
both these boys would make it out.
297
00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:26,779
What do you want, Mr. Hags?
298
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:29,358
You've never been this nice to me
before. I mean, like...
299
00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:31,238
Come on, guys.
300
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:34,288
Glass half-full, Reggie. Half-full.
301
00:14:34,916 --> 00:14:36,676
Place hasn't changed too much,
huh, Mr. Hags?
302
00:14:36,751 --> 00:14:39,118
Sadly, it has, for the worse,
303
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,124
which is what I wanted
to discuss with you.
304
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:42,671
I knew it was something.
305
00:14:42,757 --> 00:14:43,998
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
306
00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:45,549
Sorry about that.
307
00:14:46,177 --> 00:14:47,384
(RINGING CONTINUES)
308
00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:49,920
My apologies.
309
00:14:50,765 --> 00:14:51,926
What's the problem, Joe?
310
00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:54,850
Hey, finally. My God. Um...
311
00:14:54,936 --> 00:14:56,302
Are you alone right now?
312
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:59,104
- What difference does that make?
- It's sensitive, okay?
313
00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:01,477
I'm with Vernon and his principal.
Hold on one second.
314
00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:03,854
- Excuse me.
- JOE: Is Vern in trouble?
315
00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:05,231
He is not. Are you?
316
00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:06,857
Let me start by saying
317
00:15:06,948 --> 00:15:09,235
how much I love
and appreciate our partnership.
318
00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:11,565
All right, this doesn't sound good.
What did you do, Joe?
319
00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:13,076
I didn't do anything.
320
00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:14,640
Believe it or not,
I didn't do anything.
321
00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:17,407
But it turns out that our guy Lance...
322
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:19,287
Your guy Lance. Your guy.
323
00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:21,585
Yeah, yeah, yeah. My guy Lance
324
00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:25,255
has been spending like a coked-up
sailor in a whorehouse on this video.
325
00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:27,378
- How bad is it?
- (SIGHS) Over a million.
326
00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:29,175
And apparently this is something new.
327
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:31,504
He's usually very budget-conscious.
328
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:34,965
So you think Mr. No Beef is trying
to tell us to go fuck ourselves?
329
00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:36,675
That thought
has crossed my mind, yeah.
330
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,205
All right. Well, there's only one guy
who can answer our questions.
331
00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:39,265
Where is he?
332
00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:42,348
Jesse said he's finishing up the shoot
somewhere in the desert.
333
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,684
Jesus Christ, what is he,
David fucking Fincher now?
334
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:46,063
All right. I'll see you soon.
335
00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:48,440
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
336
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:52,525
- Oh. (CHUCKLES)
- (BABY COOS)
337
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:54,822
Hey, SJ.
338
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,245
Where have you been all day?
339
00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,740
RICKY: Uh, running errands.
340
00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:02,076
What kind of errands?
Besides, ain't that your job, TTD?
341
00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:03,206
Job?
342
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:05,256
Not when somebody's
special birthday is coming up.
343
00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:07,171
Oh, so you were shopping
for my birthday.
344
00:16:07,258 --> 00:16:10,092
That's three months away.
So where'd you go, Equinox?
345
00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:12,840
- Equinox?
- Why would I go to Equinox
346
00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:14,137
for your birthday gift, baby?
347
00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:15,909
You don't need a gym membership.
Look at you. You're perfect.
348
00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:18,846
You been sweating your ass off, Ricky.
Don't lie to me. I can tell.
349
00:16:19,854 --> 00:16:22,014
- She's got good senses.
- The sweat thing is my fault.
350
00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:23,771
I had him stop for a hike
351
00:16:23,858 --> 00:16:26,066
because, as you know,
I'm trying to lose weight, Amber.
352
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:27,643
Yeah, well, it ain't working, TTD.
353
00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:29,897
And if you went on a hike,
how come you ain't sweating?
354
00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:32,693
- I have glandular issues?
- That's a lie.
355
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:33,945
Who are you, Robert Mueller?
356
00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:36,367
- Tell me the truth, TTD.
- Don't answer that.
357
00:16:36,454 --> 00:16:38,599
Uh-uh. You better answer me
if you want to stay in this house.
358
00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:39,808
Baby, don't threaten my friend.
359
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,949
Technically, I'm both your friends.
360
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:43,868
I'd like to keep it that way.
361
00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:47,671
Go ahead and tell her, snitch.
362
00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:50,458
Ricky worked out for the Rams.
363
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,717
You went and tried out for Charles?
364
00:16:52,803 --> 00:16:55,157
Yeah, but I was ashamed.
That's why I didn't say nothing, baby.
365
00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:57,581
Oh, you did more than not tell me.
You just straight-up lied.
366
00:16:57,975 --> 00:16:59,307
Babe, listen...
367
00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:04,680
You never gonna win that.
Pussy's undefeated.
368
00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:06,518
It's undefeated.
369
00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:16,783
Look at the windmills.
Look at the windmills.
370
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:19,737
Again, again, again
with the windmills. Come on.
371
00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:21,116
You're stressed.
372
00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:22,448
- Oh, you think so?
- Yes.
373
00:17:23,334 --> 00:17:25,246
Look, once we get
Sports X up and running,
374
00:17:25,336 --> 00:17:26,918
I want you to go away and recharge.
375
00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:29,858
I want you to think about a vacation
in a beautiful locale, how about that?
376
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:32,249
Well, okay, we're headed to one.
377
00:17:32,343 --> 00:17:34,630
Okay, well, after we're done
meeting with Lance,
378
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,382
I'm gonna leave you
so you get your R&R.
379
00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:37,963
Oh, okay, all right.
380
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:41,425
Well, you're not exactly the beacon
of mental health either, my friend.
381
00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:43,247
- What's that supposed to mean?
- Maybe I should drop you off
382
00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:45,040
at the Betty Ford Clinic
in Rancho Mirage, huh?
383
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,100
- Okay.
- Yeah.
384
00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:48,807
It's the original franchise.
Only the best for you.
385
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,879
Okay, well, it's a waste of time
for me, okay? I'm not...
386
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,895
Plus, I don't have
substance abuse issues.
387
00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:55,572
(LAUGHS) Really? Huh? Wow.
388
00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:56,899
No sex addiction?
389
00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:58,529
That's not a valid addiction.
390
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:01,244
(CHUCKLES)
That's opportunity and appetite.
391
00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:04,323
- Alcohol? Pain meds?
- No, no, no.
392
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:07,330
I enjoy them. I don't need them.
There's a big difference.
393
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:10,128
All right. Delusional. Check.
What about depression?
394
00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:12,251
No, I'm not depressed.
(CHUCKLES) No.
395
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,541
I am a little tortured,
but not depressed.
396
00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:19,551
Okay. (CHUCKLES) Finally,
an admission, some self-awareness.
397
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:23,304
That, my friend, that is the first
step on the road to recovery.
398
00:18:23,394 --> 00:18:24,955
So does that mean
you're ready to talk now,
399
00:18:24,979 --> 00:18:26,499
or are you just gonna keep
avoiding it?
400
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:29,059
There's a lot of shit in my head, Joe.
401
00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:31,813
Oh, well, that is not
a healthy way to exist.
402
00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:32,938
Take it from me. I know.
403
00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:36,067
All right, well, suicide doesn't only
kill the person who commits it.
404
00:18:36,157 --> 00:18:37,989
It also kills the ones
they left behind.
405
00:18:40,703 --> 00:18:41,739
Okay.
406
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:44,164
So your brother's death
is weighing on you. Right?
407
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:47,620
You just need to do a better job
of compartmentalizing.
408
00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:50,897
You know? You should do what I did
after my wife died.
409
00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:52,583
- Celebrate?
- No, no.
410
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,998
No, no, no. Right after that.
411
00:18:55,092 --> 00:18:56,128
What I did was, I took
412
00:18:56,218 --> 00:19:02,465
a small, very, very, very beautiful
mental picture of her,
413
00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:06,302
and I locked it away in the deep,
deep recesses of my brain.
414
00:19:08,439 --> 00:19:09,600
That sounds so fucked up.
415
00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:12,398
- Yeah, it sounds so fucked up.
- That's why you have issues.
416
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,568
It sounded okay
when I was just thinking it,
417
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,987
but when I said it out loud,
it didn't sound as good.
418
00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:19,134
How about this? Why don't we
just go take care of business,
419
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,275
and then, after that,
we'll go take care of us.
420
00:19:21,369 --> 00:19:24,157
Me and you, two for one, Betty Ford.
421
00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:26,613
Oh, my God. Couples Betty Ford?
422
00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:28,243
- Yes.
- Let's do it.
423
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:32,210
(COUGHING)
424
00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:37,791
Excuse me.
425
00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:39,877
Should we get you
some water, Mr. Hagerty?
426
00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:42,929
No, no, it's okay.
Just the asbestos. That's all.
427
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,551
Asbestos, my ass.
428
00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:46,203
It's from all the Kools
he used to smoke.
429
00:19:46,227 --> 00:19:49,561
Besides, if the asbestos
doesn't get me and these kids,
430
00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:52,100
the lead poisoning will.
431
00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:54,561
You being serious, Mr. Hagerty?
432
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:56,609
Unfortunately, I am.
433
00:19:57,363 --> 00:20:00,447
Lead builds character.
I mean, look at us.
434
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:02,820
Hey, Reg, there's our old homeroom.
Let's take a look.
435
00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:06,615
(COUGHS)
436
00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:12,219
Yeah. Straight to the back
like the old days.
437
00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:15,662
Yeah, just like you boys left it.
Nothing's changed.
438
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,710
Only much, much worse.
439
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:21,544
Damn budget committee!
Are you all right, Vernon?
440
00:20:21,679 --> 00:20:23,045
Yeah, just give me a hand up.
441
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:26,924
Good, 'cause we don't have
proper liability coverage.
442
00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:29,134
Okay, Mr. Hags, you win.
443
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,720
It's fine, man. We'll do
the right thing and make a donation.
444
00:20:31,814 --> 00:20:35,103
I'm thinking, like 5K?
445
00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:36,933
(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
446
00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:40,441
Great day.
Thanks for bringing me, babe.
447
00:20:40,531 --> 00:20:42,113
That was sweet of you.
448
00:20:42,199 --> 00:20:46,694
- Yeah. Kisan, he's hilarious, right?
- He's stupid funny.
449
00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:48,995
A lot of fun. He's crazy, too.
450
00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:50,538
His whole crew is.
451
00:20:50,624 --> 00:20:52,160
They always are.
452
00:20:52,877 --> 00:20:54,413
Always, yeah.
453
00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:57,537
You know a lot of his boys?
454
00:20:57,631 --> 00:20:59,714
- A few.
- How many is a few?
455
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:02,532
What do you mean? Is this some type
of trick fucking question?
456
00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:04,719
No, you said "always crazy,"
not "crazy."
457
00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:06,199
You know, like you have some history.
458
00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:08,761
No, you said his crew is crazy, idiot.
459
00:21:08,851 --> 00:21:11,138
I just agreed.
What are you trying to get at?
460
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,103
Nothing.
461
00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:16,543
I'm just gonna sit out here
and watch the Golf Channel,
462
00:21:16,567 --> 00:21:17,978
check the leader board.
463
00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:21,269
See how Tiger's doing.
464
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,176
If you think I'm gonna let you
come at me
465
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,886
with all this passive-aggressive
bitch-like shit
466
00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:27,630
and get way with it,
you got the wrong girl.
467
00:21:27,995 --> 00:21:30,315
Fine. You know, he told me
that you had a thing with Tiger.
468
00:21:30,372 --> 00:21:32,476
- Oh, who told you? Cheating Kisan?
- What... When he...
469
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:33,894
Don't start stuttering
and muttering now.
470
00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:36,626
Yeah, Kisan, he told me.
But he said not to say anything, so...
471
00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:40,919
- Well, we know how that worked out.
- I couldn't help myself.
472
00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:42,861
What's that fool doing,
talking about my business
473
00:21:42,885 --> 00:21:44,154
when he's rolling around
with some skank
474
00:21:44,178 --> 00:21:46,044
- behind Tiffany's back anyway?
- Was it true?
475
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:47,818
You're asking me
if I hooked up with Tiger?
476
00:21:48,349 --> 00:21:49,885
- Yeah, I am.
- Duh.
477
00:21:50,935 --> 00:21:52,471
I was waitressing at Waffle House.
478
00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:53,677
"Duh"?
479
00:21:54,355 --> 00:21:56,893
That's how you answer whether or not
you fucked somebody? "Duh"?
480
00:21:57,358 --> 00:21:59,691
- What is that?
- I'm gonna go home.
481
00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:04,188
Donna, wait. Come on. I love you.
That's what I'm trying to say.
482
00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:07,072
I'm sorry.
483
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:08,887
You're really telling me
you love me for the first time
484
00:22:08,911 --> 00:22:10,806
after we just talked
about me fucking Tiger Woods.
485
00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:13,163
- I am.
- You're a sick fuck, you know that?
486
00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:16,245
And I love you too.
487
00:22:20,548 --> 00:22:23,712
Listen, we don't have
to tell Kisan, though. Right?
488
00:22:23,801 --> 00:22:25,292
Like I'm gonna say anything to Kisan.
489
00:22:25,386 --> 00:22:27,173
Come on.
You know I'm cooler than that.
490
00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:33,345
(ONLY YOU PLAYING)
491
00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:40,394
Hi.
492
00:22:40,484 --> 00:22:41,520
(BOTH SPEAKING SPANISH)
493
00:22:43,571 --> 00:22:45,312
Spencer Strasmore and Joe Krutel.
494
00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:49,654
Sorry. Whose list?
'Cause you're not on Lance's.
495
00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:51,776
Not on Lance's list? Can I see this?
496
00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:57,824
What the fuck, dude?
497
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,212
I stand before you all
498
00:23:02,298 --> 00:23:06,759
to introduce a young man who sat
in the very same seats as you...
499
00:23:06,844 --> 00:23:08,801
Kind of. You broke the damn thing.
500
00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:13,303
...walked the same halls,
studied the same classes,
501
00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:17,511
and, of course,
played on the same field.
502
00:23:18,647 --> 00:23:21,890
With the help and guidance
of his friend,
503
00:23:21,984 --> 00:23:26,775
General Carver's astute Reggie Morris.
504
00:23:27,281 --> 00:23:30,069
Astute? Man's smooth,
I'll give him that.
505
00:23:30,868 --> 00:23:31,984
You are, Reg.
506
00:23:32,077 --> 00:23:34,444
Maybe I could stand to be
a bit more philanthropic.
507
00:23:35,122 --> 00:23:37,034
After all,
I mean, five grand ain't shit.
508
00:23:38,459 --> 00:23:41,668
I think that we can up it a tiny bit.
509
00:23:42,671 --> 00:23:44,082
You sure?
510
00:23:45,174 --> 00:23:47,006
It is with great pleasure
511
00:23:48,385 --> 00:23:51,002
that we retire the number 90
512
00:23:51,889 --> 00:23:55,098
and rename our field
513
00:23:56,310 --> 00:23:57,846
"The Littelfield!"
514
00:23:57,937 --> 00:23:59,849
- (CROWD CHEERING)
- (NOISEMAKERS HONKING)
515
00:24:03,943 --> 00:24:05,400
(MARCHING BAND PLAYING
UPBEAT MUSIC)
516
00:24:34,556 --> 00:24:35,922
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
517
00:24:36,058 --> 00:24:38,050
(CROWD CHEERING)
518
00:24:39,019 --> 00:24:40,351
I don't want to stop the music,
519
00:24:40,437 --> 00:24:44,807
but I'm a man of action, not words,
520
00:24:45,401 --> 00:24:48,189
so I just want to thank y'all
from the bottom of my heart
521
00:24:48,278 --> 00:24:49,564
and say,
522
00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:52,943
I'm donating $1,000,000
to the school, y'all!
523
00:24:53,033 --> 00:24:55,320
- (CROWD CHEERING)
- (GASPS)
524
00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:01,164
What the fuck are you doing, man?
Are you fucking high?
525
00:25:02,793 --> 00:25:04,876
Hey, band, how about y'all
play me something I know?
526
00:25:04,962 --> 00:25:06,123
Please. Come on, y'all.
527
00:25:07,172 --> 00:25:09,209
(WHISTLE BLOWING)
528
00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:10,965
(PLAYING FUNKY MUSIC)
529
00:25:15,472 --> 00:25:16,508
A million? (WHOOPS)
530
00:25:29,778 --> 00:25:31,172
- (WATER BUBBLING)
- (ONLY YOU PLAYING)
531
00:25:31,196 --> 00:25:32,937
If you want, you know,
I can talk to him.
532
00:25:33,032 --> 00:25:35,490
- I sort of speak his language.
- Yeah? What's that, douche?
533
00:25:35,576 --> 00:25:36,845
I don't even know
why I speak sometimes.
534
00:25:36,869 --> 00:25:38,906
Hey, bro. Where's Lance?
535
00:25:38,996 --> 00:25:41,784
No clue, dude,
but take a chill pill, would you?
536
00:25:41,874 --> 00:25:43,476
No, I'm not gonna take
any pills, all right?
537
00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:45,437
Neither should you.
You shouldn't do any of that shit.
538
00:25:45,461 --> 00:25:47,202
All right? Drugs are bad. Just say no.
539
00:25:47,296 --> 00:25:49,913
"Drugs are bad."
Never chill. Never chill. Never chill.
540
00:25:50,007 --> 00:25:51,464
Hey, listen, I know you're upset,
541
00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:54,167
but there's no need to ruin
everybody else's night, you know?
542
00:25:54,678 --> 00:25:57,386
And not all drugs are bad.
543
00:25:57,473 --> 00:26:00,386
- I mean, ask Steve Jobs.
- He's dead.
544
00:26:00,476 --> 00:26:02,559
Not from taking LSD.
545
00:26:02,644 --> 00:26:04,247
As a matter of fact,
he's on record as saying
546
00:26:04,271 --> 00:26:06,228
it helped with his creativity.
547
00:26:06,315 --> 00:26:07,751
Joe, come on, man.
Cut the shit, all right?
548
00:26:07,775 --> 00:26:09,655
Our ass is on the line.
Your ass is on the line,
549
00:26:09,735 --> 00:26:11,351
with this fucking
company you purchased.
550
00:26:11,445 --> 00:26:12,725
Look, I know. I'm aware of that.
551
00:26:12,780 --> 00:26:15,113
I just like to deflect
in moments of crisis.
552
00:26:15,365 --> 00:26:17,277
LANCE: Whoa! Fellows!
553
00:26:17,993 --> 00:26:19,825
I'm so happy you could make it.
554
00:26:19,912 --> 00:26:22,871
Yeah, wow, well, your warm welcome
is a little surprising,
555
00:26:22,956 --> 00:26:24,350
considering we weren't
even on the list.
556
00:26:24,374 --> 00:26:26,582
That's an oversight, I can assure you.
557
00:26:26,668 --> 00:26:28,330
- Administrative error.
- Ah.
558
00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:30,082
- Great party.
- Yeah.
559
00:26:30,172 --> 00:26:31,458
Yeah, if you can't share it
560
00:26:31,548 --> 00:26:34,541
with the ones that helped you make it,
who can you share it with?
561
00:26:34,635 --> 00:26:37,423
Who's paying for all the gratitude
that you're spreading around here?
562
00:26:38,305 --> 00:26:40,922
- (SCOFFS) Again with the money.
- Yeah, again with the money.
563
00:26:41,016 --> 00:26:43,495
Again with the money. It's our money,
and we want to know where it's going.
564
00:26:43,519 --> 00:26:46,227
A million bucks for a skate video
seems a little fucking excessive.
565
00:26:46,313 --> 00:26:48,600
And liberating, you know?
566
00:26:48,690 --> 00:26:51,103
And I can't wait to get
back out there to it again, too.
567
00:26:51,193 --> 00:26:52,879
You're gonna love it
when it's finished, mate.
568
00:26:52,903 --> 00:26:54,644
You missed his point totally, Lance.
569
00:26:54,738 --> 00:26:57,526
(CLEARS THROAT) This whole thing
feels a little bit
570
00:26:57,616 --> 00:26:59,448
like a big "fuck you" to us.
571
00:26:59,535 --> 00:27:01,455
JOE: Oh, no. Come on. No.
SPENCER: Yeah, it does.
572
00:27:01,495 --> 00:27:03,515
- I can't believe that. Listen. Lance!
- Yeah. I'm pretty sure it does.
573
00:27:03,539 --> 00:27:06,623
- Tell him.
- It's all a matter of perception.
574
00:27:06,708 --> 00:27:09,542
You know? I've been working
on this video for months,
575
00:27:09,628 --> 00:27:11,745
and when I get a chance
to spend more of your money,
576
00:27:11,839 --> 00:27:13,956
I'll gleefully take it.
577
00:27:14,049 --> 00:27:16,006
Hence, the added scope.
578
00:27:16,093 --> 00:27:19,382
Yeah, yeah.
Hence the added scope after-party.
579
00:27:19,471 --> 00:27:21,758
Exactly! We're finally
on the same page.
580
00:27:21,849 --> 00:27:23,966
Feels a little bit
like insubordination.
581
00:27:24,059 --> 00:27:25,595
- Wouldn't you say?
- JOE: Yeah, Lance,
582
00:27:25,686 --> 00:27:27,268
you gotta get yourself in check, man.
583
00:27:28,814 --> 00:27:30,771
You come to my house,
584
00:27:30,858 --> 00:27:33,316
and you let him
embarrass me like this.
585
00:27:33,402 --> 00:27:35,282
Gentlemen, you need
to keep yourselves in check.
586
00:27:35,362 --> 00:27:37,820
I'll remind you, I'm not an employee.
587
00:27:37,906 --> 00:27:40,990
I built this company. I work for me.
588
00:27:41,076 --> 00:27:42,442
I answer to me.
589
00:27:42,536 --> 00:27:43,947
We get that. We understand.
590
00:27:44,037 --> 00:27:46,279
But this thing has to run
more efficiently, you know?
591
00:27:46,373 --> 00:27:47,614
Like a big family.
592
00:27:47,708 --> 00:27:50,576
Like a giant dysfunctional
fucking family.
593
00:27:50,669 --> 00:27:53,252
Yeah, we pumped a lot of our own money
into this company, Lance.
594
00:27:53,338 --> 00:27:56,376
- Into you!
- Well, then I guess you're fucked
595
00:27:56,842 --> 00:28:00,210
because you bought the company,
but you didn't buy me.
596
00:28:01,263 --> 00:28:03,630
I'm drawing a line
in the sand, mate, yeah?
597
00:28:04,099 --> 00:28:07,092
'Cause let me tell you.
I ain't changing.
598
00:28:07,186 --> 00:28:11,055
I'm gonna do whatever the hell I want
whenever the hell I want,
599
00:28:11,565 --> 00:28:15,650
with whoever I want, whenever I want.
Do you feel me?
600
00:28:19,406 --> 00:28:20,942
I feel you.
601
00:28:26,163 --> 00:28:29,406
- Do you feel me?
- Yeah. Ow. I do feel you, yeah.
602
00:28:29,499 --> 00:28:31,059
Okay, good.
I want you to feel this too.
603
00:28:32,377 --> 00:28:33,663
You're fired, mate.
604
00:28:36,131 --> 00:28:37,622
Ah, fuck.
605
00:28:38,467 --> 00:28:41,460
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